Christmas Edition>>152650628
bud + 1 = trb
Anyone else hate meeting with their extended family on Christmas? I’m find hanging with my parents/grandparents. But I hate hanging with my cousins aunts and uncles worst part of the year.
>>152658704no because i'm not a miserable sack of shit
>>152658710My uncle wears a canada 51st state hat.
>>152658704I’m thankful I only see my extended family for Thanksgiving
>>152658704Yeah we don’t do that. Tier one family only on Christmas. Tier two family on thanksgiving. The only bummer is it’s so much fun to leave or have the tier two senpai leave so you can shit talk and gossip about them with your tier one senpai.
>>152658727based
>>152658704I know what youre saying, I hated that shit for years. Spending your christmas day travelling to relatives you rarely see when you just want to chill.
>>152658727everyone has that uncle, though
>>152658704>>152658826im sick with a bad cold. enjoy the festivities, boys. ill be shitposting from the couch.
>>152658841I’ve heard soooooo many people are sick with something right now. It’s very reminiscent of Christmas in 2019
>>152658841Feel better soon fren <3
>>152658863It was Covid pandemic the new normal was arriving
>Mummy 4 announced with the entire original cast returning Now there’s a Christmas present
I got really sick for 2 days on dec 27th and 28th of 2019, I distinctly remember it because I could not stop dry heaving and had a pounding headache for 2 days. Of course, I was drinking a lot at the time and chalked it up to being a boozebag, but when I look back on it now i'm pretty sure I had covid before people knew what it was. All the time I spent boozing, I never got sick like that before or after.
>>152659068no you didn't
>>152659068Hopefully youre vaxxed now
>>152659088Ya I did
the stringy blue haired ghouls from the 'cord really stretching their legs in this thread
>>152659141Nice projection
>>152659068I think a lot of people had it September 2019-January 2020 I’ve never believed it only first got here in March. I had a loved one in the hospital in early January 2020 and the hospital was set to level red (reduced visiting hours/visitor limitations) and they all said it was the worst flu season they’d ever seen.
>“I need hockey, but I hate the culture, especially around professional men’s leagues,” she said.What can be done about the femcel invasion of hockey?
>>152659068This used to happen to my grandpa all the time around Christmas and other holidays and weekends and birthdays and work nights. He told me it was because a fly must have gotten into his beer.
>>152659068I remember that winter being especially rough, even though we didn't know about covid
>>152659202>i love hockey, but i hate the jocks who wouldn't date me in hs and called me shrek
>>152659202now that taylor swift's husband has been eliminated, they'll focus on the nhl. expect a lot more fanfics
>>152659249Jen
>>152659265Why is it okay for women to objectify men like this? If I went to a pwhl game and said time to watch the sluts aquarium I’d lose my job.
>>152659265Women begging for dick in real life isnt as attractive as it is in my pornos
>>152659249_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
BUD WON
>>152659202Gary needs to do what the CEO of Abercrombie did back in the day and make women’s sizes for jerseys and merch xxs-large. Send a message to those tumblrhinos
I love watching gay sex hockey tv shows
Oh man what player do we leave home this is such a tough decision
>>152659202In women's hockey culture Hayley Wickenheiser spread an absurd lie about the American players stepping on the Canadian flag
>>152659422Robertson doesnt play defence.
>>152659422i hope there isn't really a braden tkachuk
>>152659425I heard the american players used it to wipe their nose, rub it between their butt cheeks, laid it on the ground and gave it a crotch chop, and then started humping it
>>152659437What did you think Brady was short for?
>>152659425Yeah but did they want her to sign it?
>>152659460I just assumed Keith was a retard
>>152659460I thought it was just a shitty white trash "use a last name as a first name" thing
>>152659404According to the memo he sent us before he left, he wants more sexy photoshoots t. Intern
These meta goggles are dangerous my kid just tripped over a bunch of boxes and ate shit because he got too into making a virtual pizza
>>152659481Sound like poor parenting to me
>>152659478as opposed to you who was named after the most famous pile of poo in your village
>>152659522Yeah OK Jaxson
>>152659504>if you get your kid a ps5 you’re a cool parent>if you get them vr you’re a bad parent Make it make sense
Canada
USA
>>152659560
>>152659560damn parekh busted out of the flames already
>>152659551>he's been in this country for so few hours he thinks people here are named Jaxsonkwab
>>152659560>>152659571Seeing the thumbnail I thought these were the Spengler Cup rosters at first.I'm not watching the WJC this year and I sure as hell ain't cheering for Sweden.
>>152659555>stick a vr helmet on your kids head>don't bother clearing the space around him of shit he can trip over
>>152659481whoops. tell the boy to be more careful next time
>>152659604Same.
