>>152644183
*drinks beer*
*still be's good at cricket*

whys it called the ECB and not the EWCB?

>>152644183
Alcohol is officially anti-/cric/

what else do you do in noosa apart from drugs alcohol and swimming at the beach? bit harsh desu.

Getting an Uber to the nets tomorrow

>>152644183
pic looks like some gay trip-hop band kek

>>152644205
rootin (probably (never been myself))

polite reminder aussies celebrate christmas in the height of summer

listening to a bit of Lush

imagine watching miracle on 34th st, home alone and all the other snowy christmas flicks as you melt in 42c heat
dire

english celebrate christmas with grey skies sitting inside their brown flats

sounds like sour grapes to me kek
summer chrissy comfy as fuck

come on lads it’s Christmas let’s not fall out x

this peewee is brown nosing hard today
fotf mate

just another thing for you to whinge about really m8

pretty sure i know what mumza got me for christmas
gonna have to act surprised hope im convincing

driving range looms

YFO

playing golf later
not sure what content to consume on the eve, seems like home alone 2 is inevitable

Bald bloke just walked past me and it made me burst out laughing kek

will /cric/ be going christmas light looking tonight?

actually mad how well fin worked on certain man
I was looking into it and it's only got like a 30% success rate

watched home alone 2 in the weekend with the niece and nephew
still holds up

please note the designated doom posting hour will be postponed untill boxing day to keep /cric/smas comfy
thankyou for your understanding

gonna watch Aguirre, the Wrath of God after lunch with the senpai. Just been on a medieval kick lately. dunno if it'll be any good.

>>152644229
Polite reminder that wh*te subhoomaans don't belong south of the equator

what's the most recent film that's considered a staple christmas watch? anything after Elf (03) and Polar Express (04)?

the christmas comfort movies this year are GREMLINS followed by LEATHAL WEAPON

Any Christmas "movie" (read: film) not concerning Advent is rubbish.

Christmas day backyard cricket is peak. Bongoids could never

>>152644369
Love actually

you can actually watch any movie you want on christmas, idk about in england you might get a fine.

I did enjoy opening up advent calendar choccies as a kid, haven't done that in a while. Think the "adult" ones are a bit silly though

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the thinking man's Christmas film

>>152644407
>mumberg got me some new covers to put out for christmas day backyard cricket yay

It was a shit looking beach. Sorry that pointing that out hurt your feelings so much, fucking hell

I always found the muppets creepy and off putting if I'm honest

>>152644425
did it with a case of beer one year was kinda fun

>>152644369
polar express is a strange movie
would not consider it xmas kino
smells of (symbolism) but I cant put my finger on it

>>152644369
The grinch 2018 and Klaus.

At least with the kids

>>152644409
>2003
not a christmas film either. it's a romance that happens to take place around christmas. it's die hard for chicks.

Noticing on convict survivor they
>vote out the fit girls as soon as possible
>keep the fatties
>vote out the ethnics who play with honesty and are loyal
>allow the illegal squatters of aboriginal land foreginer wh*te subhumans to advance by rigging and backstabbing each other

>>152644369
Elf is the last one and it's not that good desu

>>152644369
Dog Soldiers

hallmark xmas movies are peak

Thinking we should make a distinction between Christmas films and Christmas season films.

>movies
foy

peak what

Might watch A Christmas Carol (1951), then The Muppets Christmas Carol, then The Muppets Treasure Island, then Treasure Island (1972)

>>152644445
outwit outplay outlast

>>152644476
films are what I shoot with your mother
movies are what we watch afterwards

>>152644369
Why do people glaze Elf so much? I watched it for the first time last week and didn't get the hype. It's mid af, and I love Will Ferrell.

>millennial talking like a zoomer

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Girls on film (Two minutes later)
Girls on film
Girls on film (Got your picture)
Girls on film

Muppets Christmas carol and nightmare before Christmas

What's the next big Test series after Ashes?

>>152644521
2027 Ashes

>>152644369
Fatman (2020)

>>152644557
starring sebbo as the lead?

Want a fucking bullet to the head, hate this fucking time of year. Can’t drink, can’t do drugs to escape from it either

I'm dreaming of a black (welsh) christmas

>>152644521
there is some tier 2 stuff coming up (Eng vs NZ and Pak and WI vs SL) in June-August. not much until next summer though.

