Copinha january 2ndEstaduais january 11thThe venezuelan championis headed by a torturer
NOW THAT FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY OVERWhat did we learn this year /copalib/?
mengo
>>152628063Afa falsifies regulationsThe top brazilian teams can comoete with the second tier of european teamsUcv is commanded by a torturer.
PSG is a second tier team?
Men make claimsEffeminate boys make snark comments without taking responsibility
It was a question nigga
fuck a.nal
>condoms tortureNo pelo is much better
Baia È Il MondoDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>152628063Colombia and paraguay refuse to stablish an annual champion juat because
>>152628118The team with the highest pitch is peruvian, not bolivian- union minas.
>>152628309Colombia has a trauma from period between 60's and 70's where they had a championship with 14 teams (with no relegations) playing each other 4 times (total of 52 matches a team) to define the national champion.
>>152628063Uruguay has only stars
>>152627990This shouldn't be controversial.The Copa do Brasil is a CBF cash grab that just so happens to serve as a consolation prize. Not even all the money and viewership in the world could make people care about it. Years are defined by Copalib and the Brasileirão. 2023 was the year Fluminense finally won the Libertadores and Botafogo choked to Palmeiras. 2024 was Botafogo's great redemption. 2025 was the year Flamengo won everything. Copa do Brasil winners are footnotes in history.
>>152628333
>>1526283462 stars
>>152628350Every country has a copa
>>152628357That's snow, volcanic ashes or cocaina?
>>152628375And our copa doesn't matter in the bigger picture
>>152628375Venezuela, Ecuador and Paraguay haven't a national cup. And Copa Perú doesn't count with teams from 1st and 2nd divisions.
>>152628388All world cup winner countries have copas
>>152628396The biggest world cup winner has estaduales and yet some people complain about them.
>>152628396Brazil won 1958 with no national cup
>>152628350erm, 2023 was the year SPFC became Champion of Everything however
>>152628407Brazil had a psycologist in 1958. Now we refuse to
>>152628413It's not 2006. São Paulo doesn't count anymore.
>>152628419Uruguay won 1930 and 1950 having no cup
>>152628063Coquimbo is the future of.chilean footballEcuador will tie is way into the wc semifinalsBolivia will choke to new caledonia
>>152628407Do you have a source for that? Because I really doubt it
>>152628419the psychologist in question:>yeah, this player is black so he's not fit to play
group E for the 2028 unimed copa sulamericanaBoca Union minasAlways readyReal potosí
>>152628456So he was daltonic
Every single one of you are evil and will die of execution by firing squads
>>152628063>What did we learn this yearThat it didn't count
Correct me if I'm wrong: you're just black and ashamed of it.
desjejuma beleza boa du verdade
>tournament everyone thinks is important is actually not because I said so!okay then
>>152628660Nobody thinks that
>>152628667everyone does
>>152628309Colombian """league""" is a shitty show, not a competition, conceived to take money from dumb customers. Thats why there are stupid rules like "fecha de clasicos" .
>riber out of thin air>anibal moreno and fausto veraBocabros?
>>152629422Two brasileirão shitters
>>152628063>fuchibola wiseColombians know as much football as mexicansFlamengo actively murders kidsArgies can’t into football admin without corruption Don’t let paraguas make threadsChilenos can’t take banter>not fuchiballLots of programming shit
cala essa bouca porra maluco cueca
>>152629562*cuenca
>>152629478Yeah they shoukd be going after vini jr, haaland and hairy kane
>>152629422Boca bros, my mind is empty and my diaper is full
>>152629615These are brasileirao shitters too
Rayan will flop like every other perebinha grown by Vasco because of his delinquente marginal mentality. We've this story over and over again in Brazilian football. Young player has one or two good seasons, lets his short success get to his head before oscillating and testing the fans' patience with his antics. The taunts and swagger of earlier become increasingly frustrating as discipline issues become clear. Gets sold or loaned off to a Europa or Conference League filler club, tours around shitty European clubs and then finally returns to Brazil as a washed up 20-something years old failure.
this whole business stinks more than a brazilian after their 6th bean dose of the day
>ué....como é que eu vou entrar?
>tive uma ideia! Pessoal, posso falar uma coisa?
All three posters above lie, the first poster that follows says the truth
>>152628053Bros we need to make this get to 500 replies so we can have a proper Christmas thread.
>>152630102How far are you willing to go to have this tread go fast? It can be arranged
>>152630102>>152630141Unleash el chikaner
Colombian posters be like "me jaded? Cynical? Nothing is real, it's all theatre .. you mock me cause I and only I can pierce the veil of reality ... Woe is me. Vamos millos btw"
I heard you were making fun of my team, anon
>>152630227Tava sim, piranha
>>152630270mayoliva is the GOAT mayonesa anyways
>20 days until my team plays again
>>152630227I only make fun of kikes
the most cynic part is that they don't even like beans, they're doing it on purpose
>>152630492spend some time with your family and friends, schizo
sentiu
> my team doesnt play in the enxt 20 days
bolo do feijão pra navidochi
oh nonononoonon
>>152630270for me it's this one, mogs hellmans by miles.
>>152630806>gordura saturadayou don't have to say it so rough jeez
Mayo is disgusting. There, I said it
>>152630790>they don't know
>>152630141>IN THE GRASS>IN THE CHEST>IN THE ARMOR>IN THE TALENT OF JAYDEE TYREN KING JR>>152630826gayest post ITT>>152630811sorry
>>152630826I believe kids are calling this kind of thing "Truke"
>>152630826t. catsup enjoyer