BoltZ Edition >>152620131
first for garyslop
>>152631065TAMPA GAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBHA
bud + 1 = trb
My penguins (:
Rikard Savard
>>152631077based
>>152631052*ahem*
The reason why both the Canucks and Wild haven't lost since the big trade is because Gary called them both and said "first one to lose is a rotten egg!" and both of those teams do NOT want to be a rotten egg. They do not.
You may only post in this thread if your team has won 6 in a row
>>152631094That was hilarious
>>152631108like 6 in a 7 ?like 67?
Why are the Flames potentially in a playoff spot. I thought we were tanking? What is this?
>>152631088What's your announcement?
>>152631135
>>152631146You are fucking retards, did you forget again?
>>152631166It is policy to finish 17th place. If not Gary gives KD Lang a blank cheque to fly business class to Mr. Edwards wife's location.
i drank 3 monsters and now it hurts to breathe
>>152631146Gary told all the good teams to tank for the first half of the season so they can pretend there is parity. After the new year you'll see the good teams separate. >b-but the central No one gives a fuck about any of those teams.
>>152631140bad luck brian was my favorite meme like 15 years ago
>>152631178Are you going to stop?
>>152631148marc savard has been relieved of his duties
>>152631178fent does mitigate energy drinks abuse symptoms
>>152631203They will waive the rules and not require helmets so they can wear turbans on ice.
>>152631178
>>152631146With the Mild trading for Hughes, Calgary had to step up and represent for the Perpetual Mediocrity Crew
>>152631178What flavors? I try to space out my sips
So this Garfield Kart game I was looking at only has 8 playable characters and 16 courses, so I bought this other game called Nickelodeon Kart Races 3 for nearly the same price, and it has 36 courses and 40 characters to choose from, including Garfield. It seems like a straight Mario Kart rip off. I'm pretty hyped.
>>152631140country's dont play for the cup though...?Why are americans so dumb? Is it the inbreeding?
>>152631205yeah>>1526312462 blue hawaii and the all green can one
>>152631250don't buy anon>smash karts . io
>>152631246NTA but I'm on 2 Monster© Reserve Orange™ Dreamsicles a day
>>152631140Anybody buying into the "nation vs nation" narrative for the NHL is unironically just falling for Gary's tricks so that he can get more shekels from people whose favourite team has been knocked out of the playoffs.
>>152631271i'm looking for something brainless to play on my couch for the next few days, not some computer nerd game
>>152631264Cope, cope and cope.
>>152631094I love this image of Gary>>152631203Thats a legitimate concern. I think by then Gary will be dead and his mission complete with hopes that the next Gary takes care of the situation appropriately.
>>152631286retard
>>152631199For me, it was courage wolf (I grew up to be a disappointment)
>>152631289>person states verified fact>retard responds nonsensicallyyep, gotta be inbreeding
>>152631264says the country that let's people speak french
>>152631146Flames players (like all players on all teams) have pride and are playing for a job. The 'tank' is a fan thing and a fan thing alone.
>why are there so many Canadian players on American teams then???well maybe it's because there are more American teams. just basic math
Nonsense, saar, we are hockey sport enthusiastic go laffs go
>>152631315Cope in all of us, saar.
My sister made latkes! :)
>>152631354why?
>>152631334All your arguments just boil down to>MUH AMERICA IS RUINING MUH SPORTGet a better argument, faggot.
>>152631306Nope, you and people like you are just too low-iq and are easily roped in by nationalistic narratives. You personally might not pay for streaming packages during the playoffs if your fav team is in, but your incessant seething about the Narrative adds fuel to the flame, and Gary wins.
>>152631354Happy Hannukah to you and your family. How are they?
>>152631370Horrible reading comprehension on your part. I'm only saying that morons like yourself and a few others here who make the SCF all about country vs country are genuinely retarded people.
>that guy heard "potato pancakes" and all he said was "Why?"
>>152631381Not that anon but between the Australian terror attack and Rob Reiner and his wife getting depacitated this probably goes down as the worst start to Hanukah in Jewish history
milk bags
>>152631372not reading that essay
the complete destruction of the maple leafs is finally at hand
>>152631407Not surprised due to your low iq.
>>152631390Yeah no, that's not what you're doing. Anytime you see people shittting on leaf teams, you just have to point out some snca.And it's always this case. Make whatever excuse you want, but the fact is you're a seethong leaf who feels the need to be proven right on a shitpost thread. And that is gsy af.
