Kwab united

alright where is wissa really from

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Who /plurb/ here?

If Howe doesn’t get us a /mug/ he should be sacked

>>152675646
I understand he's one of them Tasmanian Devils

gookartoons

BIG
ZIRK

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I need /mug/ today

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>>152675648

no one will ever love me just because im trans

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I cant believe the Grinch stole /mug/, bros

Geordie press are reporting that Newcastle are selling Joelinton to the Saudis for £75m in Jan

poocastle are shameful

>>152675648
really hated that show, absolute slop
just hate watched it after about episode 4, which admittedly was quite fun in and of itself like a /mug/

is woltemade a fraud? looking like the white sesko so far

>>152675674
>just

>>152675674
excellent

>>152675646
Very far south tyneside

What sort of line up should Liverpool field tomorrow? For me, it's:

-------------------------Allison
Bradley----Konaté-----VVD-----Robertson
----------Jones-------Gravenberch
Chiesa-----------Szoboszlai-------Wirtz
----------------------Ekiteke

>>152675678
Bit cheap

>AFCON on, yet majority of black players are present

Please explain your racist position /sp/

score already, it's rigged for show and stagnation

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This is shit

>>152675666
This webm is incredibly cringe and gay. Literally gayer than fucking a femboy

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Found this wrapped under my Xmas tree. Wtf???

I thought Newcastle was supposed to be good with that oil money?

>>152675647
Fucking hell I've been seeing this since it's first appearance and I've completely given up lmao

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why is dalot playing as #9

>>152675689
Szobo is suspended

>Dalot
KWAB

Lads who's worse. Anthony Taylor or Michael Oliver?

>dalot

>>152675700
is this a girl?
wtf is this type of thing even called?

kwab

>>152675647
>T-they’re running out of space on the sign
It’ll happen this year, right?

dalot > sesko

poocastle are a bit shite aren't they

>>152675711
Is that you Zeidy

>aHalling

>>152675647
sign tapper bros we cant stop winning

should england play that hall gordon linkup on the left

Shaw is so shit man, what a grim pass

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>>152675710
You're right. Just remembered Konaté is too. Fuck.

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cant

Shit game

what sport should i get into instead of this slop

>>152675646
Horse (cat born in a stable)

Shit game

>>152675740
doesn't meet the diversity quota, you'll get o'reilly or spence and rashford and you'll like it

Shit clubs, same with liverpool

Bet you Tonali bet on this game again.

Comfy game

Anthony Gordon is dog shit

Every Newcastle player seems to want to do everything at a full sprint, I've not seen anyone slow the ball down

>>152675758
Competitive femboy buttfucking

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sort it out newcastle

wheres isak

>Willock
Thought that was Isak for a second

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onana moment

>>152675740
Better than the Tripper-Foden disaster last time

>>152675715
Oliver's bad decisions are influenced by the emerati payroll. Taylor's incompetence is pure

>>152675783
AFCON

>only Arsenal is allowed to foul the gk during corners and get away with it
Explain this.

Man Utd 1-0 Newcastle
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"6,000,000 just seems like it's far too many is all I said"

first time i've seen poocastle get refballd

>>152675797
kek

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Is this fake Isak?

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>78 minutes in
>STILL not a single shot on target

So this is how "Boxing Day" ends, not with /mug/, but with applause.

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>>152675747
Good to see youre still alive based ukrainebro. I was worried for a bit

what was the whistle even for

>>152675797
Wasnt enough if anything

Dorgu kind of the MOTM tbqhwyf

>>152675796
Arsenal get special treatment
They didn't even have to get promoted to be in the top league

/mug/ bros would you rather have Onana or Lemmens as goalie?

>>152675804
Is this Jamie Foxx?

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>goes 1-0 up
>parks the bus
we are so back, moubros

80th minute, first shot on target

>>152675817
degay

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I got a gf for Christmas!

>Linton
Will never get into England's midfield with shots like that

we get a month of /trans/ soon

Sir Alastair Cook says the bowler-friendly MCG pitch on day one of the Boxing Day Ashes Test made for an "unfair contest", while Michael Vaughan called it a "shocker".

England rolled Australia for 152 in 42.5 overs after winning the toss only to be torpedoed for 110 inside 30 overs in reply as 20 wickets fell on a single day of an Ashes Test for the first time since 1950.

Speaking to TNT Sports, former England captain Cook said of the surface, which had 10mm of grass left on it: "This is not a great Test wicket.

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>>152675826

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>>152675707
Xochitl poster, what do you think of other Latinx stars like:
>Isabela Merced/Moner
>Jenna Ortega
>Dafne Keen
?

>>152675796
The more obsessed you get with them the more they get away with
Romero is fucking awful btw

I feel like Woltemade could have stayed on desu

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>>152675758
Hurling, of course.

