First for jags
If Herbert scores over 21 points against the Toxins, he’s going to the Super Bowl
>>152649945Jags scored the most points against the Texans this year, also smoked the chargers a few weeks ago
Burrs
>>152649951Herbert is ready to snatch his chain back
>>152649945You have to win playoff games to get to the owl
>>152649968He coming to rape your ass
>>152649963Been waiting a few years for that
CMC will be the only RB in history to have two 1000/1000 seasons the white man marches on
>yfw the Jags win the superb owl
>>152649997
>>152649988I thought he was finished after his double boneitis last year, but he keeps on marching
>>152649972I would welcome that
>>152649956
will he be in attendance
>our business closes at noon today>boss set up a meeting at 3PMya, i'm going to pretend i didn't see that email
>>152649972*throws 4 picks*
>>152649951and lost KEK
>>152649936Our Lord!
>>152650027Why are you even going in today? Have some dignity
Not rooting for Jags, Lions, or Panthers.If any cat team deserves to win the SB first, its the Bengals.
>>152650016As a jaguars fan for about 15 years now can I just say the last time we got our dick sucked was the year of Bortles and AFC championship so id like a little dick sucking if thats okay with you
>>152650027Everyone I know just said fuck it and wasn't coming in to work today. So I did the same. Should I call or texts any of my friends& family today?
>>152650045nah
If the Bears beat the niners this weekend then the niners will still have the 2 seed over 5/6 to play for in week 18 right?
>>152650027Liar. I'm sure Checkers doesn't close that early even on Christmas eve
>>152650053I don't understand why you are organization is so shit. the giants were such a powerhouse in the tom coughlin days
>>152650001i dont like this. I LOVE IT!t. iggles fan
>>152650052>if the bears beat the niners When not if, fuck the niners
>>152650053RIP
>>152650057Terrible hires.
>>152650036i work from home like a normal person.
>>152650053It's funny to think that even with how utterly embarrassingly shit the Giants are, they don't hold a candle to how truly atrocious the Jets are as a franchise. It's not even close.People don't even treat the Jets like a real team that exists. They're that devoid of promise and functionality.
His last home game
>>152650057Ownership
>>152650077He can now go home and get pegged daily by taytay
>>152650052Don't worry they won't >>152650061Caleb finna be getting his bussy blown out pre game just like you
uncle tomlin
>>152650077kwab
>>152650086coward
i'm so full frens i'm gonna burst, christmas dining is kicking my ass
>>152650086annnnnnnd there it is
>>152650112This nigga eating reindeer
>>152650061I mean yea, but I have to pretend the niners have a chance otherwise some nerds will get their panties in a twist.
>>152650118you would love it fren
N9ne make ya seethe?
>>152650123I'm just kidding, I used to hunt when I lived in the upper midwest
>>152650141Goofy ass soft ass nigga
>>152650141Jonathan James McCarthy, professional Yoga Instructor
Teams who goin' deep: Eagles, Rams, Jaguars, PatriotsTeams that are getting bumped before the conference championship to the shock of a bunch of casuals that don't know ball: Seahawks, Bills, BroncosTeams that everyone knows is gettin' bumped: Bears, Chargers, 49ersCome on dawg, you ain't serious: Texans, Steelers, Packers, Panthers
>>152650141Uh, no?
>Bo Nix and the Broncos, take on travis kelce and the chiefs.>travis kelce and the chiefs>travis kelcekwab
>>152650172When was the last time the Eagles beat a real team
Bros is DEN@KC literally free money?
>>152650179Someone needs to AI this up so he's shidding and farding while rocking back and forth.
>>152650189AnyGivenSunday
>>152650189Unironically yes. I doubt you can get any good action on just straight game outcome. Nobody is going to bet on the Chiefs without super steep odds. You're better off taking something a bit less obvious like number of field goals or point total over under.
>>152650141Who's this twink? One of those fags from one of those day time talk shows everyone here watches and acts like it's not just the view but with sports? Or one of those Vikings cheerleaders or something.
>>152650194Chiefs are a literal 0-17 team without mahomes
>>152650071Jets were ranked one of most valuable teams in world and that's legit. Their identity is the rich kids. Their practice facility and that rich as neigh they are on is so posh. I feel you that casuals think like you but anyone in the league looks as the Jets as the posh paradise where a sleeping giant is waiting to be woken
>>152650204AnyGivenSunday
>>152650189Yeah, Broncos are going to choke hard, Bo Nix will have one of the worst games of his career for apparently no reason. Chiefs will look like shit but somehow manage to to maintain a small lead. Butker will miss 2 field goals too.
Win by 3 or lose by 30
Which franchise will win their first SB next?
>>152650205>sleeping giant>won the division 4 times in 66 yearsmaybe it's time to wake up
>>152650227Buffalo
>>152650227None of them. This sport will be abolished before a ringless team gets there.
>>152650227Mine
>>152650227Teams most poised to do that are the Bills and Bengals since they have their forever QBs.
>>152650211But they play on Thursday
>>152650243Burrow is forever injured
>>152650243>bungals and injury prone BurrowHas he even played in over 50% of snaps since he started? They had one super bowl run and he is the second coming of Dan Marino
If Mahomes is not in the playoffs then this season's SB winner should get a *
>>152650253>a Bengals QB is an injury prone bitchCarson Palmer again
this will be the first time since 1998 that either Manning, Brady, Fields, or Mahomes weren't in the playoff
>>152650027I’m blowing off work right now to drink and walk my dog. I’ll swing by noon for the Christmas party though, more drinks are always nice
>>152650263An asterisk for being a more impressive winner than usual since the league was so rough that they buttfucked Mahomes out of the playoffs?
