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>>152692376all i saw was a goatsee...
>you cant throw somebody out of bounds because.... you just can't, okay?
FOOOOOMBLE
rest in RIP kings
someone post their Dear Anne Landers dating advice blog
put some money on anytime SDSU special teams turnover if you want to make a quick bucknot posting this from the sideline or anything haha
LMFAO THAT FOOMBLE
FOOMBLE
>>152692441>You think pickup lines and pictures doing stuff outdoorsyes, because i'm short and mid and it works for me all the fucking time
putting the FOOT in FOOTball.
>>152692443>rest in RIP kings
sus
Kek spaghetti all over the Poptart field
I unironically remember posting here when BYU was undefeated
>>152692443It would have been nice to see this on TV instead of the highlights for the bowl games we all watched this morning.>>152692472This is the first time I've noticed their shoes. The laces look like frosting. Great detail.
>>152692472the poptussy got me actin unwise
>>152692503fucking kek
>>152692376Notre Dame doesn't know what it's missing.
>>152692472how this make u feel poptart boi
Me mum a poptart got cooked in a holotoaster. Anyone like black cherry flavor?
Mormons deceiving for personal gain? :O
>>152692499Their laces look like toaster strudels
weak ass call
>>152692472my tiny white cock could never satisfy a woman built like that
>>152692499It would have been nice if you shut the fuck up
are there prop bets on O/U flags thrown?fuuuuuuuuck
>>152692550No refs would never be able to be impartial
>>152692550>flags thrownthis nigga after every play
>>152692472what does the mormon church say about relations with a poptart?
i really very much dislike byu
>>152692470HOLY BASED
Why is the upper-deck empty? I thought this was the big bowl game outside of playoffs?
Lmaoooo. Ball dont lie!
>>152692575>dunks in coffee
>>152692575I don't understand how they convinced women
Did he just try to run that back out of the endzone?
>retard QBs
>>152692590>soaks in coffee
>>152692584Nobody cares about bowl games anymore. I’m only here cause I have no life
>pee why poo
INTERCEPT IN THE ENDZONEstupid monke advances it outyou dumb motherfucker
>>152692598>how they convinced womenhave you ever met a woman? 99% of them are dumber than a fucking doornail
>>152692602N!
>>152692575It's actually okay for them to eat sugar. They probably would fuck an anthropomorphic Poptart
Is he proposing to the tart
>>152692602its honestly astonishing how bad the average players situational awareness is but maybe it shouldnt be considering
>>152692611>I have no lifewelcome to the party
this game is kinda underwhelming
>>152692635The person in the costume is so clearly a man
>>152692598Women don’t have to be convinced to follow authority and they cannot be convinced not to follow authority
>>152692643it would be more entertaining if they were showing more of the Pop-Tart mascots goofing around on the sidelines
>>152692641holy shit is that coach prime!?
>>152692650that's hot. tell me more
I'm starting to think the B12 is fraudulent
this nappy head bloated monke can die
based refchads
mormons so utterly dazzled by humanoid pop tarts that they've forgotten how to play football
>>152692461>yes, because i'm short and mid and it works for me all the fucking timesome people just want to complain. woe is me
>>152692650YWNBAW-Tarts
SURPRISE!
Are all the Poptarts going in the same toaster? What will the 3 of them do while they wait in there before they're let out?
I'm told Pitt didn't care about their bowl game because it wasn't an ACC game.
>>152692751I think only one goes?
>>152692461If it works for you all the time you by definition aren't mid, retard.
>>152692751>What will the 3 of themSCREENCAP MEnigger crew goofed only ONE tart will be cooked
>>152692650Did you just assume the gender of Cherry? Fucking captaphobe.
>dinking and dunking>chinking and chunkingis he going to get away with this?
>>152692481>t...bungle fanohhhhhhhwell you see you have a different problem than the salary cap. You got a shitty ownership problemSorry bud.
biz idea: mayo pop-tart
if i transition to moreman can i have gf?
Coach Inmate
>>152692745what's the difference between "block party" lemonade and regular lemonade?
>>152692814
>>152692773i'm 5'8" with fucked up teeth and an asymmetrical face. all you have to do is pretend to pay attention for two dates and they literally beg for you
>>152692751they're going to give birth to a new flavor, aren't they
>>152692815Yes but they make it really fucking hard to convert I think.
