>goof
lol@lions
Gooooof
Goof is going to prison for this dive job
Told you guys the Vikings would winThat redhead was beautiful
GINKED.com
@grok is it better to have the football than it is to not have the football
>sack picksix
Yah, I think it’s time to pack it in.
vikangz giving loins fan a massive SHIT for chirstmas
I'd rather have gosling in than goof
Imagine if the Vikings had a semi competent quarterback. They'd be blowing them out.
imagine getting eliminated on xmas day by the vikesKEK
AHAHAHAHA DETOILET, BACK TO THE SEWERS WITH YE
bad guys lost :D
Meme game
>goof'd
so what is goffs fucking problem?
and just like that the loins will never see the playoffs again
First for Stranger Things is the most overrated slopdogshit out there. Every single season is functionally identical to the one before it with the singular good character being the ginger’s brother Billy.It’s a series allergic to creativity and anything other than memberberries and retreading what they’ve already copied from better 80s movies.
kiwibitch tried to say goof was good too kek
Nigga can't hold on to a footbaw
This is hilarious
How is Detoilet losing to this sorry ass Minnesota Vikings team??
dan campbell looks like he hurts his family
white qbs
>>152662941seriously why doesn't this scorebug have the team's records anywhere, most of the people watching football on christmas are even dumber than me
The fuck is this game
my fucking vikies are leading by 6 and we have NEGATIVE NET PASSING YARDS
Apologize to black qbs right fucking now
>>152662967The lions are sorry
We're at 0.03% chance of a Scorigami™! Just need two safeties and a field goal!
Bro tried throwing that pass and the ball wasn't even in his hand lmfao xD
>>152662958Lol just saw this on Instagram
>loses to 9>loses to BrosmerYeah the Lions window is closed
>>152662958I've not yet watched a single second of that for I am not a redditor homosexual.
if only mcmemey was healthy so we could see if he can be fixed or not next season
>>152662958I all for being a contrarian but it is a great show buddy
>>152662981tyrod taylor is my bridge qb GOAT
max bosmer
>vikings now getting booed
Man these teams aren't very good
>>152662700Migrate
This entire game has been hysterical. A thought experiment on how QBs would play if they didn't have an O-Line
>>152662967Kangz restoring the rightful order of the North
>>152662981reminds me of that greg mcelroy ryan lindley jets cardinals game, another horrible moment in white history
>>152662958That’s would be Game of Thrones.
>>152662985This guy gets tons of ass
>>152662985OH MY HECKIN SCORIGAMI
what a disgusting game lmfao
>>152662978Do you know where Maduro's house is? I'll give you $100 if you tell me acts I collect my $50 million reward
>>152663000If only you hadn't forgot to include a title
>>152662974I think Netflix were just depressed they ended up with such shitshow teams for their games
>>152662996not getting to the cloud district dressed like that
What is Goof's problem?
>>152663010>ryan lindleyoh god
>>152663006>grandpa, can I watch your VHS tapes of the Vikings winning the Division again??
>>152663006this is a good learning opportunity for lions fans, they've been really uppity for two seasons now... it's time to practise humility! :D
>haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years>my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them>this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit>I was super excited to go>told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read>my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on>I was disappointed but understood>open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story>my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there>I'm the only one spending Christmas alone>my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times>they don't have a lot going on at all>I just wasn't invited
>>152663017Surely the Broncos/Cheifs game will he good...
>>152663018Yeah, he lives in Los Angeles. Sanctuary city and all that.
>>152663026He's not very good
>>152663026He plays for a cursed franchise.
>>152663026he's a goober
>>152663015The show just needs to be Declan and Judd. Phil Mackey is the biggest retard I've ever had the displeasure of listening to
Lions are gonna fuck around and lose this game
>>152663026Gambling debt
>>152663023nor the throw a touchdown district
Going to make a wild prediction and say the Lions win 14-13
Goff does not have that DAWG in him. He is not a top 10 QB anymore
>5 turnoversHey, I guess Detroit is in playoff form already!
>>152663031tell your mom she's dead to you and never speak to your family ever again that's just pure evil
>>152663031>I posted it again
>>152663031i'm sorry fren
>>152663031Fake.