>>152650259I hate this fatty, the commercials are so gay
When did the NFL start doing Christmas games? I remember being a kid and hating that there was only shitty basketball games on TV during Christmas
God I wish the Pats lost off that no-call just to see the ensuing shitstorm. Reffies have been getting way too cocky for my liking
>>152650276He’s on a dolphin, not the float
>>152650260Burrow has already missed more games than Marino ever did in just about a third of the seasons, and Marino missed most of those games due to a single injury
>>152649956Hmmm I wonder why
the jets defense has literally 0 (zero) interceptions all season
>>152650300Don't they have a defensive head coach?How is this possible?How do you not even get an INT on accident?
>>152650227Unironically toxins. It’s not their year this year, but we’re going to see a Nick Foles-esq victory in the coming years with General Mills at the helm
>>152650304Defensive HCs are a meme
>>152650310Belichick was a defensive head coach
>>152650250AnyGivenThursday
>>152650321Pick on Allen instead. He’s the real king of this shit
>>152650227Jags
>>152650329> Flop Fallen
>>152650321I'm neutral towards Mahomes unlike most of you but it's solely this about him that makes me dislike him. Flag begging and flopping is inexcusable. It's so pathetic and unbecoming of a champion.
>>152650314Exposed without TB12 and McDaniels
After 3 years, the SB will come back to a white QB>b-but Stroud>b-but gayleb>b-but Josh Allenlol. lmao even
>>152650314He was a special teams coach then briefly a DC before HC. He spent vast majority of his pre-HC career working ST. He is also a product of Brady as well all now know for a fact. Just look at his record without him and his collegiate coaching career.
the image that broke reddit
>>152650345You are an idiot
>>152650340Can always spot the most casual complete retards when they spout this nonsense about Belichick.
Lawrence being in the jags is perfect because he looks like those cat people from that steven king movie
pray for cock turdy this week
>20 game season with at least 1 game played 6 days a weekthis WILL happen in your lifetimeinb4 muh holy nfl scheduling traditions
>>152650343Hurts is spiritually white
>>152650345We'll never know if it was Brady or Belichick who made the dynasty cause Brady left too lateBelichick was outdated by the time Brady left>but he won an OwlYeah by going to an absolutely stacked Bucs team
I have like 15 nice church services between 4-7pm today with a mile from me. How do I pick?
>>152650367Is that why he always looks sad and upset about something? Even when they are winning, his neighbors living rent free in his head
I can't take it anymore. I've been holding back, but I'm gonna say it!
>>152650394White Man's burden
>>152650394I unironically believe Hurts is on the spectrum.
>>152650414My (autistic latina gf) said the same thing a two or three weeks ago. Her latina sode balances out the cant show emotions part and is perfect. Hurts is on another level of spectrum.
>yfw burrs jags owl
I'm like 99% sure Travis will win this
>>152650357Bill, you're a disgrace
>>152650411Oh gee, maybe we shouldnt have made immigrants and imported slaves to build everything. And then expect them to be Harvard graduates inheriting homes and businesses at 19! It is still other people's fault! Im white and have zero burden. I do have burden III as a rookie tho and he is looking promising
>>152650438Keller? Didn't he have to lay on the field for a minute after handing the ball over to the other team and deal with a stinger? He is so over this football shit, Taylor swift keeps telling him she aint staying with jr seau jr
i am in fucking shock at how Kansas decided to rape itself. 6 counties are going to be on the hook/chopping block if the stadium goes over budget and they didn't even get to vote on it.
Bo and his father
the superbowl will be bears vs jagsfirst year head coaches narrative
>>152650438This award is stupid
>>152650460*kelce. My auto correct trying to correct me. How dare it.
>>152650438Decker deserves man of the year. Dumb award, but he puts in the work. Always at a homeless or DV shelter throwing down food. Kickers dont get to be on the field that much but he is making it up by WORKING. Decker is the man. Love that wild thornberries looking mofo
>>152650467It is the most prestigious award...
Jags and broncos are just as fraudy as the bears, except the bears have DOG in them. Or bear in them if you will. Jahs bears owl would be better than LA teams getting in again. Fuck San Francisco. Fuck the rams. Fuck the pats. Seahawks are legit if darnold wasnt a choke artists. Also, if bills/Allen don't get annownnthisnyear, itll never happen. Chiefs are out, cmon Allen, this is your only chance to avoid the curse
>>152650438It's supposed for success on AND off fhe field, Kelce has played like shit this year
>>152650507Actually, he has the third-most yards by a tight end this year
>>152650513He gets targets. Caught 90 so far. Dropped atleast 30. Loveland is anrookie with 580 yards and 50 targets
>>152650365Prayers sent
It's true..it's so f*cking true.....
>>152650486...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
>>152650553Welcome back Kiwi. There was someone pretending to be you using a VPN yesterday ;)
>The state will own the stadium so that the Chiefs can avoid paying up to $100 million in property taxes on iteverything I read makes it worse, Kansas should unironically be rioting
I am a stupid
Stephen A Smith believes that the Browns should hire Deion Sanders as head coach.So do I (Steelers fan).
