Inshallah Edition
Staying at my mom’s for Christmas and her basement shower has two heads, one regular and a hotter one pointed right at your upper back, it’s god tier
>>152656837Sounds heavenly, I've been having back spasms since Tuesday
>>152656830
my wife just left me
>All Christmas NFL games require a streaming subscription Just leave Christmas to the NBA
My bronkies are losing to the steelies in round 1 :(But the steelies will win the owl:)
>>152656844everyone has streaming whilst only oldies still have cable
when the Jaguars win the owl, will WWE still send them a belt?
>>152656843my wife...........................................................is having a baby
>>152656846The himbo the league needs.The apex white boy.
>>152656843Quit lying on the internet. You are tied up with the ball & chain 4Life.
>>152656847how will a 1 seed play an 8 seed?
>>152656846It’s impossible not to like this golden retriever ahh football savant retard
>>152656846>some TA had to sit thru this and give him an A despite him being functionally retarded
>>152656860
>>152656847mike tomlin is going to lose another playoff game by double digits, he should've been fired when the steelers lost to tebow in 2011
>>152656853Holyshit congrats, anon! Is she going to be due in September?
49ers Texans owl for sure
>>152656876are you the same as bradysknee?
>>152656852noin 2022 the WWE sent montez ford and bianca belair to the jaguars @ chiefs game with WWE belts and a fuckton of chiefs gear
>>152656881The only way either of those teams gets out of round 1 is if the 49ers get the 5 seed
>>152656865Lol. Rich parents go a loooong way for these guys. T lawrence looks really weird
>>152656830jags are nice but still tony
>>152656881the texans aren't beating the jaguars in jacksonville lolthe jags have consistently driven the ball and scored points on their defense this year i'm sure they'd have no trouble doing it a third time
>>152656867>>152656893
My gift to /sp/ this Xmas is yet another N9ne post.
>>152656883Yes. Same great taste, new label!
>>152656841Sorry for blowing your bussy put but don't act like you didn't enjoy it.
>>152656907Didn't he dead?
>>152656820 #Lol. I mentioned her once beforehand. You definitely read my post. Hahaha stupid idiot, why you read my post and keep denying it? Nerve sufficiently touched. Youre 100% sad virginSorry, im posting this in the new because this dude was too happy the thread ended.
>already broke>about to have my wages garnished for student loansbros should i move back home or become a traveling thief?
>>152656918>pull a massive loan>go to a shithole country and live like a king
>>152656918can they garnish your savings?
>>152656899idk dubsanon, can't trust the donkeys to win out. Tho chorgers v Pats are always kino playoff games
In Todd McShay's 2025 NFL Redraft, with the #1 Overall Pick, the Titans select, Tyler Shough
Merry Christmas everyone
>>152656899Broncos aren't gonna beat the chargers at home unfortunately
>>152656899>baltipoor
>>152656940Merry Christmas
>>152656940Happy holidays
>>152656918Both at the same time. Why the hell trump reversing the student loan thing just because his hate boner for biden so strong. He said he is the best president ever but he keeps doing weird things like having sex with 14 yr olds and signing 679million dollar checks from tax paying Americans to his son's magnet company. Wtf dude. Not to mention the Qatari jumbo jet that is gonna take billions of tax payer money to strip and rebuild. I voted for you trump! Stop being the ultimate weirdo on earth! And those girls who have disappeared because he spent 80billion on ice to run around in masks legally shoving women into their cars in broaddaylight while they scream. That is weird bro. Trump, I just wanted prices of everything to go down, they have only increased. Stop being weird dude
>>152656844Not if one of them is your local market, all the Netflix games are still being broadcast to their local markets. You need an antenna and to go to your TV’s settings and scan for channels and that’s it, it’s free
>>152656922You don't even have to go to a shithole country, you can emigrate to Canada or Aussie Land.
>>152656950Happy Holidays indeed. Only lunatics get triggered by that.
>>152656881I hope not. Nobody wants to see the niners in the owl or even sniff the NFCCG. They are long overdue to be a years-long poverty franchise and fans of all 31 other teams would prefer it to be this way
>>152656924>savings
>>152656940merry Christmas anon
>>152656959Fox is weird with antennas, VHF only. Bears games are only played on fox so I need these damn 10 or so streaming services. NFL dun goof'd. Warrick dunn goof'd even
Why is mack so cheap?!
>>152656940Happy Christmas
>>152656918My brother, I feel your plight. Life can be really fucking hard and I don't even know what advice I can give you.
Will this be on local broadcast tv here in Detroit?
>>152656982How much is Mac getting paid as a backup? I am sure Kraft 100% jewed him out of money in NE.
>>152656837how tf does this work? does the house have two water heaters?
I'm Jewish
Remember when Joe bussy got his oline historic Japanese katanas for christmas and they let him get heemed anyway lol
>>152656997probably the mixing valve is set different
>>152656982i forgot mac jones existed
>>152656941when the chargers lose to houston they won't have anything to play for and will rest herbo
>>152656998Chinese food then? I am preparing a massive spread of Italian meats, cheeses, cured tomatoes, and bread.
