Tony R Khan
Chiefs twink edition
The real, honest truth is that the Rams need to go back to their blue and white uniforms. Yes, I know those are already the Colts' colors. But the Rams look better in them. Those dark blue helmets with the white ram horns are sick.
Damn, just rewatched Forrest Gump for the 1st time in years. It doesn’t really hold up. The plot is full of low hanging fruit. Like wow it’s a war movie. WOW it’s a love story. Jenny is full of tropes, a girl was sexually abused, and becomes promiscuous later in life only to get aids and die. Yeah real imaginative. Every black peraon in the movie is just a stereotype of a southern black person. Oh yeah, and in the book Forrest isn’t even retarded. They just made him that way for the movie, I’m guessing because they were trying to sell the emotion of the movie with his retardedness? Either way it’s a mockery of people with disabilities. A mockery of a love story. A mockery of a war film. Etc. Anyways, go Rams
>>152624227Don’t worry, there is no monopoly on colors in the NFL. Giants and Bills are the same color, for awhile Chiefs and Redskins were not only similar colors but identical thematically, obviously the current Chargers and Rams confuse casuals by looking the exact same. They could do it I prefer the Marshall Faulk era Rams look though
Ride the Jaguar
>>Chad Johnson Says Lions Fan Used a Racial Slur Toward DK Metcalf Before Altercation>The fan involved in the altercation with Pittsburgh Steelers WR DK Metcalf claims he only called Metcalf by his “government name” that elicited Metcalf’s strong reaction. Chad Johnson says that’s not the truth. Or at least, not the whole truth. Sharing the information on his Nightcap podcast, Johnson offered more details.>“He did call him a racial slur,” Johnson told co-host Shannon Sharpe early Monday morning. “He called him the N-word and he did call his mom a [c-word]. And I think with those words being exchanged and the fan saying that, I think that’s where the action occurred where where I think he threw a punch. I’m not sure if he connected or whatever. But he did call him the N-word and he called his mama, I guess the C-word.”>At first, Johnson did not say where the source came from. Minutes later, Johnson shared it was Metcalf himself who told him
>>152624244NFL is too outdated in its uniform rules. The NBA and MLB both do much better jobs
I've finished mapping out the season and if we go by most likely outcomes with no upsets where every favored team wins the rest of the season, this is the most likely scenario for what the first round of the playoffs will look like:Patriots(BYE)Jaguars vs. TexansChargers vs. BroncosSteelers vs. BillsSeahawks(BYE)Bears vs PackersEagles vs. 49ersBuccaneers vs. RamsGiven these brackets, how do you think the playoffs turn out?
Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
>>152624270>>152624276lmao GOTTEM
>>152624276>>152624278Samefag using different devices
You will never have your own resident schizo like mine. Hes special. He lets me know hes there for me every time I come by to say hello.
Im an idiot
>>152624293Don't be so hard on yourself, m8
>>152624293Not a Lions fan btw, forgot to mention
>>152624302I just put 100 on the chiefs to win the Super Bowl
ANOTHER 4+ touchdown day for Trevor Lawrence???
>>152624307Holy based
>>152624314Needs a BLACKED logo somewhere
>>152624291KEEEEEEEEK YOU RAPED BITCH THE RAMS ARE SHIT
Didnt ask
Keeeeek you fucking raped mongrel go and try score more white people points
Mfw panthers win the catb owl
>>152624356Shut up nigger
Keeeeeeeeee nigger lover quiet
>>152624204Based Joey B can't take losing so he'll carry the Bengals to 7-10 to try and make a statement to the organization to stop wasting his time This will let Chiefs get a top 10 draft pick.
>>152624242No one's reading all that shit you stupid cunt.Anyways, go Shecocks
Should the Chiefs try to get someone for the Broncos just to play spoiler or just lose the game gracefully and allow their divisional rival a free W?
>>152624392Anon the Chiefs are gonna have to start someone named Chris OladokunThey're not winning either way
As someone with A20 eyes I owe my allegiance to the QB who won the duel of the Aryans. Trevor Lawrence is the rightful heir to the Super bowl.
>>152624392I think the chiefs want a high enough draft pick.
>>152624265Rasms over Bronkeks
Do you think James Cook could win OPOY?
Better version
>London Games MVP>Week 14 NVP>NFC Offensive Player of the Month>Most TD passes vs the blitz this season>Most consecutive touchdowns thrown without an interception: 28>400 Yards and 3TDs against the "best defense in the league">chance to win the QB Triple CrownNow ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>152624409My left eye is D30 and my right eye is T50I am a Texans truther but 49ers rooter
>>152624457Remember when everyone thought he was going to be shit this year because of that back injury?
