RAH
DARIUS TAYLOR SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHHHH
nice catch
TOUCHDOWN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHIES!
YAY GOPHIES TOUCHDOWN
Kino throw
>>152676580SEXO SEXO AWOOOOOGAAA PENIS PREGNANT CUM CUM AAHHHHHHHHH
Sand baggin' gophies kek
>4 minutes of broadcast>3 minutes of ads>5 minutes of broadcast>4 minutes of adsdidn't really miss this
>northern illionisYeah, when I think of western mountains I think of illinois
>>152676650To be fair, Musberger shouldn't have said that on air
How far have our criteria and benchmarks fallen. This nation isn't treading water; it's drowning.
NEXT year is our year
>>152676707what a fucking incel chud
>>152676707That just means he is more careful.
>>152676580>>152676650>>152676706>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152676751>betting line gambling advice SECOND DOWN AND NINE
New Mexico coach looks like he would play Tony Soprano in a movie about the show
>>152676758How's his breathing mechanics and ability to play with his food without eating it?
>>152676707>UM>Whittingham Jews and Mormons linked up??!
shittiest fucking games today my god what were they thinking
>>152676707His wife is just pry crazy jealous like mine
What does the winning coach get dumped on him for winning the Rate bowl?
>>152676883games have been fun so far stop whining
>>152676923a bucket of low mortgage rates
>>152676883I was just about to complain about this. The people who organize this shit are so fucking retarded it’s unreal. You should be dropping a good bowl or playoff game every night. All the good games should be night games and they should come every night between now and new years.
>>152676923Bucket of clipped coins with an IOU plus interest
>coach rape ape
why not take the 5-yard penalty instead of saving your fuckin' timeouts 2 minutes into the 2nd half?
Goldy cheerleaders. MMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMM!
>>152677008
>transfered from Montana State, Who are winning the FCS this season, to fucking New Mexicokwab
>he watches non playoff bowl games
At this rate, the game is still going to be going on at midnight I got shit to do, Goldie, hurry up
>>152677082>he listens to green day
is that player named Beers?
I bet $5 on new mexico at halftime, what am I in for
roethlisberger-esque sack
>>152677110commercials
Lindsey is not him
>>152677119
>>152677110Pj fleck winning a go ahead 10-9 field goal
Fleck’s Tresselball is brutal.
>>152677127He's a Freshmen (RS), at least he's not like the mutthomes wannabe faggot down in Lincoln.
>>152677127Goofs need a new OC badly
goof just need to run the damn ball
Why is new Mexico wearing dolphins jerseys
>>152677196they got a good rate on em
late hit on that lineman for falling on his own QB after the play was already over
>>152677196It's dey culcha
>>152677196hey how are ya how ya doin
When does Notre Dame play next?
iowa state and kansas state got fined for not wanting to play bowl games?
>nerds vs mormons pop tartb owl tomorrow
>>152677274Popeye's HBCU Kickoff Classic
ByobBring your own blockerKek
>>152677314why so many downvotes?
>>152677314>Chokie>so ashamed of his bottom tier program he won't recognize the DukesLmao
>>152677296Did notre lame?
>is this the playoffs babe
Anyone else feel like college football team act like they don’t have agency enough? For example if I was auburn this year I would have just cancelled the game and told everyone to go home after the refs cheated them against Georgia. Or if I was BYU I would vow to never play against notre dame because they are such faggots. You never see teams just saying “fuck you” and being alpha like that
>>152677336who would fine them? they arent in a conference lol. the big 12 itself fined iowa state and kansas state
This Bowl game is pretty good ngl
>>152677358the pope
>last place in the /cfb/ bowl mania groupfeels bad man
>'Cause it feels so mystical, magical, oh, baby'Cause once you know, once you knowMy love is so mystical, magical, oh, baby'Cause once you know, once you know
>>152677373lol
>>152677367pretty comfy so far tbqh
>>152677388bruh im getting fucking dismantled i just got lucky with some of my confidence points
>>152677398Why are all Midwestoids perverted sex freaks?
I'm gonna lose $5 aren't I? Wtf is new mexico doing
>>152677422Getting GOOF’D
>>152677418
>>152677420Ohio is NOT in the Midwest.
