England win the boxing day dead rubber test Australia win the Ashes
poo poot
>>152681916This isn't over yet, MATE
APOLOGIZE
HEAVE HO UNNA
the greatest collapse is about to occur lads, strap in
PLEASE don't let Stokes be the one to hit the winning runs
Put Lyon on
iggs
*carries the team on back*
its happening?
I love the way girls giggle when you go from kissing their ass cheeks to suddenly licking their butthole. It always comes as an initial shock to them
joe poot
Poolapse to make it interesting pls
>>152681941based fredposter
Imagine if Smith hadn't handed over the tail on a silver platter.
>1/43 (8)>yeah ill have a bowl mate
>>152681957business idea, replace all women with hot japanese girls
i legitimately hate jhye richardson it will be a real issue for him if i ever find him in a dark alleyway
>>152681971Not sure you have the facilities for that big man
>>152681947crisp
>>152681957>picby girls you mean keen office ladies right?
>bitchwide johnshit
>>152681973tism rage is a formidable enemy my friend
>>152681978
>Langer and two poms on commentarylegitimately the worst possible combination
BITCH FART
>kayo and abc grandstand are in close enough sync to each otherfuck yeah
why do the batters have ads covered up for them but bowlers don't
>>152681957>Girls keep an ugly girl around to make them look better in comparison>This is meant to be a bum pictureIs that what the girl on the left is there for?
Fact or fiction: Asian women have sideways vaginas?
>>152681984Mate, plug the radio into your PC's microphone-in and then delay its playback through VLC/MPV. Lets you sync them up perfectly.
Mitchell JohnSTEIN
>>152681991what
We are the armyThe barmy armyAnd we are pooftersAnd we are fagsYou'll never know dearHow much we love cockPlease don't take my BBC away
gonna go make another drink lads brb
>>152681985Bowlers don't have a ball flinging into them at 140km/h.
thinking Smith needs to be investigated for that strike rotation at the end of Australias innings
Taking inspiration from the brave Lions and going out for a pull tomorrow
cameron green needs to be executed in a public forum
>>152682002Correct, it's a lot faster than 140km when it's straight driven back at your head.
yeah nice gaz
Business idea: Five-day tests
>>152682004Secured the average mate
NO NO NO, NOT LIKE THIS AUSSISTERS!
>>152682004He doesn't have long left and wants to retire with a 60 average. Getting out chasing cheap runs isn't going to help him.
>england refusing to take singles so they can win off boundaries to proove bazball is right dire
Calm down brook
5 wickets10 runsThat's the scenario.
Do Aussies have no pride in boxing day?
The captain of the first Australian team to lose a test to England in fifteen years in Australia is Steven Smith
Who's the scapegoat and who will replace Weatherald next test?
GONEFUCK OFFHE SMASHED IT
>yeah ill have a pooview thanks
>three dot balls, building pressure>I know, I'll bowl a wide bouncer so he can hit it into an area with no protectionFuck me this cunt.
lmao based smith having a cheeky pooview
>Wasting your DRS reviewsTrentbridge style ending incoming.
>wake up >check scoreWhat the fuck
*reviews nothing**scratches dick*yeah im thinking based
No cricket tomorrow. Can't believe this
>>152682025thinking half of em got on the piss for chrissy after winning the series in adelaide thats the cope im going with anyway
>>152682033They have a review left and ten runs left in the match.
>>152682027Khawaja to opening and Webster coming in at 5 probably. No scapegoat but Marnus and Green are close to being fucked off.
5 ducks looms
>getting stuck with McCullum another 3 years because he won in AusAustralia truly thinks of cricket in decades
Uhhhh pozzfailure LOST to THIS tesm?
Say what you will about the guy but this would NEVER happen under Tim Pain'es watch.
WELL WELL WELL
MORAL VICTORY SECURED KEKEKEKE
>>152682031hes a fucking spastic bro all you have to do is look at his fucked head to know that
GONEFUCK OFFTHE COLLAPSE BEGINS
FUCK OFF STOKES NO HERO MOMENT FOR YOU
>>152682013Yeh the cunt is way too keen on boosting his average what a cunt
Cheap winning run scorer merchant GONE.
