boxing day test day 2
don't really rate weatherald tbqh
posting in the early thread
>>152677330what is cumgod doing in his free time?
>>152677354Filming another 8 adverts probably
I'm an alcoholic
He reminds them
PLEASE GET VACCINATED FOR WARNEY'S LEGACY!!!!! DONT RISK YOUR HEART TO COVID! every time i get a booster i do the hat thing.
Weatherald revvin up for a duck*Quack* XD
>>152677330
slow outfield today
>>152677369Ecks dee
Stokes is already knackered.
>convict survivor finale is some jury muh feelings shitWtf is dis bollox
>Wicket falls within the first few oversREEEEE.Pitch: POOR
>>152677381is he a nicker?
brydon carse more like bowlin arse
From other thread:Why did the press give the first day of this test so much stick? Surely it's great if you're a fan at the MCG and get to see 20 wickets in a day? Do purists hate tests ending in under five days?
what do you reckon they talk about in the slips?>"got the missus shagged in the hotel last night"
what dirt does Carse have on Stokes/Baz to keep getting selected?absolute pump
why are bongs obsessed with australian televisionits shit
>>152677381Saw stokes in a Greggs once. He was looming around the pie warmer, muttering about his team chucking them down the pitch. I think he was crying.
>marnus has his pads on but not his whites
>>152677359sorry lads shitjeet doing his end of thread appearance, not letting the ugly virgin boomer freak make a single please notice jeets thread this year
>>152677364
>>152677428classic marn!
Shitjeet was mysteriously absent when journeyman Santner raped the whole nation last year.
>>152677405Australia were bowled out first innings first day after England won the toss and sent them in on a green top. That’s not unusual. What happened next however
>7 & triple m merge>now have to deal with triple m cross promos on 7as if the regular ads weren't bad enough
>isa got multiple bottles of tequila for christmas based boozehound
>>152677419On Stokes, he's a great cricketer, but a shit tactician and captain. Also starts sulking and playing the victim when he gets called out in interviews.
There are simply too many from the lower class for englel to be good at cricket. Too many from up norf who by definition are lower class
>>152677437Bit in that kek
>>152677443why listen to mmm when you can just shuffle foo fighters on spotify
>Brydon Carse is a fighter like Darren Gough - he'll love taking on Australia, writes NASSER HUSSAIN
>>152677445Based knower
HATTRICK HYPE!!!!!
why did marnus' family leave south africa after the end of apartheid, surely it was a joyous change for the best?
>>152677443>be poor>have to listen to adskek!
tongue is on a hattrick on both his birthdays!!
>>152677456Nass is literally delirious with the flu in a hotel room, hope he writes a lot over the next couple of days
>>1526774375-1 champ
tbf he must KNOW it’s been shit, he must be being told to bowl that length.
>>152677442Australia will build a half-decent score here and England will bottle their second innings and get bowled out for under 200 again.
Not the hammy...
Hat trick deniedAussie moral victory
>98km/h full toss>big slog pitches in the outfieldboxing day test is park cricket confirmed
>>152677465I always like to ask Saffers this
TONGUE WILL LICK THE POZZIES
>>152677465I don't know, glennwhy are you too retarded to pronounce his name?
>>152677486a bit in this
>>152677476A hat trick across innings is a load of bollocks
>>152677481The MCG has great dimensions, even better without the gay rope, used to see the odd four all run
*mentally disintegrates convict shitters*
I would never want a gambleoid on my team. They will sell you out.
>>152677483Had multiple in school and they all acknowledged the obvious when asked
>>152677503>>152677504Get the fuck out of my thread
>>152677511Looks Welsh
based Katich ripping into Stokes for protecting his buddy Carse
never met a saffer that wasnt a dickhead
Are you enjoying the criccy so far, lads?
>>152677516Ive got a mate in south Africa at the moment. Hes a total normie when it comes to race (he says it doesnt exist) so be interesting to get his take on the conditions. Got a feeling he will blame any bad black behaviour on white oppression.
>>152677518It’s my thread now. You can stay
>>152677516Yeah me too. Clear and full throated "enter unlawful speach here"
>>152677520looks Irish desulike the manlet in banshees who cheated on his missus
>>152677529yeah its not going too bad the poms could do something though not looking dangerous at all
>>152677539>race doesnt exist >black behaviors is whites fault
>>152677511>united kingdom
Weatherlad has potential but he does that retarded shit where he plays around the line of the ball instead of through it like when marnus is out of form or green regularlyProb too old to correct it and understandable on a pitch with movement but he does it every game
>>152677526This is also my experience. They also are incredibly intense and have no sense of humour. Why is this?