You know I like my chicken fried
ITS GOPHIN THYME
RAH!
nice drive and td by the gophers
>>152677418I thought shieetz was trolling and a reverse pick lmao
>>152677459Does ohio or Missouri wish they were a southern state more?
lmfao cmon gophers
So fucking predictable
>pj kek
D R A G O N
LOBO LAND DRAGON
Minny SODA KEK
>>152677502we like to have a lil fun roun here mhm
typical goldie choke
lmaoooooo
I could GOPHER a Lobos dragon rnKwab gophers tie game
Nice 2pt
I could kick every jew mexico fan's ass itt right now.
Didn't this used to be the Guaranteed Rate Bowl? Why is it just the Rate Bowl now?
>minnesomalia goofers
gofert bros...
>>152677585inflation
>>152677585Rape no longer guaranteed in Trump’s America
>>152677585The variable rate bowl wasn't very catchy
>>152677585Blumpfenomics
Ai has already predicted whittinghams careeer at meatschogan
>hurting yourself celebrating a 4th down
>celebrate>get hurtkwab hope it's permanent and life-threatening.
Did that player just get hurt jumping around?
I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
>>152677675wouldnt be the first time
(((stein)))
Eck the god, fuckin hell. all this at UNM
>MIN NEH SOOHHHH TAH. MIN NEH SOOOOOHHHHH TAH
FIRE PJ FLECK! we have the pieces, we are a 10 win program. Fleck will be a perennial 7 win regular season team
>>152677750>I WAS IN THE BA-HAH
Why the fake?
>>152677764Sneaky Mexican can't help it.
theres the fake. good stop
>>152677764Bowl game memeing
The first of many wins against Minnesota for future Wisconsin head coach Jason Eck.
SKI U MAHHH
Any gophtards care to explain why your politicians are defending the somali scam ring? Is your whole state government about to be arrested by us marshals?
>>152677600based
This was my first college football game. I'm never watching another.
>>152677810probably because they're implicated in the corruption
>>152677795>winter semester starting soon>no more campus cuties in tube tops
>>152677810Dems here are especially gullible (Scandinavian influence) and will do anything to own Drumf. Suicidal empathy + irrational arrogance.
Looks like this is the end of my Utes
L O N D O NONDON
>injured by the cellyIt's so fucking lobover
>>152677846I seen some Minnesotan karen politician crying actually crying for the somali scammers because the federal government said mean things about. Ive never seen anything like it
PJ plays the most boring conservative ball
>>152677810got any other stories fed to you by chud media i heard an albanian robbed a convenience store
>>152677880Yeah it’s a special breed of retard.
I always cringe at how every player wants to jump up and bump hips. If I was a coach I would expressly forbid my team from doing that retarded celebration. Actually I would forbid all celebrating. Stop being silly niggers and play like men.
Wow, another snooze fest, I'm so surprised
Nice throw retard
>>152677910>these are the same people who insist the handmade’s tale is happening irl
Ive somehow ended up with 200 dollars on new Mexico, this is the first cfb game I've ever watched. The quality of this is absolutely appalling. Nobody can pass the ball
why isn't new mexico winning? Preferably in haiku format
>>152677964defense wins championships and also "rate bowls"
>>152677964You should cash out if you can. They can not move the ball
is goffiechad suicidal yet
this playcalling is frustrating to watch
>>152677964hey ireland i got some smithwicks for christmas
>>152677981It's in polymarket and I'm in bed. Just gonna let it ride.
>>152677979God damn this used to be the buffalo wild wings bowl and the cheez-it bowl? Those are products that appeal to me as a fat retard
OT KINO INCOMING
>>152677984This offense has been abysmal all season no reason to get upset now
>>152678004BasedHope you got good odds
>>152678024what is the point in that shirt
>>152678027Nah not really, doubled down at like 35%. Just follow some dudes on there
>>152677964>the quality of this is absolutely appallingLol I think soccer fags fundamentally don’t understand why we watch football. I think you are looking for beauty in a war zone
you think mike monaco prefers taking kirk morrison doggy style or missionary?
>>152677984about what? same shit all season with a redshirt freshman QB.
