Chiefs induced melties in 24 hours
Chorgers hoisting this year
>chiefs are a lot of coons>their quarterback's name is alottacoonwho writes this shit?
>your team>christmas wish>saints>a jags SB win
THANK YOU GOD
>letting it rest before your good gets better and your better gets best
>>152653198Delete this now.
proxyposting melty in progress
Stoolers stink
I want to see Noah Gray cook at QB. But what happens when he gets hurt too?
>>152653219This. Lions won fair and square
>>152653235nah, OPI negated goff touchdown
>>152653159>let's not act like his crush on him is based on any objective performance metrics.Eye Test can never be measured you either know it when you see it or you're a cazzie dumbass. I actually tried to use stats from his college days to show people why he'd succeed but most people here ignored it. That's what happens when faggots get their opinions from ESPN and The Athletic rather than watching the tape for themselves like The Kiwi
>>152653235HOWEVER
Oh look, the retarded Abbo is seething again
>>152653248Reminder he got mugged too KWAB.
>>152653244cool, you're just making my case for me that he's Tim Tebow 2.0
Top 3 most refball carried teams this season:1. Broncos2. Steelers3. Seahawks
>>152653244>muh eye testPlease go in depth telling me everything you actually know about football. Your "eye test" is completely fucking worthless. KWAB
>>152653268number of fouls is less vital than timing of fouls
detoilet monkeys are not happy
>>152653268You leaving out all the teams with mutt QBs is reason to disregard anything you say
How about the knee test?>SNAP
>>152653278>>152653215
>>152653244In what way has he “succeeded”?
>Eye Test can never be measured you either know it when you see it or you're a cazzie dumbass. I actually tried to use stats from his college days to show people why he'd succeed but most people here ignored it. That's what happens when faggots get their opinions from ESPN and The Athletic rather than watching the tape for themselves like The Kiwi
who is non-Chiefs KWABOTY so far?
>>152653200bills <100 lb southeast asian girlfriend
>>152653286Broncucks for being stuck with Blo Dix for the next 15 years
>>152653286Suckaneers
>>152653299remember when they tried to go viral with this by having the videographer fall into the water?
>>152653200>niners>bunch of new erotic hypnosis files
Who will win the tankbowl, Giants or Raiders?
>>152653267Tim Tebow did this? ZAMN I must've missed that >>152653270*uses Eye Test*Yup, it's a mongrel faggot confirmed
>>152653280KEK
>>152653285kek
>>152653200ChiefiesBroncos to crash and burn
>>152653308you're right, Tebow has won a playoff game
>>152653310what kind of pathetic psycho laughs at an injured man
>>152653208>>152653310the bot is repeating itself again
Well?
>>152653329where are the chiefs?
>>152653306Even though Pete Carroll is going to take this game seriously and try to win, the Giants always win these games and fuck themselves over. Always.
>>152653334
>>152653327SCHIZO ALERT btw. The first pic is different. Look where it says 'flag'
>>152653329>FTF Bowl VI?Wut?
>>152653187They'll chorg
>>152653321>if I keep saying Nix is Tim Tebow like my idol Nick Plonked he'll eventually turn into Tim TebowSorry mongrel that's not how the world works
>>152653244His numbers are way down this season, he's literally his team's LVP.
i'm thinking texans bears owl tbhwy
>>152653329Wright as usual Bills will get hot in the playoffs and steamroll the AFC NFC team is irrelevant, Bills win
>>152653286kangz
Leave your room and spend time with your family, anon
>>152653358Only place that's happening is in your mind so good
>>152653358She seems fat
>>152653286Lots of strong candidates this year>Ravens - Went from SB contenders to missing the playoffs. Only cope is that Lamar was playing hurt for most of the season>Colts 8-2 start to what is a likely an 8-9 finish. Used 2 first rounders on a corner that was immediately injured. Bringing Philip Rivers back however is a 10/10 entertainment move >VikingsMcCarthy is the most embarassing QB in the league and his legacy is being used as a meme template to slander whatever QB is playing poorly that day. This same team went 14-3 last year and the guy they let go is battling for the number one seedBuccs would also be a strong conteder but they still have a decent shot at making the playoffs. Shit teams like the Giants, Browns, Jets, etc.. can't be KWABOTY since nobody expects anything of them
>>152653358I would love to have sex with her
>>152653321Kek got his ass
>>152653361>Hey look, anon finally came out of his cave
>>152653388What cult is this?
>>152653388>You watch any Christmas movies tonight, buddy?>*blushing furiously* I’M 35!
>>152653396Mormonism
>>152653396A startup before HR is hired.
>>152653308dan marino never won a super bowl
>>152653244Youre single handedly making me dislike mr nix. That isn't fair. And your eye test is why vikings went all in on jj McCarthy.
>>152653402They're drinking wine though
>>152653419Why do boomers and pseuds overrate him so much? Brees was better and actually has a ring
>>152653426>eye test is why vikings went all in on jj McCarthy.Brother, eye test knowers knew JJ would be a bust when he started doing shit like this
>>152653441You are an idiot
>>152653427Chiefs unironically never recovered from this
>>152653388
>>152653445But he never lost a game in his life!
