>Lap:#8303>Countdown to WINTER TESTING AND THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152641604>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq (embed)>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2025 WDC Final Standings:NOR: 423VER: 421PIA: 410RUS: 319LEC: 242>2025 WCC Final Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 833Mercedes: 469Red Bull RBPT: 451Ferrari: 398Williams Mercedes: 137>2025 WEC Final Standings:HAM: 1,516NOR: 1,423TSU: 1,407>News:Glory our new born king, /soon/Amx sometimes wakes up in the middle of night to test ideas on the simulatorGeorge absolutely seethed at Charles' secret santa giftFor fuel flow tests both the FIA and the teams will be using the same meters, for the first timeMerry Christmas, /f1/
How do people here cope with the fact that Lando won despite people praying for him to bottle it?
>>152654195Alcohol
gimi
>>152654195Time heals all wounds. It shouldn't be forgotten the Red Bull was complete shit for at least half the season, and then after upgrades brought them into regular contention Mexico and Brazil qualifying should've gone better but fuck ups still happened. I don't put everything on Max as the car was diabolical in races like Bahrain and Hungary whereas the mclel had virtually no weaknesses all year aside from self inflicted ones. It was always goblando's to lose since ps3 exposed himself as a complete shitter in Baku.
I respect Chuck for going for the funny shitpost gifts whenever he can. Like how he gave AMX the F1 game in the year when the people on the internet got upset that the games stopped featuring Max on covers after 2021.
Big family gathering tomorrow. Pray for my soul. RIP my day off.
Countdown to Rd1 at Tokyo Route 246.
It's beginning to look like Christmas.
>>152654344>>152654357stop blogging weirdos
>>152654357Chuckstappen always and forever <3
>>152654616Lando is probably the biggest carbaby champion* that's ever existed. If you actually watch him drive, it's full of retarded decision making like that. But the car was just so dominant (and the fia was in on it) that it allowed him to "win" anyway.
>redbull engine apparently really gooddont give me hope..
>>152654749it would be unreasonable to expect that a company that has never built any engine before to suddenly build a very good formula 1 motor
Merry Christmas to all anons, except the pajeets and the muslims
>>152654873Even the grills? Im a grill.. ;3
>>152654715>If you actually watch him drive, it's full of retarded decision making like that.Someone post his roundabout vid.
>>152654357He got Leclerc3
>>152654978show your BREASTS and your CUNT and your ANUS HOLE and your DRIVERS LICENCE RIGHT NOW
>>152654145I am ONLY attracted to Asian women.Ada Wong ruined my life in 2006 as a 7-year oldI hate Ada Wong.I literally can't get a boner if the girl doesn't have slanted eyes./f1/ related because Jenson Button dated a Japanese girl.
>>152655149sorry to hear mate will be sending nige around to have a word with her
Merry Christmas frens
pozzedKWABiastri will never win anything again
M-merry Christ...m........ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
Feliz Navidad
it's franco colapinto degrees celsius outside
>tfw 12°C outsideAnd you people call this a Merry Christmas?
return of the flat bottom floor.and soon the N/A V8 when MBS realizes the new regs are shit.
maybe they could have kept ground effect just tweak the regs to fix the problem areas.
Does /f1/ even remember anything about the 2022-2025 reg cycle of F1?
>>152655409What's he pointing at?
jamaica status?
>>152655166Same to you, fren!
was lando always a whiny bitch back when mclaren didn't have the best car? the poster child for mental health so brave.
>>152655509He was never, is never, and will never be a whiny bitch and you're just coping he's a world champion. May he win the championship until 2032.
>>152654357living with the circus teaches you pranks
>>152655528
>>152655535Oh no a driver is asking his race engineer (which has data on his hands) how to improve his lap time! Surely Lando is the only driver to do this!
>>152655552The problem is not that he asks what to do. The problem is that he gets told what to do and is unable to do it.
NO FIGHTING ON CHRISTMAS...That being said, who would win in a fist fight? Max or Lando?
>>152655568Edd. Because he could sit on both of them and crush their bones. A gruesome KO but it's the price you pay for fighting with Edd.
>>152655568>Max or Landosince when do Landitas fight? Bitch can't even paint her own nails, let alone throw a punch
>>152655598edd is a gas planet though
>>152655653edd's gas will asphyxiate anyone who breathes it
>>152654715he is dogshit, he doesn't hit a single apex in his pole laps if you checki swear that car was like a second faster than anyone else on the grid, it's just that these two shitters underdrove it to the point that sometimes the red bull looked equal
>maxshitters calling other drivers whiny bitches
>>152654823that engine is a fucking honda + they have former merc engineers on the board with cheat era forbidden knowledgeit's gonna be greatit will be the best engine on the grid meanwhile multiple merc engines will blow up every single racescreencap this
Jensen buttmas
quite a shit thread>pinnacle of motorsportmy fucking keks
Merry Christmas lads
Merry Christmas to:>Belgian boomer>American retro shitbox poster>Estonian degenerate>Belgian Fabienne Wohlwend appreciator>French ‘morning lads’ coffee guy>French quadriplegic >Canadian coomer>Romanian with anger issues and a family>WAGlad>Polish anon who has conservative opinions >Argentinian who knows, and always knew, Colapinto was a fraud>depressed Spaniard >optimistic Finn>Finn who hates gimi>Finn who wants Sophia to take his soul>the anon who alleges to be from Luxembourg but is probably just a Bong using a VPN>Dutch regular thread starter>russian anon who wants our countries to be at peace and is actually quite an Anglophile>German in his mid/late 30s>Mexican who likes WAGs>Based Hungarian>depressed Brazilian with yellow feverThere’s a yellow present from waiting for you all under your tree.I know you’ve all had a tough year, so my message for you is that next year is going to be even worse. Merry Christmas.
