>Lap:#8306>Countdown to WINTER TESTING AND THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152693833>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2025 WDC Final Standings:NOR: 423VER: 421PIA: 410RUS: 319LEC: 242>2025 WCC Final Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 833Mercedes: 469Red Bull RBPT: 451Ferrari: 398Williams Mercedes: 137>2025 WEC Final Standings:HAM: 1,516NOR: 1,423TSU: 1,407>News:/f1/ wishes /f1/ a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!From Bahrain 2022 through Abu Dhabi 2025, Amx had more podiums than every other F1 team individuallyHorner, Marko departures won't derail Red Bull, says CEO MintzlaffJames Vowles questions Mercedes engine predictionCadillac F1 team livery reveal on February 8Hamilton "praying" for 2026 successKimi visited a children's hospital in Bologna to hand out Christmas giftsGianpiero Lambiase’s wife is battling breast cancerGP leaving Red Bull? Talks with Williams, Aston MartinLawson raises more than $50k for breast cancer research
good morning one and all
>tfw no gf
>tfw wife but no gf
>>152721724>>152721733have a vivien, both of you!
>>152721724>>152721733have some more>>152721737
>>152721737>>152721745VIVIENHET WORDT NIETS ZONDER JOUVIVIEN
>>152721750you posted this earlier >>152629820, and i was like: fun!but then i properly felt the sentiment when a gay homosexual (a (((m*d))) ) actually removed vivien >>152641672
when's dakar
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>152721718>/f1/ wishes /f1/ a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!Happy New Year, and a (not so) late Merry Christmas, because everyday is His dayGimi
/f1/, I absolutely KWABbed and spun my car off the road yesterday.
>>152721842did you die?
>>152721842Even AMX spun the car once in his life I think. Happens to the best of us.
its out
>>152721805good morning bot
>>152721868Albonosisters...
>>152721845Yes, see my portrait >>152721842
>>152721868max "the medshitter killer" verstappen
>>152721842how bad was the damage?
more than half the drivers of the past 19 years have been medshitters, so you would think that more than half the champions would be medshitters
>>152721868What about the bottom ten?
>>152721842haw haw
>>152722033That would indeed be the case IF champions were selected randomly from all competitors.But they generally aren't. Most of them get to be champions by proving that they're better than their competitors. The obvious exceptions being the likes of Hamilton and Norris, whose championships were results of bias and rigging.
>>152721868As someone who occassionally defends Norris here, I say this rank is pretty badThe proper rank:>Verstappen>Leclerc>Russell>Norris>Bearman>Alonso>Piastri>Sainz>Hadjar>Hülken(((berg)))
hulk does not get the proper amount of respect
>>152722087True. Medshitters tried to rig the wdc for pozzedstappen by dsq'ing norris in las vegas, but he won anyway.
gimi innit
Hattie
https://vocaroo.com/1npRkD8pL4ww
>>152722099>Medshitters tried to rig the wdcWut? Do you even understand the words you are using?
>>152722157Not touching my penis out of respect to Oscar
so what is Hattie short for ? Harriette?
>>152722233Oscar has 3 sisters so I'm sure he knows people goon to them by now
>>152721842the Norris of Narva
>>152722246Hatchettite.
still waiting for medshitters to refute this, btw
>>152722246>what is Hattie short forBad genetics, shit diet.
>>152721868>completely demolishing Hamilton in the same car means you're only the 7th best driver that yearjej not looking good hambros
>>152721868>drs trains every race>up 4>f1 team bosses>who's only in it for the pointsmakes sense
>>152722298Frankly, I'm surprised he made it to the top 10.Remember this is a team principals' choice. Where basically all of them tend to vote for their own drivers first and foremost (except maybe in cases where they themselves don't care, like Zak Brown most definitely not voting for Piastri), then for the few drivers that looked really good (Verstappen) or won something big (Norris), because that requires the least effort.
