Christmas Edition>>152650628
bud + 1 = trb
Anyone else hate meeting with their extended family on Christmas? I’m find hanging with my parents/grandparents. But I hate hanging with my cousins aunts and uncles worst part of the year.
>>152658704no because i'm not a miserable sack of shit
>>152658710My uncle wears a canada 51st state hat.
>>152658704I’m thankful I only see my extended family for Thanksgiving
>>152658704Yeah we don’t do that. Tier one family only on Christmas. Tier two family on thanksgiving. The only bummer is it’s so much fun to leave or have the tier two senpai leave so you can shit talk and gossip about them with your tier one senpai.
>>152658727based
>>152658704I know what youre saying, I hated that shit for years. Spending your christmas day travelling to relatives you rarely see when you just want to chill.
>>152658727everyone has that uncle, though
>>152658704>>152658826im sick with a bad cold. enjoy the festivities, boys. ill be shitposting from the couch.
>>152658841I’ve heard soooooo many people are sick with something right now. It’s very reminiscent of Christmas in 2019
>>152658841Feel better soon fren <3
>>152658863It was Covid pandemic the new normal was arriving
>Mummy 4 announced with the entire original cast returning Now there’s a Christmas present
I got really sick for 2 days on dec 27th and 28th of 2019, I distinctly remember it because I could not stop dry heaving and had a pounding headache for 2 days. Of course, I was drinking a lot at the time and chalked it up to being a boozebag, but when I look back on it now i'm pretty sure I had covid before people knew what it was. All the time I spent boozing, I never got sick like that before or after.
>>152659068no you didn't
>>152659068Hopefully youre vaxxed now
>>152659088Ya I did
the stringy blue haired ghouls from the 'cord really stretching their legs in this thread
>>152659141Nice projection
>>152659068I think a lot of people had it September 2019-January 2020 I’ve never believed it only first got here in March. I had a loved one in the hospital in early January 2020 and the hospital was set to level red (reduced visiting hours/visitor limitations) and they all said it was the worst flu season they’d ever seen.
>“I need hockey, but I hate the culture, especially around professional men’s leagues,” she said.What can be done about the femcel invasion of hockey?
>>152659068This used to happen to my grandpa all the time around Christmas and other holidays and weekends and birthdays and work nights. He told me it was because a fly must have gotten into his beer.
>>152659068I remember that winter being especially rough, even though we didn't know about covid
>>152659202>i love hockey, but i hate the jocks who wouldn't date me in hs and called me shrek
>>152659202now that taylor swift's husband has been eliminated, they'll focus on the nhl. expect a lot more fanfics
>>152659249Jen
>>152659265Why is it okay for women to objectify men like this? If I went to a pwhl game and said time to watch the sluts aquarium I’d lose my job.
>>152659265Women begging for dick in real life isnt as attractive as it is in my pornos
>>152659249_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
BUD WON
>>152659202Gary needs to do what the CEO of Abercrombie did back in the day and make women’s sizes for jerseys and merch xxs-large. Send a message to those tumblrhinos
I love watching gay sex hockey tv shows
Oh man what player do we leave home this is such a tough decision
>>152659202In women's hockey culture Hayley Wickenheiser spread an absurd lie about the American players stepping on the Canadian flag
>>152659422Robertson doesnt play defence.
>>152659422i hope there isn't really a braden tkachuk
>>152659425I heard the american players used it to wipe their nose, rub it between their butt cheeks, laid it on the ground and gave it a crotch chop, and then started humping it
>>152659437What did you think Brady was short for?
>>152659425Yeah but did they want her to sign it?
