boxing day test day 2its happening
heave ho unna
England win the story
the poolapse will happen soon right?
Where's Fat Cummies?
deciding I don't care about this test anymore
no cummins or hazelwood?england must be about to go 4-0 up right?
>>152680565busy filming ads
well at least if this ends in the next hour i have more time in the afternoon and evening to do uh...... nothing>>152680527so true
>>152680536>series already lost>starts tryinglmfao
>we'll have a bat thanksSmith the first captain to lose a match to England since 2010Bring back Cumgod
We're actually going to win a test.
POZZFAILIA IS FUCKING FINISHED
>The keeper can stand up to your """"fast"""" bowler>Act surprised when the batsmen can smack him around like a medium pacer
possibly the shittest 28 ever accumulated, dome this midget
england finally win when they're all asleep
>>152680561not having cummins and hazlewood is starting to be an issue (for the first time this series kek)green, richo etc aren't at their level, it's all on starc basically
>>152680579Stokes won the toss
England are going to win by 9 wickets arent they
>England don't throw it away and win in Perth>2-2 heading into SydneyWe were so close to having an epic series desu.
put boland in
>>152680602They really blew it
Why didn't England try win the first three tests?
Difficult tour for EnglandHope they win, that feeling you have now of watching your peem lose is what English bros have felt the entire seriesgood win bongs, I am ready for your insults and smugness
GREEN HAS DUCKETT IN A HEADLOCK
>>152680620they did
>>152680625No they didn't
England putting on an absolute CLINIC
>>152680602thiscould've been kino, while a win here is interesting it's way too late
Enjoy your asterisk* victory poms
heres your difficult to bat on pitch bro
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
GONEFUCK OFFYORKED
GET FUCKED CUNT
Pitch did a lot with that delivery. Absolutely unplayable.
GOTTEM
GONE FUCK OFFBACK TO THE SHIRE
CYA MIDGE
OH NO NO NO.
FUCKETT OFF CUNT GET IN THE FUCKIN UBER NICE TRY HOWEVER
NOOOOOONOT THE HECKIN MIDGET
B U T W A I TUTWAIT
GONE GOTTEM GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING WICKET YOU CUNT
silly lil midge
NOTSOFAST
>4 foot tall>still gets yorked
I don't think I've seen a worse 34 in my entire life
NIGHT WATCHMAN KEK
>hear noise outside>think it's my tyre guy finally showing up>wasn't>miss wickethmm.
its already overstokes will score 10 runs (including the winning single) and demand man of the series
>Sending in a night watchman>At lunch time
>>152680673THE MID AFTERNOON WATCHMAN
Carse what
Reversing the rest of the order?
ARSE AT THREE
based tea break watchman
>NB fucks sake
>>152680670The bat was too big for him, kek. It hit the ground instead.
ENGLAND TERRFIED
DESIGNATED HITTERESIGNATED
>>152680675Gangstalkers except they just want you to miss the cricket
jhye looks like such a wanker get his fucked head off my screen
This is bradmans strategy of reversing the order
kek stokes shuffling the batting order so he's out there to hit the winning run
Garn ice cream, expect another wicky soon
>>152680693They have this won so just having a laugh
Bethell is probably doing a shitmight be on the toilet too
Do the English practice siestas?
NICE CARSE
>3.5 days left >playing like this with the new ball
Tea watchman?
>>152680708kek
Anyone else walking around the house practicing their bowling technique?
>>152680706he's the type of cunt to ask the captain when's his turn to bowl
Carse has a higher FC batting average than Bethell
Feel like neser and starc bowled way too full given the fucked up bounce all day short of a good length
>>152680717it's too cold to siesta.
>>152680730batting technique for me
>>152680733Doss that say more of about carse or bethell
That wasn’t even bazball just full blown retard Might’ve worked though I guess
>>152680730i pretend to do bumrahs spastic throws all the time
I hate my life
>>152680739keeping technique me
>>152680739Gay
>>152680748t. Ollie Pope
>>152680730i mimic famous bowlers of the past
>>152680730silly mid on catching technique me
>>152680757nothing wrong with that mate
>>152680730i did the other day and my arm still hurts
>cummins dipping so that his captaincy record doesn't go downkek
>>152680739umpiring technique me
I love Stone & Wood beer
>>152680759unironically would mimic malinga. his goofy run up and sling was great to imitate
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
This really is the worst Australian side since 2010. Not looking forward to the Sydney test.
