SERIE A ROUND 17>Saturday, 27th December 202512:30 Parma 1 - 0 Fiorentina15:00 Lecce 0 - 3 Como15:00 Torino 1 - 2 Cagliari18:00 Udinese 1 - 1 S.S. Lazio20:45 Pisa 0 - 2 Juventus>Sunday, 28th December 202512:30 AC Bbilan 3 - 0 Hellas Verona FC15:00 Cremonese 0 - 2 Napoli18:00 Bologna 1 - 1 US Sassuolo20:45 Atalanta 0 - 1 Inter>Monday, 29th December 202520:45 AS Roma - FC GenoaReminder to prepare your broth, make a list of all known pandoro eaters, send a postcard to family far away, wrap your presents on time and most importantly keep it schizo at all times
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Massive fraud but mo dad bought me his jersey on the flea market 15 years ago so I stan edition
/serieass/ I need your help.Last night mt bird asked me if I know about the great meme war, she pulled up a kekistan flag and asked if I knew about pepe and 4chan.What do I tell her?On god I'm not making this up
As a close friend of him confirmed on Twitter, /our/ guy was neither friendzoned nor cucked on worldwide televisione: hes a sex haver and the girl is her five years girlfriend in deep love with him. She is simply shy and didnt want a kiss in front of the cameras.Incels and /seriea/ foverer BTFO
>Simone Inzaghi doesn't want to register João Cancelo in the Saudi League for the second half of the season and the Portuguese international could leave Al-Hilal as early as January.Come back to the only club that ever cared about you Joao...one last Destino Forte...>>152721140Hide your power level. A normalfag would know Pepe as the guy from the memes and might have heard of 4chan as an edgy hacker forum if they're millenial or younger. Don't mention kekistan or the great meme war at all, pretend you have no idea what that shit is.
>>152721275that's what I was thinkingthanks for the advice
>>152720180>Massive fraudNot really but definitley a massive hypocrite. He presents himself as le wholesome player while his biggest goal was to destroy the career of one of the best attackers italy has ever seen.
>>152721504my goal is to destroy the entire figc and imprison gabriele gravina in malebolge so perhaps he should be thinking bigger
>>152721504An even bigger fraud would be Chiellini who refballed England out of a deserved Euro
>>152721584>Englel sent three brownlings in the pitch with the sole scope of making them score the penalties and promote "three black lions of England" globohomo propaganda>All of them failed their penaltiesThey deserved to lose
>>152721614Chiellini deserved a red card for his nasty and unsportsmanlike foul on Saka and Bonucci's goal was offside by a mile.
Damienl Comolli reminded me that Moneyball was actually a pretty dogshit film and I don't get why people are so obsessed with it
Deep-lying playmaker? Wow I think we should hire my ex girlfriend, that bitch has been two-faced since the very first day the cunt
Crazy
>sfinter is buying Palestra for 40 million
https://x.com/danielebibo/status/2005553419956945275Why is every Jjust boomer fan so obsessed with Allegri and Agnelli especially? The latter fucking ruined >us lmao
>>152721655With all this money spent, surely they'll end the season with at least one tituli right
Good morning!>Mateta maintains this desire for Italy and the Milan of thoughts in following the player continues to have them. From here to signing Mateta in January, it remains a discussion in which we will see what will happen with Nkunku, but above all there is the need to understand what Crystal Palace will want to doF.Romano: We have no information that Milan and Juventus have started a Ricci-Gatti swap operation, beyond the rumors that spread at Christmas, and that's what Allegri has confirmed. Allegri confirms the intention to keep Ricci at Milan>In January, the division of powers between Elliott and RedBird should become clearer. With the financing of the new San Siro as the decisive interest. And with the transfer market, starting from Maignan's contract renewal, which Juventus is keeping an eye on, as the pressing issue.The spectators at the increasingly tourist-packed Meazza (nearing 20%) shot a questioning glance at the giant screen, which framed, besides Hugh Grant, Baresi, Andrea Agnelli and Scaroni, the pair made up of CEO Furlani and Gordon Singer>Antonio Conte post Cremonese-Napoli: "Napoli is not ready to take command. Juventus, Milan and Inter, for organization, presence of second teams and asset value, are on another level compared to all the other clubs, Napoli included. We need to try to close the gap with hard work”
>>152721671>RiommaWew, Gasperini is doing pretty good all things considered
Gm sirs, another year has come and is soon to go but /seriea/ remains steadfast.