>>152650596Would be kino
it's your god's birthday and your gift to him is 3 "professional" football games involving josh johnson, max brosmer and chris oladokun starting for eliminated teams
why does TayTay look so weird now?
>>152650600I don't believe in god
>>152650600Christmas is an NBA holiday.
>>152650602she still looks beautiful to me, retard
>>152650602WTF
>>152650602that's Dave Mustaine
>>152650603You fucking chud
>>152650602She's in her late 30s, she's entering her matronly stage and could be a grandmother by now
>>152650604Just because Jesus was black doesn't mean he wants to watch that trash.>He'll just watch the highlights on Instagram later like everyone else
>>152650571Yeah this is a fleece. Chiefs aint even making playoffs for a few years. They just thought they were always gonna be in superbowls? Even then. These flyover righties are incredibly dumb when it comes to economics and taxes. TheybcN blame it on chris Jones' black ass i guess
>>152650603based>>152650604apehoop isn't even a real sport and i would still rather flip on an nba game instead of those three piles of garbage if i was american and only had those two programming choices
>>152650604>bulbasaur bounceWould rather go to the in-laws for Christmas and stare at the ceiling there.
>>152650602She has been.plastic surgeries it up for the past 5 years hard. Google her boobs. The before and after is nuts. Google her face before and after. It is nuts. She is now too old to pull off the subtle shit, you cant stack surgeries. She was hot in that red dress like 2 years ago. But it's downhill from here. In her 50s she is going to be bogged as fuck
>>152650602I've fucked trannies that looked better than her
>>152650600Nflbros our response?
>>152650602>now
>>152650624Youre lucky russia is waaaay into fifure skating. Because you have nothing else. Goddamn figure skating is so good and beautoful and impossibly skilled. Valieva was screwed and scammed. She was 15, the heat she took wasnt fair.
>>152650645Lions fan btw
>letting it rest
you retards told me caleb was gay
bears are hella overrated
>>152650660
Is Bryce Young good?
>>152650660But he was with this girl?Is he actually the least gay person on earth? I can't take this plot twist
>>152650660That's the absolute gayest way to deduce that they are dating.
>>152650438they should give it to former rb Peyton Hillis for rescuing his son and niece from drowning
>>152650668damn, she's got a big bussy
>>152650084GIWTWM
>>152650654we have hockey, it's a damn shame we don't get to play at the olympics this year now that the nhl players are returning. the 2018 "gold" was fake as fuck and worth less than a world championship aka skoda cup victory
>>152649936o/
>>152650668Definition of mid lmao get a better beard caleb
>Caleb with his new gfhttps://youtu.be/laJ5BIq9VY8
>>152650602>virgin has never seen a girl other than his sister without eyeliner
>>152650020I wonder if he knows he's an iconic reaction image on a Chinese basket weaving forum
BIG GUY.... BIG GUYBIG GUY.... BIG GUYSPONGEBOB BIG GUYPANTSOKAY SPONGEBOB BIG GUYPANTSOKAY
>>152650600>Josh Johnsonhell yeah
>>152650660>>152650668Zamn
>>152650660Dating an older woman=Gay
>>152650674>shopping at the same store = they have to be datinglmao yeah
>>152650660>shopping at the same stores
>>152650287Couple years ago
>>152650310
>>152650660She runs a nail salon and has heterochromia? The nut must be insane.
>>152649997yeeeee
>>152650680Send some ruskies over for the NFL. We need a few. Inlet sticking to ice, but Canada is in our basketball and baseball leagues. And forget about Japan, they rule the MLB now. Shohei ohtani is the all time greatest player
>>152650233Not with that defense
>>152650750That's probably how they met.
The weak should fear the strong...
>>152649963>>152649972Now that Herbert has received more national attention and been outed as a severe douchebag, will Mina Kimes publicly apologize for the praise and approval she’s so openly bestowed upon him?
>>152650674You and your 4s. Caleb as a gay man is smashing girla youncan inly look at on the internet. Give him a break
>>152650329No.
>>152650660>tattooed >scummy>disgusting baboon ass>winningI respect what he’s doing on the field but get real
>>152650776They aren't dating. He banged ince orntwice. But she isnt in his league. Caleb is a 9/10
>>152650771Literally every woman I’ve ever dated and/or fucked looked better than that. Some of you are such low IQ simians I question if you can even be called a person
>>152650624>>152650654I would watch figure skating during every holiday gathering.
>>152650749>>152650310
>>152650786His actual (ex) gf is a 10. This kaash gorl is a side piece at most
>>152650668I like a woman who can take a pounding from a big black bull while I watch
>Literally every woman I’ve ever dated and/or fucked looked better than that. Some of you are such low IQ simians I question if you can even be called a person
mfwdbwdso
>>152650790Imwatchnfigure skating with my own music of choice playing. Kamila valieva 2022 Olympics is peak. Only 15 and she out athletes all other athletes. And injects beauty. Girls figure skating is 10/10
I always replay this during the holiday season.