>>152677520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fw8RViGMYE
race is definitely realneath indoor market is quintessential black culture
FFS why couldn’t it have been cArse who has to go off?
>>152677526Why are they so fuckin arrogant? They need to calm the fuck down
>>152677566nothing to smile about in south africa
GUZUMPED THAT FUCKERWAITING 20 SECONDS
>>152677351told ya
>>152677555>cuck flag He reminds them
>>152677566>>152677578dont know but it seems to be a pretty universal opinion about them >>152677558based cricket expert
>>152677574ethnicity and culture and nationality and tribes are real and definable, race isn’t
It is over.
weartherald the useless
>>152677558Woah
>ill play all around it i reckon
Damn it Weatherald
REMINDER: If Stokes had picked Potts over cArse England would have already won this test
>>152677558Crouches too much, fucks his balance and falls over
Fuck that cunt, bring konstas back
last we'll see of him for a bit
>>152677574Race is literally a social construct. There is no scientific definition or classification of race. And often there is more genetic diversity within racial categories than between them.
>>152677558corr
>>152677589you will never be indian
>>152677526odd. every saffer woman i've ever met has been lovely, saffer men tend to be absolute wankers
>>152677625to be fair ive never met a saf girl
>>152677618So it is real. Cheers cobba
>Aus vs Eng>kiwi bowls to a saffa Curious
>>152677622no one wants to be
>>152677592yeah I was joking I know race isn't real ethnicity is blah blah I am Welsh (black)
saffa men live their entire lives with violent apes lurking around their families and assets I dont blame them for being wound tightly
>Day 3 sold outI can FEEL Cricket Australia grimace with every wicket lmao
>>152677630I have, mostly they’re nice and some of them are absolute mean as piss wagons. Some of the blokes are alright too. The accents are horrendous though
>>152677655arent refund only avaliable for 2 days after end of play?
>>152677618Social constructs are scientific.
miss me yet uncs
>convict survivor >the wife of shiva winsHindu /strongmind/ wins again>>152677612Bowled as i typed it>>152677622>cuck flagHe reminds them
hope you lads are prepared for roads at every ground in the country for the next 5 years after this series
>>152677678Good i dont want matches being over in 2 days
>>152677678Nah mate. Playing in Aus is hard mode and it should stay that way
>>152677674No.
>>152677663My understanding was the transaction is final after 1 bowl. I remember I went to a test that was rained out after 20 minutes play and was told tough shit haha.
>>152677678Gotta give the people on holidays something to do. A test finishing in 2 days is devastating
>>152677647your Australian shithole isn't any better there's about 60k whites in zimbabwe now and there's more every day andy blighaut's twin sons are both about to represent zim
>>152677693I think you got robbed by CA
>>152677693Fair enough if that’s clearly understood. Like if you go to the car races it says on the ticket motorsport is dangerous so don’t try to get any compo from us if shit goes bad
>>152677692The only time ive seen him bat is when he made 60 and knocked inda all around the park
marnus brokey bingy!
SHUT UP ALYSSA
I bet the Labuschange Christmas tree is epic
>>152677701all it takes is mugabes mates to internal coup mnangagwa and it's all over red rover
The Raja of da gabba
Marnus getting hammered out there
>>152677706Ticketek. It wasn't a lot of money mind. Was more sad I missed out on the cric and $20 beers.
>>152677701calm down mate go get a horse meat pie.Dont forget to take your stab proof vest, torch, raincoat and quran
This is a shit pitch. Convicts should be docked points for this doctored pitch
Marnus plays for Queensland but he’s from Tassie
>>152677748The English having a sook again, it never ends
Same old England always resorting to bodyline tactics when they are down and out
>>152677748>t. seething shitjeet
>>152677753Who dat?
melty status?