>Stafford leaves Detroit and immediately wins a Super BowlIs Detroit really that bad?
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A GOOF IN A CAGE
>>152662958I saw a season with Kate Bush in it, I barely remember it. How far along is it now? How much fucming money is in it now since its inception? Its being pumped so hard
>>152663031I remember this shit from last year.
>>152663031Fuck em. Go get a hooker and enjoy yourself, anon.
>>152663041he's actually a good host in terms of managing the show agenda
>>152663022Their mood isn’t about to improve because in a week or so they’ll lose 70%+ of their subscribers
Dave Portnoy evascinated adin ross and pooka
>>152663028>2022 was a long time ago
71 yards on 40 plays sounds outside the realm of normal bad football
>>152663065KEK it really do be like that
>>152663058>>152663054It's pasta lil niggas
my KANGZ cant fucking run the ball which means we cant cover up this dinky fucking QB.we dont even have trick play meme players to try and do sweeps and reverses and double passes with. Cant punish these turnovers! SAD!
>>152663053>5 turnoverst-they can still win this
>>152663076>evascinated
Noooo my science is showing we're down to 0.01% chance of a Scorigami™(Patent Pending)!
>>152663031Just go no contact bro. They sound like terrible people.
>>152663031don't perv on your cousins kids then
>>152663076jews are not welcome in this thread
16 rush for 44 yards...pro bowler BTW
>Sonic and Knuckles
So are Lions fans still hoping they win this or have the accepted it’s not worth tanking their draft pick when this dogshit team already has no chance in the playoffs?
>>152663080well it sucks to whoever posted the original
>>152663031>his mom posts on snapchatIt was already over, fren
>>152663080good, i got sad for that dude
>>152663031instant pasta
Why doesnt goff throw down field
>loins
>>152663065Kek
>>152663099The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>152663105aint nobody got time fo dat
Do we know if Taylor's going to be at tonight's game?
We fact you a Fauci scienceWe fact you a Fauci science We fact you a Fauci science And new boosters all year!
>>152663098I’d rather have the better draft pick. Puckers aren’t losing both of the next games.
>>152663105Owes money to some italians
>all those Moss jerseysbased desu
>>152663015i stopped watching this show after the guest they invited was that fat inbred looking blonde guy that cried that the only reason lamar didn't get a big contract was because he's black.
Question, why doesn't Goff just win the game by scoring touchdowns?
>>152663105vikings will undercut the route
>getting carried by the punter Lions are such ass
Feeling a little Japanese todayMight order some KFC for Christmas and watch the game
>>152663117Except for the fact your mom's FAT
Might go into the office tomorrow to catch up on some work even though I don't need to
>>152663121I love this guy he saved billions of lives
I don't normally watch nfl; what's with the random baddies with the team on the sidelines?
>>152663132Mob will break his knees
Absolute punt god. Biggest consequential play of the game
>fenthead flyovers are stuck cheering for this dogshitcouldn't be me
Lions bea player is the punter
>>152663063Yes
What a beautiful punt MUAH
Were they seriously just playing kpop demon hunter song as b roll?
straight, straight!!
>>152663140Based
Best play of the game there
>>152663140>pic unrelated
meme chuck to jefferson to win it here
>>152663142Vikings cosplayers? Or niggers?
the scorigami impacts of a safety here would probably be quite minimal
>>152663149shouldn't you be out getting tear gassed by ICE
>>152663142Wtf is a baddie?
My sister came over and we watched the new Silent Night Deadly Night. We just finished up and she left, so now I'm here. Uhh.... What the fuck happened?
>>152663157you expected netflix to not spend every waking moment shilling for netflix?
>>152663132His O-line won't let him
>>152663063>>152663153Yes but they were also playing against a meme team that managed to get there without a functional head coach
>>152663166Very true fellow science enjoyer
>>152663140>billionsmustlive.jpg>>152663142
>>152663166For me it was Vic Vinegar version of Mac
People that talk to AI unironically likely lack an inner monologue.
>>152663139Always good to stay on top of things going into the new year.
