Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
Never gets old.Post more webms
Plz post 49ers anime girls
Your team blows my team is the best
I'm now supporting the following teams:Buffalo BillsMiami DolphinsNew England PatriotsNew York JetsBaltimore RavensCincinnati BengalsCleveland BrownsPittsburgh SteelersHouston TexansIndianapolis ColtsJacksonville JaguarsTennessee TitansDenver BroncosKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas RaidersLos Angeles ChargersDallas CowboysNew York GiantsPhiladelphia EaglesWashington CommandersChicago BearsDetroit LionsGreen Bay PackersMinnesota VikingsAtlanta FalconsCarolina PanthersNew Orleans SaintsTampa Bay BuccaneersArizona CardinalsLos Angeles RamsSan Francisco 49ersSeattle SeahawksI might stop supporting them if they don't play well or play in a boring way
The NFL blatantly rigged a game against the Lions
If the Niners win tonight then the first seed in the NFC won't be decided until week 18, meaning that the Bears, Seahawks, Niners and or Rams can't rest their starters
>>152631745You will get Rasm chan and you will like it faggot
>>152631753I thought you guys had some good players going into this season. I guess your team is beyond hopeless. Make sure the be extremely obnoxious when you're good again.
>>152631757NFC SOVL
>>152631761No I won't I dont like that one bit
>>152631754no refs?
>>152631744
>>152631744God took this man's hair at 23 and sent him to my Raiders
Why did Kraft piss off BB so much to the point where the best HC in Pats franchise history now absolutely hates the Pats?
>>152631768Fuck off racist
>>152631744YEET
>>152631769I bandwagon the refs depending on how they're rigging
>>152631767Too bad chumpThis is her genny
>>152631757Too bad legendary QB Philippe Rios will hang 56 points on your head tonight
>>152631770I would have immediately cut that linebacker. He wouldn't even be able to come back to the sideline, go pack your stuff and get lost.
>>152631745The lack of support from sp has me worried
>>152631735That level of lipo just looks weird
>>152631757they can lose and it still wont be decided till week 18 if the hawks win next week
My penis sucking Bears
>>152631786>implying I'm a Nanners fan
>>152631786he won even gets 56 yards passing pendejo
>he called me by my full name
>>152631790Cupcake schedulePlus everyone wants to see old man rivers dab on you for the memes
We need a Call Me By Your Name film poster edit with DK and the fan.
>>152631807>cupcake scheduletrue, they get to play you bums twice
If the 49ers beat the Colts, the Jaguars, Chargers and Bills all will clinch a playoff spot.
>>152631806how come you never see white players wearing these?
>>152631795If the Niners lose tonight then the Seahawks can clinch the first seed if they win, the Niners beat the Bears and the Falcons beat the Rams but the last one seems unlikely. The fact that the Niners have to play the Bears and the Seahawks back to back is brutal
>>152631833whites were made and forged in the cold.
>>152631806>Hey Donkey Kong Metcalf, your mom is a cunt>>152631833
>>152631823High possibility your team has been or will be booty blasted by mines this seasonWoildnt be one to talk
>>152631838bears looked like shit, it will be an easy niners win
>TrevGOD LawrPRINCEoh yeah, im thinkin seethe kek
>brown thirdies love their ai slop, be they indian or mexicanlatin america and india should team upthey're the same people
>>152631838>If the Niners lose tonight then the Seahawks can clinch the first seed if they winBears hold tie breaker against the Hawks, if an NCFW team wants the one seed they HAVE to pray for a Bears loss. Bears and niners are the only ones that truly control their own destiny.
>>152631850It's in Santa Clara though
>seething over jpegsCouldnt be me lol
>>152631833They do, just not in fucking domes like black players do.
senoooooor
>>152631856Stop calling my artwork slop.
>>152631735>>152631735These women only know how to have sex
>>152631833White culture isn't centered around violently robbing/killing people so you don't need to wear ski masks constantly
Just realised anons cat was responsible for coaching that epic titans win over the chiefs this weekend.
>bullied chikaner into using an american flagNobody is a better tard wrangler than me
>>152631858Seahawks are a game ahead of the Bears right now so the Bears can win tonight and lose next week for a chance at the Seahawks getting the bye. The Bears need the Seahawks to lose a game on top of winning out, not the other way around
>doesn't deny being mexican or brownkek
>>152631791Probably did fat sculpting but at least the legs match ass and it doesn't look like a lollipop
>>152631838wrong retard
>thought he could filter me by filtering flags>got thwartedkek
>>152631885Not brown enough
why do brown people love ai so much?
You will never be an American
left or right?
>>152631893Nice rebuttal anon
The Quinn Ewers era is already over
>>152631908Right easy, stockings and boots are pure sex
>>152631908*ahem**taps mic**adjusts tie**AHEM*Laura > Mina*drops mic**does 360**walks away*
>>152631908TITMOGGED
Is Old Man Rivers starting tonight?
