Boxing Day Test @ Melbourne end of day 1 scores:AUSTRALIA 152. & 4/0.v ENGLAND 110.
BBL
>>152670839youre getting a bit too keen to bake showing threadsperg behaviours - you may want to get tested
>>152670844Big breasted ladies?
>>152670849Sorry I ruined your bake. The old thread had reached the bump tbf.
>>152670851Big Balled Lads
>>152670849its countysperg
JEET DOWN
>>1526708611 million to go
finnabros...
>>152670855me when isa talks about head
>>152670855If I take those pants off, will he die?
>>152670868
turner? i hardie know er
>>152670855>fuck T_T got my sack caught in my zipper again
>>152670874It would be extremely painful
>Hossain replaces Ahmedwhere's this league based?
scorchshits
>>152670883He's a big (balls) guy
>rules himself out in game 3 because too scared to face Archer's wrath>makes himself available for game 4 because Archer is ruled out>Gets bowled out cheaply anywaywhat a loser
I'm starting to think England isn't very good at cricket.
Convicts should be docked points for a shit luckseam pitch Englel should be banned from playing test cricket for trying to kill it again
>>152670917Part of the big 4 fraudsThere is only one Raja of this era
>The pitch for the fourth Ashes Test in Melbourne has "done too much" and has resulted in an "unfair" contest between bat and ball, says former England captain Michael Vaughan.>Melbourne Cricket Club groundsman Matt Page left 10mm of grass on the pitch, which is considered long by regular standards, although he said it was the same formula that produced the fifth-day finish against India last year.Lmaooo @ eng shitter cope
>>152670961Aus will bat for 2 days and Hisland will get 202*
>>152670973The power of the proto-Hindu nightwatchmen is eternal
I've killed people
scorchies too light here need to bash it
>>152670961Also, the ball's too round and the bats too flat.
GONE GOTTEM
There is a man A certain man And for the poos you may be sure That he’ll post all he can Who is this one? This unloved son? Just by his odour has the local Ladies on the run Who's team will choke? Can't take a joke? And would get a bit Upset if he was banned from posts? With no life and shame He’s still the same I’ll bet you five you're not as wide And you don’t know his name
shan't be watching the chase, bedways is rightways
Sorry lads also don’t forget it was 14c at start of play yesterday. This is far too cool for what should be expected of Australian conditions
>>152670987Doubly funny because eng shitters were making the same luckseam pitches for dukebabby jammy frauderson to statpad on
boundaries objectively aren't entertaining for anyone with above 120 IQ
>>152670992>shan't be watching the chase t. not ol bingo wings
>>152670998And there were these two guys not on either team standing around on the field during the match.
>>152670998its Melbourne ya spastic, read a book
Boundaries aren't entertaining to you because you can't hit the ball the far. Twiglet arms needs a two-handed backhand for ping pong
not going to make it through this bbl game without going to bed
>ping-pong FOYcan't wait to pepper your '''backhand''' 22nd march
Do NOT go to bed
IM GONNA FUCKING POST IT
Dont you fucking DARE go to sleep you'll get chase fomo
btw groundskeepers RUN cricket
Don't play batted-racket sports battyboi>3 months for your liver to recover from having half a shandyYour twiglet legs will scurry away from taking the train down and you know it
>>152670998as you can see here
betting on the pommy hurdle racesbecause im a degenerate and my wife is pregnant
>>152671039CAZZIE
agar more like aGONEEE
britjeet I'll be in worksop on the 22nd march to serve you the double egg
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/mcg-pitch-howls-drown-out-roars-of-record-crowd-1517115>There have been some unforgettable roars when the MCG has been full for a significant game of cricket.>The sound 93,013 made when England's now coach Brendon McCullum had his stumps rattled by their current Ashes tormentor Mitchell Starc off the third ball of the 2015 World Cup final will live long in the memory.>That was trumped by the 90,293 that watched India play Pakistan in the 2022 T20 World Cup. The MCG shook to its foundations when Babar Azam was trapped lbw by Arshdeep Singh. The roar when R Ashwin hit the winning runs could be heard kilometres away.>There were more people in the MCG on this Boxing Day to watch a dead-rubber Ashes Test than either of those previous occasions, as 94,199 piled in to break the MCG's single-day record for a cricket match.Pyjama cricket once again confirmed for a joke
>>152671062that baby going to need new shoes
>>152671061Fuck am I looking at here
THATS A WIDE
https://youtu.be/SR2563NTFI4?si=mtUWZxmtN4yYGJg8
>>152671079It’s a chart, champion
anyone getting on it today
>asks to name a time and place>gets given an immediate time and place - a world class sport uni training facility>noooooo come to some derelict northern mining town in 3 monthsPussy
>>152671061I see a low of about 12 or 13 for december on this chart. What's the issue?