>>152678003Good stuff lad
>>152678013Bdubs is an embarrassing product but its reliably embarrassing so people keep going. No I don't know what the boneless wings taste like, I would just get tenders
>>152678053you’d still want to win the rate bowl though
thats was uncatchable lol
>>152678038keep shoulders warm
reffies clearly have UNM's coaches cock in their butts. all fuckin game.
boneless wings have more meat and you don’t have to chew meat off the bonei always get boneless
I like this qb, he doesn't care about his future qol
>>152678048I watch nfl, this just looks so so much worse to me. The offenses are just not able to make plays at all.
>>152678048The war zone is the part of albuquerque where everyone's too drugged out even by albuquerque standards, it's like a mile or two down the road from campus
Why aren't they allowed to call it a two-minute warning anymore?
>>152678063>YouI don't play this game, so I don't care in the end.
I’d rather be holding a New Mexico ticket than a Minnesota ticket right now
>>152678063I want PJ gone
>>152678089I got boneless over here a few months ago, felt a bit sick after eating, even though they were nice
investigate the refs
uhhh tendiebros???
Bunch of soft R O D E N T S in this thread
>>152678089boneless """"wings"""" aren't even wing meat, though you can argue that getting what are basically adult nuggies is superior to getting wing meat anyway
WHERE IS THAT GOLDEN GOPHER FUCK I CANT BELIEVE I FUCKING PICKED YOUR SHITTY ASS TEAM AGAIN GODDAMNIT
>they made a movie about Coach Primate
This movie Primate seems a bit racist...
>>152678133
>>152678089Its rejected pieces of chicken breast glued together
>>152678099because that is a property of the national football league
>>152678141And there it is.
>>152678141Is it coming out on Primate Video?
is that espn guy just jomboy or do millennials only have like three or four different voices
>>152678089Boneless wings are peak goyslop. Eat real chicken.
>people ITT actually like eating boneslmao, lol even
>>152678141i laugh every time i see the title card for that movie. you fuckers have ruined me lol
>We’re going to get overtimePlease God no, spare me
i feel a pick 6 coming on
>>152678089I just like the sensation of tearing meat from bone
>>152678114Its breast trimmings glued together. Just get tendies if you don't want bones, nuggets are a totally different product
SMITH DA MVP
>>152678186what cant wait for fiu and utsa?
>>152678164YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!!
>>152678174>ummm, yes, i'll have 8 pieces of amalgamated mechanically separated chicken product(tm) please! extra mild sauce for my wittwe tummy!!!
Layne is fucking garbage, quit trying to go deep retardo. You suck at it.
>>152678174You give girls the ick
>>152678221That's not all I give them
Would you rather live in Minneapolis or Albuquerque?
>>152678212ideal 3-week situationship build
What a slurper
>GoldieLMAO you suck
(looking at something that isn't a touchdown) THat's a touchdown
why didnt minnesota use their timeout?
people will turn up their noses at chicken tendies/nuggets because it’s not a ‘real’ cut of meat and then turn around and eat ham
>>152678231Based on what I've seen on Breaking Bad and living in The Cities, neither.
>>152678231no, i'd rather not
>>152678174>Doesn't eat bone marrowNgmi
>>152678186
This shit game went on long enough, making us watch OT is a war crime.
>>152678239You will never be a Midwesterner. Faggot.
THROW THE DAMN BALL DOWN THE FIELD
>>152678265lol no *throws moonball on a check-down for 2 yds*
>>152678212Plan B purchase at 3am body type
>>152678231>Mexico or somalia or if im lucky around somali apologist Fuck just put me in detroit at least the nigs arent self hating losers or foreigners
>Lindsey is so mediocre that even Arkansas doesn't want him despite being a legacy and literally playing in their backyard>Minnesota: Ahh, here's my starting QB for the next four yearsWhat the fuck was Fleck thinking?
>>152678231Cheaper drugs and milder winters in ABQ.
how did I find myself in a college sportsball thread with Tyson chicken shills
>cheez-it plugA semblance of the true self exists in the false self
LFG lobros!
>>152678231ABQ
>>152678289Minnesota needs a QB just good enough to get 6-8 wins a season. This isn't Michigan or blowhio ST where losing the Rose Bowl is considered a good thing.