"Across the passage, Tupac presents life as:>Unfair from birth>Violent by design>Morally conflicted>Worth fighting through, not idealizingHe does not believe life is good.He believes life is real, and reality demands resilience, contradiction, and defiance."“Still Ballin’” is not optimism—it is existential defiance:>I am alive, and that itself is resistanceTruer words
>>152624476He just wanted some extra time off so he told them to make up some shit
The playoff format fucking sucks if elite teams cant make the offsJust create a play in tournament like the NBA
I'm a federal hoe nigga do shit that's unavailableDo it cutthoatish, unnoticed, untrailableMy bitch gon' make sure the funds are availableI'm a hot commidity, big business, I'm sellableInfuckincredible, ineditbleI'm married to the game so that makes unweddableNo wedding, no romantic settingI matress on the floor, no fancy beddingGet it straight from the gate so you know where this thang is headingColder as the snow on the mountains of ReddingEverythang she want to do, I'm not lettingWork a race horse til her hair start sheddingI'm not regretting, the dirt I've doneA nigga want to wet me I'ma squirt my gunI need weed that's gon' hurt my lungAnd a chick with jaw that'll make me squirt my cum
>>152624501And they lost to the Panthers lol
>>152624501This should be the ultimate proof that ststs dont matter as much as people say they do but nope nothing will be learned from this.
>>152624537Gotta stack them wins.
>>152624501>elite team>6–8–1
>>152624437he should
Who's winning MVP?
>>152624593padford
>>152624593At this point, I'm gonna say Stafford.
Asterisk MVP season
>>152624593Cook.
>>152624511Not really a insult anymore
>>152624593Maye or Stafford. Maye probably deserves it more because he's younger and is working with literal who's while Stafford is on a stacked roster but Stafford has statistically had a better season.
I'm getting tired of Jalen Hurts being carried by his team
it's tragic how the Lions truly had a 1 year window
>>152624409A40 here. And as such, my life for the Seahawks.
>>152624593trevor lawrence unironically
>>152624692Couldn't they still make the playoffs? Especially since Jordan Love got a concussion and may be out next week? If the Packers lose both their games and the Lions win both of theirs, pretty sure they can still get in.
>>152624667Yes it is. If my team lost to the Panthers, I'd think they were shit. Luckily, they blew them the fuck out.
Bo Nix? More like> Blow Dicks Lmao
>>152624263>the denver homoskek
The Lions window has CLOSED! Fire Dan Campbell NOW! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>152624769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYn-U4sOmE
Anybody watching the Jakobi Meyers Jags knew the Jags were legit. Even when they blew that lead to Houston, it was entirely because they played with their food for an entire half. They're THAT good.
>>152624262>Minutes later, Johnson shared it was Metcalf himself who told himkek
jennys robot period is late and has robot morning sickness this morning
My Life as a Teenage KWAB
Just needed to beat the Saints ONCE and we'd already be in the playoffs
>>152624785I'm gonna be honest, homie. I don't watch the Jaguars because they're a trash franchise. Unless they happen to be playing my team or a primetime game, I ain't watching them. I'm not even watching the highlights unless they're actually playing a good team. I don't believe in Trevor Lawrence. I still don't even with them having a good record.
>>152624819lol
>>152624831>I'm a retarded casual btwnobody cares
>>152624819>alreadyYou're not going to be in the playoffs period.
>>152624840Well if the Pants managed to beat the Saints even one god damn time they'd have clinched
>>152624839Why would bothering to watch playoff fodder make me know ball? They're just going to lose when it comes to big boy time anyways. They exist to job and lose to real teams.
>>152624846True, but they'll blow it in true Panthers fashion and lose the rematch.
>jayden out for the commies>JJ out for the kangz>patti and minshew out for the choofsi know it sounded good before the season started, but goddamn the christmas games are going to suck ass
The NFL should refund everyone that paid to see the Giants vs Vikings. What in the fuck was that? Blatantly tanking running the ball every fucking play. Giants with a retarded meathead coach tanking what an embarrassment.
>>152624486Ratatattattattat-that’s the way it is
>>152624486AI generated text is cringe
sketti owl for the ages
>>152624901None of those games sounded good 4 months ago
He is... Dovahkiin...
