Location: Stade de MarrakechKick off: 5pm GMT (40 bings)Teams: South Africa XI: Williams; Mbokazi, Ngezana, Mudau, Modiba, Mokoena, Sithole, Mbule, Nkota, Appollis, FosterAngola XI: Hugo; Buatu, Mata, Gaspar, Maestro, Nzola, Gelson Dala, To Carneiro, Fredy, Luvumbo, Show
just make one thread for each game day
for me it's Shithole
>>152626755yehhhhhhhhhh i cant keep up with this you are right
You should have created a unified thread for the tournament.
>>152626923it'll pick up :(
For me, the south african anthem is the best in the world https://youtu.be/Dtg_KtjrIV8?si=XEsuH2M0EOO0sV8H
>>152626973What do you think of Toaster Nsabata?
>>152627022>Toaster Nsabatasaved a benuldy he is a hero now
>>152627048A heroic name for a hero.
>>152626799only just clocked this joke kek
3 games in and the pacing of all of them have been so slow No sense of urgency at allThis is what happens when you have that 3rd placed team bullshit rule
>appolis based ancient greek successor!
based bafana
We confiscating the farms with this one!
>found an African commentator speaking in Englishpure kino
Hidden metaphor in the goal is that: Foster is always in the way."
why didnt the moroccan king just pay some random pajeets to larp as fans like in the pissi qatarini mickey mouse ucp?
wew those empty seats must have cost a LOT of bananas
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO ANGOOOOOOOOLA BROS
this game should be 4-1 for angola
No no no no no
lol
kino goal
Why da yt man be saying dis shud be red or dis shud be yellow. shut yo crackkka ass up yt boi
da yt man be da devil it says so in da bible
Portugal B is fucking our ass
>>152627497are u a black man or u a yt crackkka?
HEATING UP CHIMPOUT INCOMING HOLY KINO
>>152627507I'll post BBC at fulltime.
>>152626923Ok mr. hegel
>>152627410YNR lockdown footy.
>south africa trying to cop brazil's dripmad cringe
>>152627620FIFA Hegelianism.
bafanasisters...
South Africa's men's national football team is famously nicknamed Bafana Bafana, which means "The Boys" in isiZulu, a name spontaneously adopted from cheering fans in 1992 as the country returned to international football.
>>152627601u a BLACK PANTHER SOLDIER
also baker next time post an actual thread isntead of individual matches
lol no-one's even there
>mic still on and commentator doesnt realise >I NEED MY WATER WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE JESUS MANkek
Get him some water
How do I last longer during penetrative sex? I always cum within about 2 minutes.
>guy called Sithole
>>152627768ED and Premature ejaculation go hand in hand.The trick is to have a stronger erection so that you don't need to be so aroused to function.That way you last longer.
>>152627735its because of colonialism. the white man stole all the money of the african race and now they can not travel because they have no money
>>152627768lose weight, do cardio, kegels, go to gym, zinc, more protein, less sugarI cum ropes everyday for more than a year
i wish there was more africans on /sp/
>>152627835They're under French and UK flags, anon.
>>152627835every single "french" and "english" poster is either african or indian
BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA BAFANA
another kino goal and celebration
STOP SCORING NOW I GOT IT RSA 2-1 ANG
>>152627727You're alright Dutch anon
OH NONONONONONONONON ITS CHOPPED OFF
THEY CHOPPED IT OFF WTF
gay af
Tuned into the 4seven coverage and there's a real african on commentary
AFCON should not have VAR. Jewish fuckery has infected our continental game...
WHAT A STRIKE
Holy blooter.
fuck I wish that had gone in, crossbar kino anyway
this is a kino game
VEEYEH AH CHECK
ERA!!!!!!!
africans barely dive compared to arabs.
The kid who took the crossbar shot is 19. His surname is "Mbokazi" it literally translates to 'rock'. He's the strongest player physically in our country. His nickname is "TLB" (shame I can't link cos I'm phone posting) but it's basically a caterpillar brand bulldozer. He's gonna fuck Messi in the ass just watch - recently signed for Chicago in the MLS.
