5:30PM KICK OFFChelsea: Sanchez, James, Chalobah, Badiashile, Cucurella, Caicedo, Fernandez, Neto, Palmer, Garnacho, Joao Pedro.>Subs: Jorgensen, Fofana, Tosin, Acheampong, Gusto, Santos, Estevao, Gittens, Delap.Aston Villa: Martinez, Cash, Konsa, Lindelof, Maatsen, Kamara, Tielemans, McGinn, Buendia, Rogers, Malen.>Subs: Bizot, Digne, Garcia, Bogarde, Hemmings, Onana, Sancho, Watkins, Jimoh-Aloba
>>152686318What channel?
>>152686394It will be on NBC
Post Christmas blues setting in for everyone?
euros have the gayest celebrations
>>152686857No because I'm not 10 years old
I'm from the future, it's a 0-0 slurper
What's the oldest a mascot can be
exceptionally grim and brown thread
This is unironically going to be game of the season
>>152687071Nah we're all white here
omg the thick thighs on that mascot
>only 11 repliesNobody watching?
Will we even hit 100 posts?
>>152687116Dead board, the only threads that get lots of replies that arent NFL or F1 related are the Man U games and thats just to see them lose.
>>152687116it's chelsea lad, no one cares about em
>>152687128Damn. How do we save spuh, bros?
>matchthreads for years full of schizos, animeposters, arrowposters, CP, generally low quality bait posts oh gees i wonder why no one posts here anymore
>>152687151Plus the new captcha is dreadful
>>152687151but its always been like that, other than arrowposters everything you said could be applied to any era of /sp/
pick up any post christmas discount snacks? i got a couple of cheeky chocolate thingies for about 50p each
>>152687151So like always?
maresca in the cuck shed
>Garnacho likely spent his christmas dyeing his hair and staring at himself in a mirrorWould be funny if someone breaks his legs
When is Mudryk coming on
Maresca has been arrested.
>>152687230>>152687233you 2 always post seconds apart
Lol is MVG there
>malen>buendia>cash>mcginn>martinezis fat cunt the new meta?
>>152687233I dont think a cuck cage is gonna stop him from leaving Chelsea for City
>>152687249Yeah, Villa is trying to revive the glory days by having half the field being made up of lads that had one too many beers.
>>152687243I’d be posting much faster, but I still can’t get used to the new captcha.
GET DOWN
>>152687249we call that kind of player "gordinho saudável"
>>152687151It's chelsea. Liverpool Arsenal and United threads always attract plenty of people. There could be multiple reasons for this. Chelsea fans (if there were any here) would tell you it's because this is an incel website and chelsea fans are shaggers and dont post here but it's more likely because they are a smaller club, and their newer fans post on twitter instead of 4chan.
eating snicker doodle hershey kisses and a biscoff creme egg and have a sherry trifle waitinglovely jovely
hate garnachohate cucureya
CHELSEA SOFT AS SHIT
>>152687261>still can’t get used to the new captchaits like question 1 on an iq test anon
seething
>penzo
>Penzo Shitnandez
>>152687286the way the poodle haired mong just collapses kek
>>152687163Old school schizos were innocuous compared to what we have now and bait wasn't always /pol/ related. Each new generation being more malevolent than the previous one ruined the internet.
>>152687285It's not hard, just annoying to choose random shit three times.
Liverbros, what's the ideal result for this game?
>>152687316what part of liverpool are you from mate
>Chelsea dominatingVilla goal within 2 minutes.
this is so fucking boring just waiting to get the darts back on
to this day i cannot believe how shit Enzo's accuracy is when it comes to being in front of the net, he should have like twice as many goals as he has right now.
>>152687316the footbank being open when its over
>>152687316don't care
>>152687267>Liverpool and Arsenal threads always attract plenty of people.No they don't. You can discount the Arsenal general from that by the way.
>>152687343how're the legs hoggers?
for me, someone who is based and redpilled, wants chelsea to win
>>152687318Dublin, la.>>152687341Seethe.
>>152687337Ktim
>>152687356the red anus pill?
Buendía really can't stop doing stupid shit inside of Villa's box.