>>152656918>about to have my wages garnished for student loansBlue collar working class people shouldn't be paying the college loans for their bosses.
>>152656982He wanted to give them a gift that isnt gonna be sold in 3 years. Smart
>>152657004Didn't he technically perform better than Brock this year with the same team?
>>152656990yes, streaming games are contractually required to be on local tv
>>152657005Theyre not losing to the use-tahn
>>152656899Since my Lions are out of the running, I'd like to see the Bears vs Rams in the NFC Conference game, with the Rams winning and Stafford going on to win another ring.As for the AFC, Broncos vs Jaguars with Trevor Lawrence going to the Superbowl vs Stafford.
>>152656982He is just showing the pay difference between him and purdy. Dude needs to pull huge loans to buy rolexes for everyone.
Anyone else notice that a lot of pitbull owners go out of their way to be as irresponsible with their dog as possible in some weird twisted attempt to prove that their pup isn't dangerous and is well trained?
>>152656918Surely you went to school to get a degree that will essentially make that money back quickly anyway, right?
>>152657016There's alternatives which everyone should use. I actively judge people who subscribe to these shitty streaming services.
>>152656918only on defaulted loans, so you're a bum who hasn't been paying
>>152657028Weird post. Why would you want another LA team to win when the Lombardi can come live in the Midwest for a bit?
>>152656907> $21.8 million for four years guaranteed (plus tip)
>>152657036>defending jewskys
>>152657033nah just made connections in a midwest film school that led me to LA. little did I know that white dudes would be explicitly barred from selling scripts and the industry itself would collapse within 10 years. fun stuff.
what happened?
>>152656982he should have gotten all of them "worlds greatest lineman" t-shirts
>Netflix exclusive games>Its the Queefs and LoinsYa Imma pass
>>152657032i fucking love anti pitbull rhetoric. my boy is 1/4 pit and i havent been asked to babysit my shitty nephew since i got him lol. i make sure to tell my family that he "acts skittish around kids"
>>152657046Your best bet would be to suck the dick of some e grifter and get astroturfed into a streaming career.
>>152657036I forgot, you people don't take today off as a holiday.
>>152656915>Didn't he [ZoomZoom McCarthy] dead?He is SO bad that despite a blown season, the Kangz are forcing him to fake an injury to prevent him stinking up the field.
>>152657016
>>152657040Because Stafford was our boy and it'll be the Lions who bring the Lombardi to the MidWest.
I'm hungover
>>152657061That's based
i hope that today all frens join together to root for my vikies so the lions are eliminated from the nfl playoffs :D
>>152657082I drank two Rasputin tall boys and some rum and I'm feeling great.
>>152657085>lions are eliminated from the nfl playoffsThey're already out, the Packtards ain't losing to the Kangz
>>152656940Merry Christmas to you and yours!
>>152656940Merry christmas!
>>152656967This. Covers NYE and Xmas easily.
>>152657061That is why i got a stickshift and moved into an ultra cheap but great apartment in the Austin neighborhood in Chicago. No family asks to visit, and no coworkers/friends ask to use my truck for moving shit or anything. You should tell ppl pup is half pitt.
>>152656940Merry Xmas :)
>>152657092but packies can shit the bed against ravens
I will not be watching football today
>>152657092>backup qb who's injuredit's more likely than you think
>>152656998My condolences. I can't imagine not knowing the joy of Christmas
>>152657097There's also Three King's day, feast of St Lucy, feast of the Immaculate Conception, etc.
>>152657111I will but I won't be happy about it
>>152657092I think the Packers will lose their last two games including the one against the Vikings. The last time they played the Packers mocked their skol chant, they’ll want revenge at home. Plus it’s a divisional game against rivals who hate each other. The Packers roster is also depleted at key positions that they don’t have viable depth replacements for.
I will be watching football all day.
>>152656967Of course some liberal chomo afraid of the kiwipussy would say this.
>>152657110>>152657112Because of their tie with the Cowboys, the Packers have to lose to both the Ravens and Vikings, while the Lions have to win over both the Vikings and Bears (in Chicago in winter).That ain't happening.
>>152657125Oh stick a candy cane up your ass.
>>152657092Vikings NEED to beat the packs. Jordan love might have given himself possible brain damage by putting his head down on what would have been a clean tackle. Packs need to lose atleast one of their last two games. But they playing Ravens and kingz. Ugh. Bears need to win just 1 of their last two games. San Fran and loins, to be #1seed. Bears sooo close. Cmon fudgepackers, LOSE to the Ravens or JJ smartest draft pick ever McCarthy. Plz!
>>152657131>Packs need to lose atleast one of their last two games.See:>>152657128
>>152657130>P-Pls let’s squash the beef!KWAB
>>152657125Happy holidays to you too, Mr. Grinch
>>152656937Shough's Sneed & Feed
I bought my dad some weed for christmas
>>152657137Based. What strain/type?
strain this bussy
>>152657143No idea.
