Best team in the league Sub EditionPrev >>152636416Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=H58vbez_m4E&si=5FdP8DnwDXPQh8cdEat a dick jennyfag kek
I should watch that Jenny show my life as a teenage robot or whatever it's called for some nostalgia
>lambs
>>152637209You mean Erin Gaygers legs lol. Suh winning a superbowl is pure soul
why do brown third worlders like indians and chicanos love aislop so much?
Hows that feel?
>>152637241I like the one where she gets turned into a real girl for a day and then gets hit by a train and pops like a flesh balloon
Bakey bros
>fantastic philip rivers showing is sold by woat defense and ST before he ends the game on a back breaking INTThe more things change the more things stay the same
coolnow post it again so i can get your bitch ass banned lol
OLADO-KUN MANIACS ASSEMBLE!!!!
>>152637252Small market team
Teams by likelihood I think they make the owlAFC1. Patriots2. Jaguars3. Bills4. Broncos5. Steelers6. Chargers7. TexansNFC1. Rams2. Bears3. 49ers4. Eagles5. Seahawks6. Lions/Packers7. Buccaneers/Panthers
>>152637256That INT was ultimately meaningless because they had no chance at that point.
WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
>>1526372551. Tyler Shuck n Jive2. Bryce Dung3. Kirko Chainz4. Baker Gayfield
>>152637256We will escort him gently into the light next week, like putting down a beloved family dog
>>152637260Still posting in her thread btw
List of QBs that picrel has more accomplishments than>Drake Maye>Trevor Lawrence>Jared Goff>Dak Prescott>Josh Allen>Lamar Jackson>Joe Burrow>Sam Darnold>Justin Herbert>Bo NixHe will rape your dogshit "team."
xe wont post it again kek
>>152637269It was meaningless but ending the game on a pick six is always sad regardless of the situation
>>152637271Bryce Dung continues to be my favorite meme shitpost nickname kek
>>152637260Here you go
>>1526372715. Gayleb Will in my ass
>>152637265For me it's1. Bills2. Patriots3. Jaguars 4. Chargers5. Broncos6. Texans7. Steelers1. Rams2. Bears3. Eagles4. Seahawks5. 49ers6. Lions/Packers7. Buccaneers/Panthers
>>152637281Dak's long and storied history of poopoo names will always be the true classic in my heart.>Dook Shitsock
The bears are beating the 49ers and it won't even be close.
>>152637278it again :)
Why aren’t you guys rating the Texans more
What went wrong for the lions?
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny
I think it's time to move on from harbaugh brothers
>>152637294They're too inconsistent. At their best they're contenders but they are just as likely to shit the bed.
>>152637294No run game
>>152637286anyone putting the pats, broncs, or jags at the top of their list don't know ballanyone putting the pants, burrs, or chorgers do know ball
>>152637294My boss roots for them and I don’t want him or his filip wife to be have a reason to be smug
>>152637294Their QB is retarded.
>>152637309and there it is
1 Jags1 PanthersCatbowl
>>152637299>10-0 lead with 33 minutes left to playPretty weak inclusion tbqhwu
>>152637295>be le go for it on 4th down meme man>be bad at going for it on 4th downAside from the defense (yet again) exploding, they're lost offensively without Johnson. Morton should've never gotten a job but Campbell sucks at being an OC,, when Gibbs isn't having a life game they just look mediocre
>>152637305>chrogers>knowing ballSomeone doesn’t know the most important part of ball
shoulda stood up for me when you had the opportunity to
>>152637315Still, good teams finish their opponents off
>>152637318it's okay, Kaeding has retired
Finish off this bussy
>>152637294I've been rating them as the dark horse
Stood up this bussy
>>152637329But I don't want to
>>152637315no different than that queefs post that shows them "choking" a 14 point lead with 10 minutes left in the 2nd
>>152637314they had their chance and blew it
Today I will remind them
>>152637317>When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master
>>152637331dark horse would be someone like the panthers or niners, they're middle of the road pick like seahawks or packers
>>152637314Record low ratings
I mean what do you expect pulling a literal grandfather out of retirement to be your quarterback? Rivers was literally graduating highschool before Purdy was even born
>>152637276He's also better than Cam Newton. I know Cam isn't even playing anymore but I just wanted to bring that up because of how much of a salty bitch Cam is.
Chiefs vs Giants is the 2026 season super bowl. Cap this.
>>152637331Lol i rmemebrr when my middle school gf used white horse to breakup with me not as embarrassing as the guy that got dumped because he wasn’t more like her edward (twilight was huge at the time) funny fucking memories to look back on
>>152637359Both those teams suck!
>>152637346Thought this was a Jake Paul pic from the thumbnail
>>152637314Hard pass. I'd go fishing or something instead of watching that Owl if that's what it is. Plus the Jags would murder the Panthers anyway.
>>152637344Saved
>>152637363>he doesn’t know
left or right, bros?
>>152637371Right easily
>>152637367The Panthers can beat anybody by 3 or lose to anybody by 30
>>152637362Be ready to concede that Chiefs fans know ball
>>152637371
>>152637371mina looks like she'd just lay on her back, close her eyes, and cover her mouth until it endslaura looks like she'd literally drain all your semen and still want more
uhhhh where did the rasm spam go???
>>152637371Left easily
I used to defend Tua.....
>>152637380I think it's the other way around, t.bh
>>152637378Same queefs fans that said this was the revenge tour, and mahomo getting his buddy tore in the owl was him locking in give me a fucking break you missoery fag
It looks so much like Jerry world I want to puke Cowboys of the AFC really is true
>The state of Kansas' entire budget is $25 billion>they're going to give $2.4 billion of taxpayer's money to the owners of the Chiefswew
>>152637386naw, mina is a limp fish. bet she's never even done anal and hasn't given her husband a blowjob since the first year they were dating
>bears are in the playoffsI didn't realize until just now
>>152637388Mahomes is the only player in the NFL capable of having a legitimate revenge arc cause the rest of these do nothing cats ain't done shit**Excluding Jalen Hurts who already redeemed his revenge arc in full
>>152637388Deep breaths >>152637390It’s a concept of a plan, not the final product
>>152637390Is that a glass roof?