>>152687337I went to a hockey game the other day, I'll take boring over cringehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/WdKLqyjOQFA>played after every goal
>>152687360plastic paddy
>lmao pedo
>>152687380why
cant
Chelseas offensive is so bad, how do you miss this many chances?
hello has cold parma come on yet?
how does that chelsea song go again
>>152687407did you not see the sitter he missed?
Chelsea are dominating but have not found a way past the Villa defence or goalkeeper yet. They will be happy enough with this start but the longer they dominate without taking advantage, i'm sure doubt will start to creep in. For Aston Villa, they simply need to start gaining a bit more control of the game. They look a bit lost at the moment. Right now it seems only a matter of time before Chelsea score, but this is football! Who knows how this one will pan out.
>>152687409something like CHELSEA chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea CHELSEA
>>152687421which ai?
>>152687409CeleryCelery>2025>people still don't realise they turn the mics down or switch to generic noise when there's a naughty word chant
>el chileANO
>>152687421is that you Jermaine Jenas?
the chileANO
>>152687409La La I like ChelseaLa La I am a raging gayLa La I like ChelseaLa La I drink jizz
are there no laws in chile towards cp? wtf
>>152687445You don't give a crud!
if you know the nickname for the nonce and you dont filter out their flag you are yourself a nonce
>behind defender >jump to the ground and call for a penaltyshameless dive
Shit was so cash
never ever era
will always have a funny one in the back pocket when i meet spanish speakers, can say ano to them and make em laughthanks chileano
>chileANO
>>152687458chile posters are cool though, i dont want to filter them based on one scumbag
I despise Chileans
>>152687458extension doesnt work on firefox lad
ano means year and anus in spanish?
>>152687481cheating nonce
>>152687483año is yearano is anus
Happy new Anus south americanbros
>>152687482not even the tampermonkey script?
ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA ONANA
how did that go in kek
lol
>shartinez>>152687491never arsed to use it
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DIBU
>Floppy Shartinez
lmao
>>152687505shit keeper
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHARTINEEEEZ
>Set piece defendingDEEEEBOOOOOOO
HOWEVER...
Arsenal wish they could
lmao shartinez too busy pushing defenders
I'm always for an olympico but I feel like he blocked the keeper
>Shartinez
disgusting cheater goal
>>152687534if anything the keeper was the one pushing instead of going for the ball
>>152687526get away with fouling the keeper?yeah it'd help them i'm sure
>>152686318>Martinez
>>152687551>2 players put hands on the keeper>VAR check>it's Chelsea>goal given
>>152687545thick mick cunt
>>152687555Dibu spent more time pushing Joao Pedro around than anything, stop kidding yourself.
>>152687551i like how theyve given up on enforcing the no obstructing the keeper rule
>>152687559rent boy
Why is Dibu so crazy?
why are villa fans booing garnacho? dont they know he's one of them
grimm
>>152687581contemplate, the only thing women are good for
>>152687595Keepers are always the least mentally-well off players, some are better at hiding it than others.
Sharteta ruined corners in the epl.
meme goal>>152687522>>152687535>>152687551wasn't his fault, desu
espn argies taking an entire minute to excuse martinez for the goal
>>152687584go watch your own league
>>152687551What the fuck is that stupid cunt doing.
>(in the gayest voice you'll hear): mejor viaja maz tranquilo con aziz carr
>>152687635Brawling with players instead of doing his job, kek
>>152687651What about devil football
yjk
>>152687651
shit i almost clicked
>el ChileANO
>>152687633it's not your league the club owners are foreign as are all the players
Doesn't look that bad from the thumbnail but I shan't
Why would the U.S. attack Venezuela? We should bomb the Chilean pedos
>>152687676meant for>>152687664
How are Volla top 4, they looked dogshit this match
>>152687735please do bomb us, a chud president just got elected
>>152687735Don't worry. When Trump finds out how many Venezuelans are living in Chile, he will bomb them too.
>>152687555>>152687572>>152687615But Martínez himself can push anyone out of the goal area.