>>152653455how’d you get this picture of my family
>>152653419So what? Have I said Bo Nix is 100% going to win a Superbowl? All I'm saying is he was a great draft pick and all the faggot mutts who doubted him were wrong. He's a very good QB definitely franchise tier through 2 seasons. 2026 onwards when the Broncos are entirely free of the Russell Wilson dead cap they're going to be able to build a juggernaut. It's like some people here expect him to be able to throw 40 TDs with Sutton and Troy Franklin as his primary WRs. It's actually embarrassing. He's not playing with Puka Nacua and Davante Adams >>152653445This. I was never sold on McCarthy I think I had him as the 5th best QB in the class but mentioned how he was a low volume passer and never had to carry the offence. Even in the natty they won because of Blake Corum not McCarthy
>>152653200Bills/Hawks Owl!
>>152653476its a meaningless stat. russell wilson won a super bowl in his second season and look at him now
>>152653200>bears>total packshit death
>>152653426You're a disingenuous fag. The Vikings missed out on the big 3 QB prospects so they took the youngest guy with the strongest arm, a winning background, and the most inexpensive to trade up for. Of course they used their EYES to evaluate him, how the fuck do you scout without eyes? Can you measure a QB's arm strength, accuracy, or tike to release without watching them? Pretty much every draft pick ever passed someone's eye test. It's almost like the game has to be examined in context
>>152653478>team name is Bills>mascot is a buffalo >name of city is BuffaloWashington Redskins mascot being George Washington or New York Jets mascot being the twin towers and not a jet
why the fuck did the falcons draft michael penis
>>152653524He has a big arm, delivered in huge moments, and led FBS in passing yards
>>152653506Buffalo Bill's real name was William Frederick Codywhen Buffalo still had cheerleaders before 2013 they were called THE BUFFALO JILLS
>>152653500Well scouts are paid for this, but someone didnt use their eyes to watch his tapes then. At this point they gotta know what translates to NFL success after schoolball. He was a first pick >.>
>>152653536>and led FBS in passing yardstwice
>>152653455Lol
Sea chicken/pats owl but I hope Joshua Allen wins this year
I pass the eye test
>>152653200>Tardinals>At this point, I just want to be killed
>>152653568the captcha cant triforce
>>152653560Gonna laugh when cuck allen can’t get it done even though mutthomes, lameme and joeybaumsworld are out of the picture.
>>152653476>all the faggot mutts who doubted him were wrongIt's just butthurt Chiefs fans
>>152653200>texans>i dont care
>>152653524Nigger GM and Head Coach thought a guy with a twice torn right ACL on top of a myriad of other injuries would somehow not be injury prone playing against stronger faster competition kek>>152653536>led the FBS in passing yardsSo did Kyle McCord, Colt Brennan, Mason Rudolph and Dwayne Haskins. Volume stats shouldn't carry that much weight if you know what you're watching
>>152653546The Broncos drafted Nix because they wanted a day-one starter. The Vikings drafted McCarthy because they wanted the better 3-5 years down the line
>>152653348First Things First Bowl 6The guys on the show have favorite teams (basically their home teams) and whenever they play each other they're bowls. Nick Wright has the Chiefs and Jaguars (he's a big trevor lawrence fan), Kevin Wildes has the Patriots, and Chris Broussard has the Ravens and Packers. The first 3 bowls were Chiefs v Ravens (which the Chiefs won for a 3-peat lol), then it was Ravens v Patriots three days ago, and I believe they're saying the 5th one is the upcoming Ravens v Packers (even though it's just Brou v Brou).The sixth one is the potential Jaguars v Patriots in the playoffs if they both make it to that point hence the question mark.
>>152653577This the Jaguars year
>Blo Dix n' Thro Pix
>>152653476>this backtracking
>>152653587>ignores everything else that was saidamazing
>>152653598>having multiple teamsI was told this wasn't allowed!!!! Uh oh STINKYYYYYYYYY looks like every mutt mongrel is a cazzie bandwagoner keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>Triggers a Wisconsin-wide melty Why are they still seething about this?
>>152653602Trve
Post your favorite team, second favorite team, and favorite ice cream flavorPatriotsEaglesMint chocolate chip (with coconut oil as an ingredient, otherwise I won't eat it)
>>152653627Im a fan of all 32 teams so I win a super bowl every year. Its the only way to live.No. There is a girl at work that is a "lifelong" fan of whatever team it popular and in the championship. Was a Dodgers fan earlier this year, an Eagles fan in February, a Celtics fan last year, a Bucs fan when TB was there, a Chiefs fan (also theyre a Swifty that goes without saying). I've never confronted them about their swaying alignment but just say "wow. You're team is having a good year" and they'll always say "yeah. Hows your Jaguars? Looking like shit this year again haha"
Get out of your room and go socialize with your family.
>>152653657You are my family. Merry Christmas.
>>152653650ChiefsPackersHaagen Dazs Rum Raisin
>>152653657my sister kicked us out
>>152653657I would rather stay in my moms basement
>>152653674That's what you get for coming out to your family when all they want is to relax.
>>152653627>>152653657I just got a Betta Fish as a gift. What the fuck do I do now?
>>152653657We already had our Christmas a couple days ago.
>>152653693Get another one and put them in the tank together
>>152653693ask for a worse fish
Alright this is it. Herbie wins mvp and heems Josh Allen's bills in the mvpbowl
>>152653693Eat it/give it to the cat
>>152653650BillsHawksCoffee
>>152653700I already know they kill eachother, my parents made that mistake in 2005.>>152653701why?