>>152631909its wrong the niners can lose tonight and if the seahawks lose to the panthers next week, it wont be decided till week 18 and if the niners beat the seahawks the bears are the #1 seedim sorry you are touched in the head
>>152631887if he denied it, would you believe him(
>>152631908That happa is mogging the fuck out of that greasy, bottle blond jew
>>152631932IDK NIGGER CAN YOU FUCKING GOOGLE
>>152631713I'd kill that 12 pack with Fatrick. Looks like a fun guy to drink with.
>>152631887I'm not a mexican or brown
>why? cause you’re slower than a 42 year old?>is that why? cause you’re slower than a 42 year old?
>>152631902Low standards on account of being subhuman
>>152631924>>152631927>>152631928laura is a CONFIRMED whore enjoy your STDs
>>152631908Right but neither are particularly attractive
>>152631785jenny genny faggot
>>152631908Right
>>152631885Holy kino
>>152631823Ha. Gotem
>>152631713That's what he's going to look like in 5 years when the chiefs cut him lol
>>152631953They are women in media of course they are whores you gullible retard
>>152631942>>152631953>minacuck seethingKWAB
Peanut butta skeeeen
>>152631960There we go
>>152631936>completely missing the point of my postI said the Seahawks need to win next week, not lose to the Panthers. I also said there's a slim chance of it happening since Niners need to lose tonight and the Bears and Rams both need to lose next week on top of that because the Seahawks would own the tiebreaker in that scenario but there's only like 2% chance of that actually happening
>>152631972Loins
I wish Tom Brady would come back, my bucs look awful
>>15263197376 saves this play twice over.
>>152631956Stupid /trash/ ASScot only loved by a schizo of an irrelevant franchise
I'm starting to think there's some bragging rights lead-coated water bottle that the #1 WR in Pittsburgh "earns" the right to use or something. It seems no matter who gets the role they always go insane
im not a schizo
>>152631978its not decided till week 18 if the niners win or lose to night.
>>152631982werent you 6-2?
>jenny genny
looks like a giant toilet perfect for the choofs
>>152632000You are, but thats okay. You fit right in with all the other deranged niggers running wild in here every second of every day.
>>152631973he did it for the glory of hyperborea :)
I’m a causal giants fan. If we get 1sts house we take Mendoza, and if so, what do we do with Dart?
Niner gang!
>>152632012isnt this just jerry world? what the absolute fuck?
>>152632007That's basically what I was saying, I was just pointing out that there is a way for the Seahawks to clinch next week even though it's not going to happen
>>152632022I'm nervous
i just get horny sometimes
>>152632025seahawks have to win out as to the rams as to the niners. they arent all winning out
I'm thinking 2 interceptions from Purdy
>>152632008Yes and then the collapse happened. Baker Memefield is not the answer and he is not a leader. If he was, his wrs would be on the right page most of the time
>>152632020If we get 1st should we take Mendoza*
>>152631966>That's what he's going to look like in 5 years when the chiefs cut him lolyeh but not the chefs
>>152632031Leave the cat alone
Choose your class
>>152632027The fact that the Niners are so good despite this being a down year speaks to how good Kyle Shanahan is and how scary this team can be in a couple seasons.
>>152632031Me too Caleb, but ive never once resorted to homosexuality. Whats youre excuse?
Why have the lions not addressed their defense? They are bottom 10 and have been every year, but its like they expect the offense to score 40+ points every game
>>152631972>>152632055how fucking embarrassing. our country is being ran by 12 year olds
>>152632046>kingdom of loathing mentionedHoly shit
>>152632047Personally I think we have seen the last gasp seeing as most their major impact players are over the age of 28Cupcake schedule btw
>>152632047I know I should be happy they got this far with all the crippled players but I want more and know they'll let me down yet again
nothing but radio silence from the bo nix dicksuckers today
She must date someone on here, speak up /sp/
>>152632056>sanders
nothing but radio silence from the chiefs gamethread makers yesterday
>>152632071There niners will never lose again. If they do ill kill myself.
>>152632036If the Niners somehow manage to lose tonight but beat the Bears next week then the Seahawks automatically own the tiebreaker over the Bears. The Niners would be at 5 losses whereas the Seahawks could only be at 4 at the most and they own the tiebreaker over the Rams so if they lose next week Seahawks are the first seed
>>152632012Fuck Kanas City, let's move to....Kansas City
>>152632063Its funny because they literally have not posted the deportation numbers (which are way too low) and continue to LARP as le based and heckin redpilled chuds. I wonder how many more people become disillusoned by the incessant posturing
>>152632072
Denzel Perryman got suspended for "repeated violations of playing rules"
this thread isn't even worth ruining it's already full of aislopi'm going over to /int/
It's impressive how teams like the Jets and Browns can be shitty so consistently. How dreadful it must be to be a fan. My condolences.