>>152692829>what's the difference between "block party" lemonade and regular lemonadeblock party means multiple people urinate on you
Willy WonkTart
>>152692830Matt barrie suffering through the mayo bowl was such kino
>>152692840>two datesone more than i've been on my entire life so i guess that's not how it actually works
hahaha oh those WACKY pop tartswhat next what next
>>152692936>what next what next
isn't this cannibalism?
>>152692917hey that's alright man you're only 18 you've got your whole college career in front of you, chin up
>>152692829lean
>>152692917>i didn't put the pump in my gas tank or select a fuel type>why is my tank still on empty???
>>152692861They don't. The proteztlyze everywheres. Had those retards messaging me on fb messenger a decade ago.
>>152692976The real analogy would be my credit card getting declined or the station being out of gas, but you knew that already.
>>152692917It’s slightly more complicated than he was saying. You have to behave as if you are not a loser. The best way to do that is to pretend that you are constantly fucking girls and act accordingly.
>>152692974>college >careeras if going to classes is some massive responsibility. you learn nothing of any relevance and your degree is worthless
>>152692829you don't know what a lemon party is?
bro is named after underwear
>college kickers
>____ge>_____rs
>>152693040>The real analogy...how the fuck would you know?
>>152692912he unfortunately isnt doing it this year. this year its Anish Shroff and Andre Ware,
>COLLEGE KIC~ACK!
>>152692376So how’s the Reddit Bowl been going?
>>152693049>your degree is worthlessyeah they love giving high-paying finance gigs to guys without degreeslmao
>>152693049my degree is literally in Cuneiform Studies
BLOCKED
>>152693049Its a shit game if 10% is not addicted
>>152693042Well I am a loser I don't know how not to be one.>>152693073You're the one who still thinks guys can only be completely ignored if they're 400 pounds and stink and wear graphic tshirts.
>>152693085this is the 4chan autist bowl, don't care what reddit thinks is theirs
>>152692983They still make it a very involved process to convert it’s not like you just give the preacher a firm handshake and get your 8/10 blonde 18 year old wife.
>>152693076Ahhhh unfortunate. There may be only so much mayo-based torture a guy can handle
You ever put the hot fudge Sunday Poptarts in the freezer? It's so good
>>152693113What do you think about the pillars under giza?
>>152693135i'm not sure what world you're living in but i see hapless ugly fucktards with women ALL the time. at work, at xmas, at the grocery store...
>>152693085looks like they've been kicking FGs the entire first half
>Mr. Automatic
>>152693187wrong thread
>>152693085POP TAAAAAAAAAAAARTS
>>152693108>yeahOMG.....I HAVE 5 SUBJECTS. I CANNOT HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. LET ME PUT OFF THE EASIEST PUSSY GETTING YEARS FOR WHEN I'M 30. SURELY THEN I WILL NOT BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD FAGGOTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
>>152693138
>Buzz with a poptart ponchokino
sheeeiiit
>>152693135>Well I am a loser I don't know how not to be one.CAN'T DO LOSER THINGS.......WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
>>152693173I ain't come to play HIEROGLYPHICS nigga but let's be real the predecessor humanoids that later became entrenched in legend and became the semitic deities (including he who would later become YHWH) definitely put them there
What was that thing the Poptarts were bullying?
>kicking a pop-tart while hes down
>>152693259black pop tart
>>152693259cookies and cream pop tart
>>152693272>>kicking a pop-tart while hes down
4chan, do your thing
>>152693180To be fair though. Most of these guys are blue pilled retards and they get these girls by becoming servants/emotional support blanket/providers of money and labor. It’s better to be an incel than to be one of these betas imo
>>152693307@21523JEWS
>>152693281coward, use your main toaster!
>>152693108Those guys were always getting the job they just need the paperwork for SEC compliance.
>>152693318>better to be an incelit's not, even a little bit
Nice camera angle on that fake PAT attempt, ESPN
coach poptart
>>152693307>giving them a phone number nice try Mr. Marketer.
>>152693307Toast the hot fudge Sundae one to cause seethe
>long pause from keylol
>>152693307I WAS PROMISED 3 SACRIFICES
>>152693307I read that as “vore me” and I’m pretty sure whoever made those signs was thinking I’d do it. Sick fuck.
>>152693180I don't. The average couple looks like >>152690657 now.
>>152692840Post teeth
>>152693337source?
>>152693365its always been just the one sacrifice anon
>>152693348its funnier as a still. stop ruining nice things.