>>152680748It hates you too
Do you foreigners get hit with all of the same bullshit kfc ads too? Im hoping not, this shit is fuckin awful
>>152680776Mimicking a brown cunt
>>152680782kino is so kute
>>152680774Its a good drop m8
pooey undies
>>152680794poof
>>152680805if liking kino makes me gay then poof i am
>>152680796thanks mate
Where's HISLAND FUCK
>>152680794I wish she would shoot me.
if they win this bazball will continue for another few years wont it
why haven't we gotten more wickets yet?
>>152680782Wat anime is this from?
I can't stay awake any longer, but at least I'll be waking up to an England victory.
>>152680818next over
>>152680824Kino
>>152680828Oyasumi
>>152680828NOT SO FAST
arse
cam green actually did something
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF
that was pretty dumb
Literally sent in another tea-watchman.
>CARSE FUCK OFF YOU FAT CARSE CUNT
the entire england side should unironically kill themselves if they lose this
>>152680824Kino no Tabi.
>>152680844I didnt ask if it was kino or not, i asked what anime is it from you cunt
The collapse begins
meh
GET THIS FUCKING ZOOMER CUNT OUT
>bethell what the fuck is stokes doing kek
no ball into wicket true combo looms
>>152680864
FUCK OFF JHYE YOU PUSSY LOOKING FAGGOT
>>152680864lmao the state of him
>>152680881Oh my apologies
only 109 to winbut at this pointlikewould be completely unsurprising if we poolapsedin facti want us tofuck stokesfuck mculum
HISLAND
NEVER WASNEVER WILL BE
We can still comfortably fuck this up and are actively attempting it.
Kino time
>>152680881No dont watch that version. Just watch the superior 2003 adaption.
>>152680881ha gottem
>>152680891evening kittington
Why doesn't England just chill?
UMPBALL LOOMS
DREAMTIME NOW
kek wish i had watched more of this testlike everytime ive turned on the scorecard has swung in total opposite direction
too high i feel
H I S L A N DISLAND
Umpires call needs to be removed as a rule. These blind cunts have been getting shit wrong consistently.
>>152680904we literally can't
looked outside the line to me tbqh
FUCK
way too high
as i said befotefinkmaybe they should introduce diss kinda test match format2-3 days4-6 inningskinda baseball-esqueno draws
Don't worry Scotty's GOTTEM sweating
>outside the line>too highwasting reviews ffs.
KILL HIM
>3 and a half days left>run rate: 6.5
>>152680915not really clear what they do at this point except hold the bowlers clothes
just finished the last of the turkey rip
AusGODs getting konstas'd by the zoom zoom
To win from here, Australia must relentlessly attack the stump-line to exploit the variable bounce; on a "minefield," any ball that stays low or spits off a length becomes an unplayable LBW or bowled candidate. They should abandon traditional "fourth-stump" lines and force England to play every delivery, using a squeezed field to cut off easy singles and provoke a "Bazball" rush of blood. By maintaining high intensity and utilizing the wobble-seam to maximize the pitch’s unpredictability, Australia can turn the remaining 89 runs into an impossible mountain, knowing that a single cluster of wickets is all it takes to collapse the chase.
Shouldn't count that as playing a shot desu.>>152680925My idea for another format is two days redball, 80 overs each but it's indoor style where you have five pairings of two who get 16 overs each (or 4 pairings of two that get 20) and you lose runs for each wicket.
>Piastri interview at tea break>At the same time as the Poms are winning the testCan't catch a break
>bowl a team out for 110>lose
>>152680971That they aren't bowling at the stumps Just goes to show they don't think the pitch is bad.
>cock byes
In a situation where 30 wickets have fallen in less than five sessions on a volatile MCG "minefield," England’s survival depends on a high-risk, high-reward approach that prioritizes scoring speed over defense. Because the pitch is so unpredictable, their defensive shells will eventually be breached by a "ball with their name on it."To secure the remaining runs, England must:Attack the New Ball: With the seam at its proudest and the ball hardest, the danger is at its peak. England should attempt to knock 30–40 runs off the target immediately to force Australia to defensive fields and "un-clump" the slip cordon.Identify the "Dead" Deliveries: On this surface, any width or over-pitched ball must be punished for four. They cannot afford to let scoring opportunities pass, as "blocking" only prolongs their exposure to the unplayable delivery.Manipulate the Strike: Constant singles will disrupt the rhythm of Australia’s seamers (especially Boland and Neser), preventing them from "landing" on the same spot and exploiting the cracks repeatedly.Maintain Bazball Bravery: The middle order (Root, Brook, and Stokes) must stay mentally liberated. If they lose wickets, they should double down rather than retreat, as 160 is a total that can be "blitzed" in 30 overs but rarely "grinded out" over 80.