>>152659460I just assumed Keith was a retard
>>152659460I thought it was just a shitty white trash "use a last name as a first name" thing
>>152659404According to the memo he sent us before he left, he wants more sexy photoshoots t. Intern
These meta goggles are dangerous my kid just tripped over a bunch of boxes and ate shit because he got too into making a virtual pizza
>>152659481Sound like poor parenting to me
>>152659478as opposed to you who was named after the most famous pile of poo in your village
>>152659522Yeah OK Jaxson
>>152659504>if you get your kid a ps5 you’re a cool parent>if you get them vr you’re a bad parent Make it make sense
Canada
USA
>>152659560
>>152659560damn parekh busted out of the flames already
>>152659551>he's been in this country for so few hours he thinks people here are named Jaxsonkwab
>>152659560>>152659571Seeing the thumbnail I thought these were the Spengler Cup rosters at first.I'm not watching the WJC this year and I sure as hell ain't cheering for Sweden.
>>152659555>stick a vr helmet on your kids head>don't bother clearing the space around him of shit he can trip over
>>152659481whoops. tell the boy to be more careful next time
>>152659604Same.
>>152659613It’s Christmas there’s shit everywhere I’m doing my best okay
>>152659632Youre doing a good job pal
>>152659632We understand. You did your best to make it a special day for your family :)
a gary just flew over my house
/nba/ hereWhat the fuck is this gay ass Heated Rivalry show and why does TSN keep trying to shill it to me?
>>152659771Femcels are trying to turn hockey queer.
>>152659675gary has finished flying to the cayman islands. he won't fly back until next year
>Hey /hoc/ wanna chel?
Zayne parekh has an attitude problem
i have an attitude problem
Like Garfield says "keep the attitude, I've already got one"
>>152659868sure. if I win, I get a free red bull :3
>>152659936he's so based
>>152660022Andrew Garfield is gay
la paz has an altitude problem haha
Heated rivalry has been renewed for season 2
>>152660163I thought it was a movie
>>152660185No it’s a show I’m addicted to each episode
>>152660223>I’m addicted to each episodelol leafs CAN be funny
>>152659891Saar we are top pairing defencemen
merry chirstmas everyoneeven trb, dylan and copey but not mitchell
>trb wishing a merry christmas to himself
>>152659068I was in Montreal in March 2020 hacking and coughing all over the place probably infected like 1000 people.
>>152660456kwarb
i was in boston in march 2020 at a bruins practice and i was deliberately coughing in the direction of the players and coach staff
>>152660493wasn't everything already closed by then?
xhe rb still wears masks 5 years later
>>152660619Actually you're right it was before March break I remember, mid February.
world junnies tomorrow
>>152660661the ghouls are having a completely organic conversation about *checks notes* fucking c*vid 6 years on
so we're all watching the world juniors on the NHL network tomorrow, right?
>>152660690shall be fun :)
>>152660731I'll watch pieces of it. I need to study and hit the gym
i wonder what bud got for christmas
>>152660803remember when he had a melty because his sisters didn't wake up early enough for his liking and he had to wait to open presents kwab tbg1
Happy Halloween /hoc/
>>152660731I watch on tsn thanks
>>152660439>dylanRude.
I think the worst part of Christmas is figuring out what to do for lunch and balancing that with when to start dinner. In my family there have been years where we ate dinner at 3pm
>>152660854who cares just get drunk
Volunteered to do the dishes and managed to avoid talking to my extended family the entire time. What a wonderful Christmas.
>>152660877kill yourself dumb alkie
>>152660854You can't eat dinner at 3pm. It's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_All_of_Us_to_All_of_You#Sweden then.That's the law.
>>152660953>The changed title reflects the fact that Donald Duck is far more popular than Mickey Mouse in Sweden. ..why is this? Because he dresses in blue and yellow? Is Donald Duck canonically Swedish?
>farts in your locker room>"Sorry dude"
>>152660992Donald Duck & Co is probably the longest and best selling comic in Sweden. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalle_Anka_%26_C:o
>>152660953neat
>goes to Christmas with the senpai>female cousin asks if I’m gay because of my moustacheFuck my life…
>>152661039Shit angle. They all look like they’re hiding beer guts.
>>152660931Someones mad they can't afford whiskey in cantada anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tupDzAuSU6A
>>152661082WHERES your free healthcare
i'm getting druk /hoc/ you cannot stop me
>>152661082The entire basis of your modern political system is playing up on people's upset over inflation and affordability, isn't it? How much is a bottle of insulin running you now?