>>152655149Being a weeb is in your blood
>>152655860Merry Xmas and happy holidays, mateand total death to Mclaren and its staff and drivers>new captcha killed 80% of south east asian and assorted fourth worlderslelmao
pozzedstappen has zero career clean overtakes
>>152655860
>>152655894>shitposting on Christmas dayVery sad perry wu
>-10 degres Celsius>zero snowthis feels wrong
If woman has nice body I don't care what her skin color is. I am more picky about F1 cars.
Good Christmas morning to gimiposters and racists
How long have we been on this winter break? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect
Merry Christmas to most of you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS F1GGOTSAND GOD BLESS YOU ALLAND A HAPPY GIMI YEAR!
>>152655905christmas is a semitic holiday, i'm aryan
>>152655860>nothing about me>ive been here for years...:(
>>15265591550 years until... testing... *dies*
Are petrol stations open on Christmas Day?Need one urgently. Preferably one with a good shop with an extensive range of goods.
>>152655930i guess so
>>152655930yes m8 servos are openMERRY CHRISTMAS YOU RUDE CUNT
>>152655930Here at monke county yes, so much yes I have to leave for work in 30 minutes because some cum guzzler called in sick.
>>152655930ye imported a million pakis and don't put them to work manning servos for the graveyard or chrimbo shifts?
>>152655941they import em to rape and impregnate their women
>>152655941I’ve never seen a non-white person working at a petrol station.Also, what are petrol stations called in your country, /f1/?
>>152655860>German in his mid/late 30sErm, thanks. You too.That is if you meant me, not one of the other two dozen Germans in their 30s that frequent these threads.
>>152655877being anything but brazilian is the brazilian way.
>>152655945>I’ve never seen a non-white person workingsame
>>152655910t.
>>152655946I meant (You), yes.I forgive you for 1939-1945
>ynr maxshitters trying to blow the norris-poonoda incident out of proportion but eventually resorting to just posting a screenshot because the webm was too ambiguous/incriminating for poonoda
>narb thinks he's competing with the big boyslol
total death to south asians and south east asians
>>152655977We all like Lisa from Blackpink tho?She’s a max and chuck enjoyer, writes lestappen fanfic in her spare time
>>152655983>lestappenHow many of you are AO3 enjoyers?
>>152655983>those feethmm
>>152656016>>15265598310/10 feet
>>152655924This is your reminder to not let your happiness be determined by others
>>152656011one burger anon is into it for real, he should post more
>>152655983i'd rather spread my genes in Hayun or even Bomi, both of GirlCrush fame
f1 manager 24 is on sale, do I buy?
>>152655535
>>152654468 low-downforce cars the one thing I miss the most about older F1
merry christmas to all except the canadian streetshitter
>>152656113this generation is wayy too soft to go back to them
Merry Christmas anons
Bah humbug
>serb flag>proudly celebrates semitic holidaymay as well get cut while you're at it, m8
>>152654468>>152656113These cars had plenty of downforceThey lacked mechanical grip because of the grooved tyres
>>152656166>Perez eternal thousand yard stare
Happy holidays from F1 Academy driver and Ferrari Driver Academy member Alba Hurup Larsen (formerly 16)
>>152656129extremely based
>>152656201Legal hereAlso lol>Wants to show off tree>Occupies 75% of the frame
>>152656201>Happy holidays
>>152655491we just don't know
>>152656210Hows the drunken stupor went my chocolate friend?
>>152656211sir it is 7am do not discuss dr*gs here
>Happy holidayshow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>152656218happy holidays
>>152656217It's 9 here and I'm at work, drugs is all I got. And fermented wine.>>152656218Viva Cristo Rey
>not you're Jamaican me crazyy haha
>>152656222>I'm at workgrimi
>>152656225Its a long way to Tripoli today...
