ENGLAND WIN the Boxing Day Test @ Melbourne
YFO
shitty pissys for dinner
pitty shissys for breakfast
first for the BBL brought to you by KFC FLG
>FLGfags, lebs and gypos
>its 3am
NOT BAD HEATIES
>BBL big breasted ladies?
YOUVE FOUND A PLACE THAT CALLS YOU UNDER A NORTHERN SKYLINE WRAP UP YOUR MEMORIES AND FLY AWAY FROM ME
>>152683229corr thats one of the best personalities in cricket commentary world wide
Test
Nice to see a smile on his face for once :3
>>152683242good looking fella, wearing a hat mind
I hate two day tests
>>152683242kek
MEGAN MEGAN MEGAN
>starcGOD and HeadGOD save australia in perth and brisbane with freak performances >CumGOD with a reliable day 5 result in adelaide>sandpaper steve with terrible reviews, shitty field placements, poor bowler rotations, poor batting and exposing 3 tail enders to protect his average resulting in all of them getting out was sandpaper steve, dare I say it, exposed?
>>152683257just not a very sexy name at all
>>152683261lost me virginity to a megan so the name will always be sexy to me
>>152683229fuck man it looks nice and heavy
In honour of their victory today we should discuss some of our favourite british bands
anyone here old enough to remember test cricket?
>no feminine penisyou're slipping poosh
>>152683271why does it look crumbly?
yuck
>>152683268I was at Allan Border's last game at the scg
>>152683271south africa's finest
>>152683261for me its roxanne
why did we let the bongs win? it ruined my weekend.
>>152683280she doesn't have to turn on the red light
>>152683280charlotte or mikaela for me
>>152683242Fake AI slop, ol toothpicks doesn’t care about cricket.
I've never met an ugly Amanda
>>152683271That's a man
>>152683271Would ravage sexually multiple times
ausbros weve really flown off the handle since losing a single test match aye
>>152683300ive met, and fucked, multiple times, an ugly amanda
madison/madisan/madisen/madyson/madisyn for me
>>152683298
>>152683326Thoughts on Maddy for short?
>>152683326corrrr now thats a sluts name >>152683327non artisanal
>>152683331
>>152683330its not the worst abbrev'd girls name but prefer the long form
>>152683326All yank slop picked by pornsluts
>>152683334I this
>>152683334>ashes - 138 >the ashes - 2/53who is winning?
at least the princess of nottinghamshire will be happy
chris lynns a pussy these days
>>152683347best sex i ever had was with a girl from nottingham by a long way too
>>152683326I'd be put off by a woman named "Son of Matthew" too.
would put the kids college tuitions on grace hayden having the middle name "rose"
>>152683358rose, jade (jayde), anne, belle, lee (leigh) - take your pick
WHAT A SPELL FROM AFRIDI
girl named alison would be cool only because i like the slowdive song
haydos is a pretty shit (catholic) parent if he raised and lets his daughter slut around like that
>managing to lose to this England team even with the Ashes wonthe state of poopeelia
why do they call it a spell?
>>152683372cricket is played by wizards
ok im sorry for asking but...................what's the scroe? lol
>>152683376there's no cricket on mate
pawgs at the gym
>>152683376strikers have 18 chasing 180
stumpy chunky masculine bloke legs. might as well fuck men (which evidently you do anyway since you go to a gym)
>>152683384thanks>>152683377ok
>>152683376The adelaide strikers have to reach the same number of runs as the brisbane heat did and exceed it by at least one point (in cricket they're called runs)
>>152683389WOOOOW JUST LIKE US!!
>>152683383that one on the left is so far past being a woman, far too much mass on hersad really
>>152683389VOLUMES
>>152683389theres this bloke wearing shorts scrolling tiktok while he has his tea right...but get this...lil monkey fella...
>>152683396this poster does not drive a ford falcon
>>152683383imagine grabbing their sweaty post workout tiny gstrings
>>152683376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfhTPGSy1aM
gyms are for insecure faggots
>>152683402I would drive them if they ever showed up on the car sharing apps I use to get around
>>152683411just buy one mate you cant be that povo
>>152683413ive got a lot of money but its logistics, theres no car parking in sydney cbd and I live in sydney cbd
>>152683415you don't need a car, save yourself the dosh
every australian should own a falcodore at some point
>>152683415>I live in sydney cbd
lying in bed listening to an audiobook then just fell asleep
>Plantation Homesoooff
Based England bankrupting Cricket Australia by denying them the revenue of multiple days of test cricket.