>>152653704>eagles packers AGAINno thanks
>>152653714The nfl loves this shit. Afc has jags Texans 3
>>152653714You're right anon, it should be 49ers packers again lol
>>152653705dainty paws typed this post
>>152653657I'm with my nana, mother and one of my sisters right now :) already had Christmas lunch and just ate some Pavlova. Gonna wait a while then have a piece of cheesecake
>>152653657All of my blood related family is either deceased or live in other areas of the country. So I have all of you guys to hang out with instead! :,D
>>152653476You talk alot of shit for someone who is just an armchair analyst m the rascism doesn't help. You hate non white QBs despite them making you look dumb all year. Just chill out. Im 95% sure you never will though. This is most of your daily attention tho. Never become a scout plz
>>152653736>cheesecakeWhat kind? Just plain or does it have some strawberry topping?
Actually jags lose to uncle Phil this week and herbie takes the 2nd sneed for chargers Texans 2
>>152653361it's not the 25th yet retard
>>152653756not with that attitude
>>152653746>You hate non white QBsThat depends on which Kiwi you're talking to. Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu is probably really racist but he doesn't just blindly hate black QBs, he really likes Jalen Milroe and regularly praises Jalen Hurts.The /pol/ baiting Kiwi on the otherhand probably does just hate all non white QBs.
>>152653597Is McCarthy going to be the next mahomes in 3/5 years? He passed the eye test after all
>>152653762I only started post again like a week ago after two years. 4chan is too many bots and /pol/ talking points on everyboard. Sorry I don't know the right kiwis
For me, it's N9ne.
>>152653746>You hate non white QBsImagine falling for this bit. It's a fucking meme/shitposting bro I don't actually think all black QBs suck. I was higher on Jalen Hurts than anyone else on /nfl/ pre draft 2020, I rated CJ Stroud higher than most people here in 2023 who just memed him because "muh OSU Quarterbacks" and I was hyping Jalen Milroe for months before the draft I had him QB1. The fact you actually think shitposting is my real opinion is hilarious. Maybe once you've been here for a while you'll understand the difference>>152653748Lemon cheesecake no fruit but there's some leftover strawberries and blueberries I could put on if I feel like it>>152653762If I didn't keep getting banned I'd still post with a trip and it'd be easier to tell the difference. It's annoying sometimes but better then waiting 3 days everytime the FAGGOT mods ban for the most harmless bants or gilf webms
>p-p-please call me>a-anyone?
>>152653664>Haagen Dazs Rum RaisinCan't think of nothin nastier than some raisins in a bowl of ice cream
>Ronde Barber says Bowles isn't on the hot seathow in the FUCK Gruden went 9-3 and collapsed going 9-7 and missed the playoffs and he got fired. Raheem Morris started 4-2, lost out ending 4-12 and he got fired. Bucs this year started 5-1 and are on track to collapse every bit as badly as those teams. How the fuck can he be safe when the Glazers have precedent in firing choking coaches?
>>152653801>Lemon cheesecakeI never had this before, sounds amazing. Citrus goes really well with anything that's rich.
Merry Chiefsmas /nfl/!
2026 Christmas weekend:>Thursday, 12/24- Thursday night football>Friday, 12/25- 1:00ET, 4:30ET, and 8:20ET Christmas games>Saturday, 12/26- 1:00, 4:00, and 8:20 games again>Sunday, 12/27- typical Sunday football>Monday, 12/28- MNF double header, 6:00ET and 9:00ET gameswho's hyped for next year?
>>152653806he should do it
>>152653812Gruden got fired for talking shit. Just a t sayin
>>152653829That's not even true. His emails didn't leak until many years later.
Jags/Bears would be fun too. :)
>>152653812Arians is in the executive suite protecting him because black head coaches need protecting.
>>152653812I guess because of the amount of injuries on both sides Bowles is getting a pass. I mean it wasn't just one or two guys they had Wirfs, Goedeke, Mauch, McMillan, Evans, Irving and Kancey out multiple games. Plus add whatever Baker Mayfield is playing through
>>152653840Chargers vs Rams owl
I hope everyone gets the same amount of presents as their quarterback's Wonderlic score :)
>>152653200SeahawksMariners in the world series
>>152653861texans fans getting coal kek
>>152653861has any qb ever had a worse score than vince young?
>>152653852I hate this fucking excuse, man. Good coaching can get you through injuries. Look at the fucking 49ers. They absolutely demolished the Colts this week and you can't tell me they have better weapons than us. He's proven he can't elevate the talent on this team year after year after year and he consistently fields one of the worst defense in the league year after year after year as a DEFENSIVE head coach. He brings ZERO value to this team if he can't even put a halfway decent defense on the fucking field.Honestly he seems like a very good guy but he's a terrible head football coach, plain and simple.
>>152653860Horrid
>>152653861Wonderlic doesn't exist anymore
>Las Vegas Raiders
>>152653868Coleridge is a top 3 QB >source Coleridge Bernard "C.J." Stroud IV
>>152653890>my selfhe’s like if jared goff was retarded and black
what the FUCK happened?????????????