>>152680980cucked by england twice
Y’all acting like Eng can’t lose from here is dumb af ong
shan't be reading that mate
>>152681025no cap?
>>152680996>minefieldThis isn't the fucking Bangalore pitch prepared by Pranjesh
>AFL grand final locked into the MCG for the next 30 years because of ground renovations>The MCC (Melbourne CRICKET Club) are in charge of the ground>They're losing millions because of cricket>So the football fans need to pay for it by not having home ground grand finalsFucking fuming.
Home and away is back Jan 19 lads
i could heem this piastri geek if they let me take the falcon out on the track
Well at least footy seasons back in a few months
Thought the new captcha was fun at firstFuckin hate it now bring back the old one
>>152681039/afl/ cucked by big strong and muscular /cric/ chads again
Englel will claim the Moral Ashes by losing the series 3-1 (Sydney rained out).
Genuinely who the fuck is going to win
>>152681043back in the day we used to get a print-out in the herald sun of the footy fixture for that year and it was always called the afl home-and-away fixture and, being quite young, i always thought the fixture was sponsored by the tv show home and away
Not keen on reading that mate
matthew hayden is a fuckwit dickhead maggot cunt of a shit bloke
>>152681066the pitch
>>152681050fuck up cunt
This series has been so bad
>oscar piastrithought he murdered his wife
SAME OLD CHEATING POMMIES
Ashes should always be played in a neutral country
>>152681095the helmet didn't fit iykwim haha
Good to see England finally turn up with nothing going on
>>152681100proxy off assdeep
>first win in australia since 2010never want to see CumGOD doubted again
>>152681095kek not bad
>>152680996stfu gook
The NRL Grand Final was actually the best Australian sporting event this year
>tea>thread dies how many of you were fapping
Just want to say that no matter who wins, I fucking love all you blokes
Any screencaps of Pope looking gutted? Given the way he looks he'd resemble a glum Bairstow in 2023.
>>152681131im from south africa and am black.
Just want to say that no matter who wins, I love fucking all blokes
>>152681145please have sex with me
>>152681127Tell him to not be a spastic and not get injured then
>>152681083settle down grace
>>152681161t. /afl/ pooster
>>152681155keen on you showing your black skin as proof
England always do well when I don't watch. Haven't caught the game today and probably can't for another hour
>>152681174corr me too
>>152681163my name is justin
>>152680663Hey nipfriend what made you keen on watching cricket?
>>152681043Not the same since Irene left.
>>152681095>>152681128>Prosthetic legsWould explain the second half of the season desu.
I hope this zoomer fucking heems >us plenty off chances to win this game and fucked it every time smith is a fucking retard
>>152681202hes our greatest captain since waughcunt
who replaces the old guard? the next generation of australian cricket is GRIM
just don't like shaved inniesthere, I said it
WE ARE THE ARMY, THE BARMY ARMYAND WE LOVE SUCKING DICK WE ARE THE LOYALEST,CRICKET SUPPORTERS,THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER HAD
>>152681203first test lost here against england in 15 years champion
>mate wants me to go out with him and his cunt gf again shant
>>152681205why you shaving your bellybutton?
>>152681205girls don't shave their belly buttons mate
>>152681205dont be fussy
>>152681213could be worse, the mate could be your brother and the cunt gf his wife
>>152681211blame the curators absolute coinflip of a pitch
>>152681219>he doesnt know
ynr the SCG jannies tearing up about the state of the pitch during the footy earlier this year and all the hard work they put into it
>>152681205Nice taste. Only real choice though.Full bush is infinitely better than shaved.Mudflaps are exceptionally erotic, especially compared to innies.
England win this test and baz contract is extended by 10 years to iron out the issues
>>152681213think he's dl trying to organise some tag team action with yougo for it lad
Confession: sometimes when i call you guys "mate", i'm meaning it in a condesecending tone
time to put head on for a few overs i reckon
>>152681237thanks for letting us know mate
>>152681237Wait, what?!
Does not feel like a saturday today, not one bit
>>152681230Crawley and zoom zoom are making easy runs nice cope smithlet
>>152681219If a girl has a snail trail you can bet your life she's shaving that unless she's a full blown fully unshaven free bleeder type.
england won because trumpetcunt isnt there
>>152681237I dont even like any of you just pretend im nice for (you)s
heard the trumpet pipe upit's happening
>>152681237And sometimes when you call us cunt you mean it in a friendly way :)
imagine if every test you watched had the fucking barmy army signing
>>152681230>Days 2, 3 and 4 are perfect for batting>Go full retard and be all out on days 1 and 2CURATOR-SAN!Can remember in my professional cricketing days both teams decided to go full retard and got balled out on the same day. Wasn't a need to blame the pitch, we all knew we were tarded.
who's patrick dangerfield and what are brownlow votes?