>>152637359She's basically begging for Kiwi cockAnyway cheers lads
>>152637394In my experience Asian women love anal, and are pretty great in bed in general.
>>152637226>2nd plastic rams AI OP in a rowDo better /nfl/
>>152637390why do they let cold weather teams play indoors?
>>152637392kansas committed economic suicide a long time ago when they elected ahd re-elected their insane supply side trickle down economics governor. frankly, they deserve what they get
>>152637404Only did it to piss off the jennyfag, im going to go play fartnut now
>>152637404West coast fags are the only ones up rn. Those 3 cholos are the only fans the rasm have
my chiefs need dawgs like al-shair and jihaad campbell
erm…?
>>152637391GO DJGO DJ
>>152637404no one looks at the op after clicking on the thread. calm down
>>152637411It’s almost Christmas retard, everyone is out of school and off work. We’re all up
>>152637420>30+ year old website>school
>>152637392This is probably actually the best use of the Star Bonds they've done outside the speedway. I can see the chiefs paying it back in the 20 year period. Now the near 100million in debt STAR bonds paid out to the disaster that was Schlitterbahn is never going to be seen back in taxpayer money
>>152637410You only did it because youre a no life faggot starved for attention
>>152637412You only like them because they have terrorist names
>>152637411You sound upset. Try and have a good time instead :)
>>152637412Might as well add Ronaldo in there. Trump might actually force them to another owl in that case, but it won’t be called football
bears @ niners finna boutta be kinopreviewing our superb owl site
>>152637410>too scared to post his ai generated avatar based jennyfag buckbreaking rasm troon
>>152637422Nah, these stadium deals never end up a net positive for the city/state. They never get back in revenue what they give up.
>>152637431bears ain't shit
>>152637420Kinda weird, I just started working for a college and everyone is off but they're letting me just work from home if I want to. So hell yeah, no supervision and I can just get some work done and clock it. It'll pay for all the bullshit I bought my dumbass family (who I love).
>>152637431The Chicago Bears let the Raiders put 24 puts up on them. The yare getting RAPED by the 49ers.9ers just put up 42 points of offense on a team that held Seattle to 18.
>>152637431Who can stop him?
>>152637377Weirdly enough the Panthers haven't really blown out by anyone since the Bills game where Dalton started. That doesn't mean that I think their defense is elite, they just seem to play at a level where the opponents will score just enough points for the game to come down to a game winning drive. There should be a feature length documentary on the Panthers this season because I've never seen such a consistently inconsistent team before
Im drunk
>>152637431Umm…. Why does Caleb look elite here? I thought he was a bust?
>>152637439>doing football math with results from months agoaren't you forgetting something?
>>152637441Pats have had such a weak fucking schedule. The Broncos or the Jags would kick their ass easy
>>152637440I fear this bodes bad karma for when the 2 bears play the 7 green gays
>>152637445Based. I'm finna catch up soon
>>152637432Still posting in her genny btwFor the second time
>>152637411>he doesn't have crushing depression that compels him to shitpost on a Burkinabé fence-painting image-based forum instead of sleepingI'm an east coaster and I will be up for at least another hour
>>152637432Are football Jenny's allowed?
>>152637450>broncoslolno>jagssure
Who do you think was the BWC Top who first bussybroke caleb?Someone he knew in high schoolOr do the zesty bucks take a while to come out of the closet?
>>152637433The difference is that the Hunts are required to pay it back, cause it's a bond.You can of course argue the math of the tourism benefits don't outweigh the costs, but Eastern Kansas has been developing and connecting a lot of rural population hubs into one larger ecosystem over the last decade and the inclusion of the Chiefs in Olathe is going to further push this. The speedway is the biggest STAR bond success and people would argue it's paid for itself. Who knows KCK might attract an NHL/NBA team using the same shit.
>>152637468>t. obsessed cheesefaggot
I'm drunk
bomboclaat
>>152637456Cheers my man
Now that the dust of year 2 has settled what do we think of him?
>>152637466You kidding? TLaw got sacked 5 times. That would probably literally kill that twig of a man, Bryce
>>152637464PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>152637481I want to watch him succeed/fail entirely based off rookie contract performance on the field as Nine but instead we get Sam Bradford injury shit Fucking lame
>>152637483The Broncos are not a good team
flyover rivalries are so bitter because of how irrelevant they are
>>152637464>9
>>152637488They lost on purpose
Stop calling Chiefs fans brown. This is a full-face fucking selfie you idiots, happy now? I am whiter than the moon
>>152637481I secretly hope jj will be good. Not good enough to win the owl because it’s better if Minnesota suffers, but like Dan Marino-tier
what does it mean when a woman sucks your finger?
>>152637496>brown eyesLol, lmao even
>starts 5-1 with people calling him MVP >completely collapses>may not even win the dogshit NFC South It's been a hard year for Bakey...
>>152637464>purple and white colors > number nine is jj a jennyfag?
Way I see it, it's a wasted NFL season if the bears don't win it
The playoff field is basically completely set, other than the Panthers/Bucs. The Lions' and Ravens' chances are very slim.The Bucs are favored to make it, but that must be just because they are hosting the h2h game. I think the Panthers are more likely to win.
Why doesn't this general talk more about Bryce Young and the transformative things they're doing in Carolina
>>152637500its no different than her sucking on your penis except the social implications thats the joke
I gotta be honest, football's been feeling pretty meaningless since the Chiefs got eliminated. I'm still watching in hopes that my team can win an owl but whoever wins is going to get an asterisk becuase they didn't face the real champs.
>>152637500It's obviously meant to be sexual/arousing in the woman's mind but I find it cringe as fuck. One of my exes used to do it and she also would wink at me occasionally which I also found cringe. Sexy to me is dirty talk not some stupid mannerism/act you've seen in shows/movies
>>152637505Man, I wish Tez was a Bronco playing with his bro
>>152637514I like the Panthers. It's been great watching their star free agent perform so well.