>>152632031Stop that chud
>>152632075>That hip to shoulder ratioAbsolute unit of a wife you got there bitchknees kek
What do you even get out of posting AI slop? I don’t understand
>>152632108It's fun to be silly
>>152632069Personally I think your gay and should stfu until you learn to beat the shecocks
>>152632075Nancy?
More like the gay area hahaha kek
>>152632111What’s silly about it? Where’s the humor is posting ai coomer bait?
>>152632089I'll meat you at the golden gate bridge
>>152632093and that means if LA wins both games they take the NFC west in week 18its not decided till week 18
>>152632098
>>152631924>he unironically likes stinky feet shoes
>>152632108Cali mutt is to retarded to make his own OC, please understand.
>>152632123Because its not serious and it's fun to see what the slop generator creates. No one is posting quality in these threads.
>>152632111wasted tripsshut up faggot
>letting sam darnold, the most anti-clutch quarterback in the league, lead a game-winning drive on you
When is Bosa coming back?
>>152632129Yup it's coming down to Seahawks Niners unless a 1 in a million chokejob like the Bears game happens tonight
>>152632137No u
Its fun cause it makes you seethe
>talentless subhuman californians are incapable of making OCpretty fucking sad
Get this anime bullshit off of my /sp/
>>152632135okay so if it’s fun to generate these images, why do you feel the need to post them? It’s not like you post the prompt so it’s like a hahah look what the ai kicked out thing
>>152632140September
>>152632126www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9UkXo7KLWg
>>152632056Who did he juke like that?
these niner girls are making me aroused
>>152632144I need a girl like this in my life
>>152632108Cute girls are cute
>>152632097I give it til June before the whole party cracks open and it's every chud for himself. Then midterms will drown the stragglers in an ocean of blue.Go Colts btw.
>>152632148
>>152632128You bring the ham, I'll bring the bacon.
I remember when people cared enough about their team to at least open up Photoshop and put a hat on some random anime girl.
>>152632123>>152632152>why do people post images they likeCome on anon
>>152632151>get anime off an anime website
>>152632152Hahaha I don't care
NFCW needs to be purged
>>152632169That's me!
>>152632177Sports board retard, there’s like 5 anime boards you can post your anime slop on, don’t post that shit here
>>152632184This but the NFCE. Redskins can move to another division provided they change their name back
>>152632189lol loser
Colts blue and black? The frick
>>152632139Reminds me that the upcoming panthers/seahawks is a pretty interesting qb matchup. Clutch vs anti clutch qb, prototype qb vs insanely small qb, former panther vs panther qb
>>152632198Take it back
Getting really tired of spam honestly. If its the same dude who has been doing it the entire time, he could have learned legitimate 3d modelling/animation
>avatarfagging with female picsTroon out already
>>152632191Anime websiteGo cry in a corner fag
>>152632156I think it's Kinlaw but it might be Sheldon Day
>>152632191Anime website
>Piping hot mug of double strength apple cider>Packed a fat lip of stokers wintergreen >Rivers kino soonEverything is coming up me right now boys.
>>152632100No. Comeback. Onions Chicano buey!
>>152632220I'm a big fan of gundam
>>152632191Anon I'm no fan of spamime but this would have to be your first day here to get offended by it
>>152631770One foot. Did they call that a touchdown?
GAME THREAD>>152632235>>152632235>>152632235
>>152632228>tfw work took too long so I'm still sitting in the hot tub at the gym and I have to make dinner when I get homeI guess I'll see you fuckers at half time.
>>152632063*/pol/. Our country is run by /pol/ users. The philosophy of /pol/ has seeped far into the Republican Party.
Next year is our year
>>152632238What?
I don't think there's a better football name than Tank Bigsby, and he's a fucking RB.
>>152632250With what qb?
>>152632247this is why you always keep a cheeky box of hamburger/tuna helper on standby
>>152632250yeah, to suck even worse
Caleb is starting to turn Bears fans even more gay
>>152632261Jayden Daniels
It would be a disgrace to lose to the buccaneers - Archie Manning>gets curbstomped with 3 defensive touchdownsWhat are some other times peoples words lit fires under teams to this effect?
>>152632266Love hamburger helper. I like eat all the pasta first and then eat the meat sauce like a chili
>>152632085Why do foreigners think people should learn any second language that isn’t the international lingua franca? They learn English because it’s useful. We don’t learn their languages because they aren’t useful.
>>152632257No. There is another
>>152632266I've never actually had hamburger helper in my life, I should try it.
