Rivers will be on the Colts roster in 2026

>>152704759
This has been fun, and made the complete meltdown less soulcrushing, but he's 45 years old, can't throw the ball 20 yards, and has to run ever snap out of shotgun because he can't move fast enough to drop back. It's unfortunately over.

glad Shane decided to start taking points once the season was over

My clotties :)

KWAB

LMAO

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Shit teams

you could make a 10 minute highlight video of the jags fucking up plays like this

>>152705250
Don't know why you thought you needed memeshittery against this defense

>>152704792
it's more because the Clots don't really have a better option. Richardson is not a NFL player, Riley Leonard or whatever is a 3rd round pick, DJ will not be back until mid-season at best.

They can overpay for Malik Willis or something but I don't think that is smart.

>>152705275
*I meant that Leonard is a 3rd string QB for a reason

>>152705269
me either, but i fully expect to lose after that

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UNCS STILL GOT IT

oh well, we lose
congratulations to houston the colts are gonna fuck us

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>>152704743
>GAGS

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>Season ends
>Become elite again
My classic Colties :)

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I almost forgot Rivers is technically a backup QB so it makes sense

>Enough children to fill a luxury box
Based

>Gags
No even once

>>152705275
dj won't even be on the roster he was on a 1 year contract

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Game Stream & VC or anons

https://discord.gg/spuhcord67

>>152705615
the story about him renting a house that fit his whole family, his brother, his agent, and his parents was insane. He must be paying 4-500k a month

>Rivers returns to San Diego after Lolts have already been eliminated

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>clinch a playoff run
>give up
I guess we don't want the #1 seed then.

>>152704792
>can't throw the ball 20 yards
Yeah he can, just not as accurately as he used to

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Ref sounded salty.

my bronkeks would get btfo by both of these teams

>>152705655
> his agent
Agent must live in the same house with 14 person family?
He can't rent him a separate condo?

>snap before they can review
Based jags.

you can put any TE in the NFL up against Zaire and he will go for at least 8-120

>que part of the game where the Lolts forget how to play defense

>>152705817
but that's the whole game

i think the jaguars offense is just really good

>poopyapolis

ENERGY LEGS LAWRENCE

Why is Lawrence a fucking god all of the sudden

>>152705914
its white boy winter atm

>>152705914
Aryan genes finally kicked in.

>>152705914
maybe he's born with it

>>152705914
Even if they lose this game I would fucking hate playing this retard while he looks like Andrew Luck's final form

Is Rivers elite?

based grandpa talking shit

My stupid chud son kept saying "great...
More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" ano kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever

pressure doesn't do shit to oldfag QBs, you have to actually sack them, that's why the jags pass rush is shit against oldfags and backup pocket QBs

downs has fallen off a cliff since he changed his number

>>152706015
shouldve gotten him a dragon dildo

Phil can't win with these cats

its ogre

Rivers can't win with these cats!

>almost halftime already
the fuck it feels like the game just started

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i need this faggot to score jfc
>>152706062
colts literally killing the clock like faggots

>>152706062
Long ass Colts drives.

why do razorcake babies break tables?

>BTJ dead
Its over.

>>152706176
he's dead every other week
stupid faggot is softer than baby shit. i can't wait until he's shipped off for a 2nd rounder and hunter takes his place as the vertical guy

thats a really great commercial

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JASG!!!1

Texans made the tragic mistake of making Colts games irrelevant and unlocking them again

so are there really no good teams?

>OLine is shit again now that Walker Little has to play
shocker

>>152706271
The Saints

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>it's another Shane completely mismanages the clock and gives the opponent an extra possession episode

Jags will go nowhere and then attempt a 70 yarder

>>152706400
aged like milk

Zaire would never

why throw that?

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INTERCOOPTION!

>trevor SUCK lawrence

hahahahaha get fucked

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>Ubermensch QBs

>>152706530
not cool man, not cool

>Gags

Well if they still have some kinks to work out I’d rather it happen here than the playoffs. 10-7 isn’t that bad anyway, Jags got this

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>just pulled a digiorno from the oven
Feelsgoodman

>>152706602
cardboard and oil

>white qbs

>when old ass Philip Rivers with 600 kids is the best player on your team
Grim times for Horse fuckers.

>old qbs

I have a bad feeling if I start watching this game the colts will lose again

>mystery qbs

it's the dog park

These faggots are gonna beat Jax and then turn around and get blasted by Houston next week
Very predictable

PRETZEL
BACON
SONIC
SMASHER

you can blame chikaner for the jags curse

Jags just not tackling today I guess

uncbros..

>>152706967
not his fault

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Don’t expect much from the clots but if you cucks manage to miraculously win this somehow I will allow the methheads in your city a single bite of my brisket.

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Give old man Rivers your powers, anons. Post your best Philip Rivers Doomguy memes set to intense Doom music like we always do.