>>152637481Vikings just need to move on. Seems like Kevin O'Connell's ego has consistently gotten in the way of making a actual adult decisions at QB in that organization.
>>152637481JJ has shown just enough for the Vikes to not big game hunt a guy like Burrow instead, but he'll be shit enough for them not to win anything with him. Perfect mediocre sweet spot. Jettas probably requesting a trade next year.
>>152637514...because, at the end of the day, they're still the Panthers, anon. They're still the Panthers.
>>152637496>1 foot tall Yikes
>>152637520ya jenny is much more forward
>>152637505He was never good
Who are the Dolphins wheeling out at QB?Is he really better than Pooa?They better beat the Bucs
>>152637518Gotta be honest, football’s been pretty meaningless since the Jets got elongated. Sure my team can win, but what does it matter if they don’t beat the Super Bowl III champion?
>>152637496Why do boomers love these types of dogs so much? I swear, gay little fag dogs like this is all you see them have.
>>152637520I think you're probably autistic
>>152637540The only NFL game I genuinely believe was rigged.
>>152637542see>>152637534
>>15263754Ok Mike Vick
>>152637531>JJ has shown just enoughIf the Vikings are retarded. He's absolute shit.
>>152637481system mediator
>>152637499>checkedLooks like bizzaro Kermit
>>152637520
>>152637546they can't admit fault on a 1st round QB after one year of play where he had multiple 3 TD games among his regular disasters. they're stuck.
>>152637541I would beat your ass faggot, be happy you’re talking about me online. I’ve seen a lot of cocky guys like you walk right past my fence. Never anything to say to my face
who will bahamasanon cheer for now that tua has effectively busted out of the nfl?
>>152637542Not really. There's a sexiness that comes from subtlety and a sexiness that comes from confidence. Sucking a guy's finger and winking just seem forced. I remember buying a bunch of lingerie sets online with an ex of mine and she was turned on and happy with me she just stared at me and asked "where do you want to cum?" Which got me absolutely diamonds. Confident dirty talk is way more elite than some forced mannerism imo
>>152637543Blame satan for that one. Maybe if Marino had nuts he’d have made that deal and got at least one ring
>>152637537>Who are the Dolphins wheeling out at QB?tank commander quinn ewers (hook 'em horns)>Is he really better than Pooa?lord no>They better beat the Bucsjej
>nine when he’s not locked in>>152637481>nine when hes locked in >>152637464
>>152637558This. Dirty talk is the way to a girls heart (making them horny)
Busted out this bussy
>>152637541Because when you get old, your balance goes weak, a fall can be catastrophic medically, and you don’t have strength like you used to. And having a dog provides joy and a sense of purpose to people who aren’t employed and lonely so they have small social circles of friends that dwindle and get smaller every year. So maybe instead of being a judgmental fuckstick, you show a little compassion and be happy that someone is happy with a little buddy.
>>152637371Laura website
>>152637554I'm not a Bears fan but goddamn DJ really put everything he had into that game. I thought he was ded when he was just laying there but for him it was like he was finally just able to rest for a few seconds and let himself ragdoll.
The Jets have never lost a Super Bowl.
>>152637574Kay website actually
>>152637576Hehe aight not bad chikaner
>>152637577>checkedThose fraud pats have lost five, take that Jew England
>>152637583feces gets excreted from there
Which team can beat the 49ers in the playoffs? If they win out on two very tough teams, who will beat them?
>>152637576InshallahChikaner is now the front runner for comeback poster of the year
>>152637558>>152637568Samefag
>>152637595The chiefs Wait fuck they're not gonna be there
>>152637595The rematch will not go like the first
>>152637371>>152637574>>152637583Wrong. Everyone knows 'ynthia runs this shit nigga
>>152637514Because they can't string two wins together to save their lives. I really like the Panthers though as a secondary team, they're fun and scrappy and easy to root for. They're not all the way there yet but it's been an impressive rebuild of what has been one of the worst teams in the NFL for over half a decade
>>152637595They're not winning out because they're losing to the Hawks in their rematch.
>Chiefs missed the playoffs>scrambler meme man Mahomo had his knee destroyed>Kelce retiring>Reid old and fat>rest of the team are a bunch of schlubsITS OVERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152637609>secondary teamYou disgust me
>>152637600Do you ever get tired of thinking everyone is The Kiwi? It must be like seeing the bogeyman everyday kek
>>152637595The AFC’s nomination for the dance of course>congaturatoinz catz well done faguars
>>152637595after watching tonights game i think its safe to say they will be lucky to win against any white pocket passer younger than the age of 40
>>152637600SCHIZO ALERT
>>152637614My team already beat their shit in earlier this year so I have nothing against them
>>152637624Rooting for more than one team makes you a massive faggot.
>>152637612Someone post the gif where theyre all doing the gay fortnite dance but over the state of kansas
>>152637508Yfw bears superb?
Gonna be crazy when Kyle Shannahan wins his 1st ring with Mahomes at the end of the 2031-2032 regular season in the Super GEHA dome
I can't believe the Chiefs are leaving arrowhead. One of the last soul stadiums left
SOON
>>152637630
>>152637629You can root for your wife’s team as long as they aren’t playing your own
>>152637541>>152637572Got those boomers RAGING kek
>>152637622Bears are their toughest challenge. They’re just more complete on both sides. But Shanahanigans develops wrinkles and the 49ers are just a better coached team.
>>152637575it always seems like he gets hurt every game but he hasn't missed a single game since 2020, dude is an ironman, im glad he's finally having his first winning season since high school this year.
>>152637508>>152637631
>>152637638>his wife didn't switch allegiance to his teamTop cuck
>>152637637kek, zozzle even
>>152637644
why is bread and butter so good, bros?
>>152637634It’s shit
Jerry Jones was right about Micah Jerry Jones was right about scottenheimer This general doesn't want to admit it but Jerry is normally right
>>152637637I'm so glad this fake ref ball fraud of a """dynasty""" is over
>>152637644Indescribably based.