>>152656218you too
>>152656201she looks like a boy here
Edd Straw, why Christmas feasting should last at least two weeks
I have been at home only since monday and I have already gained 3kg
>>152654145HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152656269can't be a real fan of f1 if you're not overweight
>>152655983An anon on /tv/ is alleging that her ass is fake
>>152656245Thats how a young girl is supposed to look like, like a boy
>>152655815that's rude stop posting that
>>152655149This you?>>729296997>>729296997
>>152655357>Implying it won't be a V4 hybrid in a few years where it will be 20/80 engine/electric setup
>>152656358total vag supremacy
globohomos suddenly loving v10s after elon musk won the election will never not fuck me up
W*men ruined this sport and you know it; nowadays even football or handegg are more respectable sports than F1.
>>152656330>hulk dragging stroll awaywhat did they mean by this?
>>152656380I wouldn't go that far
sophia's christmas greetings have been released
merry christmas /f1/ggots
>>152654489I will answer a question in however many words it takes, illiterate faggot
Boomers and their shit, refusing to let go of their glory days. TBD can't happen soon enough.
>>152656409Why the whorish Red lipstick?
Most Aryan F1 drivers:George RussellNico HülkenbergFernando AlonsoKimi AntonelliLeast Aryan F1 drivers:Lance StrollFranco ColapintoLando NorrisCarlos Sainz
Alba Larsen, whose womanly body is 17 years of age, is wishing everybody a Merry Christmas
>>152656427why do medshitters always use nordic flags
>>152656426to hide the blood stains after she bites your dick off
>>152656430She kind of sucks at gift wrapping
>girls now talk to you about f1i never thought the day would come, but i'm somehow not happy
>>152656449>girls now talk to you
>>152656454not to ME, but to (You) as in they talk about f1 nowand i don't want them to cuz it shows how feminized f1 is becoming
>>152656449girls/gays love drama and gossip and they believe f1 is basically only that thanks to netflix
>>152656440She's younger than me and that's weird and I don't like that.
for me it's the opposite
>>152656454I bet no female talks to fatty edd
>>152656454>>152656496i feel bad for eddy, i highly doubt a fucking youtube channel can pay him a 1st world journalist salary considering they have to pay a bunch of other people as well
What did you guys get for Christmas?I got a towel, a kite, a hello kitty pouch, jingly hello kitty on a string that is around my neck right now and a toy hulk that came with a little wall he can break.
fun fact: people think that women started following f1 because of netflix, but it's actually because the percentage of medshitters has decreased dramatically (from 95% in the 1990s to 60% today), so women aren't as repulsed by the drivers as they used to be
>>152656516I had a dream that I had a gf and that was enough
Merry Christmas /f1/! I hope we get a better champion next year, i didnt like 2025 :[
>>152656516I got, among other things, nuuis book
>>152656427put Bortoleto and Franco next to each other and write that again
>>152656516Sydney Sweeney
>>152656516that is too much hello kitty anon
isn't Carlos Sainz frequently voted as the most attractive F1 driver among women
>>152655924Release the spreadsheet
>>152656536I also got this.
>>152656447gifts?
>>152656541sainz is aryan (indian)
>>152656547indian?
>>152656544Such a beauty
>>152656507Apparently it's paying him enough to eat enough for 10 adult males
>>152656423Enzo Ferrari was peak style over substance owner. He'd love Charles because he has style and daring but no consistency. He's good enough to beat elite level drivers but not good enough to go above and beyond a car. Lauda was the only exception and Schumacher (the most successful Ferrari driver ever) only prospered because Enzo was six feet under
>>152656548I think I get why the saar is so obsessed with meds, he so desperately wishes he was one of them, as in kind of brown but ultimately white-passingexpand on this thinking somewhat and it probably explains why saars spam blacked porn all over the place as well
>>152656409TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>152656476hmmm you have to be 18 to post here, MODS BAN THIS FINGOLIAN!!!
>>152656423If Enzo were still around, they'd have six less WDCs and a 46 year drought
>>152655930paki shops round me are all open
All around me are brown faces Worn out paki places, worn out staceys Bright and early for the daily greggs Going nowhere, going nowhere
Kinda boredWhat to do next?
>>152656610>not good enough to go above and beyond a carI think chuck can outdrive the car at least a little, if he couldn't hamilwog would have been a lot closer to him this year
Can feel myself getting sick
>>152656705merry clampiss
>>152656705Hhnnnnngggg daddy
>>152656516four posca paint textas, pack of double happiness cigarettes, bottle of bundy rum and some new jocks
>>152656516I got a boat powered by a V8 engine paired with a kayak for the lake. I am so fucking happy bros. I wish you could see the shit eating grin I'm making right now.All I had for lake travel was just a watercraft.
>>152656454>Be loner at school>Not a nerd but good with history and geography>Exams period come around the corner>Suddenly everyone wants to talk to me>Girls touch my arms and pull me to sit close to them when it came to studying for history>Exams pass by>Return to be ignored
>>152656516I got a hug from my mom and panetone from my parish priest which was nice.
>>152656454All Fat- I mean Edd has to do is shed some weight and he will have girls all over him instantly.
>>152656743>panetone from my parish priestis that him running his finger around the inside of your foreskin?