Goyim need to be told what to think. Fuck goyim
>>152663170Black culture for sexy nice, lovely beautiful woman
>>152663165no it looks like they work for the team?>>152663170attractive woman
>>152663173I'll tell you after I'm done making beef wellington with my sister, hold on
>>152663105He's not very good at his job
>>152663170zoomer suburban-ebonics for hot women.
>>152663140I love this guy for letting AIDS kill millions of fags. Covid wasn’t his best work but hey can’t win em all
Thanks Jared Goff :D
>>152663173>new Silent Night Deadly Nightthey made another one?
Lionsisters, I don’t know if we can do it.
>>152663167shouldn't you be burning property because a negro od'ed in police custody?
> Jared Geoff> wishes Merry XmasThought it was going to tell me his favorite Snoop song
>>152663185Why are they even marketing this shit to normies >Make a pasta recipe for a date night>Make a roadtrip planshouldn't they go hard B2B instead
>>152663098Lions fan: I'm OK with getting an easier schedule and better draft picks at this point.
>>152663170one time I went to the strip club with my mexican coworker named Dmitri, and he saw a stripper he thought was "so bad" he started to cryliteral tears running down his cheeks
>>152663183With over 8 billion people on the planet, Greta mentioned to me and others that it’s too many, so my doctor and the Chinese took action about it.
holy HEEM
Is the Lions going to win this.... Vikings been 3 and out all second half
Fuck you reffie.
>>152663207the "stupid party trick" aspect of it is very appealing to children and old people
>>152663173did she touch your peenus weenus?
SIX SEVEN
How many more turnovers will Goof commit today? Buy Shares:3 - 45%4 - 20%5 - 15%6- 10%7 - —
Has a team ever lost a game being +5 turnover margin?
>lets give them a safety lol brees stay in the booth
>>152662887Alright realistically Jefferson is absolutely getting traded, I'm just not sure where yet. Probably the Patriots? They need an alpha WR1 and they have the draft capital.
>"do you take a safety?">implying the Loins would score if they turned it over on downs right therekek
he got heemed
holy fuck Brosmer make a decision
Can this shit game be over already
>>152663173stop living in your parasocial relationship otomo
Working for ice would be chill if it was controlling a drone from my basement
These viking jerseys suck
>>152663244I traded you anon
>>152663239The Texans last year after Goff threw 5 picks
i've got a bad feeling about this vikiefrens
>>152663258this gesture and facial physiognomy are antisemiticplease delete
>>152663198Yeah. It was ridiculous, but fun. >>152663232If you saw my sister you'd know why that's a hell no.>>152663252Did cc really?
white helmets are fucking retarded when your logo is 99% whitesame thing with green gay's white helmets, fucking stupid
>>152663173cmon man how in the fuck did you let her get away from having sex with you again
>>152663262They're gonna drop or get a pick
>>152663261So you're saying the lions have a chance
2025/26 Vikings MVP.
>>152663219>With over 8 billion people on the planet
>>152663244>if only you knew how gay things really are
>>152663262Imagine having to watch your team lose on Christmas and then remember all your tax money went to buying G Wagons for somalians
>>152663100I cannot imagine having parents that use social media
>>152663258Qui qui qui?
>>152663185I was playing games with some friends last night. My one buddy got a text from someone he didn't want to hear from, he didn't want to read it but he wanted to get rid of the notification, so I said why don't you just delete it without opening it. He goes, oh yeah good idea, then asks chat gpt if he can do that, and then when it said he could he further asks for the steps on how to do it. I was absolutely appalled at the levels of retardation being exhibited
>>152663254When I was in between things and I worked at a chipotle for a month I thought I would be the only non-retarded person there, but most of them were pretty normal and competent, even the old sad lifer types. ICE might give me that one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind pick-me-up though
Is it over for Nine?
>>152663251Unfortunately the kikes need another 30 minutes of us watching stranger things and siscon commercials
>>152663255>>152663275>complaining about the uniformsI didn't know women posted on /sp/
>>152663288Don't post this on a public forum, or Tim Walz will have you killed like he did those two state senators
>>152663276I mean what the fuck happened with the Loins not already having this one out of reach, let alone not even leading?
>>152663244
>>152663290My dad emails me a daily newsletter.
>>152663303Not on account of Brosmer
>>152663309He can't track me. I have a 4chan Gold account.
