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shit teams
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Who should I root for if I'm a neutral who wants to see more games with playoff implications in the last two weeks?
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Just 3 more games til it's over
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ALL TEAMS REPORT IN
iggles here
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You missed the opportunity to have 69ers @ Dolts in the op
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My Patties would bootyblast both of these shit teams
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>>152632297
toxins here
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>>152632297
REFFIES REPORTING FOR DOODIE
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Why did the colts give up
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Just took a fat stinky Los Angeles Rams. Good thing my SoFi was empty.
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How ints for purdy?
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If someone showed you a Giants road jersey and a 49ers road jersey, and covered up the logos, could you tell the difference?
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Who here /druk/???
WHAT A LIFE
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>>152632353
they look nothing alike
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river finna get his shit pushed in
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How many for grandpa rivers tonight?
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>>152632297
Cowboys
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>>152632353
I would know the niners jersey by the smell of semen on it
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GO COLTS!
#FOR THE SHOE
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CMC is gonna get 60-65 yards tonight
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>>152632297
Burrs
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>>152632272
One of those teams is fighting for the 1 seed
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>>152632379
Seems rather lackluster.
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>>152632362
You are going to have a Rivers induced drowning and you are going to like it
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MNF stream & VC for anons.

https://discord.gg/cMQyC2f9dC
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>>152632392
Wouldn't I be dead you're making no sense
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There is no touchdown.
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>>152632390
CMC averages something like 62 yards a game
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Last 4 digits will be final score Niners-Colts
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>>152632411
Seems rather lackluster.
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>>152632414
>tfw plausible
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For me, it's The San Francisco 49ers
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>>152632409
You don't have to die to drown
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T Law is him, statistically
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Shit teams
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>ITT
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>>152632432
True.
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Philip Rivers is the most based man on the planet
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Memes aside, R8 my MNF 'za
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Ol' man Rivers, that ol' man Rivers
He don't say nothin', but he must know somethin'
He just keeps rollin', he keeps on rollin' along
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>>152632385
pottery
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>>152632440
Anime website
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>>152632447
3/10, good toppings choice but it looks frozen
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>>152632447
2/5 would eat
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So the colts are mostly doing this to get first dibs on rivers as a QB coach, right
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>>152632297
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Oh we're wearing our cool uniforms tonight
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>>152632456
If it's frozen, why can't I see ice on it retard?
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Shit teams.
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>>152632447
8/10, the sausage and olives could be a little bit better distributed around the pie
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>>152632359
nice mincraft mug fag

im also drink and play minecraft lol
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>>152632447
>olives disproportionately places
>thin crust
5/10
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>>152632353
Easily
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>>152632474
Chiefs are bad lol
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>>152632297
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OH LAWD
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OH LAWD
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I CAN FEEL IT
CUMMIN IN MY ASS TONIGHT
OH LAWD
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On a scale of 1-10, how is the refball forecast?
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>>152632445
>tfw I have his body
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>>152632447
Why the lego tires?
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>>152632447
>guys what do you think of my frozen pizza
That it's an abomination
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O H
H

L A W D
A
W
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>>152632486
N-no
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WAITIN ALL DAY FOR A BBC!
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kek
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Rivers is so fucking fat
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Rivers is back?!
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Sports just wouldn’t be the same without Joe Buck.
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Troy is still at the bar
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If rivers manages to bootyblast the niners i will have gay sex with a man
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Sorry grandpa Rivers. I need you to lose so my team can clinch.
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>>152632518
Unsackable.
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>>152632527
Hope you have lube at the ready
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>>152632516
Why does he look like every guy at the RV store?
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>>152632516
>where the fuck am I
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Joe Buck looks like a cross between Macaulay Culkin and a elf.
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>>152632362
Colts Dfense will repay each hit.
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this will be his last game
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It’s really frustrating that Rivers is still playing at age 99… come on, give the kids a chance to play and learn from their mistakes.
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>>152632531
lube is for fags, straight men use spit
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>>152632545
Is it bad I can't tell which QB you're referring to?