>>152677753WOW BREASTS
>>152677771nope that's a white brit faggot like you
sevens and janny has to range band new zealand for a week
AusGODS
Stokes crown looking very thinTime for another transplant
>>152677772Matt Hayden’s new implants
>moaning about the pitch REMINDER:>>152670800>>152670800>>152670800
>>152677655I can really see this test match finishing today
bongs behaved like bindian crowds last time australia toured there and the bazball no bounce pitches were jeet tier curation, completely different to the historical behaviour of the pitches at each ground.Suffer you shit cunts, I have enjoyed every second of this humiliation and its not over yet lmao kek haha lololol
>>152677753corr look at that personality
>>152677733andy blighaut's sons both speak the local language don't fall for the /pol/ narrative every white person in Africa is having an awful time. lots of them are having a great time as fully functional adults
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>152677792If these guys arent test quality batspeople then no one is and you may as well get rid of tests
>>152677776>>152677778How the fuck you cunts miss the quints?
what's a safe lead for ausfailia?
>>152677821dropped the quashes
>>152677826already there
>>152677806>t.zymtagi babumunga
>head dropped by jacks off tongue
>>152677806I'm sure they're having a great time if they have the dosh. All it takes is one political change and the party is over (again)
>>152677826Got plenty already now with this bounce
>>152677826I'd want over 300 incase it flattens out more
>>152677826Anything over 200
>>152677792My issue with it is if the positions of the two sides were reversed, including the toss, the complaints would seem silly. They got bowled out in a session after winning the toss, sending them in on a green top, and bowling them out before tea. That’s a great start and nothing unusual about it
>KING Kohli and the convict orphan complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict orphan complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
Might vote One Nation next election I reckon
>>152677826there's no safe lead, they have to bowl better than england to win or they lose
Atkinsons out, hamstring. so will probs miss Sydney.WHY DON’T YOU ROTATE THE SQUAD YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MCSTOKES
Might get a cuppa
>been to india>own a sitarmore of a hindu /strongmind/ than the imitation indian shitjeet
>>152677839andy blignaut is working class he's not a tarq proper farmer boy. there is nowhere he would feel at home expect zimbabwe used to hit the ball for miles. nearly as far as shahid afridi
>>152677867>>been to indiaembarrassing
>>152677856state or federal?always vote left in state and far right in federal, me
Have any of you guys ever handles a hunstman spider? I wouldnt dare desu
>>152677856Shalom
>>152677861Rotating players isn't their problemTheir problem is that they no longer now how to properly manage and train pace bowlers to be able to last a 5 test seriesLook at Boland and Starc playing their 4th consecutive testAustralia have always excelled innpace management
After 30 overs the pitch will flatten out
>>152677886They're harmless mumza used to just pick em up and put em outside so we learnt to she didn't like killing anything
Nobody knows who the fuck Andy bumnuts is and nobody fucking cares. You will post any old shit to distract from the test you seething boring brown cunt, fuck off with your blog somewhere else and post your retarded shitjeet spam back on int.
>>152677867t. David Warner
If a test ends within 3 days they should make the reserves go out and play an ODI the next day
>Langer on commsi mute
>>152677869yeah because white farmers in Zim have been treated great
>>152677895Not that complex eng shitters are just weak """men"""
>>152677884> left in statewhat a retard
i know its an old joke but warners iq legitimately has to be around 75 he just said englands bowling attack should focus on bowling the ball in the right areas
>>152677899With her hands? That is not normally...
>>152677901yeah fuck couldn't even be bothered looking who he is up puzzling series of poosts
>>152677901yeah you don't know who Andy blignaut is because you're a deano that's why you're on the bag Christmas eve
>>152677886They are mad fun to handle ladJust let them crawl onto your hand and place them outside The only time huntsmans are terrifying is when you are driving and you pull down the shade visor and a big ass huntsman falls on you
>>152677915why? it's the federal that have complete control over immigration, state has nothing to do with that
>voting
i dont vote.
You hear that sound? It’s the sound of a Christmas miracle, Shitjeets mum getting gangbanged by the three white men from east Leicester. Oh wait that not a miracle happens most nights a week.
>>152677935yes they do, the lobby the federal government for more immigrants, and they do a lot of fag shit on top of that
>>152677947Based knower
>>152677915>Not a territorian Get off my land dog
MELTYELTY
we are an abstain from voting general very apolitical like the Chinese
Would you follow someone who constantly sooks
i only vote because parentsbergs say i have to
>>152677990do they try to fine you lot for not voting too?