>>152681237Ok m8
so who's baking the laugh at Australia thread?
>>152681265i would stop watching cricket>>152681267a poof who shits himself and a completely worthless wank
>>152681267He’s a footballer and the Brownlow medal is the best and fairest award for one of the football leagues in Australia.
>>152681269Not really playing for anything desu bit of a dead rubber but good for english morale
>>152681269englel still lost the ashes after being the most overconfident they have ever been
this hat stuff is so corny
*Tips fedora*
>>152681269The English then remember they dont live in Australia and stop laughing
*tips fedora*
would warne have appreciated this carryon
nah its kino fuck up faggots this is why i fucking hate you
>Giving Bay13 to the winning sideBit in this. What did Cricket Australia know?
dickhead warne was a laughing stock joke of a person when he died
Who drinking here?
australia in need of some wickets here
>>152681294trying not to me
warne was based and an australian icon
>>152681294Just drank some juice. Might have a coffee now
>>152681293settle down simone
>>152681297where was he based?
>>152681293i thought he was based because i do cocaine and fuck hookers and am a spin bowler and am a pisshead
pitch looks pretty goodstarting to think its an australian pooatsman problem
>>152681304victoria innit
could go some hard drugs
AF with NJF starting soon lads
>>152681306You sound like a dickhead because Warne did that and accomplished something while you do that and accomplished nothing
>>152681304pattaya
>>152681308the entire nation as a matter of culture has a poor sportsmanship problem
>>152681293all covid shills were
The green faggy is so cringe
>warnie isnt base-
Why are Australia so shit today?
How over is it?
>>15268132416.5
>>152681324We're in the 17th over
>>152681320Phwoar look the norks on h...nggghh *dies*
>Honouring Warnie , but not discussing the Vaxx which killed him
>being a dumb bogan and fucking hookers is...le BASED!
>152681328To maximize fecal volume, the most effective strategy is a massive increase in insoluble fiber intake paired with high hydration. Insoluble fiber, found in wheat bran, vegetables, and whole grains, passes through the digestive system largely intact, acting as a bulking agent that adds significant physical mass to the stool. This process is further enhanced by consuming high-fiber legumes like lentils and beans, which contain fermentable fibers that increase microbial biomass—a major component of stool weight. To ensure this bulk moves efficiently and maintains its water content, you must consume significant amounts of water; otherwise, the fiber can lead to constipation rather than increased output. Additionally, maintaining a high overall caloric intake of "whole foods" ensures a larger total volume of waste material for the colon to process.
how the fuck do you even manage to go at 6 an over when they can barely get bat on fucking ball
>>152681331this, he was a dero flog
what a pisspoor match. crap wicket and two teams whose batsmen don't have the guts to even try to play test cricket when faced with even a modicum of adversity. won't be bothering with that odi if it happens and won't be wasting my time on the scg test either.
England won the story. The boxing day test is the real prize. The ashes series is just a side show
being the greatest spinner of all time is basedmanaging to do so while sinking piss smoking a pack a day pumping models and doing drugs is even more based
>>152681336Because the pitch aint as fucked as the retards are saying
Antivaxers are absolute dimwits
What are the odds of Lyon, Murphy and coonman all being injured at the same time?
>>152681343murali did none of those things
>>152681320Feel like this would have finished most modern sports careers, he unironically became more beloved.
>>152681344it was
chucking is not based
>>152681341The lost a pound found a penny test
>>152681341It's really a best of 3 (AO, MCG, SCG), the other two cities and their ovals can get fucked
Ausjeet in
>>152681348My 97 year old granny was one of the first to get the vax, and she still died earlier this year
>>152681351You can check or you can do blow, but you can't do botj
reckon australia could use a wicket right about now
>>152681364really makes you think
WHO HERE JUST?Finally get a day of tomorrow only for it to be over
>>152681360Only a South Australian would include themselves
This zoomer bussin fr fr, he finna break Australia on god
>>152681296changed my mind tequila and oj
>>152681360Clearly putting history aside itsAOMCGSCGPERTHGABBA
Is it going to rain in Sydney? Wondering if we'll finally get to day 3.
>>152681360>Adelaide>the 'somebody made a regional town into a capital' citykek
Just seen someone *be's* posting on /v/
>>152681379Pretty sure that’s a sunrise lad
>>152681355No it wasntIt was poor batting
>>152681383>Is it going to rain in Sydney?Is the pope Catholic?