>>152631403This is the root of the problem.
I got one for my brother in law and couldn’t resist getting one for myself also.
>>152631415literally kayaking across lake ontario right now to fight you
>>152631420Again you are practically illiterate. Here is how it goes:>moron says canada sucks at hockey because the teams based in canada aren't winning the cup>the reply to that is that the teams aren't representative of any nation, and that furthermore the players in the nhl as a whole who are the best are from canada>the moron replies nonsensically and ignores those 2 points completelyYou are that moron
>>152631448>alcoholicsmuch like trb (you)bud 1 btw
>>152631431Wish I could gift this to all the alcoholics ITT
>>152631448Yes and thank you i thought so
>>152631437Okay I will meet you halfway but be warned I have sharpened my paddle and am not afraid to use it
>>152631460Cope
>>152631469
>>152631408i would like to reiterate that what they need is john torttelini and mike babcock to bully them back into shape
>>152631475Sharpened paddle allows spearfishing while kayaking for extended voyages
Where is Bedard? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>>152631505I'll give you a fish before the fight in case you didn't catch any so that way you don't have a rumbly tummy
>>152631495What they need is to gas you and everybody else within 50 miles of that shit franchise. 300 miles would be better.
>>152631518gonna need a lot of burritos for that
what was the first stan lee final you remember watching?
what game we watching?hasbs slacking off tonight
REJOICE, FOR THE LEAFS ARE SAVED!
>>152631540>assistant coach What about the head coach?
>>1526315351993i was allowed to go to bed late on weekdays
>>152631536nuckies since their winning streak is on the line against their former bald coach
>>152631548the big chief is still in (for some reason)
'rito won
>>152631551i probably watched some of that series but i was 3 so i wouldn't remember it. my mom's side of the family are huge habs fans
>>152631535Penguins v North Stars
Shits getting weird >#Preds Minority Owner Nick Saban: "To be a part of the hockey team here is something special, and we'd love to build it into a championship."
>>152631535Penguins vs red wings 2008
>>152631565Interesting. Could he still be fired and it not be announced yet?
>>152631577les prédateurs de québec
>>152631577gary lets minorities own hockey teams? that is news to me.
>>152631587Sure, why not
Rate this Boston Bruins Top 5Bobby OrrEddie ShoreRay BourquePhil EspositoPatrice Bergeron
>>152631590
>>152631617
>>152631540They did something !!
>relieved of his dutiesthat reminds me i should go relieve myself of my doody brb
>>152631617i shit on the bruins """gentleman""" bergeron allowed marchand to exist and expandhe can manger ma saucisse if you know what i mean
>but no one knew what he meant
>>152631648if I was callahan here I'd let all my snot out directly onto marchand's tongue
>>152631178just take meths at that point, Jeremy
>>152631460Right, it's just a coincidence that all your screenshots showcase a lot of Canadian players. And it's just a coincidence you keep posted the same snca when Anericand are making fun of you.
>>152631178I used to drink monster in high school when the year was 2008 and it was still cool.
:)
>>152631669Yes the point is to illustrate that it's dumb to make it about Canada being bad at hockey when the proof is in the pudding that they are not.>but the teamsAgain, the teams aren't supposed to represent any country, obviously
>>152631266>>152631275great choices. for me, it's orange
>>152631288The last time I had a girl over she watched me make edits to Football Manager custom databases
>>152631689Cope
for me it's baja blast
>>152631648my rat is so zesty :)
>>152631543bet they're only hosting it because of hasek's bitching
>snore louis vs tamba bay lets go to BEDyeah i'll just wait for the nucks/flylels game
>>152631381My oldest sister is still married to a guy she met at AA with a minor criminal record. She's thinking about quitting everything to go traveling again. My other sister is 31 and starting to freak out about dying alone. October 7th and Twitter redpilled her. These days she talks about her hatred of troons and people who oppose Israel
for me it's the total destruction of the illegitimate state of israel
gary is giving us a night off for christmas happy days
>>152631708i love our zesty rat
>>152631818Do players even bother flying home when it’s only 2-3 days off?
>>152631835probably not. they celebrate christmas as a team
>>152631835i guess some do some dontpretty sure atheist yuro players go for local prostitutes instead
>>152631818How kind of him. Maybe next year he'll give you access to the coffee machine
>>152631818Gary should whip the interns harder for breaking the website last night
>>152631843>>152631882Yeah the logistics don’t make sense but how sad.
we keep the Christ in Christmas here
hockey is on finally ffs
>>152631904
>>152631898what's sad about fucking prostitutes and partying with the boys?
