Nucks Edition >>152677844
>>152696079haunting
Why would a person do this?
Jfc, both Florida teams fucking hate each other.
>>152696111Gotta support the team.
>ruins
>>152696127you can do that without being a faggot twink bitch
>rags
>>152696141found the sunbelter
>>152696079Good OP
laffs signed Dummy over Bertuzzi kwab
>>152696162good goy. keep buying gary's over-priced merch.
>>152696194>buyingSanta got me all my Official NHL merchandise. This year I got a toque!
Told ya. That's 1, faggots.
>SEN5>SEN5>SEN5HOOOOOOOLY LMAO
It was 2-2 at this >>152696038 laffs post. Wtf happen?
>>152696283Leafsies decided to take off the kiddie gloves, raped Ullmark outta the crease, then immediately scored on the backup.
>>1526962831967 happened and is still happening
shots in the Detroit-Carolina game are currently 9-32 with 4 minutes left in the 2nd
>>152696119Everyone hates the Panthers
>>152696455Not true. They're /hoc/s team.
>>152696466why are they wearing so much eye makeup?
>>152696134They fucking suuuuk :(
>>152696466Not big on cheerleaders, but I’d go to town on a hockey girl’s feet
>>152696483You have to get the ice crew looking good for the paying customers.
>>152696511then they should just skate in bikinis
classic florida hockie
>>152696591Based
>>152696588boomer ass meme, unc
>>152696588gem ass meme, unc
>>152696657cope /hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
Sabs!
The Rangers have a bunch of players who'd be a third liner at best for any other NHL team.
NHL needs to ban logan "bitch-faggot" stanley. That is the second fucking time in two seasons that this bitch has intentionally injured Spurgeon. Loserpig really isn't that far for me to drive and do something about it. He needs a talking to.
>>152696674Go Sabres
>>152696684I always thought it was cool that Logan Stanley plays for the Stanley Cup.
>>152696725He plays for the faggot team that will never win a stanley cup.
>>152696079
>>152696591I wonder what the fan said that got Guentzel so butthurt
Wild just need to start head hunting loserpig. shit cocksucking cucknadian franchise that will never win anything so they just have to injure the other team. give them a taste of their only "talent" on the ice. fucking cocksuckers. literally live in a shit heap surrounded by cattle farms, loserpig smells like SHIT because it is LITERALLY SHIT everywhere around them.
>>152696684Yeah, he’a a real cock sucker. Hopefully he catches an ass beating one of these days but I doubt it
>>152696664we're millennials, who don't post memes like this
>>152696684>>152696784Based. Fuck canada
The dearth of >rags posting is concerning
Ha I see the devils are still as soft and impotent as they were before the holiday break
When did New Jersey hire Raul "Ramon" Armenteros?
>>152696783probably [spoiler]respond to this or your mother dies in her sleep tonight[/spoiler]
oh boy oh boy it's time for carolina's nightly 3rd-period collapse
>>152697086There were no garypoints for 3 days. The garypoint gods bust be satiated
please, if there is a webm guy in the thread, get us a webm of that girl banging on the glass in the Hurricanes game at 15:23
>>152696944The Flames posters as well, completely filtered by the new captchas.
>>152697138Loving you is just like sippin on straight sugar sticky sugar soda cover me in candy I'm so lucky to get to know ya
kek gary needs to construct some kind of extension to that benulty box
wow the battle of florida AND the battle of alberta on the same night!
Snes-Laffs and Blots-Kitties are one bad play from a bench clearing brawl
>>152697159what the fuck is this trb-ass shit
>>152697174Don't forget about the Battle of Ontario!
Ahhh save me weffies pwease pwease save me fwom mean pwayers hurt us
:)
>>152697138sorry bud was watching wjcyou could be a webm guy yourself though it's pretty easy
>>152697240I have the tech for it on my PC, but I don't have a rewindable stream
>>152697186Are you not entertained?
MY Ovie :)
potential >laffshappening
>>152697239They could get a playoffs spot tonight.
>>152697256obs has a replay buffer, i have mine set for 60 seconds and just hit the hotkey to dump the video whenever anything interesting happens
>>152697260Not really, current NHL is too limp dick to allow that
>laffs
Refs desperately trying to win the game for Florida.
>SNE6
i'm edging my >laffs so hard but the >snes are blowing it for me
panthers might be the dirtiest team i've ever seen in professional sports
Love this Finn like you wouldn't believe
morning /hoc/ and most importantly go flames go
>>152697239
>>152697404yeah >we tried to tell youso did the boltZ posters
>>152697434how's the paper route going?
my dabres! :Deight in a row!
this is probably the most culturally relevant hockey has been in the mainstream media since slapshot, shame
>>152697463not me but im guessing its fine, big storm across the country but think the mailman should be alright
My ruins :c
uh oh laffsbros
This is the only Sabres related meme I have.