>>152650806
>>152650799>yes, there are penalties during the post-game. unsportsmanlike like conduct on #17. using a prop during the handshake. a 15 yd penalty will be enforced on the Bills at the beginning of the next game
>>152650749And what has he won
Kek
>>152650794Pete finna get the 'pac treatment
>>152650172I think one or both of the Steelers or Packers will be in the playoffs. Regardless of the qb situation, GB is more likely to lose their next two games compared with Detroit, one of which is the Ravens and both teams might be on backup qbs. Steelers-Browns will be a trap game for the Steelers. Regardless of who is the qb for the Vikings, it’s a division game against an opponent they mocked and embarrassed with a td celebration. A division where all the other teams generally hate them.
>>152650843The DK trade (I kid but Schneider has been killing it after making the world series)
>>152650660Caleb got a beard for Christmas.
Whoops
>>152650896kek that worked way better than it ever should have and the way he is just laid out at the end
>>152650833
These Christmas games are about to be so fucking ass. None of these games matter, except the Lions one I guess, but the Vikings are playing a rookie third stringer at QB and Lions aren't making it to the playoffs either way. The Chiefs are also playing a third stringer QB so no possible Chiefs upset of the Broncos either. Commanders and Cowboys is just completely irrelevant.
The starting qbs for both super bowls will be white.
>>152650172Broncos .ore.lf a threat than the Panthers. Bears are winning a playoff game. Whether they win division or not. Maybe superbowl. Im happy just making the playoffs. Rams and San Francisco are gake. San Francisco less so. Staffoed and mcvay having too much "fun". Steelers are the secret scary team. Rodgers knows the plays offs, tomlin needs atleast ONE playoff win. Seahawks, steelers, and bears feel like unknowns that WILL beat you. Darnold chokes. No one knows about Caleb it is noisy 2nd year and the first barely counts because of watch out for the steelers and jags. Bills should win, but that defense... it is all up in the air at this point.
Can someone explain to a casual why the Steelers are always in some playoff purgatory? What's the factor keeping them from going all the way or at least to the the conference game if they're consistently having winning seasons?
>>152650896I went to high school with John Ryan
>>152650916
>>152650297Ugliness? That is the secret sauce?
>>152650896I always love 34 turning around so quick to run up field knowing he's going to be beat that he doesn't even see it's a fake, just to turn around and have an "oh shit" moment.
>>152650904That's okay, I didn't hardly get to watch the Thanksgiving games because I was busy cooking, at least I won't miss anything important.
>>152650920Jills defense is grind meat it's not holding up for 3-4 games
>>152650921the steelers play in a division with the bengals and the brownstherefore four of their games every year are essentially free wins
>>152650921jim mora said it best
>>152650921Their HC is good enough to win enough games to stay competitive but not good enough to go all the way except when a young Big Ben carried him there. Its the same purgatory Bills are in and Packers.
>>152650920Dude im nit even drunky yet. Why the typos? Fuck this board and all boards
>>152650602Ayyo dats my nigga Dave Mustaine
>>152650936No, they would lose twice to the Bungles, then Joe would break at the end of the second game and miss the remainder of the season.
>brock bowers done for the seasonKek the raiders giants tank bowl is gonna be a kino slopfest
>>152650951Bearsbget bowers next season! And Parsons! Can't wait
>>152650920>forgetting my patsExactly where I want them to be
Would Matt Ryan have done a better job for the Colts?
>>152650920Steelers are legit about to heem the playoffs. Steelers Chargers afc champ. Eagles niners nfc champ
>>152650956Oh yeah i forgot. Just forgot THEYNWIN IT ALL. They have best record and unstoppable. Maye is a force
>>152650956Based fellow Pats fan. Let them keep underestimating us!
My Bengals beat the Jags this year
Pats are least underrated and definitely win a 6th owl. No one underestimates them or forgot.
I just want a cute girl to poop on my face for Christmas
>>152650904Me-thinks Roger's schedule makers assumed all 6 of those teams would be good this year lol
>>152650980My Seahawks did the same :)
>>152650602She looks better like this than when she has clown makeup
>>152650951>dad's in the superbowl for his faggotry league and 2 of his guys are bowers and one of the choofs receivers who's relying on passes from minshews backupThis is what he gets for cheering when "our" team got beat a few weeks ago because his guy scored the game winning td.
>>152650985For $2000 my gf will mailed it a shot. You pay airfare tho.
>>152650980With a backup on top of it. Should just kept running with him and ditched Burrow.
>>152650896Jon Ryan was such a meme punter
>>152650996Burrow would be a sweet qb2. He just needs to only ask for like 3 mil. These greedy bastards
>>152650920>>152650947>t. anon is hammered already
Aiminder
>>152651002It's 1:49 on xmas eve homie. I'm not the only one
>>152650982You should hear the dooming on local radio here. After the bills loss people were acting like it was 2023 all over again.
>>152651005This is the most retarded playoff picture I've seen yet, well done retard
>>15265101112:40 pm. Sorry. Jesus christ. I made my vuttonsnhuge and still dont type right
Mougey runs this shit nigger
>>152651017Espns AI did this by itself Mid-season
>>152651005This is the most intelligent playoff picture I've seen yet, well done genius
I just want to see them win 1 Superbowl.