>>152637645Shes rooted with me through 3 Patriots superbowls, and I’ve only had to root with her for one Steelers owl. I’ll take it as a fair trade
>>152637554Bears made a deal with the refs at the start of the season. "Dont help us in anyway, and infact dont throw obvious fouls for us, we are winning this superbowl in the opposite way the chiefs have. Through grit and and talent alone". The refs laughed and laughed but agreed. The refs are GOBSMACKED
>>152637655Not really. He still tries to build his teams like the 90s with washed up coaches who just do what he wants.
>>152637637slick moves 2bh
>>152637655Please keep telling him that. Once he dies Theyre going to start winning playoff games again
>>152637612>>152637656
>>152637662Is she hot?
>>152637662please be bait. I can't believe there are unironic cuckolds in these threads.
>>152637662What do you do in the AFCCG here in a few weeks when young upstart D Maye faces Aaron "I Own You" Rodgers?
>when he says something so herbophobic you gotta hittem with the you don't know ball nigga stare
>>152637662based 50 yr old 4channer
>>152637670Meanwhile in reality
>>152637675Put another baby in her when we embarrass them and the Steelers launch deflategate 2.0
>>152637676>the you don't know ball nigga stareKek so true Mina has never known ball a day in her life which is why she constantly spouts stats/analytics
>>152637668When he dies that retarded son will keep them as perennial bottom feeders without Jerry's talent evaluation
>>152637679Doesn’t stop you from seething
Denver (the city), is so fucking retarded. Walmart offered a blank check to buy the Broncos stadium and they said no. So they're just going to build their own. I don't think they understand how much revenue they could've gotten if they just sold the fucking stadium. Retards.
a 44 year old father of 10 who hasnt played the game in 5 years came in on 1 week of practice against one of the leagues best defenses had a chance to beat them on the last drive of the game. then one week later, against a team on a 4 game winning streak, with a quarterback 20 years younger than him, on a "mvp" caliber season, he outplays them for 3 quarters of the game before finally getting to gassed to continue. how do zoomers and the nfl ever recover from today?
>>152637685Trust me, she knows ball(s)
49ers defense is complete and utter shit
>>152637687Not really. One of my biggest gambling wins was Bucs over Chiefs in the 2020 owl. Easy money for a ball knower
>>152637612Lol the best thing about all of this is Cheifs fans in full on cope mode that they'll be contenders again
Pretty crazy that every fanbase but mine is full of brown thirdies, isn't it?
>>152637696>N-not really!t. full-time Chiefs hater
Milt Plum makes em seeth
mad about blue eyed qbs? you might just be a hispanic
>>152637707Who
>>152637705I think even real lifelong Chiefs fans are kind of embarrassed of what they've become but tolerate it because winning is winning. But they're about to miss the playoffs for the next 10 years so, that's their problem.
>>152637288For me it's Dick Pisscock
>choofs
>>152637689The guy coaches football, to say he hasn't been keeping his spiral tight to show off to the boys is a bit disingenuous
When her nfl Bachelorette thing came down to bears vs packers. And she chose the PACKERS, I nearly cried. But hearing her cry on the radio in 4 hours will give me a hard on. Her opinions are never wrong except this one time. She almost picked bears because chicago is one of the greatest cities in the world, but she wanted a team that "had a chance at superbowls in her lifetime" hahaha (after her rams abandoned st Louis and left to LA)
>>152637713The team with the best quarterback in the league will not be missing the playoffs for the next 10 years anywhere but your fantasies. This orgiastic overreaction to our first down season is so boring, predictable and played out
Dick Shiner
flyovers should kill themselves
>>152637712>doesn't know MiltKek what a melt
>>152637713If this >>152637637 was what my team was known for id want them to suffer for a bit too
>>152637689They dont recover. Watching Rivers IQ mog the ever loving fuck out of zoomer QBs tonight has been a bit eye opening for me personally. Its honestly sad how badly QB play and knowledge has dissolved over the years. I cant think of any active QBs right now other than Rodgers who can dominate and command the line of scrimmage like he did tonight.Ill go to my grave maintaining that 2005-2015 was the golden era of the NFL and QBs.
>>152637696>Mina kimes predicted a 31-27 Chiefs victory in LV Ohnonoonooo... mina bros...
>>152637656>ref ballUSAIDS*
>>152637711Trvke hyper nvke
>>152637707Gonna take the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl right now
>chiefs didn't even bother holding a practiceCould they not have at least give the redshirts or practice squad players a chance if the starters are already checkd out?
Lions legend, Harry Colon.
>>152637743Chiefs should just forfeit the rest of the seasonWhiny babies
>>152637739That's mighty generous of you.
>>152637294CJ Stroud sucks
>>152637736Her boner is bigger than his. Lucky lad? I guess so ...
>>152637743I hope they lose all their draft picks for a blatant tank job
>>152637747We’re beating the Bronkeks on Christmas
>>152637745Neat
>>152637743they should be fined by the league for blatantly tanking but of course jewdell would never punish his goodest goys
>>152637736> Blow Dix
>there's an NFL team named after a fake color
>Christmas snow unis>Coofs are cooked>at Arrowhead Gonna watch this on Christmas just to laugh at the Chiefs
>>152637754Please do and give the Pats that 1 seed
Feeling nice and toasty after a couple Stella's. It's time to put on that Shedeur chat
brown isn't a fake color
>>152637763You choking faggots better do your part to secure KC the 10th draft pick
>>152637739Has a team ever hung onto a losing coach for as long as the browns have have? Stefanski is like 6 wins 34 loses at this point. Over half a decade now. 6.666666666666% win rate ova here
>>152637736She's pregnant now, maybe that's why he's acting all weird. I think they're like 4 months in
>my niners let Phillip Rivers absolutely roast themThis is why the niners have absolutely no gas going into the playoffs. I don't care if they get the #1 seed, I don't care if they win out the rest of the way. They have absolutely NO defense now that everyone's either hurt or gone, and Saleh can only do so much with these guys. They shut down Taylor pretty well today, and Phillip Rivers still hung 27 on them.Their offense is playing well, but they're not going to score 45 points per game for the rest of the season. They're going to be playing better teams with better defenses and better QBs and while their offense may seem formidable enough to hang with good teams, their defense is going to get absolutely fucking FRIED by the elite offenses. Caleb is going to feast on them. Darnold is going to feast on them. All the injuries on the defense is going to catch up with them big time and the offense is going to have a game where they can't just go out and score 40+ points.
brown is a fake color
>>152637763THE CHIEFS ARE BEATING THE BRONKEKS ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
If Bo Nix was black, he would speak E Bo Nix.