>>152681388that needs grandine or smth too
>LE I MA LE HECKIN AUSSIE LARRIKINfuck off o'keefe
HIS LAND
>>152681384Adelaide's real estate has gone completely bonkers; they're a real capital city now.A bit more green space though since the residents like their parklands.
NOT SO FAST POMMIES
GOTTERNGONELEG BEFORE FUCK OFF YOU CUNTREVIEW YOUR LIFE DICKHEAD
HOWEVER
HES FUCKING OUT MATE
WERE SO BACK BOLAND 6/7 BEGINS NOW
Why yes it's his land, how could you tell?
NOT YET HE HASNT
>Boland bowling>Gets a wicketBit in this. Perhaps should've had him open the bowling.
>>152681389first innings yeah then it got fucked
>>152681405White skin
Boland hat trick on his birthday would be handy right now
Imagine if Englel managed to throw this victory away
>as soon as i get on the piss a wicket falls hmmmm
Would you rather look like Boland or Lyon?
Yeah im thinking England are going to choke this
SAR YOU MAY REDEEM THE WICKET SAR
heavy roller warn off, ball seaming a mile againpoolapse on the cards
My local bowling club the cheapest drink was called a goon sunrise and it cost $3 for a schooner of fruity lexia mixed with oj
>>152681421boland so i can get those sweet gibs
>root will score the winning runsokay this is kino
I miss when the ball tracker made the stumps being hit noise
Never really understood “big country town” as an insult 2bh
>>152681429>goon sunrisehad a few of those in my amphetamine days
Lads, LADSBen Chokes
>>152681438It's made by people who live in concrete jungles and commute 90 minutes x2 each day.
adelaide's nice but the sprawl it has is legit fucked, a major in city in population but not infrastructure
>>152681442Ben Chokesondick
>>152681446There isn’t a major city on planet earth that doesn’t have infrastructure problems
poowaja
>>152681452Tokyo.
bethell is a nice surname, much better than others i hear
Adelaide's good but full unfortunately.
>>152681452i wonder if you know how they live in tokyo
>>152681452*revs up Chinese propaganda video*
>>152681457Too many foreigners
>>152681457Too flammable
If I was fielding, I would have just caught that
>>152681311Starting now lads
>>152681472Mommy Takaichi will fix that
>>152681475not the foggiest what you are banging on about dont care to know either
>>152681458My mum used to work in a bethel back before she got pregnant
>Bethell, Bethell, little star>how i wonder what you are
>>152681475ask him in a super chat why he didn't wait for the cricket to finish before starting
>>152681479that the broad with the mk3 supra? seems based
kinda want this to be over so i can sleep
I’m 100% straight but I’d fuck bethel in the ass without hesitation
>>152681446Does Adelaide have trains? Thought they were only trams but a quick double check google is showing train lines as well?
might have a cone but might not thought i should tell you all
>>152681492Based Scott Boland next over
>>152681497weed is for the moron
>>152681492Many English cricketers make fantastic women.
>>152681269>laugh at a team for losing a dead rubber?but why
>>152681479>Trusting in women to do the right thing
>>152681495We have 3 train lines kek and all are north to south
GONE GOTTEM
>>152681502Not keen on being trans here lad
>>152681502Do all of them get turned into English roses? Or does this accurately turn a ugly dude into an absolute dog?
>Joe root is a nickerHuh?
sure would be nice if our retarded batspersons in khawaja labuschagne and green actually scored runs for once
>>152681502Left is a dyke who wouldnt fuck youRight would be the dirtiest slag out
Heard the new Stranger Things has a poof in it
>>152681502paris hilton and dakota fanning
>>152681526right would let you do what ever you want to her
>>152681502Root and Stokes?
ROOOOOOOOOOO
>>152681527i found out yesterday that lilly allen 4chan song is about the cop guy from that
>>152681525You might be onto something here anon
>>152681533That is what i said m8
got an absolute monster cam green brewing up but dont want to miss anything
>>152681545didnt understand the parlance innit
Who is that guy in the outfield?