The uncomfortable trvke is that schumi's been dead ever since his skull cracked open
>>152722186Im in the wage cage, so i cant open this link, but for some weird reason i can still hear itTechnology has gone to far
>>152722326If im not wrong the only time when a driver had all the votes/max votes whatever, im not quite sure how they do the voting, was alo 2012>>152722310Why do you hate trains so much?
>>152722444train kun ran a train on me and isekaied me to this godforsaken life
>>152721842The Mazepin of Tallinn
>>152721868AMXAlonsoLeclercSainzHadjarBearmanHulkRusselGaslyPoostriPorris being on the list is a joke
>>152721842Happened to me a few months ago. Lost the rear during mild rain, fought with the car, ended up slding into a concrete lane splitter.As long as the car is the only thing that was damaged and nobody got hurt, be grateful, you could have hit another car and killed someone. Replay the incident in your head and look for what you did wrong. For me it was going too fast and steering to hard for the grip my shitbox had in the rainy weather.
>>152722408The uncomfortable trvke is that Mick takes after his mother and Gina is the one who takes after the Michael.
the only non-coping driver ranking
>>152721842Thank god for the HALO™
>>152722408He must be in a very undignified and mentally broken state for the family to be so secret about this.
easti and romanon are not allowed to drive my falcon
>>152722486mick will prove all his haters wrong in formula burger next year where every driver will be on equal machinery
formula burger kek
>>152722310People not being able to overtake Alonso does not make him bad.
>>152722494in my defense, the dacia i was driving was a tractor worse than the sf25. At least it resulted in me buying a decent car afterwards.
norris took a shit on ricciardo, who was evenly matched with pozzedstappennorris outqualified sainz in his first season ever in f1, sainz was evenly matched with lecuck
>>152722524>>152722487reminder
>>1527225360% facts100% cope
>>152722536Fact check: no lies detected here nigga!
>kwabmilton took a shit on kwablonso in his first season ever in f1medshitter bros, it's really, really not looking good
>>152722524Cross comparison using Ricciardo puts Norris faster than Verstappen. GOAT
>>152722016I got scared. The people I almost took out also got scared. No other damages.>>152722488I died.
>first ever non-medshitter joins the sport in something like 50 years>destroys every record and wins pretty much every race for the next 10 yearsWhat are the odds of that happening? It would be like playing the lottery once and winning a billion dollars
>>152722568Wait, you didn't even damage the car?
>medshitters had to rig the rules in 2005 to stop a non-medshitter from winning 12 wdcs in a row>they only barely won 2 wdcs and haven't won shit sincehow do we cope?
>>152722542sorry, i can't make a hindi translation for you>>152722556Thanks!
>>152722568how'd you spin it
>>152722594Somehow I did not. There is about 70-80 cm slope on the side on the road it went down, didnt roll over luckily. It's an exit of a turn, not a straight. Virgin ice on the road. I think because I was sliding for maybe 20 seconds and changed directions maybe 5 times, it probably slowed down to some 30 kmh when it went off the road, so it wasnt too awful.
>>152722633That's just the run-off area, not even safety car worthy
>>152722633if bolis turned up would they nick you for dangerous driving or say you are drunk?
>>152722633glad you're ok instead of dead and didn't cause a red flag friend
>>152722633did your life flash before your eyes?
Caught someone disrespecting the Big Leclerc on the streets. Chinned him on the spot
>>152722679based watcher of F1 prior to the 2022 French Grand Prix
>>152722610>freezing rain during the night and evening>fresh ice on the road >grippy racing line forms on the inside of the turn>it is the opposite lane for me>try to take the racing line through the curve>notice another car coming up the opposite way>have to make way>go around the outside>two wheels end up on virgin untouched ice, two on the grippy racing line>70 kmh too spicy>start sliding>steer too hard>nearly take out the other car>so a snake dance>spin >dead
name a driver who's shitting up the team more than lecuck (other than kwablonso)
>>152722444Verstappen got 250 points last year, they were doing 25 for 1st place
>>152722652drunk driving very bad in Estonia. Never say youre drunk driving here.
