Yes maddafakkers, we're officially back. International teenage hockey is back. Fuck the /hoc/jeetsgoys.>Day 1 - December 26thSWE-SVK 12:00 CT (19:00 CET) DEN-FIN 14:30 CT (21:30 CET)GER-USA 17:30 CT (00:00 CET)CZE-CAN 19:30 CT (02:30 CET)
good morning everyone :D
im ready to watch some teenage boys
>non-retarded scheduling for the first time bravo
>>152671716dont say it like that
>Buffalo Sabres won't release Konsta Helenius to the WJC >"He's very close to a spot in the NHL." t. Jarmo Kekäläinenhttps://yle.fi/a/7-10090379
Let's go, boys
We are back
>Målvakter1. Herman Liv, Örebro HK30. Love Härenstam, Södertälje SK35. Måns Goos, Färjestad BK>Backar3. Felix Öhrqvist, Linköping HC4. Leo Sahlin Wallenius, Växjö Lakers HC5. Sascha Boumedienne, Boston University7. Viggo Gustafsson, HV 718. Felix Carell, IF Malmö Redhawks9. Victor Johansson, Leksands IF19. William Håkansson, Luleå HF20. Alfons Freij, Timrå IK>Forwards11. Lucas Pettersson, Brynäs IF12. Milton Gästrin, MoDo Hockey14. Linus Eriksson, Timrå IK15. Ivar Stenberg, Frölunda HC16. Anton Frondell, Djurgårdens IF17. Valter Lindberg, Skellefteå AIK18. Victor Eklund Djurgårdens IF21. Viggo Björck, Djurgårdens IF22. Loke Krantz, Linköping HC23. Liam Danielsson, Örebro HK25. Eddie Genborg, Timrå IK26. Jack Berglund, Färjestad BK27. Wilson Björck, Colorado College28. Eric Nilson, Michigan State University29. Casper Juustovaara Karlsson, Luleå HF>mfw kids of people you used to watch are now playing wjc
where's Finland?
I wonder if Brady Martin is related to Martin Brodeur.
>>152671753>>mfw kids of people you used to watch are now playing wjcjust you wait
>>152671754if you say "kahvi" three times, a finn will appear in front of you with his spoon
>>152671753>Sascha BoumedienneThat's never a Swedish name.
>>152671758Is Sam O'Reilly Ryan's son too?
kahvikahvikahvi
>>152671788no he's Baba's boy
>>152671779this is what an algerian fennoswede combination looks like
täälläkö oli sitä kahvia?
bada sauna bastu
yes hellois this the thread about finland????
>>152671818here >>152671792
>>152671754our game starts in 6 bongs and there are some liiga games starting soon
>>152671767you were right lol
påtår vassokuu
>>152671839ei saa peittää
helloLet's have a good one
I dont speak Finnish
>>152671891Iso olut
>>152671891I thought Czech was mutually intelligible with Slovak, which is basically a dialect of Hungarian, which is a cousin of Finnish
So they added two finnish players, but forgot something. Rude.
Thank you for baking the thread, Sweden. I’m excited for this year’s tournament
Very late game for me but I will try not to fall asleep
>>152671891this is a blessing
>>152672155Enjoy your youth hockey Ojvind! It's a cozy time of the year
Fucking hockey :D
>it's another Canada get's Group Babby episode
>>152672330Fucking hockey is back :DDD
russia just took the lead with a little over two minutes left
canada just tied it with a couple seconds left, Pierre McGuire stepping all over the moment
eberle is just so clutch
we are so back
was looking for /iihf/ like a dumbdumb
>>152672428>can you believe it?<i can
>>152672500almost threw my remote at the tv, let the goal breathe man!>ACHTUALLY GORD I CAN BELIEVE IT
>>152671705Hello mu europoor friends
>>152672767hello my ameristani kill-liner
Happy Boxing Day, /hoc/
>>152672386I miss Russians
>>152672798thoughts on your loss to bud?