>>152624941I hope they tie
>>152624227Change the white to yellow. White looks bland and blue & white are a terrible combo unless you're a Duke/Kentucky fan. Yellow looks best with blue so change the white to yellow
>>152624967GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>152624967i cant hate him ya just gotta
>>152624221>>152624259Peoplengive caleb shit, but this dude is 100% a gayym porn star looking ass mofo. His videos will leak soon
>>152624993Cool story
Reminder that>chiefs didn't have a gamethread because the fans are gone >detroit has a 6% chance to advance to the playoffs and only need to win both of their games and for the packers to lose both of their remaining games with one of them being against vikings that are playing with Max Bosmer
>>152624993Are you ready for the next GOAT to be someone so undeniably fashionable? It doesn't sound like it.
>>152624537The lesson is that offense doesn't matter as people think. Every football team is 3 teams: offense, defense, and special teams. Guy is saying DAL has good offense so they should be in the playoffs but he failed to address their defense or special teams
>>152625046So did jerry
>>152625045/Fa/ would be white, navy blue or mustard pants to match the rest of the outfit
>>152625058>white nerds in 4chan have no sense of styleImagine my shock.
>>152625082should we steal your ghoulish stringy blue hair look?
>>152625082You have zero since of style. Khaki pants are for old white men and white nerds, Caleb is a retard when it comes to style
>Chiefs didn't make the playoffs HAR HAR HAR
>>152625131that's made the New Heights podcast now a must listen!
>>152624501>cowshits>elite
>>152625089>>152625092Is this what you tards call looks maxing?
yes we have centuries of prose and poetry from all across the world but I take my inspiration from * checks notes* tupac shakur and his big fat nemesis
Didn't Brady make the playoffs with a losing record?
>>152625188YeahSo did Cam Newton
YESTERDAY WAS CAT DAY ACROSS FHE NFL. NEVER 5GET.
a clots loss tonight gives 3 teams a playoff seedold man rivers needs to summon grandpa energy and win
>>152625214
>>152625227thanks but Scott Hanson told me that 59 times yesterday
If the Colts blow it then 3 teams will get a playoff seed.
>>1526252279ers clinched with the Lions loss but theyre playing for the 1st seed so it wont be an easy game
>a colts loss will result in 3 teams clinching playoff spotsWow lmao so many people are going to be hate watching Old Man Rivers
>>152624819You should be stoked you're not winless after the last couple years
Which QB gives the best top?
>>152625293Caleb
i am hoping that my vikies lose to the packers in week 18 so detroit doesn't advance. Lions are bottom three in my frenfanbase ranking that i am releasing before the wildcard games
>>152625298i forgot to mention that burrs fans are actually kind of nice here on /nfl/
So it's now confirmed Ben Johnson was the brains of the operation and not Dan Campbell right?
>>152625310it's obvious
>>152624486>negro thought process
>>152625045this tapebabby will get exposed like all the other zoomer >black qbs
Is Trevor Lawrence a legit MVP candidate?
>>152625338Do you mean tar?
Can a NFL game end in a 0-0 tie?
>>15262533811-4
>>152625347Yes
>>152625345surebut he won't win
>>152625347Yeah, why would you think it couldnt?
>>152625345He's definitely the player of the month for December, but I'd say Stafford gets the MVP over the course of the entire season.
>>152625350jayden daniels in 2024cj stroud in 2023I'm surprised that people keep falling for this
>>152625347yes, but kickers can make 70 yard FGs now so it'll never happen
>>152625345will reichard is the true mvp :)
>>152625362They're both good QBs.
>>152624221cheegy
>>152624221>you are so fucking mad right now
>bucs could have had coen as their HC but instead getting rid of bowels who only got the position because he was bruce arian's friendi would be SEETHING if i was a bucs fan
>>152624265Steelers beat the Seahawks again with a QB rushing touchdown for maximum lawls
>>152625338He's going to get exposed in his 4th Superbowl just you wait.
>>152625365Nobody is going to just go for a 70 yarder unless they're desperate, if you miss then your opponent can immediately try a more manageable 57 yarder.
I just realized the Vikings are 7-8. If they somehow beat the Lions on Christmas, the Lions are in last place.
>>152625243don't get cute
>>152625362Except CJ Stroud is genuinely good, retard
>>152624265Bears beat the Bills for their 2nd ring.
who wins COTY is more exciting than who wins MVP this year>johnson>cohen>macdonald>vrabelhell, even shanahan with all the dead players
>>152625346Zoomers will never understand this
>>152625397I don't understand how Bucs fans aren't on fucking suicide watch knowing there's an outside chance we could see Liam Coen and Dave Canales duking it out in the Super Bowl while Todd Bowles is still employed
>MAYE>V>P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbV4EWTXPuc
>>1526245012016 saints already did that plotlineGet a defense loseralso check my triforce captcha kek
>>152625418It's Ben Johnson and it's not even close.
>>152625418I'm a Bears fan and I would like to see MacDonald win it. I think it's dumb to give it to first year head coaches.