>>152632276Based fellow food separator
>jeetslop>animepick one
>>152632257I don't get why they don't run him more, it's not like Saquon has been putting up crazy production outside of 3 games
Divine Deablo is the best name in football and my Raiders should've never let him go
>>152632289>drone strikes wedding>terrorist sympathizerLol
jennys robot period is late
>>152632230Same. Stardust Memory gets a bad rep. Nina was a bitch but she literally did nothing wrong.
>>152632273>rg4Lol, lmao
>>152632299>drone striking weddings isn't terrorismyou are a genius aren't you?
>>152632295I'm sure there's some analytical meme that says if they spam Barkley X amount of times he's likely to break a big run.
>>152632301You mean oil change?
>>152632289>(((retarded senile lackey)))
For me, it's Xiaolin Showdown
>>152631875Deep down, that's all any woman really knows how to do.
donkey kong did nothing wrong
>>152632287Same but I definitely am not gonna try it
>>152632314no thats what we call anal
Wait did Donkey Kong actually get suspended for 2 games? This means they are fucked if it comes down to the week 18 game for 1st seed lmao
Baker hasn't played a good game in 2 months.I've lost faith in him. Now we need a QB again and that is the worst position to be in. We're going back to being the 2010s Bucs perpare for a decade of losing records again because it's coming.
>>152632327he kidnapped pauline, retard
>>152632310A head of state cannot perform terrorism. That's called militarism and what defines a terrorist is its use of force without the backing of a state. You dumb pseud lol
>>152632311>bigsby has bad game>Aye you stupid fucking wop why didn't you play barkley more after yall paid for him *shoots up*
>>152632330Actually an oil change is when you shove a tube down your penis to drain dirty pee and replace it with clean pee so you can pass a drug test
>>152632339-_-
>>152632257It’s a good name but it’s just a nickname. The best legal football name I can think of is Jaxson Dart - a QB whose last name is a term for an great pass. What beats that?
>>152632320>little yellow chinese kid with dots on his headhowd they get away with it?
>>152632343>carson wentz>rhymes with wince>is always injured and in pain
>>152632352Krillin, silly
>>152632356skeeeeup
>>152632273Anon obviously Jaden Daniel's is the only quarterback ever to have a sophomore slump/injury. It's over.
>>152632352Ripping off that short dude from Dragon Ball
>>152632338lol no one is saying make him the RB1, but give him like 8 to 10 carries a game ffs. also, reminder the eagles would be unstoppable if they used this formation all the time >hurts>saquon>bigsby>AJ>smiff>Godert
>>152632352It was a good cartoon and a lot of people liked Omi even if his personality was a bit stale
>>152632374>Aye you gabagool fuck why didn't you run tank more *snorts some pills from mom's medicine cabinet*
>>152632012thanks I hate it
>>152632394reminder Run The Ball chads WON.
>>152632333he's playing with an injured shoulder, but you don't deserve him anyways and I hope you keep Todd Bowels forever because you are a dumb florida retard.
>>152632223>Sheldon DayIts Day, he has those nasty dreads
>>152632238Most knowledgeable Packers fan.
>>152632257>I don't think there's a better football name than Tank Bigsby, and he's a fucking RB.
>>152632333You already have a losing record. You had one with brady but still made the offs because the NFCsouth is an abomination of a football division. But then again like 3/8ths of the divisions are so just be glad you've got 2 rings and are the class of your Cronenberg division.
>>152632343yeah his name is cinema for a QB
>>152632433>worst losing percentage in NFL history>undefeated in their two super bowl appearancesWhat a meme of a team.
>>152632422>enjoying things is cringeYou must live a sad life
I genuienly feel bad for her. She was proving everyone wrong, being a figure in "women in sports"....then it all just fell apart like everyone (men) said it would.
Which player eats these
>>152632477She needs to bouncing on my cock with both her hand wrapped around my throat.
anyone watching the playbook broadcast of mnf?
>>152632487keisean nixon
>>152632477Meh. She's still doing a better job than her father and grandfather did. I'm happy with her ownership so far.
Great view of how Hurts affects the run game even when he's handing it off. The right side of the defense is frozen.
Game thread>>152632235>>152632235>>152632235
>>152632477It was going fine until the starting QB got hurt. Is that her fault?
>>152632581the guy that had two previous season ending injuries? who they were so sure was gonna be their guy they traded their first round pick next year?
>>152632477Shouldn't have traded firsts for a jets player, killed the team and it's future
>blow dicks
49ers are going to have a Rivers induced drowning.
Shit thread.
>>152632568Commies just have a shit run defense in general
I'm just happy the 49ers made it this far. Everything else that we get now is gravy.
>>152632670Philip Rivers is going to put a beatdown on you faggot
>*observes*
>>152632680Don't care. My team is going to the playoffs and you don't know nearly as much ball as me. Life is good.
I don't have a dog in the fight but Stafford 100% is going in the HOF as a ram right?