>the one team i'd actually like to see the outgoing qb opt out of the bowl because their backup is an intriguing senior who was good in the fcs and got unlucky with the transfer spot>the outgoing qb actually plays in the bowl game for some reasoni like mestemaker a lot, but he's a dick for this
>>152693377based /d/chad taking a break from freaky porn to watch football
>>152692815Maaaaybe but if you're older than like 22 and you'll have to be involved in the church and do singles ward events. My understanding is most guys get their young bride at byu after doing a 2 year mission so you won't get any of the prime anyway and its probably not worth selling your soul to that org
>>152693380>The average couplewhere? you live in a fucking disney movie?
>>152693344AND THERE IT IS
>>152693401I have three monitors.
You think that cheerleader from yesterday is aware that hundreds of creeps on 4chins are talking about her and sharing her social media? Because I hope she is smacking her clam to it right now.
>>152693239I'm not gonna lie, I've become a full on mark jones enjoyer. He's a total cornball goofus dork with a golden voice and I love him
>>152693386You want a source for how nepotistic networking works?
>>152693306despite being 13% of pop tarts....
>>152693397why is Mestemaker a dick? he's following the head coach that gave him a chance at being a player, and he ended up with the most passing yards in the country.totally reasonable, unless you also hate the about half of Iowa State's roster that hit the portal once Campbell left (or the half of Penn State recruits that flipped to VT).
>>152693430somebody on a podcast said he was like your substitute teacher who tries a little too hard to be cool and it ends up being endearing after a while
I cherish the Charisma of Robert Griffin the Third. He always puts me into a delightful humour
Well shit thought BYU would put up more of a fight
>>152693396no
>feel chest pain whenever I move around >at all>only feel ok when I’m perfectly still It’s over isn’t it. I turned 41 the other day. Doc said my heart was fine but I need to learn how to destress. I feel like I’m gonna die after moving around for like 30 seconds and I’m not obese or anything
>>152693462yeah that's a good way to describe it. its broken through from cringe to familiar
Oklahoma>2003 national championship loss vs LSU>2004 national championship loss vs USC>2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol) >2009 national championship loss vs Florida>2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson>2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia>2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU>2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs Bama Chokelahoma
>>152693443>literally every single finance job is staffed by an underqualified son of the owner!!!>HURRR>DURRRRR
>>152693424she lives for attention as most females do
>>152693424If she's degenerate enough to notice, she'd love it.If she's not degenerate enough to notice, it won't affect her in the slightest.
>>152693468they're about to punch it in
>>152692455post a sideline pic anon dont be a pussy
>>152693474best thing to do is keep worrying about it anon, maybe down a bottle of whiskey while you're at it
>>152693474>I need to learn how to destressBest way to de-stress is treat yourselforder using the app
>>152693345even jeets know how to spoof numbers and you can't?
>>152693411No I just mean like out at concerts or going to the grocery store or whatever. Regular every day life stuff.
father in law is getting me drunk as shit lads i think he wants me to move us back home what do>live in city, expensive but based>wants us to move back home, small town bumfuck nonsense but cheap as hell, could live like kings>middleground large town in between city and home 45 mins away with stuff to do and cheaper than city but not as based>baby on the way in feb
>>152693345>he doesn't have 4+ google voice burnerswhat do you use to meet hookers?
>Jawja Kek
>>152693480No, they can be nephews or cousins too. Or just longtime family friends. But you submitting a resume out of the blue with a high GPA? Straight to spam.
>>152693474When I turned 44, I started having bizarre heart palpitations, in that my heart would start pounding for no reason. I exercise daily, eat lots of fruit and vegetables. They did every test imaginable and found nothing. They believe it tied to my sleep apnea and general stress. I take propranolol if it gets bad. Very mysterious. One obvious trigger is if I eat a lot of salt, like a bunch of french fries, so that could be one thing for you.
Jawja kek is going to blow this aren’t they
>>152693548...you see cheerleaders at the grocery store? are you sure you don't just have brain damage?
>>152693590yup
>>152693579yeah you have absolutely no clue how modern recruitment works
>>152693587>eat lots of fruit and vegetables.its your body telling you it needs more saturated fats. you're anemic . The best way to get your Iodine dosage in is with salty McDonalds fries
>>152693536
>>152693458a dick for playing in the bowl for some reason instead of letting poffenbarger have one last go at it, not for transferring. as far as transfers go his is completely understandable
>>152693617>how modern recruitment worksbe a jeet?