>the absolute state of group b
>>152672500i miss him
>>152673027you shouldn't he stinks
>>152673041Does he smell like corn dogs?? Are you the sort of weirdo that stands so close to people you can smell them?>gross
hello friends, going to the USA game this afternoon
WHAMMO A DOUBLE DIONI CAN
>>152673055enjoy, amigo
>>152673054I could smell him from a comfortable distance away (and before you ask how I know the smell was emitting from him I triangulated the stench)
>>152673026>the absolute state of international hockey
>>152673026czechs win that i think
i see the juniors are going to binland in a couple years; seems like it would be a fun trip to plan, have wanted to check it out there
>>152673071see you there, boy
>>152673071good I much prefer the euro start times
>>152673081Are you gonna take the ferry there? That sounds like fun>i wish MY country had mass transit; I can't even take the L-train to the airport
I cant watch our russian lover fagboys anymoreI hope sweden beats the shit out of them
>Sweden is better than Slovakia>Sweden SHOULD win this matchJinxbros..... i do not feel so good
USA USA USAJANUARY 5 2026BACK TO BACK TO BACKSOON
>>152673094Riga --> Tallin ( car)Tallin --> Helsinki (ferry)It's really not that eventful since short trip. School trips from Riga to Stockholm was fun since longer, overnight drive and lots of drinking.
>linkin park
didnt know tsn+ showed shl games
>>152673071Why don't you just travel somewhere local? No need to fly half around the world. Waste of money and resources.
who /spengler/ hereUS are sending a college "selects" team, very interesting idea desu
>>152673140Watching this year since Lavins is playing in the US team.
>>152673134perhaps you missed the part where i said i want to travel to finland anyway; i’d likely try going to the baltics at the same time
Gib stream pls.. Capitalism came into my country and I cant watch it for free anymore>>152673100Faggot
hate swedens new unislooks like bright piss
>>152673170onhockey(DOT)tv
>>152673188I had a virus from there like a year ago
>>152673169Right, and I was saying don't travel. Ever. At all.
>>152673191How do you manage to solve the 4chan captcha?
>>152673191livetv(DOT)sx
>>152673200shan't be taking vacation advice from a stringy blue haired 'cord dweller such as yourself
>>152673126DAMNITI knew having mass transit was easier and more fun; fucking Reagan
>>152673140i love the spengler
>>152673222czeched and based
>>152673222yeah it's really fun to watch and sounds like a blast to be at, def on the hockey bucket list at some point
>>152673208don't you need to study for your latvian exam?
WJC is 50 years old once the puck drops. Happy birthday!
what's with the swedish goalie's pants?
KAM ON SLOKACKIA
>time to get comfy
>>152673236Nice to see you again! :)
how many minnysoda folk will be larping as swedes today?
>my team has 0 prospects on these teamsSHITAND RUN BY RETARDS
>these niggas are born in 08I remember playing cod 4 and runescape back then
>>152673253meif i didn't have a kid i'd be there already
There is a canadian guy working in my cityHe is teaching frenchHe told me that they really need to win gold this year, or people in canada will riot, and this is almost as important for them as the olympics
>Juustovaaralmao
>>152673244looks like he’s using a skate lace as a belt
>4 minutes in>still 0-0 it's never been more over for Swedish hockey.
>>152673272ice hockey is very important to Canadians
>>152673283no shots on goal
bro's name is chlamydia lmao
>no one in the arenawhere are all the we wuzzers from minnesota? I thought they 1. we wuz swedes2. loved hockey
The name of our main goalie is Roberto Leonardo Henriquez
tourney should be reduced to 8 teams ngl, germany and latvia don't belong here
Jesus christ Sweden, the fuck was that. You are playing with the worst team on this tournament.
>>152673320I have to admit, that doesn't sound particularly slovakian
>>152673320you're truly a eu country now
>>152673339it's roberto, not mohammed
>>152673317>we wuz swedesmore german than anythingnobody gives a shit bout these teams lol
>>152673320Its real, holy shit
>>152673346it starts with spics, wogs and wops
PING
there would be 10,000 people at this game if it was in a real country
>>152673377India?