DRIVEN THROUGH THE SLIPS FOR A SINGLE
>>152681534Broady i believe is the right one
why is Green so fucking slow in the field
>>152681554oh god
>>152681541>4chan songWhat?>is about the cop guy from thatHer (ex-)husband?Hadn't checked out her new album. Will give it a go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBoJZ1mEjPI
Quite a joke of a "test" match here
COWARD JOE ROOT
>>152681495one line that goes through the city, cuts north/south, that's it
>>152681525>batspersonThank you for using the correct terminology and not batsman
If you had one shot, or one opportunity, with no pressure, because the series is already over, would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
>>152681556He knows that no matter what he wont be droppedHe just wants to finish this early and be used by the selectors and fellow team mates as the team box
>>152681556He's a big lad. They crap on how tall he is so a lot of weight to move.Think I'd heard 2.03m or something, but google is showing 1.98m.
>>152681556He's a plant
Kerry o Keefe is yucky
A poo will soon be pushed out of my sphincter into a toilet bowl, and guessing from past experience, it will feel really fucking good.
>>152681558yes. i didnt know they were married its a dire song
>>152681571starc is fairly fast for his height thoughever and is older
I wonder if Isa misses Warnie
I stopped watching survivor for this?
>>152681585imagine what they got upto after a long night boozing
How do you even get injured playing cricket lol
>dumbass normies still blaming the pitch and not the absolute piss poor batting by both teams
>>152681596>pitch slows down after 2 days >it was like this the whole time!
>>152681584yeah but he's gay, naturally light on his feet
>pozzie fielding
love root simple as
>>152681585I miss warnie trying to flirt with her on commentary
>2 2-day test matches in the same seriesAre we witnessing the death of test cricket?
>Fumbling the ball like thatCould make for a good fakeout (if executed properly)
>>152681598Day one was not that badYou just think so because the batting was utter shite
>>152681603based sexpat
>>152681558>It's giving 4chan stanWhat did we do?Not sure whether to add her to the folder or think I'm half a chance if she'd marry a channer.
>>152681589i did back in the day. me, the dickhead, climbed the chainlink cricket net fence and jumped down from high, fucking rolled my ankle something terrible
Khawaja has had a better Ashes series than Steve Smith
>>152681584Starc is lanky, Green is well built.
>>152681609literally no idea what its meant to mean kek she should go back to writing songs about giving head and being a drunk slut
>>152681606It's against the rules to do that.
>>152681611kek my local nets back onto the bush and there was some homeless bloke camping back there that got beamed one day by a 6 came running with the ball yelling at us and we all ran away
love to stay for the banter lads but I've got other things to attend to been a good test well done England dead rubber happy for you though bye
>>152681621Really?
theres been 2 two-day tests this series, both absolutely shit pitches, and a pink ball test toothis series has been awful
Why do South Africa produce so much cricketing talent?Every (white or whiteish)country has several of them in and around the national team
england should declare here to make a game of it
>>152681629Yeah, you aren't allowed to trick the batsman.
>>152681629YepGoes against the fair play rule
>>152681631south africa just produces tremendous talent in general. absolutely phenomenal stock of people. the actual elite human capital of the world
>>152681633kek
>>152681625should have bashed him
>>152681628say hi to your mate's cunt of a gf, tata
Very disappointing ashes
>Lily Allen is a big cricket nuffy>She's familiar enough about 4chan to write a song about them>She's probably in /cric/ enjoying the testHi Lily!Your voice is good enough that you don't need auto-tune. XX
is this ending in the next hourit has to righti'm falling asleep but i feel obliged to stay up
>>152681635>>152681636Interesting, seems like it could be hard to officiate though
>>152681639Many are saying thisWhy are you in Japan, Mr Botha?
>>152681649wife is japanese
>>152681641we were like 8 but probably could have taken him if he was pissed
GOTTEMGONE!!!
Maccas for tea
PLEASE TELL ME SEVEN HAS SOME BASED BIG BASH TONIGHT TO WASH THE TASTE OF THIS SHIT MATCH FROM MY MOUTH
>>152681656Congrats mate
Any streams? Last hotel had willow tv but this one doesn't.
>>152681660what are you getting?
H I S L A N DISLANDBUILD HIS STATUE RIGHT NOW
>>152681645you can see her nippers if you look closely
ball is still moving aroundbut england have it won and things have gone their way this inningsthey were right to come out slogging
>>152681659Stop saying this
RIP Cricket Australia's coffers
>>152681671David Harbour is forgiven.
