Boxing Day 20:00> TRANSCHESTER DILATED vs. NEWCASTLE27th 12:30> FOREST vs. MAN CITY15:00> WEST HAM vs. FULHAM> BRENTFORD vs. BOURNEMOUTH > LIVERPOO vs. WOLVES> ARSENAL vs. BRIGHTON> BURNLEY vs. EVERTON17:30> CHELSEA vs. VILLA28th14:00> SUNDERLAND vs. LEEDS16:30> PALACE vs. TOTTENHAM
this greek fag has to be under 18 with his gay love for peaky blinders
DEATH TO ALL POOL LOVERS
>>152671021He's the type of rat that still plays fifa in 2025
Sex.
>>152671023what's wrong with fifa
new trailer for the new peaky blinders movie. i havent watched the series in years. what do /epl/ lads think? do you like I H8 ROICISM?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dfc89TY-aA
>>152671017why is there only 1 game and why is it at night
>>152671021i didn't say anything positive about peaky blinders, my quoting of the ROICISM meme should've made that clear. its pozzed BBC slop.
>>152671032dread to think what your life is like irl
>>152671029it's a shit game for whit twinka and pakis that watch goytubers like ksi and listen to chav music like d block europe and other shitty drill
Jesus, who's this fag? He must be a Poolsissy if he gets this assblasted over the smallest shite. I just mentioned the fucking thing and he loses it.
>>152671034you type like a gay twitter user
>>152671033Sky 6 doesn't exist, there's only the sky 1
>>152671038oh ok you could just say youre a schizo next time
>>152671050oh ok you could just say you're a paki that wants to be black next time
OH MARGARET PASS ME THE SMELLING SALT STOCKING STUFFERS DEAR
>>152671048What is NOT typing like a gay twitter user according to you? enlighten me, oh great stud.
>>152671046Don't mind liversissy, he's just upset about having to spend Christmas alone.
My girl (slag for big black cock) is working (prostituting) at the blues today, they should comfortably batter Derby (my girl is getting batter on her mug)Can't believe not only is there only a single premier league match today but it's on at fucking 8pm. The absolute state of football.
state of this thread
>>152671057typing any other way unlike the way you type, your sentence screams gay
Forgot this is the general where everything has to be intensely serious
>>152671032nonce show
*walks into your thread*
No.152671071Somebody put a muzzle on this Poolsissy right now. Feed him some gay porn so he gets quiet.
>>152671057Settle down Amjad
>united fans consistently the first to talk about gay pornthey really are zesty
>>152671093Fags HATE being called out
>the state of Pool customers
exciting times for the arsenal bottle this weekend
>>152671103ArseANAL, you mean.
Utter woke nonsense
>>152671115I can see Chelshit breaking Villa's streak.
what's so hard having 4 matches today at the very least 12:3015:0017:3020:00
>>152671023i do not but i do play modded pes 21 with updated kits and transfers.
>>152671122Clueless
stay out of /efl/ shitters
>multiple manchildren having a tantrum because their particular branded football league only has one match on todaylmao what a bunch of sad cunts you are
>>152671149>>152671152kys tranny
WHAT??? NO SLOP SIX ON BOXING DAY????
NO SLOP SIX? You fucking idiot, Sky! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!
>>152671210It was a joke. A Christmassy joke.
>>152671121Chelsea away is a tough fixture.I wouldn't be surprised at Brighton beating Arsenal and City losing to Dyche so it might not even matter
>>152671212Oh, I see... oh.
>Understand Oliver Glasner plans not to sign new deal at Crystal Palace. Austrian manager made his decision with next steps to follow + focused on continuing his excellent work this season - RomanoWelcome to ____?
So what are you doing now lads? I'm bored.
>>152671238Poocastle
>>152671238Well he'd only go to a club above Palace. Arsenal are stuck with Arteta, City won't replace Pep until he wants replacing and Emery is the best manager in the league and happy at Villa. That leaves Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United. Liverpool and United both have fraud managers and heaps of debt with players that aren't performing. Glasner would do better than either of those managers.Chelsea is a weird one because it's similar to Palace in that it's south London and solely employs men of urban persuasion. I imagine that's the closest fit for Glasner with the possibility of the investment he would be interested in. Trouble is I don't think Maresca is shit enough to actually sack but who knows with Boehly
>>152671255Due to PSR they can't really afford to do much with players let alone managers.
We are 100% not getting /mug/mas if Newcastle is the opponent
>>152671267Big gay Nick might bang in a hat trick
>>152671249eating a second Christmas dinner out of the leftovers
Big Nick Hatty tonight
>>152671267Manure have no Fernandes, their team has gone
>>152671277Checked
>>152671238He'll go abroad. I can genuinely see him at Real Madrid, not because he deserves such a job but because they'll be shipping their shit manager to Liverpool and Glasner will be the best available.