>>152721140This is what I would do, first ask how much time does she have. Then tell it's all true, that you proudly served alongside the "Grimsby Chuds" and 2nd Scotterrone service battalion. Then ask if she believes in magick. Tell her that the meme war at first glance seems like a bunch of retards posting frog pics, but you were fighting against pure evil. Tell her how certain people with influence see her as programmable cattle and that all her favourite shows are mass propaganda and Inverted Hermeneutic tales. Grab her hand tell her christ is king light a ziggy and say whatever happens, happens
>Dildiz is a darts chadCumonly don't you dare sell him
New years eve plans??
>>152721140Mossad have got to her. I’m sorry mate but you’re going to have to terminate this X-Ray with extreme prejudice.>>152721967I’m staying with friends the next few days and having a party at his. Really don’t feel up to it desu, would rather just stay in my dressing gown and play old CODs.
>>152721967Getting together with a group of friends and playing alcoholic versions of various board games like Colonizers of Catan. Obviously having the traditional NYE snacks like “oliebollen” and all that.This is the last year of massive legal consumer fireworks so the sky is bound to get lit up, so will be taking good care of the freaked out pets too.
>The Lega Serie A announces that the orange balls will soon be abandoned to return to white or yellow. "An unhappy choice," admits Simonelli.Mistakes were made, but was anybody at fault? Find out on the next episode of “Lotito’s Friends”
>>152721967Dinner and party with friends. You?
>>152721967I invited belgio and we are going to trip on calcio's trumpet
>>152721997> so will be taking good care of the freaked out pets too.I know that feel very well. Envious of your new law
>>152721655another bastoni incoming
>>152721967fabbrica mostly. after gettin off at work in the evenintg arc grinding prollyi took xmas off so working new years is meh for me
>>152722075Even now, most of the actual disturbances, vandalism and general nuissance comes from stuff that is already illegal. The things that blur the lines between fireworks and explosives so to speak.But the idea is that a general ban will make enforcement a whole lot easier, since polive won't have to distinguish between a firecracker and some Cobra 9000 Xtreme anymore.I can see why some people think this is a shallow argument to ban it all, but I find even the tiny stuff annoying and nobody cleans up their shit so for weeks after NYE the streets are covered with wet paper/cardboard and other muck. So I'm happy they're getting rid of it all.
>>152722330Yeah good luck mate but I doubt much will change. The kanker marokaaan won’t give a shit about some legislation especially in a Schengen country where you can get shit delivered straight from zingaro territory.We tend not to have it too bad at NYE, everyone is already blackout drunk by 7pm but we have the entirety of October and much of November where you’ll hear fireworks almost every day. 5th of November in the area I live in now sounds like Gaza.
noooo don't you dare scare the doggerinos you subhuman filthyou should stay quiet and do nothing, no partying!
>>152722396>ahhh look I spent hundreds of VdL bux on a thing that does bang pretty colours aaaahhhhh I’m partyingHave a pint or 9, have a slice of panetton’, talk to females about the glory days of Serie A and whether the 4-3-1-2 will ever come back into fashion
>absolutely needing fireworks to celebrate somethingJust taping a sign that says "neapolitan" to your forehead would save everyone a lot of time>>152722386Ironically it's usually the white kids with names like Davey and Kevin that cause trouble on that particular day. And the idea is that the general ban will make it easier to check the imported stuff for contraband instead of blindly accepting the "mislabeled" illegal stuff.