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>>152632525
kek
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>>152632550
Anyone else really like Joe Buck?
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>>152632560
yeah because Romo and Collinsworth are fucking queers.
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>>152632554
>straight men use spit
Because you get the girl to give you a BJ first, right?
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The colts are fucked! They should bench Rivers and start Ryback
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does this game matter at all for the playoffs
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Rivers coming back to play the Super Bowl and winning would have been the ultimate kino
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>>152632571
yes
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>>152632569
t. Ryback
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>>152632518
He's literally me.
t. 1981 xillenial
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>>152632571
yes you fucking retard now go back to soccer you brown skinned numb nuts.
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>>152632571
Yes
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Holy shit Jim Irsay is dead?
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>>152632571
clots arnt eliminated yet, and seeding for the tranny whiners is at stake
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>>152632584
alright lil timmy calm down
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>>152632569
>rybitch's nfl career
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>>152632587
yeah he was killed in a shootout with police
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>>152632571
are you fucking stupid?
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>>152632567
>>152632580
Back when /sp/ had sovl
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was promised anal if the Niners cover the spread
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>>152632605
i’ll give you anal either way
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>>152632605
top or bottom
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Where’s aikman?
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>>152632516
>>152632536
He looks like he'd let you suck his dick if you asked. Like he'd get scared at first and go "What the fuck, no faggot get away from me" but then once you asked again he'd get all shy and say "Follow me" and lead you into the back of his white Ford F250.
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Holidays are cumming
Holidays are cumming
Holidays are cumming in my ass
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>>152632447
>poor distribution of toppings
0/10 nigger neighborhood tier
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should Eli come out of retirement too?
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YOU BETTER STAND FOR THIS COUNTRY
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>ABC shilling their own actor for national anthems
disgusting
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>>152632604
Yeah...
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Why are they showing the national anthem before EVERY primetime game? Nobody gives a fuck.
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go niners
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what a terrible performance
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>>152632626
Trump class battleships make ya seethe?
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Why do they have some zesty negro singing?
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>>152632626
i’m kneeling, fuck ameriKKKa
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nigga zesty af
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>>152632630
go away bitchknees
>>152632635
>ABC actor does anthem for ABC broadcast
haha crazy
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Grab me a corona anon!
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>activate le R&B voice
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It’s a little pitchy for me dawg
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>>152632630
They've always done that, you filthy fucking commie. Glass yourself.
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Brother just sing the goddamn anthem don’t do that fancy shit
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>>152632632
I thought we were done with this diva shit
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Meh anthem, I've definitely heard worse though
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brock looks high AF
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I'm fully convinced the majority of black men are gay
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Clots bros, we got this.
I can feel it.
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>>152632635
Because this is america
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I haven't been here since 2021 what the FUCK is this new captcha thing?
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my bungles would get bootyblasted by both of these shit teams
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Just woke up from a coma, are people still kneeling for the national anthem or did that end?
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LAND OF THE PEE HOME OF THE GAY
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ZESTY
E
S
T
Y
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SCORE PREDICTIONS?
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zestiest anthem I've ever heard
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that's a big flag
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>>152632584
>>152632603
You fuckers can't wait to shit down someone's throat.
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>>152632644
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>>152632655
it's been over since KC buddy
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>>152632672
meh, could be bigger imo
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>>152632663
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>>152632663
49 - 2
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>>152632663
The game is going to end in OT 9-11
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8 in the box, force old man river to beat them
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>ARCH MANNING
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N ON ON ON ONONO
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Arch manning is a twink
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>>152632663
20-21, someone misses a FG.
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Why is everyone pretending like Rivers is anything more than a stat padding career loser?
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some renaissance man. should have just focused on his singing
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>>152632686
>>152632690
Nobody mentioned him holy shit he’s living rent free in your head
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>>152632587
He died the night before the Haliban shot heard round the world in NY. Some say his spirit pushed the ball through the hoop.
