bbl ashes friday
yfo
hello
He reminds them
do you reckon any of the english or aussies cricketers are aware of /cric/?
first for GODSTAS
My pronouns are mate/bloke
There's a cricket match on.
>>152624029yes mate a few more than you think
>>152624048like who
>>152624029mark cosgrove is a long time /cric/ man
India's bunny
>>152624055Most of the spin bowlers post here or have in the past
>>152624055not naming anyone some players are just as fanatical as fans and are aware of the better places to have a laugh when theres downtime i personally know one aussie star who is a regular lurker
What do Australians eat on Christmas Day A big turkey and all the trimmings doesn’t seem right for summer
>>152624087frozen oven chips and shredded cheese for me
>>152624087pork crackling roast porkroast beef roast lambprawns salad trifle ploughmans lunch type platter cigarettes beer wine
>>152624087you asked this during the second test
>>152624087your mothers clunge
MY HEATIES
>>152624087Sometimes they do that but the trimmings are more regional
>>152624099
>>152624109this is not the work of an artisan
Convict Weatherald 100% browses /cric/
I’m actually cooking my first turkey this year, but usually beef pork chicken and ham
my heaties fancy chasing down a big one again
lmao, imagine being bannedcroft out there with warner constantly chirping knowing full well he destroyed your international career, I GUARANNTEEE a psychotic break before the end of the BBL25/26™ season
Turkey isn’t traditional anyway. Unless you’re a Mormon and they’re right about Jesus (pbuh) visiting America then maybe he ate turkey but I don’t think he celebrated his birthday anyway
>>152624109i remember this guy from that saw movie
trav def posts here because hes just like me (based) (drunk right now))
>>152624085Give us a hint
>>152624116Turkey can dry out so be aware of that and make appropriate adjustments to your bird cooking methods
>>152624087main thing is getting the gravy recipe from my deadshit rockspider rapist uncle in prison
Turkey tastes like shit dont know why burgers and bongs froth on it
>>152624087a full english
>>152624132Prison gravy usually has tomato sauce in it for some reason
>>152624133its like a meat pie at the cricket it needs to be swimming in sauce/gravy
>>152624087this year we are having:roast hamroast lambroast vegequinoa saladcrab croquettessome sort of fresh (basic) saladtrain smash 4 dessert
>>152624134She is perfection
>>152624136he mentions that
>>152624134I would like to fill her English iykwim
where were you when konstas scored his (first) BBL century?
>>152624134more a brooke fan me
>>152624152Impressive
not out its missing
>>152624155getting real frustrated with her. well overdue to show her cunt properly.
>>152624155She looks slightly downie and dwarfish but ok you know what you want
>>152624134eat english muff
>>152624155fucking hell
>>152624155this is just varys from game of thrones
nadia/arina mirova was good too but then she nuked everything once her parents found out she dropped out of uni after a week and was showing her bumhole on of
cricket?
>dropping that
>>152624155call me mark because I wood
>>152624171she was really into itdid it for the love of the gameso I think she will be back under a new name
>>152624175would hit that seam >>152624155 hard
These farts I'm doing smell incredible, I'm a lucky man
>>152624186whats your secret?
do you cunts subscribe to onlyfans?lol
why are they playing in canberra
>>152624155Name?
>subscribing to onlyfanslol. lmao even.bless coomer and SMG>>152624195canberra really wants a bbbl franchise
>>152624196dave
>>152624193Not necessary, theres paypiggies that share it all online
Business idea: BBW cricket
in a backseat staring at the city light in a taxi man i hate the city lifetake me back home i dont care about the fare i just wanna go cos i fucking hate it here
>>152624134Are these professional whores or something? >>152624155Why does this one have her cunt hanging out? Also she looks like a downs syndrome Britney Spears
Business idea: 11 a side cricket.
>>152624219this might just be crazy enough to work
brisbane heat should consider taking a wicket
bout time for some warnerKINO
>>152624226they're letting them get a big score to give a more kino run chase
what the FUCKwhere is warner? we want warner
>>152624233that trick won't work again
Feel like the translator is taking a few liberties here
WARNERS TOO SCARED TO BAT
>>152624200seems like there is a lot less of that of latethere is a xialand thread on smg and most of the leakers have deleted their accounts sinceone announced he had just bought everything on her fansly and would've been easy to identify makes me wonder if she figured out who they were and threatened them since she got a bunch of sites taken down with a lawsuit, including the sc predecessor
>>152624186the other night i stuck me bum out the window and did a big fart and it woke up the neighbour.
lovely sky line that
>>152624252sc is locked down these days, gotta use simptown to browse it if you dont have an acc
>afridi
Surprised Billy Birmingham hasn't been brought up on sex charges of some kind, not saying he did anything but he's of a similar essence to a Jimmy Saville or a Rolf Harris.
shaheen, more like scat-heem(not my best work)
>>152624283aaron finch in that boat too bloke is obviously a sex pest
Christ, what isn't "sexual assault" these days?
gf
Here we GO
just had a four n twenty piewas even worse than usual
warner century incoming
four n twenty pies are good
>>152624298>>152624303whenever i have the frozen ones my armpit sweat smells exactly like them cant be a good sign
GONE GOTTEM
>>152624301gave me a good chortle, also gone gottem
classic warner knock that
aha warnSHIT
>>152624329jej
piersons a smiley lil cunt
unsettling amount of on-topic posting going on
>>152624343give me love by ed sheeran was unironically a good song
why has basedcroft not batted yet
reckon that lady should be wearing a helmetno chance she can react quick enough if one got smacked her way
gilkes looks like he just got back from deployment
go to specsavers ump!
