My property value went up again and I just dropped off Christmas gifts for the girls at the gatehouse. Anyway, go Patriots.
Anon is right, the NFCN is a festering cesspool of flyover subhuman fans who shit up /nfl/ and /sp/
unc making bear fans look healthy
Reminder:The definition of cinema:Lions beat VikingsPackers lose to RavensBears clinch NFC NorthLions beat Bears resting their startersPackers lose to nine griddying and memeing on them all the wayPackers eliminatedLions clinch playoffsWC roundLions face BearsLions winThen instantly lose to whoever they face next
>Dook Poopchute
DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf
Penis Jr.
Who do you think was the BWC Top who first bussybroke caleb?Someone he knew in high schoolOr do the zesty bucks take a while to come out of the closet?
6th seeded plastic Rams
>>152641514I hope browns fans chant this loudly to him while he sits suspended on the sidelines
The Giants are 5-27 since 2024 (Hue Jackson Browns level of ineptitude) yet there is a non-zero percent chance that Joe Schoen is not only not fired but also gets a contract extension despite being the most toxic GM in the NFL now that Trent Baalke is gone.
>>152641514COWARD!
Just get me to mettie jetties
>flyover methheads seething about my rammies yet avain
>>152641525That 6th Seed gets to play the plastic Eagles
>follow NFL through YouTube highlights on my TV >this has some ads but they're only once or sometimes twice per game and can be skipped almost right away>read all the comments about the videos being nothing but ads with NFL sprinkled in, think nothing of it>sat down to watch last week's games >not even 5 minutes in and I'm on unskippable as break #3This is unbearable
>>152641506>meanwhile in jew york>5-25 on the year with no foreseeable hope>commie mayor elected, taxes raisedpay the gib money and go shovel your driveway, Marty
Travis better sit his ass on christmas this will be a humiliation ritual :/
E-Girls are fraudulent
>"America's Team"
>>15264151>Name is not only retarded but also a girl's name kek
>>152641554That would be the Patriots
>>152641543skill issue
>Israel's team
The stats and Vegas odds prove your team is fraudulent.
>>152641505Blessed. My house just passed $900k in valuation lol I am so glad I bought before COVID. Housing is a much better investment than NFL tix.
>yeahhhhh here we gooooo.....>$60m per year>miss the playoffs
Dik Cumsock is a pro bowler againGaylen Squirts is not.
>>152641543It is. The only positive is going to the bathroom or grabbing another beer while not missing anything. But yes you're right and it's getting worse
>>152641561It's funny as boomer coworkers HATE Bill and Toom, but LOVE Vrabes and Drake.
>>152641505This post is unbearably white
>>152641570Vegas odds are fraudulent
>>152641543Goodell turned it into advertisement slop over a decade ago. Most fans drink while watching and don't care about commercials though, especially the ones that go to bars or host watch parties
>black quarterbacks
>this guy walks into the club, smacks your girlfriend's ass, and calls you by your government namewhat do?
Imagine blowing a 21 point lead against the 32nd ranked defense
The captcha is gay
>>152641490Is that Erock?
>>152641591Say he called me the n-word.
The QBs from this era of nu-nfl are SHIT.
>>152641591lose $45 million immediately
>>152641581>went to 5 superbowls and won 3 of them>has a single bad game>tom brady is washed!>went to 5 superbowls and won 3 of them>has a ton of bad games>p-patrick mahomes is GREAT he just needs a little help!Reminder to never trust established media even if it isn't politically related
>>152641584>Goodell turned it into advertisement slop over a decade ago.Bert Bell did that in 1958
still cant believe that this happened
>>152641621The ad breaks weren't nearly as bad as they are today. They bring up a 30 second ad on half the screen when someone calls a timeout
>>152641606What's worse is that Philip Rivers was going against top 10 defenses and right off the coach so it absolutely is a fair comparison
>>152641534Raanan said his seat is getting hotter
The Bears will BREAK the 9ers.
>>152641642Expected by whom?
>>152641642Brock Purdy has never one a game in which George Kittle didn't start.Take that as you will
>>152641642>expected vs expectedirrelevant nerdslop
>>152641649*WonDuh
>Two first round picks for a nigga without a kneekek
Mahomes failed his team, simple as
Then the Bears will BREAK Detoilet.
>>152641600Hoagie Boy is a life long Jets fan.