>>152631910yeah I don't take any point projection seriously until the 23rd, sorry pal
santa's an islanders fan you just know it
>>152631930It’s the equivalent of celebrating the weekend when you’re unemployed.
but his elves cheer for the bl0ts
>>152631910>avs are only going to get 57 points in the final 47 gamesDoes anyone really expect them to 28-18-1 the rest of the way?
>>152631930You can't kiss the prostitues or the boys without contracting oral herpes
>>152631970Santa isn’t some fat Italian
a mere 21 seconds in >blose
>>152631970nah he's probably in the edmonton market zone>>152631976i celebrate week ends as a neet, because it means i can be out by day and not look like a retard
>>152632005Sounds gay
>>152631993pretty sure the nhl sanctioned prostitutes are top market and herpes free
>>152631987Yeah I do
you won't believe what happens next
>>152631758I see. Hope they have a good and positive time during the holidays. What about the latkes? Are they delicious at least.
time to bet on my nuckies at plus money again.
>yay! they used the behind the net cam!>booo, it's the last time they'll use it for the rest of the game...gary giveth and he also taketh away
most average tampa bay couple
>>152631689>No, you don't understand! Muh playersRight. So you bitch about being being patriotic because it dosen't matter, but when you do it, it's justified?LolLmao even
>>152632132Again, you illiterate moron, I'm saying it's stupid to pretend that Canada sucks at hockey because teams in Canada aren't winning the Cup. And yes, being patriotic in a league where the only thing that makes a team American or Canadian is the area code of the home arena is dumb. If you want to say your country is better, then look at the players themselves and decide for yourself where the best ones come from. Go back to special ed, please.
These Dallas Dad trip photos are taking me out. It’s like..are you sure?
a/s/l?
>>152632163These copes get funnier every year.
>>152632172Gary has been creating hockey players in a lab since the late 90s. Alex Jones even mentioned it on one of his early shows about Dallas.
>>152632172This one left no doubt. Copy paste
>>152632194It’s bullshit but I believe it
>>152632188Coping about what?
Copped some merch while Christmas shopping
my nuckies are about to play :)
Can't wait to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey in the city of brotherly love!
>>152632216About to play Na Gary will cuck us for another 30
>>152632211
>>152632227Thumbnail looks like Spooderman
>>152632163Retard. What is the point in bringing up Canadian players when they aren't even playing in Canadian teams? It dosen't matter how good Canadian players are when they being scooped up by America teams.
>>152632227Proppa steal
>>152632243Look at the fucking image you raped retard it's the cheapest hat in the story by $10
>>152632221please post the two cuties
>>152632271He must have missed the post where you shared the prices of the other hats
>story
Would the black chick but in general I hate the Amazon hosts
>>152631548They need to move from the Ass. coach all the way to the head coach.Expect the abs coach to go next
I am ready for hockey, Gary
>>152632005(((NHL rep)))
>>152632283All Vancouver Canucks fans are cute.
>>152632363Matt is giving his all unlike Matt
>>152632375not Shannon
>>152632216
>>152632363cope schaefer has 6 more games played
>>152632375Thank you, I'm remoralized.
>>152632386Bet busthews has more minutes though
Dear Mat Barzal,
>>152632240Because if you or people like you are trying to tie a national identity to something, the first thing you should do is look at what that thing is made of. When it comes to groups of people, the most important thing is where those people come from. So when you say "Canadian teams" it makes no sense when the makeup is multinational, so the patriotism aspect does not belong in this context.Nobody is denying what the standings say, that would be retarded. But being patriotic about a team's GPS location when the players are from all over is also retarded.
>>152632381nobody is safe from the wall, not even Shannon, not even Gary.
Will we get more Garytime in the Nucks Flyers game tonight?
Holy shit
god loves my flysies :)
>>152632464gary ALWAYS tries to squeeze in some extra advertisement shekels
>>152632479he's a Blackhawks fan dip shit
>>152632483you can see how hard he's trying to hide the disgust on his face for having to hold up the flyers jersey
>>152632469cute!