>>152632702fucking obviously
>>152632702No. 1 ring no league MVPs. He has no case as of now. If he won one more ring it would start a conversation.
>>152632702Kurt Warner had a similar situation. You don't go into the HoF as a member of a specific team in football. That happens in Baseball
My team is going to the playoffs with Caleb Williams as our quarterback.
>>152632736Stafford is 100% in already
>>152632752Wouldn't it feel so much better if it was Drake Maye though?
>b-b-b-but he called me the meanie word How are people so retarded they still fall for this? Genuinely makes me lose faith in humanity
>>152632697Philip Rivers is better than Brock Purdy and it's not even close
>>152632795nah, he gives off daniel jones-esque energy (and is also benefitting from one of the easiest schedules in league history), im glad my zesty QB has some personality
>>152632780No. He is not, whatsoever. You are retarded and always have the most ignorant takes. You need way more than he has right now to be in. 1 ring and nothing else is not enough as a QB. It's not even a debate.
>bullied kiwibitch into admitting he’s a bandwagonerI run /nfl/.
>>152632815You can't bait a man whose team has already made the playoffs. Cope and seethe.
>>152632840Purdy got fucking carried and Rivers was on a poverty franchise
>>152632601They're goign to sign him to a massive contract too
>>152631873Your artwork is slop
>>152632874So?
>>152632912So, you are getting lit up by Rivers right now bitch
My bronkies are murdering the bills and then getting bounced in the second
GRANDPA GOT HIS MOJO BACK
>>152632823show me Warren Moons rings and mvps show me Dan Fouts, show me Jim Kellys, 1 ring was enough for Namath, 1 mvp enough for Fran Tarkentonyoure a moron
>>152632932We are going to the playoffs and rivers isnt lmao
old man phil absolutely brainmogs all those faggot zoomer qbs. haven't ssen such smooth and detailed pre-snap adjustments in a few years. brady probably would still be wiping the floor with this league if he wanted to keep playing
>>152632650It happens to good defenses too, when they run option plays. They haven't done it much at all this year though, because Patullo is an idiot.
>>152632973>weyou aren't going anywhere including up the basements steps faggot
Sorry mutthomes, the White man is back.
>>152631803>beats that on the first drive Kek
Old Man Rivers.
>>152633022Cry harder bitch
>>152633010Brady’s cuck ass was retired by a mulatto man named Rayne.>letting another man impregnate your wifeKWAB
>>152632960This is just gishgallop, you're mixing various cases that all need separate explanations, which you're not worth, and none of which support your argument. As one example>1 ring was enough for Namath!!He had two MVPs. Also, standards in the past, like during fucking Fran Tarkenton's era, are not the same as today's.You don't understand the HOF at all, need to shut the fuck up and kill yourself. It's insane that you're unironic with these constant numbnuts posts that would be ragebait coming from someone who isn't retarded
>>152633070Breathe harder fatso
>>152631908Right and not even close
Colts defense playing like they're all 44 years old
>>152633088Joe Namath never won MVP, the rest is just cope, immediately moving goalposts
>>152631908Left and not even close
kiwiFAGGOT went 0-5 on his bandwagon this week
The Colts are choking lol oh no
>>152633176>Joe Namath never won MVPYes subhuman retard he did, work on your googlefu and try again next time. He won in 1968 and 1972
>>152632333Bucs are going to try to compete another year or 2 before they likely go into a full rebuild. It's obvious that the nfcs is going to be the panthers sooner than later, even if the bucs win it this year.
>>152633084he deserved it for leaving his first wife for that hideous favela tranny. what he didn't deserve was that retarded boomer lib arians saddling him with a literal dei coaching staff on his way out
>>152633230Larry Brown won in 72 retard, Earl Morrall won in 68you are actually braindead
>>152633211That's exactly it, anon, it's just hate because it has the same romance as Mass Effect. IE the people who hate it are people who if you listen to, you'll develop a learning disability.
>>152633275>I was ragebaiting all along!But you weren't though, that's the scary thing
>>152632343dicker
>>152633275You just keep saying retarded shit and when he dispels it you just switch to something else
Cry me a Rivers
>>152633326mongoloid, Namath didn't even play in the NFL in 1968 by the way retard, he won the pygmy MVP in the AFL
why do white foreigners make non-american chicanos so angry
>>152633420Yeah uh huh, last reply. Kill yourself idiot, you only started trolling once you got blown out.
>>152633457can you read?
Niners move up to 5th in the conference if they win, right?
>>152632795Fuck no. I'm glad I have a quarterback that makes the rest of the league seethe. Bout fucking time the fans like the bears qb and everyone else hates him.