>>152656940Merry Christmas folks
What did Santa bring you guys?
>>152657128Bears will throw the game to get to play the Lions again the next week
>>152657134I AM SQUASHING THE BEEF with the Kiwi NEET. You're all sorts of cunt this fine Christmas morning tho.
>>152657157a rock
>>152657128It can definitely happen, the Packers have major injuries and are no longer the same team from earlier. The Bears could be resting starters if they’re out of 1 seed contention, gifting the Lions a win. It’s not as unlikely as you think
>>152657157the rock
>>152657121Love is back. So is Jacob's, Williams, doubs and Watson. They will be without Parsons, but packs mostly back to full strength. But they did lose to the bears who had more injured starters than even them. Willis has "illness". Which is weird, he played better than love during the bears game, they trying to make people forget about him because Jordan love is now a commercial acting qb and "face" for them.
>>152657161Squash this bussy
>>152657162
>>152657159if the bears beat the whiners they will be competing for the #1 seed vs detoilet and won't be consneeding anything
>>152657169Oh... that's what you're after.
based guy sent his gay kids to conversion camp. pray the gay away as they say.
>>152657171>if the bears beat the whiners
I hope Burrow demands a trade lmao
>>152657178I hope he gets a career ending injury
>>152657132Well now im.confused and out of date. Someone explain how the bears win division and #1seed. I now we are damn ose and it is doable
>>1526571749ers have zero real talent left on defense, getting by on smoke and mirrors since Bosa and Warner went down. Ol' Man Rivers was slinging tuds against them. Bears are putting up 30 points and Purdy isn't matching that vs the best takeaway D in the league.
>>152657178And then ends up on the Titans lmao
>shit games About to get mogged by the NBA again
>>152656997Idk I’m not a plumber
>>152657002This. You can set temperature via the cartridge in most modern faucets.>>152657190We know.
>>152657183Old man rivers lmao. Time to put on some abner Jay for Xmas. Im so depressed and cocaine are ultra blues bangers.
>>152657188Yes it will. Go Spurs!
It’s pretty racist that neither the colts nor the commanders reached out to colin kaepernick about taking the starting qb job
>>152656967Yet you got so triggered you replied
>>152657181saaar
what did he mean by this?
>>152657205
>>152657157A pebble
>>152657166Love is still in concussion protocol and has a shoulder injury. Jacobs is a non-factor and can barely walk and shouldn’t be playing. Watson will still be limited. Doubs is also playing with an injury plus he sucks. They are nowhere near full strength and down another TE for the season. This is not close to full strength, they’re beat up and the roster is patched together with backups and practice squad players. Even if Love does play he’s coming off of a brain injury.
>>152656982Mac Jones’ gift was thoughtful
>>152657204Wonder what that kneeling chud is up to on this, the birth day of Jesus Christ.
>>152657205>triggered2015 tumblr called and they want their meme back
>>152657211Escaped the cuckshed.
Not long now.
>>152657137DUDE.I got mine a c-gar.
>>152657194How do I filter this poster? Can you also filter individuals without tripcodes?
Which current players are already getting CTE'd and which are just retarded?
I can honestly see the Lions beating the Bears to make it to the playoffs
>>152657221I was repeating his word back to him, captain autism/general jumps into conversations without context
>>152657226newfag
>>152657226Filter any namefag with the following:/^(?!Anonymous$)/
>>152657226Use 'noko' in the options field.
which fanbase is most like this?
>>152657232Like this fellow. Can he be filtered, even just for this thread?
>>152657157A 1 kg lump of coal delivered through the bay window. The largest pane, if that matters.
>>152656982Love Mac
filtering is a sure sign of a mental midget
>>152657238more like the gay window
>>152657235Bandwagoning foreigners like the kiwibitch.
>>152657235Dem boyz followed closely by our birds
>>152657226lol blown out bussy!
>>152657240>you have to read the deranged spam of third world swarthoids because… you just have to ok?!?
>>152657235goddamn broncucks, but at least they quited down after being embarrassed at home by the jags
>nooo you have to deal with me being annoying on purpose ahhhhh
>>152657256Pretty sure that was literally one guy and he’ll be back if they win this week
I’m the CEO of my own life. I’ll filter whoever I want!
Is macdonald open today
>>152657254>>152657257These Chiefs fans really sore about their team missing the 'offs, huh.
>>152657240Filtered
>>152657254you know that you're not required to read every comment in a thread, right?
>>152657231>>152657226can we not do this today please
Merry Christmas>black qbs>black coaches>coach primate>coach rape ape
>>152657263no but booggre kings is
>>152657264Marry Crambus
>>152657271Trip on, chomosknee.
>>152656842Zesty faggot
>>152656848Some have both
>>152657263Try your local truckstop or chinky take out.
>>152657272none of the teams playing today have a black HC, /pol/tard
>>152657271Already moved on, mirry crimbus
>>152657263He's with his family, can I take a message?
I wrote Santa off... but he ain't write back
>>152657293It's never a wrong time to remind the folks about our simian problems
>>152657293You wish they did, chud.
