Merry Christmas, /cric/!

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the first round
lamb ham and salmon plus vege

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Merry Christmas, lads

>>152653512
wouldn't feed that goatshit to my dog

YFO

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now if poojeet posts in here he'll have conceded defeat to anglo chads lmao

>>152653574
Anglos are invader vermin scum and are NOT British (they are g*rman).

>>152653574
100% guarantee he will because he has no pride

Just woke up

>>152653512
>No gravy
Poof

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I can feel my xmas spirit growing

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Imagine JB sitting around the Christmas table with her across from him

>>152653678
>1000+ men
>still refuses to burn coal
Patriot

>>152653678
based white woman rejecting the black man

>>152653542
>>152653653
samefag

>>152653678
She's genuinely beautiful

just found out my 84 neighbours going to be on his own today, so ive just been over to borrow his spare chairs

Dry humping is so fucking underrated

>>152653781
based me in middle school

more like underrated fucking haha

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Filthy convictpaki and engpaki shitters triggered by chad Zutt Shivam Dube zutting his paki bitch on the reg. Reminder i live in yer hollow skulls rentfree

KRISHNA IS KING

>diddled shitter bnob's highlight in life is gatekeeping a pakipaddle thread on a laotian gamble awareness forum
Howling don't think you can live that down just like you can't live down being diddled by yer gay pedo dad

throwing another melty
hope the US flag that took a shit on his head the other day doesn't make it an even bigger one lmao

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which way

Loving Father,
Help us remember the birth of Jesus,
that we may share in the song of the angels,
the gladness of the shepherds,
and the worship of the wise men.

Close the door of hate
and open the door of love all over the world.
Let kindness come with every gift
and good desires with every greeting.

Deliver us from evil by the blessing which Christ brings,
and teach us to be merry with clear hearts.

May Christmas morning make us happy to be Thy children,
and Christmas evening bring us to our beds
with grateful thoughts,
forgiving and forgiven,
for Jesus’ sake.
Amen.

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>>152653939
IF YOU'RE THINKING BOUT MAH BABY
IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WH*TE (SUBHUMAN)

why is larping as christian so popular now?
zachy-types (dawkins lovers) were just all the rage

>>152653939
>cream or poop
hard decision

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>another of noncejeets heroes
can't make this up at this point

remember when jannies were seething at the lords prayer on cric and then anons were hiding it in images top kek good times

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Many Such Cases!

>doesn't play a sport
>doesn't play an instrument
>no job
>dad diddled him
>mum left him
What's left bnob? This all you got?

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*baits out another nonce fantasy post*
on a string

So /cric/ is all you have left and even your pimp ditched you

Merry Christmas lads.

What's todays no's since there's no sport on?

>ditched by MJ
>ditched by Epstein
>ditched by Ian Watkins (started struggling to control his nonce fantasies at this point)
the projection is strong with this one

woke up christmas morning (this morning), did not shit on the rug, it's been a good day so far

please stop bullying shitjeet

>>152654030
watching slow mo videos of my swing while making comments about how well I get the club face in plane on the downswing

just found out reindeers are real animals wtf

Australian IQ strikes again

>>152654116
I cant believe something that big can fly

>>152653763
Amen

>>152653945
>>152654159

>>152654053
it's a christmas miracle

Might hit the brothel tonight

Might start reading the bible tonight

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>>152653512

Did coke on Christmas Eve like a complete retard didn't I. Now I wont be able to sleep until like 8am if I'm lucky. Brain dead decision.

>>152653766
Lmao