/copalib/ wishes you a Merry Christmas!>scheduleCopinha 02/01Estaduais 11/01>previous>>152651528
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Fuck a.nal
Bean fart fireworks expected itt tonight
>>152653202Wrong previous (missclick mb)>>152628053
fuck a.nal
>>152653233You ruined Christmas
my secret /copalib/ friend....has big fingers, so he always mistype in his posts (specially switches the space bar for a dot (.))
>>152653249How evil of me!
the attack of the jungle bean schizo
>>152653271not meI always.proofread my psosts
mengo
mango
>maradroga>xmas?
>>152653292christmas is not a christian celebration anymorein fact, it's the complete opposite, a sinuous holiday to celebrate consumism and the death of christian symbols, just like commiedona wanted inside his heart
Merry Christmas /copalib/, time for celebration, unless you're a jew, then fuck you
how hilarious is it that there's some niggas out there under the jungle canopy obsessed with some anonymous posters on a random vietnamese fly fishing forum
benigno is alive! it's a christmas miracle!
>>152653292Christmas is for all
We all love maradona here chud, happy holidays
Imagine if we combined Messi, Pelé,Maradona Neymar and Cristiano Ronaldo's DNA into one person
>>152653307I can see the nose behind this post
>>152653337HIDE YOUR MALE CHILDREN
Feliz navidad malparios dios los bendiga i'm.drunk already deus abencue poha
Friends, you wont believe this but the semifinal.of the tocantins.state league hapoened today
>>152653063Of course he got fed up, it was impossible to keep goingbut he taught everyone how to do it and he asked for help while at it. but no one did.if everyone recorded at least the match they're watching we could have constant webms. You failed the maligno.
Tonight I fuck my cousin if we get drunk enough
>>152653368Finals on december 27th and 30thAraguaína x tocantinopolisI dont know who jas ventaja desportiba
>>152653375except me of course, I always record webms for Galo's matches when I'm home.
>>152653368congrats anon >>152653271
>>152653375His friend died and he lost interest
>>152653383Neymar, what are you doing in Colombia? You were supposed to be at the hospital
got bored of CTR so this night will be Karters 2
>>152653202understandable but next time is perro OP
just a reminder when we say 12 grandes, Inter is not on that list
>>152653432Neither is Santos apparently
https://youtu.be/oHaUgAkG7cg
>m-may I say something? Guys? Guys?
>>152653497Ponrecito
>>1526534322025 doesn't count though
>>152653497no we don't care about your regionais. fuck off
>>152653497Lol. I had forgotten about that
>>152653513Wtf how did you know
>>152653508>Athletico PR>America MGmolto spaventoso, 2025 at least washed these shitters out
>>152653526We can see your soul
Merry Christmas
A new brazil.paraguai brazil bridge just got innauguratedBrazil innaugurated it on one day and paraguay on anotherIt should be called "a ponte da inimizade"
>>152653575Copalib's bridge
Post them
Merry Christmas everyone
>>152653575>>152653581if a road, bridge or tunnel doesn't have a name you can suggest the name of any dead person to the statebut since its an international bridge, who's actually in charge of naming it?
>carille was coaching goiásWtf that saying about tite going to goias was right
>>152653592what the fuck is that goo
>>152653600Me
>>152653592grim, but I won't post my instant noodles
I had Christmas ceviche
>>152653610Vitel tone
o cheiro foi chiganchi
I'm eating frozen pizza because my brother and his bitch wife are gonna be late, as always
>>152653656You should at least bake it
>>152653661I learned my lesson, I'm not baking early thread anymore
>at table with family>dont know how to interact with them>only thing i know how to talk about is futchibol and videogamesfuck
>>152653610Aí sim, gostei, só as cores do Fluzão, parabéns
ironically I'll be eating some sopa paraguaya tonight
>>152653691Muito cuidado
>>152653688>who are you talking to so much on your phone anon, your girlfriend?
We are eating cod
>>152653691for me it's porco a paraguaia
I already ate 2 hours ago
>>152653708My aunt was criticizing me
Espn is airing thie kino
>>152653688>I <3 miso prostolnever had that flavour, is it spicy?
