Some players signed with some teams and stuff.
Mariners btw!
>>152632533They should have hosted a world cup game there instead of East Rutherford for the memes
doyers
https://x.com/JonHeyman/status/2003257810168242419?s=20Michael KingPadres$75M/3. 2026 opt 2027-2028Signing Bonus - $12M $5M - 2026Player Option 2027 for $28M or $5M buyout.Player Option 2028 for $30M
>>152632652good deal for the padres actually
>>152632533where'd the dirt go?
>>152632758Went to da Mets in free agency.
How can we make baseball soulless? I have some ideas>force every stadium to install a dome so weather conditions don't affect the ball>standardize the outfield dimensions >limit the amount of star players on a team by blocking blockbuster trades with small market teams, homegrown dynasties are okay>make the golden bat rule official >fan caught foul balls are outs>ABS by default, behind the plate ump exists for entertainment purposes any other ideas?
>>152632847pitchers can only pitch, fielders can only field and only one batter per inning, the DH who is up for all 3 outs.
>>152632847break up the traditional division rivalries
>>152632847pitchers are allowed to stay in the game as a dh even after a pitching change
Relive the magic!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sxKL751dfM
>>152632847have no relegation system so cheap owners who doesn't care about competing gets to stay in the MLB no matter whatoh wait.. that's already how it is
angelel bros...I think all the moves done by perry were just to reduce payroll. If they didn't get the okay to spend on murakami, they ain't getting jack shit. As usual the owner is holding us back, just like mccourt did with the dodgers but mlb refuses to step in despite a pitcher OD'ing. Shows they favor the brooklyn team instead and always have.
Daily reminderFuck weaboosFuck dodgersFuck Ohtani
>>152633390>Fuck weaboosWe bring revenue to the team with weeb nights.
dodgers
>>152633357A lot of teams didn't sign Murakami
>>152633357Okamoto wants to sign there believe it or not. It's a matter of his the Angels shell out the money.
>>152632652Where the fuck are the Poos finding money to sign injury prone players?
>>152633458I read a report that the front office really wanted him but they didnt get the nod from the owner. Multiple people were saying this. If that kind of a deal was nix'd who the fuck would they even sign? Just face it, >we are dumpster diving and perry fleecing is all this team can do to get better until arte sells>>152633489Yeah I saw that, he wants to come here. But arte wanting to open the checkbook is another story. Given all that i've seen, that points to a no.
omikek
blow gays kek
>>152633618you're not a doyers fan so stop pretending
>>152633657have sex
kekekek everything kek everything kek!
You scrooges shan’t ruin Christmas. McNeil can play golf 365 days a year in Sacramento now.
>>152633737based
>>152633720O kek!
>>152633720This post is drivin me to the funny farm!
>>152632533
>>152633589Perry is an every dayer(i'm not btw)
the funny farm is unethical and cruel and you know it
>flag same color as YouTube and team logo pottery
Max muncy is tight..right guys
Come hang with fem-thos at the Lulz Lounge!!!
>>152633983Our keks are grass fed, free range, and organic!
still not mad, still not seething, your taunts remain ineffective. gonna be another great year
>>152634331Gaynada kek
seattle has zero world series appearances not even one
>>152634419canada has zero wbc finals appearancesnot even one
xhe bubblin'
>>152634419Seattle might as well be in Canada
hey guys been a few months just popping in to say I'm proud to be a Mariners fan and dogs are the most overrated creatures on earthhappy new year everyone
>>152634555yeah, no
>>152634555Trips of TRUTH!!
gn
So many kek worthy moments ITT kek
>>152634597
>>152634682sweat dreams
>>152634555BRAINQUAKE!!!
https://x.com/SleeperDbacks/status/2003271682107277586?s=20The Arizona Diamondbacks were 1 of 6 teams @JonHeyman mentioned that are “in” on Kazuma Okamoto.
https://x.com/BostonStrong_34/status/2003284448843088323?s=20According to @Ken_Rosenthal, a rival executive says that the Red Sox have been “quietly shopping” Brayan Bello.
Is anyone in Chicago even excited for Murakami?
mets got some holes to fill
>>152634816
>>152635064Are you blind? LotsGo check white sox twitter and youtube
>https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6912532/2025/12/22/mets-jeff-mcneil-mlb-notes/>“What they’ve done tells you how big a s— show their clubhouse was,” said one rival executive who was granted anonymity for his candor. “The guessing is over. It was a disaster.”>The Mets hold interest in adding a right-handed batter to balance out their lineup, people familiar with their conversations said. That could end up being someone who can also play first base. The club needs to make a decision on whether such a player is better than Mark Vientos.>The Mets also need a left fielder.
>>152635194It's funny the most common comment now is people asking if and where they can buy his jersey. He's going to be the most known current White Sox player and he only just joined the team.