>Alan Shearer has hit out at the decision to schedule just one Premier League game on Boxing Day this year - as the Blackburn Rovers legend asks: 'What is the world coming to?' I'd even understand zero matches to give the players a bit of a break but Shearer's right, only the one match makes no sense.
>>152671329.
behead all simps
>>152671342GB I go to these lengths to avoid upsetting you and you still find a way to upset yourself. You really need to calm down.
Never forget.
>>152671357Will the sons of the man he murdered join in too?
>>152671063>they should comfortably batter Derby
>>152671369But the xG
>trans in the OP post>thread is shitMANY such cases
>>152671329>>152671342>>152671356Guaranteed samefag
>>152671379get a life away from 4chan then a thread being shit won't upset you and you press Ctrl+W instead
>>152671383.
>>152671388So it's a schizo then
>i not like that post so it schizo You are an actual, unironic paedophile. 4chan is your life.
>>152671063She said it was freezing so left early.
so much for being in the christmas spirit lads
>>152671406Keep accusing everyone of being a character you invented.
What phase was Glasner in when he won that FA Cup then?
>>152671415Christmas ended after yesterday morning when anon didn't get the 3rd alternative full kit he asked for and had a big strop and pulled down the Christmas tree over his overstressed parents.
>>152671258There was stories a few months back that INEOS didn't want to sack Amorim because it'd trigger a payout and they want to keep him in the job for a bit longer before they can safely shitcan him. I wonder when that will be and if they have their eye on Glasner. I always thought Liverpool was the right move for him.
>>152671433Waking up on Christmas morning with the family.
cracking day at the MCG
>>152671387Fuck off redditor
Hope Man United win today. A Livertroony melty is what we all want this Christmas time.
>>152671477that battle for top 6 is really heating up
yes it will set him off but Newcastle using Saudi's colours as the second kit doesn't get enough abuse
>>152671483Should be using green/blue but obviously that'll never happen
>>152671477>A Livertroony meltyHe's deeply invested in women's football so you can point out how poorly Liverpool WFC are doing to ensure one of these Last match they got beat 9-1 at home if you can believe it
Are we all enjoying our /sp/orts related christmas presents?
>>152671477I NEED it
>>152671512https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/author/B0FDL363HR/allbooksFucking hell.
>>152671492barry venison, comedy name and comedy look
>>152671525>>152671512Oh wow AI generated quiz books about every club?
>>152671512>Robert Ashcroft>putting your name to that slop
>>152671512A few Christmases back I got an old book about football stadiums (Football Grounds of England and Wales) which is very outdated, Brighton were still listed as being at Goldstone Ground for a Premier League example. It was bloody good for trivia though, Goodison Park was the first English stadium to be a triple-decker and all that. Things we take for granted were amazing back then.
>>152671601Probably not even his real name
>>152671388looks like someone got that Microsoft Office 2018 under the tree this year
>>152671512my ancestors:)
Everton's James Garner and Forest's Elliot Anderson targets for Man Utd
>>152671512You got AI slop for Christmas lmao
>>152671576>>152671690Well even before AI slop, there were and are writers who put all their skills into sheer output no matter how low the quality. If you think that isn't a "skill", ask yourself how a newspaper never fails to find enough news to Phil Space in every daily issue.
>>152671663>That player we sold for £9m? Lodge a £70m bid for him right now! That player who we said should be investigated for being sold for £35m? Lodge a £100m bid for him right now!Jim really is a genius.
/epl/ could be confused for AI slop at times
look I just use ai tools to assist in my posts, it's really not a big deal
>>152671663Anderson followed all the Man City crew on instagram when he found out they were interested in him and has spoken openly of how he modelled his game after De Bruyne who was his favourite player. Very ambitious of Man United to insist on this. They'll only get egg on their face again.
The only player Man United have a chance of getting is Connor Gallagher. They should focus on that instead of pie in the sky dream players.
>>152671802>pie in the skyOne of the best phrases ever
Eating leftover Sauerkraut
>>152671814You're eating Wirtz?
city fans already comparing anderson to kdb
How did Howe fumble the next KDB?
anderson to city is giving kalvin phillips vibes
>>152671833this might be controversial to /epl/, but english people are not very good at football and make for poor managers
>>152671848I like Anderson but he doesn't have the offensive output to be a City starter never mind KDB, I feel the same about their interest in Livramento, it's confusing when it's Hall they should be after
>>152671826He compared himself to KDBhttps://youtu.be/CJR27Upn_hc?t=306
>>152671897City need a DM because Rodri is toast and Nico G is getting spammed out and Anderson can do that job breaking up play and winning duels, any offensive aspects of his game are just a bonus
>>152671833Sky decided their product was more important than individual clubs.
Sunny innit
>>152671943Yeah DON'T blame Howe. He's great! Also STOP mentioning Newcastle United FC in general.