>>152653890Why not just call himself "Cole Stroud"
this is what they took from you
>>152653899He has internal injuries hes fuvkef
>>152653903The lights didn't represent timeouts you can see the timeouts under their names
>>152653899bakey is playing with a torn labrum and the HC refuses to shut him down. literally the same thing that happened his last season in cleveland
>>152653650SeahawksChorgersI don't even like ice cream give me a slice of pie
>>152653200GiantsHope
>>152653903the jews will pay for this
>>152653913>pie>not cakeretard
>>152653910>bakey is playing with a torn labrum and the HC refuses to shut him downThat's why we should have kept Trask over Bridgewater.
>>152653861And there it is>>152653874That's fair and I'm not Todd Bowles biggest fan but he's also not the worst option. Nothing is set in stone anyway I know Ronde Barbe is plugged in and covers games but a lot could change if they get blown out these next 2 games
>>152653810>Pallet of a 6 year oldHe's from the Midwest I guarantee it
what did people think of the chiefs before Mahomes?
>>152653801>I was hyping Jalen Milroe for monthswhat the fuck, you're not supposed to troll my team
>>152653930Palate*
>>152653931Good teams with shit qbs >smeth
>>152653931i liked smeth
>>152653922>everything is DA JOOS faultWe will continue to prosper despite your ignorance and blind hatred
>>152653931Ass. Total ass.
>>152653903Fox really did have the score bug. CBS used to have some good ones too
>>152653650bearsbillscookies & cream
>>152653926It's fine, but I'd rather have a brownie. But I'd really rather have pie.
>>152653344IAYC :^)
Jayden Daniels sophomore slump has to be the biggest ever?
I can't wait for the Christmas shit after dinner tomorrow. I bet it'll be even better than the Thanksgiving one last month.
>>152653949God, I love me some Sekka Black and Foxxy Darling. To me, Sally D'Angelo tops both but they're gonna do it for me.
>>152653650>Seahawks >implying I have a second favorite teamProbably French Vanilla but I rarely eat ice cream
>>152653200>Jags>Jags Super Bowl win
>>152653650RaidersIdk rasm I guessAny of the jennis sorbet flavors or the purple star born or whatever
>>152653932Somehow I doubt John Schneider drafted Milroe because I kept posting about him kek. I actually lost $250 on a draft bets because of him. I had $200 on him going 3rd overall (thought the Giants would swing for him) and a $50 hedge that he'd be drafted somewhere in the top 10. I was completely off at least in terms of where the league valued him compared to where I valued him. I still think he's gonna be great one day
>>152653931Great runningbacks, never a contender
>>152653953Lel no. There is an ocean of QBs who have a great rookie year and then suck ass or get hurt (or both) the next year. But Daniels has proven himself to be yet another one of those guys who the league has figured out by their 2nd year.
>>152653974>jags>playoff winsI laff
>>152653967based>>152653981He's the third string behind Seahawk legend Drew Lock, I don't think he's going to play much except for meme plays.
haha, have you guys noticed how 'Jags' sounds just like 'fags?' haha
>>152653650TexansPackersdon't really eat ice cream like ever I guess plain vanilla blue bell
>>152653955>Christmas shitChristmas *Lamar
>>152653999checked. source?
What would be the most realistic but hilarious team Lamar gets delt to in the offseason.
>>152654009Schefter tweeted it
>hurr durr lamar and harbaugh hate each other and lamar has checked out everything is literally fine. now stop spreading lies
>>152654014Miami will get him but Oakland would be funniest.
>>152653999DELETE THIS!!
>>152654014Jets
>>152654014The New York Jets
>>152653999I guess, but what I really noticed is how suddenly there are jagfags here in Week 16 after none existing prior and for the past 10 years. Almost as if their buckbreaking of the broncucks turned them into subservient cuckolds
>>152654024>>152654025
>>152654014Redskins
>>152654014Buccs. Mayfield for Lamar.
All I want for Christmas is Bussy
>>152654028I'm happy for the Doovolunteers :)
>>152654041you'll have to wait until the draft next year
T-Law got hit hard multiple times during the course of that game and still led his team (on the road) to a double digit victory. I'd be remiss to say that I wasn't admittedly impressed. Jags are the real deal this year.
>>152654047>>152654028
>>152654046>locked on faggies>bussy disrespect
What is it about the upcoming Jags dynasty that upsets people?
is nick right?
>>152653200RaidersFirst overall pick
Andy Reid is going to shit his pants on the sideline tomorrow and be carted off the field while crying and giving thumbs down to the fans
>>152654064>is the man who is never right correct?what do you think
>>152654064The owl should be held at the snowiest possible venue every year.
>>152654067Andy Reid is going to eat Sean Payton whole
>>152654065>saving the thumbnail
>>152654006Lamar doesn't play tomorrow. Gonna have to be a Christmas Goof in this case
got a 15 thousand dollar Christmas bonus i think im gonna get a new computer or a really expensive synthesizer like the moog one i havent decided yet
>>152654081this is a bad time to buy a new compy anon
Guys, CFB is on!
>>152654064The only thing he would be right about or in doing would be that he needs to kill himself and purchasing a shotgun from a pawn shop. You're a ragebaiting kike for even bringing him up here. Merry Christmas fellow niggerball enthusiasts. Here's to another year of watching unsentenced felons give each other drain bamage.
>>152654081Gonna need more than 15K for the RAM alone.