>>152671092still am
dont like big cities matetoo grey and overpopulated
the commonweallth
My scorchies are not winning this lads
my heart longs for neath
common wealth? well i don't have any of it
>making neser look goodwe're honestly so dire
scorchies will win
>>152671099That would be the expected average temperature around dawn. There’s no way the English could’ve prepared for this kind of low temperatures later in the morning. Obviously if the MCG had a roof and climate control it would be more fairer for visiting teams
>>152671116Bless you
>don't like big citiesYork population>140kWorld class sports uni TOWN pop>60kPussy.
>>152671114neser is and always has been goodfucking spasticaustralian pace depth is unmatched
>>152671114how's eye-beef-uh, deano? had enough of ruining spain yet?
>>152671101>>152671126Twiglet legs gone into hiding after this
Need some doomer music to listen to while I chain smoke the rest of the night
in awe of this mans hairline
>>152671157https://youtu.be/62ZVHBboLGM?si=0r3WGz-kCf1hVBnc
fuck
york is a villagebasically steyning
>>152671132nah mate just got herelocals are already seething though as soon as they here the brit accent lmao. grire levels of english spoken by the locals though, always thought they had passable levels. need to sort themselves out really
don't mind big cities me, biggest problem can be the sprawl generally
Am I in the right thread?
>herestate. I'm not really a deano, that was a genuine mistake
Actually I just found my 2020 Spotify wrapped playlist and it’s all full songs with an almost schizo sense of hopefulness for the future when I had no reason to feel that way, that indomitable spirit is why I’m where I am today so I won’t delve in to a doomer mindset, at least for tonight
Why the fuck does Owen get out so easily all the time? Imagine if his grandfather had been so lackadaisical with his sub machine gun invention that saved Australia from Japanese conquest, what the huh.
>>152671169can't really say much more than do enjoy yourself and try not to be a nuisance to the locals
Would you rather find $5 on the ground or have your BBL team win the BBL?
>>152671163>no tattoostrash
goddamn i love porn
got bolognese all over my keyboard, it's a total distaster
basil has NO INTEREST in t20 or boundaries whatsoever
wtf they made a sweet caroline movie with hugh jackman
>>152671205Is that what they call it now?
Le le le ecks dee XD HOW BOUT DAT XD I LOVE KFC LE LE ECKS DEE HOW GOOD XDXD
>>152671219you right mate?
>>152671219everything okay at home mate?
>>152671163Who's this bird
>>152671225>>152671226I got stuck at work today and the constant bombardment of kfc ads has proper set me off. Stuck at work tomorrow so ill miss this test so yes im mad as fuck
>>152671234have you considered getting a real job?
>>152671216if these musician dramatic biopics aren't about a gay they star one, it seems
>>152671235If I could i would anon, this shitty industry is all I know
good times never felt so good
>>152671245what industry is it? you that theatrecunt?
>>152671248Resources industry. Wait is that anon the one with the 3 toilets in his house, is that the same one?
My father died 7 years ago. He was an immigrant to Canada who came from The Netherlands after the war. They changed his name from Haaije Sake to a proper British "Harold", and speaking a foreign tongue when they arrived, my dad never really managed to write well. He could read, but he would hardly write. When he died I grabbed his gloves from his old truck, the gloves he used for scrapping barbecues, air conditioners, pulling things apart for metals, an exact imprint of his hands, a good working class man. They smelled of leather, motor oil, of him. I also took with me one of the few handwriting papers of his I could find. My ever-changing phone numbers he would keep taped to the kitchen cabinet or folded away in his pocket. For the love of fathers...and objects that would look so dull to others, but so alive to me. Objects from heaven.
>>152671228it doesnt matter who she is
>>152671254what matters is her plan
>>152671256youre a big guy
>>152671253sounds like a fag bet he got reincarnated as a worm
>>152671259it would be extremely painful
anyone else slide their finger down past their ballsack into the gooch/crack area and sniff it?go heat
Was any other aussies kind of hoping Harry Brook was going to keep going? He counterattacked so well he deserved more runs.
I drink alone, yeahWith nobody elseI drink alone, yeahWith nobody elseYeah, you know when I drink aloneI prefer to be by myself
>>152671266what matters is her plan
>>152671268no i dont
I don't like Germans(oh no)I hate them
>>152671276they expect one of us in the wreckage sister
>>152671282was getting caught part of your plan?
wish i could roll a joint properly
vaginas are ugly but we love them anyway
got a gift voucher and have no idea what to spend it on
>>152671290Joint rollers are quite cheap
>>152671298where for and how much
>>152671305it's for rebelsport, bcf, and/or supercheap auto, 200
>>152671307buy a boating camping fishing
>>152671307get new shoes from rebel
CAM ON SCORCHIES
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly5397m30jo>Despite the wicket helping the bowlers, Vaughan felt "indifferent batting" contributed to the low scores, with "question marks" over the technique of modern players.>"We are seeing Test matches like this where the pitch does a little - whether it's spin or seam - and batters can't cope with the movement," Vaughan added.>"When the ball does something the technical side we've been accustomed to for many generations has gone from both sets of players."> BBC chief cricket commentator Jonathan Agnew believes the pitch "nipped" but was "not a minefield".>However, former Australia seamer Glenn McGrath said the surface had "far too much grass on it" for his liking.
