Anthony Joshua is injured in car crash in Nigeria which killed two others. Joshua, 36, was in the vehicle when it smashed into a stationary truck on the Lagos-Ibadan expressway in Makun, according to local media.
>>152722162what is my nigga doing in nigeria
Source for anyone who needs ithttps://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37758282/anthony-joshua-deadly-car-crash-nigeria/
>>152722183>he doesn't know
He doesn't look injured there
>>152722209he lost both of his legs
>>152722183>"What is Oluwafemi Olaseni doing in Nigeria?"
>>152722210WHAT
>>152722351don't worry he found them later attached to his knees
>>152722359kek
>Fury v AJ gets delayed againThey are like 36-37 now. This is why you don't marinate fights.
>>152722162>it smashed into a stationary truck on the Lagos-Ibadan expresswaydoesn't sound like much of an expressway
Paul Brothers are smart knew how unsafe Nigerian roadways are and put out a hit for this "accident". It's the perfect cover up. Except the forgot it needed it to be rear end collision or t bone into the rear since he isn't gonna be driving
>>152722162Jota is at the wheel
who?
*cuts your brakes*Yeah, I'm thinking based
>>152722162You can't park there, mate
>make all that money to get out of Nigeria >Go back >?????>Car crash
>>152722183it's right there in the country's name!
fury fights dead in the road now ffs
>>152722162Why is he half naked, are the gat rumors true?
Ngannou curse
>>152722162it's kinda funny how hated this guy is, literally nobody is wishing him wellhe's tall, handsome, >talented, has a rags to riches origin story (or so he says), hey nobody likes him on account of how much of a collossal annoying faggot he iseven blacks don't like him
Webm confirming he's alive
motorways in 3rd world countries are a complete shitshow they literally have random shops all along you can just park up and get some bananas
PO LIDL JOJO OUT HEA KILLIN HIS PEOPLES
>>152722464very sad way to end his career
Everyone acting surprised when AJ beat Jake Paul, I knew AJ was going to win as soon as the fight was going to be shown on Netflix: evil whitey was always going to be defeated by diverse black man.
>>152722359
>>152722460>ynr the post fight meltdown vs Usyk
>>152722478shut the fuck up you spastic no one ever thought jake scrubs was shit
joshuas fame has sky rocketed with the paul fight and now thisshame he will probably be out for atleast 12 months now
Just made 100 mil but he’s tryna be a gangster speeding in Nigeria? What is wrong with these people
>>152722236i didnt know he was black
>>152722478I knew he would win when I saw he was fighting against an amateur boxing youtuber who is 20cm smaller than him
>>152722507Hip hip!
>>152722468Yeah it’s the motorways fault nothing to do with these wannabe gangsters getting drunk and speeding
>>152722162the zestiest car accident picture I have ever seen
>>152722359i guess you could really say hime is a knees grow type of person
>>152722507HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!Was more kino
>>152722460Everybody loves him after he broke Jake Paul's jaw
>>152722534the professional high end taxi driver thinks hes lewis hamilton
>>152722565maybe the best PR he could have donebut no, just race-obsessed american blacks who don't know him like him bc of that.
Pictured: the other car involved in the incident
>>152722464Broke his dick. Damn.
>tfw your child has just died in a car accident and all people can talk about is this guy who scraped his knee
KEK Wtf is this dood doing in his underpants
>>152722464why didn't Jota come out
>>152722183>what is my nigga doing in nigeriano one sane would ever want to go there. It's like being dropped into a horror novel.
>>152722440the worst niggerian slum is still better than kondon
>>152722599Highly peculiar
>>152722599Abatukam was in the car with him
apparently it was his friends who have died
>>152722598>>152722659Shouldn’t have hung out with wannabe gangsters
>>152722659rip his friend
>>152722464It's not looking good brev
Is AKA Skinz okay?