Apparently the Rams Seahawks game got more viewers than the owl did
Mahomes is on the same exact career path as Brady btw -- even down to tearing his ACL and missing the playoffs in year 7.
*comes from behind*
It's always a relieving feeling when your favorite team clinches a playoff spot. Still plenty of stress though if it's a tight division race/playing for the 1st seed. But it makes things a little easier.
What's his name again?
>>152641701Yes
>>152641693
>>152641722is that Stiggers?
>>152641508Packers might need a miracle to win their last two games with this many key injuries so this is plausible. Even though the Lions are shit, they still have one of the best offenses and Nine (who lit them up) isn’t playing Christmas. The Bears will probably be resting their starters week 18. Love is probably still out. Lamar might also be out though but it’s a must win game for their own playoff hopes. It could very well come down to the week 18 game with the Vikings… or the Lions vs. Bears backups if that comes later and their fate is still undecided. Ben might get that 2nd opportunity to beat Lafleur after all
hope my jetties kick the tires on rivers
>>152641743If the Bears beat the Niners then they're contending for the first seed
the steelers have been a thug culture since tomlin came aboard. And they love themselves some head case wide receivers. Embarassing franchise
>>152641765Facts
jennys robot period is late
50-1 payout on the colts making the playoffs. Rivers meme magic is about to make me rich
>>152641722Condiment Garden.
No one cares avapedo
>>152641777Famous last words.
>>152641777if the nfl knew what was good for themselves, they refball the colts to a super bowl
>>152641777c-checked
>>152641777Rivers meme magic is the opposition kicking a 65 yard game winner though
>>152641790You can’t argue with my lucky 777’s
>>152641667Coke Floats nigga
>jenn-ACK!
>>152641806Big ass card holder 556, Budday!
this upcoming 9ers game has a bears loss written all over it
>>152641834vikings are a cursed franchise
The colts are better off signing ryback as qb
>>152641834Hairline fracture?
>>1526418349ine bros...
>>152641816>Mexican niners fans hanging out with Mexican broncos fanSome autist is gonna HATE this webm
>>152641843Rivers looked like a top 8 QB yesterday (which says more about the pathetic current state of QB play), but the colts defense couldn’t stop a cold. Not his fault CMC auto gained a first down every time he got the ball.
>>152641758And if they don’t and the Seahawks win they’re out of contention. Resting starters assumes they’re no longer in contention for the 1 seed which is probable. The niners have a shit defense but the Bears nearly lost to a decimated Packers team playing a backup qb in a very important game
>>152641834Takes more than a hairline to stop 9.
Brock Purdy295 YDS / 5 TD / 1 INTQBgami!It's the 6,400th unique QB stat line in NFL history, and the 19th unique combination of the 2025 season.
>>152641834It's a stress fracture in one of your toes. It hurts like hell to walk on it for a couple of weeks
>>152641853Shanahan is a fucking retard for not resting him. Hegoing to get himself injured before their season is over if they keep this up
>>152641834Well packers guaranteed playoffs then. It's over Lionsbrothers.
>>152641879Think about the heckin RBgami!
>>152641875Rivers would have put him perfect stats against his own defense too
>>152641876Meant for>>152641849
>>152641876>walking on your handsCoach Primate?
I found an old Rivers highlighthttps://youtu.be/U6NlL_UH6N0
Guys, CFP is on!
>Chiefs sign Cristiano Ronaldo at QB
>>152641904No you walk around like a Flamingo and do whatever you can to not put pressure on the toe or foot
>>152641881Good. I don't want the front office rewarded for their hatchet job of an offseason.
>>152641921>not signing rybackThey deserve to miss the playoffs
>>152641777>50/1 payoutJesus, really? I don't think it's going to happen, but it's a relatively simple path.>Colts beat Jags>Texans lose to Chargers>Colts beat TexansIt's hard to see any of that happening, but 50/1 seems insane to not bet on.
Why does the NFCN love gay QBs?
Anyone else obsessed with enslaving brock purdy and making him wear girl outfits and suck your dick through a straw?
>>152641777Those digits
Niners will destroy the bearsfags and they'll go back into hibernation
>>152641956Goof loves titties. He wanted to fuck McVay’s (at the time) girlfriend, which landed him in the cold D.
>>152641971no?
>>152641926I would still rather see the Packers eliminated from the playoffs. It’s a very small chance but still a chance. It would be amazing if it was that tie that kept them out
>>152641849A hairline fracture is just a small crack in one of your bones.