>>152653508REPETE COMIGOTROPA DOPAU MÉDIO
Uma ligação friaCom um convite quenteVocê é uma comprometida que me ligaE eu sou o solteiro que atendeDepois que o suor seca no chãoÉ fácil me chamar de tentaçãoComo se eu fosse o culpadoDo que cê faz com o seu namoradoComo se eu que tivesse alguémMas, diferente de você, meu beijo não tá enganando ninguémJogando erro contra erroO seu é bem maior que o meuDa vida, cê não tira eleDa cama, cê não tira euNão joga a culpa toda pro meu ladoÉ você que tem alguém do ladoEu sou apenas o P do pecadoEu sou
I'm hungry as fuck, auntie didnt even arrive yetfeeling excessively drunk for 2 glasses of wine
>>152653691Disgusting,i will send some asado to save you my friend.
>>152653888I pondered long about posting this song not long ago
>>152653951pardo hands
>>152653965I identify as black though
boas festas galera!
>>152653996based quotas enjoyer
almost midnight, not a single post about Christmas from Sr Jacob.
>>152654027ele é judeu, hein???
>>152653917Big if true
nobody expects you to keep up with this charade, you don't have to be dancing the samba constantly
Is it just me or we don't have flags anymore? Merry Christmas bros
>no posts about ChristmasBocaRacingIndependienteSan Lorenzo>posted about ChristmasRiver Plate@tapiachiquiremember this when choosing your grande
>>152654128>>posted about Christmas>River Plate
auntie fr gonna arrive 20 min before xmas im on the 4th wine glassthinking about calling my ex
>have not wished a Merry ChristmasCruzeiroSão PauloGrêmio>wished a Merry ChristmasAtleticoVascoFlamengoFluminenseBotafogoCorinthiansPalmeirasSantosInternacional
Dear santa, or jesus kid if you exist please make the Char's secanucas/bostero de aguachica/ intschizo/attentionbitch with daddy issues to stop posting.
>>152654172mas no dia do orgulho gay não pode faltar o post com arco-iris
>clubs that celebrate holidays on twitter
>>152654179>bostero de aguachicakek
>>152654218read: >>152654217
>>152654172>>152654217Another important data point are the Easter posts. Some clubs post chocolate, others post the passion of Christ
Why would you wish merry crhstimas to strangers in a mongolian basket weaving forum that they don't even care or know about you?
Zul saryn mend, copalib!
marry crismas /copalib/
>>152654243I love you too stranger
>>152654243I care about you
Feliz natal copalib :DDDD
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKKKKnever drinking bananinha again
>>152654172>>152654217These 3 teams plus boca just made their posts as soon as 00:00 hitWhat is your narrative now chud?
>>152654243it doesn't matter, i wish you the best no matter what, even if you're a bokita fag
>>152654319Racing Club posted "Felices Fiestas"
I wish you a happy holidays DESPITE you being a bokita chud
>>152654242I'll look into it
>>152654128we got the best christmas post
señores, estou bêbado
>>152654329woke bullshit
Just saw a blue present with yellow wrappings and the only thing I could think about was Boca
>>152654242>>152654358>Fluminenseposted a cross on a maintain>Corinthiansposted a photo on Vatican>Grêmiodonated candy to children>Atleticoposted about the easter bunny>Cruzeiro>Flamengoposted about chocolate>Vasco>Botafogo>Intersimply wished Happy Easter>São Pauloposted an egg>Palmeirasdid not post anything about Easter
>>152654415>maintainmountain lol
>>152654415>>São Paulo>posted an egggrim
>>152654415>>São Paulo>posted an eggI know you meant an easter egg, but this is such a funny sentence to read.I'm surprised that only two clubs made Christian posts about Easter, though.
>thinking of São Paulo Futebol Clube on a christmas nightBut if i say the O word.......
>>152654470it wasn't an easter egg, it was just an egg
one neighbour is listening to cumbia villera while the other is listening to All I Want for Christmas is You
>is são paulo playing?No.>is são paulo being mentioned?Yes.>what do we call this?The christmas spirit of jolly obsession
>>152654485Feliz NavidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadPróspero año y felicidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadPróspero año y felicidadI wanna wish you a merry ChristmasI wanna wish you a merry ChristmasI wanna wish you a merry ChristmasFrom the bottom of my heartI wanna wish you a merry ChristmasI wanna wish you a merry ChristmasI wanna wish you a merry ChristmasFrom the bottom of my heart
>family is all outside talking loudly while gunshots soar in the distance >noone wants to come in inside>minuto missa tomorrow at 10 which I just know they will be too tired to comenext christmas I will just go to church alone and make my own rabanada
>>152654533have you thought about going to a later mass on the same day?