Lammens only two clean sheets so far have come against teams from the North East

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>>152675780
>Based soogsbro
Good to see you here mate

>>152675842
ortega mogs her

>>152675842
Jenna Ortega because she supports Celtic

>>152675834
what in the actual serial killer bullshit is that

>>152675833
Would stick my nose in her asshole

>>152675842
moner was a 10, merced is a fat manhating dyke
ortega is only attractive when she's considering fucking her dad
dafne keen is an ugly slag

what the fuck is newcastles problem they are facing a patchwork B team united.
Spurs and newcastle will beat city for no reason then just lose to teams just out of relegation

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>>152675809
glad to see ya too usbro

find that of whore you mongs spam revolting

>>152675834
Is that Slenderman

>>152675868
wb bro

>>152675850
1,5,6,4,the rest, 8, kill myself, 2

Mad how both teams sold their homegrown, tall, white box to box midfielder and both desperately need them back now
Longstaff and McTominay must be laughing at this

>>152675776
I'd win this

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why did rimjob take off casemiro?

Man Utd 1-0 Newcastle
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"Check these dubs"

When the day of the rope arrives, soog posters will be the first to go

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>>152675866

>>152675647
I actually got one this year
Never give up brehs

All those crosses and Howe took their striker off
what a meme manager

Gordon is so terrible man

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>>152675850
alri my lad

>>152675856
shit taste

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>Dorgu scored before Wirtz

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>>152675833

Let’s leave the gary Neville gimmick in 2025 hey lad

>>152675896
post her weight

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>>152675865
>dafne keen is an ugly slag
Insane take

>poocastle

TWO
SHITE
TEAMS

>Poordan

>Gordon
What the fuck is this guys problem

>>152675910
sorry m8 its taken off
i cant control it anymore

>>152675758
AFCON

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>>152675909

terrible game terrible teams, multiculturalmas is ruined

this 6 pointer for the coveted conference spot has been absolute shite

grim united vs poocastle

The quality of the epl is very poor this season

FUCKING EQUALIZE ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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Fucking state of this shit.

>>152675892
Man Utd 1-1 Newcastle
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

''Should failing dubs be a bannable offence?''

>>152675916
I have her nudes. Destroyed my Willie a few times to them

malacia still exists?

Man Utd 1-0 Newcastle
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"Greggs isn't what it used to be. Martins are clearly Britains best bakery right now."

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>>152675833

Man Utd 1-0 Newcastle
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"I think I shat myself"

get off the pitch dorgu

>>152675929
Which one of you virgins is this?

>>152675929
who was that? kylie jenner?

>>152675933
Tonight will be worth it when Man United and a returning Ole win the conference league next year

AMORIM GIVING NEWCASTLE A CHANCE

willock the pillock haha

>>152675937
unironically the worst ive seen it since like 2010

I mean...would Retardo Fernandez have made the 2nd Half Man Utd possession any better?

Amorim bringing in all the zoomers

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>>152675833

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>licha off too
what the fuck is wrong with amorim?

>>152675955
CAT

>>152675929
He had to get it on

imagine when all those whores have children and the kids at school find all the webms of their whore mothers

Worrying for Newcastle that this is their endgame attack
It's not like they're carrying shite from before the takeover, big money has been spent and they can't hit the target

>>152675929
>cameraman doing a cheeky 360

>>152675977
Guy doesnt believe in wins without switching difficulty to Legendary midmatch
I respect it

>>152675984
by then the mandatory ai brain chips will automatically filter them

>>152675984
theyre already all gooning to their step brothers etc i doubt it will change much

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>subbing on persona non grata Malacia

Amorim is trying to lose the game

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>7 minutes of free football

>+7

thank fuck

>>152675989
>It's not like they're carrying shite from before the takeover
68th minute substitution?

>+7
HOLY KEKAROOOOOO

>>152676003
>when you try to throw the match in rocket league but the opposition is so shit you win anyway

Ok lol Newcastle are griefing

>>152675984
"At least my mom made decent money off onlyfans" will be a legit comeback by then.

miley hit that one like a wrecking ball

I
CAN'T
SCORE

It could be +30 and Newcastle still wouldn't score

>>152675984
Can’t do that in the UK due to the Online Safety Act

/mug/ incoming

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Imagine watching a game for 90 minutes only to see 4 shots on target.

Couldn't be me.

>>152676012
what a pitslut

>>152675850
>>152675906
Midget dolls with bad energy about them these lot

>aiming for row Z

so i guess man utd are back then

>>152675984
None of them are having kids bro

>Joe Linton

>>152675929
he saw an opportunity and he took it

>>152675906
who is their target audience?

should be a red for that

>>152676041
kek

>>152676012
i would disappoint her so hard

Is Man U #11 a bum

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Lads, I dont think we'll be having mug

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Miss me yet?