>>152657278Turn your monitor on
I’m taking a couple edibles now to enjoy the games with my shitposting friends :)
>>1526572962 Big Mac combo meals and an ice cream
>>152657277>implying I take off my trip use VPNs like to hide
>>152657302>posting on a computer Unc ahh type shit fr kkkk
I don't have a wife, but I wish I did so I could leave her.
is aaron right?
sister in law just took her shoes off
>>152657308Stop posting goblinas.
>>152656853Congrats. Who's the father?
>>152657240>i shit on your table>you throw me out>LOL MENTAL MIDGETit's easier to lock you out if you dont bring anything to the table besides shit
>>152657306The mcflurry machine is broken sorry.
>>152657211hes on the reffie's naughty list for his behavior on the sideline
>>152657319Welcome to the general aaron
>>152656844These games are all trash anyway and not worth watching
Can you guess the most recent team to score 55+ points twice in a single season?
>>152657343Aaron has a wife
We’re out of provolone cheese (Eve is the big party) so I’m melting some charcuterie board cheese into my leftover roast beef
>>152657347Buncos?
>>152657272COWARD!
>>152657348Really? What's her name?
Got an ice cream cake I'm gonna eat after turkey, ham, stuffing, and casseroles tonight. Gonna make a giant ass bomb.
>>152657350Broncos have never scored more than 55. The answer to Anon's question is a simple, I guessed right solely based on /nfl/ delusion levels
>>152657361100% correct. betters are degenerate scumbags who deserve the chambers
It's pretty well known in Philly, don't hear about it much outside of the city anymore, but it's pretty well locally known that Jalen Hurts has taken hats from children when they ask for an autograph and sometimes he even eats the hats, I believe Cam was at an even where this took place and Jalen made some remarks to Cam about "being hungry" and having "a craving for fine leather and feathers" obviously this took Cam aback and he hasn't liked him since. Sometimes on the all-22 broadcast you'll see Big Dom forcefully take a hat from one of the kids in the crowd and give it back with a few bitemarks taken out after halftime
>>152657327It's a bad idea, right?
>>152657337me
>>152657361>parts of society erodeadd it to the list
>>152657347Bengals?
>>152657361Yes. Gambling is universally despised by every culture, and yet our current oligarchy is pushing it hard. BROUGHT TO BY FANDUEL!
>>152657361he may be a fag but he's right in this case
>>152657368Hurts unironically does seem like the type of nigga to deny children autographs though.
>>152657361it pays for everything tho
>>152657376>Gambling is universally despised by every culturenot the Chinese
anybody seen Aaron Rodgers wife?
>>152657361so what's responsible for the behavior of players changing?
>>152657385Bugmen aren't people
>>152657387She goes to a different school
>>152657391Pedophile felon in the white house
>>152657364We got turkey, macaroni and cheese, stuffed bell peppers, gumbo, cake, cookies, and a brand new slushie machine.
>>152657376>Gambling is universally despised by every culture,are you familiar with the entire continent of asia
>>152657391Cool it with the racism.
>>152657387she goes to school in canada
>>152657361I wish Aaron would cool it with the anti-Semitism
>>152657401Gambling is very illegal and looked down upon in South Korea
>>152657400Gambling is illegal in mainland China. You can be executed for it. It's why the triads operated out of Hong Kong and Macau for years until recently when they were forced to move to Myanmar.
>>152657350>>152657374It was the 1989 Cincinnati Bengals! FUN FACT!!!!!!!!! The '89 Bengals also played against the Vikings in the NFL's first Christmas Day game since 1971!
>>152657410explain the giant legal casinos in macau
>>152657361He's right, fantasyfags that care more about their fantasy teams then their actual team are garbage, even if you root for garbage teams like the Jets and Giants. And Dave Portnoy is a perfect example of how fucked in the head gambling addicts can be
>>152657409This too. Pokemon was banned in Korea due to the slot machines. In Japan Gambling is also illegal and only bypassed by Pachinko.
Did this stupid bitch just say the Jags are in the NFC?!!
>>152657410thats crazy, are there any other countries in asia? what about those?
>>152657361YesGambling brings nothing of value to the game
>>152657417special administrative region innit
>>152657417https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambling_in_MacauTechnically Macau is a territory of China. It's being propped up right now as an alternative to Vegas, which is why the Triads were booted from there a few years ago.
>>152657428think about the shareholder value
>>152657424see >>152657422Vietnam, it's illegal, etc. That's why our casinos are usually loaded with chain smoking Asians. If I want to go to Momosan at Foxwoods for some ramen I had to wade thru crowds of Chinese tourists here to blow their money.
>game in 30 minutes >no game thread yall slacking
>>152657418Depends how much money
>>152657447make it yourself idiot retard dumbass
lots of generals don't have game threads like /cfb/ and /hoc/
could one of you fine young gentlemen please find it in your heart to gift this to me on this joyous christmas day?
>>152657362Libby, Liberace is her full name.