>>152633470>>152633326
>>152633420Stabler looks kino
>>152633488Explain to me how Joe Namath won the NFL MVP in 1968 while playing in the AFL, I will wait
i like these colts uniformsi wish they wore black socks with it tho
>>152633441Why are you posting here instead of /int/ or /pol/
I can't believe the state of Missouri is losing their lone NFL team in 6 years.
>>152633521>has opinions about fashionHa, gay
>>152633521fag
>>152633521Can't wait for the Bears equivalent, Gary, Indiana Nights. The helmets look like ski masks.
>>152633513>ERMMMMM TECHNICALLY IT WASN'T THE NFL MVP HURRRRRRYou were told he won two MVPs. *You* moved the goalposts to specify NFL MVPs, after you googled around desperately and Gemini told you names of the NFL MVPs, seeming to back your ignorant claims. The AFL MVPs were regarded as equivalent to NFL MVPs after the merger and were part of Namath's HOF case. Hope this answers all your cope and questions fucking retard
>>152633586He won one pygmy MVP, he never won an NFL MVP ever, you know so fucking little you didnt even know he played in the AFL retard
Holy shit Phil, good throw
>>152633615You will continue to embarrass yourself in this general because you are the type of tragic retard who will never be self aware, have fun
>>152633539The Rams moved 8 years ago retard.
>>152633662you can just admit you were wrong whenever you like
>>152633690>>152633326
Reminder that the kiwibitch abandoned the niggerbirds because the queefs made them look bad.
>I'd like to introduce a dear friend of mine tonight. Anon! Welcome to the show! Who's going to be the NFC Champs?
>>152633792Daaaaa Bears
>>152633923
>>152633923>blo dix>mcsharty
>>152633923>penis jr
>>152631885Thanks lil bro. >t. owns your shit team
>>152634082Kek
>>152634082you just AIcucked that nigga damn
Lions 2024 rushing offense:>44.8% success rate (4th)>0.021 epa/rush (5th)Lions 2025 rushing offense:>40.1% success rate (21st)>-0.023 epa/rush (10th)
rivers can't win with these cats
>>152634291Lions oline is shit this year, that's the biggest difference. Better play calling wouldn't help when the oline can't open holes or block consistently.
>>152634400I think Sewell is the most overrated player in the league
>>152633923Imagine being this hard up for yous. Here's a pity one, you pathetic bum.
>trade the farm for an elite corner>get diced up by schlock turdy
>>152634491It's clearly an old image, from some time last season
ohhh that was a juicy doink
>>152634467He is over rated but he's also been struggling with lower leg injuries for quite a few weeks so even if he's just mid or above average normally he's shit now. He also has to worry about covering his left side more too so he can't just focus on outside rushers.
Drake maye has taken mahomes place this season. He's the new goat I'm rooting for in the AFC while Stafford is in the NFC. I need the Superbowl to be either a patriots win or an NFC victory to further the mahomes is the king of the AFC thing so I'm praying for some maye/Ford magic.
>Curt Warner
Josh Allen even with mahomes out of the playoffs will still not get the owl win to make him a hofer... Mahomes still owns you and soon maye will with his first. I can't wait to watch them crumble in the offs like every year so I can reaffirm that Allen will never ever be a hofer
>>152634788Get a blog
>>152634929still not getting a AFC SB winner without mahomes. It's the mahomes curse at its work.
yfw da burrs aint fucking around
It feels hilariously common for a black player to chimp out, then randomly accuse the person they assaulted of saying nigger despite no proof. This is like the third time
it's funny that the reason the colts are losing is because of their defense and not the fucking grandpa QB who hadn't played in 5 years
>>152634970
>>152635040If mahomes was playing for them they wouldn't need a defense because they would just score on every drive
>>152634987Well duh. It's a strategy that has, at the very least, muddied the waters enough with lefties to make them sympathetic to the black player. Probably a massive portion of Redditors think Myles Garrett was justified in what he did to Mason Rudolph because Rudolph supported Trump at some rally before so they probably think he's burning swastikas into black people's yards or something.
Any Canadians here? How popular is the NFL in Canada? I know that, obviously, the CFL exists and you guys love other sports. But still, is it normal to like it over there? Or are you a weirdo if you care about the NFL?
The colts special teams certainly are special, same can be said about the defense
>>152635055If myles garret did that to mahomes or maye then I would expect the nfl to suspend them an entire season without pay. That has no place in sports.
>>152635068there's a very obviously indian canadian packers fan that dwells here
What coach would even want to come here? You don't get to choose your QB, we're not getting rid of Licht so you don't get any say over personnel, QB looks like shit, your defense has holes everywhere. This is not an appealing job.
https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7Gk6VgM
>>152635111A quick turnaround is more appealing than a full rebuild. Baker has 2.5 years of solid QB play and a 6 game skid that is most likely tied to injuries. It's an appealing job. Our division is also still pants on head retarded. The best team in it is just over .500 with a QB that fluctuates between top 10 and bottom 10
>>152635111Baker looks like he is playing injured because he is and they're hiding it because Baker refuses to sit when hurt even if it costs his team the playoffs.Really you need a coach that will tell Baker no if he gets hurt.