>>152671308was actually thinking a fishing rod and all that, brother has expressed a like for fishing in the past, could be good for him to get out of the house sometimes since his marriage is a bit shaky and his wife's a nutcase>>152671309don't need new shoes but ta for the reccy, was contemplating a sports jersey/guernsey from rebel though
>>152671280Wasn’t Warnie half German?
>>152671295never seen an ugly one irl I suppose you get lost in the moment
just watched this pommy jockey butcher a 1.50 fav down the straight with only 1 coverfucking shitcunts
>>152671333I'm solo right now and hope I never see an ugly one
oh wait he is a safa fucking shitcunts
for me its arseholes
This ashes series has disappointed me greatly
all this talk about the pitch at the MCG got me thinking about the 12th Man bit where he does the pitch report and ends it by saying "and I would not be surprised if someone has their fuckin' head knocked off, anyway let's hope so"
MGGRRYYUHHHHHHHH *caveman sounds*
love a good set of kissable shoulders on a woman personally
i fuck dolls
>>152671368what do you call this phenotype?
>>152671374i would definitely kiss my gf's shouldersif i had one that is
its over scorchiebros
Let's start a cricket podcast, I already have a name: The Art of Cricket
Let’s start a bbl podcast
>>152671385westralian
how many shoulders in a set?
>>152671307New balance trackie shorts and very comfy and stylish for things like gym and running errands
>>152671407thanks for the reccy, but i already have enough clothes and i don't gym
>>152671400won't be joining more of a cricket and bouldering fan me
>>152671368he's going crazy
>cricket and bouldering fanno one is that combination of things.
Please refrain from blog posting while the big bash is on
need to get tim 'tim david' david out
>>152671307buy a brand new sherrin
Tim David looks like a chad
>>152671425not into footy sorry
Chubby paki time
Today is historic, in that this is the first women's international game at the Greenfield Stadium in Thiruvananthapuram.
SCORCHIES ARE BACK
>>152671434I'll never forget where I was this day
What does a stereotypical Australian Christmas dinner look like? I am imagining beer, cigarettes and breakfast sausage on white bread.
>>152671444prawns
piss off sebbo
>>152671435t. hired shill
meds
>>152671314yeah and you used to be able to bring an esky to the grounds and drink your own booze
GONE GOTTEMFUCCK OUTTTTTTTTTTT OF HERE
>>152671444prawns, roast chicken, cold sliced deli meats, roasted potatoes, various saladscan vary a bit depending on cultural background though. some emphasise seafood, some go without, some have it on the eve, some on the day
what's the best bread and butter pudding recipe?cant be fucked to make it really just want it to taste good
do you guys like muse (the band)?
>>152671464>deli meatsWe are talking stuff like prosciutto or stuff like turkey/ham? It would be very low brow to serve a ham and cheese sandwich for Christmas no? I can understand prosciutto with some figs.
>>152671481The lead sounds like kind of a whiny bitch too much and it ruins it for me
>>152671458yeah ok mate you genuinely enjoy brainletbashbetter for you if you were a paid shill (which you are btw)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152671385zoomer cross fetal alcohol syndrome gen A
>>152671481yes they are very good and even better live
Is there a need to show the amount of balls left AND the overs count? Seems like redundant info if you can do basic math.
>>152671475Butter bread, chuck it in a dish with raisins.Whisk milk/cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla, cinnamon; pour over.Bake at 170°C ~40 mins, eat with custard or ice cream.
