>>152699978
they need to change their name. rams are known for leading with their head, but leading with your head is illegal now. any suggestions?

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I'm not sure why so many people picked Green Bay to win when neither team is particularly good. Was it just because they were butthurt about Lameme?

>>152700059
Packers are an NFC team and Ravens are an AFC team, and we all know that NFC teams are always better than AFC teams

Will the clots try to win tomorrow or are they going to tank for the draft?

>>152697370
Okay now weigh the entire history of the owl

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I think this thread SUCKS
I think the Rams SUCK
And I think OP is a F*GGOT

>>152700328
>entire history
get me the data in some format and ill add it
someone on github had 99-24 so i used that

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uhm
yahhh
im a Chiefs fan and I blame injuries
uhmm, unless your name is on this list you have no room to talk uhmmmm
49ers, i mean yeah sure go ahead talk smoe shit

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Posting in the Rams / Coastal elites thread

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We . The people

>>152701265
how does kyle shanhan constantly make playoffs with 1/3rd of his salary cap injured?

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>lambs

We're using this thread because the rams aren't frauds

>>152699978
My Steelers better win ):

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Sup senpai

>>152701270
2025 owl - Jags vs Rams
2026 owl - Chargers vs Rams

Lions will win the division next year

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So if the Packers miss the playoffs does that mean Jerrry won the trade even harder?

>the rams aren't frauds
That's interesting, considering they were gifted a soulless plastic ring by the league just as their brand new fancy stadium was opening up to generate revenue. Surely the refs didn't give them any help in the Super Bowl, right?

>>152701301
Packers can't miss playoffs, they are guaranteed 7th seed

>>152701301
They’ve clinched sadly.

Flyovers seething about the rams again

>>152701298
goof isn’t winning shit

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>>152701304
Kiss my ring, biatch (;

>>152701301
Jerry hasn't won diddly since the early 90s

Getting pretty sick of rams threads bros

>>152700004

Flyovers, feel free to go to your containment thread

>>152700004

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Reposting my meme 'cause why not. I also made another barely noticeable edit or two. Doesn't really change anything.

Rams are the best team in the league and favourites for the superbowl
They deserve every thread
Meanwhile burrs are #10 odds to win the owl

>>152700116
das rite

Last week I met a fellow Broncos fan on Grindr, taller than me, Black and about 10 years older. He drove to my place and I took him into my bedroom. We kissed for a bit until I got on my knees and pulled out his cock and put it into my mouth. After sucking, he fucked me so hard I shat all over his dick. He beat me half to death and that's what made me sissygasm.

Well no, I don't think the eagles are good

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>>152701349
Okay and then you typed all that out saying "I'm not gay and I'm not obsessed with The Kiwi"

That's what you did right?

Ravens are stumbling into another ring

>>152701380
>Le 11 turnovers in 8 playoffs games man
lmao

>>152701380
>expecting primate jr to win against the steelers

>>152701430
he's going to carve them the fuck up like Herbert did

>>152701430
That's not his name and you know it.

>>152701430
And there it is

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>yfw dabbers beat duh neinerz

i would fuck nina lin

>>152701532
Isn't he a man?

Fuck the Bears

I once fell asleep with another mans cock in my ass and I sharted on it in my sleep

>spam derrick henry
>win
Why did it take until the season was basically out of reach for Harbaugh to realize this? It really is crazy how many teams think they're too good for the strategy of "give the ball to your best player"

>>152701265
That's because Patrick Mahomes takes up 25% of the cap retard

Sauce Gardner has won 1 game this year

What happened to the Colts?

>>152701596
he fumbled a lot this year

>>152701596
rumor has it that Lamar checked out of many run plays because he, "Finna make a play"

DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf

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Patrick Mahomes BTFO

>>152701672
say that to his face, coward

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>>152701693
Why do you keep bringing up Colin Cowherd?

So which team is signing the next Matt Flynn, aka Malik Willis, to a massive contract this offseason that everybody will laugh about in 4 years?

>>152701769
Miami

>>152701601
10%

Harbaugh is a shit manager. Has a really good running QB and a great RB and tried to make his offense all about the passing game. Has to lose the QB just to win.