>>152663297please tell you will never speak to him again
>>152663288i dont know what you're talking about, i dont folliw american politics. i just like football
It won't be the same without Mahomes magic
>>152663273she did didn’t she?
>white quarterbacks
And its goover
>>152663262Ima go on record and state there is no way Goff wins this game
I don't know who is jeweing each other anymore. Why is my netflix stream promoting the next game on Amazon prime?
Remember when these teams were at the top of their division?
PUT ME IN COACH
>winter warriors uniform>play in a domewtf
BROSMER SAVE USSSSSS
HITMAN MY GOAT
This better not go into fucking overtime
jarred goof
>>152663239The stupid Loins still beat my Texies after Goof got picked off 5 times last year
Wht's with the annoucers hairline?
This might be the sloppiest game of the season so far. Tough to watch but cant stop watchingJust happy its Christmas, lads. Cheers
>brees still shilling his intentional safety stratdude
i love harry
>>152663318it's tempting. He also speaks to it and has it set to talk like a black women
ANYONE ELSE PISSED ABOUT NETFLIX SPOILING ALOT FOR A COMMERCIAL
Stafford would be winning this by 20
>>152663343Minnesotans were worried brown people would be too cold if it was an outdoor stadium
Noah Eagle looks like Jordi El Niño Polla
>>152663351What an absolute shit team, pry should be relegated to usfl
Yeah Dan Campbell is getting fired after next season, clearly Ben Johnson was running the show there
>>152663345I actually really want to win this game now as a hitman legacy moment on the way out
>>152663361No because I don't watch any of those trash shows
Brees just don’t have that madden in him.
reminder that drew brees is a refbabby faggot bitch and deserves a slow death via AIDS.
what the fuck drew brees
>>152663379based
>>152663334NFL contractually requires them to shill every game regardless of who broadcasts it
>Scorigami™©® odds at 0.00%I'm gonna puke science-bros
damn this guy is a good fisherman
White QBs are so fucking bad
>>152663353it's right up there with the jets-broncos london slopfest.
Stafford would have dumpstered this shit team.
>>152663334OY VEY
>>152663373b-but campbell is so manly and quirky!! he's reddit's favorite!!
are all sports commentator positions reserved for nepobabbies?
Are you watching this game with your gf/wife/kids?
Reffies will save us from overtime.
>entire Bosmer family in a state of shock from the shit football they're witnessing
>Brosmer 57 total yards
>>152663353Nice poochMerry Christmas ĺ
>>152663407Wife and dog
KEK EVEN NETFLIX IS ROASTING MCCARTHY
A 70 year old Brett Farve is a better choice at QB than this twink
Women shouldn't be allowed at football games.
is this good defense or bad offense?
Who’s been more putrid dogshit today? Brosmer or Goff?
>>152663390Based goodell arm twisting Mr and Mrs shekelburg
Minnesota shitting the bed and taking a TO.Lmao
>>152663361People still watch Saint Anger things now that MBB isn't a delicious loli anymore?
>>152663084I'm surprised anyone on this board knows who mallet is
Should have paid Darnold.
>>152663409>Bosmer
Land dragon
lmfao lions
And that’s all she wrote
Done.
>>152663405no, sometimes you get DEI hires, too
>>152663353Merry Christmas man.
>>152663421elite vikings datrocious vikings o
>>152663422well a graphic just popped up that says the vikings have -6 passing yards
Land Wyvern
SKOOOOLLLLL
lol wat
LET'S GO CRAZY
TRICK DRAGON
Lions have been eliminated from the ploffs
>DETOILETAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO SHIT
love a land dragon
can we watch stranger things now?
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH BYE BYE DETOILET
We got the correct outcome, lads
what the fuck is the lions problem? this is a must win game against a shit team and they're absolutely blowing it
my FUCKING vikies
>>152663432Yeah, pay him $45M to get his ass kicked in the WC round and lose. Good call, Kwesi.
It all returns to nothingIt all comes tumbling downTumbling down, tumbling downIt all returns to nothingI just keep letting me downLetting me down, letting me down
My loins are finished
ADDISON TOUCHDOWNSKOLLLLLLLL
>>152663451Oh im sorry is the game already over? No. It's not even at the 2 minute warning!
thats shouldn't count as a td, debate ne
Huge PLAY by MAX Brosmer.