STOKES HERO ARC DENIED
Fuck off nicker
GINGER RETARD
>stokes not out there for the endKEK
>no Stokes heroicshahahaha get fucked
ONYA BIKE DICKHEAD
EXTEND THE EVENING
HE WONT BE STOKED AT THAT
GONEGOTTEMGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU SOULLESS GINGER FAGGOT FUCKING PISS OFF
GONE FUCK OFF
Stokes what's going on big guy
>>152682065AH GOTTIM!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL OF THOSE TEA WATCHMEN AND YOU STILL WONT SCORE THE WINNIGN RUNS YOU FUCKING COWARD SHOULD HAVE SENT A THIRD ONE OUT!
>Wanted to end it with a 6+6 to make all the tv highlightskek
KWAB
>steve smoth batting for engelHuh?
Not like this Stokes sisters!
OH NO NO NO NO NK STOKES XD XD XD
a cheeky hattrick here could be good for australia if you catch my drift
Is Jamie Smith related to Steve Smith?
Can the coach send himself out to bat? England need a batsman who knows how to beat Starc
isn't Atkinson done for the match tho?so only 3 wickets?
Pls englandNot like this
>>152682078Brothers in law.
englans just lost the entire series narrative in a single shot
>Fox showing the Australia requires 4 wickets graphic OHNONONONONO
Will smith
If we had got to 200 we could've defended it
>>152682073Might as well be with the bowling selections he's made.
7 runs4 wickets
Why do 7 commentary keep calling Alex Carey a former AFL player? He only played at state level.
Apologize to him
dire cricket form both sides today
Bazball vindicated??
Reckon a hat trick here would go well
England have lost the moral victory here imo.
>>152682095State is still significant
>>152682095He played a preseason game or something, counts as seniors.
>>152682095Was the captain of the Giant's team and got dumped by them when they transitioned to the AFL. Don't often see a captain get dumped by the team unless he pulled something like the other Carey.
Harry Brook is the heart and soul of this England team. Not a glory hunter like Root or Stokes.
>>152682101Nah Brooks is still there. If he gets the winning runs Bazball wins
GOTTIMGONEFUCK OFF SCUMBAG
Mark Howard is also like Stokes, blud makes himself present at ALL the key moments of play
smith should bowl the losing over
2 runs4 wickets
is harry (the name) tarqish? feels tarqish
SCORESARE nearlyLEVEL
GLENN MCGRATH, RICHIE BERNAUD, STEVE IRWIN, GOUGH WHITLAM CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
>>152682116yes but harrison is worse
>>152682116harold isharry isn't
England still lost the NOG
Wow, what a close 2 day testWhen the FUCK does the Aus Open begin?
baffling how aussie batting side let us downalso baffling how close was considering aus fielding literal who bowler
SCORESARE LEVEL
tie still possible
GG, shite batting, shite pitch
engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLLW
I'm nervous ffs
>>152682118dead rubber doesn't count.
GET FUCKED GET FUCKEDENGLAND HAVE WON THE ASHE---- oh wait
MORAL VICTORY STATUS: SECURED
i wouldnt celebrate this winid be more annoyed at how relatively easy it was and wonder why the first 3 werent closer
>>152682127this cric almost finished, then i pretend to care about tennis, then a month off and afl is basically starting
>>152682127>TennisIs that mexican still winning everything?
ENGLAND (and Wales) HAVE WON AN ASHES
Britjeet you in, mate?
>>152682137weakmind
5-0 avoidedFUCK4-1 just isn't as good.
ggwp England
>>152682138KEK KEK KEK
should have run a bye for a laugh
both teams should be embarassed by this test
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHGO HOME POZZIES
Moral victory achieved
Yeah, I’m thinking bazball is back
>Leg byes to winCowardly way to win. Use the bat you poofters.