>>152697138
is this a set play
>>152697404You don't win a cup with talent only.You must destroy other's talent.This is why Canada is cupless since 1993.
>soilers>cantpucks>krakheads>cryers>your islanders>poo jersey>snes>ruins
>>152697466I want to do things to her face
>>152697535lol
>>152697535not to be the most ungrateful dick in the world, but I wish that the clip went longer, because I remember her going way crazierI think it was on a close-up camera angle right after that
>>152697535C'mon sweetie you can bang harder than that :)
Imagine hurting yourself trying to hit Marchand
Gary, you're giving both Florida teams TOO many pps. What are you doing?
and now a fuckin' slashing call on this faggot. Seriously, this faggot has to be banned. make the call gary. you fucking cocksucker.
>>152697593Panthers with 12 PPs kek
>>152697466i don't get it. game of thrones? six feet under?
>>152697603It must suck being a Wild fan and seeing Gary handout all these free Cups to other American teams yet Minnesota can't even get to the finals ever.
>The Sabres will win a Cup before Canada gets another
>>152697616The young bucks
why is loserpig booing Hughes? Do they think they are hongcouver or something? smell of shit fucking with their stupid fucking canuck fucking dipshit cocksucker "brains"?
Is Sam Bennett the dirtiest player in the league?
>>152697635Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152697567she has a very sexful face
>>152697635Canada's last cup win is -7 years to Minnesota's inaugural season. So shut the fuck up you retarded softpusy rooting faggot. kys.
>>152697643Delete this
>>152697643i think the book of revelations warned us about what'll happen if that comes to pass
>>152697655Correct. What's your excuse?
>>152697667get some fuckin' glasses.
>>152697676My team wins Cup(s).
>>152697671>>152697672The fates of Canada and Buffalo are inexorably intertwined
My Team > Your "team". Get over it.
>>152697574the only feed i could get was russian so it didn't last long
>>152697706Actually if you look into the analytics my team is vastly superior to yours.
My team cost a late-night feeYour team got the HIVMy team plays on the double-feature screenYour team went straight to DVD
>>152697574it cut away right after to the goalie
>>152697757My team has a strong veteran core that keeps our young Europeans in line.
Retarded ass loserpig fans and players don't even know what a delayed penalty means. kek. Stpid faggot coach squealing like a faggot. Hope gary fines his ass and suspends him.
*heems you in the fucking mouth**skates off to raucous applause, kids chanting my name, etc*
>>152697734I appreciate it
>SIX SNEVENS
i thought minnesota was hockey country until i saw the crowd at the wjc. please, never host wjc in america ever again, they dont give a shit about hockey, always canada preferably, or sweden or finland.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO EAT SHIT LOSERPIG YOU FUCKING NO PUCK KNOWING SHIT SMELLING ALL YEAR FAGGOTS!
the mild must be on
>>152697826Are you okay bro
>>152697822it's the middle of the NHL season, the ending of the NFL season and the NCAAF bowl season. People are sports out and just got back from spending Christmas with the family. Also, it's the fucking qualifying round of a junior tournament. Lower your expectations.
Panthers have had TWELVE power plays. Gary has no shame.
So many goals tonight all around the league.
>>152697852Yes. Doing well. I'd ask you too, but I really don't care.
>>152697862maybe the bolts should stop gooning it up?
>>152697822the crowd is sparse because everyone had their own hockey games lol
>>152697858Yeah and it would sell out anywhere in Canada lol
>>152697858Holy cope
>>152697858so you're admitting that americans care for other sports so much more that it directly impacts hockey viewership. why not host the fuckin thing in ontario then where it'd be sold out?
Suck shit loserpig.
>>152697883May God have mercy on ur soul, grumpybro
>>152697822yeah it's pretty disgraceful
>>152697894>we are too boring for all of that other stuff so yeahweird flex, but ok.
fucking LMAO JETS
>nothing in the modern NHL has ever come close to this level of rizz
Devils have now lost 10 of their last 14 games
>>152697822I saw the empty seats at the NHL Global Series. Sweden doesn't really care about pro hockey that much either.
what the fuck happened to the Jets this year?
>>152697904>you're admitting that americans care for other sports so much more that it directly impacts hockey viewershipthere's literally nowhere in this country where hockey is the most popular sport and only 2 places MAYBE where it's the second most popular sport lol
>>152697904Call the IIHF and ask them. Go ahead. Ask them.
>>152697942I'm gonna be pissed if the rags make the playoffs because the devils flake out
>>152697952traded away sauce and williams
I don't need a Canadian team to win the cup, Ill be happy with any team taking it from Panthers.