LAUGHING MY ASS OFFFUCK THE LIONSGO PACK GO!!!GO PACK GO!!!GO PACK GO!!!
Who are the retards who go to these games after their team has been eliminated rooting for them to get a worse draft pick?
>no fumble out of bounds touchback rule
Goff is a fucking joke
Loinsisters...
Based Brosmer and his impeccable hand offs. Feeling Iike we OWL BOUND loins havin a meltdown
>>152663462They dont have a chance in the playoffs if they did make it and they know itI'd be pissed to work on christmas too
>>152663457anon there's ANOTHER game after this on Amazon which you have to watch
21mph B
>>152663475Why not? It went over the pylon
>>152663475Learn to speak English first before debating
perfectly executed handoff by brosmer
LOSE YOURSELF
>>152663483Fans.
>lions were swept by nine and max bosmer
Goff looks like he wants to cry
how's that humblepie taste lionsfrens? stay humble
>>152663467GET IN THE ENDZONE SHINJI
Thank you vikies
Grandpa with dementia kept asking lesbian cousin if she had a boyfriend at Christmas dinner
LIONS IS FINNA GONNA LOSE THIS GAME
>>152663422she would NEVER have sex with me (unless I rape)
>>152663506I'd cry to if I had to play for this organization
>ice water in his veins
>>152663483people who like watching football
>>152663517well, why doesn't she?
>>152663517Can I fuck your cousin?
>>152663498The pylon has a sizeable part outside the rectangle
>>152663517unless your cousin is really fucking ugly, she's not a lesbian
Seeing Detroit’s window slam shut before it really even opened has to be brutal for their fans.
>losing a must win game to a team with negative passing yardsThe lions might need to actually blow it all up
>>152663526I don't think that's a person.
Jared Goof when the game is fucking over
Goff gets traded after this season.
Goof is going to throw a pick on this drive
>The Vikings had 75 yards of offense before Jordan Addison just took that end-around 65 yards for a touchdown. Vikings are on the verge of winning a game with less than 0 passing yards. (They're at -7 right now.)
Vikangz, we eatin' good tonight!
>white qbs
>>152663544racist
Lions window is closed
turns out he was the real coach
>>152663544It's not, it's a woman
>>152663527It's his fault they lose. Bombing the ball into coverage and fumbling.
>>152663483they're called fans, i've seen you lionsfrens have them for the last two previous seasons hehe
>>152663544Please don’t be racist against Asian girls
>>152663545is this one of the most iconic NFL pictures ever?
>>152663551>Losing to Nine and thisHonestly what the fuck, should've just ran all game even if they got nothing
>>152663551>Vikings are on the verge of winning a game with less than 0 passing yards. (They're at -7 right now.)Grim.
>St. Clown
>>152663540on christmas too KWAB to the fucking VIKINGS DOUBLE KWAB
Absolute fucking state of Goof.
>>152663558I KNEEL>>152663571cute :)
>>152663529Dude you responded too retarded to think of how long in advance most people. got their tickets, how long they have been anticipating it, how much they paid for it, etc> why not just stay homeWhat a retard
>>152663558uh no we beat him and his zesty qb
holy shit goof is done bench his ass down
holy GOOF
Goof meltdown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>152663557One bad season doesn't mean window closed. Lions are only a few retools from being good again.
>DetoiletCan a window shut if it was never truly open in the first place?
there’s no way brian flores isn’t getting poached in this next coaching cycle right?
>>152663545You were saying
>>152663475Only a COWARD would say this
what the fuck? seriously holy fuck this isn't even sad, it's just nonsense
Holy shit, investigate the lions
>>152663526Br the change you can be in this world gyppobro
kek get ginked
GINKEL'D AGAIN!
>>152663556Against silicone?
goof doesn't have the christmas spirit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
GOOFOOF
KWAGOOFY
>>152663483draft position is a meme. There's talent up and down the board in every round. What matters is having a coaching staff and scouting department worth a damn
Window status??
GINK'D
How does one celebrate Christmas after this humiliation?