>>152677952no, they lobby who they would prefer of that which the federal government demand they take. states cannot choose how much they take in, only limited power in who they take in.
Another 30-40 runs and Aus should probably declare
>>152677922He says Stokes is a genuis captainHe is slightly better than Root but that isnt saying much
im going on a date tonight
>>152678020nice what's his name?
EEEEERRRRRRRRRTHINK ITS TIME TO START TAKING WICKETS LADS
>>152678020oh yeah whats his name?
>>152677911exaggerated go to any private school in harare, loads of white kids and black kids having a ballloads of whites have gone back to zimbabwe because it's based
>>152678020Make sure to douche yourself prior and do eat anything all day till your date
Stokes is a woeful cricket captain
Drinking a cracking bottle of wine in front of the fire.
>>152678001When state and federal are working together on flooding the country with migrants you get more. Also state politicians ban everything good and fund faggotry. I don't know why you're voting for that at the state level.
>>15267782630-40
My mate told me he caught a little lump on his balls that was dangerous and he gave me a little examination cuz he knows what to look forIts good to have friends like that, balls were fine btw
>>152678020Tell her about your /cric/ bros
>>152678042better drink it quick before it completely breaks and all the wine spills out hah!
>drinking alone at 00:44
Australia isnt a nanny state its a sissy stateFucking gay country
ACKSHUALLY Australia are 2/100
anyone with a brain is voting one nation until the majors fix immigration, which they are yet to do for ages
>>152677371>who are you? >your future
>>152678042how was the Christmas day coke comedown my son?
>>152678072Sorry mate that homophobia is illegal hate speech. AFP have been notified.
stomach is in fucking disarray
>Vaughan on TMS talking about bowlers HELLO WHAT ABOUT >MATT POTTS>SAM COOK
>>152678102Put a cold plate on it
>sons of immigrants arguing for less immigration You sound like retards
>>152678075Boland got 48 (17)
Only thing that makes watching England bearable.
>>152678035w-why
>>152678046it doesn't work like that. states can say whatever they want about migration. they have no say in what the federal government decides and how much they're forced to take in. that's why it's never a topic in state elections (restricting migration) because it's simply not a factor.
had a croissant for breakfast
IT BOUNCED FUCKING CHEATER
>>152678076>thinking one nation will fix immigration Crisp retard
CAUGHT GONE GOTTEM
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF MARNUS
Why is Marnus so bad now?
>>152678111grandad was a coal miner doesn't mean I need to open up 100 new coal mines
CHEAT
state of these umpires clearly touched the ground
>>152678031>>152678031
why is cricket australia and the ashes out sourcing their 3rd umpiring?
Based jeet ump hahaha
>>152677950Kek
cheating cunts
NOT OUT BTW
Anti-Government rhetoric IS hate speech
Since when do fingers make a ball bounce up
>>152678135Reminder he was by far the biggest run scorer in Sheffield shield and was out the team but dominated the shield so forced his way back in.
>Root hot another bump ball claimed as a catch Same old England always cheating
BE ROLLING IT FORWARD
If that was out Carey's catch in Adelaide was out.
*cheats*
Renshaw looms
That’s bullshit
people talk about green being a shit batsperson (and he is) but marn has been dogshit this ashes besides like 2 innings at least he can take catches i guess
>>152678177Grim
did root cheat? I'm not watching just following on cricinfo, sounds like there could be cheating afoot
>>152678121They have personal relationships with federal politicians. They're all friends and work together behind the scenes. Left state governments approve mosques and temples being built over surburbia, fund faggot ethnic cultural events, fund migrant housing, ban free speech and opposition.
>>152678185not an artisanal image
need a cheeky collapse
>>152678175ThisSo fucking clearly bounced off the ground into the handsFuck these shit cunt umpires
Time for a masterfully crafted Smith out for 14 off 48
Barmy Army are being particularly petulant this series, tbqhespecially considering the scoreboard
keep rolling it forwardKEEP ROLLING IT SANJIDDO NOT BE REDEEMING THE REWIND
https://youtu.be/SR2563NTFI4?si=1FFuYOAJ7Z8YBBTuthe son of a whorethe father of music 2025 onwards
can we just get rid of brown umps
I AM FOR SEEING THE FINGERSTHEY ARE UNDER THE BALL KUMARTHE FINGERS ARE UNDER THE BALL
Reminder that this is twice now that Root has caught a bump ball and brown third umps have given it out
Marnus needs to stop knicking every time hes out its the exact same way
GET THIS FUCKING BROWN CUNT OUT OF THE BOX AND PUT C GAFF BACK IN.Fuck me, that was the same as Carey's catch in Adelaide and they gave that not out after reviewing it for 35 minutes
>>152678199states can only decide what to do with the migrants they're forced to take. and mosques being built is a city/council issue, not a state issue, as are cultural events.