>>152635111Licht is good but this roster is getting old and washed. I think it's time for a rebuild
Colts aren't gonna make the 'offs, but Rivers footwork looks a lot better this week. In fact he, in general, looks way better. Is that what a full week of practice does to a mfer?
>>152635173>getting oldThey're around the middle of NFL teams by average age. I agree that a retool is needed, but the core is good. Mike and Lavonte are just throwing off the average.
>>152635219Should Rivers play next year? HMMMM???
>>152635237No, definitely not. He can barely throw 20 yards. I was just noting he looks far better this week than last week.
>>152635237he'd be better than most starting black QBs
NFL HCs make like 10 million a year. They're all appealing jobs
Jonathan Taylor is a total o-line baby and should not be considered as an mvp candidate
>>152635269Chill asshole
>>152635278College HCs make way more
49ers finna put up 50 on these clowns jesus.
>>152635278Sure but when you're one of the top candidates you get to pick the one you want.
Two "immobile" "pocket" qbs yet they've outdueled most of the "highly drafted" "athletic" qbs of the last decade. Their savvy, maturity, and mental mastery reminds us of why the QB became so important in the first place. A man using his brain to conquer his environment is what separates us from the animals, in the first place.
>>152635371Yes, Mr. Steinberg. This post right here.
why won't they release info on how Mahomes knee surgery went? seems like if all went according to plan they'd say "yeah he'll be fine" or something.
>>152635289they make significantly less
>>152635425They accidentally cut off his dick and gave him a bussey
>>152635425They're tickling your tonsils and your penis
>>152634920now that is a deep cut, well meme'd
>>152635425Not until Vegas starts seriously taking early bets on next seasons superbowl.
>>152635425the said it went fine two days ago>he can bend it 90 degrees>9 month recoveryhttps://x.com/NFLonFOX/status/2002489264601272643
>>152635425Kalshi has started taking bets on whether he'll ever play another snap. Sounds like someone with inside knowledge knows it may have gone sideways
Gary Bussy
>>152635494shut up, he's crippled for life
The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
>>152635547You will continue to embarrass yourself in this general because you are the type of tragic retard who will never be self aware, have fun
>>152635547Didn't read but Burrow and Mahomes are terribly overrated, Allen and Herbert are better.
>>152635547Me at the dinner table when meeting my gf’s parents
>>152635547
>>152635371I think having a pocket passer that can move if required is the best combo. Drake Maye is pretty fast when he needs to be, but he's clearly a pass first QB.
>>152635547Completely carried by refs>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers
>>152635614That's Jalen Hurts. Maye is kind of Hurts 2.0 t.bh.
>>152635547get a blog homo
>>152635746>Maye is Hurts 2.0Hurts plays on a superteam and is obviously not the reason the Eagles are winning games. The Patriots were arguably the worst team in the league last year and are average to below-average on both offense and defense outside of Maye. He is throwing to 32 year old Diggs, Mack Hollins (whom not even Buffalel wanted) and Hunter Henry. There is genuinely no comparison between them.
>>152635832You don't know ball
Damn, the Clots defense fucking sucks today
>>152635691There is no reason to rig the NFL, period. They print money regardless. It’s a completely unnecessary risk, and would depend on low-paid blue collar referees never developing a conscience and whistleblowing. Refball cope will always be the domain of low IQ conspiratards, baiting contrarians and assmad loser teams coping and seething.
>>152635832They play a similar style and run a similar offense. Hurts has somewhat better players around him but that's not really relevant. And to say he's not why his team wins is silly.
>>152635547The fact that so many sports journalists still name the Chiefs as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" NFL team ever only tells you how far rock Gridiron still is from becoming a serious sport. Footie critics have long recognized that the greatest football players of all times are Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messk, who were not the most famous or richest or best players of their times, let alone of all times. Basketball critics rank the highly controversial LeBron James over classic players who were highly popular in courts around the globe. Baseball critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Chiefs won more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Footie critics grow up watching a lot of footie of the past, basketball critics grow up watching a lot of tik tok. Gridiron critics are often totally ignorant of the gridiron of the past, they barely know the best players. No wonder they will think that the Chiefs did anything worthy of being saved.
Drake Maye is much closer to Andrew Luck than Jalen Hurts
At least the Kangz won.
>>152635947I never much watched him but on SNF he reminded me a lot of Herbert. Which apparently doesn't count for much among the morons here these days but to me that's high praise.
Punting???