Aussie media won't dare to abuse their players Probably about to suck them off for a week
Gg bongbros
>Can't even sweepMight be time to become a colony again lads. Wouldn't even have to change our flag or anything
poor bashir just sitting there watching
If the Ashes were like boxing, England would be the one holding them right now
No CumminsNo HazlewoodNo Lyon* win :)
the absolute state of australia
>win off a leg byeKEKNoG truly LOST
shit test but happy for the poms
It's 1-0-0 to England now in Pozzfailure tests.Yeah I started a new run that also has an arbitrary start date but it lists the number of draws this time.
Anyone know who currently holds the Ashes?
>>152682156>1 win, 16 losses, 2 draws from their last 19 tests in Australia More of a football nation really...
>drop black guy>win
gg bongbros
>>152682165Quite literally this
can't believe it we just lost the ashes
>>152682149pathetic to not have it be 5-0 after how much aus won the first 3 byvery very disappointing
lol good win give us your best CUNTS
what do i do now
I think all of Australia was cheering England on then, so proud of those lads
>>152682169sore winners KEK
Let’s not cope too hard
Should be 2-2, we were robbed of the decider.
gg ausbros
>>152682182im gonna drink a bottle of bourbon
who will the motm be bros no real standouts imo
*blows in*WELL WELL WELL
we...we did it...
Work just called lads
>>152682182Wank on the cards?
>>152682192curator
Don't even feel like a wank. gg Wales and England
Has the boxing day test ever been won in 2 days? We may be witnessing the best England side of all time or the worst australian side
Damn Isa played 8 whole tests? Wow
End of a drought. Gg poms
designated doomposting 2 hours begins now
*pats Australia on the head*Guess you don't have what it takes to be moral champs.
>>152682192Scott Boland
>>152682192Tongue
>>152682138Kek this, they’re celebrating because it’s the first test they’ve won in Aus in 15 years like it’s something to be proud of hahahaahhaahjaja
>>152682199no my dick isnt working
>>152682185im trying to make posts like im coping or making excuses so england bros can insult me and get that smug feel when you win this post is also cope by the way
Isas cleavage is inappropriate imo
Post her cleavage
>>152682216based stone and wood drinking man
Isa...oh my...
>>152682192Bethell, unironically
>no BBL on 7 tonightFuck>Jaws is on at 8Crisp
Final test is worth 5 wins
>>152682220not really needed is it
Isa cleavage
>Length of this match: 142 overs>Length of Perth match: 141.1 oversMoral victory for the Australians desu.
>>152682231this
isa gonna get on the piss something severe tonight
what a shit game of cricket
I'm not even happy. Just deflated thinking about what could've been, if we hadn't batted like complete retards in the previous three matches.
I'd be standing there with huge stiffy if Isa was interviewing me like that
The English crowd is soul, unironically
I'm sorry but isn't cricket like your only sport? It's only a summer activity here that we put out for the special needs kids for something to do until the real sport begins. You mean you lost a cricketing game at home to our special needs kids?? lmao!!
>>152682242i'd be autistcally over-avoiding looking at her tits
>>152682228Kek
im not one of those weird coomers that watches womens tennis obsessively but when I do watch womens tennis when the australian open or wimbledon is on I certainly enjoy it
Imagine if Isa and Mel did some oil wrestling in their underwear for Day 3
Honestly happy for you bongs >we are insufferable cunts when australia wins and most of the time its some solo freak performance by one or two players that saves >usgood win cunts
>>152682244(Real) football is growing slowly here (as other forms decline quite quickly)
>>152682241Yep, this is the cope narrative that your journos are going to spin until the series ends.Beaten by a better team in Brisbane and Adelaide, beaten by 1 player having a worldie in Perth, and this one was a coin flip of dreadful batting and poor bowling from both sides.
>>152682240It was awful, even worse than Perth
Look at these apes running around celebrating lmao
>>152682255>t.wogopolous popadopolou
>>152682237bad night to be a young white twink in the melbourne cbd
>>152682255No it isn’t, Pavlos.