Americans not sending their best to hoc!
is allowing four goals in the first part of a learning process
>>152697969
>>152696079our nuckies are resurgent :)
>>152697952Ehlers was more important than they thought
>>152697968>I don't need a Canadian team to win the cupGood thing, because they're shit.
>cucknadians SEEEEEEEETHING about America againkek, that anthem singer in loserpig tonight was a great example of the smartest 1% of all cuckanada has to provide.
>>152697997a rising tide lifts all ships
>>152697977Dostal has really been shit since he came back from injury. Not that the ducks defense has been all that fantastic.
>>152697952Hellebuyck forgot he's not injured anymore
>>152697946>GO TEAM GO!alright bud
Watching hockey with my dad became more fun after I pointed out to him that all the couples in the commercials are interracial
>>152696079kuche threw it back and popped those pussys
>>152698040Kitty cocksuckers get what they deserve.
>>152698019>>152698024Both these guys aren't the same since getting injured
>>152697960I think the devils have a better chance at winding up with another #1 draft pick this summer than they do a playoff spot
god damn I hate the Panthersget fucked
I thought Christmas break would never end but finally it's time to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
my avies :)
why were the nuckies winning so many games without quinn jews or pettershit in the lineup?
>>152698072Love me Bolts. Simple as.
Jfc, that bolts and kitties game was just fucking insane.GG kitties. Btw, you might want to improve your pp cause fucking christ that was bad.
>>152698072did the bolts get revenge for hagel?
>>152698076post the two cuties please
>>152698076is crazy P still around?
>>152698108Three of them tried to fight Sabourin at the same time and lost
>>152698109>>152698114Yes and fans have been getting annoyed with him since the team is shit and there hasn't been much to get genuinely enthusiastic about when playing at home.>home: 4-10-1>away: 11-8-2
>>152698142i wonder how he gets himself going. drugs?
Who's the hillbilly singing the Canadian anthem
>>152698114>>152698142Whom is Crazy P
bald spotted
lehkonen nelson nichuchkinwhen the fuck has lehky nuke ever worked
DABRES HAVE WON 8 IN A ROW!!!!
Who is getting moved at the Trade Deadline?
Bolt bros, how we feeling tonight after this game?
>>152698224would you trade him for hughes, miller and horvat?
its time
>>152698224I see your bald and raise you a mime
>>152698224Pettersson isn’t shit because he’s bald. There have been plenty of good hockey players who didn’t have hair and it wasn’t an impact on their performance.
my avies :(
>>152698268>bald people, mimesgary has grown the game far too much for my liking
>>152698281Maybe not the best time to tell you about the hobbits
jamie bitchmade benn with two fuckin interference penalties in 3 seconds that didn't called. why the FUCK does gary love that cocksucker so much?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152698294it's over
>>152697904>ontario then where it'd be sold out?it wasn't the last time they hosted
kek asstards nice fucking defense retards.
>>152698102and why did they decide to stop?
ekholm being a fucking giant pussy bitch again. gloves glued on too.>>152698223this guy who gets paid to bang his drums at canucks games and get the crowd hyped up while looking like an east vancouver addict
>>152698336because it's meaningless, like all of life
these calgary cats some pussy
What the hell was that goal.
reaves goal kwab
>softpusyskek
>>152698373>all old white dudes look like crack addicts
my sharkies :)
what's he planning right now?
So what games are /hoc/ watching now?
>>152698420
>>152698420I'm watching House of Ashur
ekholm is usually the softest d man in the league except against calgary what's his deal
>>152698410NL's bit on him is so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5aq5if7hUs
late night goffee for late night hoggey
best rivalry is in florida. i hate gary so much.
>>152698420i'm watching gambling ads :)
FLAMES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR :D
sorry to say sharkfrens that misa has a long way to go before he can be a top 6r>t. been watching wjc
>>152698479that was gil stein retard
Fuckin hell. Why didn’t Foote challenge the first goal? Now it’s becoming insurmountable.
>>152698479Based Gary giving my Bolts the best rivalry currently.
sharks!!
>f1ames
>>152698035Did that to my dad with Netflix and drug ads.
it's not fair the shargs should have released celebrini to play in the junior tournament and then that way my nuckies would only be down by 1 right now!!!
Why doesn't gary do a nightly redzone-style broadcast so we can watch all of the games for a low, low price?
>wo1f
If nothing else, at least this miserable Canucks season has seen Max Sasson and Linus Karlsson become real players.
>>152698420denmark/czech
the oilers getting absolutely demolished so far in this game. gary must be seething
>>152698565>low pricesGary would kill you if you said those words in his presence
>>152698664hard to kill me if I already killed him for ruining hockey.
connor bedard would complete this oilers team no cap
>>152698689How can you be sure that you really did? Gary has expendable clones who do all his public-facing work
>>152698725if he's going to complete any team apart from the hawks it's going to be the nucks
>>152698726I'm very thorough.