>>152654547frei will only have one mass tomorrow and I must prestigiate it
Sao paulo counters the principle of imanence. It ceases to exist outside the annual 3150 minutes in which it is playing and therefore it cant be emntioned
>>152654550Lol.the priest is named after an orcaOr a philosophical concept, i dont know
>>152654550*Freier Wille
merry christmas to all our postersI am still the president
Predict the championCopalib watch party btw
Diego Armando Metadona
comunicado oficialcu
>>152654481kek
Merry Christmas lads hope mumza put on a good spread for you.
Morry chrismas anon
I didn’t eat beans today
>>152655174welcome to civilization
Sneed
Beans are the cornerstone of civilization, you ignorant fool
This nigga eats beans
Never let a guy who drinks boiled weed to tell you not to eat your beans
Anything that comes from the ground is famine food.
Os maiores exportadores de feijão do mundo incluem Mianmar, Estados Unidos, China e Argentina, responsáveis por uma grande parte do comércio global
>>152653202
Feliz Navidad, amigos del otro lado del charco, que el Señor os colme de salud.
>>152656242Imagine a couple made of a military policeman and a nurse
merry christmas brudis
>>152656272Merry Christmas. Do not trust that argie who doesn’t like beans
woke up fat and drunk what happened
>>152656276Chernobyl
for me it's the random bomba de estruendinho at 10am because fuck you
>>152656390>estruendoI google'd and that's a pokemon
>>152656398they got the concept about estruendinhos about right
bom chia copalib
I farted and people thought it was fireworks but it was actually explosive beans
Zatoka Jest ŚwiatemDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
porra xaudão cadê o futbol caralho
>>152656730>>152654729
Got a pair of sweatpants
who you guys got?
>>152656829Marica fan myself
Rony to Santos for 5 YEARS
>>152656829For me, it's ORC
>>152656829Democrata, da black pantherRawr
>>152657018whats up with that flag counter?
>>152657034it counts flags
>>152657018>114 green flags>20 blue flags>4 dinosaurs
>>152656829club sociedad secs desde la cuna.
>>152657018>>152657055>only one umbrella
>>152657058Tomorrow is secs day
>>152657018I was in Governador Valadares not too long ago
>>152656829>secs>fac>marica>sidanot beating the allegations
>>152657084you forgot GAS
>>152657108That's what happens when you eat too much beans
>>152656829>97 teams just in serie D.>Colombia only has 40 teams >some of them will exist just for a year or 2.we are the 4th world of leagues. Also reminder that Textor wants to stop relegations.
Merry Christmas /copalib/ros
>>152656829For me, it's Clube do Futebol do Regatas Marica
>>152657207>two parrillastruly the goat
>>152657207Palmeiras tied that game though
>>152657207You can't really suffer in Argentina, huh
>>152657207Who took the picture
>>152657207>keeps the main parrilla halalpenaldo in shambles
>between my perro and me we ate like 60 sanguchitosSend help
>>152657207Truly beanless first world
Mom, mom, I killed /copalib/
recebeu presenchi du navidochi e jantou bolo do feijão
i just realised my fav cheap argie wine is now being made by gauchos, into the trash it goes. got myself a cheap poortuguese one.
>>152657207i can tell this is AI generated because messi isn't that tall
valeu beleza
>VASCO TEM CONVERSAS AVANÇADAS PARA VENDA DA SAF; MARCOS LAMACCHIA É A BOLA DA VEZ Vascrefisa
>>152657929notice how there's two parrillas in the image, it's the miniature child version
>>152657266Benigno
did any of you have beans last night
>>152659052The guy that had feijão tropeiro did
>>152659143that's memom ended up putting mustard instead of collard on the thing, the leaf not the sauce.but it ended up good, added a subtle spiciness to it
>>152659235They don't call us beaner and spic for no reason
>>152659259>theyno one calls me that
*cumbia santafesina playing in the distance*
Thinking about getting some havaianas nowMaybe one with Vitoria colors
>>152660206I feel like you're really a Brazilian with a VPN
>>152660206
Frens all I wanted for christmas was for this animal to die in its sleep.
>>152660423that's not even an havaianas, bootleg sandals
How many of you based chads went to church today?
