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doyers
Mariners!
Somewhere in the European continent, serving up warm baguettes and brie cheese, is a country named Ty Ballplayer.
I can't find Ty Ballplayer on a map!
>>152717592sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar
why can't ballplayers get better looking broads?
It's cold. It's dark. Brigitte Bardot is dead. And there's no baseball.
I hated Contempt.
Manfred forgot to pay the baseball bill this month.
my pirates :)
>>152717292damn his wife is uggo
>>152718117I look like her
>>152717592
>>152718319based
so when does the stove get hot?
>>152718768it's over lockout started early
>>152717709whore
>>152718200Not really. She's nice looking, just not painted up and phony.
>>152718319I look like this
The federal government will rape the owners if they think they're locking out the entire 2027 season. They'll just threaten to repeal the anti-trust exemptions to whip them into a compromise.
>scuffle with McNeil (rat or racoon)>thumbs down>didn't call Soto>communist wife>can't get along with Republican players>smiles too muchMest has to trade Lindor
>>152719126The owners donateThe players don't
>>152719126>>152719212We love our ownies here on m'/bleeb/
>>152719153Danefag,We regret to inform you, after rigorous review, that we must decline your application to join us as a shit flinger here at the New York Post. We, the editorial team for the sports page, feel that your work does not meet our, admittedly, non-existent editorial standards. We wish you the best of luck in your career in sports tabloid fuckery, wherever it may lead you.Best,The New York Post Sports Editors
Now here's the mink man
Back aftadis
>>152719558>See the Lin-door
>>152718768Zach Eflin signed today is that not good enough for you?!
>>152719740Um top kek alert!
>>152719740Ring the alarmThe funny has just been sighted
>>152719740Mein sides are in orbit!
>Pete A-gone-so
>>152719740The funny farmers have sown their wild oats
>>1527197405 golden manbabies
>>152719740U.S. of Anal kek
>>152719740Brewgays, response?
Gaysconsin kek!!!!
you set records before black men could compete are you kidding methat's like having a pasta contest without italy
>>152720070What Kendrick Lamar song is this from?
Rickroll his az
test
>>152720214Let that be a lesson to ya
What kind of excuses will Americans make if they lose with this best roaster possible?Inexcusable isn’t it huh?
crazy that Canada has a better lineup than America
they should release MLB the Show on PCthe cowards
>>152720309I cant wait to pinpoint pitch with my mouse
>kurobaex fork works with new captchaphoneposters, we are so back
>>152720251US has the best roasties and it makes you seethe
>>152720428I'll be using my drawing tablet
>>152720309Konami should make another ProSpirits for the WBC. People seem to really like the NPB one, a WBC one releasing worldwide would probably be a hit, since they also would be able to release it on PC
>>152720251I didn't watch 2023. What was our roster for that one?
>>152720251the americans will lose to forkballs and the dominican republic will take their rightful place as the best baseball players
>>152720684Schwindel
>>152720684Anthony Recker at the helm
>>152720684Schwinny to winny
frankie...
Frank me
Gimme dat Schwinani
My Royals are going to the World Series this season btw
go fish it out of my bussy
Somewhere in the got named Mike Trout a baseball player. Look dat shit up bitch
frank'em!
could Bryce Harper have been the ohtani before ohtani if he really tried and American coaches weren't bitches?
>>152721244The Bryce-Bitch continuum is a horseshoe
Somewhere in Philadelphia, rehearsing tirelessly for the upcoming orchestral season, is a first chair string musician named Bryce Ballplayer.
