>Lap:#8300>Countdown to WINTER TESTING AND THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152602479>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>1975 WDC Final Standings:LAU: 64.5FIT: 45REU: 37HUN: 33REG: 25>1963 WCC Final Standings:Lotus: 54BRM: 36Brabham: 28Ferrari: 26Cooper: 25>2025 WEC Final Standings:HAM: 1,516NOR: 1,423TSU: 1,407>News:FIA to allow Mercedes to cheat for 2026Rumors of some teams being 15kg overweightXavi Marcos joins Cadillac as lead race engineerAmx disagreed with Red Bull about demoting LawsonVasseur about Adami: "We are evaluating every option"
Anime
#MercedesCheats#McLarenCheats
>>152626757>Rumours of some teams being 15kg overweightsome cheeky buggers been planting a foot on the scales while they weigh the car
Its ok, we forgive youthanks for the bake>Xavi Marcos the one from ferrari? charles guy?
death to m*rcedes as always
death to M*rcedesthen, now, forever
>>152626757>>Lap:>#8300>Lap:#8301
>>152626782i recall earing that the reason why the alfa romeo was so good at early 2022 was because they didnt had as much overweight as other cars, but as other cars were able to lose weight they went backi think that its more or less normal that at the start of regulation cars are a bit fat
>>152626757This joke was run to the ground this year thanks to redditors. /f1/ needs to come up with something else. We have 3 months.
>>152626757>Vasseur about Adami: "We are evaluating every option"im surprised that he lasted the whole season
>no rumors whatsoever about Ferrarihow over is it
so is underhounding back on the menu if MERC gets there way with the FIA?
>>152626770Read the Umaru-chan news. That and Satan making moves again brings the mood down.
if the engine thing is true, that looks like it is, and the fia allows them to race, the other teams, FERRARI mainly, shouldnt raceif they do they would be the cucks of the century>>152626929i recently read that both ferrari and audi werent as back as it was previously thought, maybe second enginesand if the mercedes arent allowed to race, 1
>>152626875I would joke about something else but Janniggers will ban me.
>everyone ignoring that RBPT is using the same trick
audi will be a bin fire. eightbins will be in ingolstadt trying to convince them to not pull the plug by midseason
>>152627084because max will shid
>>152627084It's okay when Red Bull does it, because the season will be cancer if both Ferrari and RBR suck.
oh boy cannot wait for another era of +2.0s gap after lap 1
>>152627154>Leave alpine>They start winning againAlonso can't catch a break can he?
>>152627154:)
>>152627182>+2.0s gap for max :)>+2.0s gap for everyone else -_-
>>152627189>stuck with Honda on new engine regs again
>>152627154I can't even imagine what this person is onit can't be copeit can't be for engagement because nobody cares about alpeen why?
amx...
>>152627315>10:01 lengthHe needs every cent he can get.
>>15262715415 views
>>152626875It must be racist or very offensive so reddit wont dare to steal it
gimi
>>152627435The other anon has it mixed up. Social media calls merc taliban and photoshop the drivers with large beards doing tawhid. They don't say Merc is the great Satan, call Toto a jew, or something related to the Memri edits.
just kill me already
>>152627553you will live to see chuck wdc
>>152627553at this point just guess
>>152627553Wew, feel good being a brainlet.
>it's uphttps://www.twitch.tv/teamredline
>>152627553>/pw/ok but you deserve this
>>152627638Ya seethe?
>>152627553And they say brazilians have low IQ, isn't there any germans around that can help you with this? Maybe go ask at some office and see if you can catch one on lunch break.
>>152627634ay yo who daddy dis?
>>152627588Not with Ferrari.
>>152627663It's actually not an IQ test but an attention test.
>>152627678yes with ferrari and hamilton will score zero podiums in the same season
I just know about these things
I didn't have any dinner yesterday except some leftover deviled eggs and my farts right now are absolutely epic. Is this how Edd feels all the time?
>>152627634where's the trophy on the bottom left from? Zandvoort?