>>152651005>implying the steelers aren't going one and done and then extending mike tomlin 20 years
>>152650726I disagree
>>152651022>ESPN'S AILolwut.jpg
>>152651022I was confused how colts leap frogged Jags
>>152651027No see this is the year that Tomlin goes back to the owl and gets a win because the moment Tomlin bitching gets at critical mass he goes to the owl lol and now he has aaron rodgers the highest paid defense in the league and 5 wide with gigantic nigger Washington at TE and the neo tush push aka the Pittsburgh plunge where Rodgers just triumphantly stands in the background except during the owl theyre faking the push and snapping it to Rodgers for a dragonnnnnnnnnnnI have received visions of the future of dks fade touchdown and Rodgers in the push pose pointing forward
>>152651032You could hit *simulate* and the *ai* would plan the season out. I did this in Mid-season and was literally like you I thought lol retarded wtf and IT LITERALLY KNOWS THE SUPERBOWL
>>152651020lâche!
Jinglebells, Purdy smells, Rodgers laid an egg, the stafford mobile lost its wheels and caleb got away (to win an owl)
C.J Stroud, more like, Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV
There are no good HC candidates
>>152651034That reminded me of when in 2022 the Titans absolutely choked away the division to the Jags. The Titans were 7-3, while the Jags were 4-8 kek.
Think I might celebrate X-Mas Eve/Day by just jacking off for the next day and a half before going back to no-fapping
>>152651053>this level of shoe-horningWho wrote this, Todd Pettengill?
>>152651059He thinks he is in Estonia or sumthing? Futbol is that way =====>
This is it. Youre not ready for the kino
>>152651062jeff hafley and brian flores
>>152651060Say that in Houston coward he'd fucking beat the shit out of you cracker
>>152650896>easily pick up the first down with a great fake punt>foomble the ball while fighting for more yds>get heemed while trying to recover own fumblelol jeez man. werent the hawks up by multiple scores when they did this?
>>152651075baby faced black jared goff wouldn’t do shitno one fears that houston offense
>>152651062College has some. Go protest and make their life
I'm eating a very very mediocre 6-piece chicken strip basket with some curds right now before I'm going to put a $130 Ribeye roast on the smoker for dinner. What is the NFL comparison to this?
>>152649945>if
>>15265100512 here. seahawks have zero chance of winning out and retaining the #1 seed. they are going to get bootyblasted by the niners and probably the panthers too and will end up the 6 seed
>>152651060Sounds like the name of a confederate general
>>152651067More like manpower, now mr pete. It is what will happen though
>>152651097>12 here.no one cares, state your opinion and shut the fuck up.
>>152651060COWARD!!!!!!!
>>152651097Yep theyre going to Chicago to play da bears
>>152650189I hope some colorado liberal bankrupts himself voting on blo dix to beat the chiefs c team
>>152651060Where does the J come from? I understand nit wanting to be a coleridge as a blackman. But the J....
>>152651096
>>152651060Self reported top 3 QBs in the league
>>152651107uhm ok but i just wanted you to know im not some retarded bears or niners fan and being biased.
>>152651106ManCOW. Fuck auto correct. Goddmanfught
>>152651060>IV
>>152651122no one cares what "team" you "are". state your opinion and then shut it.
DJ Moore… that’s my nigga.
>>152651115j is from james. the james is silent though
Hey Shedeur, do you mind helping me with something real quick?
>>152651119None of these guys will ever win the big one.
My bronkies are getting bounced in the first round :(
>>152651127if i hadnt stated my affiliation there would have been multiple replies calling me a delusional niner cuck or some shit and you know it. stop replying to me you bring absolutely nothing to this thread
>>152651122Man, this bears niners game is gonna be good just because of the shit flinging on /sp/. Cant wait
>my self
>>152651134Herbert will this year
>>152651127thank you based hall monitor
>>152651131blud look like he was throwing jogging back to the play before the onside kick
Brock Purdy's NFL ranks...#1 in EPA#2 in CPOE#1 Adjusted EPA#1 EPA + CPOE composite#1 Success Rate
>>152651141He got Josh Allen right
>>152651139>b-b-b-b-but no one cares faggot. and you're a bigger faggot for preemptively giving a shit what the rest of these faggots MIGHT think of you.
>>152651153you should get really mad and lash out at me
>>152651153hi vikings idiot
>>152651133shiddy going to get ransacked like a geek against a not shit defense again like the bears. easiest way to triple your bank account all year
>>152651156you're right, I should, but it's Christmas, so I am going to let you off easy...this time.
>>152651153Get the stick out of your ass
Is this the worst HC cycle of all time?
>>152651163Why? You want a turn?
>>152651142lmao
>>152651151>APE COPEyeah advanced stats ain’t for me
>>152651133how many more years are on his contract?
>>152651162its just another wednesday
>>152651151this gay faggot shit has no business in football
>>152651151Too bad when it goes wrong it goes really wrong from his manlet arms and hands and in one and done scenarios gay season charts don't account for that
>>152651180They already ate that>230 million guaranteed
>>152651142Lol. Lmao.
>>152651180Why do black QBs refuse to throw the ball away?
>>152651166Perfect timing
>>152651187ok edgelord. enjoy your loneliness.
>>152651177He beat the former Super Bowl teams back to back
>>152651180holy shit hahahahahaha
>>1526511803 yearsit was a 4 year $4.6 milion dollar contract
>>152651200caleb does but everyone gives him shit because “muh completion percentage”
>>152651200they've been conditioned to playing hero ball since no can, or is allowed, to touch them in any level leading up to the NuFL. And even then.
>>152651166the worst recent one was when the "top" guys were fucking adam gase and hue jackson lol
>>152651204lmao happy next thursday!
>>152651205In non playoff games. Good wins, but means jack shit. And he didn't beat them by himself.