>>152657410>Gambling is illegal in mainland ChinaThey all just go to Macau or Laos. It's like how prostition, porn and vpn's are also "illegal"
>>152657347Rams?
>>152657453VERY cool
>>152657465Yep. It's also a way to get rid of political enemies.
This man solved the Denver defense and every team that came after has used his formula. Fire Quinn and promote Kliff
>>152657428It brings literally the only thing of measurable value to the league
>>152657463Just rock a styrofoam cheese grater on your head.
>>152657472you can bet that Matt Nagy won't figure it out today. chiefs are putting up zero (0) points.
>>152657423Someone in the last thread said Kevin Stefanski was a great DC
>>152657447today's games don't deserve threads
My farts smell like roadkill
today's games don't deserve this bussy
>>152657467>plastic cuck can't even see the OP answered that it was the Bengals
>>152657372damn crowd of lunchtime rowdies and society eroders at it again
>>152657478ok bozo
>>152657463I'll buy you a $20 version off dhgate (if that still exists)
Reminder that Temujin is a fairweather latina Raiders fan larping as a male weeb.
Someone who actually cares about Michael Irvin needs to tell him he looks fucking ridiculous with that mop
>>152657428I'm trying to think of one single thing gambling adds to the game
>>152657494Rams?
Penis Jr.
>>152657361>Won’t someone please think of the heckin’ multimillionairinos playing a children’s game?!
>20 bings till kickoff>No gamethread
>>152657501the ads can be unintentionally funny sometimes
>>152657506Whatever happened to him?
>>152657503Are going to get knocked out of the ploffs by the 9ers
None of these young cats have any charisma or acting chops at all
>Jaguars CB Jourdan Lewis is set to undergo foot surgery and will miss the rest of the seasonjags season over
>>152657512WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>152657513Penis bone got broken. Falcons looking for a new qb now.
>>152657171Lions will still beat the Bears. Whether that gets them in the playoffs is up to Green Bay
>>152657508This post was so retarded it's probably bkTrip on bk
>>152657512noice
im about to go to 711 for booze and then the chinese takeout place for food
>>152657501It makes adults care about the outcome of games when they otherwise wouldn’t
>>152657512Suddenly hungry for a whopper whopper whopper...
>>152657520JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER
>>152657528I'm about to shower and start the prime rib but you don't see me bragging.
>>152657528What type of booze and chinese you gettin’?
Not a fan of these dual threat QBs in the slightest
we're eating at a Columbian restaurant today what should I expect
>>152657539"Dual threat" but the threat is only ever running.
>>152657539>>152657544and there it is.
>>152657535i salute all rib roast enjoyers
>>152657540Is is Nikado Avocado wearing a Spanish flag shirt?
>>152657536the funny thing is, as an alcoholic i dont even know what kind of beer i drink. its one of those shit tasting IPAs thats like 9% abv. gets you drunk.as for the chinese ill usually get sesame chicken rice combo with eggrolls and crab rangoons. its enough food to last the whole day
>>152657540Means Rayne finna ball out today. Take his over passing yards.
are you guys watching the netflix games
watch this bussy
>>152657347raiders
>>152657552Nice, get some pedialyte too.
will there be a chiefs game thread today
It’d be really cool if Kay wasn’t wearing anything under that coat Also>nfl network shilling for FanDuelCmon man
>>152657347saints
>>152657563Yeah. I am sure one of their legions of bandwagoners will maintain one.
>>152657539coward
>>152657478That's demonstrably not true
>>152657570can we not do this today please
>>152656940Merry Christmas Anon bro!
Let’s be jolly guys
>>152657556Yes
can we not do this bussy today please
Where my fartbros at? They're pretty stinky right now. They'll get a lot worse when I crack open the beers I got for the games.
Where's the Cowboys and Commanders game thread?
>>152657575They’re making a cut of the winnings. Yes, it is objectively true.
>>152657593Add some fiber and protein too
>>152656846how is Touchdown Jesus these days?
>>152657540Vikings vs Lions matters
>>152657611Not really. Packers will bootyblast the Kangs next week so it's a mute point.
>Netflix execs when the players mention Jesus' birth
>>152657599They sell tickets and advertising and broadcasting rightsIf betting was the only thing that brought value to the league then the league wouldn't exist without sports betting, but the NFL existed for almost 100 years without it
>>152657629aids YUM
>>152657623>mute point
>>152657606touchdown jesus has his team in 1st place in the AFCS. if you're thinking of clipboard jesus, he hasnt been on a roster since 2016 iirc
>>152657623puckers losing to a 3rd string qb and somehow allowing the 8% lions to get in would be kwaboty so i hope not
>>152657626Uh what? I didn’t say anything like “it’s the only thing” bringing value…
>>152656899Why are we assuming that the packers aren't going to be eliminated by the 49ers round 1 in the playoffs exactly?
