> Boxing DayTRANSCHESTER DILATED 1 - 0 NEWCASTLE UNITED> 27thNOTTINGHAM FOREST 1 MAN CITY 2WEST HAM vs. FULHAMBRENTFORD vs. BOURNEMOUTHLIVERPOOL vs. WOLVESARSENAL vs. BRIGHTONBURNLEY vs. EVERTONCHELSEA vs. VILLA> 28thSUNDERLAND vs. LEEDSPALACE vs. SPURS
>>152685686Oh my
MARGIE PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS ODEGAARD DID SOMETHING AFTER 2 YEARS
why aren't liverpool beating wolves yet
Newcastle. Shit
no one wants to watch arsenal and their shitty terrorist ball over the holsget over it
>mememouth falling apart
Lmao at you fuckers thinking iraola is a good manager
Petrobitch
Your smelling salts, sir.
>>152685689Why does he look like Suarez
Newcastle lost last night to the worst United in living memory Eddie "Howe" Coward said it was an irrelevant result and yes he literally said this
>>152685779i don't get the smelling salts meme, wogs don't use them
It would be fucking Wolves wouldn't it
Arsenal are boring me to death, which game should I put on
>>152685822Play the chicken game with a moving train
>>152685832sorry mate I'm no Indian
>Wirtz goal
>>152685711>Newcastle. ShitAgreed. We have the vastly superior Sunderland now, get these Saudi cock suckers away from the Premier League.
>>152685861They're both shitNorth East clubs are grim
Basically Spurs got mentioned so Mr. Finker has to mention Arsenal and is now on a spam frenzy about them. It's a Yid Army tradition and they don't understand how this makes them seem small
My girl is working at the blues today, they should comfortably batter DerbyCan't believe not only is there only a single premier league match today but it's on at fucking 8pm. The absolute state of football.
>>152685906your girl is getting bummed today and not by you
fulham are so shit away
>>152685906how many stolen scarves did she give out as gifts this year? purse full of nicked sausages too lest we forget
corrr am finkin nuno could do it
>>152685883fuck off
>>152685952West Ham don't have the players for it.
lads it's wuffs
Erm are we cooking
This Wolves team might be worse than Derby.
>>152686013artetenyahu Will pay for this
>>152685951you aren't funny
>>152686026neither is theft
>>152686019no shit
Gyokeres couldn't score in a brothel. Poor guy gets in a the right places and it just never falls his way or someone gets in the way.
>>152686034Ironic coming from a joke thief
Wolves have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
>>152686043worst signing of the season
>Liverscum LMAO
>>152686056they're doing it kek
Kevin Schade.....
>>152686050that's a serious accusation my friend
Rutter is fucking shit senpai Leeds scum
>>152686095Mencia was based though
Brighton 90’+5 incoming
>>152685686West Ham Fulham Burnley Everton and Wolves need to go downAt the same time
>>152686121the rarely-seen 1-2 win
CHARLOTTE PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS SAKA JUST DID A MAGNIFICENT BACKHEEL
>>152686129All got more home points in the Premier League in the entire year of 2025 than Spurs btw
how many points did spurs get at home
>>152686147yeah yids can't play ball we get it
the Bournemuff experiment is over
>>152686111you're thinking of george lopez (but he also wasn't based)
Iraola went from being one of the most hyped up managers in the league to probably getting sacked. mad
Rice is so fucking good at whipping it in.
>>152686171Not his fault when the club keeps selling their best players. Kerkez, while abysmal for Liverpool, was great for them.
>>152686180>Rice is so fucking good at whipping it in.extremely homoerotic post
>>152686181Truffert has done pretty well, it's not the issue
do you guys rate the tactic of specifically starting the guy who used to play for the other team
>making news at 440 posts>splitting threadswhat is wrong with you people
>>152686181don't forget Darren Huijson
I haven’t watched Brentford a lot this year but Thiago looks really great. He’s been excellent this game even without any goals.
Oh my days, Elizabeth, our boy is WHIPPING it in
>>152686197Always works in football manager (for the opposition)
Sky Sports News' account got hacked https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/2004950765484626408
>>152686201I asked this in the thread that was made first and was told that OP of this thread is a Liverpool fan who got triggered by the other thread. Never thought spee would see some people develop the need for safe spaces
>>152686201what do you mean 'you people'?