>>152651203I'm going to kill myself
>>152651209>everyone gives him shit because>because
>>152651200purely socioeconomic factors
>>152651222>week 1 grey shirt calebdisingenuous
Why do they still lie about stuff like this as if there aren't dozens of witnesses who are all recording a few feet away? Their boy who cried wolf act is old and nobody cares anymore anyways, even if he did say this stuff nobody would really give a fuck. Enjoy the lawsuit, Donkey Kong.
>>152651133>Ayyo shedoodoo..... graps me dat peanut oil
>>152651235>yeah butkwab
>>152651072Flores got that bum Jevon Holland paid. Ratbirds should hire him
1st place champion on this line in Fantasy…I am thinking about dropping Lamar for Brissett. Would tha be justified? Lamar seems like if he’s gonna play, he’ll be limited. And BAL plays GB.Brissett and the Cards play the Bengals. This should be good right?
Donkey Kong Metcalf
>>152651267No one here gives a shit about fantasy, you'll only get serious responses in /ffg/
>>152651267Start Ryback
Mina is going to be on your TV tomorrow and there is nothing you can do about it. Can't wait to see what she is wearing.
>>152651151On 3rd and 4th downs:
>>152651097False flag, us 12s are bootyblasting the nanners because everyone knows /we/ are cursed against them at centurylumen, but not levi.
Will you have the games on in the background this Christmas? I can't decide between that or Christmas music, since these games will likely be shite.
welp
Coach Ryback
>>152651282>White QBs
>>152651286>Darnold beats Packers then loses to Lions>Darnold beats Rams then loses to Niners>Both for the one seedGhosts aren't exorcised yet
>>152651282penisbros...
>rybitch's coaching philosophy
>>152651291They aren't eliminated yet
>>152651286we bootyblasted them at the clink when they tried richard sherman with a sorry receiver like crabtree
>>152651287I was planning on having the games on, but they're lousy and the people I will be with don't care about football.
>>152651271If Metcalf is Donkey Kong, then who's Lanky Kong?
>>152650904They looked like good matchups when the schedule was created
>>152651306kek I forgot that one, but it was a nice treat
>>152651304>he doesn’t know that brosmer is going to take care of business tomorrow
>>152650904we are now paying for the Thanksgiving matchups which were all kino
>>152651313How much EPA was this play worth?
>>152651313Lamar. Caleb is Candy
>>152651304>>152651327Brosmer will NEVER allow himself to be humiliated in such a fashion twice in a single season. Gimme the Queens.
>>152651343Jordan hurt himself so maybe .5 pts
>>152651282These lists are shit and don’t translate to success. The best qbs in the league today are Aaron Rodgers, Matthew Stafford, and Joe Flacco with honorable mention to Philip Rivers who would be with them if he was more conditioned. These guys are all game managers and can actually read defenses when they read the play. New qbs are all frauds because cfb ruins them with shotgun formation and encourages running instead of making plays and scrambling to escape pressure. These old qbs think the game is now easier which is why they can still play
>>152650904im rooting for ultra-journeyman josh johnson
>>1526513431 billion pointspackers should run it every down on offense
>>152651354Caleb changed plays on the fly last week. And stayed in the pocket. >>152651200Again, have a watch a single bears game?
>>152650674kpop fans recorded the number and position of sesame seeds on the bun of a sandwich to see if it was the same in images two idols posted around the same time to prove they were together
>>152651354Mendoza could be another fraud like CJ Stroud (who he is always compared to). Can’t throw deep and has little experience playing under center. Maybe they’ll be good NFL qb. Maybe they won’t. Will be a waste of a first either way
Who's the Ryback of the NFL
>>152651368were they together?
im sure am glad my team got its QB and HC before this dogshit cycle
>>152651388is that the hope solo image?
>>152651395who?
>>152651376>a hasbeen shitterColin Kaepernick
>cucs
>>152651413Getting swept by the brycies
>>152651388hold on, lemme go get some glasses
>>152651367Caleb holds on to the ball for too long. The best qbs intelligently get rid of the ball as quickly as possible. He’s also creating pressure for himself in the process. This isn’t something he’s getting better at either.
>>152651387if you leave aside the possibility that they each ordered their own burger, no they were not
>faguars are favorites for the super bowl>faguars aren't even 1 touchdown favorites against Riley Leonard and the clotsi laff
>>152651395>>152651402Didn't need a reminder. Some girls just unlucky.
>>152651436never met a jewish girl with that issue, js
>>152651427HenIS getting better at it. You can tell last game it was on his mind. That is why he stayed in pocket and did under 2 second passes. He is in year 1.5 essentially.
>>152651430this is how you know vegas odds are for the absolute lowest common denominator of retards and aren’t to be taken seriously ever.
>>152651395did someone say hope solo
>>152651367Caleb still leaves the pocket too much and takes too long to throw the ball. Drake Maye plays better under center and makes precision decisions quickly. You can’t count on qbs like Caleb for think things like that.
>>152651446Never met a latina with that problem either. But that doesnt mean you only date Jewish and latina. You need atleast one asian and black and desi girl at some point ornyounfailed as a man.
>>152651430>>152651456raiders were 14.5 points underdogs to the toxins and almost won
>>152651459drake maye is a schedulebabby bust
>>152651461Performative 186 yard jeanty game
>>152651463but enough about blo dix
>>152651466yea him too
What do all these QBs have in common?