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Cam on Filipe Rios do it for the reddit army
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>>152632694
YDKB
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>>152632694
he's a legend here and you will respect him
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It’s the end for Felipe Rios
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>>152632699
He was just on a commercial
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>>152632691
This sounds plausible.
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>>152632694
Will you cry when he wins this years superbowl?
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>>152632699
He was in an ad
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>>152632699
>he's watching a poor world stream
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool nigga can't afford tv bruh :dead: :100:
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>>152632645
>fucking commie
you know this wasn't done before like 1980, right?
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>>152632706
He was shit on regularly throughout his career until this meme wholesome chungus comeback
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>it's another Steichen takes the ball and goes 3 and out game
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>>152632708
He's in car dealership ads already?
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Reminder that this cringe faggot is the literal embodiment of reddit and I hope he gets a career ending injury tonight :)
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>>152632708
>>152632715
Didn’t see but girls like twinks nowadays. Wish I was him.
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>>152632630
go back
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>>152632694
>one of the better quarterbacks in the league during his prime
>came off as a likable family man who didn't take himself too seriously
>people like the underdog story of a guy pulled out of retirement in middle age to play quarterback on a playoff-contending team

It's tedious to have to explain obvious shit to autists lads.
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God he looks old
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>wins the toss
>wants the ball
I've seen enough, Colts lose
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I thought black people stopped doing those sound effects with their voices when singing. I thought they got the memo it was a meme
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
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>>152632694
shut up zoomer
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>>152632703
>>152632707
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>>152632536
>>152632516
Looks like a fan snuck in
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>>152632720
newfag
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Kyle Shanahan has a weak jaw.
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Oof. That was a duck
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Every time I see the new kickoff now I want to see a sport where it's just two guys running at each other at full speed with no pads on
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Rivers' arm is shot.
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DRAGON
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>>152632732
And there it is
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Rivers trying to play Mahomes football (chuck it downfield and play for flags)
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Joe Buck raped multiple men
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>>152632719
It didn't need to be done before then because the soviets still had a barely valid claim that socialism-communism could work. Then it fell and proved it doesn't work so the us claimed victory and thus they started doing the anthem at football games. How beautiful. Now I'm going to get another Busch apple
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its already over
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that was PI
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>underthrown
Jesus, is this guy 44 or something?
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>>152632408
feets
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What a fat fucking pig
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Damn. Reffies really don't want this Philip Rivers story at all
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Rivers legit looks fat af.
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oh that arm is cooked
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>>152632746
>>152632747
hehehehe
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This fucking ref has had like 4 prime time games this year
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>>152632757
No it wasn't
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>>152632754
i know, i was one of them
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Are these Colts uniforms that lady’s fault?
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>>152632760
God damn I want that in my mouth
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My fiance is 29 and wants a lot of kids. I know I cant beat Rivers score but how many white babies can we realistically crank out before they start coming out retarded?
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If you aren’t rooting for rivers then get off my thread
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>Pittman
>black wrs
worthless bum
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>>152632754
a disgusting act
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>>152632760
cartoon feet are not real feet just cartoon feet
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>>152632767
Nta but it clearly was
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>>152632770
keep going bro, in a few years it might actually look halfway authentic
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>>152632769
They aren't that bad.
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>>152632773
maybe 1
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>>152632773
One
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>underthrow
>flag
>center hurt
Lmao
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>>152632773
Women can get pregnant till like 45, after that it's risky so you got 15 years
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>>152632773
her eggs dry up before that problem
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Nice colts unis desu
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>>152632783
Not so bad. But they look like they have glitter on them.
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>>152632751
Enjoy seeing the world around you disintegrate into annihilation.
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Anaconda might legitimately be the worst movie of all time
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MY ANACONDA DON'T
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just keep running the fucking ball Steichen you fool
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a glorified carpet
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>>152632788
>It's all going as planned
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>>152632773
That depends a LOT on the genetics of you and your wife. Theoretically, you could have kids well into your 40's with no issues. Most likely, you're going to have trouble around 37. Realistically, any of the children you in particular have will be retarded
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No way the Colts lose this
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What do you say to the jewish boy /sp/?