>>152656751Take your mind off the gutter mate, though it was a horrifically funny image to picture.Panetone is this, sweet bread with chocolate chips added to it
Daddy Sharles and mommy Alex
>>152656679this >>152656705
>2025's xmas thread is 10 times worse than 2024's xmas threaddead sport
Merry Christmas /f1/
>>152656823
>>152655860Im not depressed
>>152656823Who can possibly give a single fuck about f1 after the manipulation we just witnessed? The two actual championship contenders were denied their showdown.
>>152656293Isnt she like 17?
finna go make something to eat even though it's almost 3am
Feliz Navidad amigos
afternoon lads>>152655860merry christmas lad, and all the lads of /f1/
>>152656201
>>152656898get fucked fuck off you cunting fuckhead
>>152656912Luckily she will never hit the metaphorical wall, only racetrack walla
what is /f1/ listening to this christmas
>>152656952forgot pic
>>152656912she cant say rude words she was sixteen there. i will have to discipline her
>>152656898>>152656949I'm happy you two are still here. Merry Christmas!
>>152656952it's beginning to look a lot like christmas flamenco cover by edd straw
why is every f1 influencer so cringe
WOWhe spitting' facs ain't he
>>152656952>>152656956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrm8w-pV120
>>152656983Jew
>>152656974>using social media in 2010+15lel
>>152656952classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g
>>152657003i use youtube and f1 slop always pops up on my feed
>>152656983>Massa>Gimi>Schumacher
>Klotzoyy
>>152656912has she tried not hitting the wall?
>>152657072it won't help
>foids hit the wall before they even even turn 20what did she mean by this
>>152657109it means that hsgf is what natured intended
>>152657122crisp
>>152656952zyzz playlist of the gods while on time trial f125 setting lap times you anons wouldn't be able to get near
motor/sp/ort hereHamilton is indeed black and it’s disgusting. That is all. Merry Christmas.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
A Brazilian fren showed me this so now you must watch it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBd77JHyFvo
>>152656952https://youtu.be/T0EUL_tS1_IOtto dix documentary
>>152657415Dicks hehe
>met new 11 week old nephew today >already showed him The Michaels 2012 Monaco lap and Abu Dabby 2021 last lapAnything else I’m missing to show this kid?
>>152657495That race where the guy gets his head cut off.
>>152657622I'll never understand why people think this guy is world championship matterial.
>>152657495japan 2014
>>152657589Piastri wasn't looking in his mirrors at all. He could have easily blocked Norris into t1
dinner hast started and i think ive over prepared if you sniff my drift
>>152657696Cheers
>Women now make up approximately 40-42% of the global Formula 1 fanbase, a significant increase since the launch of the Netflix series Drive to Survive. >Before the series premiered and Liberty Media acquired the sport in 2017, the percentage of female fans was substantially lower (around 8% in some markets in 2017)
>>152657762It's time to search for a fabled hsgff1 ferrari fan with daddy issues.
>>152657762>sport becomes gay>sport becomes telenovela-like, fake drama, gossip and stupid "trends">sport is filled with non-whites>women "fans" appear out of rocksyeah, water is wet
>>152657805thing is that wwe is full of those stupid trends but it has almost zero female fans
>>152656952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froUiSGPj4
>>152657876WWE is more hard gay. Like bara, sweaty hairy men type gay. F1 is more soft faggy gay, more fujo stuff that women like.
>>152657876because modern women don't want to see naked men not having sex, that's too macho, they want to see Bearman give birth to Leclerc's black skin kid or whatever the fuck fanfiction spews nowadays
>>152657876they need their dtsi mean every 'sport' needs it for easy money (womyn)
Merry Christmas /f1/Some of you are alright
>>152657924there was a near head-on crash about 200 metres from where I live about an hour after this race ended, no serious injuries but both cars got totalled
>>152657762My superpower is that I simply don't believe made up statistics. None of the gay "well they probably counted in this dishonest way". No, I just don't believe em.
>>152657925what the actual fuck did you just type
>>152657805The women didn't show up because the sport is retarded now, the sport is retarded now because of the female dts "fans".
>>152657925die slow
>>152657876WWE is seen as low class stuff only rednecks watch, fujos unironically think watching f1 makes them sophisticated
>>152657925i take it you have been on those infamous fan girl f1 discords
pozzedstappen is doing that thing kwabmilton did in 2016 and kwablonso was doing in that era when he was getting shit on by vettel every year and going on a world tour telling everyone that he's totally not malding while being passive aggressive to his opponents
>Best Qualifying laps of the new ground effect era;5) Norris Las Vegas 20254) Leclerc Monaco 20243) Norris Monaco 20252) Verstappen Monaco 20231) Verstappen Suzuka 2025
>>152657953Thanks. Now say "death to Mercedes".
>>152658547nah, but my dau did and I have a feeling he wrote some fanfic as well
>>152656759>Chocolate PanettoneAre you 8 years old?
