>44 goals left to 1K
>Ronaldo GOATNo one believes that, right?
>this cant be happening
>>152686224More than half of all male middle easterners want to fuck him. So yea they do.
>>152686247>account based in india
>>152686198Let's go AAAAAAH
that's a lot of penalties still to go
>>152687168>can only be stopped by fouls inside the boxbased cristiano exposing modern defenders as absolute drooling retards
>>152686224not everyone has IQ>80
>>152686198>Once I officially get 1000 Goals... THEN I will be happy!!!It's really sad, his retirement is going to be interesting.
How many of those goals were against 10-man Morocco?
>>152687820>account based in india
>>152686198Amateur leagues don't count or Erwin Helmchen is the undisputed goat
>>152687168Misstiano Penaldo
>>152686198this not /lgbt/
>>152686198What a beautiful man
>>152687168He's the penalty taker, 184-215 is well within standard deviation.But you're a mongrel that don't even understand what you post
Tsunaldo is my forever GOATLosers and dorks are seething.
>>152688260>Amateur leagues don't countmeanwhile irl:
>account based in IndiaNo matter how much VPN's this nigga has he can never deny that India LOVES Messi.
>>152688599>account based in india
>goals in a 66th ranked rigged league
>>152688580Nobody cares about you Gayest of all time 40 something year old faggot any more.
>>152689157>worse than the belarus league>worse than the azerbaijan leagueembarrassing desu
Ladies, ladies.Both your GOATs are worshipped by pajeets.
Why is Messi's career full of scandals?>HGH financed by Barça (otherwise he'd be literally a midget)>Negreira scandal (the Spanish Justice has acknowledged that Barça payed the refs for years, which justifies why Barça dominated domestically but struggled internationally, even though Chelsea - Barça and Barça - PSG games>Qatar's WC (which was bought through corrupting the judges that decided where the tournament would be played >Played in winter>Little to no fans attended the competition, Qatar had to offer slave Jeets that built the stadiums, tickets to watch the matches.>Record number of penalties, many of them ridiculous and always when the game was 0-0 so that the other team had to dismantle their original strategy. (Messi barely had scored in the previous World Cups)>EU politicians corrupted to shill for the event (later detained by Europol)>Players and journous voting for him to win the Ballon D'or for the Qatar's WC, when the award was years after that and that tournament shouldn't even count towards the award?>Balon D'or votes for Messi from jornous and former players to him for Argentina winning the WC even though the organization previously told everyone that their votes should be based post WC not before.And I'm sure there's more I don't remember here.Feel free to add more.
>>152689386Messi shat on his Indian fanbaseThat's OUR GOAT>>152689410Poo in loo
>>152689157>Scottish first-tier league is worse than the Spanish third-tier league.GRIM
>>152689410Just remembered one more.>When Portugal won their first title in 2016 and then the Nation's League, the Copa America started to be held yearly until Argentina (Messi) won a title.
>>152689410He is a midget though. So you mean to tell me he wpuld have been a dwarf? KWAB
>>152686247>tfw no penalty for Argentina
>>152686198In about 1.5 years, my body will look like this. Cope, fatties
>holidays week>your favorite closeted homo scored a brace>seethe anyways>still thinking about Messi nonstop
>>152686198hes been shit since at least 2015
>>152689491>So you mean to tell me he wpuld have been a dwarf?