>>152707032
>this is why RAM costs $1200

shit game
shit teams

BTJ fucking sucks

>>152707094
Buying 64GB of DDR5 in 2024 must have felt lucky af.

>R I P P E N

>>152707094
AI uses gpu like bitcoin mining

Save us uncle Phil, you're our only hope

>another rushing touchdown
skin check

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>>152706897
White Girl with Bangs Indie Rock is dead long live Gay-Adjacent Madonna Clones and KPop (the K stands for Kids)
It's good that Sabrina Carpenter realized Spinal Tap's Dream in what would turn out to be Rob Reiner's final year.

>>152707242
is this even english

>>152707201
RAM is still highly sought after. It's cheaper than GDDR6.

>>152707244
nice.

duval shit is cringier than OMG for the mets

This team really missed Dulin

>>152707278
Are you culturally illiterate?

>>152707242
Lmao, imagine thinking carpenter is pretty. Drag queen makeup legoheaded bitch.

>>152707326
she looks and sounds like her aunt, the voice of bart simpson

UNC STEAMING

TELL EM UNC

he MAD

nice pass interference

>>152707326
>Drag queen makeup legoheaded bitch
You're thinking of Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter represents the Lullaby League and wishes to Welcome You to Munchkin Land

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RIVERS TAMTRUM

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>mfw

>>152707338
>Petit Relative of 90s one hit wonder
Literally the Gen Z Miley Cyrus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ycjcQHoaw

>>152707359
Roan smells bad AND wears CLOWN makeup. You're confused. You think a court jester and a disgusting dragqueen are the same thing

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>you dare scream at us

>call stands
?????????

>>152707408
she has taylor swift money backing her, ain't no way she fails

Reffies have been activated and are in chaos mode

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you really thought you would get away with it...heh

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Reffies controlling this game

I see the NFL Presented by FanDuel is now living up to its name.

UNCIE

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>offensive holding

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we're so back

ref assisted drive

Dirty Grandpa

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Extend uncle Phil. I need a full year of this in 2026

he still has it tell ya hwat

unc still got it

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>jags losing to an unc
pfffffft

>>152707529
I don't know if I can take so much kino

>>152707559
oldfag QBs always shit on us because our pressure is fraudulent and they see right through it

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>clear and obvious
What's clear and obvious is we need a player to cave a ref's skull in in the middle of the field so that this bullshit league can die.

nigga catch the ball nigga

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Dis gon b gud

>>152707725
for the toxins, yeah

philip rivers legacy drive coming up

Dude just fell over

>Colts start winning again after their playoff chance is over
This is just insulting

elder abuse

>>152707780
Unc sacked

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>>152707818
first Colts season?

>>152707818
they ain't won shit

>letting the jags get sacks on you
this team is incapable of anything but "pressures" how do you let that happen

Come on Clots, it would be very convenient for my team if you win

and they say rivers has no arm.strength

>not letting Rivers pick you up

What a fag

Will Rivers get suspended for brutally assaulting that Jag?

>>152707818
jags are frauds and always have been

>>152707939
Rivers is kind of an ass hole.

>>152707995
He would never use that word

joever

>filling all the holes

>He remind-ACK

I don't know why teams don't run man coverage on Washington

Rivers needs to go to a real team, like the Texans, and get the fuck out of the colts. They are letting UNC down.

>do it for unc...

parker washington is basically the reincarnation of steve smith apparently

>>152708122
Rivers shouldn't even be playing. He has a dozen+ kids to take care of

>>152708153
the trick with kids is they start raising themselves after the first 3

>trevher

>Jasg
Should've tush pushed it

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NOT EVEN CLOSE

>>152708215
disgusting

>colts and bucs were the #1 seed last month
>both miss the playoffs
weird season

CAM AAN CLOTS

>>152708172
Nah, that doesn't happen until you can dump them off at school. The first 5 years is all hands on work. Then the girls get older and don't know how to buy or maintain a car and it becomes a disaster

why even get that play off? take the delay of game and kick it

>>152708215
What if I married her and took all her money and the team? Would her dad's ghost get mad at me?

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Just take the points ffs

>>152708215
I want her to strap me so bad

>>152708273
depends on how many percs you give him

IT'S OLDVER

>OLD QBS

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unc....

Oh my God, that pick was embarrassing

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Oh no no noooo

uncbros...

Nono, you're meant to pass to your teammates, not the players from the other team

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Bruh cmon...

What if the clots and gags tie?

that guy giving rivers the little pat, and wasn't having a bit of it. he's a little before the sympathy generation, guy. he doesn't want a kind gesture, he wants to put his hands around the jags throat and squeeze haha

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AFCS games should not be on Fox.