>>152722633>virgin iceno wonder it got you
>>152722633>>152722710>iceUnderstandable
>>152721842Anon I told you not post my nudes for fuck sake, they were for you alone.
>>152721868Am I underrating Hadjar or is everybody else wrong?
>>152722774hadjar is this year's overhyped shitter in a good car
>>152722783Antonelli though?
>>152722713Ok, so 2 times then
>>152722774They are wrong, visa was the 5 car
>>152722774He gets bonus points for being a rookie and strong qualifying performances but no way he should be ahead of Albon
>>152722804only toto likes him/voted for him which is why he isn't in the top 10
>russell does fuckall in a great car>somehow gets rated
>>152722752Yeah, the stewards gave me a push, got black flagged later
>>152721868Only 8 teams voted, Mekies and Fred didn't so that explains Chuck's ranking a little bit
>>152722633good thing they got rid of sosij crubs
>>152722865same reason why kwablonso gets rated: he was kwabmilton's teammate once
>>152722935do you know why my dick pics get rated?
>use additive cleaner>engine starts acting funny
the jeetnadian loses thousands of izzat every time he posts
>>152722536This is spot on bro
fun fact: kwablonso holds the record for the lowest wcc finish for a team that had the highest budget (9th in 2015)
>>152723012>gasket plugged by sludge>clean sludge>gasket leaks
>>152723211More typical is engine sludge gets loosened and blocks an oil path
>>152723211>>152723251>solutionmix sludge into your oil to get oil paths clear and gasket plugged
I didn't watch a single race, give me a tldr on the entire season
>ynr medshitters gloating when peeasstri was 34 points ahead of norris and 104 points behind pozzedstappen, then malding every race and booing lando as peeasstri finished third
>>152722496>wins everything in indycar>replaces Hamilton at Ferrari>goes on a five year WDC streak
>>152723211Yeah I'm waiting for my head gasket to implode any day now. I've had a cylinder with compromised pressure since forever. >>152723251RIP
>>152722536The is 100% correct is you place narb as elite
>>152723332
>>152723332CheatLaren
If hamil is out of ferrari by the end of 26, which team will take him? Who will have the money? The only team with money and that wouldnt mind to have a shitter is caddy, well i dont know how much they are puttting in the team, but you can rule out any top team, maybe if redbull is shite and max is out
>>152723332cheatlaren drivers are so shit that they almost lose a wdc with a cheatcar
>>152723610Audi would probably take him
Can you please include the WKWABC standings in the next one? You forgot those
>>152723610>which team will take him?its over
>>152723610rubbish bin racing looms
>>152723365
>>152723639Yeah, i always kind of forget about them, but the same questions, how much money are they putting in f1? And, do you recall that there was some talking about getting rif of the hybrid engine and how audi was only in f1 because of it? Maybe audi doesnt want to get hamil if they will quit the "sport" in a few seasons
will the depraved and cowardly coom-addicted cuck have a TP job in 2026?
>>152723332MackLeL won both cupsMax carried Red Bull on his backPapa Helmut and Horny are both going out of Red BullNiggers at Audi are going to replace Sauber as a wholeWe all miss GimiFIA still sucks assFerrari still sucks ass
28 days until preseason testing
>>152723610He'll make his own team.
I look down on all non-Americans and even most Americans. I watch your sport and laugh at how corrupt it is, how boring the racing is. lmao.
>>152723897I can't edge for that long.
>>152723836he should run for FIA president
>>15272391317 days until first livery reveal (rb/vcarb)i need content
>McLaren in talks with Gianpiero LambiaseIt's over. Lando Norris world champion until 2032
Cars are really out getting people huh?
>>152723931is this the vuvuzela thing?
>>152723953These always suck, I stop watching after alpha centauri show.
>>152723332gay scripted bullshit