I see cheerleaders in the short movies I watch. They are all really horny for some reason.
>>152693507Good idea. I’ll crawl over to the curio. >>152693536I haven’t eaten fast food since undergrad, humorously. >>152693587>sleep apneaI get like three hours of sleep a night. When I was /fit/, I had bad sleep apnea. Probably still do.
Post your postgame meals
>>152693596I see moderately attractive girls outside all the time and literally every last one of them is walking next to a guy a head and a half taller than her, yes.
>>152693662Gib Georgia Tech cheerleader gf
>>152693558find a suburban place that seems slightly too expensive for where it is. seriously
my jackets :/
>>152693645HE'S FAST!
>>152693675elaborate anon
>>152693656>I haven’t eaten fast food since undergradlotta good it did you, huh? you'll be ded in a week
>>152693673lmao ok buddy. stay miserable then because there are four massive shlubs in my department alone who have wives hotter than they are, including one who literally looks like fucking gimli
>>152693694comfy and based coors banquet
>>152693619I haven't eaten McDonalds or any other drive-thru food or drank soda since September 30, 2016. Best decision I ever made to quit. >>152693625He looks so maniacal. >>152693656Look into an oral appliance if you can't use a cpap machine. It's like a nightguard that helps keep your airway open while you sleep.
>>152693701bet you jerked off to the thought of all of them too you big gay fag
>>152693716>jerking off to the thought of a hot wife is gayuhhhh sure, i guess?
>>152693713>I haven't eaten McDonalds or any other drive-thru foodlucky for you they are open 24/7 and do not limit the amount of food you can order in the drive thru
>>152693694they're always so dry there. like is the sauce made of gold? wtf
CAM ON YACKETSSCORE SUM FACKIN TACKLES
>>152693617here's your modern recruiter, bro
>>152693738If you fap to anything thing other than anime lesbians you’re a homosexual
>>152693694that's $80 in trumps golden age
>>152693738>hot wifenever said the wives ya big gay bitch.
>>152693775lol
>>152693701Oh you almost understand. You're so very close to getting it.
was it liquet befote beer in the cleae or was it beer before liquor
>>152693783you lost :^)
san diego state is getting heemed by caleb hawkins
>>152693823liquor before beer you're in the clear
>>152693775sorry you got a gender studies degree, fagboi. maybe try something useful for your mba?
>>152693823just keep drinking lad it'll be alright
>>152693813please tell me why my 52-year-old fatass boss has a stunning 36-year-old wife, i'd love to hear it
>>152693823it is: stop being a faggot bitch and hold your booze.
>>152693881>>152693856>>152693852yuengling octoberfest
>brown people season their pop tartsffs they really do put Lowry season on everything
>>152693893>chinese beerlmao get outta here buddy
>>152693916woodford reserve
>illegal snap>twicehuh
>>152693876They met before Tinder would have convinced her she could go live on a yacht in Dubai instead.
>>152693952they met 3 years ago
>>152693876>please tell me whyyou're a complete imbecile if you're trying to apply logic to women. The sooner you realize they are all fucking retarded you'll quit being such a faggot. EVERY woman wants a daddy, someone to lead them in life, because they all know how fucking incompetent at life they are
kinda weird how every BYU game has reffie controversy...
>>152693977fuck that skinny niggeR
>>152693966>being such a faggotyeah man. nothing says gay like being attracted to hot women
>>152693965>area 49 year old manager finally gets to marry a 33 year old after she's had her funshe wants his money, next question
We’re going to get a BYU go ahead and then a Haynes King drive for the ages
>>152693977I hope he was ejected
>>152693977Im so sick of this grifter
>>152693876>please tell me whyall women are into older menpicrel. the older men
Does that guy know where he is?
>that gtech fanlol
Based yt boi hurdle
>goinf to moss the poptary sacrifice cetemony drivong to going out to eat eith family
>>152694047Show me
uhhh jacketbros...?
TECHBROS WHAT HAPPENED???????
>jawja kek
MORMONBROS WE GOT THIS
Why did notre dame refuse this game again?
>>152694038>Does that guy know where he is?reeces pieces?
BYU has the mandate of heaven dummies
I keep reading the ESPN ticker that says "Multiple Chicago Bears Questionable With Illness" as "Multiple Chicago Bears With Questionable Illness"
>>152694006It’s white boi time
>disemboweling
Based game, simple as
GT decided to stop playing after halftime.