A crack in this bussy
>>152641978That was internet satire
I can't believe the Kansas City Chiefs are moving to Kansas City.
>>152641977>niners defense let Rivers feast on themThe niners game plan going forward is going to be "score 40ppg and pray you win" because their defense is absolute garbage.
>>152642009>It’s real to me
>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>152641955t. satanjewbetting is ALWAYS wrong
>>152642010grim
>>152641978https://youtu.be/Ny4a-oxOndo?si=dmdZHEfpC3v7cPmJHe wasn't too happy about it.
JALEN HURTS FOR MVPNICK SIRIRRIRIRIRIRIANNI FOR COTYAJ BROWN FOR OPOYLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>152642029I have the feeling that hypothetically if Tomlin won the SB this year, and he immediately went 9-8 and one-and-done next year, Steelers fans would still want him fired.
>>152641971I'm pretty sure someone said this same thing about The Wop
>>152642045Steelers fans aren't that stupid, that sounds more like Eagles fans behavior
For me, its Laura Rutledge
>>152642045Yeah if he was good the people calling him bad now would look real foolish.
>>152642045Doesn't Tomlin only have like 4 playoff wins since their last owl? And one of those games was the Burfict / Pac-Man Jones game the Bungles gifted to them
>>152642064that's a manher voice is lower than Brady's and Olsen's
>>152641642Turdy in a dome is money it helps his little manlet hands a lot
>>152642045This is literally happening
>>152641910Mike hilton plays for the colts now too
>>152642070Brady and Olsen sound like dweebs so that's fineLove me a woman with a husky voice
>>152642066>You wanna know something? I AM good! I’ve seen those shitposts you’ve been writing and they SUCK!
>In the NFL, has there ever been a GM of a team that has failed to win their division 10 years in a row and still kept their job?Do the Colts female owners have the balls to pull the band aid off?
Broncos are putting 50 on the chiefs. It will be easy. Like heeming Warwick Davis
>>152642092And yet people want Steichen fired
>>152642106if people know ownership wont change, then yes, they want the others fired, even if they arent the problem
>>152641591Would be a nothing burger till he called me by my government name. That's just crossing the line
>>152642130Okay David Dee Davidson.
>>152642130Ok RonHow are your penis and prostate today
Making fun of my Cowboys is the same as making fun of Israel and Charlie Kirk (Rest in Power). Do NOT fuck with us.
>>152642151everything points to the jaguars being the best afc team and not one person gives a fuck or is paying attention kek
>>152642151So niners are real then.
Tomlin aint winning shit again kek
Honestly, did any Jags fans even think this guy would get them past .500 this season?
>>152642170I don't think anyone in the world even knew this guy's name until like 3 weeks ago.
>>152642151wow the teams that win have the easiest sos? It's almost like when you win against a team and they get a loss you statistically enforce your own ease of schedule!
>>152642180patriots have the easiest SoS in decades
>>152642170That's why he should get COY. Everyone laughed at his opening presser and now he's already far and away the best AFCS coach and probably top 5 in the league overall.
>>152642180Do you know how sos is calculated?
>>152642190Shanahan's COTY by a mile. No other team would be in the position to claim the 1 seed with their starting QB out for half the season, among the ridiculous amount of injuries they've already had.
Who's coach primate of the year?
>>152642100It's honestly a shame Mahomes won't be there to take his lumps. But we can watch Kelce cry while losing by 30+ again
>>152642190the jaguars will win zero awards. Cohen should win COY, and if Tlaw goes on a heater the last few weeks AND grabs the 1 seed, he wont win mvp
kelce led the league in pro bowl votes kek
>prob owl
merry christmas frens!
>>152641632True
>>152642233Every /nfl/ poster has a distinct face and voice when I read the posts
>>152641606mutt bros how you feeling? oh wait, all you kc bandwagon fags are long gone
>>152642244My voice is shockingly deep and sensual.
>>152641777Can you do bets like that on Fanduel or Draftkings?
>>152641834They're going to trade for Mac Jones next year right?
>>152642256Laura?
>>152642262Gambling is bad for you
>>152642256Yeah like chef from southpark. The finn is squeaky and short
>>152641777Checked.
>>152642279>hnggg peppermint roll!
>>152642276I’d give you a sample to play for your lady friend but she would either lose her panties or feel violated at how horny she got. It’s a curse.