FUCK OFF
>>152681648Not reallyQuite hard to fake a fumble well enough to convince someone it was a genuine fumble
G O T T E M
>>152681671>shes a cricketing fan had no idea very based more based than other pop star cricket fan rihanna? that is the questionFUCK OFF GET FUCKED LILLY 2BADSOSAD
ok i apologise to ussman well done lad
TREATY NOW
How funny would it be if we won this haha
>stokes is going to hit the winning runsKEK
>>152681668Haven’t decided yet maybe a big mac and some nuggets
Common Koala W
CURRENTLY DRAFING A TREATY
>>152681690The man truly has hero syndrome doesnt he
Time for the poolapse
business idea: make the teams go out and play a game of footy tomorrow. Leave the wicket in so the rucks slip over and scrape their elbows at the centre bounce
bethlel
>>152681690and pretend like he's the one who fought hardest for it kek
Worst Ashes of my lifetime. Absolute S T A T E of test cricket.
need a marshall-esque 4-8 spell from Boland
>make another drink >another wicket might give myself alcohol poisoning lads
>>152681703this why only India can save tesy cricket
>>152681698HOLY BASED Imagine Boland taking a speccy and pushing Poot into the dirt
>>152681690>Doesn't want to send himself in too early in case he gets outHe's hoping they make 30 before a wicket falling.
I hope we get to see Nick Daicos visiting the SCG for the fifth test
>won't even win the series 5-0 genuinely pathetic from the aus team
put it right ebtween the cunt's eyes
>>152681712India tests are kino
>>152681718Fuck he's so good, miss watching him play
>>152681712India would happily kill test cricket for more Twenty20 games.
>>152681725Cant even remeber the last test india played here in ausWill remember this ashes for a long time coming with how hilarious it has been
>>152681726It truly is a blessed day when you get to watch him play footy
put a cheeky 100 on aus here lads
Remember when gaycos lost the prelim and the brownlow in the last week? KWAB
>>152681718Crisp ornithologist poster
we are the armythe biggest armythat the world has ever seen
>>152681736>Cant even remeber the last test india played here in ausit was less than a year ago cazzie
who the fuck is this neser trundlerthought yoy had proper bowlers
yeah thanks alex keep up to the stumps mate yeah thanks
>>152681749I don't remember it either
imagine being a test cricket purist faggot
we're the armythe barmy armyand we're hereto show you why
at the cricket lads
>>152681756crisp
Ill take a last matchie for the game thanks
>>152681758pee in it and go YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH
>>152681758Based
woke up this morning from the strangest dreami was in the biggest barmy army, the world had ever seen
>>152681758What a view
>>152681758>be a tall lad>indecent exposure in public
>>152681743Not funny. Asking for the ball when you are an elite ball user is totally normal
>>152681749So why dont i remember watching them? They are kino apparently but all i vaguely remember is a crowd screeching so fucking often
Winning an away Ashes match is the equivalent of winning two home ones. So if we win this match & the next one, then we win the series 4-3.
>>152681772hotmaybe i should go to the mcg and do that
>>152681777bit here
>>152681777Trips of Truth
>>152681736The Sydney test where they completely collapsed in the last 30 minutes was absolute kino.India were trying to stall time for the draw, Michael Clarke came on and knocked them all over. Ishant Sharma came out to bat, tried to stall for time with a glove issue before getting knocked over in the last over or so.Really, Australia could've appealed for timed out.>Just had a look for what year it was in>It was the Symonds monkey game>Ricky Ponting giving out Ganguly for a grounded ball catch because India didn't want DRS and they'd agreed that the umpires would follow the on field captain's word for it>2008Fuck. Thought it was like 2015.
>>152681777So we actually won the series in England then?
>>152681777By that logic Aus won the last series in Englel
>A prominent Victorian has floated the idea of a one day match tomorrow. It has been put to CA officials. >Suggestion is to put $1m up for the winning team. >Throw back to January 1971 after three days rained out in the Melbourne Test the first limited overs match played.
>>152681777ill allow it
>>152681787ishant sharma more like ishant stallforthedrawa
>>152681774Hardly memorable
>>152681792BASED and CRICKETpilled
slept a good 8 hours and still feel tired as fuck
>>152681741>post based in india
>>152681777many are saying this
>>152681792>Don't want to refund $20,000,000 of ticket sales>Offer Twenty20 mickey mouse games to keep itBut the tv said the jews were killed at Bondi?
>Langer on commsi mute
>29 runs neededYep its overWell done england
Australia, home to the best cricketers in the world and the hottest women in the world, eg Jen Hawkins.
Do you blokes eat arse
>>152681792seems like a bad idea (for CA) if a player gets heemed and cant play in sydney there might be a lawsuit
>>152681792won't happen, teams won't want to play any more than they have to
>>152681817best arse ever
>>152681817skirt falling off the greatest footage of all time…perfect arse
The Australian Cricket Team have been the bullies of the cricketing world since the Windies got shit.
>>152681817shes mid >>152681819depends on the girl
>>152681807Footy is 8000% more Australian than cricket.