He was down
GINKED
>>152663547Bro, no one is taking that contract. Lions are stuck with him for 3 more years
lions explain yourselves
>>152663551And still the Lions can't win, even with a potential playoff spot on the line.
>>152663549Close...
can we really greentext >white qbs when it's a white DE forcing all of these turnovers?
Goff is such a choker
>>152663608pearl harbor was a century ago, get over it boomer
>>152663616They just need a OC
WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
it's the long hair that fuels ginkle
gink might be my favorite viking
wtf why do the REFS hate the Lions
>53 loins a' loiningAnd a partridge in a pear tree
hardest quarterback choke of the season? jesus goof it's a must win game against a backup qb
da goofinator
>Goof QBs
>>152663517based grandpa, fuck your dyke cousin, dumb bitch is fag
>>152663573Probably up there
nice meltie today, loins
>>152663624Easy>lose both coordinators and 10 other coaches>injuriesIt sucks, but oh well
Goof give it to us straight, how much do you owe the casino?
>>152663616SMASHED & SLAMMED
>you have to finish the process on a fumbleLmao wtf
Goff and Campbell were Ben Johnson babby all along
>>152663640Rip pop and rap music both died in 2025
This has been a painful watch but kinda fun to watch the lions season end
>>152663638The fuck? I'm 34. Maybe it's just the filter, but the face looks like a sex doll. Just saying, feel free to rape.
LIVING ON A PRAYER
>>152663502IF YOU HAD JUST ONE SHOT, ONE OPPORTUNITY, WOULD YOU HAND IT OFF PERFECTLY? Or…..just throw a pickHis palms are sweaty knees weak arms are sweaty there’s bbc cum on his jersey already he’s nervous and on the surface he looks prepped and ready to get bent down the whole crowd grows so loud he opens his mouth for the bbc does he pout and he goes down he’s choking now SNAP BACK TO REALITY UP THERE GOES GRAVITY
How did he not have possession and was touched he was on the ground and had a viking touching him.... I would have challenged that
Dan Campbell looks like he’s going to cry
GOFF GOT RAPED IN THE THE FROSTY WINTER OF 25 JUST LIKE WHEN KEVIN NASH GOT RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92 IN DETROIT KWAB
>>>>>>>>>>>>>DETOILET
>>152663658that's my runescape window
The bears are going to destroy the packers in the offs aren't they?
can someone thats not lazy make a "packers player of the week: jared goff" image?
What went wrong with this Lions team? It cannot just be injuries with the Lions playing this shit. Why is Goof playing like he’s totally washed?
>black unis
so, The Carolina Panthers are in the playoffs
relax, that's only 5, they're still at -2
>Ben Johnson moments before getting hired by the Bears
>>152663674He knew, didn't he? He purposely sold the Lions a false bill of goods.
dan campbell looks like a future family annihilator
>>152663639defense is the real reason they can never keep up in games (this game aside, but even this game is an example, they conceded 20 to some literally who)
>GoofHe's fucked up so bad this game
>>152663685Losing both coordinators and 10 other coaches. It's a brain drain
>>152663683here its the best I can do on short notice
>>152663700lol I see it
fuck they got positive passing yards now
Brosmer >>>>>>>>>>>>>> GOOF
>>152663695But Ben Johnson was considered a genius as the Lions OC? Your post doesn’t make any sense
are there even lions in detroit
>>152663683here you go
Goff is so fucking weak minded in games that matter. He's more Sam Darnold than Sam Darnold is.
this team is cooked. window is closed
>>152663616Drywall status.
>>152663685It's in the script brother. He'll get a 50 million dollar contract elsewhere despite looking like shit here just watch
>>152663695Gail swallows
do the lions actually need to look for a QB?
>>152663707somehow, someone here is probably into that shit
>>152663707Lol what is the city in the background, I didn't think Green Gay had a skyline
love this elite white man like you wouldnt believe
Guys…..I fucking apologize and kneel. I’ve been calling this game dogshit all day but it’s actually unbelievably hilarious kino
>>152663720NICE!!!
>>152663662ball security is Jared Goof father
Can't believe the Lions got eliminated by the fucking Vikings.
>>152663685I honestly thought they would be worse after they lost their OC. They still have a good roster. They just need a good OC and maybe DC
>>152663732You never fucked a swiss cheese?