>>152660882That’s my strategy every Thanksgiving/christmas. I look forward to cleaning the dishes
>>152661131>>152661149Wow.. is it complain about America day again already?
>>152659478It depends but it was traditionally an upper class thing to do in the US
>>152661082they have their own whiskey ya dumb mark
>>152661169trb you look like you have more health problem than diabetes
>>152661180When a guy defends cantada this hard.. you just know
>>152661182>you have more health problemStop selling the gas station slushies then
Lotta negativity ITT for christmas
>>152661297that's /hoc/ for you hopefully sweden or finland makes a /wjc/ general tomorrow
if there's no /wjc/ when i wake up tomorrow, i'll have a thing or two to say.
>>152661332wait until you see when Canada plays
who knew swedes could be wholesome
>>15266135310pm in newfoundland
merry christmas, /hoc/!
>>152661435Hey I'm on here
>>152661353favorite gimmick right now
>>152661548thanks, brother
>>152661138you got any spiked egg nog?
might order some cliff pu food
>>152662042merry christmas, gary
>>152661067Mustaches are very trend these days. Even Crosby had one
didn't get any merch of >my team this year
Just enjoyed a pizza from the local Muslim place
>>152661374>Christmas presents under the treeAmericanized Swedes should have their Swedish citizenship revoked and a lifetime expulsion from Sweden.
>>152660854I hate that awkward period between big brunch and dinner
>>152662463are you ever not a miserable pile of shit
>>152662463where do you usually put them? up your candy asses?
My penguins ):
>>152662463>Burning blue jeans Based
>>152661297agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
Only 365 more sleep until Christmas!
>>152663319jen
>>152661435My leafsies on the bottom row!
>>152659551i know a guy that spells it this way
>>152661332>>152661353I'll bake a thread first thing next morning if nobody has
>>152662491They should be in sacks that Santa take them from.
Shannon asked me to post his tree and to wish you all a Merry Christmas
small cock /hoc/big dick /cric/
>>152663481thanks, manim still booing your anthem tho lmao kwab
>>152663481>>152664335>xhe rb talking to xim/xerself on christmasKWAB
I asked santa for a schizophrenia free /hoc/ but I guess he couldn't deliver
my pelechs smell the garbage can with days old chinese food in it
>>152664502I didn't want to doordash cliff pu food so I am going to get drunk and high and stagger around the neighborhood until I find somewhere that's open
>>152664534Based
>>152664534>american walking drunk at nightRIP
Writing and publishing gay fan fiction or even straight fan fiction about two real people/strangers is anti social behavior that should be rejected wholesale by the league. I said it.
>>152664623To illustrate this point actor James Ransone killed himself recently because he was driven crazy by fucking IT fans bombarding him with gay fan fic and drawings even after he told them to stop.
>>152664657>gaymuch like trb
>>152664623Wonder how the hockey fujos feel now that their smut has hit the mainstream.Can't be a pleasant feeling.
>>152664674>pleasant feelingwhen i remember bud1
>>152664657What the fuck, Ziggy is dead?
>>152664623I agree. The league doesnt know what it is getting itself in to by associating itself with that smut.
>>152664674i would assume it's something the vast majority of them age out of. A 40 year old hockey fujo is incomprehensible to me but it makes sense for an awkward high school/college kid
>>152664712Yes. And it’s fucked up and it’s the same group of fat mentally ill women and troons now harassing and defaming Celebrini and Smith with their gay literature and illustrations. Ironically real gay men aren’t actually a factor in these situations.
>>152664712Couldn't handle the holidays and honestly I barely can either.
>>152664763>fat mentally ill [...] troonmuch like trb
bud did not 1
>>152664775>bud [...] 1agreed
>>152664771>>152664810It's literally Christmas and all you can think about is trb. I think it's time to admit that you have a serious problem.
>Starring>Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander, an Ottawa-born, Asian Canadian ice hockey player and captain of the Montreal Metros>Connor Storrie as Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov, a Moscow-born Russian ice hockey player and captain of the Boston RaidersSo it's an Asian who plays for a French Canadian team having a gay relationship with a Russian playing for an American team? That's pretty gay ...
is this the /wjc/ waiting thread?