>>152644244
a comfy 15 tomorrow :)

>>152644326
Before fin I was balding on both sides of my hairline just like Starc and fin stopped the balding, but only on one side. So now my hairline is still completely intact on one side and norwood 3 on the other. Kinda funny / ridiculous.

didn't ask

what are you blokes finna do tonight with no bbl?

>>152644603
>Can’t drink, can’t do drugs to escape from it either

Why not?

>>152644665
prob watch a streamer or some youtube

>>152644670
Had a heart attack two months ago due to extreme amphetamine abuse and drinking

>>152644612
Nice, more chances for England to disappoint. Thanks anon

>>152644685
The full schedule until August is

May.......IRE vs NZ.....1 (tests)
June......ENG vs NZ.....3
June......IND vs AFG....1
June......WI vs SL......2
June......ZIM vs BAN....2
July......WI vs PAK.....2
August....IRE vs AFG....1
August....ENG vs PAK....3
August....AUS vs BAN....2
Honestly the ones I'll find most interesting are probably NZ in Ireland and Pakistan in England.

>test "cricket"

>>152644730
zim v bangas could be comfy
same with windies and sl

>>152644684
Ah, well fuck. Not even sure what to say / recommend t b h.

Always wondered though, how painful is a heart attack, what does it feel like?

>>152644684
puchred junky

you might mean putrid lad

the coming lunch: sesame bagel with scrambled eggs and chorizo

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the lunch

>>152644786
>not showing us the zas

In less than 48hrs time England will be back on a cricket field embarrassing the nation once again.

>>152644797
that is the pizza, it's from dominos so it's made of cardboard

>>152644797
>zas
its clearly a single za and 2 serves of wings

>>152644797
three hawaiian

me and my mum and my dad are getting DOOONNIMOOSSS

i've got a chorizo in the fridge i need to use might put it in an omelette

>eating dominos

>>152644842
its the only za i like t.b.h.

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watching my figure

>>152644917
lgm

>>152644829
based matt mccusker

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSGrAiak0W9/

balls: trimmed
shaft: shaved
beer: cold
cricket: nowhere to be found
christmas: eve

the best thing about christmas is theres always cricket on the next day

>>152645139
Yes, the France vs Slovakia Twenty20 match.

>>152645139
for 2, maybe even 3 days if we're lucky

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Veteran Australian spinner Nathan Lyon has been abandoned this Christmas by his own hamstring. The hamstring went out for a packet of ciggies and just never came home. Nathan lies in bed crying all day because of this.

>>152645194
England by an innings and 150 runs?

>>152645194
praying for a 4 dayer personally as i am working on day 5

we're surely not losing to a peem without cummins and lyon haha

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which one is better, never played the ps2 cricket games just shane warne 99 on ps1

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>The Ashes is decid-ACK

>>152644603
Based English cricketer

EA is reddit
but so is the 07 series. left one out of those grire choices I guess but we're a BLC05 general

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>I want to kill as many as possible.
>We start with the Jews and if there any Christians caught in the act, that is a bonus
Time has come to make preparations to leave this increasingly pooslime infested c*tholICK shithole

>>152645220
so they're going have:
- worse spin bowling options
- a better captain

I think you're still in trouble

we're trailing 2-1 in the bashes so need to win the next 2. wonder if they can do it

Some of my kin have already done so i think it's time to join them in escaoing these shithole

>>152645292
was a bit of banter about us having already lost to them without those 2 this series mate
but also
>better captain
nah this is just a meme because people don't like his politics. he's probably their best captain since waugh

>>152645232
both pretty shit if we're being honest

excellent news. please fuck off for good (respectfully) :D

>>152645325
are you talking to me?

Cumshyte is a punter tier doghsit on field tactical captain. Not surprised an eng shitter thinks he's a genius though. Actual good convict captains
>tubbs
>waugh
Going by the first two tests i'll say the fraud steve shyte is above cumshyte as an on field captain

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>>152645320
yeah but so was 99 really, it was awesome at the time though. whats the best option on the ps2 though la. also learnt of these ps2 india exclusives the second one released in 2012 lol.