>>152673317haven’t you seen? minnesota’s swedish have been replaced by somalians; oh wait, that sounds like it could be fairly relatable for you
PONG
Absolute STATE of Hockey
>>152673383No he is clearly talking about Kurdistan
turdistan
slovakia not even gonna get a shot here baka
slovaks dominating
I would have thought more fans, given the Swedish demographic of Minnesota.
this might be one of the better attended neutral NA group stage games i've seen, looks like 5k+ people
canada must be easyland tier if they managed to lose to this swedish team that is losing to SLOVENSKIA of all teams
Why are the Swedes so aggressive?
>>152673371>>152673392do you think the chinese will have a proper hockey team in the next 15 years?
>>152673439should be full for them on sunday
>scoreless junior draw
these guys fucking suck
Sweden sucksSlovakia sucksHockey sucksWhy am i even watching this shit?
this semen slurping game and tournament is not for me.congratulations slovenia
I hope both Sweden and America get promoted to the next division and play between themselves and have their own gay little thread.
>>152673055Based! You better have a cool sign :)
they even upset the sv ho
sweden is the will byers of hockeydiscuss
>>152673127the holy band of the 2000s
>>152673270bring the kid with you! you'll have fun
>>152673538what should it say?
WE SUCK
>>152673294mirin' the one on the rights arms
SLOVENSKOOOOSLOVENSKOOOOHEJA HEJA HEJA SLOVENSKO
>>152673359first dominican I've encountered who likes hockey
are we sure this guy is swedish
>>152673565Something about being excited for the /WJC/
>>152673455they've given up on hockey after the olympics. the nhl doesn't hold exhibition games there anymore
What do the players of the game get this year? Back to the Watch or is it gonna be another indigenous canoe paddle or some bullshit
>>152673608>EXCITED TO WATCH BOYS
>>152673661A scale model replica of the state fossil.
>>152673686You better have that sign :)
>intermission>let's talk about [team not playing]
REF WE SUCK
>>152673701forgot pic
>>152673701i was curiousturns out minnesota doesn't have one lolhttps://www.nps.gov/subjects/fossils/official-state-fossils.htm
>>152673565>IDIOT
>>152673712that's pretty cool
Team Canada is using the same goal horn sound that the Blue Jays use when they hit a home run.
>>152673547I love hags so much it's unreal
>>152673712>>152673714oh the fed website is just out of datetypical
>>152673719It's a somalian cat
>>152673712BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER
>>152673722so they're doomed
This is the last hoorah for swedish hockey
russia would bootyblast both these shit teams
dirty play by the swede
>>152673752
>>152673777> пpoвepeнo
>>152673777Too bad they can't
WE SUCK, HOCKEY’S DEAD AND I HOPE IT BURN IN HELL
New Slovak Golden Generation
>>152673830
>>152673752>BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER
>>152673830they're busy prepping for putin's draft
Is someone gonna make a spengler cup thread?
>>152673891Nigga wtf is a spengler cup?
GOAL!!!
PEEEEEEEEEEEDEN
>>152673891this is it
>>152673891>How new is your newfish?
Finally a good post
So this is the fat loser general huh
>>152673893Spengler was Harold Ramis' character's last name in Ghostbusters
>>152673893see>>152673907
>>152673891No need. This is where true hockey enjoyers are and theres no need to split them up.
>>152673920agreed. /WJC/ is far superior to /hoc/
>>152673921
>>152673913website*
>>152673919Thoughts on your loss to bud?
>hit a post and miss>draw a penalty>get scored on>crumble and get blownout Ah yes, the usual
Svedsko svedsko svedsko!
God awful peepee
SVEDSKOOOOSVEDSKOOOOHEJA HEJA HEJA SVEDSKO
MÅÅÅÅÅL
SVERIGE
scar :(
fucking sexy af
Slovak coach is a gipsy?
>>152673976Actual Romani or just a bum?
Eklund and Frondell are good.
AND SWEDEN IS BACK
>>152673994>>152673976>German name>Hungarian admixtureThe fruits of Austro-Hungarian empire
>>152673907>>152673929can you please fuck off from 4chan for a year, if not two? I swear nobody will miss your awful gifs that provide zero discussion to the thread.
