buddy edition
breakfast
Up and at 'em
>im micksperg
any new years resolutions?
>>152693912Yeah 1440p for mineAlso touching grass more often to have a >0.002% chance of interacting with ladies
>>152693795gayest show of all time
Good morning alf
meant gayest mick of all time
youse blokes are a bunch of deadset fuckin ripper legends iykwim haha
https://www.news.com.au/sponsored/68a6c198be2ae4df323bfe8069941d7c/aussie-tradie-reveals-secrets-to-success/?dicbo=v4-0QondMq-1086836272-1
>>152696066>ripping off the elderly>stealing supplies>being as shoddy as possible>driving like a fuckwit
>>152696265>he's STILL seething about tradies Sad
>>152692592so crisp
>stating facts>YUH SEETHING!
will ashcroft got told he is a queenslander and cant play for victoria
>>152698453Hes a Victorian and should be able to play for Victoria. If Charlie Cameron can play for WA then the Ashcrofts can play for vic
>>152698985born in queensland and moved to vic at 15its state of origin not state of draft location
>>152699028And Charlie Cameron was born in QLD and then moved to WA as a kid. Same thing. But he gets to play for WA.
>>152692592based jon patton after rooting (raping) his 100th girl
Big bash or a league tonight lads?
suck a dick or get fucked up the arse tonight lads?
>>152699447You offering hehe
>>152699419Big bash lad
>>152699353Currently watching NBL
Wtf am I meant to do for nye now I'm 27?I've got like 6 friends.
>>152699447based sydneysider
>>152699561Get a good night sleep. Getting crazy on NYE past the age of 23, 24 isn't the play, should be in the past. You start doing that again when you're in your mid to late 50s when your kids are all grown up
>>152699561Get together with your 6 mates and do something
>just stay at home bro!!heard this one before
>sets alarm for 5am new years day>attracts and feed every cockatoo in a 5km radius>mows the lawneat shit normie scum
>>152699760copewe all know the immense hurt you will feel when 12:00am rolls around and you are on your own
>>152699760You wont do shit
>The hot blonde from ABBA is a Carlwog supporterNo, no this can't be happening
>2020 was 6 years ago (minus a few days)
>>152699267state of origin is fucking retardedkozzie pickett has no connection to WA as he was born, raised, and played all his footy in SA yet he is playing for them. it's completely arbitrary who they are getting on because it's just a dumb cashgrab from a floundering useless faggot CEO who is killing the sport we loved with dumb gimmicks and shit rules.
why normies so violent and wish pain upon others?>>152699832>>152699896
when 12:00am rolls around ill be wanking my dick off
>>152700156FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>wow earth when round sun again therefore i go crazy bro party party party!! so crazy bro!!
nofap 2026
>>152700710Uhh this is simply NOT true. I hereby declare the death penalty for this blasphemous witch!
>wow im so happy with me life let me tell you!
You now remember joshie.
Problem is I'm just too intelligent to engage in stupid things like NYE parties. Imagine waiting around till midnight just to see the last digit at the end of the date change. What are you a fucking child? Grow up. Jesus.
>me when repeating digits on an online forum
>>152700800nice
If the earth's rotation around the sun was backwards would we go back in time?
>everyone else having fun doesnt bother me okay!!??
>omg it hit 12 o clock!!>everyone cheer xDDD so fun XDDD yay happy new year XDDDDD this is so fun!! XD
I think I've lost my zest for life. Everything sucks now.
>>152700834if everyone on earth anchored a rope to the ground and pulled backwards we would eventually spin the other way then forces will pull the planet in reverse too. whether we go back in time who knoes
>>152700881Are you a tradie?
>>152700892no i'm a afl franchise cheer squad member
>>152700901Shame.*anchors rope into the ground*
>Merry Christmasnothing merry about my life>Happy New Yearnothing happy about it
>washcroft (4yrs playing in vic age 14-17) ineligible for vic>charlie (1yr playing in wa at age 17) eligible for wamake it make sense dil ya dill
>>152700947WA need all the help they can getQLD would probably beat them tbqh
>>152700952yeah it's as simple as this, the vic team is simply too goodI'm not even sure washcroft makes the side tbqh
how many normies does nick daicos have again?