>>152694085They aren't in communion with the Council of Pop-Tarts.
>>152694100that means they got no bowels cotton
the era of the mulatto QB is over... the age of the hapa QB has begun
their bowels have been dissed?
>didn't go for it on 4th and 1
>>152694085
Coach Pop Tart
Am I supposed to root for the Mormons?
>>152694151We only root for the Pop Tarts
> movie trailer about a stand-up comedian> every joke fucking suckshuh
It's Haynes King time
>>152694100>>152694117>>152694138If the poptarts were listening one of them would have spilled their filling out all over the endzone. But they're asleep at the wheel this year.
>>152694066
>>152694171I’m laughing at the lady in the back
THE TWO MINUTE COMMERCIAL BREAK EVERYONE
>he didn’t check trivago
i genuinely cannot get my head around how someone can be mormon
>>152694138someone gave him a thesaurus and hes been using it all game even if it doesnt make sense>he just usurped that defender!
>>152694214They're born to Mormon parents and are raised to believe in it. They think the same way about whatever you are. Or they convert to get a soaked tradwife.
>>152694214Indoctrination. Just like every other religion
FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>152694194I hate this commercial so much
GT what is you doing baybeee
>>152694214The religious stuff is dumb, but they otherwise seem to have pretty nice lives
>>152693558>>live in city, expensive but basedLiving in a city has fucking retards. There’s nothing based about it, you dumb faggot.
Throwing the game lmao
>jorja kek>gaycc
setting your clock on fire retards
>>152694214>i genuinely cannot get my head around how someone can be mormonThe angel MORONI will visit you tonight in your slumber
>>152694242>>152694237>>152694256tips fedora
wtf
did these niggas bring in raheem morris for clock managementbrent what is you doing
>illegal touching against jawjatechisn't all touching of mormons illegal?
KING KING KING KING
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO FUCKING WAY
HOLY BASED DRAGON
no retardyou cannot punt the ball back to byu
>Mormons in charge of pass defense
GT DRAGON
LOL
DRAGOOOOOOON
HEWUZK A N GANG
WOW
>>152694279>did these niggas bring in raheem morris for clock management>brent what is you doing
Elite push off
Holy fug
POP TART DRAGON FLAVOR
All hail the Dragon King
>>152694141did they ever punish that animal?
D I S C O N C E R T E D
What is this clock management?
what a gay fucking interview
Does the winning team get to eat a giant Pop Tart?
>>152694331elite norwood on the left
You doubted the ramblin wreck anon!?
>>152694364>interview(SILENCE)
ROFLMAO MORMONS
>hits the pylonthat should be worth like half a point just to fuck up the gamblers
>>152694350>>did they ever punish that animal?The Canes did, lol. Sent him home for a few months.
Pylon is a Georgia Tech receiver. Shoulda been a TD
LDSisters...I'm scared
>>152694365>Does the winning team get to eat a giant Pop Tart?Yes.Dead serious
We soaking tonight
>>152694365
>>152694404Give #5
>>152694404Surprisingly mid for Mormon women desu
>>152694404i'm converting
>>152694402>>152694411We don't know their plans for this year.
>>152694272>God says you have to give me moneyPeople actually believe this shit and critique our taste in headwear like it's some kind of own.
>>1526944046, 1, 10, 5
>>152694418to islam
>>152694420they've already confirmed three poptarts will be sacrificed
>>152694404every single one of them is attainably wouldwhat's up with that
The Georgia Tech neckbeards in the crowd have been spectacular tonight
GAME ON THE LINE
kick the field goal!
>>1526944045 if she went back to being a brunette, it's insane how they never look better as blondes
LMAO A FUCKING WALL OFF PICK
ITS OVER
Wow. What a finish.
>Haynes Peasant
IT'S OVERMORMONS WIN DA POP TARTSB OWL
>King's final pass in his career was an INT in the endzoneKingbros...not like this....
GT deserved to lose that
>yellow jackets>yellow teethfucking jawja subhumans GET FUCKED
Fire the GT HC for the worst clock management and playcalls I have ever seen.
Pinstripe Bowl!
just fuck my shit up senpai
How is pop tarts bowl the most exciting one
>>152694444>wouldQuads confirm
BRIGHAM YOUNG WILLS IT
>>152694485hanes skidmarque
BYU's uniforms look more like a Pop Tart than Georgia Tech's so this is the proper result.