Will the queefs not be fined for tanking because they're Goodell's special boys?
>>152651476that you chose the metric that best suited your needs because their QBR is in the toilet
>>152651476Not one of them is married to a jewish hollywood whore
>>152651476
>>152651483
>>152651499Where is Tlaw and bix nood?
>>152651476all their names have less than 5 total syllables
no first rounders until 2028 green gay, nice pick retards.have a horrible christmas.
>>152651459He has shown improvement and obviously is okay with learning. 1.5 seasons. Better than a qb that refuses to change or learn or adjust. He played pocket in college, went to a pocket nfl offense. He might nktnget better. Caleb is a wild card sometimes but he can throw 50 yrds with movement and make it perfect. Another year or two He is the next brady/mahomes/lamar/burrow hybrid. He needs to shakenoffbthese gf rumors though. Stay as gay as possible
>>152651504in the tier with their peers
>>152651458Weird I can’t load it
>>152651499
>>152651505Lol. Bo nix only has 5 letter in his name. Idk what his middle name is but it better be long as hell
>>152651517Dux legends Nix and Mariota
>>152651509*maybe was pocket. Since forever
>>152651520this nigga has a weak skull
>>152651458watch it
>>152651523His middle name is Drake Maye, oddly enough.
>Jags are doing good>That must mean that Lawrence is finally living up to his HOF expectations >These are his stats>…>???
>>152650602She's had work done and her mom is fat. She's turning into her mother.
>>152651532Wtf. Maye. Maye, maybe. Coincidence?
>>152651535wtf its real
>>152651539they've played a bunch of shit teams and a fraud the past 6 weeksthey should be on a longer win streak, but he choked so hard against the toxins that they lost a game they were up 29-10
>>152651499Hmmm...
chikaner is seething already
>>152651546
>>152649945wait wait wait wait mahomes was getting carried by an elite defence and he STILL got eliminated? yeah the chiefs are washed bros
>>152651568>mahomes was getting carried by an elite defencesince 2023 yes
>>152651533Nah. That was just a dirty hit.
>>152651373You never watched him
Feeling zesty ahhhh
>>152649945CJ stroud is the most carried QB in the league
>>152651568such is a product of playing the AFC S, AFC W, and NFC Esee also the toxins and broncucks on that list. those 12 teams account for 10 of the bottom 16 teams in the league
>>152651573bullshit, shouldn’t have leaned into it. glad booker made him regret it.
>>152651373CJ Fraud was throwing deep balls before he put his fly out receiver out to pasture with a hospital ball. look up Tank Dell
>>152651287I wasn't planning on it because these games are so shit. But my gambling addict cousin in law probably wants to watch the games so I'll probably have them on
>>152651509>Caleb is a wild card sometimes but he can throw 50 yrds with movement and make it perfect.His completion percentage and accuracy is low when he does this. He’s really good at short throws while moving, but not deep throws.
>>152651584>Lead with the crown of your helmetIf he didn't lean down he would have got it even worse
Dov has spoken.
Can’t best the zest
>>1526516022006 has 5 HoF
justin herbert is getting sacked at a higher rate than ever before by far, and he has the worst offensive line he's ever had by far and you people expect me to believe sacks are a QB stat?
>>152651594maybe throw the ball away next time and you wont get lit the fuck up. this is football baby.
The colts are fucked for not signing ryback
>>152651573Nah. Watch it in regular speed. Was going for a chest/shoulder hit on a tall motherfucker, love lowered his damn head towards the db and that is what happened. The hit on moore later in the game was actually dirty
How racist is the colts owner that she had the chance for AR15 and Kaep, but chose some 50 year old boomer who is 50lbs overweight?
Colts just signed Ryback
I endorse the Jags now that my Cardinals have no shot of winning the Super bowl. Hope thats fine for you guys.
>>152651609He was already wrapped up when he got popped. He tried throwing it away while getting tackled in the first Bears/Packers game this year and it was a fumble. He did the right thing
sign this bussy
>>152651602Dov is a jew. Also, these qbs haven’t done anything yet.
Colts just waived Ryback
>>152651624>got heemedhe did do the right thingall packers must diemerry jeetmas by da way, hope da bears ruined it for ya
>>152651608get the ball out
>>152651602Dov getting a little over his skis here.
wildes crashout
Wildes just shot Nick for insulting Lamar
>>152651618>AR15He plays for the lakers anon
Dov don’t fucking miss. Period.
>>152651640Thanks man, hope you have a good Kwanza
>>152651659i’ll be enjoying a very merry Christmas thank you very much
>>152651618She made the right choice. These owners and GMs need to start being more racist when it comes to the qb position. A 45-year-old retired and out of shape qb should never be able to just start playing at a high level after being out for five years. Black qbs can’t read a defense so they scramble and run. This is why cfb uses the shotgun formation almost exclusively, because of black “dual threat” qbs. But here comes grandpa reading the defense like no black ever could and getting rid of the ball quickly. Underthrown at times but he still had a great individual game.
Theoretically, would the Hawks beat the Bills in a Superb Owl matchup? Asking for a friend.
>>152651656meanwhile, Reaves says he never adopted that nickname and never wants someone to call him by it, so double L for you :^)
>>152651664Delete this shit nephew
did you hear what Kevin Wildes just said?
i honestly dont know how southern bumpkins can watch their zesty bucks shuckin and jiving around in the pocket when you could just watch an efficient white pocket passer play in the nfl.