>>152635919>amerifat retard that doesnt understand statistically significant implicationsSuperteams get more views. Propping up the kc reffies creates a dynasty. The refs would have propped up KC for a 3 peat if maholmes didnt shit himself in the super bowl against the eagles
DeKaylin Zacharius Metcalf was suspended 2 games btw
>>152635832This guy does know ball. Anyone who thinks Maye is surrounded by great talent is an actual fucking retard. Everyone had the Patriots pegged as a 4-6 win team this year and Maye and Vrabel are the only reasons why that isn't happening.
>>152635947That's actually a great comparison right down to the unnecessary sacks he takes at times
>>152636055Maybe you meant to respond to somebody else, because I already refuted all this. See >>152635919
>female owners
TOTAL UNC DEATH
>>152636094Yea he's a throwback in that regard really fearless standing in the pocket and reading through his progressions but obviously it leads to more sacks taken than you'd like to see. At least games where he got beat to shit like against the Steelers and Browns haven't been too common this season. He really is a great QB
>>152636055>Superteams get more views.Not true. Fatigue is a real thing. The Patriots/Rams SB had lower viewership than the other ones surrounding it because people were sick of seeing the Patriots.
oh phil...both of his games have ended pretty much exactly like every 2019 chargers game
>>152636197To be fair, a decent number of those sacks are him running out of bounds for a loss of 1, but it's still too many if he wants to have a long career.
PHILIP RIVERS HAS SENT THE CHARGERS TO THE PLAYOFFS
>>152636277You mean the Colts defense
Are the 69'ers legit or is the Clots defense just absolute dogshitI mean letting Rivers meme 27 points on you is embarrassing Anyways go all in on a Bears/Jags superb owl lads, my digits confirm
>>152636296Hey now, don't forget about the special teams. They contributed
I can't believe Mougey and the Jets fleeced Chris Ballard this hard. The 2026 1st rounder alone is going to be the 16th overall pick if the Colts lose out
Incoming non ball knowers overrating the niners in 3....2....1...
>>152636297The clots defense is absolute dogshit. There is no reason why wrs should bet getting open by 5+ yards every play. This isn't college
>>15263629749ers are the best team in the NFL and are going to the super bowl and thereupon winning it, yes. They will steamroll the playoffs
Jags, Chargers, and Bills are in now.
goddamn CMC is really fucking ugly
>>152636331$(ERS defense is dead
>>152636331Uh... the secondary was all backups and the "best run defense" in the league shit the bed
by the way chris ballard needs to fucking go. i've been higher on him than most, but this is it. he bet the farm on daniel jones, didn't have a backup plan and his blockbuster trade didn't even improve the defense. the last sliver of hope for him if they start richardson for the last two weeks (he started practicing again last week) and he actually looks playable. otherwise, can his ass. but keep steichen, he's been making chicken salad out of chicken shit at the qb position for his entire tenure
>>152631756Also, the sky is blue.
>st louis in 3rd placelamo
Damn this Rivers guy sucks
>>152636351what convinced a Russian to root for the Clots
I want to fuck the Clots owner
Can he do it?
>the owner is a womanSee, there's the problem right there
>>152636379
The Colts started the season 8-2
CLINCHED.
is it just me or is Lisa Salters looking great? MILF material desu
They're in.
>>152636365not a colts fan
>>152636392The buttholes are clinched
A woman ruined the Colts
>>152636383Her dad was a literal crackhead. She will never be as bad as him.
>>152636351Ballard has had more than 6 years to find a franchise Quarterback. The Colts have a decent roster but he made dumb decisions on stop gaps like Wentz and Ryan then whiffed on Tony Richardson. Now with Danny dogshit plonked and the Saucey trade looking like a complete embarrassment he's got nothing left to stand on. He's finished
>>152636399You're the Browns fan, aren't you
>>152636394Another great take from the village idiot
>>152636399surprising ball knowledge from a non-fan Russian thenwhy watch the NFL from Russia, can you even watch it outside of illegal streams
>>152636404That literal crackhead has a superbowl ring
whats his name again?
>>152636395
>>152636406If he gets fired, I'd think he'd get another job immediately. If I was the Giants, I'd fire Shcoen for him in a heartbeat.
Vussy
>>152636338You're nuts he's got a handsome 'default' face like some generic videogame jock
>>152636424*had
I just had sex with my wife’s vagina to completion fellas
migrate when ready >>152636416>>152636416>>152636416
>>152636434why?
>>152636394No. She pisses me off because she is just NOT hot. She's almost there. But she's isn't. The interest is at a zero. It's annoying.
>>152636098Just because you cant understand numbers and make up headcanon doesnt meant you refuted anything amerifat
>>152636434No...
>>152636432he looks like an albino gorilla
>>152636434was the right foot sock jealous?
>>152636416
>>152636320It's the jest who can't draft for shit THOUGH
>>152636059say that name in Baltimore and see what happens
Lol