Half time
this is the reasoning behind the chilean
>>152687766i don't get it
villa are trash
>>152687766i know at minimum 2 handsome guys that fuck absolute pigs, weird how that works
>>152687784>bracesHNNNNNNNNG STOP, I CAN'T MASTURBATE NOW
>>152687747It's pretty common for there to be 1-2 teams hovering in and around the Europe places where you wouldn't expect them to be at Xmas.Only takes a couple of lucky results where they would have otherwise lost to be there, they almost always drop out well before the season ends.>last season it looked like you'd have 3 unusual teams in the Champions League>last couple of games went badly for all of them and the "big five" got the Europe places
Where the fuck is Estevão
How the fuck can that be classed as a natural action?
huh?
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RETARDS ON CHELSEA'S BENCH DIDNT EVEN PROTEST THIS WAS AN INTENTIONAL HANDBALL
I don't understand handball anymore
era?
hate myself and want to die
>>152687892It's clearly natural having your arms out like you're pretending to be a plane.
>>152687664yjk
>>152687892Narutobros, we keep winning
>>152687846Sniffff
>>152687913bad cold you've got there
nice run
ronaldinho james
balmer goal when?
>Chelsea can foul on attack and not get called>Villa tries the same on the other side and players get cardedReally makes you think.
>>152687962She looks like a pure, innocent woman
heh....time for chelsea legend...jsanchz
>>152687990That she is. And also a talented artist.
>garbacho
fucking hell villa are shit. the 10 match winning streak was deceiving, they were all jammy as fuck wins. used up an entire season's luck in a nov-dec run.t. villa fan, don't even chat to me bruv
>give the ball to garnacho>he missesevery time
>>152688034garnacho has been good you nonce
>>152688032You were saying?
>>152688025absolutely insaneepl is so rigged for the (((big clubs)))
>>152688025This is Arteta's entire legacy.
most dangerous tie
>Chelsea
fuck what a great first touch
>>152687990A legitimate business woman
im not saying NOTHING jannies
>>152688025Those fine gentlemen are looking mighty zesty, ngl. gave me a half chub and I ain't even with with that
Power shot
>>152688046watkins might have just equalised. but he's shit generally and we've been firmly second best this whole match.
toe poke
chelseabros....ITS OVER
>>152688025>get assaulted >yellow card each just bring in VAR for every decision at this point
o whatkings
>>152686318so back
>chelsea
remember that meme "shit was so cash" and the tanned guy with his bitch
>>152688061Seen her before, what's she called?
>Sancho gets subbed in>somehow, Villa starts playing betterWot
just how good is sancho?!
>>152688101my wife
>>152687990i bet her hymen is still intact
for me it's Matias Cashewski
>>152688097i'd fuck him so hard
hellochelsea are at home right?why do i hear nothing but villa fans?
>>152688097is that patty has she done any porn yet
Why are Chelsea so weakmind these days?
Is that Manchester United legend Jadon Sancho on the field?
>>152688121*her
>>152688129they did that one song a few times earlier
Chilly Willy Cole please save us
>>152688140*xer
>>152688100Hey remember me? It's tanner from highschool.
byno gittens bros
>>152688140sorryi'd fuck him so herd
>not winning>bring on jamie gittenslmaobased maresca throwing the game
>>152688159hate vapes
>>152688159sharing a vape, disgusting
>>152688159dayum 2 cuties
estevao coming on, he's from brazil
Zestevao
>>152688151>>152688167Just looked it up. I was convinced (and hoping) it would be a dude, but turns out it's a woman.
>>152688174He clearly doesnt give a fuck anymore, hes rumored to replace Pep at City.
>
Yeah neither of these teams are touching cityWhat a sad league
How is Chelsea so fucking shit? Weren't they the best team in the world recently or something?
the january transfer window is more interesting than these post xmas dinner matches
>>152688184why so ashumtions, you do ashum too much sir, what have you provan, you need to add it up and do your shrums correctly, then write me a shrummary
>>152688211kek i felt the animosity from my chair
enzo is a fraud. wonder how much he would go for now
got a feeling that this just slurps and ends 1-1
>>152688229Nothing, since nobody will come close to Chelseas market valuation of him
>>152688101
>>152688278doesn't my gf look so pretty here?
why don't forwards just stand in front of the goalkeeper so he can't throw it out, then the referee has to give a corner and you can just keep getting free corners
>>152688278She served (((America))) well desu
Does Sancho do anything at all?
why dont teams just form a roman shield style circle with the ball in the middle, with multiple layers and walk the ball into the goal as a unit
>>152688278Do ahegao mimickers realize they literally cross eyed cocksuckers? She's a natural, she has that 1000 cock cross eyed stare.