>monday night hockey presented by uber eatsuber eats can shove it
>on a pace to finish the season with 28% of games going to overtime record-setting and highly suspicious
>>152632530gary wants me to tell you that noticing statistical percentages is highly anti-semitic
>>152632530Thank you Gary
>>152632530
>getting mad at free extra hockeycouldn't be me
>Gary Thanking Hours
yeah, im gonna fire up wwe2k16blots/blose isn't doing it for me, gary
myers you FOOL
>>152632599why not tune into the high-flying hard-hitting action in the nucks/flyers game?
>>152632637i know why, i know why, it's because this game is SHIT
hearing that connor mcdavid along with a couple other bubble guys are expected to make team canada for the olympics. will update further once im able to confirm
I made some mint green tea with honey
>>152632661kek true
>>152632637too orange
>>152631535Oilers vs Bruins
>>152632709
>>152632661They're saving all the action for overtime
>>152632716poor toddlers
there is a guy on the wichita thunder named jay dickman which is a funny name
i got my old man a book on the 1972 summit series for christmas. henderson scoring, the bobby clarke slash, soviets buck broken on home ice, easily one of the greatest boomer series of all time
as a nucks fan I must say that I am very jealous of how good the flyers home jersey looks
I don’t care for Tate McRae’s music
>>152632789I dont like the white shoulders and sleeves
>>152632790its good stuff. you should try listening to her songs
>>152632790her and Jack Hughese are fuggin
>>152632790same, just like you i have a good testosterone level.
the amazon panel is cringe
>>152632859why?
>>152632859
it's (past) time
>>152632818They clearly say Guy there, the oft forgotten Hughes brother.
>>152632911yo the qr code doesn't work
>>152632866that black woman cant skate. if i wanted hot takes from unqualified retards i would just ask /hoc/
>>152632859they are a good panel. no kelley harudey or ron MacLean
>>152632985yes hello
>>152632985Cope I've seen her on the canal
thanasis hughes
>>152632818You have to be one or marry one to make it in the entertainment biz
>>152632974They blew it up
>>152633012is it better to shoot or skate
>>152632469Zegras is Peppermint Patty. HOLY KEK.
>>152633095i always knew he was a grill
>>152633075just dump it in and make a change
>>152633107he's /our_twink/
at the purdys chocolates there was jew hanukah chocolates. whats the difference between real choclates and jew chocolates?
>>152633107Well, he's one of Cole Caufield's best friend.
>>152633148Is it any wonder that his ancestors invented pederasty?
>>152633181They're coins anon and I believe you knew that and just wanted someone to say that
>>152633189i didn't know thatthat's some good lore
Cantpucks can't seem to do shit
>>152633189think they have a heated rivalry
>>152633320According to the hockey femcel community that's Drysdale
>>152633247yeah gritty is the pervy drunken weird uncle in the family
>>152633319Tocchet vs Foote hockey should be illegal.
>>152633319oh we don't say things that can be said at any point in the season here
nucks need to get that puck and then dump it in and chase after it
So its damn near 100 percent chance avalanche gets Stanley cup this year yeah? Cause 26-2 is fucktarded numbers, having a team this dominant is buck wild and hog wildI fuckin posted in old thread like a tard
>>152633343>laffs>rags
Tomorrow is a big test for the Canes yeah? They play the Panthers again. Will they make them pay or willThey get on their knees and accept the L.
>>152633335at least it's not a bald coach on bald coach matchup. those are the worst
>>152633372it does seem that way but then again when the bruins had the best regular season of all time they were knocked out in the first round so who can say. when gary is the one with his hands on the levers, anything can happen.
>>152633372No the Flyers are winning it all this year
>mfw owen tippet does anything other than tip it
What would a Carolina Hurricanes Top 5 look like? Hartford Whalers players are allowed on a Canes Top 50
it would be 6-0 if skinner was in for demko
>>152633633ron francis that's about it
He couldn't carry forever
my flysies :)
god DAMMIT
>>152633702I think he'd most likely be #1 on a Canes/Whalers Top 50
>>152633699Dustin Wolf would have been pulled in the 1st
>>152633633would Rod be a player and coach???
terrible call on mailloux
The PHPA ECHL players served the league a strike notice effective the 26th.Gary isn't going to be happy about this. I don't expect it to go as far as an actual strike.
>>152633756yes, both rod and his bodand cam ward
>>152633790the owners are a bunch of meanies
>tfw my team in the east will make the ploffs but not my team in the west
>>152633851Shannon why you using a vpn?