>>152664855>trb bubblin' on christmasKWABB
i'm sure the actual story of a gay guy in the NHL has already happened but it was just his friends who knew covering for him the same way they covered for their other friends the cocaine trafficker and the date rapist and thinking those were all pretty much the same thing
>>152664907Until some eurofag makes the /iihf/ thread
>>152664855Just like the remains of your anus faggot
>>152664534based
>>152664864Heated Rivalry characters are based on Crosby and Ovi and again it was written by an obese femcel who flicks it to gay porn. GARY WAKE UP YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
>>152664864Would have been much more accurate if there was a Swede thrown in somewhere.
>>152664985>One of my inspirations for Heated Rivalry was, obviously, the extremely entertaining rivalry between Crosby and Ovechkin.It's true ... WTF
>>152664985Fat pig
>>152665001Would've been more accurate if there were two Americans since Americans are experts are exporting and participation in degeneracy.
>>152664855What do you honestly exspect from a guy who is literally a schizo that couldn't stop talking to his therapist about /hoc/?
>>152665143>the rapistmuch like bud was to trb
i bought 3 of them bad boys for the nephews
>>152665221Cheaper if you bought with Klanrna™
trb is pissed cause trb sr. got him size 38 pants instead of size 39
>>152665221>uncle anon are they going to win the cup this year?
>>152665253trb should understand that trb sr's income is even more limited than his own
>>152665279>yes, gary told me
>>1526652812true it's the thought that counts
I sure hope no more women come to hoc because of the fujo show, haha, that would be awful...I would much rather be stuck with just my retarded frens!
>>152665381It would reinforce their belief that hockey is full of faggots
>>152665381i welcome puck bunnies on /hoc/some anons will start to behave and shower themselves
im a gurl
>>152665214Can you just be real for once in your life? Like christ. You keep going on and on about this "trb" guy that I question if you even care about this sport.
>>152665444checked, wanna go to Timmies?
>>152665454>Can you just [...] keep going on [...] about this "trb" guy [...] you [...] care about this sportthank you my friend. i will keep fighting the good fight for the love of hockey
>>152665592Hoc is for frens :))
>>152665592Why are you like this?
Finished taking down the decorations and put the tree to the curb. I'll take the lights down tomorrow, but I unplugged then.
I still don't understand what this "trb" shit is really about, and I don't think I ever will.
>>152665848It's okay newfren, we all learn eventually
should I DM this chick I sorta bicker with in a chatroom? I know she's from my province
>>152665939My understanding is that this one dude is some schizo who literally is obsessed about /hoc/ and won't stop talking about a this imaginary guy name "trb"
>>152665848It's like 7 or 8 years worth of schizophrenic lore at this point
>>152665848it's not interesting
>>152666015Most of it comes from an alcoholic/drug addict
the oilers just got a whole lot less finnish
bud won
>>152666356Another swede cant cut the mustarf
>>152666356another russian bust
>>152666356Another shitty american
>>152666039>>152666095Years????? You're telling me this dude has been at it for years???Like jfc, you really have to have nothing going for your life to keep this stupid joke going for years on 4chan.
>Check /hoc/ on Christmas eve>It's just Canadians complaining about AmericaAre you guys okay?
>>152666609jokes are funny
>>152666609>anon doesn't into in jokes
>>152666651They will never stop complaining about America as long as their teams continue to suck>Inb4 that one fag with his gay screenshots shows up
>>152666651Christmas eve was almost 24 hours ago bud
>>152664623someone wrote her phd thesis on gay shipping of nhl players
>>152664917I imagine there are some bi nhl players who have bud sex
>>152666710Wrong flag moron
>>152666710why would it matter if a team in canada wins over a team in america?