It's a Christmas miracle
*foombles again*
i am not a chevy person
Goff has been playing how many years and is STILL shit under pressure?
Almost time for some kino Chiefies
>>152663734GET VAN GINKLED BITCH
>>152663723window was closed after gigabrained ben johnson left. better hope he sucks at being a HC and comes back to detoilet in 2-3 years
>>152663712the authorities need to make sure there isn't a bowflex in his house
>>152663734I don't see color, is he really white?
Dan Campbell looks like he’s about to start crying
uppity lionsfrens have vanished. if it's any consolation, you are in bottom 3 of my frenfanbaselistings for this season that I am releasing after next week
Why is my stream three minutes behind? Are ya'll niggas posting from the stands?
>>152663719At the zoo yea but that's in Royal Oak
>>152663719There are some, yes.
>netflix is now actively shilling Greenland as the new lebensraum
detoilets still wont say any of this is goof’s fault>five fucking turnovers
>>152663756Hit live in the lower right.
What the hell are they making steaks on Christmas?
I can't believe they branded that steak with a capital
there was a greenland 1?
Imagine being a Lions fan, watching your teams playoff chances collapse into ash, just to watch the NFL showing two sluts laughing about what big coats they’re in
>>152663742nice!!!
i'm really close to buying a gink jersey
>N-SteakCOWARDS
>>152663775News to me
and there it is
just realized i can watch the next game on amazon prime because i signed up for the free monththanks jeff bezos!
This reminds me a bit of Panthers Darnold beating the Saints while having one of the worst games ever
Muslims won; Christians lost.
>>152663718Lions fans coped by calling him a fraud who lost in purpose in the playoffs last year when he got hired by the Bears. Funny because they were so sure he wasn't going to leave the Lions
>>152663779he's leaving next year cause he cant stay healthy
>>152663719Yeah you get one with every purchase of a brand new Ford Mustang or Ford F-150
Can someone explain what the fuck is going on between the ball snapper and Goof?What is up with these turnovers
>>152663775I doubt it. It's probably like that prank where you release three animals in a place labeled 1, 2 and 4.
The cry-ons are really gonna get eliminated by the Vikings and MAX BROSMER holy kek WINDOW CLOSED
Where does Goof rank among the 32 NFL starting QBs?
lmao the NFL must be so pissed. the entire last two weeks of the season are completely meaningless except for the fucking NFC south
>>152663768
I want a coat and steak
Lions should be deregulated to be a college football team
>>152663777Nobody's fault but their own
>>152663790
>>152663805Top 31, easy.
>>152663805Want a Pajeeta gf
>>152663685They lost two coordinaters, one probably being a top 3 offensive mind currently, they did jack shit in the draft and even less in the off-season, they overestimated Hutch as always and refuse to admit he needs help and pressuring the qb is a must. And lastly, no one in Detroit will admit that as bad as Dan Quin was, he built up the oline very well and we have been hemorrhaging them for the last few years. Boils down to the breakdown of the oline and dline and their creative minds left. People are now starting to remember why they hated Dan Campbell calling plays in the first place.
>>152663777Imagine being a Lion and beaten by this girls new man
>>152663805i can smell the poo from here
>>152663807It matters to MY New England Patriots getting a first round bye
>>152663807And now people get to watch the chiefs get shit on by the BRONCS
>>152663754he will be in the postgame presserguaranteed
>>152663788Just keep Prime on account of all the fucking movies they have on a regular basis
Lions will run it back with Goff and Campbell next year and they will choke yet again. NFL managers never learn.
Is Netflix broadcasting this game? They need to remind us
>>152663823have you seen the NEW Lizzo WOULD
Why are the lions sad? They should have just won more games.
>>152663788They're always free on Twitch regardless.
>>152663790Merry Christmas
where's the ventriloquist talking through this teenage boy?
this has been an extremely feelgood game, i'm eagee to see what kind of cope we get to see from lionsfrens. my pick is>we were actuslly tanking and didn't want to go to playoffs
>>152663841ozempic seems really based unless it gives everyone secret cancer
Gibbs and Monty are broken
lions window closing to the vikings, away from their families on christmas, to max bosmer, on a netflix game
>Copying the Bears-Packers scriptLMAO
>>152663864No it’s not
uh oh...