>>152633633battaglia - martinook - larosepitkanen - wisniewskibussi
>>152632818>Tate mcgay
>the NHL Winter Classic™ will take place in sunny MiamiFuck you gary
>>152633756A Canes/Whalers Top 50 would only have players
>>152633927Cope shes a Takagi City icon
>>152633929The marlins stadium is the worst MLB stadium in the country.
>>152634000uhhh no
>>152632818She has 10's if millions if not 100s more than that dude
>>152634013It only takes 35 minutes to get to the trop from downtown tampa. Takes an hour to get off 95 and into the hood they built that stadium on.
>>152631828he's definitely bi
heads up, popchads
>>152633815They are a bunch of penny pinching retards that deserve to have the players walk out or to work on a CBA proposal during Christmas.
>>152632689yum :)
>>152634036>pop music singer with nice boobsyeah that checks out. but maybe jack is more interested in the money than the boobs
>>152634000do they at least have urinal troughs?
>>152634141Get that bag, brother.
>>152634153Worse they have ushers that will kick you out if you aren't sitting in your assigned seat when there's only 3000 people in attendance.
>>152633095he always radiated lesbian vibes
>>152634141I like perky boobies
>>152634177Tell me more
mere upper-torso subcutaneous fat
>>152634210twinks and lesbians have a lot in common
>>152633815imagining a kinda slow guy who thought he would have to do a hunger strike
>>152632818unlike crosby
>>152632985I always trust /hoc/ for expert insight
>>152633815once gary mediates the end of the ukraine war he will flood this league with russian scabs
holy shit the grinch is at the game
>>152633372aves are insanely strong but playoff hockey is a different beast. I still thank the stars have an edge on them
>>152633815_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>152634297>starskwab. another humiliation by edmonton incoming
>>152634297can't remember but haven't they been kneecapped heavily by injuries in previous playoffs? feels like that's the main thing keeping them from going all the way lately
>>152634329>no more skinner >we have GlenGUESS AGAIN
>>152634362No, it's the fact that they have been a one line team ever since 2022-23
>>152633929he couldn't even get the game scheduled for disney :(
I pity Canadians are gonna see Binnington in goal in Milan
santa is a flyers fan???? NO!
>>152634410i hope they pick thompson instead
>>152634410I'd rather have skaters then a goalie
>>152634413Guess Santa and the city of Philadelphia made amends.
>>152634450you're right. crosby and mackinnon will win gold
>>152634460eagles fans threw snowballs at him because he was a fake santa
>>152634413>*throws batteries at you*
>>152634436has cassidy forgiven him?
>>152634486*throws beer cans at you*
>>152634450not certain that team canada can outscore the likes of binnington though, he's been pretty bad lately
man, that tofu was delicious. anyways, lookin forward to watching my kraken tonight.
>>152634486you're going on the naughty list >:(
>>152634413he's also a bruins fan
>>152634498probably not but for christmas i asked santa that he does so
>>152634512mapo tofu?
>>152634538two-timing bastard!
shanta claus
when i sense a fellow budbro got banned by trb... it's gloves off
Dan Vladar is holding on to a great shutout.
>>152634618he's playing against a bunch of retards
lets be real here if team canada is "desperate" for a goal and fully loads a mackinnon - mcmeme - crosby - celebrini - makar line there is no country that is stopping >us.
30+ genny
oh boy, time to get booty blasted by the ducks!
Demko still has a pristine save %He's better than Swayman I can tell you that
>>152634475>crosbyliability on the ice
Flyers
>>152634711What flag is that?
flyers are dominating
Canucks are already dead Refs should have gave them that one
>>152634724Hell yeah
my right ass cheek is itchy
>>152634672I want to see him start in Milan. Hellebuyck is injured, Swayman is a tandem baby, and Otter is a choker
>>152634723Gary's flag of Excuses and Deceit
>>152633815Why don't the players simply kill the owners and parade their corpses on the ice like they do in civilized countries?
he can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc
team canada needs bud
>>152634782that would solve a lot of our problems in minecraft
>>152634782that only happens in brazil buddy
Alright Canucks it’s time for a Christmas Miracle!
Phill Kessel would booty blast both of these shit teams
>anahiem ducks>seattle kraken
>>152634809The many faces of Tocc
>>152634852one of the hardest shants I ever shanted
time for a ducks game, lets see which team wins 8-6
>>152634818the french turned this into a pretty famous tradition, and everyone knows they invented culture.
we don't acknowledge France here
THE VANCOUVERITE ASSASIN, MAX SASSON!
do you guys marner at night? or just the mornings?