>>152654084yeah thats true but i could really use one
>>152654086Holy shit it's happening
>>152654057you said the same thing about broncucks about 6 days ago
>>15265408130,000 gumballs
>>152654093i have some good ram in the closet luckily
>>152654070there aren't many NFL stadiums up north without a dorm. lambeau would be cool but i don't think green bay can accommodate all the people working at and watching the game. same goes with buffalo but it's not as bad as green baythat leaves the pats' stadium (soulless) and soldier field
>>152654081Fuarkin tidy man. You don't wanna buy new wheels or travel?
>>152654064It's crazy his entire shtick is being a greasy jew stereotype.
>>152654099I did?
>Lamar's career might actually die on the Jets
more like good bussy in the closet
I wish everyone a Merry Sneedmas!
>>152654111dont really go for cars or travelingdrooled over this synthesizer for years but i cant swing both the keyboard and a new computer so its either one or the other >>152654120lol
>>152653990Whenever the Jags make the playoffs they are usually good for one or two wins.
Merry Bussy
>>152654107what about cleveland or pittsburgh?
i hate the broncos but they have a cute cheerleading squad
>>152654147I like even the cheerleaders look like milfs
how much of humiliation ritual when they play this ad?
>>152654147i don’t go for blacks but bottom right does it for me
>>152654147This looks like it was taken in 2007
>>152654173it was
>>152654180
>>152654166I hadn't even considered, oh lol
>>152654166he should have given her his arm
>>152654147thats one of the grimmest looking squads i have ever seen. 8 of them could pass as trannies
>>152654166what is happening in this image?
>>152654180It really wasn't though
>>152654147Top row, far rightorBottom row, front and center ...IMO.
>>152654219procreation
Who wins bussies or trannies?
>>152654147>all of these women are in their 60s at the leastgrim
>>152654219bundling home and auto
>puckers
>>152654229erm, top row second from left?
>>152654233>DubsApparently both
>>152654139Cleveland and Pittburgh are dumps. The only stadium that would be worth it is Gillette Stadium
>>152654233Ryback
>>152654252disgusting
>>152654252STINKY
>>152653881Why not?
>>152654233EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!BUSSIESVSTRANNIES!BEGIN!Yo, we the bussies, tight and ready to ride,Boy pussy poppin’, full of that bottom pride!We take it deep, make tops lose their mind,Your neopussy game? Just surgically refined.We natural born, no scalpel, no dilation blues,You clocky in the club, gettin’ misgendered clues.We slay in the sheets without HRT pills,You chasin’ that passin’, we givin’ real thrills!Step back, fembois, with your fake-ass claim,We the real girls, puttin’ bussies to shame! Laser, hormones, voice trainin’ on fleek,You still got that bro vibe, smellin’ like Greek.We fought for our rights, dysphoria’s hell,You just horny bottoms ringin’ that bell.Bussy’s a joke, a fetishized term,We queens of the scene, make the whole world squirm!Clock us? Honey, we pass better than you,Your “bussy” throbs for girl dick, that’s true!Ha! You jealous ‘cause we got that grip so tight,No bottom surgery, still winnin’ the night.You dilatin’ daily, we just lube and go,Tranny chasers ghost you, but tops love our flow.We own the slang, -ussy suffix our crown,You borrow our vibes but still wear that frown.AGP myths? Nah, we authentic and raw,Your girl’s just a man in a wig and bra!Oh please, little twink, with your fragile ego trip,We transitioned for life, not just for the tip.Bussy boys beg for that trans girl dick,But we top or we switch, make you submit quick!You fetishize us in your porn and your chats,We livin’ our truth, slayin’ TERFs and the rats.From Caitlyn to Hunter, we changin’ the game,Your bussy’s expired, go back to your shame!WHO WON?WHO’S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!
>>152654260What about open-air expansion? Include metlife and lumen?
>>152654275Maybe
Bahamanon is about to get a visit from Santa...!
>>152654291He died in a hurricane, anon.
>>152654291How is Santa so fast?
>>152654291I remember doing this with my cousin on my Windows 98 25 years ago
>>152654286let people enjoy things
>>152654291communists get santa presents? wtf
>>152654300this nigga was on the service pack!
>>152654291pua turndaballova
>>152654286>sucker punching a guy for peacefully masturbating in publicWhite trash moment
>>152654286I CANT GOON!
>>152654286>get arrested for some guy assaulting you
>>152654306>>152654307this was never a problem when they played at Shea
>>152654291I think coal is a better gift than a Pooa jersey
Caleb Williams is gay
the 'rents got me a team hoodie from temu
>>152654343Be grateful
>>152654336No he isn't.
>>152653587Who the fuck are you arguing with nigger. They liked him because he has a big arm, showed up in big games against top competition, and led the FBS in passing yards twice. This is a matter of fact and why they drafted him faggot.
>>152654354Caleb Williams is NOT gay
>>152654343are you a chinese?
Its almost here, bros! I'm so excited!
>>152654355a shame about his knees being made of glass many a talent betrayed by their bodies
it’s grim
I just matched with Caleb Williams on grindr
>>152654366Merry (almost) X-Mas! :D
imagine being a FB for Hawaii. 2 snaps per week and chill.
>>152654355>this is a matter of fact why they drafted himSo they got the evaluation wrong then didn't they? They glossed over issues that a random Kiwi could see from a 6 game evaluation. Pic related was my write up on him when I was living in Australia. I gave him a 3rd round grade because he constantly failed to drive through his lead leg on his throws. I saw that when comparing his early college tape to his 23 tape. I'm just a random on 4chan not a GM paid millions of dollars kek. Not my problem the Falcons are run by fucking morons and took a 3rd round QB 8th overall
>>152654375and a merry christmas eve right back at ya!