I'm so fuckong horny
>>152682262yeah at least perth you expect to be fast even if it's that badthis was just shit plus it happening more than once in a series is always going to be worse
YOU BOWLED A LEG-BYE IN THE ASHES FINAL?
bourbon and iced tea time
>>152682255Based AFL (real football) fan
I've been saying that 3-0 is the most dangerous ashes lead...
>>152682274Same fuck
I wouldn't know where to look if a woman with her tits out was talking to me
it's been a good week for england
>>152682192Tongue. 5fer and 2 in the 2nd.
>>152682244One week of our real sport (AFL) has bigger crowds than a month of your """real sport""" (wogball).
4-1 FUCK OFF4-1 FUCK OFF4-1 FUCK OFF
>>152682274been thinking this myself the last few days
>steve smith crying maskkek
>London's iconic black cab under attackOH NO NO NO, BONGBROS, NOT LIKE THIS!
gg england, enjoy while it lasts
Bad night to be Ben Ducketts liver
>>152682274*be's here for you*
>>152682293didn't realise it was just the one
>>152682266>>152682268I'm not a wog>>152682280I'm not gay
Finna eat something
So when do we get another batch of generational talents out of shield again?
Cameron Green and Michael Neser need to fuck off
>>152682301hes quite busy
Todd Greenberg complaining about how much money they lost from the 2 day test lol typical
>>152682308fuck off richardson first the cunt bowled an 8 ball over in test cricket and gave out heaps of other extras cunt probably put on more runs with the ball than green did with the bat the pussy
dunno why yall udder britishers so happydiss victory garn keep spaz and stokes in the job for monfsif they lost diss from that winning position and wiv the bizarre decisions made they woulda been out in instantnow it garn look like bazballis back
>>152682312pitches lose riches
matched with bethell on grindr
tongue next to isa
>>152682317>4d chess from smith to lose this game so baz and stokes stay in charge and play like shit for the next few years to neutralise england in the wtc
>>152682324Good luck mate
>Adelaide had a bigger crowd than MelbourneRadelaide can't stop winning.
imagine all the pies and chips going straight into the dumpster
Anyone else thinking about what Isa would look like riding their cock? Would love to fuck that pink slit
>>152682329Corrr
>>152682329cant wait
A KWAB hereA KWAB therePozzfailureHas KWABs e'rywhere
2 day tests are shitSort It Outbbl looms
this guy sounds deano as fuck
>>152682329fuck of americanised freak
>Isa interviewing a tall player>With that necklace and cleavage on full displayLots of glances downwards. She's smiling each time it happens.
I’m horny as fuck
>>152682336>>152682337huh how did the same person post twice so quickly
>>152682335imagine how well-spoken she would be through it all>oh yes, right there, oh that's terrific
How come Smith speaks like a normal person?
wouldnt mind picking up a tranny slut off grindr tonite
>>152682341you're trying way too hard
>>152682346nick daicos isnt a seagull mate its obviously 2 posters
did fox not include green's wicket in the highlights? his PR is disgusting
>>152682244You invented cricket to give you an excuse to avoid your women in the summer
>>152682354>nick daicos isnt a seagullincredulousface.jpg
>>152682349>gets up off you right before you cum >ooohhhhh hes edged it hard there!
Stokes is a fuckin homo
That's it. I'm having a wank.
>>152682344PHWOOArwould lvoe to see her in some real porn not that jav bollox
Anyone want to see my dick before Big Bash?
>>152682344My gym has a really narrow 2 part staircase and I always feel like a perv going up or down it at the same time as a woman because I get a great view of either the arse or cleavage
>>152682367so does mine, love it
>>152682360G A JAJ
>>152682363JAV is real you big poof.
>>152682367>as a womanhi haha did you like the cricket today ahah not good for us aussies lol asl?
Some of you need your heads checked.
Anyone else horny as fuck?
might get a tan this summer, never had one before
>>152682379insane in the membrane WEEEWEWEW
Alyssa Healy is not only annoying she's fucking stupid, wish she'd fuck off
Big Brain League wins again, I'm afraid that test cricket is FINISHED.
>>152682384Remember to use sunscreen never do it for too long
>>152682395why did you bowl so shit today mitch
Stick around fellas, BBL later!