>>152678153>>152678167>>152678180>>152678193>>152678206It bounced off the sandpaper on Root's fingers.
>>152678201
YOU MUST REDEEM THE WICKET KUMARREDEEM ITMY DECISION IS ON BIG SCREEN
>>152678243>>152678229KekRoot claims another bump ballSame old england always cheating
>>152678243Root dug some finger shaped grooves in the ground so it's out
Kek Smith autism
Smith is always fun to watch kek
>>152678229>>152678243it's fine unless starc does it
>convict survivor>convicts voted this out before the fatties
>>152678266kek
IT'S FARKEN HIGH YA DUMB CUNTYOU THINK MY AUTIST BRAIN WOULD'VE LEFT IT IF IT WASN'T?
>>152678250> states can only decide what to do with the migrants they're forced to take.yes, and if the state premier and prime minister are buddies having faggy lunches together discussing how great migrants are and how they can get more into the country, you're going to get more into the country than if the state premiers are hostile to migrants and make the state hostile to migrants.> mosques being built is a city/council issuecouncil governmetns don't exist in the constitution, state governments over rule them if they please.
Australia just need to push the lead past 200 and we're winning this test
>>152678277I can't put my finger on it but this isn't that appealing
>>152678277My girlfriend is fatter but has a much prettier face than who ever this whore is.
the confidence with which Root claimed that catch is the scummiest part for mesurely he knows it's 50/50
>>152678199We don’t have free speech (it can’t be banned) and all that other stuff just depends on the local people, if you have a bunch of Muslim families you approve a mosque and so on for each example. I lived a couple years where they had an ANZAC parade and that shit used to wake me up early every time, but there’s also a lot of veterans in that area so that’s their thing it doesn’t bother me
>TNT sport>has to advertise against eng shitter domestic violenceKek fucking state of battered eng shitters
>>152678277>women conspire to vote out the attractive womanchecks out
>>152678305>we you're irish mate now watch the criggy like the rest of the irish
>>152678252This will embolden the Aussies
>>152678305no, if you have a bunch of muslim families you deny mosques being built and allow anti-muslim marches so they fuck off and no more come
>>152678277Repulsive whore fatigue.
>>152678332
>>152678302Cheating is in his blood m8He has done this before
>>152678338people these days would have you believe you are a fag for finding images like that distasteful
>>152678277Who is this anon, need some fuckin context
>>152678293that's why you vote far right in the federal you utter plum, for the government who has actual influence over migration levels.>not in the constitutionwhich constitution? and irrelevant anyway. we have laws and bylaws beyond that.
>>152678277biggest threat innit
>>152678222such a good song writing it from the POV of a moid pretty muchit sucks how they only fancy the men that don't fancy them
Poor call from umpire on that Labuschagne wicket, not sure how you can give that.
Crazy how after Muslims did a terrorist attack in Australia in the week since our law changes have led to a white British man being deported for antisemitism and some other white men arrested for antisemitism
>>152678277how much survivor have you watched? it's almost always the pretty useless girl who does nothing that wins, it's smart to get them out early.
>Can’t have bowlers like Sam Cook or Jamie Porter in Test cricket. They do well in county cricket but you never see green tops in Australia, why wouldn’t bowl well.
>>152678338>>152678356Piss off. She's hot as fuck
>>152678332Australia has freedom of religion as a constitutional right. You’re also assuming they are migrants, it’s not necessarily so they could be Abo Muslims or white converts or 8th generation Afghani camel folk or from whatever that Muslim island is that Australia owns up near Indonesia. This is why I vote greens to stick it up troublemaker dickheads like you
>>152678386a couple more Carse types should do the trick for your next tour here
>>152678360except there are a million other faggy things beyond just immigration that faggot state governments are doing> and irrelevant anyway. we have laws and bylaws beyond that.Clown, complete faggot clown. Minns forces migrant housing to be built.