>>152637776What if your 3rd string QB also tears his ACL though?
>>152637776Sad!
>>152637768Hue (colour of shit lol browns) Jackson
Whatever happened to Phillip Lindsay
So how will /nfl/ cope if the Eagles repeat? Been a lot of Hurts haters taking victory laps lately. I'm not sold. I think they've got the 2nd best team in the NFC
>>152637780Minshew didn't tear his ACL so this isn't a tend
>>152637787Said it in the last thread but i will personally badly cook a cheesesteak and give myself food poisoning
>>152637785I still follow him on X/Twitter. He roots hard for the Broncos and he's a Boliever. Not sure what he's doing irl. He made decent money but never got a huge contract. Wouldn't surprise me if he does a podcast kek
>>152637770Isn't that classic Niners? They always fly too close to the sun and then just lose. And that's 3 Owls in a row
>>152637770They are relying on the wild thornberries kid (their god tier kicker). That is good enough in this season. He kicks 60+ yarders in the wind like it is nothing
>>152637371Neither, easily.
>>1526377801. Olado-kun would never do that. His star is ascendant. This is his breakout game. 2. Even if he did, we just signed Shane Buechele, who is the preseason Tom Brady, and played very well for us in the past.Everything is under control. Total Chiefs victory is assured.
>>152637788Yeah, it’s not a tend it’s a bend, a bent knee ya faggggggg
>cowsois fans coping with 'jurruh wun the micah trade' after being eliminated from the playoffs yet againPathetic
>>152637770Kittles tweaked his ankle today too, he's been excellent for them this season so if it's serious that's quite a blow for them.
>>152637788If the 3rd string guy gets hurt on Christmas you won't have a QB. and the Buncos lost sure but Trev took 5 sacks. It will be like when McCaffrey had to play QB when Purdy hurt his hand in the NFCCG against the Eagles
My fucking rams
>>152637776Bro they're tanking they'll probably find a way to lose to the raiders
Broncos need like 8-9 more sacks to beat the Bears' 1984 record and have 3 more games. They might not win the Owl but they'll probably pull that off
>>152637768Not firing him before last year was a mistake. Something tells me they are keeping him for 26/27. Just a feeling. Absolutely ridiculous
>>152637808Winners don’t tank. Especially not on Christmas
I can't believe the queefies got eliminated before week 16 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a bunch of plonked bitches
Yo the Chiefs suck
>>152637808Texans were so close to losing to the Raiders. The Stroud hype was so dumb, they're just another meh team. Not a bad team but meh.
>>152637808Last time KC drafted #10 good stuff happened so I'm really hoping
>>152637820They traded up to get that pick to be fair plus they still had based John Dorsey calling the shots. Brett Veach has proven to be a massive KWAB and Andy Reid stooge
>>152637801Honestly both sides got what they needed
>>152637809I hope my Chiefs are instructed to throw it away before ever taking a sack Christmas day just to fuck the broncos from this
>>1526378092 more games. Chiefs and chargers. They still might pull it off. But the monsters of the midway are hard to beat. Myles garrett definitely getting 1 more sack for the record is a guarantee though
>>152637824Veach was a huge force behind the Mahomes pick and his 2022 draft is why they were able to win 2022 and 2023 but he definitely is on the hot seat and needs to do something with this years or KC needs to move on
>>152637819Texans might be average overall but the defence+special teams is insane. If Stroud gets hot they could make a run. Only reason I don't rate them is their WR corps and O line are still piss poor. They can't even settle on a WR rotation. Their GM Nick Caserio is based af thobeit I expect them to get a ton of talent in the 26 draft
>>152637819People hype up their defense, everyone knows that the offense is what's holding the team back
>everyone hates the jennyshitGood
I just took a huge shit
Soon
>>152637820Don't worry the Chiefs will have plenty of chances to hit on top 10 draft picks from now on
>>152637824>John Dorseyhaven't heard form him in a while so i looked up where hes at now.I can see why the Lions are hitting on so many draft picks lately. Dorsey is so underrated it crazy
>>152637843would be kino
>>152637845Hard agree. I'm a huge draft fanatic and for me the all time talent evaluators are Ernie Accorsi and John Dorsey. It's actually kind of funny neither had won a Superbowl as GM yet Ernie built the Giants 07+11; Superbowl rosters and Dorsey built the Chiefs 19,22,23 rosters. Those 2 are /myguy/ I'd love to meet either of them
>>152637852Dorsey had 3 players on the 2022/23 roster Kelce, Jones and Mahomes and veach was given the credit for Mahomes. Yeah Jones and Kelce are HoF talents and huge but that is disingenuous to say he built 22/23
>>152637843lmao the ai made his right arm look like a log of poopy XD
Who the hell is Mel Kiper anyway?
>>152637793Well usually their issue isn't they don't have the talent, it's that they just fumble at the end of the season and choke away a big game. This year though, it's just injuries that are going to catch up with them. They let a handful of solid defensive players go to make room for Purdy's contract, but made doubly sure to keep Warner and Bosa as the anchors of the defense, then lost both of them to season ending injuries. They drafted a seemingly promising defensive end in the first round, then lost him to a season ending injury. Their D line and secondary has been riddled with injuries and it just seems like it's a revolving door with guys coming in and out and back and forth.And as a result, they have the absolute worst pass rush in the league by a mile. They're dead last in sacks, and I think the 2nd to last team is 7 or 8 sacks ahead of them. Myles Garrett has about 4 or 5 more sacks than their entire team this season, and the niners have faced a boatload of bad teams with bad QBs.Rivers ate them alive because they didn't have any pass rush, everyone forgets that because they scored 48 tonight.