Some managers can find a way to succeed with the tools they have, and some have to find the tools to fit their plans or they cannot win.

I'd like to take a moment.

Now I know this year we underperformed Vikings and Cowboys let's all look in the mirror and take a long hard fart. We need to be honest...

BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT THE PACKERS!

>Mortgaged everything just to be a 7th seed
>Youngest team in the league 4 years running
>same youngest team missed playoffs, 7th seed, 7th seed, 7th seed
>QB is injury prone and only plays good during Toyotathon
>Fanbase is so stupid and fat they think the NFL started in 2010
>All their rivals have won the division and posted better seasons then they have
>Defeated by their own arrogance (Muh 27 year old QB, Muh Rodgers and Favre)
>No Draft Picks until 2028 can't even draft out of this
>Cap Crunch if only you had draft picks
>still no #1 WR
>the guy they gave up all that Capital for won't play until next December and won't be 100% right until 2027
>Malik Willis is going to get poached
>Lions and Vikings are going to retool and bootyblast them
>Bears have the Bad BAAD man Ben Johnson and the Iceman

Let's all have a good hearty chuckle at the Packers. The Fraud Kings of the North.

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>>152701870
Forgot pic it's been a goofy ass season.

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The Top 10 Teams (...if you disregard the Chorgers)

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>flyovers at war with each other

Somebody has to win the AFC-N. Might as well be the Steelers.

Can Flyovers make their own genny called /gayfl/ and leave this one to the CoastGODs?

Good morning /nfl/. Just wanted to drop a quick
>gaysconsin
kek
That is all.

>>152702008
Good morning and based

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post yfw >shadman rapes the steelers today

The Cardinals are the most pathetic team in all of sports
They haven't done shit since the fucking 1940s other than one year where Kurt Warner dragged them to an Owl appearance

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Davis Mills would win the Superb Owl, but DeNegro Cryins would rather start a meme QB

Are the Texans peaking at the right time or did they peak too soon.

If the Lions just kicked a FG or punted it on every 4th down this year they would be like 12-5 lol

seven playoff teams is too many, I don't care if the broadcasting corporations and league executives want more games

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Pats probably aren't going to lose to either but it would be funny if they did.

imagine quitting on a team that's paying you $55 million/year, do black qbs really?

Ravens should trade Lememe to the Browns for Shadeur

>>152702104
The 16 game season and 6 playoff teams were great. The 7th seed is a waste of space. The 17th game is pointless.

Hell, I think divisions should be abolished. No more division babby free playoff spots. Two conferences, 4 playoff teams. No byes for anyone either. Just straight divisional round, then conference championship, then SB. No more WC bullshit. Would be perfect.

>>152702119
Jags are winning out and so are the Pats probably. The Broncos might lose to the Chargers, though. In that instance, what happens? Pats the 1 seed, Jags the 2 seed?

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>>152702149
I disagree.

>>152702119
Pats dont get enough shit for how bad their schedule is. At least the bears are ending the year playing a bunch of tough teams.

So the only important games today are Steelers vs Browns and 49ers vs Bears, right?

>>152702166
The Bucs and Panthers games matter too
And the Falcons game but they'd have to beat the Rams for it to actually matter so lmao

>>152702166
Panthers seahawks is the most important remaining game since it has implications for a bye and a conference championship.

>>152702165
>Pats dont get enough shit for how bad their schedule is.
Are you kidding? It's all you stupid fucks ever mention about them. The Bills have a similarly easy schedule and yet have a worse record and not a single person gives the Bills shit and thinks they're SB favorites because they pounded on a bunch of dorks even though they lost to the Dolphins and split with the "cake schedule" Patriots. You retards just regurgitate low hanging fruit all day.

>>152702149
Your idea is worse than the 14 team playoff.

>>152702165
That's the only criticism they've had since they lost to the raiders anon

>>152702193
No, it's not.

>>152701956
Yeah we don't embrace our rivals like the rainbow division of cold fearing faggots

>>152702204
Yes it is

>>152702217
No, it's not. 14 playoff teams invalidating the entire point of the regular season is not a better idea than limiting the playoffs to 4 teams per conference and eliminating wildcards. You would have to be an actual complete retard to believe this.

