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happy holidays

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and what the fuck did that achieve?

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the streets
Not a creature was stirring, not even the spastic NEETS;
The pooey undies were hung by the computer with care,
In hopes that footy soon would be there;

The spastics were nestled all snug in their thread,
While visions of prozzies danced in their heads;
And the umpire watching out posts, and I with my almost football legends footy show VHS tape,
Had just settled down for a long summers break,

When out in the thread there arose such chatter,
I reflected on 2025, our poomunity in a tatter.
Away to the PC I flew in a flash,
A flag to the Lions while Neale slayed his missos friends gash.

With a poomunity so spastic it makes you sob,
Until you're reminded of cartcunts $800 payment for a covered blowjob,
When, what to my wondering eyes should be rendered,
But a quote reply, with Nick Daicos aggressively defended,

With posts so aggressive and his replies so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a new piesperg 'mick.
More limp than eagles in two thousand and ten,
And he posted, and quoted, and replied again;

"You, DUMB. FUCKING. SPASTICS and NEETS!
You, VIRGINS! You RETARDS! You, CHUDS and FAGGOT PAJEETS!
To getting (You)s, and To bumping the thread!
Now post all-day! post all-day! post all-day! (Who) Fred (?)"

Merry Christmas /afl/

watching independence day getting primed for the 3I-atlast thingo

whatever happened to piesperg

Mods will never tear us apart

Merry Christmas to RC, Sofia, Nikolai, Matthew, Emily and the twins

the cfmeu shut the last thread down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObCHKjj_E6I

>A man has been charged as part of Operation Dalewood - launched in response to the Bondi terror attack - after he allegedly made anti-Semitic posts online.

who was this

was trying to watch the thing (1982, dir. john carpenter) after i pirated it but the dialogue was basically silent on my copy. not sure why, but now i'm downloading a different one.

cool thing glowie i'm watching my blu-ray copy

i have a bluray copy but wanted to watch it on me pc rather than the telly.
>glowie
unnecessary insult champ.

piss off cunt

The original frosty the snowman song makes me bawl my eyes out

evening lads
if you're done for the night I wish you a very merry christmas

lol

also Merry Christmas

i dont like this time of year

youse are a bunch of fucking spastics

racist dogs didn't even do a welcome to country before the aami carols

wonder if anybody in australia is spending christmas eve alone tonight, truly sad if so

nothing wrong with being alone on christmas eve
being alone on xmas is grim

Feliz Navidad
Prospero agno i felicidad

>>152648691
posting this on your phone or computer whilst being around people is a worse look

>>152648703
>spanish christmas songs
Woke

in love with the girl from stranger things

>>152648456
crisp

>>152648535
iggsboomer.

y'all niggas best be watchin HOUSE Md on 7Flix

fuck up cunt
every fucking day you talk about some fta slop and you are the only one who watches it

>>152648740
I'm watching a slug crawl across the edge of a straight razor.

>>152648744
but house as well??

>>152648742
he's a cop who is subtly warning people about piracy

>heh, youll never hear me doing that woke welcome to country shit
>bazza lunch is ready luv!!
>Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen

my new years resoloution is to post more about my fta viewing because this onery dickhead thinks only 1 poster watches fta here. like tradies, homosexual collingwood supporters and chink drivers we are plentiful and are a powerful voting bloc that demand to be heard and represented..

>>152648755
no. carols.

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brother merry christmas
brother merry christmas

I don't want a lot for /alf/smas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the blowies
Or that fat fuck wog RC
I just want /alf/ for my own
Make my new 'mick ever known
Undies stained with poo
All I want for /alf/smas is (You)'s

I don't want a lot for /alf/smas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about Nic Daicos
I just want to make you seethe
Micksperg copes, she needs to dilate
Neale’s fucks his side piece all day
Booper Scoops won't make me happy
Blocking me on /alf/smas Day

I just want /alf/ for my own
Make my new 'mick ever known
Undies stained with poo
All I want for /alf/smas is (You)'s