Goff needs to move on
>let's the first down>let's get the touchdown>russell wilson is a cuck>skol vikings run up the score>we're here to cheer for more>V I K I N G S>skol vikings let's go
>>152663841Thats not LizzoAnd I would have done old Lizzo
>>152663864Most people get cancer anyway, what's the difference?
>Netflix Gameday>Censored halftime showI don't get it, what's the point of getting sports off of networks if it's just the same sterile faggots announcing and producing it? Let a nigga say motherfucker, damn.That being said, I'm pretty sure one of the analysts said something about his semen at one point.
>>152663870Fat chicks are disgusting
more like amon-ra SHIT brown
>>152663811>>152663822>why they hated Dan Campbell calling plays in the first placeThe problem was, who was better at calling plays: Dan Campbell or John Morton? Johnny Mo shat the bed first and they were stuck between a rock and a hard place
bro just end the game ffs you're getting people hurt
>>152663870Not everyone likes morbidly obese women, zoom zoom
Three fucking passing yards and Vikings win. Easily one of the most hilarious losses ever.
Should Goof meet up with Dak in the offseason so he can perfect the craft of putting up garbage time numbers?
>>152663840No, they aren't. My antenna sure can't find it, so I'm pirating. So, given how terrible the quality of their product has been over these two games, how much money will they have to give the NFL for another chance next year?
>hurting your star playing in garbage time Lol. Lmao.
>>152663864the muscle degradation is pretty wicked but it appears to have mostly positive effects, which ironically you can achieve just by being disciplined and not eating like shit but that's too hard for most people I guess
>>152663901No, we must get Goff a garbage time TD to make the game look closer than it was
>>152663897>this turd smells less badThey both suck at calling plays, faggot
>>152663870Gonna keep it real those are two different angles and ozempic remains based
>we wuz is deadkek literally spitting on them while they're down and dead
>>152663870Now THAT is thick, not fat.>>152663889>>152663902Learn the difference between thick and fat, knowing the difference could save your life one day.
NON ON NO NO NO
Amanrarunsthisshit bros, I dont feel so good
>nobody's giving me attention anymore...quick time to climb another building!
>>152663889>>152663902Low T levels detected
>ben johnson help meeeeee
>>152663930The Trump curse is for people who are anti Trump, retard.
My Vikies swept the Lions and knocked them out of the playoffs! :)
>>152663929>They both suck at calling plays, faggotI'm not saying either was good, just that what do you do in such a situation?
>>152663956wrong
>>152663952Here you go, bro.
It's over, it's finally over.
My vikies
MERRY CHRISTMAS!LIONS ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS!
See yall in chiefs broncos hope it’s even half as lulzy as this
Tummy bros, we won
OUR vikies gave us a wonderful christmas gift :) merry christmas everybody
What a shame such cool uniforms lost the game.
The job Daniel Campbell is actually suited for.
>Jacoby Pissett>Cock Cousins>Lamar Jacksoff>Dick Pisscott>Bo Nigs>Jared Goof
Goff needs to go. Fucking choker.
>Jared Goof
good night vikiesfrens, it was a pleasure as always! had to wqtch until the end hehe
>>152663093>>152663334the announcer is a jew
>Goof lost to this.Lol.
>>152664011Goof is the least of their problems
lions fans have been getting too uppity these last few years, i'm glad that they lost on christmas
Will they actually show if he falls?
Detoilet back to being where they're supposed to be>out of the playoffs
wait a minute
>>152663925Not a td
>>152664038He throws three interceptions and fumbles at least once in every single big important game. I don't care that he can play game manager against the Browns and Bengals in week 3 football.
Not watching because I don't believe in watching games on monthly services. Hope the NFL takes note.
>>152664070you can see the shadow break the plane
>>152664011Choking implies he had a chance and failed. He hosed this from the first snap
>>152664070I agree. If they don’t tighten this bullshit up soon they’ll start awarding touchdowns for just looking at the pylon.
>>152664070Correct. The over top angle clearly shows it going out before reaching the pylon>>152664109>how useful that the light is totally shining straight down from above