Haynes King get a job nigga, no more stinking up CFB for you
>>152694350and there it is
>>152694443They could be blown up by North Korean anti-aircraft guns. That wouldn't be edible.
I FUCKING LOVE POP TARTS!!!!
that was a great game
>>152694426IAYC :^)
what language is this ogre speaking?
>Big 12 undefeated on Pop Tarts BowlKWACCB
sad
>>152694493Truly my estimation of brent key just fucking plummeted
>>152694553Get the Urim and Thummim to translate
>>152694537says you
Is that Uncle Rico?
IM FEELIN THE TARTIEST COACH
The big 12 is legitimately a stronger conference than the ACCFact.
Crazy to think all these BYU guys are virgins.
>>152694563>Great Job!
>haynes king backed up kellen mond>had his job stolen by zach calzada (lmfao)>you now remember kellen mond exists>you now remember zach calzada exists
Show us the sacrifice you'll cowards!
BYU literally has a real dancing cat I am blown away
Mormons love sugar
>>152694575thats Gardner Minshew's son
>>152694581he just like me fr
>t-shirts are literally see thruwhat are we doing here
this was a very sovlul game
SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE
BLOOD FOR THE TART GOD
And now for the blood sacrifice
>"Let's hear it for Georgia Tech">*dead silence*
o7
>>152694585>you now remember kellen mond existsdude got the shit knocked out of him all season long in the UFL
Pop Tarts x Crumbl Cookies collab imminent
>>152694635*clap clap clap*
THE GREAT JESUS
sitakes the GOAT
Gigachad mormon
>we get to celebrate the birth of christ>now lower the pop tart into the toaster for us to devour
Time to celebrate Christ's love BY EATING THESE POP-TARTS
let's go sprinkles!it's gotta be cherry, right?
Is BYU's coach actually Mormon?
>Pop Tarts are good even if they're burntHe's a true salesman
>>152694696Very.
I’m impressed with the autism on this islander
>bear bachmeier has a brother named tigerthis is legitimately as bad as blacks naming their kids dequandrious and le-a
They're really milking the poptart murder
complete shitshow
>>152694696yep, they've been converting the pacific islanders for decades
>>152694728shouldn't he be holding a poptart?
>>152694696100%He also probably got a bigger share of the LDS's investment portfolio to stick around
>>152694720Keyed as fuck
Poptarts are now the Mountain Dew of sports
>>152694725I think they're having trouble with the toaster
>boo'd for eating some of the pop-tart
>they're saying booo-urn the pop tart already
>Bear didn't eat it all at onceDisgusting
BURN THE WITCH
>>152694720The other brothers are named Buck...and Hank.
I meant contact sports
TIME FOR DEATH
Isn't gluttony against LDS church doctrine?
>>152694758WOAH HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE TOASTER. AND THE PASTRY IS FREE!!!
THEY ARE SACRIFICING ALL THREE
Hot fudge was with GT?
This is satanic
I WANT TO FUCK CHERRY
>this is the time to meet your maker, and now heavenwhat did he mean by that
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152694821get in line
HOLY SHIT A TWIST ENDING
wtf that was like a 10 foot fall
They're actually toasting the mascots?
He got away!
CINEMA
DESSERTER
COWARD>>152694832I thought he might break his ankles. He was probably supposed to land on his back.
>>152694821>>152694829Is there any porn of this
>>152694850heh
strawberry is JACKED
Is this SOUL or Soulless?
the first sacrifice was better
my God this is such a fun bowl game
>>152694797in theory, yesin practice, not reallythey can't have caffeine, nicotine, or alcohol, so they load up on sweets
>rigged>>152694858I'm unironically really proud of myself for that one.
Such deep loreI can't wait for next year
>>152694862It's soul because nobody knew what to say or do half the time and every announcer read sounded like they were holding back laughter
/fit/ won. /sp/ lost.
Bear Bachmeier will make an all star Commanders QB
The gods are satisfied for one more year with the annual pop tart sacrifice. See you all next year!
>>152694862It's goofy but I'm okay with it. I also liked that one Cheezit Bowl where the whole fucking field was covered in Cheezits
>>152694892The gods are not satisfied. The 3rd Poptart getting away has caused them great anger.
>>152694862It's so dumb and blunt it has to fall into SOUL.