>>152654382How did you evaluate me? Do you think I have a chance to get taken before the 4th?
>>152654355you should never be rewarded for beating the ducks, the premier frauds of the pac12
Grow a fucking mustache already.
>>152654336a gay sissy nigger
it's safe to say that Jordan Love is a bust
>>152654400He looks good without a stache
packers lit 3 first round picks on fire kek
Going for a cigar and whiskey
>>152654391you look alright but i have this prospect graded above you
>>152654406he needed a few more years behind rodgers and also to have been white, what a shame!
>>152653200LolphinsThat dirty tennis ball Tyreek Hill to finally go away
this bussy
>>152654351it actually looks decent, but I'll be damned if I put it in the laundry with anything else>>152654360你好
>>152654425I got a hoodie reppin' my local pharmacy/FFL
>>152654147>too many
my older brother's hot asian wife is flirting with me hard right now
You do know mahomes still hasn't taken a snap while eliminated right? The stream of dominance ain't over yet. With your newly acquired picks where making it back for another two oel wins and Kelce is signing a new deal. >>152654166You lost tranny
>>152654452what fooseball team does she liek?
>>152653200TardinalsDeath to everyone involved with the Cardinals organization, or a Dbacks world series
1. Korean2. Chinese3. Filipino ..9001. Thai
The Chiefs made the Santas nice list in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Santas nice list era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
I can't believe Doanld Trump isn't a good person. Anyway go Mark Davis
>>152654471my gf is betterFind U a girl you can have a mental breakdown in front of
>>152654498He's basically a criminal abusing the presidential position's powers.
>>152654498I don’t know what you’re trying to falseflag as and what’s your endgame but the only thing they have in common is they have bad haircuts
>>152654496
>>152654471heavily filtered
Godgers vs Gayleb in the fagb owl btw.
I'm thinking about blumpfy on Christmas!!!
When you think about it, Trump is like Al Davis running America but isn’t Marks hair
If trump bought the bills how many rings would they have right now?
get a life dude, its fucking Christmas
>>152654508this nigga gives me uncanny valley every time I see him
>>152654536Trust your instincts
>>152654503>>152654514that's an old webm before filters were a thing
How would you make the jets, raiders or browns a contender
>>152654529The Charlotte Bills of the Arena Football League after the dissolution of the NFL? Still 0
You boys got any interesting plans for tomorrow? Ill probably just have Christmas dinner with some family. Ive noticed the older I get the more and more apathetic I get to things like the holidays or my birthday. Maybe Im just jaded. Anyways, Merry Christmas you fucking racist niggers.
>>152654519>>152654525>>152654529schizo alert
>>152654545fold them into one team under completely different leadership
>>152654545I would generally manage the football operations better to start with.
we dont talk about my raidies here
Christmas is a pointless holiday, Americans are lazy and should be working instead. Companies are losing millions thanks to all of these holidays..
>>152654564good point nick
>schiz-ACK!
>gEt A LiFe DuDe iTs FuCkInG cHrIsTmAs
bk trying to bait people into politics to get banned again?
>>152654564Your first month at work should be unpaid.Training costs money.You're not productive yet.Month two you're on 60% salary.Month three you earn full rate.Think of it as investing in yourself.
>>152654572tf is going on here
>>152654545new ownership for every single onemove the jets somewhere else like St. Louis or San Antonio
>>152654564What does holiday even mean anyway
Merry Chiefsmas!
>>152654382You have no skin in the game
mental illness
>>152654573Burger King
>>152654576the miracle of birth
>>152654545Literally replace all their FOs with index funds
>>152654545raiders are unironically a QB away from being a threat. Elite RB and TE, decent WR, and top 12 defense.they went 1-5 against playoff teams with a combined differential of 7 points (bears and jags(OT) 1 each, 2 texans, -7 pats, 3 and 7 broncos)
>>152654582troons are literally degrading the backbone of America rn
>>152654569i laugh at this pic every time
>>152654564>>152654541bot is at it again
allen gonna throw a pick against the jets and ruin the perfect record
>>152654531You're here with the rest of us too...dude. Don't be a hypocrite. Santa hates hypocritical behavior.
>>152654598Men in wigs and spray tan
Wow. Wonder why this was deleted in the span of a few minutes but not someone talking about Trump in /nfl/ kek can someone tell me why that could be?
my family and I were going out to Christmas dinner and a bunch of troons walked in wearing pentagram t-shirts. Alex Jones was right about the fluoride and anti depressants in the drinking water. It’s making people go completely insane.
>>152654608This country is fucking FUCKED. We have insane troons with axe wound neovaginas running for office and competing in womens sports.HITLER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS FUCKING GRAVE
>>152654613America used to be so legitimate
>>152654595They basically need to draft a QB and an oline this draft. If Brady actually knows what he's doing they should be a threat next season.
>>152654609yes the tripschizo is an asshole and the faggot using the pedo mirror site to post jenny ack images 24 hours a day are fucking annoying
>>152654595every team you just listed is a fraud
>>152654594it works for the dodgers
>>152654620Nick will save us :)
enjoy your bans when the schizo agitprop glowtroons decide that your fun is over….holy fuck this place is turning into reddit
>>152654619That's just residual meth
I almost forgot about the X-Mas themed thread lol I wonder if this thread will hit the bump limit before midnight strikes
>ment-ACK!