>>152666651>Christmas evetrb hitting the vodka again
>>152666609It's legitimately killed the threads over the last 3 years or so. It's very rare for new people to show up here, let alone stay. You just have to report, ignore, and post around it. It's very frustrating to make a hockey post and the only response you get is some retarf saying some variation of bud1/chilly easter/raped bitch.
>>152664907Pretty much. /hoc/ is on winter break until saturday
>>152666787Hopefully a euro makes /wjc/ when they wake up
>>152665221you're a based uncle :)
>>152666786>still bubblin'KWAB
>>152665041Crosby has watched the show
>>152666742Cope. All Canadian teams have been sucking this season. Get better coatches.>>152666757Oh, so you don't care about winning now?
>>152665381but there are no girls on 4chan
>>152666823nobody outside of deadmonton was cheering for the soilers to win retard
>ends jan 6this could end up being worth well into the millions
>>152666823Wrong flag moron
>>152666001Shoot your shot, champ
>>152666823>Oh, so you don't care about winning now?well I always want the team I cheer for to win but I don't really bother with others
>>152666786So I've been visiting a thread long past it's prime that only consists of ass mad Canadians, overly confident Americans, some Swedish fag, and a drunkin' schizo.
>>152665699I don't take down my decorations until the start of the new year
>>152666878where are all the finns?
>>152666878>and a drunkin' schizo.sorry forgot to take my meds earlier
>>152666878what made you think it was christmas eve? too much bubblin?
Here's something different, your top 3 SCF matchups (can only use a team once)?1. Ducks - Sens'07 rematch, two fun young teams2. Avs - Kitties'96 rematch, 2013 draftb owl (Mac vs Barkov+Jones)3. Jets - Red WingsToews vs Kane, also both teams used to play in the wrong conference
>>152666356Fucking dumb loser Slovak who hate money. He easily loses $700k terminating his contract.
>>152665699>>152666883You don't take the Christmas decorations down until the Twelfth Night.
>>152666878Very clever bait, had me for a bit
>>152666878Pretty much. /hoc/ is an acquired taste at this point. I suspect you're that new poster from /v/ that just got in to hockey (if not, my bad). But I'll tell you what. The euros usually make a general for the world junior championships that start tomorrow. It's usually called /wjc/ but might be calles /iihf/. Be prepared for a lot of anti canada shit talk, but hang out in those threads for the next couple of weeks and you'll see how a hockey thread on /sp/ is like when people actually talk about hockey. It's actually really fun.
>>152666971>>152666883It was just bait. We take the tree and decorations down january 2nd.
>>152666609>>152666786If only he could've stayed in the rehab center forever.
>>152666935>ducks/sensDisgusting. You'll never believe this but I was at game 2 of that series. I won a contest from Bell Canada telephone company.
>>152666356>>152666449>>152666467>>152666487>>152666938So is he chinese or japanese?
>>152666990>I suspect you're that new poster from /v/ that just got in to hockeyI'm not really hard to spot.>Be prepared for a lot of anti canada shit talkWell, every other country shots on Canada for being a garbage country so I'm use to it.
>>152667045Thank you for knowing whats really going on here.
>>152667045Ok, when did this guy say he was going to rehab? I'm curious to see for myself.
>>152666990When somebody puts in the effort to actually talk about hockey, people talk about hockey. Posting some off hand, one line bullshit like "mcdavid is really good wow" doesn't constitute a response, put some fucking effort in.Look at the other Big Four NA sports generals, 50% of the threads are gossip-tier trite and players posting on twitter. Replace that with schizo posting and it's /hoc/.
https://youtu.be/C4SVih8Rn5Y
>>152667077Those euros go ham tho. You'll see some literal who flags just seething at canada. It's funny
>>152667126Congratulations for making a post without using the word jeet or 1993
>>152667077>>152667152what made you think it was christmas eve?
can't stop cutting pelech bro's
>>152667126Realistically, what's stopping the kitties from a 3peat? They're already one of the best teams in the east and they're missing barkov and tkachuk
>>152667224Barkov and Tkachuck coming off of injuries, Olympic injuries, Bobrovsky burning out, and beating the shit out of themselves making three consecutive finals.