>>152633500he's essentially just taking the qualifying offer but in a way where teams don't have to give the Padres a draft pick next season when he opts out
it’s gonna be a good year I can feel it
>>152635244Lemyn Sosa brothers we're in shambles!
>>152633737Only thing I’m gonna miss is the excitement of watching him crash out at the plate
>>152635239erm, I thought they had a 1b?
You WILL give up prospects for Luis Robert Jr.
>>152635388The sting of watching him completely embarrass my Mets during the 2024 series in Seattle is still so fresh in my mind
>>152635434Sorry only the Mets are dumb enough to do that
>On an opposing pitcher he most looks forward to facing: Paul Skenes.>Song said Skenes has been the best pitcher in baseball lately and he's curious to see him pitch in person.I hope it happens. Somehow last season the Padres missed Skenes every time they played the Pirates.I want to see Merrill vs Skenes
>>152635450Skenes is scared of the Padres
>>152635450shoulda joined the mets, they will face skenes on opening day
>>152635434Shan’t.
>>152632803kek
a lot of people want expansion, but the truth is if you had promotion and relegation, we'd probably already have nashville and charlotte major league teams. we just might also not have pittsburgh and miami ones.
>>152635327based
>>152634419>played 7 more games than the mariners award
>>152634898i'm not surprised. they seemed down on lawlar at 3B after he got tyler locklear's elbow fucked up with a bad throw.
Baybaw aficionados be like “go stripeys beat those greys!”
The Shaddle Marners
Manfred isn’t the Kwisatch Haderach but he sure thinks he is
>>152635762My baybaw stripeys :)
>>152635697Dane forgot his vpn kek
>>152635762Sounds like a goddamn trout and bass cook off
>>152635762I say this
I say we have delegation and unspansion. Delegation: teams that are good enough can field a surrogate team to play for them Unspansion: loser ass “small market” flyover team lose their professional status
All I’m saying is that you stand the dodgers and the royals next to each other and the only way who’s who is to remember that only on of these teams comes from the fag capital of the world
Move the team to Duncan Idaho!
What baseball really needs is flagellation and commotion desubakas
>>152635980They have the exact same ballparks too. Carbon copies of one another, and historians don’t even know which was built first.
They play their little game at Kaufman field, named after some weird Jew who thought everything was just a sick joke. Well, cancer didn’t think it was funny did it Andy?
Are you goofin on Elvis hey babehAre you losing touch?
Mookie gets to running like trouble down George Brett’s leg
>Moulie Butts lol t. Freddie Freeman
>>152635949What about a tag team? One big market and one small market become teammates.
The loserest small market team every year should be relegated to selling hot dogs in the stands of the World Series champ
The team that wins the eries should wear top hats the following year and the team with the worst record should have to wear dresses
If you believe!They put a man on the moon,Man on the moooooooon!
>>152636272basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7o7BACnGnY
that funky muncy
Thoughts on this player?
Watching the Mets play baseball is like looking at court sketches
>>152636272faggot frog
kys dog cuck
>>152636333He's probably had more sex with females than you have.
>>152636337I’m fuckin fodder for cartoonists now?
The Mets are fucking rebuilding? Why? They legit have a solid core and just needed a couple pieces and can't sign anyone big because of the Soto contract. The fuck is the gm thinking?
>>152636498The core wasn’t winning shit, there was something wrong in the clubhouse and Stearns is tearing it out root and stem. And they have Soto for like 15 years.
I'm taking the hot stove into my own hands!!!!
>>152636272They have a really good Witchita Lineman it’s on Spotify and YouTube listen to it or else
Is it even rebuilding if the experiment never went anywhere in the first place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJaH8aBYOk
>>152636581I'm not even a Mets kid but the way people talk about them is such dishonest bull crap People will criticize any move they make. THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR! THEY'VE MADE THE PLAYOFFS TWICE IN 6 YEARS! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
>sir, a second hardcore history has been released this year>>152636498because they fucked up bad this year>>152636581the experiment was a total failure, so yes
Cohen got his casino...
>>152636581You had to have an initial build to do a rebuild and what was the initial build? Sign Soto? Lmao joke team from a fraud city
Baltimore Orioles
The Baltimore Rory Holes golf club
Anons in New Jersey be like “hey call the cops, I gotta file a missing person report re: my virginity haha just kidding of course”
>>152636614and now right up our ass...
Why not be a team with two white uniforms so you always take the home field advantage?