>ynr yerry mina to barcelonawhat the fuck were they smoking
Perro Vela
>>152660392I used to be brazilian like you but then I took an arrow to the knee
>>152660519perro humidificador
Imagine Bahia owning Panama
Southern brazil confirmed whiter and more civilized than peroncagada and urubasura
/a is comfy today, the rest of the site is dead
>>152660756whats that?
>>152660717Looks pretty based ngl
>>152661027self reported flamengo fans
too many ron ponches last night
>>152660997why haruhi is so evil
>>152659052When my mother said "i forgot to serve the beans" at the end of the party I remembered you
>>152660206Do it
>>152660516>Maxi lopez to barça>douglas to barça>paulinho from china to barça
>keirrison to barça>henrique to barça>vitor roque to barça
All of these happened but people hoped for neymar to barca last year na they were likeNo, this guy is shit
>>152661027Steam userbase.
>>152661041god helps us all
I'm gonna quit my job, go back to my state and study for another concurso full time. Merry Christmas copalib.
>>152660997/a/ stop being comfy almost 10 years ago, neo-/a/ is trash.
I've never watched a Roberto Carlos special
>>152661428uh, gaben's drm gulag>>152661631neither>>152661614today i said, i dont lurk/go there
>>152661508>another concursowdym are you going to quit a civil servant job to study to another one? if yes you're fucking crazy and i say this as someone who has already done it
>>152662283I am a empregado publico not a servidor, I want to become a servidor. Also, I absolutely hate my current job, they threw me on a team that works with Business Intelligence and I wanted to be a programmer. I passed the concurso for Analista de Sistemas - Desenvolvimento and they pushed me to do this garbage. I've got 200k on the bank, my father's apartment is vacant, so I have where to live, and I'm single so I can study full time and get something better.
>>152662462>I am a empregado publico not a servidoroh same here. and had a decent amount on the bank aswell when i did itwell go for ir then if you have a good a strategy. just be VERY CAREFUL to never relax or lose focus because this is what happened to me but thankfully i still managed to become a servidor somehow
>ahhhhh no football>here, tocantinense final>noooooo not this one
>talking about work instead of copa
>>152662607we all know tourão do norte is going to win
>>152662580I do, it's all well planned. Told my boss that I wanted to change teams to work with something that I actually like and she told me she's going to escalate to the higher bosses. Depending on the answer I'll just tell them that I'm going to follow aviso prévio and quit one month later. That's actually going to make me very happy so I'm kinda hoping for this answer.Also, yeah, not gonna lose focus, that's the most important part.
>>152662807There is no copa fren
>>152662859This. All the big teams decided to cancel copa, we're playing Sulamericana now.
>Clubes do Pará criticam investimento do Governo e de mineradora em CTs de Remo e PaysanduBolsa senpaiília for clubs
>>152662995>no CT for Tuna Luso and Águia de Marabá
Yuro cup 2021 was the last nail in the coffin
>everyone working for the governmentargentina economy in 10 years
>>152663161I mean it's the only to get a respectful job in this country
>>152663161These niggas full time studying and job planning on Christmas night and I'm just doing my best not to goon and make JC cry
>had to spend christmas listening about júlio casares and company
>>152663292And that's a good thing
>>152663161You have been saying this for the last 10 years and before that you were saying we were going to become venezuela in 10 years
>>152663441What are you doing in Bahia
cry for me flag faggot
Jogo horroso do meu Goffão hoje hein galera, acabou com o Natal da nossa senpaiília
Brazil will become czechoslovakia in 2 centuries
the greatest goal i ever saw live in a stadiumhttps://youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg?si=ZHASMWDBw3rt_qbk
cala bouca e fica prunto
damn I wish there was somewhere I could chat with my copalib niggas
What kind of beans do you get on the 25th
>>152664053Like a general thread?
>>152663292>I'm just doing my best not to goon and make JC cryi failed at this (but didn't cum)it's probably easier to pass a judgeship exam than quit gooning completely
>>152660997>>152661614evertytime I go to /a/ there's a Naruto storytime, what happened to that place
jingle beans
This is the new owner of Vasco da Gama
>>152664898Who will be his first signing?