>>152642290He’s like a perpetual 6 year old and we’re all just players in his play ground. It’s endearing.
>>152642151It really does just come down to strength of schedule every year, doesn't it.
>>152642294Got the same issue with my 'cep. Wore a tight fitting Polo shirt to work in may and productivity amongst HR sloots plummitted
I remember when lamar and the ravens choked to Rivers and the chorgers in the playoffs
>>152642332Thats because Lamar Jackson is a bitchass blasphemous trifling hoe nigger
>>152642290>>152642312I'm just happy I can get more miles out of my Rivers folder.>Somehow, Phillip Rivers has returned.
>>152642341this fool deserved so much better than the chargers
>>152642106Steichen has had a rough go. A new QB every year and having to scheme a defense with these scrubs that Ballard keeps drafting. Ballard got some grace early on because of the Andrew Luck retirement, but that's been 9 years now.
>>152642233
>>152642312
>>152641777Honestly, it's not that out of the realm of possibility. They only need to win their last 2 + Texans lose to Chargers. With the Jags already clinching the division, who knows how hard they will play next week.
9:30am too early to start drinking Nix bros?
>>152642032Sorry, most adults don't put too much stock into Jewish literature from a 3000 year old child sacrifice cult.
>>152642413Please god make it happen
>>152642388Not during Christmas break
>>152642388Alcohol is bad for you
>>152642388not a nix bro per se but i suggest you save your best game for later!
The rams are NOT ready for KIRKO BANGZ
Thoughts on Laura Rutledge?
>>152642012Bears struggled against injured frauds
>>152642244i dont know about faces and voices but some seem a bit tainted and rotten personalities, those ones are easily distinguishable but i pay them no attention
>>152642064>>152642470She looks like she has sad old lady tits
>>152642509Cringe postNothing wrong with some saggers
>he subvocalizes
What changes to you expect to see in the final two weeks?
>>152642213>>152642442Genuinely how are you not too retarded to solve the new captchas? Can't you tell no one enjoys your spamming?
>>152642202Morris
>>152642519Patriots win out and Chargers beat the Broncos, Patriots get the 1 seed.
>>152642519it's so funny seeing significantly better NFCW teams seeded below trash
Jaguars 49ers Superbowl
>>152642534Yea this is it
>>152642519i can see eagles, bills, niners and steelers losing :)
>>152642547Would be kino
>>152642547Eagles steelers. The oldest white boy defeats the niggles for the conclusion of the white boy summer season 1
I want the patriots or bills to win
>>15264251949ers will grab the 1 seedBills will get the 5 seed not the ChargersSomehow despite them shitting the bed for 2 months I'm not out on the Bucs I think they win out and grab the 4 seed
>>1526425191st seed pats2nd seed jags 3rd seed chargers4th seed Pitt5th seed broncos6th seed bills7th seed titans
>>1526425191 seed niners2 seed eagles3 seed lions4 seed Carolina5 seed Hawks6 seed rams7 seed bears
>>152642519>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM>THE AFC IS QB MOGGING AGAINNiggerFC is in shambles
NegroFraudConference
Kevin Wildes status?
>>152642618Kek fuck the NiggerFC
Why is this genny so sold on the Bills when they can't even win their own division? They aren't that good. My jaggies finna rip them apart in the WC.
>>152642642Our jaggies (secondary team for me) finna win da owl
>>152642612Switch lions bears
>>152642519Bears lose 2 but still win the division because GB goes 1-1.
the proposed kansas chiefs stadium is only 23 miles west of arrowheadwhy is everyone all aggro about it?
>>152642638Is that the dude that flipped out and lost his shit a couple weeks ago? That was hilarious, probably not for that ugly Jewish dude though.
>>152642492
>>152642666Yep. Bears are fucked
>>152642642
>>152642656The internet exists to shit talk and shit on everything and everyone you fucking retard.
dem boyz finna boutta win da owl next season
>>152642690i was talking about the governor and state senators but sure ok you keep doing you
>>152642656Missouri kwab
>>152642638>>152642659He doesn't take Patriots disrespect lightly.....
AFC division winner scenarios
>>152642642Because they have the best Quarterback in the NFL. Eventually those guys breakthrough and this seems like the year. I'd give them the best chance but it's not a given
NFC division winner scenarios
>>152642656I'm more upset about the stadium design
Who are the most Aryan QBs?>Tlaw>BonixThen who?