>>152658798One of Leclerc's Baku laps and Hungary this year needs to be in here>Norris Las Vegas 2025If he didn't fuck up s3 I'd say ok
>>152657953ik ook stink keer bekeken
>>152658899For me the Norris Las Vegas one is because of the session as a whole.Very enjoyable from start to finish.
2026 FIA Formula 1 World ChampioPierre Gasly>t. Knower.
>>152655860Based, french quadruplegic acknowledges your seasons greetings. Merry Christmas to all /f1/ except Lando and McLaren enjoyers
>>152659228why are you quadrapegic
>>152658813It's Christmas anon... but if it makes you jolly: death to mercedes
>>152654145The freemasons killed Senna
>secret santa gift
>>152659612You should thank them, he'd have no legacy if he was still alive
in 2026we must be better
Test
>best quali laps>only poles mentionedlmao
>>152659686Except he was considered the best driver of all time then already.
>>152659669but yuki deserved the penalty....
>>152659743It's like if Vettel died after 2013
>>152657762>>152657953>>152659696grim
>>152655860>didn't make the listHeh, then I guess next year to any gonna be so bad, huh,? Huh?
fml
>>152656743>hug from my momDamn, I wish I got that.
real greek hourswhœ up?
>>152659854alonso said that would happen
gooned to fatal f1 crash compilations for christmas this year
>>152660677alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>152660916even today?
>>152660958is that a cat or a big hamster?
>>152656516Nothing
>>152659056It was on a clearing track with a max downforce setup as was learnt post-race...
>>152660958as good a day to goon to that type of material as any
>>152660996profound
>>152661216damn broi lost it all
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
im hopeful for what the future holds
I'm a 30 year old femboy.
>>152661165Yes.
Max leaving Red Bull is a seriously BAD idea. I hope he stays with Red Bull forever and ever. If he joins Mercedes, it will be awful.
>>152661803
>>152660916>>152661187>attention whoring on crimbo dayThe state of it. Here is your (you), I guess.
>>152659743Alain Prost exists
>>152662317I've never see him
>>152662235Red Bull fired/lost about 70% of the people that made them what they are today. Max would be wasted on them if they can't keep performing. He probably already is, seeing how your average midfielder performs in that car.
>>152661803I'm sorry, but that's not possible. Femboy death occurs at 25yo. After that, you either go full tranny (hrt), or simply become a full grown homo.
>>152662264he posted an image that says fact so it's true you silly
>>152661803Sorry, like the Argie said; uncs like you can't be femboys. You can pretend if you so desire, but you are only fooling yourself.
sobering up while trying to act normal: a reflection on max verstappens performance in the qatar gp
Penelope Kvyat seems to have a very cute
>>152663426Have a very cute what?Mother? Adoptive father?
>>152663899ass
>>152663939Ass? As in "donkey"?
>>152663426Mom
>>152663426stepfather
I was watching an insta reel about "what type of autism did you guys get" and they were really "strange", so this got me thinking:Is liking the engineering side of motorsport autistic or not? Like Im a mechanical engineer, so this wouldnt be THAT autistic since its part of my job, but what about other people? Or even the whole concept of motorsport (watching cars go around in circles)? Is this austism or its only becaise millenials are calling everything autism this days?
>>152664244>Is liking the engineering side of motorsport autisticNo. Autism is being ridiculously obsessed with engineering and extremely knowledgeable about it. >Or even the whole concept of motorsport (watching cars go around in circles)? No. Most motorsports enthusiasts are perfectly normal NPCs.>or its only becaise millenials are calling everything autism this days?Yes. But not just millennials, zoomers too.
>>152664244Genuine autists could be interested in the engineering, but not everyone that's into it are autists too.
>>152663899Men can't be cute, silly man. They can be handsome thoughever.
>>152665086
>>152665242>Men can't be cuteDepends on your definition, I guess.
>>152654145merry christmas /f1/i bought myself a present.
>>152665242
HELLOIS THIS THE WORLD CHAMPIONS HOTLINE
>>152665242I'm a cute man :3#fact
>>152665393Damn. He even looks depressed on the box.
Jorj's harem.
>>152665449So those are all dudes? Grim.