Well?
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>>152632799
Never heard of it
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>>152632773
Im scheduling you for a covert vasectomy. The next time you visit the doctor, you will be immediately be put to sleep and then the procedure will be done. Afterwards, your memory will be wiped and you won't remember what happened to you as you desperate attempts to conceive end in futility.
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>>152632812
i want my foreskin back
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>>152632811
>center injured
Cash out right fucking now, anon
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lol
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Can't wait to see more of this athleticism
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Yep. It's gonna be a JT game
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>>152632817
These posts aren’t funny.
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>>152632807
good lord imagine being her toilet for a day
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>>152632773
The earlier you start the better. I known there is the meme of 40 year-old women can have babies. But what they don’t tell you is it gets easier and easier the more babies you have from a younger age. A 49-year-old woman with five kids will have a very healthy pregnancy relatively at 40 versus a woman having her first child at 40. Get that stick in her and make them babies Anon.
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>>152632817
>>152632820
jej
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Not bad unc...
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RIGHT. SET. HUBBA BUBBA, HUBBA BUBBA. 380. SET. HUT!
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Having my birthday cake today.
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Who /comfy/ tonight?
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saleh never getting a hc again
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>>152632829
see
>>152632835
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ITS HABBENING OLD MAN RIVERS IS TAKING OVER THIS GAME
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This fucking defense
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>>152632773
Nobody knows without gene analysis but I wouldn't count on great outcomes after she turns 35
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He was wide open
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APOLOGIZE
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>Downs
>get downs

Who writes this shit
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UNC IS DISHING IT
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What is all this YAPPING
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old man rivers running the show
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RivGOD raping this defense
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>>152632791
>Women can get pregnant till like 45, after that it's risky
Nigga it's somewhat risky after 30. After 40 it's nearly impossible.
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>>152632829
>These posts aren’t funny.
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>>152632799
My brother thinks it's the future. Comedic-shitty remakes of shitty movies.
Fingers crossed it flops.
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troy already shit talking Rivers arm strength
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It's over
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>>152632851
Why would I apologize if I never doubted you in the first place :)
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>>152632861
He's throwing like me
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Rivers is still playing??
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Rivers from the era of hospital balls he just doesn't care
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I thought you faggots said Rivers was washed?
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Who's the cute blondie in the new balance commercial?
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Rivers is my age and I have been here forever.
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>>152632857
this isn't even remotely true with modern medicine
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>old man rivers is better than most current QBs at slinging the rock

these new meme QBs suck
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>>152632869
this but aaron rodgers
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>>152632869
Where you been lil bro
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HOWEVER
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>>152632827
His cheeks are so chunky when he is in the helmet now.
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Is Sauce hurt?
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lmao the frauderniners need the refs to beat a 44 year old unc
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loveland woulda caught that
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>>152632861
It looks rough man. He has a ton of experience, but fuck how was he the best option?
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>>152632580
>>152632580
>>152632580
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Not so fast, cunts
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>>152632879
you're mom good at sling cock
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>>
HOWEVER
O
W
E
V
E
R
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refs need to be taken down a peg
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>>152632860
It's like a meta remake.
Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie "Anaconda." When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the Amazon to start filming. However, life soon imitates art when a gigantic anaconda with a thirst for blood starts hunting them down.
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>rando box and dots
These captchafags have lost the plot
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refs are trying to minimize RIvers power right now.
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>>152632873
Cameron Brink
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>white qbs
are back
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FIRST DOWNS
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holy fuck the 49ers are fraudulent
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>>152632873
Me
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>>152632799
Sin City 2 exists.
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Holy shit lmao
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>>152632897
lmao these keep getting worse and worse. are you this retarded in your daily life as well?
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ngl it's kino as fuck to see Rivers audible
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Niners are spiritually the underdogs here.