>>152664936Dybala
I was going to go to dinner with a few homies but canceled. The restaurant is gay owned. I do not support that
>>152665274Basado
>>152665274>restaurant open on Christmas dayredflags should have been raised at that point, the owner being gay is not surprising when you connect the two
>>152665577the artist was careful enough to place New Balance on Trikas, Umbro on Grêmio... and then put Adidas on Racing, weird mistake
>>152665577lmao really sudameriKINO
>>152665577>putting Carabobo with away kit
>>152660392those are men
>muh gaymingkill yourself
it's just beans bro, fart it out
uninstalled Tibia, for real this time.
>>152665577None of the teams in Copalib lost 6-0 to Fluminense in the 2025 season
>>152665577mirassol and lanus are bigger than every team above
Pick your club
peñarol and nacional will be on copalib or sudakino?>>152665577kek
OH BABYI FEEL LIKEBEAN FARTS SMELL BETTER WITH YOU LAST NIGHT MILLIONS STUNK TOGETHER
I still cant find a Latina goth big titty mommy dom
>>152662995Banpará and barisul must end
Ke nako
>>152667217good
Who was elected rey de america? Some random flamengo player?
>>152670841arrashcaeta will win
I got two PS5 pro's for Xmas from two different relativespost bunda(female) and I will send one to the best bunda poster. you just have to pay in advance the $100 shipping fee.
>>152670993Gypsy fuck off. No one wants you here. Your kind infests this board
there you go, nike, just do it
>>152671573Racing died in 1997
I’m preparing myself for the big 3rd January
Does it still hurt, vaskeks?
saw a family of brasileros with the argentina shirtThe father had "9 alvarez" on the back. the three little niggelts had "10 messi", the wife chose to buy the camiseta without a number or player nameThey seemed to be having a good time
>>152671602Big sexo
>>152671632>They seemed to be having a good timeWhat a beans free diet does to a mf
if you need beans to have a good time then you have a problem
I can quit beans at any timeNow it's not the time tho
>>152671632>the wife chose to buy the camiseta without a number or player nameThe woman of my dreams.
for me, it's Venus Rivers
>1 day since christmas>carioca neighbors are already fighting and threatening each other
>>152671888#globolixo
they're just victims of bean society
a tristochi nao tem finalochi
i'm going to say it
if when you're not eating beans you're thinking of beans, then it's not you controlling the beans, the beans are controlling you
I bet you enjoy your coffee and ciggarrettes and say you are not "addicted".But then oh I have a problem because if I don't eat beans daily I get hemorraghes.Sure.
>>152671888in argenchina fuchibol is still for the people
Just made a lottery bet. If I win I'll send 1 million bananas to my copalib friends.
if they're so ashamed of being black they should start eating the white beans
>>152672019The logistics of moving 1 million bananas seem to be a nightmare
>>152671888Uma vez platenseSempre platense
>>152672068It's fine, I'll be rich enough to send some to your house.
e os correios q estao de greve e minha encomenda nao atualiza desde o dia 9kkkkkkkkkkkParabéns Lula
>>152672217mamou
>his shein fluminense shirt hasn't arriveshould have bought it in an official market
>>152672217They've been broken forever. Bad management is non-partisan
Rony to SantosFred (that one) to GalimMarlon Freitas to Palmeiras
>>152672370Speaking of Paraná Clube:>Credores chegam a acordo, e Paraná Clube fica a um passo de vender a SAF
>>152672391They already sold it
>>152672400Oh yeah you're right
>>152672280Come on broDont be like thatSometimes we have to admit it
The bean fatigue onset is a reality: the content of their character, and the smell of their farts
Wrong pic
Mirassol bros...
>>152672649WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS (fight for relegation due to gloria eternal delusion)
(risos)
Palmeiras just snatched Botafogo's biggest idol of all timeThat's like River getting Veron in 2010, crazy stuff
>>152673047Textor is going to Palmeiras?!
I'm at Puerto Seguro and nordeschinos have an unreal fixation with sexo, they sell a bunch of oils and potions that make you fuck harder (supposedly) and then there's thisI find the idea of an old man carving several dick shaped sticks very amusing
>>152673161what a heck. are all nordeschinos like this or just baianos?
>>152673161Did you buy a wooden dick?
>>152673161Country girls make do
>>152673047Marlon Freitas bros...
que calor oeo
>>152673161As with all touristic attractions, they get something that exists and exaggerate it.
>>152657207thats a big cat he is grilling, even for rosarino customs
SING WOMAN SING FOR THE BEANS
>>152673047Did Kadir sign for Palmeiras?
HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHITIT’S HAPPENING ARGENTINA, URUGUAY AND PARAGUAY WOULD NOT BE QUALIFIED FOR THE WC 2030 AND WOULD PLAY THE QUALIFIERS, ONCE QUALIFIED, THEY’LL GET THE INCENTIVE OF PLAYING THE FIRST MATCH AT HOME. HOLY SHITCHILE ONCE MORE, NO VA AL MUNDIALAY AY AY VIDAL
>>152674115But think about his children
>>152674115Explain for the folks at home what the fuck do you mean by this
>>152674125You will play your first match at Monumental in WC 2030, and you will play qualifiers despite being “host” nation
>>152674170i fucking hate palmeiras
>>152674220
>>152674259In all ernest, who doesn't Plameiras is like the gaza strip of brasil
>>152674115What a farse
>>152673047Tulio Maravilha????
>>152674618do we like him?
>>152674830Uh uh uh-uh uh uh
>>152674856monkey noises, seriously? do you think that's funny?
>>152674862It's how the song goes.....
FIO MARAVILHANOS GOSTAMOS DE VOCEHE HE HE HE HE HE HE
tá gozando du esse feijão hein
>>152674912ela tem tatuagenem do minuto aventurinha
>>152674912Her content is very mid, I don't understand the hype or why she's so rich. That said, she seems like a nice person and this is good charity.
>>152675074There are a lot of simps in the world
In brasil they call simps "burghelos"
>>152675604I can't stand his arrogance, but I also can't stand Diniz
Good afternoon favelados how are you today? What kind of Temu slippers did Santa bring you
It’s chanclas, you ignorant fool or xereca if you want to sound Brazilian
>responding to the Chikaner
>>152675622name two people you can stand
>Botafogo historical midfielder signs with Palmeirasfoguenses in full cope mode repeating WE DIDNT LIKE HIM THAT MUCH ACTUALLY over and over
he's in this bandeirão altough im not sure where
>>152676097Jesus Christ and you
>>152676187Like ukros when they loss a city to russians
YOU DID FOR BEANSYOU DID IT FOR FARTSYOU DID FOR EVERYONE ON THE FEIJOADA
BOKEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sue the art guy who forgot to include Palmeiras
>>152676201He's on the far right side of the banheirão>>152676187It wouldn't be a problem if botafoguenses, like their neighbours from Gávea, didn't suffer from Palmeiras derangement syndrome. Interstate rivalries aren't real and players move around all the time.
if botafoguenses didn't suffer, like their neighbours from Gávea*less confusing
Paulistas are crying about Flamengo making 2 billion this year. If being “favored by Globo” is so vital to a club’s success, why is Fluminense currently better off financially than most paulista teams?Vasco has more fans than Botafogo and Fluminense combined. The 5º largest fan base in Brazil yet they are far below Fluminense and Botafogo, almost getting relegated this year. Hell, it’s even possible that by 2026 Vasco ends up financially stronger and in a higher position than São Paulo, Santos, and Corinthians.If you can't cry about Globo when your team is signing players like Rony and Gabigol in 2026. Both will make more than 1 million a month.
is trans paulo really dead?
>>152676597who are you talking to?
slum pablo is a dead city
>>152676619I don't know why they need to fill a quota of injured players every year. With Oscar's retirement now they want to replace him with James Rodriguez
>>152676619Not until the unavoidable relegation What a glorious day it will be
How can a club become one of the "grandes" these days? Athletico-PR won a Copa do Brasil and two Sudamericanas, but it's not considered a "grande" one. Do you have to win a Libertadores to become one?
>>152676774not necessary, see Once Caldas, they've never been considered "grande".
>>152676774You can't become a grande anymore, that boat has already sailed. journalists of ye olden times canonized the grandes and that won't change.Just look at Argentina, Estudiantes missed the boat on being one of the "Cinco Grandes" and is still not known as one, despite having 4 Libertadores and 1 Mundial, meanwhile, San Lorenzo, a grande, has only 1 Libertadores.