>>152665449narb you racist baka
MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. LAWRENCE STROLLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZDaRhHHyM
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>>152666198
>>152666198the fact that this is real and you cant edit anything in to be funnier is pure gold
>>152655949I know you're a lazy bunch but I'd assumed you would have seen a Spaniard working at least once in your life
I am ready for daddy Newey's monster
>>152661803surely you're a femman in that case
We are on the 26th but nonetheless, I thank you guys for being my ground wire to this shithole of a websiteMerry late christmas
>>152667234MESSI MY GOAT!!! XD
>>152667234>We are on the 26th
by now sophia is probably in drunk christmas sleep while dried semen is all over her arsehole, pusy, armpits and chin
>>152667391i suspect its too early in the morning for you to behave like this
>>152667472it's never too early to speculate about sophia's deviant sex life
https://streamain.com/jTSEywvQkIEHHqq/watchSports athletes usually have clauses in their contracts to not do stupid/menial extracurricular shit that can injure them even something like riding a bicycle>meanwhile max and redbull
we live another day for the croque just gotta make it to the hamNOT LIKE ANYONE USED THE CHEESE I BOUGHTFUCK
>>152667472it was also too early for her to pass out drunk with semen all over her anus hole, pusy hole, armpit hole and chin hole but here we are
>>152667968m8 nobody is on your timezome go to bed or go on smoko whatever the fuck youre meant to be doing
>>152667980>whatever the fuck youre meant to be doingraping. it's raping
>>152668005
>>152667980I'm on his timezone
>>152668066doesnt look right in my minds eye im assigning you germanys timezone now go back to bed
There them bands go there them bands goWatch a nigga throw a grand or so on that camel toeAnd we like "Damn, boy, why you cuffin' that whore?" The whole team smashed her and you ain't even know itgoddamn
>>152667573Is this new? I remember seeing something like this a while ago but it was in front of a large crowd and it looked like midday
by now sophia has probably farted in her drunk christmas sleep, spraying dried cum flakes all over the bed sheet
this is my companionship on a late christmas night and you blame me for substance abuse
goodnight and apologies
>>152668596what did you have for chrimbo dinner mon
>>152668596i miss the old youyou're all straight edge now... cringe..wheres the 20 day bender lad..
>mclarenwinslolNoah will be your grave Ominae
poppin' status?
>>152669034I wish that movie had proper scenes with the real drivers instead of them being just background extras at best.
>>152668546gib Monza 2008 pl0x
>>152669329>I wish that movie had proper scenesYeah.
The drink is a curse.
Who are /f1/'s top 10 pilots of the 2022-2025 ground effect era of Formula 1?>1) Verstappen>2) Norris>3) Russell>4) Leclerc>5) Sainz>6) Alonso>7) Gasly>8) Piastri>9) Hulkenberg>10) AlbonHonourable mentions;Ocon before he was Bear'd, Tsunoda in 23 and 24 and Perez before the second half of 23 and 24.
>>152670342Yuki should be top 10 and Oscar should be out of top 10. His record against his teammate is horrible it's like watching Verstappen vs any of his teammate not named Ricciardo. Bloke has a better h2h this season because Lando struggled to drive the car for the first 9 races of this season. If Lando never struggled the h2h would be 22-2 or something
>>1526703421 Verstappen 2 Russell3 Lechuck4-20 doesn’t matterRussell is about to be a 3 time consecutive champion and the carbabby era will continue
>Alonso has a CLK GTRGOAt driver has GOAT car taste
>>152670429If you can't appreciate the drives Gasly has achieved in what has been for I would argue 75% of this reg cycle, a bottom two car, then I don't think F1 is for you.P5 in the Alpha Tauri in Baki in 2022 was brilliant, P3 in Zandvoort in 2023, P3 in the Belgian sprint in 2023, his end to the 2024 season, his drive in Silverstone in 2025 and Bahrain in 2025.If his car has a sniff of a result he gets the result.He's evolved so much since 2019 I think if the Alpine is as good as Gasly thinks it will be in 2026 he will be an early 1997 Panis, shocking people with massive results.
>>152670429russell the guy who drives with his eyes closed?
>>152670417I cannot put Tsunoda in the top 10.He started fine in 2022 but then he got lost for the remainder of the season, his 2023 was against weak opponents and I would argue the Mexico and Brazil race is what ruined any chance of replacing Perez in 2024 which is what he needed to do in order to survive 2024 and adapt to the car in 2025.
>>152666638Hot
You're not ready for ALO P1 & SAI P2 for next year. Total domination.
Edd Strawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZe4tXxJIf8
>>152670540>>152670542It's funny people give him this rep even though he's about the cleanest and least error-prone drivers on the grid for about a year now.Every 'Osama Bin Russell' video only has crashes from like half a decade ago.
If Red Bull is so based and racist organisation, why they got hadjar and lindblad?
>>152670736Hadjar is the same race as Ricciardo
>>152670736They're so racist and evil that the last time the team had two white drivers was 2013, save for briefly Lawson who was dropped after two races and got a promotion to racing bulls and was replaced with yuki.
>>152670724Russell hasn't made an error like that since Singapore 2024.
>>152670736watch them go broke next season
ollie bearman's discord messages made me optimistic about the future f1 generationmaybe some anglos are alright... i might've been too harsh
>>152670429ruslel was evenly matched with the guy who got 23-1'd by lecuck, bro
>>152670827>having /r/formuladank tier opions is based now
>>152670829Russell's 2024 quali against Hamilton was nearly as strong as Leclerc's this year and that with Hamilton being another year past his prime and at a new team.
>>152670739Ricciardo is white
>>152670842>that>whitejeets are so weird
>>152670831At least by comparison to whatever it is that Hamiltons doing when he's not crying about how washed up he is.