How fucking gay do you have to be to turn down this absolute KINO bowl game?
>>152694148ND made the right decision skipping this goyslop bowl even the 2 nig announcers couldn't follow along they just kept saying some thing stupid about pop tarts every 2 minutes what a shit show notice they went to commercial after on field injuries with no replay that 1 GT te tore his acl his career probably over KWAB
>>152694862it's goofy, harmless fun surrounding a goofy football game. This was rated "SOVLFVL" by Real Soul-Knowers.
Wait he wasn’t sacrificed? So is the bowl cursed?
Protein Slammin Strawberry big leagued those Jannetty tartlets.
>>152694938I guarantee you that's going to be a "plot line" in next year's Pop-Tarts bowl. Slammin' Strawberry reappears for some reason.
>>152694938the saga continues
>>152694938Come back for Poptarts Bowl 3 where the one that got away will face punishment
bowl games should have some fun challenge like one onside kick, one fake punt, etc. the best trick play wins something idk
>>152694899I prefer this iteration of cheez it bowl.
>>152694988if they bring him back and host a mock firing squad execution at the 50 yard line before next year's game I will buy every box of Pop-Tarts within a five-mile radius.
>>152695023obviously fake...
The saga continues... next time on pop sharts
>>152694938>>152694988The sign on his tray in >>152695023 says "you haven't seen the last of me".Reappearance next year
get ready for ozempic bowl the winners eat some fat niggers liposuctions
>>152694085They didn't want to allow E!SJW an opportunity to make money off them.
>>152694585who can forget calzone
>>152695023>turns sideways before the hatch closesI hope they toast him for real now.
what an absolute shitshow from start to finish why would any university participate in this ?
>>152695049I like how absolutely none of this was televised.
>>152694862It's so soulless it twisted right back around to being SOVL.
>>152695170For the pop tarts
>>152695175Sorry goy, commercials trump fun poptart shenanigans
>>152695337What's the point of a brand sponsor if they're going to advertise other brands during the on-field advertising?>it's all advertising?>always was
what are we watchin now? gator bowl?
>>152695175They had an IG stream dedicated to the sideline shenanigans, them not airing a lot of it was probably by design to drive traffic to the social media
>>152695374Will they be toasting gators at the end?
lmao cavs
>>152695374Snoop Lionb Owl
>>152695367That's antisemitic
Fresno State always manages to get some dogs on their teams. They play with a lot of toughness just not quite there athletically.
fucking coward
>>152695392no one told me...
>>152695374Probably Gator Bowl while watching the Ratbirds get punted from the playoffs on my other screen
>>152695393I think the Florida Gators have been toasted to death enough already this year
>>152695415>not hitting him with a flamethrower before he gets upmickey mouse bowl
Watched my classmate pick off GT for the win geg
>>152695405
>vagina
>>152695501But you're a Mormon kek
Why doesn't Scientology have a FBS college with football and so on?
>>152695603oh no not the religion where you get to have sex while all your friends jump on the bed to help you no anything but that
If Mizzou wins are they a real SEC team again?
>>152695672uva is worse than kentucky
>>152695603We got mad huzz here though
>>152694331What is this phenotype?
>>152695730the todd phenotype
>>152695730Appalachian, easy
Virginia ballgirl looking FINE
>Texas Longhorns are in CRISIS mode as Quintrevion Wiesner enters the transfer portal Lmao
Laura Rutledge is such a slut name
>>152696358yeah, >we should totally, like, shun her
mestemaker statpadding (based)
>>152696358more like whora slutledgePoster's Note:>I do not have an opinion on the promiscuity of ESPN sideline reporter Laura Rutledge. HOWEVER, the pun was there.
Sup /cfb/
>>152696473Had to be done. You get a thumb's up from me.
>COLLEGE KICKERS
>>152696503Have fun out there.
>>152696503I'll give you a dollar if you snag Lane Kiffin's visor
>wonder why no one is reacting to the game I'm watching>sister changed it to NFL at some point>cannot place whenbit too druk methinks
>>152696532Is he down there?
>>152696503nerg stadium
>>152696503based. have fun anon
>>152696559My sister knows not to change the channel on my TV especially if I’ve been drinking. That’s for damn sure, she usually just locks herself in her bathroom when I bring the whiskey out.
LMFAO CAVS
>>152696574Follow your nose. I'm told he smells like hot yoga.
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