>>152634827I miss him ヽ༼ຈʖ̯ຈ༽ﾉ
>>152634896normally former but occasionally the latter occurs
>>152634899Too late, Nucks
no carlsson.
NUCKIES WILL WIN
Tom Willanders career is over.
>>152634923lol too soon on that one
>>152634923FUCK
>>152634896Depends if I have cawfee or not Usually I Marner in the afternoon desu
>>152634942They came back from worst last season, I believe
mitch won
should i waste time watching this
Well it's safe to say that it's official. The Minnesota Wild have won the trade.
lol how does Tippett have 10 shots?
>>152634923
>>152634982he's trying to justify his upcoming name change to Shootett
>>152634969If you care to watch autistic hoc players talk about their days, sure
that anthem sucked
>>152634982Owen is growin
>>152634969i thought it was cool, if you have some free time during these holidays i'd go for itit's better than watching shemale porn that's for sure
>>152635015Futa doujins are far superior Futa x female, anyways
>>152635035
>>152634969nah watch the garfield christmas special with me
NOT SO FAST FLYERS
>Hr-4nek
nevermind, so fast flyers. so fast.
/KRAK/
Fucking Canucks ruined Christmas. Have to be all alone during the holidays and my team sucks.
>>152635145Could be worse you could be a Flyers fan like me.
>>152635145you deserve it for your antics at the pumpkin patch
>>152635145buy yourself a fancy christmas cake
>>152635145gg nuck friendat least you have /hoc/
>>152635162JT had it coming. You disrespect the unwritten rules of the patch, you disrespect me.
>kangz
Refpucked to start the game already and it took away a whole goal not just a PP. God refs just hate us.
Done with the nucks.
>>152635145Just remembered how Canadians booed USA during every national anthem at 4 Nations.
>>152635238I hate you too go back to mexico
>>152635245canada in general needs to be done with hockey this is hard to watch
Dislocated my knee yesterday and now this happens. Happy christmas everyone.
>>152635204didn't this turn out to be jt miller himself testing the waters before attending aforementioned pumpkin patch?
>>152635255Based and they beat the usa serves them right for wanting to win for trump. Imagine how cucked of an individual you have to be to want to win for trump instead of for your own country lol.
>>152635255Just remembered that we won
>>152635270Feel better soon fren ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ <3Hopefully you can see a doctor soon
>>152635270what did you do
>>152635259Sorry im as white as can be and couldn't give a duck about you. Have a miserable Christmas you poor sad fucker.
>>152635293>can’t help but bring up TrumpNobody gave a shit about Trump except deranged liberals. It’s hockey ffs don’t be a fag. Nobody ever brought him up at 4 Nations until Canacucks chimped out.
There's going to be happy hour hockey tomorrow (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>>152635283however it went down, he was mindbroken from that day forward. and the canucks as a franchise was doomed.
>>152635340holy workedola
>>152635375A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fagThe only girl I ever loved was JT in dragThere is no hope of love for me, from here on I go stagThe only girl I'll ever love is JT in drag
my kings... noo...
>>152635395hello it's john nobel here, from the nobel prize awards show. we would like to give you the nobel prize for literature
>U.S. defenceman Noah Hanifin on the team's five-minute call with President Donald Trump this morning ahead of the 4 Nations final:>"Hopefully we can get the win tonight for our country and for Trump."Hahahaha btfo sorry daddy trump had to see you embarrass yourselves LOSER
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>>152635447noah is a Biblical name
>>152635447why didn't he call his buddy tkachuk?
>>152635465what team would he cheer forthe canes?
>>152635465I don’t believe mystical magical things like the Bible I believe in science backed by facts.
kings absolutely addicted to overpassing
>>152635476Flames >>152635479grim
>>152635447You fags got absolutely buckbroken over the president calling the team to wish them luck??
King David would have as his favourite player Connor McDavid
>>152635500Yes team Canada played hard to btfo trump its well documented. The tangerine moron shouldve kept his mouth shut and team USA would’ve won the first and only 4 nations cup.
yeah we might have blown the 4 nations but the player that blew it plays for toronto so suck it
lmao at the ref eating shit in the Ducks game.
>>152635539Absolutely deranged Trump has nothing to do with anything hockey you guys are just gay.