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Ref sissies cannot stop the sheer dad strength
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THIS GAME IS SO EASY FOR OLD MAN RIVERS, TEAMS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DISSECT DEFENSES ANYMORE LIKE THEY DID BACK IN HIS DAY SO DEFENSES ONLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY VS RUNNING QBS
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It must feel so disgusting being over 300lbs
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This game sucks time to bench
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>>152632905
I bet she only fucks men of a certain complexion
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heh, old man still got it
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this is infinitely more entertaining than watching zoomer negroids run RPO offenses
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>>152632900
they've been power tripping hard since the lions game yesterday
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>named Downs
>gets first downs
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>>152632879
Quarterbacks were built different back then they had to actually know how to pocket pass instead of relying on meme speed
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>>152632905
Imagine her being used as black men's toilet paper
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>>152632905
jd vance said its ok to be white again
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>can't throw the ball anymore
>still driving the team down the field
Amazing, truly a HOF
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>>152632905
>non blue eyes
Dropped
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ITS JOEVER
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IT'S HAPPENING
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ELITE
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>>152632917
They're the favorites but the default /badguys/ due to the Rivers story
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>throw it to some bum
>uh it was underthrown
>throw it to everyone else
>TD drive
what a surprise
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>>152632924
yellow?
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TDTDTDTDTDTD

SUCK HIS OLD WRINKLED BALLS
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ZOOMERS BTFO
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OLD MAN RIVERS STILL GOT IT
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FELIPE
FUCKING
RIOS
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Please tell me someone make a webm/mp4 of the ref saying "However" at the end of the game last night.
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nursing home poppin off rn
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RIVERS FIRED THE FUCK UP
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GRANDPA DRAGON
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UNC! UNC!!!!
OOOOOLD MAAAAAN RIIIIIIIVERS
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BASED GRANDPA
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>>152632921
are you even a man if you don't approach 300 once in your life?
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jesus fuck
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>Rivers has enough kids to fill a luxury box
Based
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P H I L L I P
R I V E R S
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grandpa phil :)
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HOLY BASED RIOS
HOLY BASED RIOS
HOLY BASED RIOS
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HiRyS, iiiiiiit's TouchdownRyS!!
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UNC IS GETTING IT DONE FR
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>>152632921
I was 10 pounds overweight when I turned it around. I can't imagine letting yourself get to 300. 250 even.
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>>152632745
It's called sumo anon
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BASED ROVERS
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DUSTYOLDBONES BROS
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>>152632921
you get used to it and weight maxing lets you eat 2 dominos pizzas, cinnastix and cheesy bread for game snacks.
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unc still has it
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fucking kino
thank you grandpa
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10% LUCK
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he just threw that ball like it was a shot put
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I'm okay with the 7th seed desu :)
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Damn this Rivers cat is pretty good. Who did he play for before the Colts?
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I don't think my team is clinching tonight bros...
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>>152632922
Get that work done Anon.
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Rivers is looking way faster and stronger this week. They must have given him an adrenochrome shot
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dadgum it
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>Is that Uncle Phil on TV babe?
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REMEMBER THE NAME YOUNGINS
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GOAT GOAT GOAT
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Dios Rios
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>>152632942
It really was underthrown though.
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Hitting the Fort Minor beat
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Oh yeah, the Clots have a chance
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Only white QBs have the IQ to read defenses. That’s why a geriatric off the couch is better at position than all these zesty young bucks
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>>152632955
I bet she jacked him while he sucked her tits to jazz him up for this game.
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Jets could have saved their season by calling up Chad Pennington.
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>>152632981
high school foosball coach
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>>152632984
>adrenochrome shot
who'd they kill for it?
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>tfw he's under 300lb
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>>152632981
your moms vagina hole
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>>152632963
honestly dawg why do you keep doing these? what is the point?
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>>152632989
expert flag toss btw. pure kino
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fat old river shot his grandpa load niners win 77 - 7
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>>152632987
>It's Grandpa Phil, but yeah.
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>>152632989
WHO DOES PIERCE REMIND ME OF??? I FEEL LIKE ITS SOME CELEBRITY BUT I CAN'T PLACE IT BUT HE'S A DOPPLEGANGER
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>>152632995
Lamarsissies....