>>152627634he shidded
>>152627827shidding award
>>152627827yeah, 23
>>152627634I'm in the gutters lads
>>152627634>open twitch>get welcomed by 15secs ads>stream starts>10secs later gets 1:30min ads
>>152627553>/pw/Deserved
>>152627914skill issue
>>152627914your adblocker, bro?
>>152627943afblocker doesn't work on twitch has been many years
>>152627914Not my problem
>>152627891Slow and steady. I need a godly streak now
can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed can't stop the sneed won't stop the sneed
>>152627974Tsk. Some of these questions...
>>152627955skill issue
>>152627084Doesn't matter if it grenades itself every race
fun fact: kwabmilton is the only driver in history to lose the wdc after his championship rival was issued team orders that benefited him (monaco 2016)
>>152627553I get this on tablet but only 1/1 and 3 choices on desktop.
>>152628029I'll take top 40
Toto Wolff is BY FAR the best team principal on the grid righnt now, he is one of the greatest in history, easily up there with father Enzo (PBUH) himself
>>152628077>lewis2021
>>152628096still we sneed #blessed
>>152627419That is thousands times fewer than Max's dick pics have, the guy has to live with the knowledge that whatever he speaks about interests people so much less than Max Verstappens dick
>>152627553test
michael schumacher looks like a monger now. bet his face is all fucked up like it's melted. skull probably not rounded properly either
terrible estonian posting going on
>>152626999about ((Tor(nig)ger))'s cabal? Its a tale as old as time itself
>>152628247always has been
>>152628243not very nice mate
>>152628263that's libel against estifren
reminder that the average life expectancy for someone in schumacher's supposed condition is something like 2 weeks and that if you believe the official story, you are basically pozzed in the head
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZflbARFXAwo
both schumacher brothers are doing poos in nappies right now, but for very different reasons
75% of /f1/ anons have incurable yellow fever
>>152628401>Yellow feverYeap, that's me
>>152628401true, but not for SEAmonkeysOnly for Japanese and South Koreans. Taiwanese at a push.
>>152628430>Koreansi too enjoy masturbating into a tenga
>>152628401yellow fever is a way of life, not a disease
>>152628401latinas
>>152628477Based conquistador
>>152628338cheaternot a grey area
Reminder : We have Lum chan
>>152628477>latinasYes, but only the English-speaking ones who are under 5ftSmol enough for W Series
Marca reporting that Alonso’s girlfriend is expecting twins
>>152628551rip bozo
>>152628551Juan and Pablo
new captcha just now is using literal IQ test questions wtf is going on but I think I have it figured out so all good
>>152628551completely natural and unassisted pregnancy
>>152627692If you can't pay attention to this, my bruder, you gotta a few points missing.
>>152628551twin boys lets hope and they both join F1 in the 2046 season
>>152628551Like Anakin and Padmé in Revenge of the Sith
>>152628551it would be verry funny if they were both taking copius amounts of fertility drugs and she births octuplets
>>152628551I wonder if it would be the first WDC to have twins
>>152628551JUST
>>152628551jajajajjajaj, thats so funnyso now adrian needs 2 tenths>>152628574you think so? well, you all know that i believe that alonso is sterile since 15 preseason testing but can they make it more likely to have twins? i know that they could make them taller, better eyesight, etc, but i always thought that it was because of the donors
>>152628605>"You shat up those teams yourself"
>>152628551Alonsobros I don't feel so good, amx is racist enough to break this particular curse but I don't know if it's possible again
Pilots should just not have sex if they don't want to become a parent and lose speed
>>152628675by that logic all of us would be GOAT-tier F1 drivers
i just hope that they arent born during australia, i dont think alonso would race if they were born>>152628675and what about all the t?
>>152628401whore and also monkey
>>152628618Vettee has twin girlsHis wife would have been the Nazi regime’s dream. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother
>>152628685not me i'm a regular shitter because i have regular sex with real females
>>152626815>>152626757More of these Memri TV edits pls
>>152628743you like cutfags that much?