>>152637836Last I payed attention they had Collins and Dell as a top tier WR duo. Did he just die and never come back?
>>152637857Go watch the 2019 Superbowl and tell me Chris Jones didn't dominate that 4th quarter. Go watch 22+23 and tell me Mahomes-Kelce weren't the driving force. It doesn't matter the quantity of players it's about the quality. John Dorsey knows ball and he deserved at least an honorary ring for those owls
Why would you run zone defense on a team with a clear QB1?
>>152637863Oy vey
People still think broncos, bears and jags are "maybe good, not sure yet" tier. Broncos less so because of the owls in the mid/late 90s/2010s. And most of their games were like 16 - 13. Bears won a "most dangerous" award because of how clutch and never give up they are. What did the jags get in polls? Nothing. As a bears fan jags spook me out. That is a team I am not counting out, just cause they are the jags i guess people dont believe. Took him like 5 seasons to develope but Trevor is there.
>>152637863Coward!!!
>>152637820I hope they fall for the Jeremiyah Love memegood rn but he's not going to fix the chiefs run game
>>152637727I live on the coast but you should kill yourself for making boring shit posts
>>152637863>$25,000 for a memeHe probably didn't even understand the joke
Can someone PLEASE edit Jennings TD celly to add a (You) overlayed on top of the ball
>sb 54 was legit!Time to remind themhttps://youtu.be/CNcxmpN2Jg4
>>15263787222 isn't won without Bolton's scoop and score, Kadarius Toneys punt return, and a the highest snap count during the season by rookies on a Superbowl winning team 2023 a jones front defense dominated the game but everything surrounding him was Veach built on that defense from Karlaftia, Drue Tranquill, McDuffie etc. Dorsey played a massive part in KCs dynasty cause he was the GM behind the centerpieces of the offense and defense, but you don't get to the Superbowl and win it in 2022 and 2023 without the moves veach did. Frank Clark has the post season sack record and that was a Veach move that also massively benefitted the dynasty. Dorsey had to fuck Clark hunts daughter or some shit. Otherwise I don't get why he hasn't been GM elsewhere, even if he is a bit of a loose cannon.
>>152637852He pulled the worthless 0-31 browns into relevancy with his drafting which in and of itself was a miracle. Mayfield, Chubb, Ward. He hit constantly
>>152637905Even Austin Corbett turned into a decent player eventually with the Rams and Panthers. His 2018 Browns draft class was awesome but looking back he shouldn't have traded for OBJ that 100% destroyed the team and offensive chemistry. OBJ was so talented I saw him live in NY in 2016 but he was always a head case with the focus drops and getting into fights
>>152637896He was fined for talking about the refs not this lol
>>152637905Fucking Mayfield begind the scenes was the dumbest thing the brownies ever did. Xhubb got too many bone bruises and messed him up for life. Ward is still the man besides mylesFire stefanski NOW
>>152637878a QB1 will pick apart any defense. you have to scheme
Purdy is throwing 3 ints against the bears. If only they could get sacks. Next year filling the holes will be fun. Nasty secondary, caleb is the man (and actually stayed in the pocket last game) and got one hell of a rookie on the o-line. So many good rookies and the WRs/badass rookie TE will leave cap room. Even if bears are 1 and out in the playoffs I can't be mad. 3rd yr caleb is gonna violate bungholes
>>152637916>he shouldn't have traded for OBJ that 100% destroyed the team and offensive chemistryYeah he completely ass raped that teams mental. True definition of a locker room cancer. Cant blame him or making that swing though. That was the Browns best window maybe ever.
>>152637938We're gonna get so many rings bro
>>152637884the Jags definitely passed the Broncos test with flying colors, they looked like a clearly superior team. But I think the real test will be Houston. I think that defense is on another level as far as aggression goes. If the Jags smoke them and drop another 30 bomb I will say the Jaguars should be the favorite in the AFC. I'm also a Bears fan and my biggest fear in the playoffs isn't any team, it's the refs. It's absurd Dallas and the Giants can have over 1000 penalty yards against but the Bears have under 600. Refs just don't flag Bears opponents for anything.
>>152637954They're just following the script.
>>152637946I still remember either 2020 or 2021 Marcus Peters absolutely blanketing OBJ despite Mayfield clearly trying to force him the ball. Was so funny seeing this incredibly talented WR unable to make a contested catch. Peters bitched him out for 4 quarters
>>152637938The 49ers haven't punted since November I think I saw. That's going to be a tough game since our defense isn't the best at getting off the field on 3rd downs. I do think the Bears could win but they have to really control the clock and run the ball, which they certainly are capable of doing. The 49ers are pretty scary right now though NGL.
imagine if the jaguars still had travis hunter
>>152637598kay seems like the type that would demand anal on the first date
>>152637959it's just crazy how impactful officials are in the outcome of games. Saturday night the Packers weren't called for a single hold the entire game despite seeing Grady Jarrett winning battles and being grabbed and Gervon Dexter being grabbed nonstop. It was particularly egregious in the run game. I'm not sure how you're supposed to beat these playoff caliber teams when your penalty yards differential is close to -400. It's a near impossible task.
>throws 5 TDs to 4 different players on a defense the Seahawks put up 18 points against>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>2017 DaftHoly fuck that year was stacked. Myles GarrettMike WilliamsChristian McCaffreyPatrick MahomesT. J. WattBudda BakerDalvin CookAlvin KamaraCooper KuppAlex AnzaloneChris GodwinTrey HendricksonGeorge KittleMatt Milano
>>152637947Bears and caleb just doesn't scare. who stays up worrying about them? nobody>>152637979only virgins write stuff like this
>>152637974I think they got better when he went down and didn't have to try and juggle and find out where he's best. Also his injury is why they decided to get Jakobi at the trade deadline and their offense has been far better since they traded for him. I think they're better off that Hunter got hurt.Just like I think it's better for the Bears to have Rome down for a couple games. DJ Moore is a very productive receiver when you look his way and now Caleb and DJ have built that trust. It's going to make their pass game better.