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Absolute kino
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>>152632772
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WHERE THE FUCK THE UNCTION
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fucking based Phil man
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you dont lose the ability to read a defense as an efficent white pocket passer. of course 44 year old rivers was going to be better than sheduer, scam ward, gay gay, and all those other black qbs that can only make plays by shucking and jiving in the pocket.
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This new captcha is 100% AI training right?
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>>152633011
He looks like one of those kids who tries to bully Ben Shapiro during those conservative events
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Beer belly and living to see your kids have kids, living the dream
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Everyone talking about “Old Man Rivers” and I’m older than him posting here. LOL
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as a brown man i must root for the 49ers
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>>152632956
Ive recently hit like 25-30% BMI due to injury/illness (well under 200) and feel like absolute death. Idk how anyone can possibly get bigger than this, it's like hard to do basic chores around the house
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Already clinched a playoff berth
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>>152633011
hayden panetierre?
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>>152633000
When you have 10 kids you just need a little from each
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>>152632878
Not necessarily. I'd argue that after age 30 chances will go down for first born with each year.
Women want to wait until age 30 to even consider children, which can be heartbreaking for everyone involved if it doesn't work out.
"some doctor might fix it if I pay him enough" isn't a good strategy IMO.
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>>152633009
i do this
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One last Rivers playoff kino please...
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>>152632981
He played for the I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose?
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>>152632773
you'll be lucky not to have autism babies before shes 35
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Rivers coming back is my favorite storyline this year
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>>152633009
Duck whyd I laugh so much at this
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American Football
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My dog keeps farting on me
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is this come back guaranteeing rivers a hall of fame spot?
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>>152633024
Truth mass driver
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>>152633028
Difference is you're a loser and he isn't.
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I hate California so much, please win Colts
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rivers can win with these cats
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>>152633028
based unc
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It’s so over for us zoomerbros
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>>152633025
they all have been since like 2017 bro. are you just now realizing this? lmao
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cock turdy
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Terrible throw. Should have been picked.
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Rivers is fucking kino, and sovl.
KINO AND SOVL
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Rivers' gut is like an extra flak jacket. What a UNIT
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do the colts control their own destiny or do they need the jags/texans/chargers/broncos/bills to lose a bunch of random games?
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>>152633045
It's relatable.
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>>152633028
I'm almost 50 :( Mentally feel the same as 25 years ago..
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Kittle just bailed out Purdy.
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>>152633073
still retarded at 50 must suck
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>>152633028
>"LOL"
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>>152633007
now this anon knows ball
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>>152633019
Damn that AI is terrible
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>>152633033
So do us a favor and take the L for da culcha
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Dangerous throw, literal kittle-babby
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>>152633026
>>152633035
I think this is who I was thinking of
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Is this gonna be a shootout
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Wasnt this supposed to be the "Year of Black QBs"
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>>152633071
i think it is between them and the texans who they play later
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>>152633028
Rock on!
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Y'know QBs just ain't what they used to be sonny...
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No one gonna mention how based the Colts unis look?
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>>152633071
Colts win out packers lose out
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turdy's getting cocky
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>>152633032
Alcohol.
Its both the cause and painkiller of obesity
The only time I was obese was when alcoholism reached a savage level, which is super easy if youre drinking 6 pints and 5 rum and cokes in calories a day
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grandpa phil got a good workout against us 12s surely his defense won't let him down at home
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>>152632995
hate wilñ not win
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>>152633051
Based doggo. Maybe give him better food than kibble and he won't gas you
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is Sauce out there or is he still hurt?
what a boneheaded trade
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>clots defense
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WHY DID PHIL LOOK LIKE HE TOOK THAT 9ERS TD PERSONALLY
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Anyone else noticed Kittle dropping a zero miedo?