>>152666935>2. Avs - KittiesDon't forget the Avs stopping a Florida team from threepeating.
>>152667273I could see Bob's collapse being the reason they get eliminated. He hasn't been that consistent this season
>>152666935Oilers vs >snes for Gary's suicidePerds vs SabresMammoth vs Blue Jackets
Didn't get undies or socks for christmas so I'll have to buy them myself :/
>>152667097If you really want to go down that rabbit hole, look at the threads in the archive a few weeks(or years, depending on how much time you have) prior to this post, and the threads for about 4 weeks after this post. It's some real Apocalypse now shit. Spam that has been going on for years literally stops overnight.
Huomenta but the opposite Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night :)
>>152667507too bad there's no rehab to get unraped kwarb
>>152667567Good night numale
>>152667507That screenshot is all I need to know.Imagine being such a waste of space that you spend years shitposting on a thread just to cope with you alcoholism.
>>152665848you fucking dumbassthere was this fat stoner boomer retard 100% VA disabled insufferable faggot who had the most cringe posting style (even having a posting style is cringe but this guys was just unbearable) and always posted the most shitty memes and gifs and most of the time posted different versions of "the blinking guy" meme so he became known as TBGthen one chilly evening another poster who outed himself as a reeeeeeally cringy twitterfaggot got sick of TBG and unleashed a series of posts which absolutely raped and demolished himand then the next day a few schizos began the now time honored tradition of shitposting "raped bitch" and "bud1" shit just because they are old /b/ fags with nowhere to go
>>152666786wdym we have dylan and mitch now
>>152667646So old drunkin' fags who keep going on about snca memesMove on, boomers.
>>152667743based dylan
mitch is 28 years old an owns a house of course xrb is going to be jealous of him
>>152667646>then one chilly evening another poster [...] got sick of TBG and unleashed a series of posts which absolutely raped and demolished him [thus making him trb]KWAB
>>152667224Bobrovsky fatigue and a really mediocre defense. Can't be enough in the tank for another grueling spring of hockey for Florida
don we now our trb apparel (size 39)
>>152667931The lack of two-way forward talent is the biggest issue when you're running 6 AHLers or PTOs in the bottom 6 and Maurice's system requires the F3 to drop to cover an aggressively pinching D. No offense to healthy scratch in the playoffs Jesper Boqvist and all the Noah Gregors of the world. The defensive breakdowns from forwards not doing their job are the biggest part effecting Bob's numbers, he's still got his elite mobility and doesn't look tired at all. The kitties elite top4 has been fully healthy all season btw, if you think Kulikov was the key to a good defensive core look at what assortment of shit D Cooper has been winning with in TB.Whenever Bob does start to suck (I don't think he does this season, but in the next few years) it's gonna be a sudden drop from great to unplayable like all good goalies who played way past 35 and cratered despite staying healthy (from the top of my head Thomas, Brodeur, Luongo and Ryan Miller)
I am not schizophrenic
>>152667646You are the cancer
I got pic related for Christmas. did anyone else get anything /hoc/ related for Christmas?
I remember when he was tbg not trb
>>152668361I got the classic Modano version of this and wore it all day I really like it
We're going to the cottage!Grab your vodka and ginger ale for the Heated Rivalry season 1 finale tonight, streaming on Crave in Canada and HBOMax in the US!Book readers - what are some favorite moments you hope are included in the episode? TV watchers - how do you think Season 1 will end?I'm looking forward to Shane and Ilya being domestic and more open with their feelings!Puck drop in 5 mins (for an ep with likely zero hockey being played).
What’d y’all get for Christmas
hi /hoc/ just dropping in to say merry christmasI love shitposting with all you knuckleheadshope christmas was a banger
>>152668454Money and clothes
>>152668375He still is and always will be
>>152668503Merry Christmas pal
DetroitRedWings
>>152668733Are gay
Literally can't stop farting
>>152668798Same
In all, 29 of the 32 teams will have at least one prospect taking part; the Carolina Hurricanes, Columbus Blue Jackets and Vegas Golden Knights do not have a player participating.