>>152636614HESULDUSABILLAGOODSANHESTUCKITRIGHTUPAHREAEND
>>152636665don't give manf any ideas
>>152636581The Verlander and Scherzer signings set the team back if anything, when Cohen first bought them. Then after the disaster that was 2022 and 2023, they were supposed to enter a rebuild. The “rebuild” team made all the way to the NLCS in 2024. Cohen then pulls out all the stops to get Soto and Stearns builds a joke rotation for 2025. The team underperforms and now they are finally rebuilding (with the biggest contract in MLB). It is pretty much a clusterfuck of going from cheap owners to an insanely rich owner who wanted immediate results. Is it a rebuild? Is it not? I don’t even know anymore.
Looking at Soto, it’s a fat-build
>>152632847>ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
i still think they should switch dugouts every inning. hell, just during 7th inning stretch would do it for me
I don’t see why the runner shouldn’t pay restitution for stolen bases
The Rockies are somewhere near the retard end of the Sierra Mist to Mountain Dew spectrum
You can't convict a runner of stealing bases without a trial.
Foul ball? Heh let’s see what a grand jury says about that
I hear they overturned the three strikes law because of disparities in walk rates
>>152636694scherzer and verlander both pitched well enough for the mets. that they weren't as good as they used to be should not have been a surprise.
>>152636791They both missed a lot of time for injury too though. I wasn't surprised, and I don't blame Verlander and Scherzer for anything, but I didn't like those signings to begin with cause of their ages and what they got paid. They let deGrom walk cause of injury concerns then immediately hired the two oldest and most expensive pitchers in baseball. Then traded them for prospects to "rebuild with." Then made the NLCS out of nowehere and signed the biggest contract in baseball history lol. Now they traded away their core that didn't really do much apart from 2024. They have been picrel since 2023 at this point.
SOUTH SIDESTAAAAAAAAAAAAND UP
I got an agreement you can come to right here pal
>>152635194Are there noise coming from the north side of Chicago from this signing?
If your boyfriend’s slider breaks glove side…you have a girlfriend!
>>152637090shut up, faggot
>>152635064I texted my white sox friend and he said he was excited and said if he’s good hopefully they can flip him for something good.I told him if I were a Sox fan I’d be hoping they extend him if ends up being good and then he said they just haven’t extended anyone other than Konerko and Frank ThomasA lot Sox fans are blackpilled…
>>152637140You think you’re man enough to suck me?
>>152637140Womanly status?
I kicked my pet doyerpacos teeth out coz they kept scraping my dick
>>152637162you need nine hot pellets to make your chest look like spaghetti :)
Who are the feminine female faggots of MLB?
>homos triggered by one postJaren Durran tier GOAT
>>152637172You need a good dick to fuck you calm, you always get like this when you haven’t been fucked good and hard
>>152637203lmao retarded faggot pouring out hos feelings like some freakshow you can't pay for (i bet there are...)
I hate gays too
Scherzer and verlander? Yeah I remember scherzer and verlander
>>152637213I love breeding brown boys
>>152637228the vast majority of the world and everyone whoever lived too
>>152637228Islam is right about gay people
>>152637261thing is, they can be just as gay if not gayer
>>152637172I got some hot pellets for you right here pal
I’m femme btw, if that matters.
>homos still trying to get the good guy's attention as he ignoresBased. Gays have no place in baseball. If they love it, they should drop it.
>>152637272I always just assumed anyone that’s virulently anti-gay has some deep seated homosexual feeling that they’ve buried or they’ve were molested or something as a child Either way it’s really sad
>>152637300>I always just assumed anyone that’s virulently anti-gay has some deep seated homosexual feeling That's called projection>or they’ve were molested or something as a child That is also projection
Is “projecting” one of those words that has lost all meaning like literally?
Listen I don’t wanna get political or anything like that, but I have this recurring fantasy that I’m getting a blowjob from a qt 3.14 trans girl (not gay btw), and at some point while sucking me off she stops and begs me to fuck her. I say no (because that would be gay and I’m not gay). At that point she decides to climb into my lap and pushes her titties (nice implants too none of that hrt horseshit) into my face cause she knows I’m a big tits guy. So as I’m sucking on her titties she starts teasing my cock with her ass, until she eventually slides it in and rides me vigorously to a euphoric orgasm that drains my balls completely.Thoughts?
>>152637297Your beaner uncle raped you lol
BAYBAW!
>>152637297>the good guy’s attention You have the mind of a 10 year old
Who are the goodest guys of /mlb/?
>>152637327>I am gay>therefore you are gay>this is not projection
>>152637374We ain’t even gay tho
>>152637387I've always thought people who are virulently against eating shit have a deep seated love of eating shit. Like why do you care so much and act like it's gross, it doesn't effect you. I don't like eating shit myself, I just don't judge those who do because why would I care unless I secretly love eating shit? You're just mad because of sexual tension bro let's have a group poop to release that
I could do a group poop rn if you guys are down? I’m often phoneposting from the shitter.
>>152637405Yeah this nigga is definitely gay kek