>>152682400thanks mate, gonna look for a non-greasy one because i won't use it otherwise
>winning the Ashes :l>losing the Ashes, but bankrupting the Australian cricket board with yet another farcical 2 day test match :0
someone start a skribbl
A-league into big bash, I’ve got a stiff cock, need some noise lads. Uber eats looms
>bbl customers also watch a league knew they were retards
>>152682424of course they are, they watch bbl
might be time to have A Beer
>>152682433
Holy fuck that guy's got hairy arms in the Melbourne vs Sydney BBL promo picture.
Why don't they just use the remaining 3 days for the 5th test given everything's set up and good to go
>>152682440me and most of the guys in my town have a huge crush on a very hirsute chick
>>152682443reckon they could have some exhibition friendlies or something
alyssa looms like a kid on stilts
test cricket purists are faggots
brother apparently got punched in the head by the uber driver last night kek
>>152682407
why is this allowed? mods??
punched some faggot and his mincing boyfriend at work last night, not having two blokes make out in my car, simply not having it
>>152682459/sp/ is a /cric/ general
>halfway through bbl season>one ashes test leftbros...
>>152682459what's your issue mate
>>152682459
Footy season is just way bigger than cricket season
>>152682460Based über standards upholder
>Draper out of the Aus OpenFUUUUUUUUCK
>caring about pennis
imagine how fast lyon's second wife finna dab out after this career ending hammy.
ALL HAIL NOW THE PANOPTICON SEE ALL AROUND ME ALL OF MY FAILURETRAPPED UNDER THIS DOMINION
Cancel the 5th test and re do the Ashes in June/July in Ingerland.
>>152682459How come wogball is allowed to flood the board with low effort spam threads but if any other sport isn't contained to 1 singular general people start throwing a hissy fit
you might say Draper is curtains
>>152682484Done Draper
1 bong till BBL
>>152682460Based lad, 5 stars
Sack uzzieSack stoveSack cuckminsSack the coach (i dont even know who it is)
>>152682495been saying for a long time that the sport needs its own board
>>152682500so true
The statue of Stokes is being built at the MCG as we speak.
>>152682484What a miserable career. He'd be a guaranteed future GS winner, if his body wasn't a crocked pile of shit.
Australia's rising star Jerrssis Wadia.
>>152682536TRUEBLUEOCKERSTRAYN
poofta dog but hes quite cute at times
>>152682558>My fellow border collies, we need to let the pitbulls in for more diversity!
>Jofra Archer stretching out blonde Aussie sheilas while the team wins without him.Might be time to think about a career change
>>152682558>How do you do, fellow labradors
almost time for The Thinking Man's Cricket to start
>>152682536Does he bowl Chinaman?
the man thinking about gay porn
The English lads wanted to end that one quickly to get 3 a 3 day bender in
>>152682581first and final warning
Do youse feel like its a weird time of the year in a good way? like crickets on and its not next year and there isnt really any obligations and theres a heap of special.l days like boxing chrissy new years everyones relaxed its my favourite time of the year by far
>>152682536>wadia doin tonight? xx
>>152682566>>152682571please dont
>>152682590no its kinda vague and i cant get anything done because all the shops are closed
>>152682590people are focussed on their families and enjoying life, not working all the time. could be like this all year round but people don't choose to for some reason
>>152682590yeah it's great couldn't imagine having a period like this where it's cold as and gets dark at 3:30pm or whatever
>>152682558this dog approached my jack russell at the park and asked if he was interested in a loan
>>152682587Still find it wild we can just talk about 'the sub-continent' and nobody really bats an eye.
>>152682615literally true, it's the lower (more south) continental plate that's ramming into asia
some more slow and methodical cricket in 30mins
>>152682629Wouldn't mind ramming some Asia myself iykwim
>losing to England’s c team kek KEK
one english test win in australia is worth three australian test wins in england
>>152682650*be's here for you*
StrikerGODS in the house tonight!
remember that time alex carey executed a stunning & legal stumping and got death threats for it and the long room members literally shat themselve collectively lmao, england is not a serious country.