>>152671387sorry I need to defend trannies on 4chan
Mantroony spent yesterday morning downloading pics of kids in Liverpool FC clothes and uploading it on 4chan. Why are paedophiles allowed to spend Christmas online?
>>152671663Dilated really are a grim little club hoovering up midtable and relegation players
>>152671663Meanwhile Amorim has said Mainoo, who he refuses to play, is "the future of Manchester United" Such a strange club
aw having a bad one today lads. Not sure he's fully over Foden making a pass in an England shirt several months ago.
>TRANSCHESTER DILATEDkek
>>152672061that was hilariousnever seen someone so mindbroken before
>arselel needed an og to take crystal palace to penswhat a grim little club
>>152671512Why are you holding that book with your foot? *laughtrack*
>>152672132top of the leaguetop of the champions leaguestill in both domestic cups>OMG SO GRIMcope
>>152672146you cunts would be fine with winning the league with 20 draws if you could get away with it
>>152672061>a pass
>>152671477Inject it in my veins
>Tottenham only took 15 out of a possible 54 points at home in the Premier League in 2025 https://x.com/TheSpursExpress/status/2003265961810624930 [yes it's a fan account!!!]
>>152672197Sky Six team who spends BIG so I'd assume there's been wall-to-wall media coverage of just how dismal they've been? Or even just /epl/ coverage focused purely on this shit little Yiddish team?
holy melty
me mum died in the Hilly la
we're top o the fackin league bludwe're topyou man must be shit blud
wallahi bruv swear down yanited are back bruv wallahi innit
Official: /epl/ CAN NOT talk about Spurs They join Chelsea and Newcastle
dire gimmick
>>152671833the funniest thing about it was he got the greek goalie in return for anderson, stuffed him in the reserves, and brought in ramsdale and now the greek one is looking like a world beater in europe whilst ramsdale is arguably a downgrade from martin dubravka lol
>Scareddie Coward
Steven Gerrard is so overrated.
There's no way United wins. They're fraught with injuries (including Bruno) and have starters away at AFCON. Newcastle should win this game.
>>152672788>manure are shit>chestlogcastle are shitdraw
If Man United win today it's actually looking a bit grim because their next game is Wolves at home
>>152672803I have four parlays with this game as the first leg. For three of them I have Poocastle winning, and for the final one I have the game finishing with at least 3 goals.
>>152672830>parlaysFOY
Incredible they haven't been relegated when you consider this list of the last ten years of player recruitment
>>152672830Just put a single bet on a Woltemade hatty.Thank me later.
really dislike howeneed him out of my club
>>152672830This will not end well
completely ignoring their price tags, just on how they played:the only outright successes in this whole bunch were>ibrahimovic>cavanimid, maybe less but just about a net positive>fellaini (missing in this list)>rojo>herrera>mkhitaryan>matic>ronaldo>evansjury still out>lisandro>mazraoui>lammens>cunha>mbeumoEVERYONE ELSE has been a flop
>>152672956I probably jinxed my bets by posting them here. Will report back after the game.
>Spurs won just four home Premier League games in 2025
why are man united players called flops when they've objectively won more than any arsenal player? go look up the honours for "world class" gabriel and declan rice if you want a laugh
>>152672968>Spurs won just four home Premier League games in 2025 Sunderland have more A shit club for Yid wankers.
>>152672968its pafetic
>>152672976Media in this country is based in London so Arsenal are never under scrutiny
>>152672976Man United gets more clicks than any other club. Making a sharticle about them is the traditional way of (you) baiting.
>>152672996If you're so worried about scrutiny tthat you need to reply to yourself then worry more about >>152672968 Four [FOUR] [4] [ארבע] home wins in a calendar year Zero scrutiny
>>152672968chat is this real
>12 points at home in 365 days
>>152673015Calm down aw I think Spurs get a very easy ride in the press too. Doesn't change your bottlejob club being full of expensive overrated players
IT'S BOXING DAY IBP BUZZ OFF IT'S JUST SOME GOOD NATURED FUZZY MATH IS ALL, LEAVE US BE!
ffs shove the Yid wankers out of the Sky Six and put Sunderland in there Or Villa or Forest or anyone else
Mfw watching AFCON for Salah
>>152672913For who?
>>152673105vincenzo italiano but itll never happenwould be happy with iraola
>>152673105for why
>>152672968No big-ish club in the world would get away with this Your Benficas, your Sevillas, your Bolognas, your Chelseas, your Groningens But Tottenham "(((The Yid Army)))" Hotspur with 12 home points in an entire year are somehow exempt from (((media))) scrutiny I can't work it out!!!
odeshart has dined out on 1 season from years ago where you could say yeah he did ok
>transfield
Spurs are fucking shit.
>>152672869Grim
>>152673137
>>152672976How United players are flops and Arsenal players are flops? Is that better lil bro? Especially Ozil, he was overhyped shit
>>152673151KekAnother banger
rice was 105m and hasnt won them anything or moved the needle at allreally makes u fink