>>152637990Austin Booker will give him a concussion
>>152637992>Mike Williams Na he was shit. Chargers should've learned from the Wions and Bucs mistakes. Never draft a WR named Mike Williams it never turns out well
>>152637992I was just looking at that. It was a really shit draft in some ways. Almost all of those good picks came later.My Titans had the n5 and n18 picks. There was NOBODY good picked around either of those picks. It was a shit year to have two first round picks if you weren't picking QB or first overall. Hmm who do we want, Solomon Thomas, Corey Davis, or Jamal Adams??
>>152638001>not if I have anything to say about it
>>152638011Did we ever find out who this guy was
>>152637946Ben can play with the clock. The packers game we lost was such an awkward timing. But we drove down to the 20, had 20 seconds left. Caleb blew his wad and kmet fucked up his route big time. If kmet stayed horizontalmwith allnthatbsoace instead of smashing himself against the back out of bounds area, that game woulda been won by a 2pt conversion. Ive been impressed with handling the clock this year. Johnson knows what's up
>a nerdy Millennial Jew has turned the Jaguars into contendersSay something nice about him.
>>152638011Lol
>>152637992>>152638005Chiefs obviously won the draft due to Mahomes but that Saints draft class was insane I remember being mad impressed. Lattimore, Ramcyzk, Marcus Williams, Trey Hendrickson, Alvin Kamara and Alex Anzalone were all animals. Mickey Loomis seems to have one great draft class a decade kek
>>152638020He's based and loves his grandma. Can't no respect him after watching the Jags "The Hunt" documentary
>>152638024Wasn't enough to win Brees another ring That team failed him with defenses that'd have gone 0-16 without him
>>152638020Thank you Sean McVay for taking this man under your wing
>>152638011The death grips singers brother. He just keeps showing up in weird places. 10/10 speech craft
>>152638033I had $200 pre season on a Saints Superbowl bet at 34/1 iirc and I watched the Marcus Williams missed tackle on Stefon Diggs right before I had to go to work lmfao was salty all day. The defence absolutely let them down but that game against the Vikings in the divisional was awesome. Such a great near comeback
>>152638033Brees entire career is almost criminal. His last real chance of winning a superbowl was the year he got Brady'd. That and getting pass interference jewed by the Rams in the 2019 NFCCG. Just pure terrorism.
Phil Simms really wasn't that bad, I've been watching some old games he commentated
>people still crying over the championship gameThe bum had overtime and turned into a waffle
>>152638045>Brady'dBlaine Gabbert could have been starting, Brees was completely washed and played like dogshit
>>152638066People are mad because it's just yet another example of the league office putting their fingers on the scale for the Rams to promote the NFL in Los Angeles. That blatantly false pass interference call against the Bengals is another example. Goodell has been playing favorites hard for almost a decade now and it's gotten on my fucking nerves.
I just took a MASSIVE spicy food shit with lots of pain and some blood but now I feel satisfied
>>152637967Yeah san fran is a scary team, i know I cant look at the negatives I saw tonight to mean much, but it was the gave up already colts with a 44 yr old qb who cant scramble. San fran gives up 5.4 yrds a carry, against swifty and Manga guy that will be 6/7 a carry. They won't know what to do with caleb if 1st downs are just quick 3 yarders. Everyone was saying packers was the superbowl team until the the last 3 games. I was way more worried about getting revenge in soldier field against the fudge packers. Bears arent a team that underestimates or gets comfy. Frisco has one hell of a game in front of them.
>>152638066Nope. Rams deserved to win that game. There was plenty of missed calls on the Rams and it still went to OT with Brees shitting the bed. They had their chances
>>152638045Terrorismed so hard it changed the rules of the game officially. Ill always consider Brees a top 5 despite no ring. Absolutely robbed
>>152638076>conspiracy to promote LA footballReally? You think in the ten years its worked out that well so far that they would keep doing it?
>>152638086Brees has a ring cazzie. 09 he should've won MVP, owl and owl MVP but he only got the last 2
>>152638086>Brees a top 5Sadly no. Hes a first ballet guy, but he didnt have the clutch gene, which puts him firmly outside the top 5
I have this crazy idea for an offense. It's a play called CATCH THE BALL
>>152638096*drops*How many steps do I need to take first?
>>152638083Ehatnisnfuckednismholdimg and face mask happens on every play. That is just ammo for refs to pick and choose. In 5 years this shit will be more AI and more office replays. They will be an NBA/MLB cheating scandal that rocks the league.
>>152637384I used to defend Trevor Lawrence. I still do but I used to too.
>>152638092You now remember that that was yet another Super Bowl that Peyton Manning gagged away.
>>152638083Everyone knows you get one beat after the clock hits zero to snap the ball.
>>152638092Well shit. This was when i didnt have tv or someone to watch with and fell out. Ive been embarrassing myself for years now saying breess has never won an owl. Fucking fucking nuts. He is now top 8
>>152638083stopping on the head is crazy wtf
>>152638106Both clots and aints startes 13-0 and even though Brees was better than Manning overall that season the clots getting to 14-0 secured Manning the MVP ill ALWAYS believe it was the win streak and nothing more that got Manning that MVP. Brees was better
>>152637384I've gotten into a few arguments with my dad about how left handed QB's just aren't it. Maybe lefty pitchers and hitters work in baseball, but lefty QB's, hard pass.
Brees is the GOATOwls wins are a team stat
>>152638112Brees broke the yardage record and didn't get MVPHe got snubbed endlessly
>>152638116Brees was so good man
>>152638113Steve Young is sharting all over your face right now
>>152638100Personally im still shocked at how they took away the chain gang for virtual measurement instead, still get it wrong even more now and nobody cares
>>152638116Well he's a tremendously better commentator than Homo, I'll give him that
>>152638116Statpadding manlet bumQB is the most important part of the team and he failed to lead.