whats the bet that theres a qld origin match announced for 2027 and charlie suddenly becomes a queenslander again
>>152700952>QLD would probably beat them tbqhgive em a few years and they'll be smacking victoria around
>>152700947>As a schoolboy he played cricket, rugby union and rugby league at high levels.[5] He also played several games of Australian rules football while attending Marist College[6] and spent six months in the Brisbane Lions Talent Academy before quitting football to focus on rugby.[7] Following graduation in late 2011, at the age of 17, Cameron moved with his family to Newman, Western Australia.>While in Newman, Cameron was talked into playing for the local football team, the Newman Saints. He began playing club football for the first time for the Saints in 2012 and impressed so much that, towards the end of the season, he was invited to play for the Swan Districts Football Club and played three Colts games.[9] Entering his first pre-season ever with Swan Districts in 2013, he impressed the coaches so much that he earned a spot in the senior team for the first round of the 2013 WAFL season, and represented Western Australia at the 2013 AFL Under 18 Championships, which led to him being picked up by Adelaide in the rookie draft despite only having played a total of 30-40 games of Australian rules football.[1] so barely played any footy before moving to WA. gives them a plausible explanation why he was cleared for wa and ashcroft wasn't for vic
>d-did you ged thad on video ??>i-i-im gonna go on internet and post it and show everybody how bad driver they are and how good driver I am haha xD i never make mistakes im so good at driving xDDD
>>152699760remember to get the leaf blower out after you finish mowing to really get a good clean going
>>d-did you ged thad on video ??>>i-i-im gonna go on internet and post it and show everybody how bad driver they are and how good driver I am haha xD i never make mistakes im so good at driving xDDD
i'll sit outside and rev the piss out of my straight piped xr8
>guy that will most likely spend all night gooning and has never done a minute of yard maintenance in his life is creating fake scenarios where people who enjoyed a night out will be annoyed at himits an interesting discussion
>boomers and tradies cultivate a monocolture lawn that is an act of ecological terrorism on the surrounding ecosystem and call it 'yard maintenance'
why do you guys like the sydney to hobart yacht race so much?
havent seen a single post about it
micksperg looked at /afl/ on 4chan and said "this is where I will finally be given the respect and adoration i've been denied everywhere else"
>>152701174he's shitting up /cric/ right now
>>152701174This but tradies and they glazers
I had a merry Christmas and will have a happy new year Ya bunch of sad poofs
why did the australian tradies miss new years eve?they couldntot build a working clock
Did AFL really steal state of origin from NRL?
>oh yeah haha I went out new years eve haha my life isnt completely boring i dont at all feel the need to overcompensate for how dull my life usually is by going out on nye and acting like a retard i also dont brag about it at all the next day to feel a sense of superiority over others who clearly have a better life than me my life is so full of meaning bro im so cool
This anon is really trying to make green text satirical take on society a mick, its actually rather sad>dude, modern thing bad, I'm so intelligent xd
hates everything poster is a national treasure, bless that miserable sod
Christ is King
I genuinely don't get the seething, here's an idea if you don't like something - don't engage with it.If you think new years celebrations are a waste of time, then don't celebrate it - no one is forcing you.This is what happens when anons mistake hating for an actual personality
>If you think new years celebrations are a waste of time, then don't celebrate it - no one is forcing you.This is why the christmas and new years period is a form of social and religious bullying. All the low IQ retards group together and try to make you feel lonely and worthless for not being a brainless sheep and partaking in their stupid activities.
>>152701382>All the low IQ retards group together and try to make you feel lonely and worthless for not being a brainless sheep and partaking in their stupid activities.Literally who is "bullying" you, go on tell us? You're so self obsessed that you think other people care what you do?Here's a protip: no one, and I mean no one, cares if you do or don't celebrate new years/Christmas
>>152701095More like bbc patio
>>152700930>I like to think of myself as a VictorianWhy? He spent like two or three years there between 16 - 18.
>>152701391Exclusion is a form of bullying. christians create some dumb little holiday to make the non-christians feel excluded. Bullying. See how those who don't celebrate christmas can't just go on with their lives due to how widespread it's celebrated. So the other religions have to gather together during the christmas period and do their own thing in order to not feel the emotional pain of spending the period all alone. It's all just something designed to bully.
DESTINY OOOHHHH IT'S THE RISING SUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
>>152701419>christians create some dumb little holiday to make the non-christians feel excluded.This is actually how brown people think.
>>152701391>no one, and I mean no one, cares if you do or don't celebrate new years/Christmasyes we fucking do. shunning Christmas is a brown foreigner thing. brown foreigners can fuck off
>>152701454t. Yiorgos Dimitrios
Adding hating Christmas and nye to the list
lol
>>152701419Just go to a le Christmas party. Everyone's welcome.
>>152701095Looks like that thumbnail off of shreddednerd's video
love her
>>152701806How was your Christmas mate?
>>152702382lolworthy i reckon