>>152671485both. and ham/cheese sandwiches aren't served, but slices of deli ham and the like are common
MUH WALKING TO BOULDERINGNO ONE FUCKING CARES MATE
>>152671486understandable perspective>>152671495yeah this is what i'm thinking but wanted a second opinion
ayo bouldering got this nigga wildin lmao fr
lol the t20 shill is absolutely seething
>>152671511on god bluh
hoberts to lose now
IT'S MAC TONIGHT
>>152671511oh my days
its ovah
hobart will be fucking booming once they get their new stadiumhobart is about to get fucking mainlanded
>>152671513not me you stepheaded mong
tune in tomorrow for more big bashings
>>152671531based slats iykwim haha
>>152671534kek
kek the completely silent crowd
gg
>>152671538not many canes fans made the trip over i see
>ground announcer shouting>same three gimmick sounds on rotation>shitty music after every ballDoes anyone actually like this? Seriously
haven't watched a single brainletslog match this "season" and have no intention to
WALKING ALONE TO THE REDDIT SOFA GYM
the big brain league, as it is affectionately known
by none
the big BOOBIES league
Zachy fucking rattled by a one liner here
literally nothing wrong with climbing nothing makes me feel more alive t20? very dire
>>152671574based taste
umm...yh..psa to cazzies and blowies..cric is a pg-13 general fellas x
imagine trying to explain t20 to my grandfather climbing he gets
>>152671574dis is fine...and corrrRrrrrr
bouldering is the t20 of climbing though go outside and climb a cliff you woofter
so are these lads right and they hit the ball to the boundary rope and these mongs find it entertaining
>blue eyesi respect your taste though i disagree with it
but what does it all mean basil
obsessing over a girl who isnt my gf what do
TODAY IS THE DAY I CONQUER THE V6 I AM THE EVISCERATOR OF THE FAT NEEK V5 HEBA WATCH ME DO 6 CHIN UPS
>>152671606fuck the other girl without your gf finding out
>bouldering is the t20 of climbing SO true gone GOTTEM
>>152671599suggest you do some research on the definition of Bouldering
boulderin¿ moar liek boulderdash as aaaAAAAMMMOIRITE hahaa...ya¿ alri x
>>152671620finna
WANKING TO THE BOULDERING WALLCORRR BRIGHTON BOULDERS GET ME HARD
shut it you obsessed freak
Why does cric entertain the rock climbing mick kek
>>152671649is this a common way to behave in britain?
>>152671327Yeah, his mother
>>152671404Gods chosen sons
he's just one man talking to himself, think about it when was the last time you replied to a le gimmick, yeah thats all of us we know and we don't reply so he replys to himself
Scorchsisters…
>>152671628AAAAAAHHHHHH SHUT IT YOU FAT NEEK SEETHING McPAKI oops forgot which persona I was then
He's the king of /cric/ and you're all seething
>>152671696yeah don't think we'll be winning the big bashing world cup trophy this season mate
>>152671723Yeah, but as long as we make finals it’s an okay campaign I think, canes for the title I think
>>152671606smash a prozzie and realize you just had a grass is greener moment
foy
>>152671574tfw no redhead big boobs gf (or any gf)
The micks in alf are funny though
YO PIERRE YOU WANNA COME OUT HERE
fingering my bum, might get my dildo out yet and fuck my arse
anon who fucks a doll ha ha great mick
Just keked
>>152671762>>152671772are they?
how do we i sleep while our beds are burning how can i sleep while my guts are churning
>>152671694Are you saying it’s one man keeping cric alive overnight and all off season? Because sometimes I check in and it’s always all bouldering chat
He's the king of /cric/, he keeps this genny alive
the shivnarine scranderpaul
pre sun kissed edition btw
New Year's Resolutions: Decided
>>152671870Spill it
>>152671871No dairy, no refined sugar
basils record against squirrels is so dire that I would go as far to say a squirrel is more likely to kill basil, than basil kill a squirrel at this point
I don't believe in nutmeg for bread and butter puddingdon't believe in sugar less is more
i stuck a finger or two up by bum during puberty everyone did doesn't mean I'm gay
tbf there's actually been quite a few aesthetic dismissals during this ashes series
People who watch shows with subtitles are subhuman
dub > subalways
>>152671963was watching true romance (1993) the other day with the clever one in the family and the subtitles weren't even matching what they were saying so we had to turn them off decent flick btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8ZNqaG-dE&t
I don't think Cammy winterman is going to go full lenoard cohen with the next solo album, despite what's been released so farhe's too intelligent and self-aware to not stick a bop or two in the middle somewhere. I don't think he would realize an entire album of closing tracks. just knows what the people want
God (bhagwan) gave me feet for dancing (rings around twiglet legs)
Twiglet legs listens to music for people who can't play an instrument or sing
a certain seething neek thinks trying to be american makes him interesting (it doesn't)
you will not beat me at singles saying this objectively now youre more of a mixed doubles nation
who are you talking to
>0(15)The great fraud of this era the coward eng shitter joe poot let some poor Caribbean zoomer who's played a grand total of 3 FC matches this year bat at #3 on a luckseam doctored greentop in front on 90k baying convicts instead of doing it himself for the greater good of the team
all these vaxxed people around me getting the flu and shit lmao haven't been ill in years and because i didn't take matt hancocks magic elixir is partly to thank I reckon
might get it if you went outside cooker chud