>>152686228kek
>>152686239Wonder what their password was.
Asquith please FETCH me some more San Pellegrino SMELLING SALTS, our BOY has been WHIPPING them in ALL season
>>152686243the other thread is unseemly
>>152686255kek againhappy hannukah btw lol
blud fan arteta is bare sick
>>152686270kek lol
>Cold Palmer
>>152686265wdym
>>152686281bit of a reach
Cool it with the antisemitism
>>152686292sure thing mr. Liam delop off my willy
just got a warning for talking about a club and the amount of home points they got in the PL over 2025
Arsenal need another goal cause if not here comes the Arteta special of sitting deep for the last 10 minutes of the game inviting teams to put pressure on them.
Spurs are SHIT
>>152686239during prime Soccer Saturday hours at that!!
>>152686300it's >liam delop off my willy, I won't be needing THAT any longerand it rolls off the tongue
mantroony announcing xer reports, KEK
>>152686321I'm just going to go ahead and assume you've already done that and are announcing as much, and I in turn will act accordingly
>>152686330should probably keep your mouth closed then
>>152686338done him
I'm cummingSo you better this party started
>>152686321both are spamming since they're before bump limit anyway
Which part of Nyew Assle are ya from like
raya is such a good goalkeeper
oh no semenyo
>>152686366get off the fence yank, show some bloody backbone
>>1526864109 goals in 17 matches at mid table club for a winger is insane
look at the timestamps kek
>>152686436KEK fucking done him
>>152686436HOWLING
>>152686424He seems like what Mane was to Southampton back in the day, curious to see how he does in a more possession heavy team like city against low blocks
Think I just saw Elizabeth in the Emirates crowd
>>152686475fucking slag
West Ham are down
omds Fulham finally won away
Nice whiff by that hammer guy
Wolves could use Jimenez back
arseanal play like shit
>London Olympic stadium in the championshipKEK
>>152686535what comes out of arse(during)anal? shit.
Fucking hell Semenyo is a balla
Isis
>>152686610All goals are defensive mistakes
>>152686610shalom
gonna enjoy WHFTV later.
>>152686610top kekalmost takes the edge off my shit club an dere home ptss in 2025
>>152686630tf is that blud
West Ham are truly fucked. Paqueta got hooked early because he has no desire to put any effort in.
Splitting the threads is fucking embarrassing from you OP. Can't hack the banter.
>>152686637dere arri?
Semenyo should go to Liverpool where he'll be mugged and not appreciated
>>152686660Autistic wankers make meme threads early and this one was made in response to that just to spite those people
arsenal are still top of the league.
>>152686660>Splitting the threads is fucking embarrassing from you OP. Can't hack the banter.Awww diddums cry about it in your own schizo thread, mantroony
the reds are wank
>>152686660liverpoo and arsena are above ur shit club :)
>>152686703warra trophy
Our starboy's knees are made of blimmin' bullet trains
All eyes turn to 14th-placed Spurs who can not add to their 2025 home points tally in the Premier League
>>152686703So how long till City displace them?
Arsenal players have scored 1 goal from 9.23(xG) in the last four games (excluding penalties).
Yet another match winning goal contribution from Florian Wirtz which the media is suspiciously silent about
>>152686743>how long till City displace them?barely beat Bournemouth who are 15th so get comfortable
Liverpool wiping the blood off their face and crawling back into 4th>I didn't hear no bell
Four of Arsenal’s last six goals have been own-goals
18| 0 | 2 | 16 | 10 | 39 | -29 | 2 (two)
Thomas WANK
City are still without Rodri and Doku. Rodri was on the subs bench today too. That's ominous for the Gooners.
>>152686757>excluding penaltiesLet's just exclude goals scored with the left foot while we're at it
Excluding penalties will really upset the rentboys so let's be careful
>>152686767weak white liversissies (jake paul) kneeling in front of big black mancunian cock (AJ) ready to slurp and swallow a big African load
>>152686791dilated's really are fucking gay aren't they
Why are they ALWAYS like this
>United customer try not to make a gay post challenge >United customer try not to make a BBC post challenge
>>152686807KEK WHAT A SCOUSE FAGGOT 97 died at Hillsborough for this
>>152686770Terrorism
>>152686807Downright peculiar...