>>1526827175 wrong statements in this post
dead poomunity
There is only one God and his prophet Joseph Smith
/afl/ offseason is shit>>152682731sorry mate i was playing with my bum
drinking too fast can tell this is gonna end poorly
>>152682768what are you drinking
>>152682775bourbon and iced tea m8
>>152682781is it good?
>>152682768>>152682781crisp tim mcdonald's mum
>>152682792the best
Business Idea: Have a single beer with dinner and then stop
>>152682803crisp dave grohl
>>152682797wonder if he had mel and mel over for chrimbo lunch
>>152682807wont be investing
>two two-day testsWhat the fuck are the groundskeepers doing?
Where's the laugh at convicts thread? Two dogshit teams one dogshit series ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>152682819killing test cricketing [based]
my heaties gonna kick arse tonight!!
my prosties are gonna lick arse tonight!
where would singaporean cricket be now if dim tavid didn't defect to his country of residence?
will they take their losses out of the groundspersons pay?
Chris Lynn is a fraud
Lynnie is so lynnsane that he's wearing the wrong jersey!!!
>>152682861Bald fraud
Do yous blokes clap along at home when they play the addams family song?
reminder that flinders university changed their logo from a silhouette of a tall ship because it was 'problematic'
Between both these teams there's not enough good players to make a full XI.
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF >>152682875yeah and I sing the sweet caroline song
>>152682875yeah but i fuck up the clap timing
>>152682875I say CLICK CLICK out loud
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>152682878isn't the name problematic as well?
>>152682875did they just steal this from baseball?
>>152682878I like how unis are absolutely void of logic like you could go the pub to watch the cricket and find more wisdom
>>152682527Weak eng shitter genetics
>>152682878lmao
damn renshaw played in the ashes today and now he's backing it up in the bbl, what a chad
>>152682899What a grim life. Do you have even a single friend?
day 3 tickets were sold out kek
>>152682893based lad in the same pub as me sitting in the corner alone drunkenly yelling to stop bowling short
>>152682913Sorry no refunds
>>152682913*be's diving under a train at "town hall" station*
>bowling 2 wides and a no ball in the same over, then getting a wicket on your last ball of the same overI'm thinking based
WHEN IM ALL ALONE IN MY JAIL CELL I TEND TO GET IN MY FEELINGS ALL I SMOKE IS THAT LOUD DONT PASS ME NO DUCKETT
i already watched a t20 this afternoon haha get it lads
is there any reason why they don't use pink ball for bbl?
someone got the bitcrusher on at kayo
Is t20 unironically the high IQ format now?
>>152682913The grounds people and both teams will be fed to lions tomorrow. Worth keeping your ticket for that.
>>152682932They last longer than tests in Australia these days
>>152682932>nowyou're late to the party, but we're all glad you made it
Mitchell Starc, homosexual
this shit is bananas b a n a n a s
>>152682947He would be very popular down the 'works
CARM ON GET SARM FUARKERN WICKETS
>>152682913>allegedly made the pitch the way it was because there was weather on the way to day 3, 4 and 5 >test ends on day 2
told him to do that
Weibgen isn't a real name
lmao shitbane are cunting garbage
>>152682953they heard ya
Smoith averaging 29
i've got a huge weibgen
>>152682964related to smoth or smith?
>>152682967They both spell and pronounce their name differently.
>wake up >England have won in Australiaa nice feeling
>>152682964actually its 43
>>152682976My captain.
>>152682974And Stuart Broad proved right about this being the worst Australian team, he just wrong about it being the best English team.
nigga finna draw sonic fr
shit matchgarn rub one instead
>>152682987Did he actually say this was the “best England team” fairly sure he didn’t. Also it’s fair to say that overall it’s be a relatively weaker Australia this series.Also in all the seethe against Broad lots of Australians seemed to have forgotten they thought the series would be a lot closer, especially when Cummins, Hazelwood and Lyon were all ruled out for the first test.
>>152682976He’s still shit.