Brees played in a dome and wracked up stats under Payton but he never put the fear in you the way Brady or Rodgers did
>>152638127Not his fault his defenses usually sucked
>>152638116He is one of my all time favorites but his peak was shorter than guys like Peyton, Brady, Rodgers etc so he gets moved down the all time mark. If he'd had a better roster maybe he'd be higher but at the same time the Saints weren't dogshit. If he'd played better in the mid 00s during his physical peak he'd have more rings. Mid to late 2010s his arm fell off noticeably
>>152638111Dj moore got cracked in the back onto the ground just 3 days ago, no flag. If the refs don't see it live, but lookup and see the reply 10btikes before snap.... nothing they can do. They are only human after all
>>152638130Dumb narrative. Brees was still awesome in road games during his peak. He just wasn't as good it wasn't a dime baby thing like people say. It's a lazy narrative
>>152638133You know its funny that Peyton Brady and Rodgers all played when the rest of their divisions were always outright dogshitThe Falcons and Panthers usually managed to fuck with the Saints constantly until the late 2010s
>>152638130That dome literally saved lives during Katrina so the Saints and their dome get a pass for me.
PeytonCalebBradyRodgesAllenRodgersCutlerBreesJacksonBurrow(Then mahomes ugh)
>>152638146Agree with Brady and Rodgers. I think the AFC South had some decent teams during the Peyton era>>152638151I remember when I went to New Orleans some people who lived there wouldn't even go back for Saints games because they were so traumatized by Katrina. I think most people have no idea how fucked what happened was for the people living there
>>152638146Cam Newton at his (short) peak was better than people remember. He was a blueprint for Allen types. Aka tanks whoncannrun but still thread the needle
take me back :/
>>152638158Katrina was my 9/11. I was 7 or so. They didn't mean to but bodies floating on live tv. Katrina fucked ppl up. Superdome was a huge deal. Brought money to a fallout zone. Bless the saints in that era
>>152638158>I remember when I went to New OrleansWe do too
>>152638171Yea man hearing people talk about it and how piss poor the federal response was sucked. I went 2017 which was 12 years after and like I said some locals were still stung out about it. Sad stuff. Apparently the entire Superdome reeked of shit because everyone evacuated there and spent days with no plumbing so the entire arena reeked of shit while only 100-200 people were evacuated at a time
>>152638163Someone post the webm of Cam being too scared to easily drop on his fumble costing the Panthers SB50. Von Miller ruined that man.
>>152638163Cams playstyle and that era of officiating was always going to cause him to have a short career. If he was immune to pain/injury he would have had a 1st ballot hof career.
>>152638184What else did the locals do to you...?
>>152638194If TJ Watt didnt destroy his shoulder he would have kept being goodHe was switching into more of a pocket passer but that hit ruined him
>>152638173>>152638200Yea we get it you're obsessed with me and have no empathy because you have Asperger's syndrome. I've heard the same for years. I can't relate to being a mindbroken mongrel
>>152638202>Gabriel>Total QBR>0.0Lol
>>152638184>2017Damn. Yeah i didnt live there or even visit but it is stuck in my head. Couldn't imagine the cleanup. Just shut and mud and bodies. Then 2011 japan happened and knew a japanese girl and freaked on her. She was like 900 miles away. Thatbwas my 2nd 9/11 and not even in my country, which i realized doesnt matter, the earth is round and we share it. Fukushima has like 20k deaths. Jesus christ. Not trying to not keep it football but damn. Hope by 2017 it was back to being a unique bustling city.
>>152638204People always say that but it wasn't that hit, it was another hit in 2016 and Watt just reinjured it.
Reminder that the kiwibitch was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>152638190He was seeing ghost. 2016 broncos defense is a top 5. 2018 bears was too, that damn double doink after icing him. Ill never recover
>>152638214Some people will never recover but New Orleans is still an awesome city >>152638221Really just proving the asperges syndrome allegations kek
>>152638208Kek talk shit get hit faggot fucked around and got his bussy tore open
Hello football frens is this general still toxic or comfy again? Lots of toxic generals lately.
>>152638230How did it feel to get raped by gangs of feral hooligans for saying the N word kek
Funny isn't it how bitchknees always ruins threads by taking off his trip and bringing up old shit to take away from the fact he was outted as a pedo jannyNobody has forgotten Mr Asperger's
>New Orleans is still an awesome cityThey really did a number on you didnt they?
>>152638225SB50 was wild. One for the ages, I had no idea what the fuck was going on the whole game
>>152638204Just watched it. Times like these I need my gf to watch with me, she is a PTA and had to learn every muscle and bone and how they interact. Didn't look so bad, but a full speed helmet near the open armpit fuugggg. I figured he got boinked on a scramble. No more head diving qbs after that. QBS have to open up and flex certain muscles to throw/inflexible important getting hit ones. Atleast he has ridiculousness now. Hope his accountant wasnt a thief like most
>no denial Obviously kek pedo always deflecting. You can change your trip to Mahomesknee, Stellarvoid or post anonymously but you got found out
>>152638236You live lochbuie Colorado. Live a little before you talk shit
>>152638251He has 9 kidsAnd he's not a good God fearing Christian boy like wife fucker Rivers His money's fucked either way lmao
>kiwibitch having himself a meltyTouched a soft spot, like those muggers did didn't I? Kek
It is uncomfortable to think about, but due to evolution and instincts, it is weirder to not be attracted to post pubescent girls than not. This is the number #1 best thing to say in a room full of dudes with their gfs lmao. Im.not telling on myself btw, im into senior citizen cock and vag
>>152638246Peyton was running in molasses, but he called an audible every play. Peyton manning is easily the best QB of all time. He could read a defense in 1 second
>talks shit>gets hit>cries about it on a mongolian basket weaving forum while he spreads his bussy open for randoms>spergs out whenever someone brings it upKek what a bitch dont make me post it, you know I will
>>152637662Kek there's no way this is real. If you actually could not convince your wife to root for your team, you really are a cuck whose wife is taking some other chuds dick this very moment
>>152638277>>152638296"not obsessed" and "not Asperger's" kekYou've always been obvious pedo