>>152670739If Max does a Vettel next year (i.e. stops giving a fuck because the car sucks and then leaves), Hadjar might actually get the exact same career trajectory (and reputation) as Ricciardo.
>FIA: Mercedes' engine is allowed to cheat as long as they stop doing it by 2027
pozfags actually thought kwabmilton would beat lecuck because he was evenly matched with ruslel
max vershitten is not even on the same level as vettel who wasn't good to begin with
>>152670922name a better driver than vettel other than norris
>>152670929hamilton
>>152670940hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>152670942leclerc
>>152670947leclerc is shitting up the team
>>152670342Cory ChaseRebel RhyderMarina GoldAK47 GirlNicholas Latifi
>>152670920>because he was evenly matched with ruslelHe wasn't though ...
>>152670929Vettel was more hard work, Verstappen is more raw talent. Both were significantly better than their competitors. Good enough to make even Newey believe that he was a great car designer.
>>152670342>amx>chuck>mvseo>NARB>proudy>alboff>hvlk>neekeri>goblando>poorez
>>152670949ak47 boyhttps://youtu.be/0waorTf77g8?si=Icz6iScRwT7WoyOv
Nobody will see this but I want to fuck chuck
Whenever you see a spider sliding down in your room in front of you consider that this probably has happened countless times right onto you and you didn't see it.
sophia has probably awakened from her drunk christmas sleep by now
>>152670724>every race 10s behind mclaren-max and 10s in front of whatever p5 driver, lechuck or else russell top 2 driver status given
>>152670974How do you define hard work and raw talent? Because both Vettel and Verstappen, all jokes aside, have raw pace and aggressiveness but Vettel probably has better racecraft
>>152655568Max has been tanking punches from Jos since birth. Lando can't hurt him.
>>152670989>consider that this probably has happened countless times right onto youIt most definitely has not. Spiders are incredibly shy and easy to scare. Some big moving thing is potentially dangerous, so they'll do anything to avoid you.If you ever tried letting one crawl onto your hand (either to relocate them outside, as the woman demands) or just for fun, you know how difficult that is.
I didn't see it
guten morgen and I regret nothing
Let's be real Max is a mediocre pilot
>>152671138Sophia lives a virtuous life she doesnt get drunk
>>152671195>Let's be realno
>>152671185>Spiders are incredibly shy and easy to scareEver heard of the brazilian soldier spider? He doesnt afraid of anything!>you know how difficult that is.Thoses big house spiders, Tegennaria domestica, they are pretty easy to catch, because they are almost blind
>>152671151Hard work = Putting in time and effort with your team, lots of testing and tweaking, building a relationship and trying to understand the car.Raw talent = Having good intuition for what works and what doesn't, being extremely focused in the cockpit, being extremely consistent over a race and perhaps being mildly autistic.I'd say that that describes their different approaches/styles well enough. Mind you, that's not saying they fully relied on one and neglected the other. They both obviously have raw talent and both put in some work.
>>152671208>the brazilian soldier spiderNope. I thought they mainly used child soldiers.
>>152671195he shidded
>>152671195If Max is mediocre, then what does that make the rest of the current field?
>>152671185sometimes they make uncharacteristic mistakes like Lewis
>>152671195well that's probably why he drives cars for a living instead
>>152655860thx man! you too.
Did you guys clean your rooms today?
>>152671453I made my bed sort of
>>152671453its 8am
>>152671453Spent all Christmas cleaning my entire god damn house. Next is the garage and then the car.
>>152671472Why clean something that's going to get dirty again anyway?
>>152671551Wipe your ass
>>152657762
>>152671551I don’t know, it’s just my OCD. That and the trauma of once living with a trashy slob of a roommate who barely cleans after himself which also caused roaches to infest our old townhouse.Long story short, I like to keep things clean.
>>152671585
>>152671585>>152671588grim
Medshitters are malding because we went from dickriding s*nna 24/7 to a Lando wdc. They were also like this during the Vettel years and you're seeing it also in soccer with Haaland who reminds them of their place every week.
>>152671585>>152671588Is that a Lekek x Saint Mleux fanfic?If so, since when does she own the best team, and since when is said best team fucking Ferrari?
>>152671588Do womeme really?
>>152671626That's why it's a fantasy
>>152671664>fantasySorry, but I cannot suspend my disbelief THAT much.
>>152671585unironically shane van gisbergen and jess dane
>>152671585I really hate the goonette art style
>>152671687you ducked me earlier you cunting cuntanswer >>152668669
>Grand Prix in: 71 days, 13 hours, 41 minutes, 54 seconds Too long of a waitI want motorrace
>>152667573Now Max knows how it's like to drive a Ferrari SF25
>>152671737but only 27 days until the monte carlo rally
>>152671736calm down
>>152671786answer him
Friends and enemies, merry christmas!
>new captcha killed /sp/my keks
>>152671803what did you have estifren
>>152671815calm downit's christmas
>>152671776only one more week until the Dakaralso, WHAT THE FUCK is this new captcha??? fuck this shit!