What is the African equivalent of ERA?
>>152627991click click
>>152627988thank you matecracking prospect
>>152627975You'd dive too & play unethically if your were a desert jeet. Blacks are born with an 80 rating in strength.
>>152627991Look at me
>>152628013I think africans don't dive because they have 0 jewish ancestry tbf. it has nothing to do with strength.
>>152627991
>>152627988Chikado fire
>>152628011Honestly he should've stayed another year in our local league. Post World Cup he'd have his pick of European leagues (Eredivisie, Liga Portugal, etc) Running with the ball from inside his own half & smashing it from 35+ yards is his game
>>152628050ILIKUWAi like it
Lyle "My Mental Health" Foster. For fucks sake man!
Angola has such a cool flag.Easily top 10.
BLOOTERLICIOUS>>152628092>
Angola will score the 2-2
its been coming
Boom! Boom! Pow!!! Evidence with the assist. Naice.
BAFANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152628109>Evidence>its realwtf
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>last 5 minutesPark the bus boys
NEARLY ANOTHER BICYCLE KICK SCORED
>takes them an entire minute to announce how much extra time there is
Kino game, looking like it'll be another great AFCON
This 2nd half was a fair representation of our true game. It will bode well for us in Morocco if we produce it more often Han not. Also, shame there aren't many Angolan baddies in the arena.
>+$230thank you sudafrica!
>>152628237>shame there aren't many Angolan baddies in the arenaHopefully they show up for the knockout games.
>>152628272Good spot.
>>152628272>>152628304Did you see the south Africa girl?
>Egypt - Zimbabwe Who're the good guys?
>>152628318Nah uh... BTW we REALLY should consider an AFCON jenny. The EGY vs ZIM thread is likely gonna be 4 folks LOL.
>>152628319Zimbabwe. But they'll do well to only lose 0-2.
Just slapped a cheeky 50 bongs on Zimbabwe double chance, ain't no way in hell we're winning with Attia and Hamdy Fathy in midfield Also Hamdy Fathy yellow card is guaranteed, literally free money
stay in here for egypt v zimb? can't be arsed making another one
>>152628412yeh
>>152628412Sure thing. Rally round kickoff time.
>>152628363>>152628412Next thread I think an /afcon/ general is a great idea, just needs a schedule with the next 3-4 days of games & kick-off times.My only concern is if some faggot OP uses a really shit picture for the thread and we're stuck with it for ages.
>>152628485>/afcon/ general is a great idea, just needs a schedule with the next 3-4 days of games & kick-off times.yes
>>152628485>>152628494deal /afcon/ general it is
every fucking kino photo i find is a fucking WEBP why can't 4channel handle it
>>152628585based hiroshimoot refusing to allow JEWP
>>152628585Open in Paint and save as JPG/PNG.
>>152628616you are very smart anon this is my pick for /afcon/ general but i dont really care its too much pressure to pick the right image
>>152628648We could always make different editions so long as it's tangentially related to Africa and preferably football.
its too much pressure for me all this thread making i did my best the first couple of days, i would like to resign and handover to someone more competent now
>>152628702kek, i didn't see adebayor, so I was wondering why everyone was so angry with rafa benitez
>>152628648flags are wrong pal, use this one and thank me later
>>152628728thank you for your service anon
Egypt XI: El Shenawy, Hany, Ibrahim, Abdelmaguid, Hamdy, Fathy, Ashour, Attia, Salah, Trezeguet, MarmoushZimbabwe XI: Arubi, Murwira, Garan'anga, Takwara, Hadebe, Nakamba, Jalai, Fabisch, Dube, Msendami, Navaya
>>152628648>>152628728Sweet lad!