>>152654622>If Brady actually knows what he's doinghe doesn't
VIKINGS-chan>HAIIINANI GA SUKI>DARKO CHOTO LETTO, YORI MO A-NINE-TAMELLY CLISTMASSSSSS
>>152654632He's been around 10 years big guy. Admit it's not counterculture to hate the government. It's watercooler
>>1526546389/11 was faked just like the moon landing
>>152654586Not my problem mutt. If I did have skin in the game I'd certainly make better decisions than Terry Fontenot and Kwesi Adolfo Ngubu
>>152654646Did they fake all 6 moon landings?
>>152654646The Arabs did 9/11, you have to be completely retarded to believe in conspiracy theories. Also the moon landing conspiracy has been debunked numerous times, they brought rock samples back and the survivors have given first hand account of what happened. Take your meds.
>>152654646Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.That shit was a controlled demolition.
>>152654646There were several moon landings
Chiefs fans aren’t demoralized enough for my liking. I expected them to be in hiding
>>152654669You're conflating them with people who just like maiking you madLook up conflating zoomer trash
>enjoy your bans when the schizo agitprop glowtroons decide that your fun is over….holy fuck this place is turning into reddit
they dont want you to know this but the moon is actually made of cheese
>>152654669Most of them are.
>>1526546469/11 and the moon landing are real but earthquakes, hurricanes, and tornadoes are hoaxes by hollywood/flyovers
>>152654661>The Arabs did 9/11Yeah but the CIA and Bush knew it was going to happen and didn't stop it
>>152654662Jet fuel cant *melt* them but it CAN make them extremely malleable.Someone missed chemistry and physics class
>>152654679God I wish that were actually true...
>>152654680Are we in the same thread?
>>152654682No way Haliburton has anything to do with OPEC. You're sick.
>>152654536It's because he's an alien disguised as a human
>>152654685thats not what the saying is referring to people saw completely Liquid Metal in the rubble
>>152654661>the survivorsI think you’re getting your stories mixed up, moishe
>>152654536>>152654692it's because he's disco and you two are JIVE-ass turkeys
Kevin Wildes killed millions...
If anyone with half a brain has seen literally any example of a basic controlled demolition, that's almost exactly what the falling of the twin towers was on 9/11.
9/11 wasn't faked but W and friends probably knew it was going to happen.
>>152654669Contrary to /nfl/ cope, we aren’t fairweather bandwagons and never have been. The universal sentiment after we became a dynasty was that it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving fanbase. KC has always been extremely passionate despite never being relevant. There’s a lot of coping misconceptions about us itg, and the idea that we’re flaky bandwagoners is the biggest.
These fucking flyover dummies have never heard of gallium and the process of LME. Fuck I hate uneducated people that pretend to be smart
Caleb just blew out my asshole
Some of you watch daytime TV. Some of you should kill yourselves immediately.
>>152654712why hello there keisean nixon
>>152654669It's been a wild and fun ride, and Mahomes is barely 30. We will definitely be back
KCfags have only experienced a fraction of the hate and discrimination us 12s have faced every day for the past 15 years!
why are women like this these days? All of my siblings are married and my family is constantly asking me why I’m still single.
>>152654726no nix looking ass bitch
bitchknees just showed me his collection WTF!!!
Our moon is a perfect orb that rotates one face towards the earth's surface at all times. It's a fucking alien observation base
>>152654726women are spawns of satan
>>152654722It's a brady re-run. Genuinely the Steelers are beating Josh Allen in the Divisional and winning the SB and then Pat Mahomes wins 4 more SBs. Rigged trash.
>>152654733the moon rotates too you fucking moron
>>152654733Why does an alien observation base need such constraints. What about, say, Satellites. Or ICE biometric cameras.
30 minutes till I can open my gifts Do you open them tomorrow?
>>152654739>Stoolers Lmao
>>152654726This shit is fake as fuck. I have seen her gangbang vids and none of them are even over 100 men
>>152654734Bitch probably can’t even name 2 stones albums
>>152654747Yes, tomorrow morning for me.
>>152654734Sorry youre old stupid and lonely
I wish I could find a man like Aaron to blow my back out
>>152654734nostrils too cambodian; dropped
Why is the foreigner talking to me like we are equals?
>>152654747yes, I suspect the concept of opening presents early is lutheran nonsense
>>152654739Look, I get it, the Bills are perpetually cursed but...the Steelers?! Seriously, are you high or something?
>>152654748That's what they said thenWatch ARod fingertackle whatever fag they have on the Bills
>>152654739Is Aaron wins another ring where does that put him all time?
>>152654770See: 2005Ghanta
>>152654759Caleb.........
>us white Americans are truly the superior race
>>152654776above all his other two ring colleagues, but behind brady
>>152654759I'm your man*strokes my throbbing cock*I have a Santa outfit Where do you live?
>leave the genny for an hour>come back to /pol/shit and /x/shitDo I have to babysit you retards all the time?
>>152654769>>152654755Yeah I was testing you guys Tomorrow it is
>>152654792Yes mommy
>>152654793trust me, you don't want to open your presents early
Imagine thinking anglos are the better european race when meds had to teach them how to read and write
>>152653650ChargersOregon DucksThe old chunky monkey with brownie bits instead of fudge chunks.