>>152671824jamica answers first
>>152671850Is that the new DUNC film? Looks way better than the desaturated mess that was the first two!F1-reatled because Villeneuve is an even worse F1-champion than he is a director.
>>152671737and if I just asked to eat her ass she would call the male sheriffs to arrest mef1 related because Mercedes are similar unterhunders
Oscar Pisstree will never be a WDC.
>>152671919what a retarded state. makes alabama look sane in comparison
>>152671911eating ass is for degens and queers (included in degens)
>>152671865don't interrupt my morning beer
Strat mommy clitoral overstimulation
>>152671919I chyna the police are ticketing random motorist because they don't have money.The same thing here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Htaq4HoDog
>>152672012
>>152672014i'll piss in your beers if you don't answer me right now >>152668669>>152668669>>152668669
This is the final ever /f1/ christmas threadGoodbye
>>152672235if you must know 4 meats, dairy and starch of undisclosed variety
>>152672303dude, i fucking hate when someone is asked a question a doesnt reply, so fucking rude
>>152672336what is your credit card number?
>>152672336are you the rape threat anon
>>152672303jerk chickenjerk tyrrkeijerk fishjerk longpigdog milk cheeseandtubersa very unique take on chrimbo dinner mon
>>152672338i dont have a credit card>>152672342i was just making a point
Taking a lando norris t1 start rn
>>152672351>i dont have a credit card
>>152672357why are you green texting my post? are you mocking me? or are you saying that im lying or somethig? i dont understand why would you green text my post
>>152665508George is straight.
>>152670776Checo and Pierre are white too.
swuts
>>152672382there is a risk if you impregnate her that your babby will emerge with green tinged skin from her tattoos
>>152672382career ending pregnancy to Sneedson
>>152672351rape is basically just a display of strength anyway
>>152665449
>>152672388i would love to see them impregnating each other
>>152672382>>152672439theyre fake
>>152672450good, we need one (two implants) for antonelli
>>152672450women doesn't real?
>lots of free time>coomer thoughts intensify
Piastri WON! The 2025 grill the grid trophy.
>>152672382>>152672439Darn, Eleanor ...
>>152672502RIGGED!#F1XED
>>152672516she has great hobbies
>Max Verstappen's race engineer Gianpiero Lambiase is in talks to join Aston Martin in a senior position, per The Raceamxbros...
>>152672399intellectually, i was trying to make an intelectual pointeven though i do think i could heem him, easyis that how you say it? heem him? im a big guy
>>152672562her friend looks like an aaylmao but i would nice pairi do like bangs, but she does it to hide her 5head, no bueno>>152672565so lawrance had his daughter, thats why he was crying, poor guy
>>152672565It's over for Alonso
2026... you had better not suck
>>152672565max dood. wat nou?
>geepee will go from bantsing with amx to having to remind windowlicker to turn off his radio and that he finish 17 when museo is 1st
>>152672565another bald fraud
>>152672685He would be happy for him if he gets the team principle job.
>>152672695museo got shit on by ocon, bro
Boys, where’s the new?Are we relenting?
>>152672764
Let it die.
>>152672565it's over, he is retiring bros....
Why hasn’t the anon from the Low Countries who starts the new threads started a new thread yet?
i can make a very based edition
>>152672764I sincerely hope so
So Max is going to AM then
>>152672841Well, he's probably either dead or spending the Christmas holidays with his family.
>>152672891ALO out, VER in. STR 4ever
>>152672900cunnylope is a WHOOOOOOOOOOREEEE
DO NOT
>>152672900Max really did marry his clone.
>>152672900UUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>152672900isnt that alexia?
>>152672900Babies grow up fast
>>152672900I'm gonna need those delicious feet in HD, lads
>>152672927
>>152672927Max isn't a slut like that.
Which team(s) does /f1/ support?>BWT Alpine Formula One Team>Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team>Atlassian Williams F1 Team>Audi Revolut F1 Team>Cadillac Formula 1 Team>Scuderia Ferrari HP>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team>McLaren Mastercard F1 Team>Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team>Visa Cash App Racing Bulls Formula One Team>Oracle Red Bull Racing
Max bros...
>>152657495Brazil 2024Canada 2012Imola 1994
>>152672954uncanny face, looks like a body snatcher
>>152672954Would destroy that booty hole
can we leave this thread im uncomfortable
Long stint huh?
>>152673093Just emulating Piastro in Abu Dhabi.
>>152672900who the FUCK is that redhead? I'm rubbing my penis on the screen holy fuck
>but why do you get up at 2 AM to go on the sim? don't you need sleep?>yes, but i also need to go faster
>>152673119max is really the only F1 driver on the grid worth anything right now1 (one) driverget me out of this fucking timeline
>>152673119he shidded
>>152673146>>152673146>>152673146no need to thank me
>>152673125You can't say that when we have. Antonelli, the next Senna.Borto, the next Senna.Colapinto, literally Senna.Hadjar, just like Senna.