>>152686791Embarrassing lad, log off Manny Tranny
>>152686757O GYOKERESHHHHH
>>152686807Straightest Liverpool customer
>>152686807They'll blame Maggie Thatcher for this
>>152686807Is that how they celebrated Wirtz goal today?
>>152686660Both threads are complete shit.
What is bluds problem
>>152686807What the fuck
mantroony conceded his shitty thread yet AGAIN. KEK what a bitch
>>152686868tumbling like plane to munich
>>152686864pep is a spacker
>>152686807>>152686859theyre so gay lads
Fat french schjerki
mummmm the tranny is posting his gay porn collection again
>>152686936He's literally Messi
Post-Boxing Day Relegation Standings.
>>152686807thank fuck I wasnt born into a family that supports these freaks
>>152686940better than cunha and mbeumo put together
Leeds need to go down
>>152686807>>152686909How do you know if a scouser is gay?
Mantroony ruining 2 threads at once, biblical levels of no-lifery on 4chan
>>152686999if you told me it was aw I'd believe it
THE BIG SIX
>>152686985Idk, how?
>>152687014They support Liverpool!
>>152687012Villa PLEASE
>NOOOOOOOO SAAAAARRRR STOP MAKING FUN OF THE LIVERPOOL NOW!!!!! Awww diddums better make another thread to avoid a bit of banter again :(
>>152686943spuds in 14th LMAO
>>152686610>>152686757i thought Saka was a bagsman?!??
>>152686807scousers fought tooth and nail for their right to suck cock
>>152687074Not allowed to talk about them.
>>152686943WHAT THE FUCK happened to Bournemouth
Can't get you off my mindThose little things you doSo sexy, it's a crimeDarlin', I'm so into youAnd when you're not aroundThat's when my sun goes downYou are the sunshine in my life
>>152686528Remember when Wolves were fighting for Europe? I remember.
>>152687135Selling the entire back line finally caught up with themYou can say the same about Brentford but for entirely different reasons, I'm staggered they're 8th
Oh my god that Lewis-Potter miss for Brentford is insane. Igor Thiago was seething
>>152686807Put me in the screen cap
Spurs play tomorrow, however they can not add to their pitiful home points tally in the Premier League for the year of 2025
Brighton is a gay place for gay boys
>League is even weaker than last season>Arsenal still aren't going to win it
>>152686770the league is shitting itself
>>152687373Wouldn't it be even stronger cause everyone seems to be struggling against everyone?
>>152687425All we know for sure is that Liverpool spent £500M in the summer and got WORSE
>>152687425Yeah the midtable clubs have improved, mantroony hails from Pakistan though so his brain isn't enough to comprehend that
Absolutely dreadful performance. Arteta is such a coward sitting back at home while having a lead.
feed the scousersmachester city are a bunch of cheating cuntsmanchester united are horrible at footballnewcastle united are somehow even worseup the gunnerssimple as really.
>>152687439FUCKING HELL youre telling the truth...
>>152687425Clubs are struggling against each other because they're all playing shit. If they were playing hard fought matches and it could go either way then the league would be stronger. Even league leaders Arsenal are relying on own goals to get 3 points.
League has been dreadful this season
>>152687484spent 2 billion to play like stoke FCat least you didn't spend 2 billion in COVID just to bottle against spurs in a final
>>152687538>Arsenal>FinalHOWLING
Mikel “Pulis” ArtetaMikel “Moyes” ArtetaMikel “Allardyce” Arteta Mikel “Dyche” Arteta Mikel “Graham” Arteta
Mikel "Spanish Amorim" Arteta
>>152687530That's kinda what I mean though. Arsenal have to fight tooth and nail to not just lose but get all 3 points. City and Liverpool aren't beating 14 teams out of 19 5-0, everyone is conceding goals to basically everyone. But saying all that, I do get how you can say that's because everyone is bad rather than everyone is decent.
Oh Chelsea scored?