>>152683421own 2 falcs atm, 6 commos and 9 falcs total (so far)
Anyone here ever played DnD?Thinking my next character should wield a cricket bat
>>152683436I tried playing baldurs gate 3 but got bored 3 minutes in
>>152683198I lol'd
>>152683408damn aussie bro i really appreciate that link
>go outside for a cig >half the neighbourhood has a fire going smells like winter lads. the great australian summer
>sadelaide shitters
I smell a batpersoning poolaspse
poor over for the batters there, but conversely; a good one for the fielding team
Crisp Adelaide United win
>shitbane
Pushing out a big ol' engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLLL vs convicts. Cricket Australia would be happy with this one
Imagine how many Westpac ads the boys are gonna have to do to make up that ticket revenue
>>152683466Left it late but >we got there in the end
Is Kempsey a nice place to visit?
>>152683434got a BA and FG. would have an EL too if i had money and room for it
ok, >we're done
>>152683476if you're indigenous Australian sure
Got a 2008 FG Falcon XR6, but the old 5 speed auto one, not the 6 speed.
>>152683327AI saving his hairline better than he can save his on court game if he wasn't a gigantic pussy who's too scared to pop down to da 'bra and take his beating
>Big BashOr as we say in my senpai "dad's home from the pokies"
>Harry John Manenti is an Australian-born Italian cricketer why are pasta poofs like this?
>>152683478would rather have an '89 BMW
SA20 in 15 bingsget dual screen ready
>>152683492I'm an Australian-born Englishman
>>152683496I like how they show hot women on the coverage
>>152683492and I'm a South Sudan-born Australian. So what?
>>152683501i like how south africa feels like the late 00s still (phones and consumerist technology haven't ruined society yet)
what the fuck is this commentary>*sharply inhales through teeth into the microphone*
>>152683505snap?
Reminder convict """men""" blindsided this model off convict survivor and kept some peewee gremlin in the game
>>152683511ask your hs sisza
>>152683472Congrats mate, Smits seems like a nice guy
Reminder less than 1 in 10 people give Zachy's pretending to be Indian gimmick a (you)
>>152683478based based based. used to flog ef/el v8s when i was a teenager cos you could pick them up for 1000 bucks. me n my mates would put in a few 100 each for one and beat it to death then buy another one a few weeks later. would always go to one guys house for pre drinks that lived on a cul de sac and do doeys at the end his road and the people that lived there complained to the cops once about about the 'white falcon' from his house always doing burnouts. cops turned up one night and we had blown the white one up and scrapped it by then, had a maroon ef in the driveway, told them it wasnt us but we had seen the white one too and they left price of them now is ridiculus we probably scrapped 30k worth of cars in todays marketalso rolled a 100 series in the bush and just left it there
>>152683498kek
Based australians letting england and wales win one to save facehttps://youtu.be/VOgFZfRVaww
going for the blue team
HE LEFT HIS BAT BEHIND WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR
>>152683513they always kick out the hot slags first
Reminder 128kbps six string eng shitter was mentally disintegrated so badly by a little 12bb with a Caribbean twist vocaroo he never posted another one of his dogshit out of tune out of rhythm out of intonation vocaroos again*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>152683520Still bumping the “laugh at England” thread he made after the Perth Test. Genuinely mentally ill.
bien woerking awn muy seth aefrican accent
They call me Donkey down at the station. Yeah, I've got a really big penis.
Didn't deny pretending to be Indian I notice
victory is slipping out of the greasy fingers of the heat
>>152683536I remember annoying my south African high school classmate with mine
>>152683550NOT YET THEY'RE AREN'T
Faf heemed
T20 spin is so ugly. That didn't even look like a proper release
>>152683536crazy how the saf accent sounds cool but the peewee one sounds like a 5 year old talking saffers just reversed the vowels in the right way
i went to school with a seth efrican which isn't unusual for Perth but he was black which is unusual. spoke just like the whites and liked white things like rugby and cricket and braaivleis
>>152683562
>>152683568When did Beckham start playing cricket?
gonna throw up
WINGLAND
>>152683584all of these look disgusting
>>152683591
MY heaties
>>152683584the kind of drinks i came up with when i was 16 and limited in what piss i had access to
>>152683584>half vodka, half coke
Australia's own Jerrsses Wadia
WICKET SIXSIXSIX
>lel human misery XDXD
since when did chinese people get good at cricket
SOMEBODY STOP WADIA HE'S OUTTA CONTROL
WALLOP
WADIA MEAN!?