>>152657626He said it brings the only thing of value, not that it’s the only thing bringing value
>>152657637>jews convinced a bunch of self hating goyim for a couple decades to serve them>this undoes what the jews did and the millennia of hatred towards themk
>>152657637that is not what nostra aetate says, the summary was written by a Jew. The fact that the Jews killed Christ is the plain language of the Gospels and the Church cannot deny the truth of the Gospels.
dem goyz @ foreskins game thread>>152657641>>152657641>>152657641
>>152657644people are still desperately trying for force the lions meme
>making the thanksgiving teams also play on christmaswhat level of humiliation ritual is this?
>>152657000He gave them those so they could commit seppuku and no longer live in shame but none of the cowards had enough honor to kill themselves
>>152657665The Church has survived much worse popes than Francis. And yes I am saying that Jews twisted and manipulated the plain language of a document to serve their own ends, imagine that.
folks ain't gonna keep being festive with you that jolly person that took santa's workshop by storm on his first wishlist and he was i love christmas cookies and had the whole all that that was holly jolly... but we give presents to nice kids big dog... and you're supposed to be santa's number one and you're acting like a bum
>>152657013No. He played really well but Brock is better.The Niners haven't punted for a month and Brock just had a 5 tdgame, what the fuck do you even want
TRUCK STICK
>>152657657I mean I guess either one would be hilarious
Don't let Christmas detract from the fact Matt Stafford is a rapist.
>>152656893Niners wont even be playing in the first round
If the Lions manage to lose to Max Brosmer, they will be in last place.
>>152657706MOAR
Jayden Daniels rapes your team
>>152657690>>152657647>>152657637tr4ke
>>152657518>season overHighly doubt that
>>152657396Not really narrowing that list down.
Reminder the rams don't have any fans so if they win its the equivalent of a vacated season
>>152657756illegal touching. 15 yard penalty
>>152657756he doesn’t even play football anymore, that nigga is a professional soup advertiser
I actually like this score bug
What an old hag. Thanks to hoeflation, we have couples like this
>>152657684>Kangz v Wions>Dem Boyz v Redskins>BuncosChiefs are manufactured, but all the other teams are pure SOVL
>>152657798Wtf did he fail his bussy inspection?
I don't care for this scorebug, it insists upon itself.
>mfw santa got me the sopranos DVD box set
we're all in the game thread
we're all in this bussy
>>152657915Fuck you, retard.
i am fucking PSYCHED for greenland 2: migration
>>152656967Woke
>>152657351Why do people keep mentioning Cowherd when he has nothing to do with the conversation, I just don't get it
>>152657908Holy cow
what incentive to teams have to win games once theyre eliminated from the playoffs?
>>152657972contract incentivesauditioning for a new contract
>>152657972put tape out there for your next signing or contract. show your team or future team you're not a quitter
>>152657999Just like how thirdies play their heart out against Europeans in soccer to try and get out of their countries
>>152657949people like his sports talk show more than mat pacaffee
>>152657965
>>152657972Money, audition for a new contract or new team, and scoring tds and lighting people up is just fun. 31 teams are losers every year anyway. Probably better to get ready for next year than be a team like the Steelers that have no shot in the offs anyway.
All I want for Christmas is for this man to be FIRED
>>152658008Eisen mogs the shit out of both.
>>152658063Be careful what you wish for.
>>152658064first things first bros our response?
>>152656830Modern NFL players are pussies. League is soft. You zoomers watch a worse product. Players are weaker, slower, and softer pussies.
>>152657211Lost to the bears, aaaannnddd cheated on the wifey at the massage place tucker goes too
>>152657217Damn, Google AI is retarded. Said all those players were back and healthy.
>>152657226Delete system 32. Every trip you flag will get filtered.
>>152658124AI makes up random games. It's far from reliable yet
>>152658151This. I've done the same and it works perfectly.
>>152657915Exactly why I'm here, you guys are fags. Also the Cowboys are playing so it's only a matter of time before it turns into a tranny porn dump.
>>152658151This anon knows ball.
>>152657342Why is he so angry lol? Games tied but they still have the 2 minute warning instead of using a timeout. Penalty wasnt called oh boohoo
>>152657366Have the broncos scored over 30 pts yet this year? Great defense but bo nix is kind of a lame dude, red zone = fg for them
>>152657028I would rather see the Bears. Fuck Stafford he already has one.
>>152658103Players are more stronger and more athletic than ever boomer retard.
>>152657368Hurts is on the spectrum. He definitely has chewed on the bills of hats before
who here /homeless/?
>>152658249You're a boomer poofter.
>>152658249They are softer though because of rule changes making previously legal hits illegal. That’s better for the long term health of players and their brains though
>>152657103d'aww :3
>>152658274Not currently but I really enjoyed my time homeless. Did alot of heroin and played phone games, charging my phone at Burger king's and stuff. Winter time in. Chicago really Takes a toll though. Sleeping in emergency waiting rooms at 1 star rated hospitals is really fucking hard.
>>152658311Zoomers don't remember jr seau. CTEs are serious business. Antonio brown is hopefully teaching some people now though. His brain is FUCKED.