>refpuckSad state of affairs
Statistically, every 10th shot is a goal
>>152674033looks like a less caveman version of lucic
>>152674034>stop using moving images on my imageboard
>>152674020They're the Bedard and Celebrini of Team Swedden
>slovenskia
Sweeden is cooking
>most dangerous junior lead
>>152674055>Defending trbBleak
keep your imaginary friends out of /wjc/, pls
>>152674077Raped retard
crease violation, college dummies
>>152674106should be a goal but euro reffing is just lol
total boomer control
>>152674119they might say that he was pushed in, thoever
>>152674099Stephen, go back. Go fucking back to /hoc/ and don't come here. This thread is not for you. You ruined /hoc/ and now you are here to ruin /wjc/ Fuck you. Just fuck you.
>>152674120>it was 3-0
finna hit the bed this cold is kicking my fucking assgood night wjc
>>152674120WE'RE BACK
>>152674086Fuck you. You fucking mentally ill piece of shit human being. Do the world a favor and fucking kill yourself. You are a worthless piece of shit. Fuck you.
>>152674139feel better, lubomir
>>152674142FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCK YOUSTEPHEN
>>152674162FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Everything okay?
amazing thread quality
GAME ON /hoc/fags OUT
>>152674181just a bit of gas, m8, don't go calling the coroner yet
>>152674186/hoc/ is leaking
jiimmy reimer
>>152674193FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
>>152674175You seem upset :^)
it's over.
uh oh cocky...
SLOVENSKOOOOOOOOO
>>152674206Why don't you direct this hostility toward trb?
slovaks need a goaltwo, even
>>152674208yeah man, the no life losers in /hoc/ aren't satisfied with killing that thread, now they want to kill this one too.
Most dangerous lead is undefeated
>the city of Svvedden
cingilingi bom bom bom
SCAAAAAAAAAR>sveeeeden
Ngl that goal song slappd
Slovakbro goes to sleep. Now Slovakbros are back. I guess he can watch the highlights tomorrow.
>>152674217it's the same stringy blue haired ghoul from the 'cord as usual with his stinky partner in crime, they'll be copy pasting their fake arguments for hours
>>152674214because you are the fucking problem you retarded faggot, not him. This thread was fine until you came here and started sperging out at your invisible boogeyman again. You are a literal retarded autistic faggot that needs to kill himself for the betterment of mankind.
Kom igen Svedsko!
>>152674232he sounded very ill. i doubt he survives the night, unfortunately.
>>152674239Thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152674249kill yourself
>>152674239gonna have to disagree, trb is arguably worse
https://youtu.be/Dz6SFypf7DM
>>152674256You don't even know what or who the FUCK you are seething at anymore. You see green text, you sperg out. You see a gif, you sperg out. You see a fucking team logo, you sperg out.You are the fucking problem. Period.
>>152674274whoa there bud take a chill pill, you're the one sperging here. i'm just some guy, not stephen
>>152674299then keep your cunt mouth shut ya.
>>152674310make me
oh well. I tried to warn the euros.
I like our chances
>>152674372why the fuck is westergård on the 4th line
>>152674394really dunno
Anyone else in here watching the Marlies game?
>>152674461This is a thread for the wjc
When was the last time a team that wasnt the usa or canada won this shit? Why is this thread have so much Europeans when they aren’t winning
>>152674475I know that, Mom; You are free to watch other things, I'm watching the Spengler, too
>killing our coachdirty sw*des
>most dangerous draw at Coca Cola Coliseum
>>152674482not everyone is a glory hunter
>>152674511liar
Nothing like the raped faggot to ruin threads on hockey
>>152674482International hockey is fun, a hundred times better than your soulless corporate nhl garbage
>>152674520Relax lad just enjoy some puck
>slovenes
the manlet scored
very nice
>>152674529HEY!! I like my soulless corporate garbage>If I have to select one, ice hockey is my gamefuck /cric/, /handegg/, /kickball/, /borebball/, and /ape'oop/ in particular, and then anyone else I missed that isn't ice hockey
CHALLENGE
well done, Swedenwell done.however
Why is there an African on the Slovak team?