>20 yard drop back
just ain't it

>hey, here's 3 free points from a literal grandpa

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>old man river

>>152708457
Personally I'm sick of hearing Speero Deedes

>Rivers family cheering section
Based

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DOWN
BY
CONTACT

>no Oline
>"let's run it down the middle"

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>>152708514
I prefer Speero over whatever zombie they got calling this game

>falls over

>elder abuses himself

This Rivers "comeback" is as embarrassing as Russ

u-unc bros?

My Space City Swarm would bootyblast both these shit teams.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>where are y'all

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>we were7-1

Kino game

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Lmfao. Go home, Old Man

>>152704743
It's over.

indiana bros, where we bunkering down for the tornadoes?

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>>152708700
Oh well there's always next year.

>>152708723
what tornadoes? it's going to snow all week

Colts had 3 time outs why didn't they take one for that 4th and 5?

The Colts HC is clearly a shit coach who got lucky with a few wins. How do their fans cope with the fact that he'll waste a few more years before being fired?

I get Rivers is old, but is was he not working out when he was gone? That belly is...not great looking.

IF YOU FEEL
SO ANGRY
SO USED UP
SO FUCKED UP

>>152708772
no one in this shit organization will ever get fired. Ballard goes 8-9 every year and has been here a decade

>>152708780
Unc spent 20 years keeping in NFL shape, probably wanted to eat burgers and pizza as soon as he retired

>>152708807
Bring me in and I'll fire every loser in that building, the wide receivers are abysmal, #2 genuinely is not an nfl talent and I get angry every time I turn the Colts game on and he gets thrown to

There's no way the jags lose to the titans next week though.... right?

This game is so fucking weird

>>152708873
Idk man, Cam is kinda finding his stride. Any given Sunday and all that good stuff.

Uncbros we're still alive

Jesus fucking Christ Jags...

Please tell me someone has the *falls over* webm

>>152708915
Not so fast!

>>152708763
we're under a tornado watch in indy, my dude

>>152708905
True but the draft pick race is pretty tight

>>152708957
why? just don't look at it

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I hate people who pronounce it "Jag-guires"

>>152708772
the cunt owner got way too involved

absolutely 0 chance the Colts make a stop here. so many games over the past 10 years have come down to a 4th and 1 or 2 and these shitters give it up every single time

>>152708951
Im hoping someone got a webm of Rivers knocking a defender over.

>>152708991
they're not billboards that came to life...

>>152708957
I know this warm front has made a warm christmas but it would be pretty rare for december

>>152708957
It's just raining all day and then going to snow the rest of the week up north

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>>152708991
>>152709024
>>152709033
they literally have a warning on the football game, are you all plebs who can't afford an antenna?

>>152709033
wish it snowed in florida

I bet even Raiders and Giants fans would rather watch Joshie vs Hurts.

Jags literally going full retard.

WOW IM SHOCKED THEY GAVE UP A FIRST

>>152709064
nigger i dont live in indiana but a tornado watch is lower threat than even a thunderstorm warning

>>152708905
I haven't watched much of the Titans, but Cam doesn't seem to be their problem at all. Isn't it kind of one of the better coach openings right now? You have high picks, what could easily be a franchise QB and you get go make the roster whatever you want.

>QB sneak

THROW IT DEEP YOU PUSSIES

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>>152709064
You're aware they broadcast this game in all of Indiana and not just the city itself right retard

T-Law has ZERO respect for his elders.

>>152709159
you probably a Gary Bears fan

Lawrence does almost everything. He is the team

them sucking off that backfooted prayer by lawrence is getting pretty tiresome

Hail Mary inc

The Jags have a really good kicker. Imagine if they actually used him.

This is the Rivers fairy tale drive that the movie ends on

>>152709254
Unc
Sac

Liv Morgan will be #AllElite after this disaster class by the clots

this is literally the one thing AR would be good at and he's hurt

>very obviously holding him down to run out the clock

Worth a shot. Players do that stuff all the time and it's not always called.

>clots
Someone relegate this shit team to college holy shit they’re awful

What the FUCK jags.

that's the kind of culture I was talking about, dirty as fuck tactic

>unc qbs

lol they brought back old man rivers just to lose every game

>>152709221
I live near Ft Wayne and I've been a Colts fan since 1994

See you all for Bills-Eagles

>>152709394
Reddit in shambles

>>152709394
With Riley at the helm, all games would've been massive blowouts

>blow out the Buncos
>almost choked to the clots
This fucking team takes years off my life.

This was the best game ever.

>>152709437
just wait until they get blown out in the playoffs KEK

unc don't got it

Ehhh...

>>152709467
Implying the Texans wont lmao.

>>152709543
nobody even mentioned the toxins, you got a chip on your shoulder little brother

>>152709703
most likely it's going to be jags hosting texans in the wildcard

>>152709818
>>152709703

>>152709703
you have to forgive the tshirt fans, they've been around for all of 4 weeks, Toxins are their biggest perceived rivals.