I like fireworks but I would never spend money on it. Also: Malcom in the Middle reboot trailer droppedhttps://youtu.be/63VTRloLLH4?si=lyZW7KeDg-AyBmft
>According to Sky Sport Italia, Inter and Bournemouth follow Sassuolo defender Tarik Muharemovic, but Juventus could give up their 50% sell-on clause on the 22-year-old to lower the Nerazzurri’s demands for Davide Frattesi.>>152722034>>152722232Same here, fabbrica. Got the next few days off at least
>>152722619Frattesi's agent must be really desperate huh
>>152722715Not as desperate as the entourage (and club) of Pio. The amount of glazing he gets is unprecedented
>>152722527Its really unbearable here. Not only is it impossible to go around the town center for the countdown since little shits throw firecrackers out the apartment windows on you, but now even in cozy suburbs kids start throwing all sorts of shit as soon as december starts and firecrackers start selling. Its been going on for three weeks already and its going to last for at least two more.I hate your average balkan zingaro so much. And yes unironically think of the doggosYes I mad
>Kayode rumorsComolli you fucking retard you should've bought him this summer
Scotterrone, please behave yourself.
>>152723119Lmao, the Lord loves a trier
>>152723119>motta in the background /seriea/foreshadowing
Mercato has been linking us with too many names. I haven't had this feeling in half a decade
Should I apply for this job? I would ultimately side with the machines of course
>>152723566apply and bomb the whole place you'll save the world
>>152723566This job, but it's holding a gun to the head of the TD of MY cllub for when he goes of the deep end
>McKennie wants to go back to the USwut
>>152723713MLS clubs are probably willing to break the bank on an American player like him
Just rewatched it and I have to say duccio reminds me of percy from the green mile
>>152723738They obviously are but I don't get why would you want to 'retire' this early
>>152723680
>>152723768Lole
>Perin OUT>Muttuidi OUT in june>Zingarovic OUT in june>Gatti likely OUTt.Matteo MorettOUT
*goes to the birrificio*
sborrificio
>both Lazio and la viola want zingaro >smalls offered to Lazio, formello declined. >multiple clubs want mandas kinda excited for the mercato to open just to see the eldritch horrors that await >us
H.P. Lotitocraft
>>152723738when did MLS clubs ever splash the cash in transfer fees for players from foreign leagues? all their brain power (and I suspect also the subscription fees for AI models now) goes into sorting out the draft system, which scrambles the brains of normal people every end of season
>Nico Paz & Real Madrid have a FULL AGREEMENT on personal terms. It only remains to be seen if Real Madrid will trigger the €9M buy-back clause, or compensate Como. Nico is expected to be Real Madrid’s FIRST signing of Summer 2026.Open clash with Lazio, Serie A president Ezio Simonelli responds to Lotito's club: «There needs to be respect for the refereeing class. If it's claimed that there's a scheme behind it, the path is to file a complaint in the competent authorities»>Italian Supercoppa: for 2026 no Arabia and heading towards the return to the single final. Possible playing of the match before the start of the new seasonParatici will be a new executive of Fiorentina and in his contract no clause in case of Serie B>Mattia Perin pushes to return to Genoa. Total agreement between the rossoblu club and the Juventus goalkeeper, between clubs the distance has narrowed but more steps are needed for the closure. The ball is about one million euros.Radu Dragusin's situation still needs to be monitored. In Italy there are Inter, Milan, Napoli and Roma, in the Premier League they've asked for information CrystalPalace and Nottingham. Juve is also interested. The price 30m €.>In the coming days, Milan will have an important contact with Maignan's agent. The main issue at the moment is not the economic offer but mending a rift dating back to February 2025. As of today Mike is still hurt and angry about Furlanis actions.Spalletti wants Davide Frattesi. He's pushing with Juventus management to get him, even with fanciful formulas in the style of Conceicao. It's a situation to watch. McKennie on his wqy out.>Como are in talks to sign Kaiki as new left back from Cruzeiro. Deal on with discussions ongoing.Milan keeping an eye on Vlahovic, who will leave Juventus for free. Nkunku will stay until june.>Hugo Souza as the alternative if Mike leaves Milan.