>female umpirelol
This is why females shouldn’t be allowed near a cricket pitch
shes kinda cute thoughwonder if she's single
why is she not in the kitchen
>>152624373probably a lezzo
ashes tier umping women really are equal
Fucking hate this time of year more than anything
bartlett brings up his half cenno
this captcha is next level ridiculous
>>152624386Why’s that
>>152624373>>152624380imagine getting her match worn knickers in the change rooms after the match
>yfw that cheeky 2 runs win them the game
I'm getting quite good at the captchas now
its absolutely insane how many cricposters are getting filtered by what is both the easiest and most convenient captcha weve had in years
>>152624395So, what have you been up to Anon?
>>152624386Chin up, Ben
The captcha on the google app on my phone is ridiculously easy but on safari it’s a lot more work
Don't have single digit IQ so never really struggled with it
in desperate need of a 'no
>>152624407Juggling some projects
>>152624403i can see why the feeble minded are easily stumped by it though lol
>>152624407>same old ya know, you?
these captchas go through more than the previous onesbut i used to get verification not needed for an hour or two after a captcha before and now have to do one every time
Maybe the people who don’t under stand the captcha complaints are being given the easy version by their browser
are you guys having to do one captcha with a choice of 3 images? posting threads has 3 captchas with 5 images each but wondering if some of you fellas arent getting the piss easy one for posting comments
Me to the misso:"GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKIN PUSSY"
>>152624435lost the union again?
you WILL be filtered
>>152624434always get 3 of them1st is either 5 or 3 images, 2nd and 3rd are 3
LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A VICTIM I AM GUYS AUSTRALIANS ARE AWFUL PEOPLE LOOK HOW BADLY I AM MISTREATED YOU ARE NOT DECENT HUMAN BEINGS
>>152624440>99% of its coming from indians (probably in india)
>>152624440indian comments but australians are a problem
>>152624449Racist hands typed this post
>>152624440>jeet spam>white men most guilty
>>152624456where did you find this picture of me???
>>152624440Future school blasters XD XD XD
>>152624453it's evidently so but it will get spun like it's coming from ordinary aussies.
do you think usman will slip into relative obscurity when he retires?
>>152624440this is disgusting. white australians need to do better.
>>152624440>come together and stay unitedI agree, it's time India and Pakistan merged once again
>>152624440they're all jeets kek
>>152624440>rakesh3663_sen
theyre really pushing this "keep the ball in the first over" thing hard huh?execs must think itll bring in bigger crowds
these jeet appeals
bowled a maiden over
>>152624448kek get a better browser
Which subreddits do you lads post in?
disturbia its like the darkness is the light disturbia am i scaring you tonight?
>>152624512The gay porn ones
Sams is a solid little player isnt he everytime i watch him hes solid hes been solid for years now
>>152624512good try fella, im not admitting anything
What telegram groups are you blokes subscribed to?
drinking a pint of chilled semi skimmed milk
>>152624520Ahh yes, the AFL subreddits
>>152624512/cric/
>>152624512r/eminem
>leg byes wut is she doing
>>152624527GONE GOTTEM
Why does afl make cunts seethe just by existing kek
>>152624512r/davidwarner
>take wicket>pray to godSo fucking gay
afl blowies just stick out like sore thumbs in cric threads
my heaties suck
off to finger my bum
>>152624538Gayfl has no honour. Their shit code spreads like a cancer north of the Murray, buying up ovals, taking down the rugby posts and putting their own posts up instead, pulling out cricket pitches so their fairy gay boy players don't have to get muddy and banning other sports from using their ovals. They pay schools to play their pozzed code then count every kid at those schools as "players" to pump up their numbers and get more gibs from the govt. They fudge everything else from memberships, crowds and tv ratings. Everything about gayfl is fabricated. "Australia's indigenous code" my fucking arse.In reality NRL absolutely mogs it
any fellow eggnog enthusiast's ITT? Go Thunder!