>>152659613It’s Christmas there’s shit everywhere I’m doing my best okay
>>152659632Youre doing a good job pal
>>152659632We understand. You did your best to make it a special day for your family :)
a gary just flew over my house
/nba/ hereWhat the fuck is this gay ass Heated Rivalry show and why does TSN keep trying to shill it to me?
>>152659771Femcels are trying to turn hockey queer.
>>152659675gary has finished flying to the cayman islands. he won't fly back until next year
>Hey /hoc/ wanna chel?
Zayne parekh has an attitude problem
i have an attitude problem
Like Garfield says "keep the attitude, I've already got one"
>>152659868sure. if I win, I get a free red bull :3
>>152659936he's so based
>>152660022Andrew Garfield is gay
la paz has an altitude problem haha
Heated rivalry has been renewed for season 2
>>152660163I thought it was a movie
>>152660185No it’s a show I’m addicted to each episode
>>152660223>I’m addicted to each episodelol leafs CAN be funny
>>152659891Saar we are top pairing defencemen
merry chirstmas everyoneeven trb, dylan and copey but not mitchell
>trb wishing a merry christmas to himself
>>152659068I was in Montreal in March 2020 hacking and coughing all over the place probably infected like 1000 people.
>>152660456kwarb
i was in boston in march 2020 at a bruins practice and i was deliberately coughing in the direction of the players and coach staff
>>152660493wasn't everything already closed by then?
xhe rb still wears masks 5 years later
>>152660619Actually you're right it was before March break I remember, mid February.
world junnies tomorrow
>>152660661the ghouls are having a completely organic conversation about *checks notes* fucking c*vid 6 years on
so we're all watching the world juniors on the NHL network tomorrow, right?
>>152660690shall be fun :)
>>152660731I'll watch pieces of it. I need to study and hit the gym
i wonder what bud got for christmas
>>152660803remember when he had a melty because his sisters didn't wake up early enough for his liking and he had to wait to open presents kwab tbg1
Happy Halloween /hoc/
>>152660731I watch on tsn thanks
>>152660439>dylanRude.
I think the worst part of Christmas is figuring out what to do for lunch and balancing that with when to start dinner. In my family there have been years where we ate dinner at 3pm
>>152660854who cares just get drunk
Volunteered to do the dishes and managed to avoid talking to my extended family the entire time. What a wonderful Christmas.
>>152660877kill yourself dumb alkie
>>152660854You can't eat dinner at 3pm. It's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_All_of_Us_to_All_of_You#Sweden then.That's the law.
>>152660953>The changed title reflects the fact that Donald Duck is far more popular than Mickey Mouse in Sweden. ..why is this? Because he dresses in blue and yellow? Is Donald Duck canonically Swedish?
>farts in your locker room>"Sorry dude"
>>152660992Donald Duck & Co is probably the longest and best selling comic in Sweden. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalle_Anka_%26_C:o
>>152660953neat
>goes to Christmas with the senpai>female cousin asks if I’m gay because of my moustacheFuck my life…
>>152661039Shit angle. They all look like they’re hiding beer guts.
>>152660931Someones mad they can't afford whiskey in cantada anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tupDzAuSU6A
>>152661082WHERES your free healthcare
i'm getting druk /hoc/ you cannot stop me
>>152661082The entire basis of your modern political system is playing up on people's upset over inflation and affordability, isn't it? How much is a bottle of insulin running you now?
>>152660882That’s my strategy every Thanksgiving/christmas. I look forward to cleaning the dishes
>>152661131>>152661149Wow.. is it complain about America day again already?
>>152659478It depends but it was traditionally an upper class thing to do in the US
>>152661082they have their own whiskey ya dumb mark
>>152661169trb you look like you have more health problem than diabetes
>>152661180When a guy defends cantada this hard.. you just know
>>152661182>you have more health problemStop selling the gas station slushies then
Lotta negativity ITT for christmas
>>152661297that's /hoc/ for you hopefully sweden or finland makes a /wjc/ general tomorrow
if there's no /wjc/ when i wake up tomorrow, i'll have a thing or two to say.
>>152661332wait until you see when Canada plays
who knew swedes could be wholesome
>>15266135310pm in newfoundland
merry christmas, /hoc/!
>>152661435Hey I'm on here
>>152661353favorite gimmick right now
>>152661548thanks, brother
>>152661138you got any spiked egg nog?
might order some cliff pu food
>>152662042merry christmas, gary
>>152661067Mustaches are very trend these days. Even Crosby had one
didn't get any merch of >my team this year
Just enjoyed a pizza from the local Muslim place
>>152661374>Christmas presents under the treeAmericanized Swedes should have their Swedish citizenship revoked and a lifetime expulsion from Sweden.