>>152678391Prove it.
tongue chads
>>152678386Aggers and Atherton talk some absolute fucking rubbish sometimes, I don't understand how they're as well respected as they are. They were shitting on Brook for charging down the wicket (which was dumb) but they went mum when he managed to top score for their innings
7 commentary is starting to piss me off
>>152678298Sure Brucie i definitely believe you are rooting someone hotter
>voting greens irish will never recover from this
tongue needs to fire up smith so he starts hitting him for six
>>152678420Yeah Brook should have definitely played conservatively and gotten out for 10 or something instead.
>>152678413If you dont like her, she's hot. Because you're a fag
>>152678420Aggers isn’t too bad but they all talk total shit on sky. On TMS Tuffers is a retard and Vaughan changes his tune every 5 minutes.
>>152678448>peewee syntax
>>152678229>>152678243Clear catch when they showed the other angle. Fingers were very clearly under the ball and is what the ball bounced up off.
>>152678406do you prefer muslims or LGBT rights
smith in full tism mode here
>>152678470So show the other angle m8
>>152678358Sarah Tilleke, she’s engaged to a jeet, horrifying
>>152678481If im forced to pick ill take the Muslims tbqhwy
Might have a wank in a minute if they don’t take a wicket
Harry Brook would be fucking kino in a team that was actually good. Imagine him consistently coming in with 200+ already on the board.
Honestly it’s because we got to hear Richie commentating
>>152678426>7 has langer>fox has healey/warnercan't win
Carse over Head
FUCKING GONE GOTTEM PISS OF RIGHT BACK TO THE PAVILION THE WANK IS ON STANDBY (WAITING 30 SECS)
>>152678410could you not talk it buzzwords? it's getting a bit much. councils can take the state govt to the high court. this sort of thing happens all the time. and what would you rather happen? the fed forces states to take in migrants, got to put them somewhere and do something with them. if the fed were far right, we wouldn't have this state logistical issue. the appeal to left state goverments do not concern migration, which is beyond their powers (a fact you have repeatedly refused to recognise)
HEAD FIRST INTO THAT ONE
that is unfortunate
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
CARSE HEAD
I have a feeling we're going to lose this one.
I like Harry and Joe root as a yorkshireman myself you can't call them deanos
why does isa sound a bit different than usual today?
>Both openers clean bowled the top of off stumpBit in this bowling at the stump things.
We are getting done in again, boys. Maybe having to work today isnt so bad
>about to stand up to get food>eh 1 more ball i'll watch it>wicketfuark
BRYDON
>>1526783841 season vs the world. Watching a few episodes on t'beeb of some other series>>152678391Convicts are really, REALLY not going to like who's rooting her kek
>>152678503>oh i'm so sexy open mouth faceyawn
>>152678533How's your holiday going, Nige?
>>152678517Id love a more casual co stream like they do for esports events
Maybe i was wrong about Australia seeing the day off with only 5 wickets lost at most
MORE CARSE THAN CLASS
>>152678503[COCKBLOCKED]
>>152678536On heat innit
>brown eyes
Does anyone have a copy of that drawing of Crawley and Duckett please?
>>152678558England will be batting again before the end of the day 100%Possibly before tea
Don't particularly like test matches that last two days
uzman: 7 (12)
>>152678533it would be so pathetic to drop this one after looking so dominant in the first 3 testseven with the outs they've been so far ahead, no excuses if they lose here
>>152678555need a comfy Tasteless and Artosis cricket commentary aye
>>152678523left state government do nothing good, all they do is oppress Whites and arse kiss browns, you're an AIDs infested faggot.
>>152678503She’s a doll, you post her frequently. Great breasts
Can't wait for Cam Green to come to the crease, score some handy runs but ultimately get himself out in a stupid way thus breaking Smiths mojo and causing a full collapse again
>>152678536shes hungover
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF UZZIE THE MUZZIE
Will Kawaja make 20 runs?
>>152678578thisjust not proper cricket
>convicts voted the hot model out but kept this peewee rose to the near end
Oh god its happening
So what are we gonna do tomorrow?
>>152678604Maybe in Sydney
>>152678604
Leaving 50 year old Khawaja in the team over young, spritely Inglis sure was a great decision.