>>152624569language mate
>>152624569nah just a nog enthusiast me
hit it for six mate
davey warners a funny cunt
>>152624569FOY
Shadab ya face
>>152624569genuinely dont even know what eggnog actually is
>>152624592its similar to custard
>>152624592it's nog that's made from egg and it's delicious
>>152624592american rubbish
renshaw is in some serious formhe looked good for aussie a couple months agogive him a go in game 4
I will enjoy watching the heaties lose this
my...my heaties
heaties are going to win
lovely fielding that
Can I just buy the pauls pre-made eggnog and put some booze and cinnamon in there or should I make a proper one on christmas eve
>Stuart Broad still believes Australia's Ashes winning team is their worst side in 15 years
*has 18 beers instead of a can of coke*
Notice how bnob barely posts after the new captchas came in kek his diddle trauma fried his peabrain
how do I stop leaving sweaty ass crack prints on chairs when I stand up at work?do I need to slide my ass side to side quickly to mop it up before I move?
In Broads defence he was right, we just over-performed and England under-performed, bit of both. With the outs we had when starting the series broad was probably right in thinking that.
>>152624592Close your eyes and suck on this hose
>>152624637wear a second pair of undies
>>152624628The Astralian test and odi squad under Cummins will be remembered as one of the greatest alongside the golden era squad and the invincibles
>>152624642the only hose ill suck are your mum and sister cuzzie
Today’s plan: Eat some chicken Drink some beerWatch darts and afcon
>dartsnot a sport
love dartskino sportbetter than whatever pee20 is meant to be
golf is shit, complete waste of space
bet you go ally pally with all your neeky deano mates and think it's a proper night out as well lol
>>152624641reckon there were also a few batsmen underperforming toohead was scant of runs in the lead up but turns up when it mattersmarnus had to be dropped because he was so shit but rediscovered his relationship with Godusman averaged 25 and smudge averaged 35 in 2024
at a party, who’s chris green
I got into a punch up with my gfs dad over a game of darts a few years ago
>>152624649whens the darts on mate
>bet you go ally pally with all your neeky deano mates and think it's a proper night out as well lol
>>152624670>punching on with gfzas dad >not just quietly telling him you creampied his daughter last night while he was downstairs watching the footy
>>1526246711 bong 30 bings
*triggers convicts*
>>152624669dune rats were an absolute stain on australian music history
I'm from /afl/ and I'm gay
>>152624683same
>>152624623store bought is fine but get it while its available i had to shop around for it today
>>152624683>>152624686gaybos
has english "comedy" ever created something as ingrained in cricket culture as The 12th Man?
>>152624682bullshit
>>152624690bazball m8
>>152624690yea their dogshit cricket team mate kek
>>152624691literally their only decent song
the 12th man is lame and so are people who quote it
Put the reverse sweep away son
>>152624679shall just remind me
>>152624416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFbCwJfs1I
going to sleep now and shan’t be getting fomo
asterisked win after the snicko drama desuofficially still 2-0
>>152624706what about all the good neet posting thats gonna happen tonight?
How do sydney siders choose between the sixers and the thunder?
>>152624700gross
>>152624721depends if you are gay or brown
>>152624721pink is for poofs
need 14 an over might just knock it around for a few singles idk
>>152624721top vs bottom
>>152624721Usually who ever your dad supported growing up
sams not happy with that throw
HOLY KEK
I likes sixes... but i also like thunder
kek KEKE what a fucking brainlet webm that pls
>>152624722watch 17:40
something apparently happened so give me a webm
also waiting on the webmis webmlad in?
>>152624741Based fomo lad
i don't watch cricket don;t even understand the rules
cat had a dead grub stuck halfway in his butthole
>>152624749based grubshitter
>>152624752didnt these cunts chase the highest total ever like 2 days ago?this league is just luck
>>152624752lmao not sure i've ever seen that
>>152624752
>>152624739shant
>>152624763ok (:
HEA need 64 runs in 24 balls to winThat's the equation
i drink alone yeah with nobody else yeah you know when i drink alone i prefer to be by myself
my life is over
>>152624771>>152624773cheers up lads, it's christmas
>>152624752not called the big brain league for nothing
>>152624773l did you miss your reporting date?
it's called the big blouse league here
i've ruined everything
depression is when you regret the pastanxiety is when you fear the future you need to start living in the present
i'm going to kill myself
>>152624801same
>>152624801you can not take what is not yours
why are all the afl blowies depressed fuckwits?
>>152624801whys that mate
>>152624801dont you dare
>>152624811melbourne innit
>>152624628Why do people forget the Paine era existed?
>>152624817I don't want to talk about it
sadcunt bait is sad
>>152624811It is weird, you just dont see it at all in /nrl/
we need to stop attacking ourselves pitting us against one another and work together to defeat evil
i want to die
i’m just so sad all the time
Is this the latest /gayfl/ 'mick?
might go to crowbar then petersham hotel on new years
Thinking we all gather together and drink some ribena laced with cyanide
>>152624848>>152624845Pray for righteous sorrow, for there is sorrow that will sooth the heart and sorrow that comes from the enemy
>>152624858the sadsacks have been around for a few years now, such a grire 'mick
>missed the game when heat did amazing>catch this heat performance
>>152624867miss this cunt like you wouldnt believe