>>152660854I hate that awkward period between big brunch and dinner
>>152662463are you ever not a miserable pile of shit
>>152662463where do you usually put them? up your candy asses?
My penguins ):
>>152662463>Burning blue jeans Based
>>152661297agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
Only 365 more sleep until Christmas!
>>152663319jen
>>152661435My leafsies on the bottom row!
>>152659551i know a guy that spells it this way
>>152661332>>152661353I'll bake a thread first thing next morning if nobody has
>>152662491They should be in sacks that Santa take them from.
Shannon asked me to post his tree and to wish you all a Merry Christmas
small cock /hoc/big dick /cric/
>>152663481thanks, manim still booing your anthem tho lmao kwab
>>152663481>>152664335>xhe rb talking to xim/xerself on christmasKWAB
I asked santa for a schizophrenia free /hoc/ but I guess he couldn't deliver
my pelechs smell the garbage can with days old chinese food in it
>>152664502I didn't want to doordash cliff pu food so I am going to get drunk and high and stagger around the neighborhood until I find somewhere that's open
>>152664534Based
>>152664534>american walking drunk at nightRIP
Writing and publishing gay fan fiction or even straight fan fiction about two real people/strangers is anti social behavior that should be rejected wholesale by the league. I said it.
>>152664623To illustrate this point actor James Ransone killed himself recently because he was driven crazy by fucking IT fans bombarding him with gay fan fic and drawings even after he told them to stop.
>>152664657>gaymuch like trb
>>152664623Wonder how the hockey fujos feel now that their smut has hit the mainstream.Can't be a pleasant feeling.
>>152664674>pleasant feelingwhen i remember bud1
>>152664657What the fuck, Ziggy is dead?
>>152664623I agree. The league doesnt know what it is getting itself in to by associating itself with that smut.
>>152664674i would assume it's something the vast majority of them age out of. A 40 year old hockey fujo is incomprehensible to me but it makes sense for an awkward high school/college kid
>>152664712Yes. And it’s fucked up and it’s the same group of fat mentally ill women and troons now harassing and defaming Celebrini and Smith with their gay literature and illustrations. Ironically real gay men aren’t actually a factor in these situations.
>>152664712Couldn't handle the holidays and honestly I barely can either.
>>152664763>fat mentally ill [...] troonmuch like trb
bud did not 1
>>152664775>bud [...] 1agreed
>>152664771>>152664810It's literally Christmas and all you can think about is trb. I think it's time to admit that you have a serious problem.
>Starring>Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander, an Ottawa-born, Asian Canadian ice hockey player and captain of the Montreal Metros>Connor Storrie as Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov, a Moscow-born Russian ice hockey player and captain of the Boston RaidersSo it's an Asian who plays for a French Canadian team having a gay relationship with a Russian playing for an American team? That's pretty gay ...
is this the /wjc/ waiting thread?
>>152664855>trb bubblin' on christmasKWABB
i'm sure the actual story of a gay guy in the NHL has already happened but it was just his friends who knew covering for him the same way they covered for their other friends the cocaine trafficker and the date rapist and thinking those were all pretty much the same thing
>>152664907Until some eurofag makes the /iihf/ thread
>>152664855Just like the remains of your anus faggot
>>152664534based
>>152664864Heated Rivalry characters are based on Crosby and Ovi and again it was written by an obese femcel who flicks it to gay porn. GARY WAKE UP YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
>>152664864Would have been much more accurate if there was a Swede thrown in somewhere.
>>152664985>One of my inspirations for Heated Rivalry was, obviously, the extremely entertaining rivalry between Crosby and Ovechkin.It's true ... WTF
>>152664985Fat pig
>>152665001Would've been more accurate if there were two Americans since Americans are experts are exporting and participation in degeneracy.
>>152664855What do you honestly exspect from a guy who is literally a schizo that couldn't stop talking to his therapist about /hoc/?
>>152665143>the rapistmuch like bud was to trb
i bought 3 of them bad boys for the nephews
>>152665221Cheaper if you bought with Klanrna™
trb is pissed cause trb sr. got him size 38 pants instead of size 39
>>152665221>uncle anon are they going to win the cup this year?
>>152665253trb should understand that trb sr's income is even more limited than his own
>>152665279>yes, gary told me
>>1526652812true it's the thought that counts
I sure hope no more women come to hoc because of the fujo show, haha, that would be awful...I would much rather be stuck with just my retarded frens!
>>152665381It would reinforce their belief that hockey is full of faggots
>>152665381i welcome puck bunnies on /hoc/some anons will start to behave and shower themselves
im a gurl
>>152665214Can you just be real for once in your life? Like christ. You keep going on and on about this "trb" guy that I question if you even care about this sport.
>>152665444checked, wanna go to Timmies?