Liversissy got a new dilator for christmas
>Memorial held for Diogo Jota at Liverpool gameI was ASSURED by people on /sp/ that they would remember him at the first game of the season and then move on and not milk it
>transfield
>>152687835I don't know how you do it but you've done it again. ANOTHER BANGER
>>152685906Bizarre post
>>152687855>Virgin Trans Dyke
MUFC women's legend Ella Troone
>>152687538well livarpool spent a billion and a half to be below man united
>>152687956they aren't below man united (your 2nd favourite club)
>>152687956>WELL WELL WELLLmao get a load of this feminine paki
>>152687956>below
>>152685686SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>152688099anything below 1st is irrelevant they're all a bunch of shitters
>>152688277funny that arsenal haven't finished 1st for a long long time :)
dave has his fingerprints all over this thread
£2bn
>Dave/the tranny from Manny logs off>the spam stops
>>152687886SIDES IN ORBIT
Chelsea (title challengers as of 2 weeks ago according to the media) are now level with Manchester Poonited. We are not allowed to mention this here.
is there any way to delete a post from the archive?
Afraid not, liversissy
I don't like the Chinese (manure customers)
>>152688586Chelsea made the exact same journey last season. Sure title challengers 1 December, completely cut off 31 December.
Smellsea
>wirtz (135m) gets his 1st epl goal>its against a team with less points than a triangle
>>152688669
>Cole Palmer ends 2025 with just 4 goals from open play in the Premier League
>>152688771That CAN'T be true...
>>152688771>transangle
>rebuild season>mourning season>record signing injured>best player at AFCON>"crisis">unbeaten in 6>beat arse and villa>still PL champions>still top 4>still big 6 PL all-time net spend kings
>>152688825>still subhuman scouserCongrats!
chelsea will roar back once they get their acon players back
>>152688341well we're doing it this time innit bruv
England players looking gash leading up to the WC
>>152688799
>>152688799somehow he ended up in that FIFA world xi shit, which really shows you all you need to know about that and other third worlder popularity contests (like ballon dor)
>>152688799Remember when his market value was €130m because he was a good penalty taker? After the 2025 disasterclass it's down to €120m.
Aston Villa having the longest winning run in the Premier League during 2025 seems strange until you realise that the second longest winning run was by Wolves.
man city's academy produces ballersman united's academy produces criminals/rapists
Real talk. Could an /epl/ (+/trans/) XI be doing better than current wolf or hampton wanderers?
>>152689023no
>>152688824Funniest poster on spee rn
>>152689034Nice try, Rob.
>>152689023>(You) in charge of not being dangled by reserves from the Isthmus Prem
Tuesday's game vs Villa will be Arsenal's THIRD home game in a row during Christmas period. Very convenient.
>>152689023if I could avoid getting a red at CB I could will us to a draw
Who's been worse so far; TeshcoExhpresh or Yockeresh?
looks like there was still some leftover cherki hehe
>>152689119Isn't Sesko ded?
>>152689007Rogers was WBA academy. City bought him for £4.5m, sent him on 3 loans, thought he wasn’t good enough and sold him for £1m.
>>152689159hes been back for a few games now
>>152689170hey hoggers how're the legs?
Thinking about how Liverpool aren't a good team
>>152689170manure level player
what do Isak and the plastic paddy have in common? their legs don't work
THE TOP FOUR
>>152689170>*limps off*
>>152689302i thought yanited were back tho?
>>152689007The irony
>>152689326They haven't really improved at all since Ten Hag. The only difference now is that they don't have Banana in net literally gifting at least a goal every game.
>>152689399Yeah instead they've got the Belgian Onana who's kept 2 clean sheets in 15+ matches
>united won>tranny from manny STILL been seething all night longSevere mental illness
>>152689460Same GD as Alisson, is he the Brazilian Onana?
Remember when Arsenal fans were talking about beating Chelsea's least goals conceded record? What happened there?
>>152689562unfortunately Ranjeet we don't measure goalkeepers on GD, but their CS
frogposters are ALWAYS colossal faggots
>>152689273KEK
Remember when manure troons were talking about signing the next Peter Schmeichel? Turns out he's a shit goalkeeper
thinking about how liverpool are champions of england for the 20th time (and most successful english club)
when he's right he's right
The echoes of Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney still haunt mantroony to this day.
>>152689302*inserts his own playstyle and spends half a billion**ends up below Aston Villa*grim
Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them
>>152686807Kek wtf
