Bobby Hills is already pregnant just months after splitting editionLachie Neale has certainly been busy
>>152629508
In hindsight I forgive the covax takers, they were literally extorted into getting it to feed their families, not everyone had the luxury of being a NEET like me during those times
>>152629621kek
>>152629508Just means he was ahead of the curve innit>Find out she gave her body to someone else>Leave before the baby has a tragic father backstoryCould have been worse
>>152629508The boy ain't right.
>GEDDIT GUIZE HES LIKE LE KING OF LE HILL CHARACTER!!!!fuck off spastics
>>152629639I forgive the ones that did so without becoming uppity, condescending drones for big pharma. Which is very few
Suppose it makes sense the Grinch would be in Australia first.
>>152629639Forgive the ones that admitted they were wrong
>>152631063he's not the aussie miss universe champ
>>152630830>Just
>>152631679Hi RC we missed you
SES volunteers look like that?!?
>>152631063>seething this hard over a jokeI feel sorry for you
americans are a bit like tradies when you think about it
>>152631776kek i'm going to cooranbong for chrissy. i did ny cfa recruit course with a chick as hot as that, i had a crack at her at a bar but got turned down.oh well at least i bagged the french chick in the course.
>>152631922>build and maintain everything that everybody else uses>productive>practical>honest>get the money and the ladiesyou might be onto something lad
>>152631949i didn't mention whites pine gap glowdigger
>>152631776they dont think it be like it is but it do
>>152631776more like i'm madin love iykwim haha
>>152631776how can one be that young but a "commamder"?
>>152632460alexander was 20 years old when he started conquering the world
>>152632460small town nobody else there to do the job
>>152631867you are seething over my post so that's even more pathetici couldn't care less but when filthy foreign flags come into our threads to post jokes we've heard 500 times then they can go get fucked
>>152632460Shes female so gets automatically promoted
>>152633205>i couldn't care lessAfter making 2 seething posts lmao
>>152629508That boy ain't white
>>152633511nice to see in an aboriginal person these days
Apparently the Victorian government is going to target people who are anonymous online and make antisemitic posts. Hope you all reign it in a bit
>>152633704*rein
>>152633704people already target that here for free
>>152633704>>>/pol/524159717
>>152633704Tragedies caused by 4channelers: 0Tragedies caused by everyone else: millions
Fuck this time of year sucks. Seeing everyone walking around happy with their families, knowing they all have big Christmas days planned, seeing all their families and seeing how excited they are to see their cousins and stuff and have funAnd I can’t even drink because I’ve quit drinking (39 hours sober)
>>152634815Settle down Grincho, we're thinking of you still and hope you just enjoy the day. We're all alive thanks to the most wonderful gift brought to us some 2000+ years ago
>>152634839Get fucked mate
>>152634815My Christmas will be pretty boring mate. I dont have any cousins despite having 3 uncles and an aunty. So my Christmas will be sitting around with like the same 10 elderly family members I see every other birthday or family event. Nothing special about it really except that we will wear coloured paper hats.
>>152634815Go and volunteer at a soup kitchen then, you may find comfort in helping others with even less
>>152633704>Apparently the Victorian government is going to targetlol, state government are povos even
>>152634472stay there micksperg
>>152632460>co ma'am der
>>152633704All my posts are satirical and only made for the purpose of parody.
>>152635562this but unironically
>not even a gift card for christmas>can you do overtime christmas eve
>>152631776lol this showed up on my feed too, I live on the Coast about 20 min away. She's a good photographer too
>>152635719>not even a gift card for christmasFrom your employer?
begrudgingly going christmas shopping tonightstay the fuck out of my way, not in the mood
>>152635836ye
Ollie geale has left ddf
Glory to the father and to the son and to the holy spirit, both now and ever until the ages of ages. Amen
>proposed changes to Australian terrorism and hate speech laws will allow the government to list hate organisations and terrorist groups even if they dont meet the legal definition of terrorismThis is fine and definitely will never be exploited :) if you dont agree with government policy youre a terrorist :)
>heh, youll never hear me doing that woke welcome to country shit >bazza lunch is ready luv!! >Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen
what the fuck is this quantum physics
>thanking the Creator for his bounty is the same as asking a pretend aboriginal to absolve you of the sin of colonialism before you are allowed to enjoy a footy gameatheism is for drongos
whos blud quotin
>>152629508she didn't waste too much time getting back on the horse whilst bobby almost killed himselfwomen are something else
>>152633704there's NOTHING gayer than the Australian government
How funny would it be if we all took pictures of our passports or drivers licences and posted them here haha
>>152636875this but our stiffies lol :p
something like 5% of men have a dick women consider decent and bare minimum nowadays, statistically speaking women think average is small. just like height and women all wanting 6ft+ guys.
>be me >dating cute girl >ask her about her ex >she tells me how small he is but then tells me about another that had a “cartoonishly large cock” like bigger than a Monster BFC can >proceeds to tell me how it felt like she was split I half by him >break up and she immediately is hanging out with him >utterly fucks me up >every girl I talk to I jus imagine some monster cock fucking them >start to develop a humiliation fetish >I start dating this girl and convince her to go on tinder to find a huge cock >sit in the closet and watch her get fucked by some dude with a big hog >she gets weirded out and leaves me >now I get into cross dressing and getting fucked >go on grindr and find huge cocks and get my asshole drilledI hate myself
>>152637019damn son that sucks, homosexuality is usually a symptom of trauma but you can recover a healthy sexuality godspeed
>>152637019you need to go on nofap and noporn for a prolonged period, rewire your brain and get your shit together mate
women are notoriously awful at visual size estimation. porn's filled with midges and manlets. went to japan with a couple whose misso would endlessly brag about her bloke's "eleven incher". fast forward to the onsen, cunt's barely normal sized. bloke even copped to her being a retard when asked about it. same shit with them bragging about being high bodycount baddies when they spend weekends at home watching historical softcore porn and not talking to anyone.