>dallass
hopefully Gary makes this season better than the new season of Stranger Things
>>152698770i'm sure bedard can help many teams to completion
what kind of fucking greasy wop came up with the name "zamboni" for that machine
I hope Billy G purposefully leaves this fuckin' slant off the USA Olympic roster.
Where is our boy Singher? he should be calling this Edmonton Calgary game desu
>>152698853What about the Chicago Blackhawks? How's that been going for them?
kek rantanen fumbled his shootout try. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT HUEHUEHUHE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE HUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUEHUE BITCH.
>>152698565i believe its called nhl on the fly or something like that
>>152698915i think australianon was referring to his leadership in the locker room
>>152698946sounds pretty jewish. i don't like that.
Stars can still win this.
PENULTY, GERMAN
>>152698919webm?
>asstardskek, maybe the sois will make the playoffs and they can have a good week, oh, wait....
Why is the crowd so silent. Did someone die?
its so funny watching RNH shit the bed whenever he's in a must-perform situation like a breakaway. every single time
>>152698970You were saying?
>>152699055having two last names messes him up
>watching the game>team is winning>But I'm still seething about FGO's ending and reading shit posts between commercialsSomeone put me out of my misery
>>152698725imagine the hot bbc sex between momma bedard and darnell nurse
why was loserpig booing quinn hughes the entire game? sad they don't have a Top-2 D-man or that he is American?
>>152699127im imagining gavin mckennas mom
>>152699198he said he's more of a helicopter guy
>>152699127bedard's mom has a bbc? kinky.
>>152699198Winnipeg has loyal folk who hate quitters.
>>152697565Based 8 in a row
Isnt it nice that the mighty mighty ducks are good again
>>152699260It's very exciting
>>152699260No. Hockey doesn't belong in Southern California.
>>152699116It's okay bro. I'm still seething about panthers getting so much pp time against bolts, I'm not even a bolts fan, I am a GFL canes fan lmao.
>>152699218yeah, that's why they stay in the LITERAL shit smelling shithole they are born in. kek FAGGOTS.
my avies :((
>>152699127she does look black-owned
>d-d-d-durrrrr canucks won daaa tradekek
>>152699319cope winny is a nice city if you avoid the abbos
>>152699348oh im sorry did the mild make it to the conference finals already?
>>152699359>c-copeNo. It literally smells of cow shit 90% of the year, the other 10% it is a barren snow frozen-shit land.
>>152699359>i-it's good when it's not bad-dd you sound retarded my nigga
>>1526993701993. (-7 seasons from the Wild's inaugural) Kiss my nuts faggot.
funny how docile the lames were when evander kane was around
my ducks are falling apart
>he has to root for an American team because 1993>b-b-b-b-but I root for the PLAYERS from country!!!!!!>dddurrrrrrrkwacanacuck
>>152699388>mild fans celebrating the same blackhawks that dumpstered them for 3+ seasons straightkek
it's always amusing to observe the genuine anti-social personality disorder posters that come here from time to time, like the wildcuck who can't contain his seething right now itt
my avies! :)lehkonen!
scarrrr lehky
>>152699416>blah blah blahkwab. seethe more. faggot.
>>152699429alexa remind me when the minnesota wild last won a stanley cup
>>152699434>still seething about the Wild after 8 yearskwasoftpusy.
lomberg having a grea ttime out there
fuckin soilers wtf are these retards doing out there
>y-yeah but the American team I root for, since I root for the players, not the teams durrrrr hurrr durrrr, won a gary cupkwacanacuck. just kys already you fucking retarded cocksucking faggot.
none of these retards are doing any of that in the playoffs
Mcdavid needs to score a couple of goals
you can just tell how badly the mild got hosed in the trade and already sense quinn has one foot out the door based on how worked they are rn
>softpusys losing>canacuck faggot starts seething about the Wild. yet. again.kek
You're a foul one, Mister MitchYou're a nasty wasty skunkYour heart is full of unwashed socksYour soul is full of gunk, Mister MitchThe three words that best describe you are as followsAnd I quote"Stink, stank, stunk"
>>152699468kek true
F L A M E SLAMES
>>152699371>>152699385damn didn't realize we were having a crying faggot contest but ok I give up you win
and whats going to be even funnier is you just know kaprizov is walking as soon as quinn leaves too. their anxiety is palatable.
>if I say it again, maybe they'll believe I am a real softpusy fan!kwacanacuck.
>canacuck faggot spends 98% of his time on /hoc/ seething about the wildkek.
Sitting by the fireplace, watching /hoc/, and drinking a beer on cold winter night. These are the days I yearn for during the summer. Taking time to be grateful in the present.
>>152699479LMAO can't wait for his meltdown when that occurs. I mean just look at him now.