>saturday 10pm >everyone in the pub picking up sluts to root >im drinking at home alone
>>152682536why am I so good at picking generational talents? and why am I not getting paid for my talents?
>>152683620You’re never alone with your /cric/ mates
>young south african player named Matthew De Villiers >allegedly not related to AB De Villiers they're hiding something
>overtonnever gets a ton
RIB TICKLER
>whacks him right in the ol' beater >instantly picks up the ball up and throws it at the stumpskekKEKK E K
>>152683624if i didnt have cric i would literally be sitting here staring at the wall kek
This guy's getting the shit beat out of him
pissbin FEARS the mighty wad
best sa20 moment
>>152683650would hold hands with
>>152683650sensational pits
>>152683650what a disgusting woman
>>152683650incorrect
>>152683662wholesome
why are you allowed to keep the ball at certain times if it's hit into the crowd?m. owen's opening ball six last night was caught in the crowd, woman threw it back then scorchieman threw it back to her to keep
>>152683662i need a wife like this
>>152683662kino
>>152683676new rule in the 1st over if its a crowd shot you're allowed to keep it
>>152683650i love white women
>>152683678That's a bloke m8
>>152683681What a weird ass rule. Are youngies so rotted they will change the channel if they don't see a six within 3 deliveries? Lmao.
WE ALL GET STUCK HERE SOMETIMES AND I HOPE IT TAKES US ALL NIGHT ILL STAY TILL YOU FEEL ALRIGHT COS WE ALL GET STUCK HERE SOMETIMMEEESSSSSSS
that ball fell short for short lol
Will Wood?
WADIA MEEEEEEAN??????
HE JUST DROPPED THE BIG BASH
>ass
>>152683696ducketts playing in the bbl too?
WADIAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEAN!?!?!?
Thinking I'll get on the rums and edge for the next 3 hours
you fucking retarded MUTT
luke wouldn't hahaha
>>152683724dont post on my behalf please mate
THIS ONES GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE
kino ending this one
Nearly got Hughes'd holy fuck kek
not the ol philly H.
POOLAPSE
HEATIES
those back of the head protectors look like won't protect shit
>>152683733Actually a good game for once
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAN!?!?!?!?
>adelaide>chokingname a more iconic duo
MY HEATIES
don't care about boring bog league
games gone
that was given out yesterday at the ashes
THAT WAS OUT
SAME OLD CHEATING QUEERLANDERS
Australia just dont get Cricket
the fix is inadelaide mafia too strong
THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL
Heatie holocaust
>>152683768and yet we have the BBL which is the game at its best
BASED BASED BASED
>>152683786thats a wicket in the ashes
day-boo
i HATE q*eensland and q*eenslanders
>>152683799this but g*rmans
>>152683799Crisp mate
the fuck are these retards smokingput it in slow motion, it smashes into the ground first. no fucking ball bounces off your fingers like that. it it did, it would obliterate your fingersthis captcha is even more retarded than the cuts saying that was a catch
BALKIN ON HIS DEBUT!!!!!!!!!!IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY :D
>>152683799YOUR HEATIESMY HEATIES
NOTHING CAN STOP MY HEATIES
big bash is kino
Go down in a vat of bundy, banana bending scum
good game. fuck pissbin tho, hope you all get stabbed by stingrays
based bbl should be sponsored by Deliveroo because it always delivers
Well, at least MY (Adelaide) United won
time for sa20
a win for good, honest, muscular queensland over the perfidious, cowardly, umpire bribing, snakes of adelaide
bbl? i sleep sa20? now its kino time
>>152683826Yes in ripping style too
>>152683826>>152683813>2 minutes apart
Why do all the teams sound Indian?
>>152683847>gamling
>>152683847i bet Pretoria has an insane scorer who sucks at everything else
Perth Super KingsAdelaide RoyalsMI MelbourneGeelong TitansHobart CapitalsGreater Western Sydney Super GiantsSydney KingsKanberra Knight RidersRoyal Challengers BrisbaneSunrisers Gold Coast
>>152683863>t. ICC
>>152683863India so powerful they rename capital city
andrew symonds is alive and playing for pretoria
>>152683867and steal a basketball team and one up two afl teams
>>152683863No need for MI, Melbourne can just straight up be the Indians.
>>152683870dadza liked symonds as he was a keen fisher
>>152683883based dadza desu mate :)u go fishing with him?
why do you guys like the ipl so much?