>>152651664he LITERALLY cost the team the game with his pick6
>>152651677who is kevin wildes?
>>152651589>muh completion percentage Doesnt matter when youre smart and throw the ball away. That is why he inly has 5 INTS the entire season. His deep balls have beat over 5 teams. Watching just caleb plays from last week's game he throws everywhere, whike in pocket, while scrambling, gets first down runs like allen etc. Stop looking at bs percentage stats, and watch the games. His deep balls are on point 90% of the time. He has 20+ yrd passes i need tk watch 3 times just to understand what they pulled off. He has good feet, a rocket arm, and is showing hebcan read the field and learn how to be a pocket passer. Watch him win against San Francisco on Sunday. A work in progress sure, but matters when it matters most. Doesnt do turnovers is a huge part of that. He is smart and pulling it together.
>>152651685he's popping off on tiktok right now
>>152651618Richardson cannot play football, he just has a body that makes the zesty scouts get excited for. He can't throw, he can't read defenses, he can't even take a hit without getting hurt.
Kevin Wildes just declared allegiance to Hezbollah
Do you think DK will actually get fined 45 mil?
>>152651664Are you retarded?
>>152651694no one knows who this is and you’re a faggot for watching daytime television.literally cocomelon for boomers.
>>152651682No he didn’t, the game was already over by that time. The Colts defense cost them the game by allowing a score on almost every drive and letting CMC run at least 10 years almost every single time.
>>152651696he wasn't fined 40m, proxy fag, he is losing 40m in guaranteed money that said he would play all 17 games, he's only being fined $400k.and based on the fan video where the instigator turns and said, "all part of the plan", sounds like he was paid by the owners to void said guarantee
>>152651708>score was tied when rivers threw a pick 6>game was 34-27 afterhe cost the team, face it
>>152651696he wont even get fined a million. the $45 million is guaranteed money in his contract that the steelers are voiding
Where did the Drake "Drake Maye" Maye thing come from?
>>152651713They were down by 14 retarded mutt
>>152651707how do you know he's on daytime television if you don't know who he is
>>152651713there was no point in the game ever where it was tied 27-27 retard.
>>152651690If Caleb was my qb and my team was winning, I would probably kiss his ass too. So I get it. But I’m glad he’s not my team’s qb and that we have a white qb
>no one knows who this is and you’re a faggot for watching daytime television.>literally cocomelon for boomers.
>>152651723some gay instagram/twitter account called drakemayelover who is apparently a furfaggot, typical of patsyfags.it’s forced as hell
>>152651731read what I wrote again retard
>kiwifaggot went 0-5 on his bandwagon this weekkeeek what a plonked muttoid
>>152651740so when the game was "tied" and threw the pick 6 that apparently made it 34-27, what was the "tied" score?
>>152651723an old metal gear solid v meme
>>152651733You weirdly make it racist. Sonyour opinion is voided. Pure cope. Your team isnt winning a championship this year. Doesnt matter if bears dont. We are at the start of a build. Who is your qb?
>>152651731>>152651724why do you gaslight, chikaner?
>>152651749meet me in the next thread
>>152651747jokes on you, he jumped shipped from blo dix to Lawrence of Mediocrity
>When you need precision decision making you can't count on a black quarterbackProve him wrong. I don’t know how anybody can look at the state of NFL quarterback play and dismiss this quote as being hateful and racist.
>>152651755the final score was 48-27, so you are saying the 49ers still managed to score 2 more touchdowns after than in under 4 minutes?
>>152651755F in chat for the proxy poster
Recycle>>152644582>>152644582>>152644582
>>152651771Caleb. And lamar too, when Lamar didn't desperately want off the ravens so bad it hurts. Last year he gotntdsbwhenecerbhebwanred, if his (white) te could the damn ball
>>152651709>and based on the fan video where the instigator turns and said, "all part of the plan", sounds like he was paid by the owners to void said guaranteeOh, yeah, definitely. That's exactly what that means and not that he was a Lions fan trying to get under an opposing player's skin just like every heckler in the history of sports. Great detective work, conspiratard.
>>152651754It’s not racism, the game is full of black players. They’re good at being RBs and WRs but they’re not as good QBs. QB play has shifted to scrambling and running because they can’t read a defense and take too long to make decisions. Caleb is probably the best example for this because he holds on to the ball longer than anybody. Caleb can’t make those precise decisions. He has a strong arm and can throw on the run but he is still very much a black qb doing black qb things
>>152651755Kill yourself subhuman.https://youtu.be/dnLM8F54BIY
>>152651805The longest running TE on the bears is kmet, he was the "guy". But he has fucked up his routes. Can whites not read defenses and run their routes properly? Would have beat the packers twice if kmet could figure it out. Thank God we have rookie Loveland. And yiu obviously didn't watch last week's game. Caleb was quick, he'd stayed in the pocket. Was a nice pick me up when he could run for a first down. Last play of the game, in OT, 60 uard perfect pass to the end zone. Ignored the incoming sack, made decision on his feet, didn't run. Just a perfect throw. He has djnenthat multiple times now. His football IQ is perfect. Race has nothing to do with this besides highschool coaches, who are insanely racist and obedient. Whoever bribes most gets to play QB the whole time.