>>152678289PJ got a 14 on his ACT
>>152678212reminds me of my last girl in college. she used to let me use the pull out method instead of a condom because i dont like condoms
that last OT bowl game was great
>>152678300two states that are somehow both flyover and lib it's gonna get weird out there
what does new mexican pussy feel like?
let them both lose it is only fair
its new mexicover...
>>152678352Queso
>>152678352Spicy.
>>152678352You ever cooked chorizo?
>>152678361
Did anyone see that white water girl with the huge ass
pj will play for a second ot
>>152678352carne adobada
how is it possible to line up in the neutral zonejust look
>offsides
basado
I don't watch college football I'm only here because my grandma and uncle are watching it and I'm with them
>>152678352sopaipillas with honey
Based reffies putting this game out of its misery
>>152678231Albuquerque desu
Is Minnesota just a worse iowa?
can we have a >college kickers ending?
>>152678437Nope
TOUCHDOWN. ITS OVER
lmao they pulled another win out of their asses
HOLY SHIT
>>152678251'He' doesn't have the jaw/teeth strength to crack the bones to get at the marrow.KWAB
>>152678437It’s the only ending this game deserves
NIGGASODA
holy shit nice
Problem?
shit defense
Bowl kino
What a catch
GOLLLLLLLLLDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
We need a Somali playing QB for Minnesota
ya just gotta love the fleckster
>>152676707incest fetishists stay winning
rewarded for an absolutely atrocious throw lmao
save us reffies
>camera man pans to sad spics in the standsLol
K I N O
>fans in the shot during replaylol
>howeveroh no that's a catch lol
not like this lobros...
>>152678468I though it was a pick. It hung a lot of time
>>152678453Fuck, marry, kill
>after further review, I'm hungry>ball game
>>152678472they were asian lol we have a lot of vietnamese
cardiac gophers
Fleck wins in spite of himself it’s unreal.
ten (10) straight!
rape bowl champs, congrats
Nice quarter zip, unc
why don't they play the rape bowl at rape field?
I LOST $5 ON THIS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152678489they just had to flex one last time lmao
i bet dawn davenport drops some scrumtious little rabbit pellets
>>152678528Disgusting post
this guy's face does NOT match his voice
i don’t think i’m going to watch this one
Andre Ware, damn, that's a forgotten draft bust
Sconnie is going to his sheep to shag and cuddle since he can't shit talk Goldy tonight.
>still haven't lost a bowl gameare other conferences even trying?
>>152677964It's lobover...
>>152678559
>>152678564Tacos will beat Oregon.
I took the FIU panthers to 4 straight Natty wins and 2 #1 draft classes in my NCAA25 Dynasty.
>>152678577My fuck, that should have been picked. Based WR.
>>152678554reddit is >>>>> that way
>>152678583sovl
>unc really put his college nickname on his hoodie
the gloves on this fiu back make him look like he's about to check your oil
University of Texas at San Antonio versus Florida international University. Who we got bros?
and the reffies make their presence known early
>>152678649all i know is they got some big ol women down there in san antonio
>>152678649gotta go with the meep meeps
>>152678644or change it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MHuoYDNl6s
>>152678559sit yo ass down and watch
>>152678649Sir Charles Barkley told me San Antonio has ugly women so I’m rooting for the Miami-based school which we know has hot coeds.
>>152678662chuck you cant say that!!
>>152678649The skinniest texan women south of austin
Where da fook is the p4 team in this game? I'm putting on the floorsqueak
very clear early the refs want FIU to win. just give them the TD, FAGGOTS.
kek, not a fumble, but that would be hilarious.
lmao that was short by a yd
>>152678662Chucksterrrr
the dr pepper campaign needs some new blood in the writers room
>>152678773Sure thing shlomo. What's the matter? Too White for your taste?
Andre Ware is absolutely not having this shit from the reffies
>>152678781if by white you mean unfunny then sure
>>152678800Whites write all the jokes for niggers and jews etc...
>>152678800Seethe more moshie. ywnbW
my favorite first responders bowl was that one where a 12 men on the field penalty against western michigan gave western kentucky a chance to kick a long fg for the win
>>152678826>>152678831you guys seriously believe this season's fansville commercials are good? i'm confused
>>152678800kike. lol
damn what a hit
RETURN DRAGON
MR ANDERSON
>>152678582lol, no, they fucking will not. Raiders gonna get BTFO.