>>152676890>San Lorenzo, a grande
flamengo should simply make an offer for rayan it'd be really funny
flamengo should just rape all the other teamsthey're ripe for the taking
>>152676964Flamengo should simply buy VascoThat'd be really funny
Flamengo should buy a Portuguese team and compete on the Champions League
Flamengo should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity and the club sold at a federal auction that would be really funny
Coritiba signings so far:Lucero (Fortaleza)Tinga (Fortaleza)Pedro Rocha (Remo)William Machado (Vitória)Thiago Santos (Fluminense)
>>152677114avoa
>>152677160
Boca signings so far:>pic related
>>152677211Hinestrogeno will win the heart of Argentina
what are we supposed to do now that goycattleball is over?>>152677211another zesty nig
>>152677228But Argentina is mexican
>>152677211he looks like he'd get a red card in a libertadores quarter final
>>152677160o coritiba tá formando um time CASCUDO, tá?
>>152677307um time VELHO
>>152677312cascudo, like a turtleturtles get very old you know
cold monday night in june... pinga mijo couto pereira... mirassol reserves (they'll play libertadores on thrusday) vs coritiba... edina alves on the 'pito
>>152676774Grandeza is a historical construct, not an arithmetic property. What some people don't understand to this day is that being grande isn't a matter of how many fans you have, how many titles you have, how much your titles are worth or any other quantitative element. It's much simpler than that: over the decades, a select number of clubs from the four most important states in the country showed themselves to be more successful than their local peers. Four in Rio, four in São Paulo, two in Minas, two in RS. These clubs have also stood the test of history multiple times, proving themselves to not be just historical like América-MG or one-season wonders like Coritiba and Guarani. A Bahia, Coritiba or Athletico-PR fan might point out how unfair it is that clubs such as Atlético-MG and Botafogo underwent long dry spells outside of their home states without having their positions questioned. But they were grandes in Rio and Minas, and this matters more than a sporadic national title from a club from Paraná or the Northeast, much like Arsenal are bigger than UCL winners and most successful Balkan club Red Star Belgrade simply by virtue of English football being more important than Serbian football. If Athletico happened to beat Flamengo while Botafogo faced heartbreak against Atlético two years later, nothing would change. And, ironically enough for any Athleticanos who thought they were so close to breaking through to the rank of grande, the last two grandes took the Copalib home in the following years and widened the gap once again while Athletico faced a bitter relegation. Grêmio, Palmeiras, Corinthians, and maybe more dramatically, Cruzeiro and Fluminense show us that grandes always confirm their grandeza by coming back stronger from the worst crises, no matter how much it might seem that all is over for them. Inter and Vasco too shall rise one day.
>>152677346Of course we're still left with the hypothetical problem of a pequeno becoming so strong they are regular title contenders and winners. It'd be hard to call Bahia or Athletico pequenos if they sustain their success for 15, 20 years, winning multiple important trophies in this time and normalising themselves in public consciousness as strong clubs. Then, I believe, there would be no other way out of recognising them as grandes. But, even then, they would be grandes with asterisks. Strong, competitive clubs with passionate and organic fanbases, yes, but lacking the hundred year history of grandeza of their G12 peers. The nouveau riche of grandes, essentially.
>Group: Top 2 teams in the World>Member: Flamengo
>>152677346>só é grande se for de RJ, SP, MG e RSThat's bullshit. You're only accostumed because of Globo.
>>152677383being grouped with Paris Saint Germain is not worth of pride
>>152677361>if they sustain their success for 15, 20 years, winning multiple important trophies in this timebahia's last important title was in the 80s
my team needs a fat colombian craque
Bahia has more supporters than Botafogo and Santos and maybe Fluminense
>>152677477they're baianos, not real peopleit's like the bolivians xeneizes
>>152677477botafogo and flu are pretty small in number of supporters, their grandeness is overrated due to they being located in Rio de Janeiro
>>152677499I've seen people from Pará and Bahia supporting Vasco and Botafogo, but I've never seen someone outside RJ supporting Fluminense
>>152677531My grandpa from mothers side supports Fluminense, he's mineiro.
>>152677228transveiga's mortal enemy
Grêmio and Bahia both have 2 Brasileiro titlesInter, Botafogo and Atlético-MG have 3 titlesIf Bahia, Athletico-PR or Coritiba manage to win 2-3 titles in the next decade, they should be considered "grandes"
>>152677579Afletico had the chance to win a copalib before Inter, Corinthians Atlético, Fluminense and Botafogo and be unquestioned, but they blew it.
some of y'all need to stfu
let's change the subject, perhaps we can discuss how to fix Brasileirão.