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which 1PM game are we watching, lads?

>>152702245
Browns Steelers because I think it has the highest potential for funny shit.

>>152702078
they would have beaten the eagles

>>152702245
Panthers have a chance to upset

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rammies dont play today

>>152701646
They got reffied in the first Texans game, then had the hardest schedule in the NFL down the stretch and lost their top 5 QB this year to injury. They traded too much for Gardener and he immediately got hurt and hasn't played since.

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Home Team

it was really cool to watch that Texans Chargers game just for the refs to decide it at the end with a really bad flag. Very cool refs, thanks Goodell.

So we rooting for Shedoodoo later for kino Steelers/Ravens next week?

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>>152700056
The Los Angeles Pumas

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>>152702296
There are no bad flags, just bad rules

>>152702305
I'd rather Rodgers lose to the Bills in the AFCCG

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>>152701559
this look like a man to you?

>>152702296
I know watching NFL is a waste of time, but that felt like I wasted my wasted time.

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>>152702245
Seahawks/Panthers is definitely the best 1PM game
Best game of the day will be Bills/Eagles (hopefully)
Bears/49ers should also be spicy too

>>152702319
I've seen ladyboys look like that yes

>>152702296
it was a good flag but you didn't actually understand what you were watching

>>152702329
you are a fucking retard please fucking die you fucking dumbass

I wish we had a new president who would nationalize the teams

>>152702332
t. guy who suggested this >>152702149

>>152702360
wrong.

I asked you at the start of the season which team would go worst-to-first and many of you said the Bears. Good job!

>>152702230
You wanted to eliminate division winners faggot

>>152702230
>limit to four playoff teams
So you'd have 3-4 teams a year eliminated from playoff contention despite having the same record as playoff teams and winning divisions would mean nothing. That's worse than the current format

>>152699978
Whose getting refballed the hardest? Easy money on Pittsburgh and Carolina losing for eeek 17 forcepushed games?

>>152700499
Checked

I'm dreaming of a Patriots super bowl win in Maye's 2nd season and all the haters absolutely losing their shit.

Still 4.5 hours until the game start. I'm so fucking bored

Still laughing at the loins

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We gonna be eating good today however chads. Reffies are gonna ref hard as shit today so people watch next week.

>>152702449
Send me 5 dollars and I'll suck your dick

>>152702319
I want to fuck Nina Lin while she cackles in her angry black man voice in my ear telling me I'm a little dick white boy and then steals my wallet afterwards

>Bills will be wearing red alternate unis, white pants, and red socks
>Eagles will be wearing white unis, black pants, midnight green helmets
Festive, I suppose

>>152702275
delusional

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this is the bills' offensive tackle dion dawkins and his wife. say something nice about them

>>152702561
they look happy

>>152702245
Patriots Jets
I really want to watch the 9ers Bears game though but it will be too late in Italy

What can I do today to stave off boredom? I dont drink btw

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>>152702578
watch Columbo and adopt his personality as your own.

>>152702595
who?

BEARGLEUARS BROSHIP STRONG

DONT GIVE US NO BAMMER MEMES

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All is quiet on the maori front

god damn i hate when my bears are on prime time. have to suffer through 12 hours of existence waiting for their game to start at 7:20pm

>>152702603
>he can't read
on second thought, record yourself walking in front of an oncoming train, I hear that is a real blast in some parts of the world.

>>152702561
Well dressed for the occasion

>>152700056
los angeles plastics

>>152701301
I thought Jerry won the trade because he got two firsts and quality starter and didn't have to sign that insane contract. The only reason why people think like the Cowboys didn't get the better end of the deal is because Jerry fucked up contract negotiations and bullied Parsons out of Dallas. If it weren't for the contract mishandling then it would just seem like the Cowboys were accepting that the team isn't ready to win and are gathering capital for the future.

>>152702649
>bears fan
>suffer
good

>>152702679
The Cowboys are just Jerry's personal play toy, he isn't really that serious.

>>152702686
That has nothing to do with whether or not the Cowboys ended up on the better side of the Parsons trade.