>>152658249They really are not stronger and more athletic, this is a zoomer meme. Today athletes are given all these this fancy crap including sticky gloves to catch. In the old days, even olympic athletes had to run on different surfaces with worse shoes. You give athletes from the 70s or 80s the modern tracks and fields and shoes and they would be just as fast if not faster. Stop being a retarded zoomer or millenial. We are weak. Weaker than our fathers and grandfathers. We have lower testosterone too. Modern NFL players are bitches. Absolute pussies. There is very little masculine about this league anymore. It might as well be flag football. All for what? So more women watch the game? I'm sorry, but if you get paid NFL money you deserve the risk of brain damage. Fuck CTE pussies.
>>152658249No because they dont have the mental willpower to use their real strength and this is all performative so they just do what's required
>>152657793Agreed. This is why they shouldn’t be allowed to win. It should go to a storied and historic franchise with a massive fan base. No matter how good their offense is the refs must throw flags and keep them out
>>152658274i was strung out on pills after my brother died and spent a couple years homeless funny, it just kinda clicked when i was like 22 that i couldnt live like that anymore
Cock Turdy
>>152658374Hmm. I’m not a zoomer but I’m not sure if this is true. Offensive linemen definitely weigh more than they used to and they run faster. Linebackers run faster too. These players have different conditioning routines than in years past.One area that is objectively inferior is quarterbacks. College football uses the shotgun formation almost exclusively to give qbs more time to read defenses and also to scramble, which is encouraged. These changes have affected the NFL and brought in an influx of black qbs. Meanwhile old pocket passers are looking more elite than ever in their 40s because of the way the game has evolved to accommodate the black qb style
Which QBs, if they won the SB, would you accept as being the best QB in the NFL? For example, if Purdy won the SB, would you kneel and accept him as the best? What about Maye? Allen?
>>152658364Who gives a shit about their brains? They are paid millions of dollars. They sacrificed their health for fame and fortune. They made a choice. There are more dangerous jobs. They can play a different sport if they don't want to. We don't have regulations on more dangerous jobs like people working on oil rigs. Nope, they get paid big checks and they shut up about it.
>>152658450Trust me it's true. They keep spreading this lie that all athletes in all sports were inferior. It's the arrogance and narcissism of modern sports fans and athletes that spew this lie. They want to feel like they are living in the best time. But they simply are not. It's the worst time. Football fans are the kind of people who ignore reality and so they buy it.
>>152658455None of them. Not a single qb sticks out the past few years except Stafford. There might be another future heroball qb playing today but they’re not looking like right noe
>>152658443wtf I.love dem boys now
>>1526580632 more games. It's gonna be good to finally have a fresh start after so long. I'm hoping we steal Joe Brady from the Bills
>>152658455Phillip Rivers
>>152658485I definitely agree that fans want to be living in the best time. Hockey fans say this all the time and it’s true when you compare it to eras prior to the 80s but if you watch hockey games of the Red Wings and Avalanche teams from the late 90s compared to today, there is just no comparison to the skill level those teams possessed.
>>152658455the best quarterbacks in the league are the old QBs because they played when the game was harder and they have fundamental training that new quarterbacks dont get anymore.
>teams so shit the television graphics doesn't show their recordsKekw
>>152658564Exactly what I'm saying can be about any sports
>>152658573This. There also used to be a massive drop off after the top 5 where today the top 10 are somewhat interchangeable depending on the week and the next 5 aren’t far off. Half the teams in the league have a franchise qb and there is no clear heroball qb frontrunner(s)
>>152658151Dude I just tried this and fucked up my dads laptop. Dont do it
>>152658327Yeah I don't even do drugs, just can't take care of myself
>>152658101we run this genny
>>152658726yeah!
>>15265856490s aves vs red wings were pure kino. 90s aves were just so damn fun to watch. Patrick roy, Peter Forsberg, Joe sakic, Milan hejduk as a great rookie, and chris drury as a rookie getting sticks to face every game until he needed a face guard. Claude lemieux as the enforcer. Redwings had the Russian 5, steve yzerman etc. Those teams absolutely hated eachother. That is when hockey peaked. Those fights were real. The dirty tactics were real. The poor rookies got facial scars for life. Peter forsberg got an around the net one-handed goal with a ruptured spleen and shit. The NHL really screwed up not following the NFLs lead. Every NFL game has a build-up of hype and treated like a huge event. Hockey needs to end the 100+ game seasons.
>strain this bussy
>>152658573QBs are expected to lead teams at 20 yrs old after 2 years of collgeball nowadays. Archie manning staying for another year of college instead of insta jumping to the nfl was a great move.
>>152656940right back at you
>>152658564Crosby already surpassed anyone from those eras. What you actually mean is teams are less stacked because there's a salary cap. The game used to be way slower
>>152658692Youll end up on drugs being homelessness. Go bug your family
>>152658450The Evan Neal experiment failed.
>>152658790Insane level of skill we will never see again. I agree they need to have less games but to be fair in football there is almost always a player taken out by injury where it can be several games before that happens in hockey
>>152658897*fewer games
>>152658548Do you think they'll trade Lamar too and burn everything down?