>>152682999what to m8
>>152682997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
>>152683012people from newtown would unironically listen to this
>>152683011something amateur I reckon
>>152683022the new safdie joint?
>>152683022solo?
>>152683027Isn't that only out in January here>>152683030could be a goerStop talking to Chris Lynn
>>152683027>saf dieDon’t mind if they do.
>>152683022The Australian cricket teams performance today?
>>152683036hey fuck you boy
remember when everyone though brockhampton was the shit dire times
>>152683045dutchie logging on soon surely
>>152682928see what i was saying here is that todays test match resembled a t20
scared for my heaties lads
Ohhhh shit sa20 is on today
>>152683046Strange, I randomly thought of them last night after ages.
>>152683073will he make an appearance?
Full Moon Jan 3rdkeen as a bean
>>152683078based werewolf
>>152683078Based astrology bitch
2 SIXES IN A ROW WILL THERE BE A THIRD
>>152683087not sure mate, i'll let you know
I enjoy hurting people
>>152683078>full moon in Canceroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wales and England have won the dead rubber 4th test against the not known for their IQ boys
>i have the cricket channel on my cable package lol i'll watch along and try to learn the rules
>>152683101HOLY MOTHER OF BASED BIG STRONG AMERICAN PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>152683101I've only been watching since the Perth cricket meet, but I think the people holding the bats are trying to score as few "runs" as possible.
>>152683078woah i know sweetheart thats crazy hey. i actually have some quartelarterzerite in my room upstairs wanna see??
>>152683101Show us your package mate. Its the rules of this general
>>152683104please dont be hostile towards thank you
>>152683095hurt people hurt people
I have two toilets in my house and I think one of them has a stronger flush but I cant work out which one because I block them both regularly
Nobodys making the pitches a certain way lol, its just rolled grass
why are strikers bogarting all the shithouse spinners? got to share them around
>>152683116Checkout the king of France over here with two toilets.
>>152683081>>152683083>>152683098>>152683112I just like looking at her because she's pretty. Sit outside with a glass of red and just look...
>>152683101more of a sebLORD man myself
missed the test today so missed half the testfml (fudge my life)
>>152683116I've never experienced a blocked toilet
>>152683115Trvke
>>152683101fuck off sebshit
>>152683127yeah this seems like something an American would do
Americans be like:>its totally normal to shit your pants twice a year!haha
>>152683127>>152683135its our diet >>152683137i say this
>>152683101is there even any cricket on now?
>>152683144yesim watching Brisbane heat vs Adelaide strikers
I think some of you need to get it in your thick skulls that t20 is cricket
>>152683127i once was sexting with a girl id been going out with for about 5 months and suddenly had to take a huge shit. kept messaging her while i was shitting and it wouldnt flush and all i could think about was that shes probably done the same thing to a dunny before and broke up with her because i was disgusted every time i saw her after that
>>152683146im really happy for you with all that mate but i asked if there was any cricket on
>>152683149was your gf also a fat overeating pig like you?
>>152683152what im watching isnt cricket?what is it then? its on the cricket channel ffs
>>152683149Understandable, disgusting how they do that probably.
If you won't acknowledge that Big Bash is cricket then get the fuck out of my general
seppos block loos because for ages their shitters had tiny trapways that would always clog when anything larger than a pingpong ball was flushed
seething testies
Unironically better batting technique on display here than earlier today
>>152683166bro was just knocked on his arse mate
>>152683147not true at all
dont ya think its hot to think of a sexy woman doing a massive shit?
>>152683164seething because their beloved test match was a clown show, trying to take it out on the age old tradition of T20
>>152683177BASEDONG
>>152683177It is
fucking retard dropped itthat has to be bad, right?
looks like the shils are out in force
DROPPED THE BASHES
disrespect T20 and I will disrespect the integrity of your skull with my kaboom bat
you don't like cricket
Watching football (soccer). Would rather cricket but there's none on.
faggot test cricket purist
>>152683186atrocious really
>>152683198>>152683198>>152683198
the only shills around here are seething testies the rest of us are just trying to enjoy some cricket