>>152677579nonsenseathelticho reseted their progress when they went for the honda (PR) logoGrēmįœ still has the same escudo from 1874 or whenver they won a mundial
meu mengão campeão brasileiro e da libetadores
>>152677644Vasco changed their logo too
>>152677386This is how the big 12 came to be, anon. The grandes have existed way before the consolidation of national and continental football, and we see in the example of late bloomers Flamengo and Corinthians that grandeza is historically independent from success at a national level. You can always be a contrarian and claim your local club from Paraná, Bahia or Pernambuco is actually a grande because of how many titles and supporters they have, but you know in your heart that it would not be the widely accepted opinion. You don't need to justify or explain why a G12 club is grande. Everyone implicitly understands that. But if you claim Sport is a grande, you'll be expected to have a very strong defence for your controversial claim. And the fact that fans of clubs aspiring to be grandes are constantly worried about what makes a club grande is a proof that they themselves know they are not recognised as such. Inter can go for 30 more years without winning anything and no one will question their status unless they get relegated to la D and don't come back.>>152677449Sorry, I meant if they were to be successful starting from now and were able to sustain it. If Bahia won two Brasileiros, one Copa do Brasil and one Libertadores in the next few years and said "we're tied with Vasco and have plenty of fans, so we're officially a grande now!", they would still need Bahia to stay strong and winning titles over the following years to avoid fluke accusations. If they won these same titles and then faded back into mediocrity, Bahia would not be considered a grande but rather remembered as a successful underdog that lasted two or three seasons. Um São Caetano que deu certo.
>>152677346Pedro Raul no Inter
>>152677629elaborate
What are your 2026 goals, copalib? Mine is to lose 20kg and to study for concurso
>>152677667it's pretty much the same since 1920
>2026 goalsnot even pelé playing totó has that many
>>152677970
>>152678022like I said, it's been pretty much the same since 1920that bottom middle one was used once in 3rd kit, it never replaced the actual emblem
>>152677667lying makes baby jesus cry, you know
No montante da dívida, o Fluminense teve aumento, saindo de R$822 milhões para R$865 milhões de reais.No demonstrativo financeiro referente ao ano de 2024, o clube divulgou uma dívida de R$ 865 milhões. O ponto positivo do balanço foi a receita de R$ 684 milhões, citada como recorde na história do clube dentro de seus valores operacionais.
>>152678363It's right there >>152678022
Clube que deixam mudar o escudo no estatuto = lixoO unico clube que ate hj nao mudou de escudo foi o Sao Paulo
>>152677642ABCdairãoteams that start with the letter A, like...America GO would play against teams that start with Zenit Regatas (GO), B against X, and so on.
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>>152678418Lets see>boat >boat name>boat name buch of letters x3Parana on the other hand switched from looking like bootleg flamengo to looking like bootleg lifan motorsport
muda de escudo mais que calcinha
>>152678515meant for >>152678436
calcinha is what brasileros call "panties" or "chabombas" aka womans underpants
>>152678519WAIT!!! WAIT!!! YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!!! I'M INNOCENT! LET ME GO! PLEASE! YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
>>152678436you have to consider that most redesigns predate your baby ass club
>>152678651lel
Vitoria
>>152678698vitória Vascão!
>>152678794Is Vasco going to keep him for the next season?
>>152678918yeah, Pedrinho loves the guy. it's gonna take a massive blunder for him to get kicked out before 2026 ends
Boca is the 8th best team in Latin America
>>152678962Pedrinho should tell Diniz that he has no money for refuerzos because he has to pay Vasco's debts. I like Diniz, but the worst thing about him is that he loves bad players. He was responsible for Fluminense's tragic 2024 transfer window and went out of his way to make a phone call to Matheus França to take him to Vasco. Next thing you know, Vasco has Caio Paulista disputando posição com o Pumita.
>>152679091>Next thing you know, Vasco has Caio Paulista disputando posição com o Pumita.please let that happen please please please please
>>152679091apparently Vasco is already going after Brenner as requested by Diniz
>>152678607Richarlison played in san pablo
Patiently waiting for the gecko that was on my door to leave my house
Press conference of my teams latest signing
gecko be like>Aguardando pacientemente que o muleque que estava na minho sofa saia de minha casa
If goya was a riber supporter he would be called coya
If goya was a millos supporter he would be called goy
>>152678022The CR and VG letters didn't use to be there. Mandela effect.
