Why is america so bad in table tennis? And why do they dream of being great (forrest gimp, marty supreme)
>>152701880all the promising table tennis players go to the NBA/NFL
meh, table seems like an exclusively asian thing here. I've only see east asians play this game and we don't have that many east asians.We don't care
>>152701880>And why do they dream of being greatwe do?
>>152701880America is about being big, tall, and strong. Our favorite sports all involve being tall, strong, and manly. All of the goofy alt sports for manlets like soccer, table tennis, or whatever other fag shit is mostly played by our fat kids to try and keep them active and no serious athlete or adult pursues them in our culture. Thus why they are left to be dominated by midget browns and asians where the best thing they can aspire to be is playing the miniature golf version of tennis.
>>152701880China's version of ice hockey, someday we'll have a Miracle on a Table.
>>152701880>forrest gimp>marty supremethe lesson here is that america (correctly) sees table tennis as a game for tards and aspies
They're too busy running the world
>>152703387Since when do I run the world
>>152703631You're an American so I assume you don't run at all.
>>152703387>>152703631>>152704447Exquisite exchange of posts
Why the fuck are we talking about table tennis so much lately?
>>152701880Replace the table with a bar stool. Higher scores, fast-paced and now it's manly. Can also show more ads when ball goes out and people have to go look for it. There fixed your sport. America will lap it up.