>>152678604No
>>152678503Wanting a wank and instead gets Head.
HOLY SHIT KHAWAJA
>>152678580seems i was a bit too ambitious with this one
>>152678617NOT!
>>152678590>nothing goodsuch as?still didn't answer what states should do with the migrants federal governments force them to take
when england win this match i would say morally they have regained the ashes
QUACK ECKS DEE XDXD ECKS DEE XD
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF YA PAKI CUNT
its a carey saves the day episode again
*ring ring*
thanks uzzie hope it was worth it to force yourself back into the team cheers mate
>>152678487The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on
kHAWAJA YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT>>152678580DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THAT
>Kawaja
>kwajjerMight not even get into our team
>england>win>already have an unassailable lead (greater than 100)top kek, wish you doomposters would just fuck off
Hopefully just one more test before that tropical fruit retires
>doesn't open anymore>gets out for >5 >can't fieldWHY is he in the team
I present:KWABaja
>>152678632not arse kiss them, not give them money or building approval
>>152678661you know why
>told the misso days ago i wasnt doing something with her tomorrow because id be watching cricket>will now have no excuse
>convicts have gone silent again
afternoon cinema trip looms
Green would be due for another duck wouldnt he
>>152678672sameit's so over
Yeah this shit is going to be over today
>>152678632Obviously house, clothe, feed them and make sure they have access to healthcare and the kids can get into a local school. If they’re Muslims they might need funding to help set up a local halal butcher
>>152678674CrispI might go see avatar again tomorrow maybe
>>152678672RIP
Kwabaja blast, if he played t20
Day 3 ticket bros, I don't feel so good
>>152678674What you going to see
>>152678674might go for a bike ride me
>>152678674For me it's the all day disaster movie marathon on channel 7
They should have kept Cummins in as a battist, and just have him not bowl.
If the best athletes in your spoort can be defeated by 3mm of extra grass, maybe that says something about your spoort
>>152678664vote right wing in the federal then. which i have been saying all along. your complaints have nothing to do with the powers of state governments. you have not developed a coherent argument against voting left in state elections. you have no argument.
I keep falling for the most stupid move at chessthe cream always rises to the top however
>>152678696>tfw my mates are meant be going for 3 daysShort trip that one
>>152678710Sorry mate I simply will not be doing this.
>>152678672>have some work i've been putting off because of the cric>if this ends today, or even early tomorrow, i have no more excuses not to do itfuaaaark
POOLAPSE POOLAPSE POOLAPSE
>>152678710see >>152678632funny how the faggot you wants more browns understands that they state government can help them, so you can stop feigning ignorance nowleft state government give them money, build shit for them, fund faggot events for them and oppress Whites and opposition.
2 day test it is
>>152678638Can't defeat the Carse.
no way you cant blame this shitshow on the pitch
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
england won't even get 100
IF I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THIS ID JUST WATCH THE BUG BASH LE LE LE ECKS DEE XDXD XD XD XD ECKS DEE
>>152678730Australia have already won the series and England are useless.
england and Wales going go win this test match and the series 2-3
>>152678730Nearly an exact repeat of the Perth Test
Green is due.
>>152678730POOR PITCH CAUSES RETARDED BATTING.
>>152678699avatar or sentimental value I reckon >>152678688>>152678702>>152678704crispy
Green duck Inc.
kayo crashing again fucking hell will no longer be using this shit
>>152678730yeah I wasn't sure initially but there's going to be some seething about this now for sure>>152678736>THE BUG BASHme on christmas eve out on the porch fighting off the mozzies
>>152678710state governments don't bring in immigrants they just make laws to arrest you for opposing immigration
keep the laugh at england thread alive ladsI have a feeling we’ll be using it tonight :^)
ENOUGHEnd violence and against women and girls
>>152678741>England, Wales, New Zealand and South Africa vs the South Australian XI.Not fair t.b.h.
>boxing day test won't even last 2 daysIs this gay or based?
>>152678755Cutting in and out, its rubbish hey. Just wanted to get away from the 7 ad spam for a little bit
hate this emphasis on 'trusted' news abc is trying to do, very cringe
We need at least 200 lead I think, could be fucked here
Green will score a tonne now
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>>152678767Next year the Boxing Day test will just be a IPL match.
>>152678725no, the federal gives them money. state builds houses because they need to put people somewhere they are forced to take. events are council level, not state. again, you have no argument.