>the city of /collage/ selects
It’s over
>>152674582Because they love bbc and getting blacked
>tHaT's A hOcKeY pLaYOK WE GET IT YOU SAID IT LIKE 7 TIMES
>>152673359ayyy papi klok
slovaks are still very much in it
UH OH SWEDEN!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
We got a game! :)
>scorefull draw in Saint Paul
det är över
>It was 2-0
>fiaskot
>>152674529The playoffs are fun but the regular season is unwatchable now
kek we're actually going full finland and will lose to slovakia
uh oh, Team Canada >oh shit, uh oh Slovakia!!!
SVEA RIKE!
Bratiabros...
I can’t even find Slovakia on a map so this is embarrassing for sweden
Drop the fucking puck
>>152674884You lost to denmark in the iihf mufugga
>>152674884it's right next to czechia, you guys should know where that is
Slovakia might want to score
Aina ku mä lämään
wtf is this camera location
Which of the swedish players are likely to become good NHL:ers?
>the city of Denmark
what was the streaming sites name? dont have a tv
>>152674970Onhockey
>>152674970on hockey dot tv
>>152674884
>tanska
both games are now over
most dangerous lead
>wjc sponsored by fitness 24/7kek
>Dánsko
>>152674983thanks big bro
>losing to Finskoit's over for Dansko
Why is it filmed from the helicopter?
DANSKO
scaaaaaar!
TOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR
Its over
>>152674993one of the games restarted
uh oh, Finbros >
cant find Minnesota on the map
>>152675100It's Finnesota
>>152675100don't listen to the China Swede, it's Swedesota
REEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
hooker :D
>>152675100it's norwegesota
>>152675100
>>152675180What happens there?
>>152675188>195 peoplefucking nothin, maybe some cabins and logging
>>152675205don't forget about the local dive bars
>>152675226sovlhttps://www.google.com/maps/place/Our+Place+Inc/@47.414048,-91.2462193,18z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x52a8aa3a2902f905:0x7cb6f6a97b455fd7!8m2!3d47.4143689!4d-91.2464888!16s%2Fg%2F1vxz97sp?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
>>152675253oh fug they got twohttps://www.google.com/maps/place/Four+Seasons+Restaurant+%26+Bar/@47.4031028,-91.2515389,15z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x52a8aa3acd0a2927:0x17c6bbb8dac87384!8m2!3d47.4031028!4d-91.2454147!16s%2Fg%2F1hc5xc90f?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
is finnish hockey dying?
>>152675297finland is a basketball/football country now
>>152675253>>152675270Nice, very congenial
Is Laine playing or
>>152675313That's true
two more holidays just watching hockey and eating :)
finns can't even count
>>152675367They actually play with 6 + 1 in the Finnish league so its understandable they mess up early in IIHF tournaments. Just need some time to adapt.
If we were part of Finland we wpuld be unstoppable
>>152675402too late for that now
>>152675297They're an innebandy country now
pounder?hardly know her
>>152675297I pray not. Barkov winning should have sparked interest in the sport
Wheres pulju
>most russian name of all time>"he's a finn just like me! "
>>152675484Geneva
>>152675484i was hoping he'd be in the spengler this year
>>152675297yes, attempts have been made to change the course, but we'll see how that goes
I CAN BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KYULKIN ICED THE ICE. LOOK AT THE RUSSIAN BODY LANGUAGE NOW. THEY ARE CRUSHED!
>check results>game 1 almost a fiasko alreadyalright
>>152675782they tried to rig it for slovak
danish goaltending
this match sucks
>>152675961>>
arena is empty
>>152676000only fills up when the Gophers play
only canadians go to all matches
ayo
Pretty pathetic how empty the stands are. I wonder how much tickets cost for this game.
>>152676209It's two teams no one cares about
>>152676218How about going to enjoy the sport itself
> No Canadians showed up for the tourney cause of tariffs
>>152676247You can just enjoy it at home where beers and food are cheaper and better