>>152676041
Until they lose to Wolves on Tuesday

>>152676056
/ourboy/ big zirk just needs more time

>>152676049
desperate lonely manlets

please stop posting wide hips and big asses. i haven't fapped in 2+ weeks.

>>152676049
Gooners.

Lammens is a madman

Eddie Howe's goal of getting as many #8s on the field as possible seems to really cause issues with Newcastle's spacing and ability to create anything.

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>>152676073

British moids deserve their loneliness

>>152676041
Newcastle are a paper tiger. They're second to worse in getting points away from home. If someone said 'Man Utd beat Fulham at home and they were all over the place in the second half but Fulham could not convert' no one would bat an eye...Fulham are tied with Newcastle on points

Sack Howe tonight

>>152676073
nofap is a meme bro just unleash the tide, your only cucking yourself

>>152676074
really? because this >>152676058 is for gooners. who goons to these cringey tiktoks

really hate americans

>take off 6'7 Woltemade
>bring on 5'4 Wissa
>cross high balls 100 times

I FUCKING HATE NEWCASTLE YOU USELESS SHITHEADS

>>152676100
>nofap is a meme bro
it's literally a psyop to give zoomers prostate cancer

>>152676103
Let the hate flow though you

>>152676102
those are the front, like a fish shop with a drug den inside
they all post those to advertise their nudes

>>152676100
>>152676112
should be noporn

Probably time to be moving on from Eddie isn't it

Gordon’s decision making tonight has been abysmal
England will win nothing, and will probably struggle to make the last 16, if he’s an automatic starter at the World Cup

Yanited is back! Kill all livershits!

zirkzee is so fucking shit, bros, it's not even funny

England revoked the wanking licence from the public, notice how the quality of posts here are now terrible

Sandcastle BATTERED
Geordie Bastard HUMILIATED
See you in /epl/ you fat cunt!

>>152676125
Possibly, but for who

>>152676106
What the fuck is he that short. How did him Mbeumo score so much for Brentford last year?

>>152676074
>wanking to fully clothed girls
lmao what, are you 13?

should be an extra 2 minutes for that cunha shit during extra time
if its not you know its rigged

>Big Zirk on the way out
So back to BALONEY then?

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Grimola

7 minutes and they still can't score
Kekaroo

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>shouldeh been a fooockhghghing handbooooll

>>152676128
most american post ive ever seen on spee

Regret watching this shit

>>152676127
>if he’s an automatic starter
Won't even get called up mate he's fucking dog shit and everyone knows it

kys abutroons

suck the blood out of a haemhorroid abu cunts

big zirk was the key to it all imho gg

>>152676144
I love black women

and asian women and white women and latina women

what a slurper
cya tomorrow chads

two shite teams. thanks for posting girls.

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>>152676014
>he thought Newcastle could score

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>next game is Wolves at home
No more /mug/ until next year.

>>152676088
thanks. i'll be able to prolong my nofap stream for 2 more weeks now.

>>152676154
same and regret coming to /sp/
fuck manure fuck poocastle and fuck yanks posting here like theyre welcome

>>152676155
>>152676127
Reminder that Newcastle demanded a 100 Million transfer fee just two years ago lol

NOW THERE WONT BE MUG IN TRANNYLAND THIS CHRISTMAS TIME

Useless fucking beheading cunts

Sunderland mogging Newcastle

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>>152676164
Based brother of another mother.

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glad to see ya all once again

>>152676177
>Wolves
>Leeds
>Burnley
That guy may actually get his hair cut

>>152676200
need Asian gf

>>152676211
Happy to see ya too, late merry christmas bro

>>152676164
saar you forgot someone woman saar

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>>152676211

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>W 24-25
Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa
>D 24-25
Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth
>L 24-25
Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea


>W 25-6
Burnley, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, Brighton, Crystal Palace, Wolves, Newcastle
>D 25-26
Fulham, Grimsby, Nottm Forest, Tottenham, West Ham, Bournemouth
>L 25-26
Arsenal, Man City, Brentford, Everton, Aston Villa

FIFTH PLACE IN THE EPL YOU'LL NEVER SAY THAT YOULL NEVER SAY THAT YOU'LL NEVER SAY THAT FIFTH PLACE IN THE EPL YOU'LL NEVER SAY THAT

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the infighting in the club is affecting performance

>>152676253
jfc does she have leukemia or something?

>>152676233
>L 25-26
>Arsenal
Excuse me sorry that was a W (moral victory)

>>152675647
i just pretend Daisy is my gf so it works out fine

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>>152676289
this was her love interest in that femcel movie she did so it's possible, bro

>>152676181
seethe batty boy

>>152676253
>tfw no hypothyroid whore gf