>>152658461The fact it doesnt have to be that is why it's happening. We need to nowndogurenout how to pay EMTS and nurses more now. Itnisnsimple really, but billionaires haaaaaate spending money
>>152658912They won't move lameme because only the Dolphins will want him and they're not going to be able to afford him with the Tua dead cap.
>>152658920But what if the Ravens trade Lamar for Tua?
>>152658940Tua is fucking garbage
>>152658940Why would they do that?
>>152658854The game was way slower before the mid 80s but go watch those red wings and avalanche teams play each other. They are faster. Crosby is talented but you can’t definitely say he would have been better than those player. Yes the cap keeps them teams less stacked and more boring and that’s part of it but Jaromír Jágr proved this stupid bullshit about players better than ever wrong a few years ago when he came back and was still pretty decent. Literally a guy from the old era playing with these supposedly better newer style players. Hockey is inferior to the 90s and all these parity games are boring. You’re just another example of people wanting the present to be the best it ever was which is typical zoomer drivel
>>152658948For an upgrade
>>152658970....in the following year because they have a high draft pick?
>>152658912>>152658940They're not trading Lamar. If the Ravens decide to go rebuild mode we have other assets that are easy to move and far more likely. Marlon Humphrey, Derrick Henry, Rashod Bateman etc
>>152658977No what I was thinking is that they both need a fresh start like Goff and Stafford. Tua is an elite prospect
>>152659025What if they traded for Mariota?
>>152659025>Tua is an elite prospect
>>152659025stop trolling
>>152658978Lamar has been skipping practices and staying up late playing video games of all things and this doesn't have anything to do with him being "injured". Ravens are getting rid of him if not this offseason, the next
>>152659025>Tua is an elite prospect>pooa
what the fuck is his problem?
>there's an NFL player with the name of hawk tuayou can't make this shit up
>>152659025Was.
>>152659038>>152659039>>152659044Explain to me how 2022-2024 was not elite
>>152659062he's on percs
>>152659114
>>152659127That's a throwaway
>>152659114That's not what a prospect is retard
>>152657706It's just ppl who see the stat sheets but don't watch the games. I love Mac but Purdy is better
>>152659041The source for that appears to be a jewish writer who makes shit up and is trying to meme this trade thing into existence. Personally I think there is a good chance Lamar’s performance is declining significantly. He’s been injured this season and teams are also scheming specifically for him. But this might be the beginning of the end. Running qbs have a very short shelf life
if the raiders don’t get the #1 pick they gotta go down the tua reclamation project road, right?
>>152659165Purdy is better but people were blowing their load on his last game’s stat sheet even though he was playing against arguably the worst defense we’ve seen all year.
Tua was the best qb for the dolphins since Marino and the only reason why Tua looked bad this year is because it's the dolphins. Using the eyeball test he is the best qb in the league
who /comfy/ here?
>>152659167The writer is black
>>152659177They tried to win last week though
>>152659211feeling a bit better gonna run to the corner store to get some liquor and try and drink the rest of the sick away
>>152658897Football having best 3 out of 5 would be cool but it'd take like 2 months a series. Baseball it physically makes sense burning how hockey dudes play so many games a year
>>152659177there's more than one qb in the draft retard
>>152659226i dont think Mark Davis actually knows that.
>>152656918>a traveling thiefThat sounds like more fun and if you get caught, free housing, food, medical for 3 to 5 years.
>>152659226Not any worth a top 3 pick asides mendoza when tua or Mac jones are available draft best player available not for need
>>152659167I actually made that shit up on the spot and laughed my ass off over it. Looks like someone else beat me to it
>>152656918>traveling thiefjust say gypsy
>early season Europe games on peacock>have to buy a Disney Plus subscription mid season for MNF because of yiddish squables>YouTube TV plus Sunday ticket is like 500 dollars>Need Netflix for these holiday games#startjewishhate
>>152658978Coaches have to leave if Lamar isngoingntonstay. He wants Miami cuznhenhates cold. Ive been saying this for 3 days now as a shitpost but now official "writers" are reporting it. Harbaugh gotta go
>>152659247i get MNF, TNF, SNF, and redzone on the nfl app for like 12 bucks a month don’t need more than that
>>152659241 no one agrees with you thoughbeit
>>152659323>>152659323LIONS AT VIKIES GAMETHREAD
>>152659211>Packers blanket>Reds hat and treeSomething's not adding up here.
>>152659370How to throw picks and suck ass
>>152659370Gumby looking ass
>>152659370If the Colts draft this bum in the second round I'm not watching
>>152659414He scored 10 points
new in a few >>152659426>>152659426>>152659426
>>152659414Who cares about cfb? Get out of here with that boring amateur shit
I got a lump of coal for Christmas
>>152659545I'm on the nice list.
>>152659570>NOICE list
>>152659590The nonce list :(
499
500!
>>152657859She was hot when she was 22
>>152659878She was mid as fuck
>>152657859She got too much surgery. Divorcing her is gonna suck because they started a funeral company and commercials together
I'm sorry this just looks like the colts vs the colts