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Does Shanahan secretly hate McCaffery or something? Why does he insist on running that poor man into the ground? Harbaugh doesn’t even play Derrick Henry in a must win 4th quarter
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We got a game lads
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BIG COCK BROCK
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I thought that guy was gonna get heemed by the goalpost, guess that's why they have so much weird padding on them
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This is going to be a meme game isn't it?
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>>152633028
when was (You)r last NFL appearence?
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Oh we have a game
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Cock Turdy is a shitty systembabby QB
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>>152633011
Oscar Piastri
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Rivers just can't win with these cats
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Oh no they done gone made Unc mad
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>>152632995
and there it is
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WHY did the Clots defense give up?
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What a dogshit defense this is, Colt fans, are they just all injured or have they been this bad all year?
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Purdy good drive
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>clots
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Guys I don't think Unc can keep up with these young'uns over the whole game...
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My ninies offense moves like butter but that defense is going nowhere in the playoffs
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>>152633109
He's probably like fuck i gotta go out already.
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shootout?
I'll put my money on the young QB not the old honky
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>>152633126
Both
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I don't see color, is Brock Purdy white?
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My Ninies on the board :)
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>>152633111
what caste is she?
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>>152633073
Same here.
>>152633077
Retarded maybe, but I make enough money for that not matter very much in the grand scheme of things.
>>
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Please be a shitshow shootout
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>>152633089
we don't use that type of language around here
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whats the opposite of a slurper?
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I'll admit that was a decent throw, but it look very easy to execute.
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Rivers gonna put up 4 TDs in a shootout
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>>152633142
Cute!
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>>152633073
Day of the pillow soon gramps. Stay strapped.
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>>152633116
Was it ever not going to be?
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>>152633026
>bully Ben Shapiro
Tell me you're a zionist w/out telling me
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>>152633133
frfr
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when did this site become reddit?
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>>152633104
He's out still, idk for how long
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>>152633111
they traded for Brian Robinson who is decent and haven't used him at all
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>>152633146
A Jerker
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Lets see how rivers does on a non scripted drive
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Rivers looked devastated kek.
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>>152633146
a spitter
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>>152633156
zoomers
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>>152633028
I'm literally 58
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>>152633007
>>152633079
Reffies don’t miss
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Purdy got a little motion goin'!
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>>152633103
This is a thinly veiled ad btw.
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>>152633133
bruh really just posted it :dead:
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>>152633142
wow it got 9 of 10 fingers right and almost 90% of the logo!
this is worth depleting the entire RAM economy for!!!!
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>>152633136
White Latinx.
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>>152633139
BWC slave caste
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purdy is so cute :)
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>>152633133
based noticer
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>>152633152
too easy
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>>152633089
No, the Colts just blew their load and will struggle the rest of the game
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OP here, someone else bake. Can't right now
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NEW

>>152633169

>>152633169

>>152633169
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>>152633117
I once scored four touchdowns in high school.
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>>152633126
they held the seahawks to 6(six) field goals kast week but yeah pretty sure they still have a lot of injuries
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>>152633156
2012
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All our defense got out of Sauce Gardner was the Jest bad luck
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>>152633156
After the shazbowl in 2012
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>>152633168
wowzers cringe
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>COLTS
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>>152633168
Based oldfag
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FOOMBLE
>>
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSKI
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>>152633156
>>
YOU FUCKING LET DOWN GRANDPA PHIL
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>clots
goddamn it
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>>152633156
When reddit became instagram.
Old reddit isn't so gay anymore.
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>black kick returners
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>>152633109
>shit, you mean that one touchdown isn't going to be enough? I'm fucked.
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>>152633071
they play both the jags and texans so yes they win out they're in
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>>152633139
BWCmin
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SIX SEVEN
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>didn't even show the phantom holding call
Fuck the refs
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Hey refs, get back in ya she sheds ya fuckin queers
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>>152632385
In OT. Perfect fucking pass. And inl watched it 199 times, ball didn't even come close to the turf. Just beauty all around.


Bears cant wait to play san fran.
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>>152633011
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>>152632617
Too specific. Homie knows how to get s gay by. Props desu



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