>whats the best option on the ps2 though
Lara 2005

fuck you mate thats ricky ponting 05 to you

>>152645312
I agree with Cummins' politics and I think he's a mediocre captain tactically.
Smith is unironically >our best captain tactically this century (yes, better than "give the ball to Warne/McGrath and sit back" Waugh or Ponting)

>tubbs
fucking cringe. you're not and never have been in the team nor met him you parasocial freak

>best captain since waugh
you can't just make shit up
well you can, but i would advise against making shit up about cricket when you're literally posting in a cricket general, people will call you out on it

Smith > Waugh > Clarke > Ponting > Cummins > Paine

>>152645348
first 3 line are a waste of space because I clearly said 'since waugh' and didn't even say cummins was that good
>>152645382
t. ponting fan

>>152645382
In terms of match win/loss rate he is.

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>in terms of

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ploughpersons lunch today

>>152645393
Waugh obviously had a stacked team and was a cunt you loved to hate but he was ahead of his time in how his team played cricket. I agree with that order except i'd probably put waugh > sandpaper cheat and punter below cumshyte (tactically speaking)

Crazy how they brought in Paine after the cheating scandal to be the new face of integrity but he turned out to be the biggest cheating flop of all

>>152645405
this is bait and I will not be falling for it.

>punter
fucking hell this patel genuinely thinks he knows all these so called ''''''convict'''''' blokes lmao

>>152644730
Not even 20 test matches for the year
Real grim this

>>152644808
Gone gottem

>>152645429
I wouldn't argue too hard against that.
Cummins seems to be very stubborn about sticking to plans created before play, even if they clearly aren't working or other plans suddenly become viable. He eventually adapts, but is a lot slower to do so than guys like Smith, Clarke, or even Ponting, I'd argue.

>>152645396
Clarke > cumshyte tactically he won in the Final Frontier in 04. Awful social skills though.

I don't think englel have ever had a tactically good test captain but if ranked alongside convicts i'll go

Tubbs > Waugh > sandpaper cheat > clarke > India's brave Nas > Vaughan > Cumshyte > Strauss > Ginger Baker's lovechild > punter > T-Pain > Cook > poot

ponting was pretty dire
literally aaahhhh save me shane: the captain

Warne only glazed Mark Taylor so much because Taylor was the only captain he played under that constantly pumped up his ego as much as he desired
Elite man-management but doesn't necessarily make him a great tactical captain

>>152645464
That's the way i see it too. He's like an asian kid that plays piano by only reading classical sheet music note for note but can't improvise/jam or songwrite. He's choked 2 series in englel and lost at da gabba to India C

That said i think englel captains generally make T-Pain look like a genius

>>152645507
I loved how ruthless he was, but he did get exposed a bit when McGrath and Warne retired. Captaincy is pretty easy when you have those weapons at your disposal.

Vaughan is interesting to revise. Before i would have rated him higher but looking back he's living off the 2005 2-1 where the only test victories where the ones McChucker didn't play and thry barely got over the line. If he didn't have that on his resume he'd be ranked poot tier

>>152644244
meant dire hard iykwim haha

>>152645422
phwoar

>>152645422
That cheese better have the EU PDO sticker.

>>152645486
Stokes is probably the worst tactical captain of the century for either team besides Root and maybe Paine
The fact that normgroids in England don't see that must be infuriating to actual England fans

>getting filtered
bazball is post-tactics cricket

India test captain rankings is pretty easy imo

Ganguly > Kohli > Dhoni > Rahane > Dravid = Kumble >>>>>>> Gill/Pant (can't believe these are the future brains trust)

If I was the English captain I would just tell the bowlmen to bowl at the stumps.

>>152645598
dont know what that means but it was made in australia so dont give a fuck about gay eu regulations

>>152645622
The comedy element of vibesball puts him above the utter horror that was the cook/poot era. Ireland's brave Eoin Morgan could've made a good test captain, India's brave Nas showed that eng shitters need a foreigner as captain

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>>152645640
>t.

>>152645776
personally i'd just aim at her stumps iykwim haha

nonce

fed

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>already over halfway through the ashes
been looking forward to this for 2 years and its already nearly over

>thr virgin 10 pound pom vs the chad convict
it was over before it begain
lol lmao even

The gangstalkers are targeting me more than ever at this time of the year

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no hat, no play

>>152645963
no we arent

>>152646021
>playing golf with a tennis ball

>>152646021
what's with the ball colour mate
not on

>>152646045
it's just not cricket iykwim haha

>>152646021
no coloureds on the golf course

>>152646095
>golf isnt cricket
thanks mate very astute

>>152646110
meant very mazda ute iykwim haha

>>152645422
Ok that's my NY Resolution sorted, have more cheeseboard lunches in 2026.