Any of you fellas familiar with ABC journos? She looks okay in the first couple of pics, but is a fat lesbian in the last pic, which I assume is current.
Taking another engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLLL vs convicts. Just to make Cricket Australia happy
>>152683896>abc journo >interested in monogamy (X) DOUBT
>>152683896jordan bissell, insta's open
>>152683889i did yeahfishing is very calming but not so popular over here anymore
>>152683896>I'm a bogan>Identifies as liberal Wouldn't touch
catch and release man meno barbed hooks either
THE CROWD'S ON A HAT TRICK
>>152683650Convict """men""" would vote her off convict survivor immediately but keep this to the end
BACK TO BACK CROWD CATCHES
>>152683847sound like subpar cigars
>>152683909nice bro. went myself with dadza once and he was too scared to pick up the flathead i caught cos he thought they were poisonous if youre really into it come for a holiday in aus theres really good deep sea fishing here and you can charter a boat for a day.
your friends could call you ho'ju
>>152683863>Greater Western Sydney Super Giantsdillon is going to have your balls in a vice
>>152683909>anymoreWhy, what changed?
>>152683938Big brained subhooman eng shitters dump all their toxic waste into their rivers and drinking water sources
im breaking through im bending spoons im keeping flowers in for bloom im looking for answers from the great beyond
>>152683925Flathead barbs are so annoying when they get you you bleed for hours, I always tried not to pick them up too lol
>>152683896cold eyes
>>152683938dadza and i drifted apart don't do much like that anymore
>>152683952yeah but he thought they were like stone fish and would kill him if he got stung lol
>>152683960Kek based dadza poof
>>152683938The Cod War really did a number on the English psyche
>>152683969meant diana's murder btw
>>152683979Bitch deserved little better tbf
sad how william's a spineless numale wimp
OH I WISH IT COULD BE CRICMAS EVERY DAY WITH THE ENGLAND LADS WINNING AT THE G EVERYDAY-E-AY
>>152683979>>152683982she drove an escort rs turbo she might actually be the most based woman to ever exist
cricket a bit of a microcosm of society when you think about it. an experiment, if you will. and as over the past couple of days england has show drastic improvements by removing the N-
>"bazball">had to rely on good bowling to win because the batting's shitbit in this
>>152684003business idea: bazbowl
>>152684010I like it!
>>152683993> stopped pretending to be indian
CA will force a road in sydney to minimise losses and mccucklum will be exposed once again
>need to go to bed >too drunk to lie down without spewing grim
how will europe going to war next year impact the criccy
>>152684021imagine the scenes if mcgrath dead wife didn't get her day
>>152684027Europe aren’t going to war
>>152684031they should make all the hot chicks be topless to raise breast awareness
>>152684041t. herbert asquith
Worcestershire's Josh Tongue leads England to a MASSIVE victoryAussies in danger of losing the Ashes hereWhoever wins the final Test officially becomes reigning champ
Odds on Lyon and Khawaja retiring at the Sydney test?
Two parkrun performances in the last three days have been a little sub-par tbqhwyObviously I've still finished in the top 25 runners each time (out of 400-750) but think I'm about 45 seconds off my peak, not sure I'm getting below 18:30 againHave struggled with a chronic illness in the last 2 years and I think that's taken a toll
>>152684065Last goal wins
A European war without Australian or American involvement is necessary.
>>152684071i don't think the elephant-murdering conman will allow anyone to disrupt his annual rort
I want to be fucked from behind tonight
why is /afl/ so gay?
What do Europeans add to the world?
>>152684113a glimpse into Australia's future when cricket retires
>>152684026Go for a chuck mate it’s always worth it
have often thought about which (mainland) european country i would best assimilate to if i were forced to move
>>152684121Europe doesn’t actually have many immigrants because the living conditions are Africanish. They can not attract many. Only Australia and Canada get immigrants.
The maccas burps are tasting sooo good
But the idea that taking in massive swarms of brown immigrants is a good idea came from European thinkers. That’s ironic. Come up with these dumb ideas that they never implement, Aus/nz/can/USA just get conned into implementing. Ideological terrorism is the main thing Europe produces.
politics is fucking gay poofter nerd shit
Yeah man it was totally a European idea and not you know who
Europe also came up with modern “architecture” but they still have all their old gay looking fag buildings while Australia and America demolished their much better looking masculine cities to build European Le Corbusier nonsense.
