>>152644183
*drinks beer*
*still be's good at cricket*

whys it called the ECB and not the EWCB?

>>152644183
Alcohol is officially anti-/cric/

what else do you do in noosa apart from drugs alcohol and swimming at the beach? bit harsh desu.

Getting an Uber to the nets tomorrow

>>152644183
pic looks like some gay trip-hop band kek

>>152644205
rootin (probably (never been myself))

polite reminder aussies celebrate christmas in the height of summer

listening to a bit of Lush

imagine watching miracle on 34th st, home alone and all the other snowy christmas flicks as you melt in 42c heat
dire

english celebrate christmas with grey skies sitting inside their brown flats

sounds like sour grapes to me kek
summer chrissy comfy as fuck

come on lads it’s Christmas let’s not fall out x

this peewee is brown nosing hard today
fotf mate

just another thing for you to whinge about really m8

pretty sure i know what mumza got me for christmas
gonna have to act surprised hope im convincing

driving range looms

YFO

playing golf later
not sure what content to consume on the eve, seems like home alone 2 is inevitable

Bald bloke just walked past me and it made me burst out laughing kek

will /cric/ be going christmas light looking tonight?

actually mad how well fin worked on certain man
I was looking into it and it's only got like a 30% success rate

watched home alone 2 in the weekend with the niece and nephew
still holds up

please note the designated doom posting hour will be postponed untill boxing day to keep /cric/smas comfy
thankyou for your understanding

gonna watch Aguirre, the Wrath of God after lunch with the senpai. Just been on a medieval kick lately. dunno if it'll be any good.

>>152644229
Polite reminder that wh*te subhoomaans don't belong south of the equator

what's the most recent film that's considered a staple christmas watch? anything after Elf (03) and Polar Express (04)?

the christmas comfort movies this year are GREMLINS followed by LEATHAL WEAPON

Any Christmas "movie" (read: film) not concerning Advent is rubbish.

Christmas day backyard cricket is peak. Bongoids could never

>>152644369
Love actually

you can actually watch any movie you want on christmas, idk about in england you might get a fine.

I did enjoy opening up advent calendar choccies as a kid, haven't done that in a while. Think the "adult" ones are a bit silly though

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the thinking man's Christmas film

>>152644407
>mumberg got me some new covers to put out for christmas day backyard cricket yay

It was a shit looking beach. Sorry that pointing that out hurt your feelings so much, fucking hell

I always found the muppets creepy and off putting if I'm honest

>>152644425
did it with a case of beer one year was kinda fun

>>152644369
polar express is a strange movie
would not consider it xmas kino
smells of (symbolism) but I cant put my finger on it

>>152644369
The grinch 2018 and Klaus.

At least with the kids

>>152644409
>2003
not a christmas film either. it's a romance that happens to take place around christmas. it's die hard for chicks.

Noticing on convict survivor they
>vote out the fit girls as soon as possible
>keep the fatties
>vote out the ethnics who play with honesty and are loyal
>allow the illegal squatters of aboriginal land foreginer wh*te subhumans to advance by rigging and backstabbing each other

>>152644369
Elf is the last one and it's not that good desu

>>152644369
Dog Soldiers

hallmark xmas movies are peak

Thinking we should make a distinction between Christmas films and Christmas season films.

>movies
foy

peak what

Might watch A Christmas Carol (1951), then The Muppets Christmas Carol, then The Muppets Treasure Island, then Treasure Island (1972)

>>152644445
outwit outplay outlast

>>152644476
films are what I shoot with your mother
movies are what we watch afterwards

>>152644369
Why do people glaze Elf so much? I watched it for the first time last week and didn't get the hype. It's mid af, and I love Will Ferrell.

>millennial talking like a zoomer

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Girls on film (Two minutes later)
Girls on film
Girls on film (Got your picture)
Girls on film

Muppets Christmas carol and nightmare before Christmas

What's the next big Test series after Ashes?

>>152644521
2027 Ashes

>>152644369
Fatman (2020)

>>152644557
starring sebbo as the lead?

Want a fucking bullet to the head, hate this fucking time of year. Can’t drink, can’t do drugs to escape from it either

I'm dreaming of a black (welsh) christmas

>>152644521
there is some tier 2 stuff coming up (Eng vs NZ and Pak and WI vs SL) in June-August. not much until next summer though.

>>152644244
a comfy 15 tomorrow :)

>>152644326
Before fin I was balding on both sides of my hairline just like Starc and fin stopped the balding, but only on one side. So now my hairline is still completely intact on one side and norwood 3 on the other. Kinda funny / ridiculous.

didn't ask

what are you blokes finna do tonight with no bbl?

>>152644603
>Can’t drink, can’t do drugs to escape from it either

Why not?

>>152644665
prob watch a streamer or some youtube

>>152644670
Had a heart attack two months ago due to extreme amphetamine abuse and drinking

>>152644612
Nice, more chances for England to disappoint. Thanks anon

>>152644685
The full schedule until August is

May.......IRE vs NZ.....1 (tests)
June......ENG vs NZ.....3
June......IND vs AFG....1
June......WI vs SL......2
June......ZIM vs BAN....2
July......WI vs PAK.....2
August....IRE vs AFG....1
August....ENG vs PAK....3
August....AUS vs BAN....2
Honestly the ones I'll find most interesting are probably NZ in Ireland and Pakistan in England.

>test "cricket"

>>152644730
zim v bangas could be comfy
same with windies and sl

>>152644684
Ah, well fuck. Not even sure what to say / recommend t b h.

Always wondered though, how painful is a heart attack, what does it feel like?

>>152644684
puchred junky

you might mean putrid lad

the coming lunch: sesame bagel with scrambled eggs and chorizo

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the lunch

>>152644786
>not showing us the zas

In less than 48hrs time England will be back on a cricket field embarrassing the nation once again.

>>152644797
that is the pizza, it's from dominos so it's made of cardboard

>>152644797
>zas
its clearly a single za and 2 serves of wings

>>152644797
three hawaiian

me and my mum and my dad are getting DOOONNIMOOSSS

i've got a chorizo in the fridge i need to use might put it in an omelette

>eating dominos

>>152644842
its the only za i like t.b.h.

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watching my figure

>>152644917
lgm

>>152644829
based matt mccusker

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSGrAiak0W9/

balls: trimmed
shaft: shaved
beer: cold
cricket: nowhere to be found
christmas: eve

the best thing about christmas is theres always cricket on the next day

>>152645139
Yes, the France vs Slovakia Twenty20 match.

>>152645139
for 2, maybe even 3 days if we're lucky

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Veteran Australian spinner Nathan Lyon has been abandoned this Christmas by his own hamstring. The hamstring went out for a packet of ciggies and just never came home. Nathan lies in bed crying all day because of this.

>>152645194
England by an innings and 150 runs?

>>152645194
praying for a 4 dayer personally as i am working on day 5

we're surely not losing to a peem without cummins and lyon haha