>>152681819Occasionally, more often my gf eats my arse
>>152681817Hank Hill tier arse
>test ends on day 2 an additional hour of doomposting will be allowed tonight
imagine caring about a dead rubber match lmao
Neser has been worthless this innings
>>152681817>>152681823>>152681825Your /afl/ is leaking. Her bum isn't even good for a white woman.
>>152681819yes started doing this recently and can't get enough
>>152681831Worst take ever. That is a 10/10 arse m8
>>152681827>>152681831>>152681837blind gays, jen's arse is perfect
>need to make another drink>mumza bringing home my jim beam the outcome of this match lays on my mums punctuality
>>152681838do tell lad what made you keen for it
>>152681841>>152681843trying too hard/10
>>152681819i don't have sex
Neser needs to be dropped
Business idea: One day test match
>4/154>Two of the wickets are tail enders, so effectively 2/154Why is the pitch bad again?
leigh matthews rule still in play
>>152681838every jap girl ive slept with has been way too enthusiastic with the tongue
>gf keeps asking why im watching the match if we've already retained the ashes
Yeah I don't think Australia is going to win this eh
>>152681830Personally I'd rather do all the action
Sad to hear about the suicide of the MCG curator Heard he shot himself a few times in the back of his head whilst he hanged himself from the MCG rafters
>>152681859
>england the far inferior side>come into the 4th match 0-3>pitch suddenly favours them massively>they end up winning despite very low oddsshould be an investigationsomeone is making a lot of moolah off this
>>152681792>for the winning team>basically $80k for each player of the winning teamwhy would either team even consider it for pay that low when they can go enjoy some extra downtime when the next test is only eight days away to begin with? rich people are such absolute retards.
>>152681847Look at the flag. All Japanese men are perverts.Can girls even orgasm from a tongue up the carse or do you need to play with their clit head as well?
if you have a gf fuck off this is a incel general
>>152681671Is that just a weird angle or does her arse look HUGE
ANOTHER jhye no ball get rid of him fucking hell i cannot stand this little twerp
>>152681698>Australia vs England in RugbyThe Pom team are full of posh private school wankers. They'd have no chance.
>>152681873fucking THIS
>>152681671>>152681874
>>152681874someone sitting behind her i reckon
>Rugby on the MCGHuh?
Who is this painfully average fella
keen for a new thread lads
>>152681870and now the story will be how they just missed out if they just played better when they were bad and Australia still made all their mistakes and still got the worse of the conditions
>>152681872i wouldn't know
>>152681886kek
>>152681883Australia are embarrassingly bad at rugby now tho
>>152681883He said footy champ.
>>152681889
NOT SO FAST
Fun fact for you lads to ponder. There has only been one Ashes series in history, where no match went to the final day (England 2015). Very good chance that this will be the second.
we'll have a rootview thanks
>>152681900Oh you meant Modified Gaelic Handegg.
Moral Ashes still alive. Australia need to field a Sheffield Shield team in the 5th test to deny England the narrative.
>>152681903Yeah I know
>>152681874>Pop-Star Lily Allen was born in Johanesburg to professional cricketer Temba Bavuma.
>ROOT >>152681858They are but that's a good thing. >>152681872No, but it turns them on a lot and they end up orgasming a lot harder when you do focus on the pussy / clit.
England inching ever closer to victory and maybe reclaiming some pride.
>>152681907Interesting
Time for stokes to hit the winning runs
my heaties would have got the job done
Stokes gets to score the winning runs. Consolation prize.
>>152681912kek
imagine a collapse from here kek
is root review related to zoot review iykwim haha
>shaking his headball hitting the stumps fuckwitjog on
>>152681858>Girls learn what guys expect of them from porn and try to recreate itWestern girls: Choke me step-brotherJapanese girls: Picture related.
>>152681914>bowling action>Paul Adams
its up lads >>152681916>>152681916>>152681916
>>152681925BASED
>kayo crashes >miss the wicket I WANT A FUCKING REFUND
Get brook and stokes out and we can still win this
>>152681899Union yes, league the aussies won 3-0 recently
hope we persist with jhye because i like him and has never had a fair crack
>>152681892They did miss out. England legitimately should've won Perth and Adelaide.If they played halfway decently they'd be winning the Ashes 3-1 after today.
>>152681907The Adelaide test went to the final day
>>152681958easily the best testbest venue, best cricket, best women
Oh shit you're right. That's what i get for mindlessly trusting AI like dumb goyim cattle.
>>152681837corr garn hefta execute the 'bationberg to diss later