>>152642723eagles out, rams and seahawks and texans in
>>152642656Americucks pretend state lines mean anything
>>152642666He's going to eat the bears alive
Is James Cook better than his brother Dalvin?
>>152642638He's having a bad hair day
>>152642597Titans finna win 20 games in 2 weeks to have a high enough % to make the playoffs
Most likely to make da owl (according to ME)1. Jaguars2. Patriots3. Broncos4. Bills5. Steelers6. Chargers7. Texans1. Bears2. Seahawks3. 49ers4. Eagles5. Rams6. Packers7. Bucs/Panthers
>>152642751More like Bussie Smalldick
lmao bears fags are delusional
>the jets haven't had an offensive pro bowler in ten years
>>152642750I'm not sure what the stats say but Eye Test he absolutely is. The whole "don't give RBs a 2nd contract" narrative has always been dumb to me it's a case by case basis. Cook is well worth what Buffalo gave him
>>152642785kek that's fucking grim. I'm guessing their last one was either Brandon Marshall or Eric Decker in 2015 that season they had Fitz and went 10-6?
every team's most recent playoff appearance
>>152642775NFCN are all cancerous retards except the lions
>the state of kansas
bros.... i am starting to think that rodgers' wife isn't real
>>152642822>WE VOTED FOR THIS!!!
>>152642827He is 100% real.
>>152642785Friendly reminder that the Jets have only won the AFL East/AFC East 4 times in 66 years.The Colts have won the AFL/AFC East more than the Jets have.The Houston Oilers have won the division as much as the Jets have (4 times) and they haven't played in the division since 1969, 56 years ago. The Oilers haven't even existed as a team for 29 years.
>49ers last two games are at home>49ers could have home advantage throughout the playoffs>superbowl would be at homeTell me this is not destiny. They’re gonna chip without Bosa and Warner.
>>152642827She goes to a different school
Does gayleb have a beard or is he rawdogging it?
>>152642858
Why do the following teams employ such delectable fuckmeat at the starting quarterback position?>49ers>rams>bucs>seahawks>giants>broncos>jaguars>bills>chargers>patriots>vikings>bengals
>>152642860Bears are going to destroy the niners
>>152642244Based ToF poster
>>152642815panthers steelers packers texans too>falcons>>>jets
>>152642822how long would it take for the applebee's and chili's they open up next to the stadium to generate the $3B in tax revenue?
Caleb is a tortured homosexual like his idol Rodgers
>>152642860My (4th quarter) bears will are going to eat your ninnies little souls
>>152642889Rodgers is a top, gayleb is a zesty bottomThey are not the same
>>152642860can they get Bosa and Warner some of that China glue shit they invented to help them heal faster?
>>152642889Rodgers breaks bucks (and enjoys it), Caleb is a broken buck
Bears got exposed last week
>gay black QB>LITERALLY named gayLove WillyYums>plays on the BEARS>his schtick is winning by COMING FROM BEHINDOkay no seriously, who the fuck is writing this shit?
caleb gives up that bussyrodgers takes bussy
There are rumors that Rodgers and Williams are going to be training together this offseason. Can't imagine what kind of knowledge will be passed on.
>>152642935me
>>152642935are you saying bradley cooper is wrong and the nfl isn't pushing food but gay sex?
>chiefs terrorize the league for over half a decade>have ONE (1) losing season >lifelong fans of 5 years disappear into the void>tickets go for pennies>people are demanding Reid be fired>the team itself isn't even practicing anymore and they have a game on thursdayMost bitchmade team in the league and it's not even close
Gayleb is Jewish revenge karma on bearsfags because they slammed homophobic comments about rodgers for decades.
I just remembered that the Rams lost against the Panthers
>>152642955same thing happened with the shehawks, all the 12 disappeared the minute that team's window closed
>>152642870Caleb....
>>152642955I just think it's obvious that they're done. Mahomes won't be the same. Reid is like 1 year from retirement. Kelce is like 1 year from retirement. Next year is basically their last dance and I think they're going to be a decidedly mediocre 8-9 kind of team.
Uhhhhh wtf how did this happen? I heard for years from galaxy brain Amerimutts that Goffie was carried by McVay+Ben Johnson and wasn't any good??
crazy how so many of you are actual faggots and deserve to be painfully exterminated
>>152642786Cook is the smoothest runner in the league. I love watching him glide right into a hole.
>>152642978All empty stats
>>152642980it is a reddit tranny janny website