Which QB gives the best head?>Hard mode: no Brady or Caleb
We need a 52 week NFL season. A spring/summer conference and a fall/winter conference.
>>152625440Bradleb
>>152625435>I think it's dumb to give it to first year head coaches.>2024 Bears were 5-12
>>152625418Tossup between vrabel and coen for me.Johnson has done a good job bunt I also think they've gotten some dumb luck on turnovers
>>152625418Cohen or Vrabel.
really makes you think
>>152625298>vikings fan that hates the lions more than the packers>check flag and it's just some eurofaggotPoseur.
>>152625440Caleb
>>152625423Forgot Liam Coen is the Jags HC. I guess he's considered good this month (Dec 2025)?
>>152625456I can't believe Buffalo let this homo chud waste Josh Allen's prime. At least Dan Marino got to a Super Bowl once.
>>152625451Consistent turnovers don't come from dumb luck, they come from quality coaching.>but the QB just threw a bad passAnd the defense punished it
Which QB throws it back for his O-line?
>>152625448Do you remember the last Bears COTY? Similar situation.
>>152625475Baker Mayfield
>>152625418Please not Ben johnson. Nagy and Jauron won COTY and then nothing ever again. But objectively the jags guy and Vrabel are neck and neck and winning with tony khan's roster is more impressive
>>152625456Dude legit has skin cancer.
Thoughts on DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf?
>>152625452vrabel already won COTY with the tits, so they'll likely skip him for a first time winneralso what the FUCK is this shit?>same number of dice>same number of blank dice>the number of dots on the dice on each panel each total to a different number>the dice on each panel are all arranged in different patterns
>>152625490I am shocked he's not the Secretary of State at this point and simply an NFL owner.
>>152625497is that really his name
>>152625497NIGGA WHAT DA FUCK YOU SAY TO ME!?!?!
>>152625497I read somewhere that he eats nothing but candy ever day, pretty disgusting
Why would you talk jive to a jacked up black beast with CTE? You'd have to have a death wish.
>>152625519Lots of blacks do this
>>152625502Matters not, Browns coach won it twice in the last few years and they suck. He sucks.
If Tom Brady is Ultraman then Patrick Mahomes is Zetton.
So Lemur quit on his team again eh?
>>152625534Nobody gets your pokemans reference nerd
>>152625458i am posting my opinion solely based on my personal experiences with both fanbases here on /nfl/ and to be honest there are even chiefs fans who are nicer than lions fans
>>152625543green bay sucksfuck the packers
>>152625543Lions fans are just angry and hostile because we're homosexually repressed. In the D if your gay everyone will try to beat your ass even though they really want to fick it because even though we're from the D we're afraid to admit we love the D. I would totally suck your dicknright now, go Lions.
>>152625418MacDonald deserves it if the Xecucks get the first seed
>>152625540His back was REALLY hurt. Big ouchie.
>>152625571Gays deserve to be beaten
>>152625571Niiiiice. I'm coming to Detroit, how good at you at sucking 13 inçhes?
fuckin ell wouldn't mind me gettin a bit of the ol innin out in me bum go jaguars
>>152625602I'd rather suck 9ine if you know what I mean, pleasure jj mcsexy with my mouth
>>152625598I know a family that thinks this way. When I was in college I went on a road trip to visit my friends parents between San Antonio and Austin. We visited his mom's work and she works with this nice gay dude. He said when he came out of the closet his Dad and brother beat him so bad he was in the hospital with broken ribs, but they are now cool with him being gay So you need to add beaten and shunned because if just beaten, what's the point?
>>152625571>In the D if your gay everyone will try to beat your assdamn Detroit sounds based as fuck
>>1526256189ine is putting the League on notice.
9ine inches in my ass
>>152625624please stop fren
9ine's number should be 3 if he was going for his cock size fully hard
>>152625623Detroit invented techno so they could playbit loud so gay black men could hear it and know it itwas tome to meet-up and have anonymous gay sex
>>152625641Injury caused by potent BWC energy
>>152625641Reminder that Ryan Clark said this happened because Bo Nix called Micah Parsons knee the n word.
https://x.com/Jaguars/status/2002904771032969670
>>152625669I work with a guy in Tampa. He was giving me shit before the Pats/Bucs game saying Baker was better than Drake. He's been quiet now. I expect today he'll be all in on the Jasg.
>>152625470this has been proven wrong again and again
>>152625638This but in feet
>>152625666Ryan Clark hates White people btw why are they making the captcha harder and more annoying on a daily basis
>no mahomes>no burrow>no goff>no dak>no fields>no baker>no lamarweird playoffs this year lads..