>>152653938>every is da JOOS faultNot everything. Good and just things aren’t their fault. I know you’re just a cranky little jew because it’s Christmas Eve and all that. Anyways, enjoy your little hats and tops and golden shekels or whatever you lot do.
>>152654797open wide*unzips bob*
>>152654734She's cute. I think I have a chance.
>>152654769It's actually a white trash thing, impulse control>Oh I just can't wait, let the kifs open their presents!
>>152654792We were just moving this thread along with some bantz so that we could hit the bump limit ITT just in time for the Xmas themed thread
>>152654815Tell her her mother failed her and fuck her with a hard cock. That, my friends, is the secret... to love
We've never seen a Quarterback like Carson Beck
>>152654776Would cement him at fourth all time
>>152654743As I said, it rotates perfectly to direct the same side towards the earth's surface at all times. They give it a name like 'tidal locking' to make it seem normal
>>152654815she's a hmong and you're going to get murdered along with your whole family
>>152654776Immediately eclipses Mahomes, Brees, and Manning
half of you dysgenic retards would get pepper sprayed for even approaching most women
>>152654726>literal, unironic thousand cock stare
>>152654835>MahomesWeak bait
>>152654826more like barson kek, kek!
>>152654834That sounds hot. My ex murdered me once.
>>152654801Whos that mutt
>>152654836Why do they do that so much?
>>152654826Face like a buttholeWelcome to the Broncos 2026
>>152654835>Breeswhat the FUDGE has this BUM ever done except some forgettable nawlins owl? I had to hear 20 years of ball slobbering about some loser who IMMEDIATELY fucked off after floyd OD'd
>>152654835>BreesI'm swatting you
>>152654846you can do better!
Why do niggers eyes turn red during sex?because of the mace
Hue
>>152654842barfson is breddy gud desu
>>152654836Jokes on them because I don't approach women. As a matter of fact I choose not to.
>>152654857>racism>Brees obsessionFlorida?
I'll admit it, the entire nation of New Zealand (represented by me) are huge lifelong Jacksonville Jaguars fans. There's nobody like Trev and no team like the jaggies
There's literally no sports on other than the Hawaii Bowl right now. Not even euro shit.
>>152654857Pray that we don't ever cross paths in this life.
>>152654868What mace?
Missouri reportedly will be demolishing ArrowheadSeems a little extreme but ok
>>152654882Hawai’i*
>>152654886Why because you're underage
We will likely never see quarterback play like what Philip Rivers did against the 49ers on Monday. The dude literally came right off the coach after 5 years of not playing and put his team in a position to win the game. He showed that he was the commander and chief of that offense instead of just being a yes man who does whatever the coach/coordinator tells him to do. The problem with most qbs today is that they aren't actually anticipating anything, they're all rpo babies/playing almost entirely off of athletic ability. Knowing where to go with the ball before the ball is snapped is a skill that really no one has anymore. The only "anticipation" they really have anymore is college level
>>152654902I apologize.
>>152654836I never liked the cold approach method, always awkward and felt desperate to me. If I see a woman I like, I'd find out her socials and look at what kinds of things she liked to do and try to run into her organically at an event or place and see if we connect.
If it ain't Trev throwing the rock then I don't wanna know about it!!!
>>152654902John Christian appreciates you
>>152654900Noooooo the Soggy Bottom Boys concerts
Surprise to absolutely nobody: Rain in the forecast for Seattle on Christmas
>>152654919Like what the fucking loser convention
When I see Trev I feel safe I the knowledge that high quality ball is about to be played
CHIMP OUT in the Hawaii bowl
>>152654924That is classist and not needed
A few weeks ago in the r/NFCNorthMemeWar subreddit (a subreddit dedicated to posting memes about the NFC North) a Chicago Bears fan made a bet that he’d fuck a wheel of cheese if they lost to the Green Bay Packers in week 14. They did. He proceeded to upload a video of him humping a small Brie wheel while wearing a bear onesie. The subreddit made jokes that he didn’t do it right.Earlier today, someone different posted a video of them fucking a wheel of Brie. Penetration and all.The post was immediately removed and the sub is in hysterics.It’s fucking amazing.
>>152654948omg reddit gets crazy sometimes what's wrong with people
>>152654948I will shave my asshole and post it with a timestamp in the general if the bears beat the niners
>>152654942>t. SBB special interest group
Hawaiib owl was kino
MERRY XMAS /NFL/ THREAD >>152651742>>152651742>>152651742
>>152654931Most women are not as choosy and high maintenance as you are led to believe on this site. Most of you literally just have to learn how to have a conversation and not have fucking at the forefront of your mind when interacting with a woman because it will be incredibly apparent and put her off.
This is the team to watch. You've gotta respect em and respect the Trev
>>152654975nah
>>152654900its the oldest stadium in the AFC and 3rd oldest in the entire league
>>152654967There are literally trillions of buttholes on the internet, probably half of them yours
>>152654982
>>152654976I'm literally lying next to a woman. The secret is to be attractive. Whatever that looks like
ACTUAL NEW>>152654992>>152654992>>152654992
>>152654880>>152654886don't come up here or you'll get the green river treatment
>>152655007Washington is too much like Idaho for my taste
>>152655007Green river treatment? You a secret burrs fan? Chicago's home of the bright green river