>>152635583i'm sad about his back injury. i would have wanted to see if he could have got the all time goal record
>>152635532King David killed a giant and McBustshit can't even beat Barkov
>>152635589It’s been proven players play harder to btfo trump it’s why kanas lost the Super Bowl too
>>152635587Karma for how much they hate the ducks
>>152635608What makes you so butthurt over Trump?
>>152635602JEN
Marchment is elite
>we may have lost 4nations but Atleast the tkachuk brothers have permanent career altering injuries as a result we won!
they're getting raped and there's nothing I can do about it
>>152635714All you can do is watch...
>>152635625Canadians are always mad about American politics. It's just their thing or something.
>>152635668I was sad the Kraken let him go.
>>152635698Why does Trump make you so upset?
>>152635741he was being wasted here
>>152635750Why do you love trump
>>152635814I said nobody cares about him which includes me. Why does he make you so mad?
hockey games on christmas eve, seriously?
>>152635839When do you think Christmas is bud
>>152635839what are you talking about? there are none
>>152635735You are right they have no clue why they’re just mad like little girls.
many such cases
Huomenta but the opposite
krak'd
>>152636135WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT
Lacombe just handing them the puck
mitch got trb to write trb is gay on his own wall. trb sr got PISSED and the belt came off
Why are the Ducks behaving like a bunch of divegrass queers tonight? That's like the third melodramatic flop they've taken and begged for a call.
>>152636309the iconic islanders poop trash can
>>152636303Why do you type like a woman?
>last day of hanukah>rags and canes not playingi mean come on now
>>152636334xhe rb is very feminine
>>152636309...okay?
xhe rb once referred to xim/xerself as a "homecoming queen". let's just say trb sr. was none too pleased
A bit sad it's Kopitar's last season
>>152636334Very queer response. Must be pride night in Anaheim.
>>152636319>>152636352Check the retweet
I’m not even replying to you directly lol youre obessed with me take your meds sicko youre probably gay for me too you homo. This is why I laugh at your team btw you cupless loser.
>>152636370we suck
burrito won
shit teams today no wonder /hoc/ is dead
Why are donald duckers so inconsistent?
>>152636500It's not that bad we have the one shitty canadian who needs to go back to rehab and a picture of kash patel
>>152636533>Despicable
>>152635447Wow this seems like something you should get extremely and unreasonably angry about
>>152636562Just like you every time. tbg posts
Trump supporters in shambles over him getting btfoed in the 4nations cup we prevailed
>>152636633Trump just wanted everyone to have a good time so when you really think about it he won after all
>>152636500not cool dude, some of us actually support these teams
>>152636651not if you are swedish or finnish kwabtrump looking out for north america as always
>>152636633Trump only likes soccer
Finnish people are descended from the mongol horde that besieged Europe
>>152636697based
>>152635839Maybe in Swedenland, but not in the real world
>>152636744Also east of Swedenland, but that's okay because Christmas is not real either.
Kings are going to score late bringing it into garytime. they need new scriptsThis post took 5 captcha attempts
I CANT FUCKING BREATH
>>152636930are you getting the shit with the dice now too? don't make no sense to me.
it's over
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine getting goalied by Philip Grubauer
gg duckies, have a good christmas
ducks are getting a reality check
my ducks aren't playing like they want to win
>>152636942Yeah it's impossible. Might as well buy a pass
kings need to replace the coaching staff. what the fuck are these power plays, just non-stop passing only for them to take an awful shot >>152637086it tells you how to solve them before you go to the next tab...
>>152636942>>152637086Fucking read what it says. Pick the one that has the most empty dice.
>>152637094I'm here to sneed, not to read
>>152637058Merry Christmas. I am very mad at this shit ass team.
>>152637094Thanks but who wants to do some Mensa IQ test to make a post
>>152637188clearly not any flames fans because they all vanished with the updated captcha lol
>>152637206Just like my Islanders
grubauGOD
test
>>152637279i thought joey d'accord was their starter
>>152637188>takes mensa-tier knowledge to count empty squareskek
retard ban evaders can't come up with anything more intelligent than test
>>152637188>>152637291and for the record I know you're joking mr swede
>>152637296it keeps saying i have to wait 5 minutes to post the same thing even though i hadnt posted it yet
Test was in the Un-Americans
>>152637308I hate the Ruthless Aggression era
>>152637320>>152637320
>>152637206just like no millys vpn friends lmao