YNR AFCON legend Hossan Hassan https://youtu.be/kTZTR7ybNkA?si=VI6Sl9YOOzcVepa0 (err mind the tracker dunno how to remove...)>>152628648Very nice (Bateman voice)
>>152628761god, that name. Unironically i dated a girl with a surname 'Dube', she was really rude with my mates on a night out so i got her a taxi home (basically told her to do one but politely). She left and we carried on drinking and playing darts, then she came back in a right pissy mood took the darts out the board and threw them at me and left again. Literally had to pull these darts out my body. Got an apology text the next day, but what a fucking schizo. only time i think i've been happy a relationship ended. reckon she would have beaten me black and blue
>>152628778that's ahmed hassan m8here's some hossam kino for you https://youtu.be/uMRu3WFyx1g
some cunts made a matchthread WHAT DO WE DO NOW
>>152628793Kino. This is what VAR took away from you.>>152628824LMAO!!! Referees should brandish more often.
chakuchichi will punish the insolent egypsies
>>152628914kek based canadamatchthreadbroI fear for zimbabwe here lads
Anyone else watch the knitting competition programme in between games? Don't think channel 4 have worked out their audience for this channel
>>152628857Good looking. He was an amazing striker >>152628888This IS the match thread
>>152628813Was she fit though?
>>152628954I did a double take when it came on couldn't believe it was a real show then switched over to the darts
>>152628964ye she was probably the best looking girl i've been with ffs
I thought mo was an englishlad...
>>152628988THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS
stream?
I stayed a weekend in the hotel the egypsies are staying at. Free food and drinks 24/7 I blacked out the entire time.
>>152629032ppv.to
>>152626713got a link boys?
Washington Orubi, the Zim GK is QUALITY. Even at 40 y.o he's easily top 10 in the continent. Oh & keep an eye on him when it comes to penalties - he's a beast.
SAVED
>>1526290413arabsports net
>commentator got so excited he's eaten his mic
>>152629051
god this could be 10-0>>152629081based frenchwebmbro
>>152628914What's up with the clubless players? Zambia had one too.
This could be BAAAD.
>>152629081Why is Salah suddenly making great assists instead of shooting every ball wide when he's with the NT?
>>152629127they want to sabotage Wirtz
Technique & tactics wise north african teams are for real. But the constant simulation & diving is aggravating. They truly excel at unethical football like South Americans.
>>152629157I knew it!
Zimbabwe have NOT had 7 attacks
uhhhhhhh Egypt be careful here
>>152628387>>152628387>>152628387>>152628387>>152628387>>152628387>>152628387
OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIMBABWE DOUBTERS???????????
liverpool sisters...
>Sneed-gypt
I wouldn't mind seeing Salah get bounced early only to find he's plying his trade in Saudi league LOL. Total Bantu Domination
ΖΙΜΒΑΒΑBWEEE ZIMBOBWEEEE ZIMBABABABWEEEEEEE
>>152629239Ez money
its time we had a conversation about salad and the toxicity he brings
>>152628585Just use this. There should be a chrome version if you don't have firefoxhttps://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/webp-image-converter/
I like lucky dube
>>152629300thank you mate
This commentator is kino.
what the fuck is going on
>>152629320Ther are no small teams in afcon!
>>152629320>>152629327there are many small teams just no big teams
>>152629320SOVL
nakamba has been marvelous os far
Dube chads let's go
greek commentator keeps referring to zimbabwe as the warriors
>>152629365English ones too. I like it.Also they said apparently they've never not conceded in an afcon game?
>>152629365It's their national football team nickname. Egypt are known as The Pharaohs.
Where's the geography teacher? I want to learn more about Zimbabwe.
>>152629400But there can only be one pharao...
>>152629320I said this in a thread before and I will stand by it. CAF has the best lower end teams of any confederation. They are shitters but they can make up for it by playing really atheltic and phyiscal and equalize the playing field that way
>start 2 DMs who can't pass forward like you're playing prime Brazil>bench all of Fatouh, Zizo, MM and Shehata >take Elshenawy to an international tournament in 2025That bald fraud has fucked us, I miss Quiroz
>>152629414mugabe was basically a caricature of an african dictator
I think that CB may have the same name as our guide when we were in Cairo.