PAWS UP
>77fatty fall down go boom haha
I'd feel bad for UTSA but I don't.
>>152678502Pee Gay Keck, head coach of the golden shower gophers. Pee-Poo-Mah!
big ol gal on that UTSA training staff
>>152678231I’ll take Albuquerque over Somalia, thank you.
>>152678748Them young boys
>>152678928BAH GOD STOP THE MATCH
for me it's piper c.
2nd down? what the fuck? these are these refs are massive fucking dick gulping faggots.
UTSA will be fine
>UTSATPUSA?
I'd feel bad for FIU but I don't.
byu will win the poptarts bowl easily, unfortunately
here come the road runners
>>152679067good, fuck notre dame
TO THE HOUSE
we got us a barn burner brewing
Owen McCown's dad threw the first TD in this stadium. Was that the trivia question?
love a nice surprise onside kick, even if it doesn't work
>>152679147i dont think they've mentioned that. they mentioned that Josh, Luke, and Owen have all been coached by Traylor
>>152679141She would fuck up my life so hard, and I would thank her for doing it
spaghettib owl
JUST BAT THE BALL DOWN
>>152679141has three burner instagrams, two of which she'll ever let you know about
>AND WE HAVE CARNAGE ON THE SIDELINE
giving the Tide that gooood rat poison
>>152679218
did that fiu player just fireoff a hadoken?!
he just dropped it
i was thinking that UTSA QB's gonna lose the ball at the slightest touch right before he just dropped it lol
>>152679273>he just dropped itref gave him a pep talk and a helmet smack...comfy
damn that would have been a sick catch
Can't wait for the poosiers to gangbang bama
Imagine entering the transfer portal and literally no team wants you
>>152679462And then trying to return to your original team and they arent interested either
>>152679503>>152679462Apparently 70% of all Portal players end up dropping a level
>tfw no U_Mgf
utsa was damn lucky to get that back
>Google AI OverviewTake it with a grain of salt, but if these numbers are in the same planet, there should be serious talks about Portal reform
>24 unanswered pointsimpressive
>>152677659Honestly this seems pretty accurate but I think he’ll be allowed to retire instead of getting shitcanned
>>152679536try 24 unanswered posts>tfw no (you)s
>>152679555try 24 unanswered hinge prompts
>>152679526kwab
>>152679555
lmfao at that throw
>>152679566>>152679620
>all this spaghetti
>pissasski
that woulda been a retarded catch
>>152679141
>>152679638trying to pull off a mariota
>>152679652sexo
>>152679652god i bet she takes the sloppiest slushy dumps
idk wtf bimzelx is for but i'd put my penis in that lady in the ad
>>152679733she has some very nice honkers
I just took a double dose of cialis
>go bowling bowl
why was this not offsides?
>>152679406>fbs bowl historyas opposed to what exactly fcs bowl history?
>>152679764what are you talking about anon? i see nothing wrong
American is a P5 conference
Panthers scored 14 unanswered and decided that was enough points for the game
>illegal forward pass
that was a forward pass lol
that wasn't a late hit lmao
that was a make up call. panthers arent gonna get points from this drive anyways
>>152679764Even the refs aren't watching this game
AGGRESSIVE flag toss
thats what you get for yelling at me
>>152679883they're watching just enough to occasionally throw flags
shit teamsshit game
lmao another drop
>half aint over until we say soDamn reffies
>black head coaches
>the half is not overlmfao fiu taking the timeout with 1 second before utsa can kneel it
traylor was clearly saying "what the fuck?" at that last time out lol
>>152677478COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>152677585It's a shame, I loved calling it the Guaranteed Rape bowl. Now it's just the Rape bowl, it's not as catchy.
Congrats Louisville ball boy Zephian Wade!
>>152679764No one is lined up in the neutral zone except the center
>>152680156
>>152680174Reminds me of this
>>152680216lmao at that picture
fiu just got Beliema'd
>Primate
bros did anyone else see that new horror movie ad just now
>>152680552>Coach Primate
>>152680552
>>152680660Dangerously Close to Human