>>152688287that the refs could probably find a justification to card that player for foul play.
>losing to chelseawhat are asston viller doing???
>>152688310HAHAHAH OH NO NO
>>152688310for me it's astern villar
lmao chelsea are gonna lose this
>>152688310Winning>>152688074You were saying?
WOT-KINS
>>152688310huh????????????
/CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/
kwab
gud ebening
CHELSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>chelshit
>>152688310Get your eyes checked m8
>>152688310 sob, you're 15 secs ahead, cunt
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>152688310HOWEVER
>lelsea in charge of defending
>absolute state of Chelsea
>>152688310FUCKING RETARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD EBENING
this guy losing 200k because of chelshit kekhttps://polymarket.com/@0x1df138B69B93783F164f06A0F92f7c730Dc9aa1e-1760525461214?tab=positions
>>152688324i can't feel any glee at leading until the final whistle. even then it's just relief. until then i'm just scared.#realfan
>>152686318jover
Take Palmer off, go to shit
Chelsea = WC (Water Closet) Champions
>>152688376KWAB
omds
>>152688376>polymarketNot clicking that, mate. I'm strictly monogamous.
whats he thinking
>>152688401Knowing him, very little
the maresca cam is the funniest part kek
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>Sell Duran>Don't sign Asensio and Rashford>Have to rely on aging Watkins and shitters like Sancho>WinHow the fuck does he do it lads
>>152688396where's her dick
>>152688407>>152688407>>152688407
Good Ebening
>>152688396Cute boy. Would stick my tongue up his rectum no doubt.
>>152688396would inseminate with my massive 9 inch cock
>>152688412WE NEED MORE NIGGERS NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Wtf!
>>152688408Could Cole Palmer complete the new captcha?
>>152688413good ebening always has one of those fraudulent runs before finishing 4-6th
>sanchez
Hehe
>>152688396>3that's how many cocks she likes in her at the same time
>slippy sanchez
>>152688413Sancho did play pretty good and Duran was streaky.Asensio was good on that loan only he's been nothing since then and Rashford was really not that good for Villa.
>>152688430Doesn't she have a bit too much ass for your taste?
reminds me of the battle of agincourt
Sanchez you dumbfuck retard
>Wankchez
What is on their minds?
>>152688376'kin state>>152688417below her belly
robert slipchez
PFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>get new american owners>become shit at league>become world championsI don't know how how to feel
>>152688401UHHHHHHHHHHHHME LIEK FOO'BOH
>>152688396Damn, need to give her my Big Bavarian Cock
>this does fooking _____
Maresca needs sacking
>>152688453>I wish I was at home shitposting with the /sp/ lads
>>152688449that's irish guys with a tiny dick, I love black chicks hottenthots, it's a huge cock ting, love me some thots.
>*Woof*>Good ebening
>>152688376>they won 100k on pool and city before thisI want to laugh but I know whoever this is definitely already has enough money they don't give a shit
>>152688482never post again
>>152688453If they were ukies, probably bullets.
>>152688482Well, that's pretty based, I must admit. Have a good one, anon.
chelsea everything are boiling
the key to success is clearly having 9/10 mullatoes in your starting 11
Villa in third place who would’ve thought.
KWABsea
>>152688516Its having good mulatos and blacks, Chelsea has a bunch and they are mostly shit.
>>152688494fuck you, never speak your language again, ashum? You add shums together? Never speak again you low IQ rural retard.
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holy fuck villa are winning the leaguethey are strongmind
just realised they were showing watkins and not rogers
>>152688584I thought bailey came back
see ya all next year, spbros
>>152688612cute brummie slag in the middul
>>152688612>next yearermmmmmm but chelsea is playing again on the 30th
>Chelsea without AbromavichKWAB
>>152688693> playing again on the 30thI know, even MU play on the 30th. But this is the last match for me this year.
>>152688754why's that?