>>152702684
>bears fans
>insufferable
ftfy

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>>152702585

>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 4m
>49ers TE George Kittle, listed as questionable for Sunday night due to a sprained ankle that prevented him from practicing last week, is “highly unlikely” to play vs. the Bears, per source.

>>152702704
did you get your bussy pounded by caleb?

>>152702526
west coast teams are notoriously shit on noon east coast games

>>152702679
It's also the cowboy haters/skip bayless hate squad that hate cowboys like a political party where they can only do wrong and NEED TO PAY THE BLACK MEN THEIR WORTH. They don't care if the contract is ridiculous because they just want to laugh the team losing and saying it's okay they overpaid for Dak because it's better to have a black man making money for stats than winning a super bowl.

Drake Maye

>>152702686
shouldn't an owner do whatever he sees fit with his team?

Big Cock Brock

>there's a strong chance that all playoff spots might clinched today making next week pointless

the 17th week was a mistake

>>152702715
nah he took my strap-on like the good little bitch he/you is/are

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I've been ready to see Bisciotti drop him all season, but holy shit they showed up to play for him last night. That's the thing with this guy. It doesn't matter how bad it's gotten, he always gets these teams to play hard. Every year people talk about his shtick getting stale, that the players are sick of him, that he doesn't do anything, that the times have passed him by, then he's staring elimination down the barrel and gets the team to absolutely embarrass a playoff team during prime time. You can't fire this guy, how many other coaches can just summon that type of will out of a team?

>>152702715
what's with shitcongo fans always bringing up gay sex out of nowhere?

>>152702490
Richard Harris > Michael Gambon

>>152702731
Oy vey!

>>152702733
are you michael penix? why did you have to use a strap on?

>>152702737
erm excuse me, it's gary, indiana now

>>152702731
that is entirely predicated on the panthers beating the seahawks

>>152702733
congrats on your bottom surgery sis! go packers!

>>152702735
If I'm the browns and the Bengals I'd pray for the steelers and or ravens to fire Tomlinson and harbaugh and immediately hire them

>>152702737
why are you homophobic? there's literally nothing wrong with being gay. chiefs fan btw.

>>152702714
Its over

>>152702735
The issue with Hardcuck isn't even he's a bad coach, he's a outdated one. Being a generalist with a focus for situational football isn't how you win a super bowl in 2026. Especially for a team with a meme QB and offensive system where you need a play design autist like Jon Gruden to make it shine. They need to get rid of Eric Decosta and the Belchick drafting/grading method too. Outdated and doesn't work for super bowls. Everything about the Ravens is a recipe for mid as fuck no super bowl wins going forward. The franchise is the current embodiment of Marty Schottenheimer

>>152702798
They're pretty good without Lamar since harbaugh relies on power running over the inconsist play from lememe.

I can't believe the season is already almost over.

>>152702846
they play a glorified wildcat

in the past 5 weeks, ravens have averaged 20 pass attempts regardless of the QB (and average 12 completions)

Rico Dowdle finna rush for 75-80 yards today
BY9 225 passing yards

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my billsies :)

His billsies :)

>>152702886
Fraud check today against our birds

>>152702848
Is your team in it or out of it? To me the seasons where your team is playoff bound go slow, as your watching recaps and anxiously awaiting the next game. When your team is bottom feeding they fly by because you aren't paying attention

>>152702908
we already know they are frauds they have a defense that can't stop the run and the worst WR group in the last decade, doesn't mean we aren't gonna root for them.

>>152702920
and by we, I mean me and the other Bills fan.

>>152702735
the problem isn't Harbaugh, it's Lamar. Like every other >black QB, he doesn't study or work out and just relies on his athleticism to bail him out. Now that it is declining, he's getting exposed. Same shit happened in Arizona, now they are going to move on and take a huge dead cap hit. Baltimore will learn that lesson in 2 years too.

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>>152702797
It has only just begun.

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>>152702714
So much for the 1 seed

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY

>>152702913
Same, my pats were totally out of it 2023-24 and I mostly just watched the bruins or college football, barely noticed the season ended. Now I'm actually looking at the jets depth chart for a 1pm sunday game.