>>152723980Since he'd be a free transfer, one of the teams can use one of their designated player slots on him so the wages will be yuge
>selling Perin before you have a replacement readysmart move, now every club will ask at least 30% more for the replacement
>>152724034>designated player slotssaar redeem special slot as soon as posible saar, club vill make very special pryce for you saaranyway, I have just realised that this is a rumour spread by Marchetti. that guy hates Jj like no other whenever the transfer window opens
>>152724130I read they are preparing to make a move on Mike
>>152724158Ah yes another very smart move!
>>152724158grim>>152723713based
*signs tommaso vitali*
>tfw no Gecko gfRevive me Mommy!!
>>152724130Robin Risser IN fra
>>152721967Dinner and watch a film with my parents
>Juventus Eye Guido Rodríguez: The “Argentine Busquets”Extremely grim
>>152724928>The “Argentine Busquets”Is this supposed to be selling him to me lmao
Luciano Spalletti left the Arena Garibaldi nearly voiceless, paying the price for all the shouting he did to shake up his Juventus. The real scene unfolded during the interval, when the Tuscan coach raised his voice to fire up the team after what he considered a disappointing first half in several areas — triggering a reaction similar to the one seen in the Champions League match against Pafos.Pisa–Juve, Spalletti’s halftime speech: “Unacceptable level” No fear or shaky legs this time — the problem was a lack of focus. Spalletti didn’t mince words in front of a silent dressing room. “Wake up! This can’t be your level! You’re below your standard!” thundered the coach. And again, appealing to the team’s pride: “You are Juve — show it.”It was a reminder of identity and responsibility, crucial to prevent the team — saved by the posts in the first half (just like against Pafos) — from falling victim to its own mistakes. The pep talk worked: in the second half, Juve looked like a different side, though Spalletti’s voice stayed behind in the Pisa dressing room.
>>152724949Circolettobros...
>>152724688Which film?
>31 year old defensive midfielder from West Ham
>>152724979The original Blade Runner probably but dubbed in Italian
Well well well
>>152725102It's snowy season alright
>>152725115Dont feed the trol
https://x.com/dreamboum/status/2005499063819800626Lunebros!
>>152725115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdxXA91JIs
>>152725227I'm afraid there is no better authority than a Dutchman to determine whether a football player is under the influence of substances
Watch >us resuscitate Ferguson
>>152725452>what are contact lenses
>According to Tom Henderson, Sony is considering delaying the release of the PS6 from it's planned 2027-2028 launch to a later year due to the surge in RAM prices.wtf I love AI now
AI is a gift in the hands of the right people
>>152724016>>Italian Supercoppa: for 2026 no Arabia and heading towards the return to the single final. Possible playing of the match before the start of the new seasonWhat Napoli winning a Supercoppa does Er Palazzo
How long are they going to keep playing that Poste Italiane christmas propaganda commercial on rai 1
>>152725591where feet
today, we are all radiogenoa
>>152725636anon please understand, they invested the gdp of a small nation for that genius marketing ploy
Has /seriea/ already planned their holiday destinations for next year?
>>152725706this kills the greek incel
>>152725636as long as Julio Baptista has a career in football
guess the rigore pa' riomma exact minute
>>15272575938th minute
>>15272575961st
>>152725706Egypt is a shithole and I dont know how can anyone visit and not have their heart broken seeing all the third world negru children
>>152725706Rome, same as always.
