>Flies around the world and gives out gifts in 24 hrsIs there any athlete that can compete?
More of the opinion that an reindeer is a athlete
Lebron James can read the first page of a book every time he gets a picture taken
close your tabs grandma
Krampus sisters. Santa clausitini is mogging us again
Race car driving is not a sport tbqh
>>152649991>malaysiamoslems>siambuddhistsneither get christmas, santa or pressys
Deion Sanders did something like this once, but /sp/ can't accept his black excellence so they're going to deny it.
>>152650005How come no reindeer in the kentucky derby then?
>>152650342Flying is against the rules
>>152650342It's a safety thing: red lights are usually used to indicate the *rear* of a moving vehicle. The flying supersonic reindeer would have to run the course backwards, which I'm sure you'd agree would be preposterous.
it's the sleigh, you could put anyone in that seat and they could achieve the same.
>>152649991I am afraid not. A true elite athlete at work here that takes zero L's.
>christian world babbylet's see him do it on a warm humid night in iran
>>152650540kek
>>152650540>dealing with the freezing windchill of the upper atmosphere>withstanding the 10G air resistance as he circumnavigates the world>IQ of 275 reading the naughty/good list on the fly as he visits every household>remembers everyones name>speaks every language in the world>fat buuld but can fit down every chimneynice try Cristofer, theres only one man who can do the job
>>152650093(you)'re factually wrong.
>>152649991Maybe in the clothes and animal era of present giving from a couple centuries ago, but with the league shifting to this electronics meta I don’t see anybody taking the crown from St. Nick.
>>152650540Wrong. Everybody thought Rudolph was a fraudbabby, but Santa’s system allowed him to thrive.
>anon postan my hometown on the xmas evewhat are the odds lulz
>>152649991Claus is a sleighbaby
Surely the elves are the real athletes. They work 24/7 for 364 days. Santa only shows up in the playoffs.
>>152649991Jordan would only need 23
>>152651449Santa is the franchise (((owner))) who does nothing all year but shows up for the photo and takes all the credit.
>>152649991But can he do it on a hot and humid night in summer,?
>>152651449do you consider chinese sweatshop workers athletes too?
>>152651612>But can he do it on a hot and humid night in summer,?Santa is a winter baby
But could he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke
Is delivering presents an sport?