>>152702959
lol sad either way

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The only 1pm game I get is Patriots vs. Jets, I hate living in this area sometimes

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Da Bears and 49ers should be a good game desu

>>152702731
Could the number 1 seed in the AFC be clinched today?

>>152702973
>he’s not a pirate chad

>>152702983
yes, if the Bills, Patriots, and Jaguars all somehow lose

redzone gonna be kinda lame today.

It's going to be an all-California Superb Owl between the Chorgers and Lambs at Levi's Stadium.

>>152702973
no offense but we hate you all the time

>>152702983
If the pats jags and bills all lose

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>>152702989
I hate watching streams, shit glitches out constantly

What needs to happen for my panthers to win the NFCS

>>152703003
>chargers
Yeah they sure looked like world beaters yesterday lol

>>152703000
redzone threads are comfy, still gonna be posting there because gamethreads are just garbage filled with subhumans.

Something needs to be about the AFC east. I'm tired of the jets and the dolphins giving the pats for easy wins year in and year out.

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>>152703013
I know that feel. Gaben was right.

>>152703016
panthers win and bucs lose today: panthers clinch
any other outcome today: week 18 is a play-in game

>60 degrees last night
>6 degrees this morning
the weather is more schizo than kiwi

I just wish there was an actual NFL streaming service. Sunday Ticket used to be good. Now half of the games are "blacked out" every week, the other half are "exclusive" for other streaming services. I'd pay way more cash than I'm willing to admit to just have one platform that can stream every game without issue.

>>152703055
never going to happen, the (((NFL))) sliced and diced their schedule like this because they can sell those packages for big money.

Dear Josh Allen and James Cook,
Today Jalen and Nick are going to rape you so hard your guts will end up in your nasal cavity. You are going to cry like little weenies as we crush your #1 seed aspirations (and your internal organs) with our giant cocks. Amen

why do people keep calling the noon kick off games "1pm"? they don't live in shit timezones, do they?

>>152703021
even when my team is playing, I have redzone thread and stream open, more fun

>>152703050
48 with thunderstorms in sw Michigan, it's comfy

>>152702714
Darnell Wright didn't travel with the team so I think he's a no go for tonight too. That's a pretty big loss, dude is an absolute hoss of a run blocker.

>>152703091
East coast sissies.

>>152703091
The eastern time zone is the most populated time zone in America

>>152703102
Are they moving ozzy over with bennedet at LT?

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reminder the chorgers were refballed out of a victory

>>152703119
AI caption

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BASEDLEB CUMBACK KID WINNIAMS

>>152703119
Do zoomers not know Gladiator?

>>152703083
you should just go ahead and make your victory thread right now.

>>152703124
iceman make ‘em seethe

The Packers are 0-3 in games where they didn't punt

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>>152703109

i started wiping back to front again. it just feels more natural for my butthole hairs. but i will have to wipe again 30 minutes later, a lot of spotting & leakage is occuring recently.

GO PACK GO!

>>152703125
pretty sure that's GoT

>>152703116
I would imagine they'll play Theo at whichever side he's most comfortable. He's also a really physical run blocker but not the best pass blocker. I imagine we'll probably see a decent amount of 13 personnel again tonight.We're pretty blessed at the tight end spot and with the WR injuries we've had slowly working Rome and Burden back in while running a lot of 3 tight end stuff seems like a good idea.

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Bears better not let me down today. I need Philly to rest starters

>>152703137
Largest does not equal most populated low iq anon

>nfc 7th playoff seed
>home

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>>152703124

>>152703138
just get a bidet man. power washing your asshole is the move. you use very little TP just to dry and call it a day. I bought TP like 3 times in 2025.

>wop
>without playoffs

there are 5 /nfl/ threads that don't have anywhere near 500 posts, what happened?

>>152703147
BEARGLEUARS BROSHIP BLESS

AND SO IT SHALL BE

Looks like no snow games today. Was hoping for at least one to make things interesting, because these games are unwashed asscrack

>>152703188
the retarded rasmfag can't count to 500 with his califaggot education

>>152703204
Eagles Bills is going to be a heavy rain game.

>>152703188
real
maori
magic
melty
hourz