>>152725816but enough about European capitals
Weston McKennie's contract extension with Juventus was nearly finalized before the negotiations came to a halt due to the exaggerated commission demands from his agents Since then, everything has been at a standstill. The player, for his part, would like to return to living in the United States and is not at all indifferent to the persistent offers from MLS
Rocco B. Commissions Viola Park
>>152725816Ive never been to egypt so I couldnt tell. But several friends visited it and they all liked it
Me? I'm going to watch the Ennio Doris kino on Canale 5
I'm really tired of the merdewinter copycats
>2 deflected shots >2 goalsmost cursed club in the history of the sport, gn.
Furry AI slop GODS
>>152725990Why does this guy look like my nutsack?
>>152726009Because he shaved :)
/furry/gods we eating good tonight
When Genoa loses, calcio wins
watched the game. tikus seemed more active so maybe he is nearing form. dima and barella terrible game from both. henrique seems to be good. a few mistakes but lot of gud.
>>1527261255-0
poor de rossi
What if Randal is deliberately not scoring for Tottenham so Comolli can sign him cheaper
milan van ewijk to bbilant.wink Azzo
Genoa's will be furious once he hears the result on his return from the high-voltage cabins
>le bbilan face
>>152726364Genoa's owner*
>>152726364>>152726379Kek
>>152726198is the FFF in on this ploy? i shall ask kosovalbanian next week
De Rossi is not even to blame for this resultGenoa board clearly did not tell him that it was a league match, so he prepared for it as if it were a partita del cuore
>>152726551The FFF doesnt care about Randal they have infinite ngubus to choose from
Friulian Football Federation
>Lazio confirms Maurizio Sarri had a successful heart surgery. Sarri had been diagnosed with atrial fibrillation, a disorder which causes a rapid & erratic heartbeat. Which can lead to symptoms such as fatigue, dizziness, shortness of breath & increases the risk of suffering from blood clots & stroke
Fragile Football Federation
ferguson is fucking shitabraham and eldor is miles above this potato farmer
>>152726972'racolo 'rriano
Roma won.
>BREAKING: Initial contacts between the parties confirmed regarding Barcelona-VlahovicGuess Belgio will be a culer then
Any boomers remember this guy at Cagliari?
>>152727404he had a silver card in fifa, playing at the same time as cossuonce a catgirl always a catgirl
Evan "ilson" Ferguson
Evan "ilson", coglione sinistro
Post (You)'re walk-on music /seriea/https://youtu.be/3rrWZ6cldsA?t=16
>>152727546Locatelli when he tops the sliding tackles stat in any game
>>152727569Wouldn't be half-surprised if Locatelli was the best darter in the team tbqh
>>152727462He is still playing btw. He is 42 years old and just played some ten minutes against my team.He was the top scorer of the Portuguese league in 2009.
>>152727574He's too much of a priest to enter places pubs, alcohol scares him shitless
>>152727583That would go against my hypothosis of him being a (relatively) functional alcoholic. That is one of the few things that would explain the grease and languid way of playing.
I now remember Castrovilli
Nick Peesilly
Remember THIS
>>152727690
>Juventus targeting a midfielder on loan in January to try to snag Tonali in June. >Up front, they're considering Gonzalo García from Real Madrid on loan or permanent with buyback optiont. Di Mar Zi Oh
Calcio /pol/ idea: Manuel Molochatelli
Would you betray the humiez race for some Na'vi pussy and big feet
/co/ idea:
>>152728393i havent seen any avatars other than the firstdo they just send more cripples into the jungle to get navussy or something
teunquisitor
By the Omnissiah’s calibrated will, my cranial cogitator verges on overload, for my thoughts are no longer abstract data but heretical-yet-holy image constructs: I envision Koopmeiners rendered not as mere flesh-athlete, but as an agent of the Holy Inquisition, his visage overlaid with purity seals, bionic augmetics, and the cold authority of the Emperor’s judgment, each mental frame demanding adjustment of lighting, armor plating, sigils, and sanctioned grimdark aesthetics. As if the Machine God Himself insists that this transformation, from mundane pict-capture to inquisitorial icon, must be realized, sanctified, and unleashed upon the noosphere.
Conceicorus' heresy
Fulgrimolli
>marches on