Oh, I won't ask for much this /alf/smas
I won't even ask Turkbro
And I'll just sit here masturbating
Blooser tears? OH NO NO NO
I won't laugh on /nrl/eddit
Poo on /hoc/ or dab on /cric/
I won't even stay awake to
Look for Glen Waverley dicks

'cause I just love /alf/ here tonight
Laugh as wogs seethe at their plight
What more can I do?
/alf/ies, all I want for /alf/smas if (You)'s

All the Norfies freezing froggies everywhere
And the sound of Peemons choking fills the air
The spastic NEETs are singing
Hands on their cocks, they’re wringing
Mods, won’t you bring the one thing we really need?
Sticky the Grand Final thread on /sp/

Oh, I don’t want a lot for /alf/smas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see the stand rule
Thrown, like Dillon, out that door
Oh, I like seeing Crow cunts owned
Rev up 5AA for cope
Undies filled with poo
OH /ALF/IES ALL I WANT FOR /ALF/SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

IS (YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU)’S

>carol watchin anons
who are the hot chicks performing

>>152648783
fuck knows. its carols; mostly kids and tv poosanalities. dont be a nonce or a weird cunt.

I'm a doctor. My diagnosis is: /afl/ is deficient in heterosexuality

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roughly 28,000,000 people in Australia according to the internet. that means 28,000,000 afl fans, and shit posters flood the internet each day. Australia is the superpower no one talks about.

>>152648777
>norfies mentioned
Crisp

Anyone spending the day alone tomorrow?

>>152648852
>Anyone spending the day alone tomorrow?
No, because you're here

>>152648799
we need more tradies to offset all the weak poofs in here. like when jeets got online, when tradies learn how to internet, we'll be more diverse and tolerant of intolerance. bullying will make a comeback and /alf/ will shine once more.

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>>152648852
most of it. could be worse, could be spending it with the collingwood cheer squad at their christmas party

Gonna be a chill one

finna die hard

>>152648783
Well i just seen a hot chick on the carols, dont know who she was but she was really hot

>heh, youll never hear me doing that woke welcome to country shit
>bazza lunch is ready luv!!
>Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen

Come to the water
You, who are thirsty
Though you have nothing
I bid you come
And be filled with the goodness
I have to offer
Come, listen, live

didnt realise we have to listen to a prayer before a footy match starts

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Lovely

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Very nice

>heh you will never catch me giving up my freedom
>covid happens
>ok i will stay at home if you tell me to

everything will be fixed when im together with her

tomorrow there will be cringe cunts in here posting merry hecking christmas alf

>choir
>all dose yellows and browns
faark

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>>152648949
not me
its happy time or nothing

watching the darts

Saw a tranny just now, second one in a matter of weeks, had a head scarf on and heels trying to walk down the main road. So surreal.

fuck you, fuck footy, fuck australia, fuck tradies, fuck crackling and fuck christmas

Shapes are way better than chips in my humble

>>152648977
Thoughts on tinsel wrapped around the bullbar?

>>152648977
most normal "australian" immigrant

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>Christmas Eve

>>152648949
Wasn't going to, but I am going to now. technically what you posted was hate speech. so i'll reply with some of my own.
piss off to some shitty muzzie or kike country you cocksmoking nigga.

this general is my toilet

whad yas get the hsgfs

whad we watchin on tv nao cunce

Lads, he's coming...
https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map

i wan't the smartest lad but, waiting on the stairs, seeing parents place the presents near the tree kinda had me think yea satan isn't real

>>152649036
a Tranny xmas on 9Go. fucken LOL

wonder if all the straff sisters will be at straffmas tomorrow

>>152649084
Imagine the smell

>>152648949
You'll come round.

>>152649080
MFW
>>152649030

As you know, Asians are know for their great sense of humor and enormous genitalia and respect for non Asians and for being polite

merry christmas ya filthy animals

>>152649244
merry christmas to you too mate
and to my fellow /alf/rens

Christ our saviour is born

Brothers
Sisters
From Bundirra

cunt up spastic

>>152648777
Based

>>152649084
surely they are all wifed up and got an army of kids running around that uncle jarryd can play with and make happy memories with

brothers merry Christmas

>>152648777
sang this to the instrumental