>>152678770>watching/reading the news ngmi
If Green sticks it out with Smith for the rest of the day he can keep his spotDont fucking care if he does nothing for another year
crichd works better than channel 7 what a joke
>>152678772He’s retarded
>>152678762>Not wanting your gf to wear a bikini to a funeral is violence. God I hate our Gov so much.
>40 wickets in two days incoming Does this mean test cricket is dead or alive?
>Cricket Australia might need to refund Day 3's tickets (90,000+)This bankrupts the sport.Big Bash getting sold to the jeets for sure now.
>>152678782Which is exactly what’s needed now
2 DAY TEST HAHAHAHAFUCK YOU CRICKET AUSTRALIA
Australia is FUCKED lmao
The wicket looks fine, just sounds like excuses.
>>152678730Still weigh this as 40% poor batting, 40% pitch, and 20% good bowling
Which lucky foid should I tug to at lunch
steve 'spastic' smith
Who are the top 5 most autistic cricketers, /cric/?
>England haven’t bowled the pozzies out before lunch Story lost
>>152678803boland gotta be up there
>>152678789Kek
>>152678762>Girl asks you to choke her in the bedroom>If you ever break up it'll be weaponised against you as a woman beater
>>152678777The state government funds shit, you moron. You're a lame faggot. The state does not have to build anything, they choose to. You have no argument to vote for left faggots ever.
Boland should be able to come in again.
>>152678797gh mate already pumped out a few loads to that bikini shot in the water yesterday
>>1526788031: Steven 2: Peter 3: Deveraux 4: Smith 5: Marnus
What's the blame split between the curator of the ground and the players? 3 shit innings in a row
MUMBAI INDIANS SCORCHIES
>>152678812this almost never happens
>>152678762>>152678783lmao
>>152678803Brendan mccullum
>>152678796>Still weigh this as 40% poor batting, 40% pitch, and 20% good bowlingBeing much too generous.75% batting, 20% bowling, 5% pitch (if that).
my brown /strongmind/ Hindu mate off /cric/his backhand is dire his forehand is even worse
Smith forgot to take his meds today.
>>152678818Put the groundpeoples and the batmen from both teams in stocks outside the ground tonight.
Remibder engshitterball 2-day tests is the latest attempt by subhooman eng shitters to kill test cricket
>>152678822>never had a bipolar gf
>>152678813yes, but they don't give migrants money, as you falsely claimed.the state chooses to build things because they have a shortage of housing. they simply need more houses. again, and again, i ask you, what do you suggest the states should do with the excess people they're forced to take? you just ruled out building anything or increasing infrastructure. give me your ideas.
>>152678835He really wants that chocolate
>this bloke shittalking on anyone
>>152678834kek
>>152678842>almost also i actaully have and she never metoo'd me
watched any good Muslim panto of late zachy?
Eng don't have a prayer on this tip just declare now
>>152678784Dead or Alive is a video game m8
lovely welsh lad
94/6 would be a very bad score if they weren't playing England.
>>152678847*scurries away from an on court challenge*
This pitch is fucking shit. Melbourne is fucking terrible at hosting events.
Green #42
>>152678818Batsmen deserve the rope more than the groundsmen
One of the presenter blokes described the pitch as "furry" before day 1, which I've never heard before. Perhaps he was on to something. There's been no real criticism of the pitch since then, presumably to save face for the groundsman.
new>>152678898>>152678898>>152678898
>>152678787i can tell you're not ready for smith and green's 300 run partnership
>convicts are going to lose on a pitch they doctoredKarma
Not 500 yet mate, getting a bit greedy
>>152678899EARLY
>>152678818People are blaming the groundsman when it should all be at the batsmen.It's a lot easier to blame some nameless curator than saying all the professional players are absolute retards.
Hope Gina or twiggy buy the scorchies, couldn’t stomach it going to some foreign freak
britjeet is getting spanked around the court in worksop im thinking the first three games might be competitive but then he will just capitulate
>Went for a wank and came back to 4 wickets lostLooking bad mates
>>152678332>Indian shooters>Indian ‘students’ scamming the system >Indian ‘businesses’ employing only their own>Indian ‘families’ with 8 to an apartment>muzzies are the problemDenounce the cow shit.
>>152679110have