>>152628675Its not parenting its sex itself that degrades you . Max artificially impregnated a hag and thats why hes the forever goat
I wish the legendary saarhunter would visit here
>>152628792>hagKelly is younger than me
>>152628881
If I was a rookie F1 driver I’d get a 35 year old hag drunk and knock her up
>>152628881I don’t believe that there are people older than 37 on here
>>152628881>Kelly is younger than me
>>152628907Grosjean did that
>>152628907this veteran driver and hs and uni girls in the various countries i race in throughout the season. aim for one per race weekend.
>>152628907Federica Masolin got (forced) Leclerc to do this to her
i don't believe anyone under 35 is here
>>1526285512005 and 2006
>>152628881and she's basically a granny when it comes to giving birth
Chris Rea who sang Driving home for Christmas has died aged 74. Not sure if the song is known to you foreigners but it’s a Christmas classic here in the United Kingdom:>Thanks to Driving Home for Christmas and the M25-inspired Road to Hell, Chris Rea is mostly associated with mundane motorway travel but the singer, who died today aged 74, was a racing obsessive.>His infatuation with motor sport drove him to recreate the long-lost Ferrari 156 ‘Sharknose’ for his La Passione film, dedicated to his childhood hero Wolfgang von Trips, and he also penned a tribute to Ayrton Senna.>Rea was a racer too. As the fruits of his songwriting began to trickle in, he began competing in a Caterham 7, progressing to a series of Lotuses and on to the Ferrari Challenge. In later years, he competed on the historic circuit, racing a police-liveried Morris Minor.>Our thoughts here at Motorsport Magazine are with Chris’ family. We trust that he’s not on a Highway to Hell.https://www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/obituaries/chris-rea-the-racing-fanatic-who-recreated-ferraris-legendary-sharknose/
KELLY IS MY AGE
>>152628907i would get a cute castilian, or galician, and put one inside her yearly, and move to burgos or santander
>>152629045>Highway to Hell.WRONG SONG WRONG BAND LMAOOO
Can all the 22 year old university students in the thread stop lying about being in their late 30s. Nobody believes (You).
Wow have any of you ever realised Kelly is the same age as Max's mother?
Kelly is only 8 years younger than my own mother
Victoria Jane Verstappen
>>152629073Fuck you kid I’m from the 80s
What will you tell your grandchildren about:>AMX>Hamilton>Rosberg>Vettel>Alonso>Sophia Floersch>Anri>gimi???
>>152629045I liked his songs, very good vibes
looks like redbull could develop a legal engine before austrlia but mercedes wouldnt make itmaybe thats why rebdull wasnt mencioned in the last news
>>152629045>Not sure if the song is known to you foreignerscalm down
>>152628881>>152629131anon if you're single you know what to do
>>152629227ban m*rcedeskankerlijers
>>152628640Lol
more bad news relating to (a) ferrari.....
>>152629185alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
ok, there is an article that solves this problem, 1.5 all cars will need to comply during all the event with all of the rules, problem solved, even if you are a bad faithed indivudual and decided to not read what is written in the ratio article, this other article stablishes that indeed you are a dishonest individual and 16:1 is 16:1 not 22:1 or whateverand motorsport italy said that it looks like this was voxpopuli in f1 and that they made it public to give redbull and mercedes a chance to make it right before the season starts
just give them a dispensation to run downtuned cosworth v10
>>152629185>>AMXgoat>>Hamiltonfraud>>Rosbergfag>>Vettelgayfag>>Alonsogoat>>Sophia Floerschsemen demon>>Anri???>>gimioverrated
>>152629185goodstinky black cunt paedophile fraudlucky. not as good as his fatherfraudmisunderstoodshe will be their motherabsolutely zilch. why i would any of us have any interest in a jap?the best
Ferrari being backfield shit is honestly the best thing for Lewis Hamiltons career and mental health
>>152628881grandpa...