I want Zimbabwe to finish 4th
>>152628914The Zim LB, Hadebe... True story when his little sister was a student in my city. I used to clap her RAW & skeet on her belly. Good times good times.
>>152629414Ian Smith did nothing wrong
>>152629400>>152629380but its "the warriors" verbatim in english not the greek translation thats like calling england "the lions" untranslated
>>152629414most based country in Africa, only second to Ethiopia.
>>152629414I knew a white woman from Zimbabwe, she said during ultra inflation period you would queue for so long for petrol the price would go up multiple times while you queue
>>152629530Or calling France les bleues?
God I hate these diving cunts. Next they'll tell you they built the pyramids & didn't find them already in place...
>>152629542Based on what?
trezegay is a national embarrassment
>African female commentatordon't mind it
>>152629553they only keep the serie ass nicknames untranslated like tiffosi squadrazzura partenopei etc
To you have to take a based-test to get to comment afcon?
>>152629574
>>152629414Zimbabwe is a landlocked country in Southern Africa, bordered by South Africa, Botswana, Zambia, and Mozambique. Its capital is Harare.It’s named after Great Zimbabwe, an ancient stone city built by the Shona people, showing the region’s strong pre-colonial history. Zimbabwe was colonized by Britain (Rhodesia) and gained independence in 1980.The population is mainly Shona and Ndebele, and the country has 16 official languages, with English widely used.Zimbabwe is known for Victoria Falls, rich wildlife, mineral resources (gold, platinum), and cultural traditions like mbira music. The country has faced economic and political challenges but remains culturally rich and historically important.
>>152629570hating white people
>the gypt of eyou don't win afcons with salad
>>152629604He should have had 3 assists
Desert gypsies BTFO.
Is Marmoush shit now?
>>152629648NOOOOOOO MY WHOLESOME CAPYBARARINOS!!!!!
>>152629641Bald frauds can't figure out how to use him
>>152629648you wont see this on plebbit!
>>152629641fraudiola buys one nafri bench warmer every season next one is hadjimoussa
>>152629590>Historically importantKek
>>152629414>Where's the geography teacher? I want to learn more about Zimbabwe.Sorry, that will cost you 1 trillion dollars
>ahly shitters once again exposed as useless frauds on the grandest stage can't help but feel pretty smug right now
>>152629848would you rather see your country win, or players from a club you don't like play like shit?
>>152629414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99Wp6CZfy0
>>152629867club > country alwaysi hate ahly fags more than i'd care to hate any foreigner. i have to see them everyday, can you imagine that
Egypsies gonna chimp out REAL SOON
dammit
dang
Marmoush goal!!
B
>>152629641A P O L O GIZE
>>152629641you jinxed it
warriorbros....
>>152629555>>152629640>>1526299251 - 1 FUCK OFF BACK TO ZIMBABWE
going to sleep
>african goalkeeping
>>152630042Only asking questions, but if I gave offense, I apologize.
Zimbabwe celebrates draws anyway
Marmoush is not Zidane.
It's ZIDAN. Not ZIDANE.
>>152630144>I rate Zidan
Zimbabwe bros im not feeling so good
>>152630052Give back the land...
>salad
What kind of scran do you think these fucking monkeys serve? I imagine it's five shiny rocks for a banana and some sour milk, absolute animals over there.
>Yank flag>scranGrim.
>>152630263British cultural victory, I reckon.
What's wrong with Salah? The whole point of becoming shit at your club is to get that boost at your nt.
>>152630312He played some really good passes early in the match.
NOOOOOOOOO
LOLsalah with the last minute goal
>>152630312>>152630312>>152630312>>152630312>>152630312
The warriors fought bravely...
gal gal gal gal gal gal
football lost today
zimbabwe bros....
SALAH
>pass the ball to salah & marmoush>wins 8th cup
Sorry to keep you up fellas, thanks for coming and goodnight
>>152630426If Sampaoli and Chilavert had a son, he'd look like this.
>>152630312jinxed again