We all know this was the result of some sneaky Talmudic magic. He should’ve let the fight go to decision
>>152722162A crash that killed two normal humans barely put a scratch on AJ. That just shows you how superhuman he is. I wish he would spit into my mouth so I could get a tiny bit of superpower DNA of his.
>>152722659rip aka skinz and ben hiney
>>152722659Got voodoo ritual all written all over it, he messed with some bad juju to beat Paul and now the piper must be paid.
>>152722822LOL
>>152722759Hey Logan, how is Jake's jaw
Kek the Ngannou curse in action. he murked kids didn't he?
>naked>no girls in the carJust saying not judging
>>152722460>nobody is wishing him wellBecause he chose to go to Nigeria to play out some bizarre racist LARP he insists upon. He wouldn't have been involved in a car crash in some dirt track road in Nigeria had he not put himself there. He's worth hundreds of millions of pounds; the man has absolutely no need to be there.
>>152722914Isn't his family Nigerian? Maybe he was visiting his old village or his relatives
>>152722933He could afford to bring the whole fucking village to the first world if he wanted to
Jake Paul won
>>152722183Imagine being worth $100 million and living in Nigeria. You would be treated like a king
>>152722464The face of a man who went 6 rounds with Jake Paul.
>>152723091Based. He makes me proud to be a Black man
>>152722464That's not how legs usually turn... hoping for the best. Lagos isn't London but I'd assume they have a lot of doctors.
>>152723133I bet
Have you seen pictures of the car?.. it's smashed
2 dead whiteys by the looks of it
>>152723185where in that webm do you see his feet?
>>152723314AJ lost his boyfriends?
>>152722162Meet Graham, the bio-engineered giga nigga designed to survive car crashes.
>>152723314Timmies once again proving themselves to be the inferior race.
>>152722464kwab
>>152723314Paul Brothers?
>>152723314Noice
>>152723185>African>doctorsKek, he ain't gonna have a good time. They better ship him back to London before he croaks on the surgery table.
>>152723463Lucky he was in the back seat
>>152723463Dayum, they use Mitsubishi Pajeros as police cars in nigeland?
The two that died weren't whites, they were arabs. Pretty much a nothingburger.
>>152723314These are the two guys that died @sina_evolve and @healthy_mindset, only an American would call them white
>witnesses report the assailant fled the scene on a motorcycle
>>152723463Watch out for the twisty rockets!
>>152723524I mean the Pajero did dominate the Dakar Rally
>>152722464sure, move a guy around mindlessly who just had a violent crash, what could go wrong.
>>152723042He could be a king in the West too with $100 million and not have to deal with reckless drivers. Plus he can run BBC game here to have a white harem
cars are scary
joshua just cant stop btfo of africans
>>152723767$100 million is like being a billionaire there.
First jota and now joshua, uh bros, why is nobody going "car status?"
>>152722162The Talmudic Network send their regards
>>152723796Died with or died by Truck-kun!?.
>>152722468I once took a cab from a resort in Egypt to town and the guy just sped along the "highway" at 120kmh without headlights on, used those only to high five other taxi drivers, and when we hit a speedbump he just went off into the desert and got back on the road afterwards. Best 3 euros I ever spent
>>152723524funny factoid in spanish speaking countries the mitsubishi pajero got renamed to mitsubishi montero because pajero means a lazy guy that just jerks off all the time
>>152723325he mistook his BBC for foot
>>152723314Uh huh. Whiteys. Maybe to your mutt eyes
>>152722162>a stationary truck>ramming full speed at it>so much so it IMMEDIATELY crumpled the entire front of the security vehicle>killing the 2 people at the front immediatelyHow fucking retarded do you have to be at driving?Also looks like AJ's 260 pound of pure muscles did nothing to protect him, seeing as how injured he was despite sitting in the back.
Dick status?
>>152723971he was there to zutt those Arab boys but got left as nugget.
>>152723925They look like crypto scammers
>>152723925Man that sucks, his friends died
>>152723971Jeremy Reiner is on the scene helping him search for it.(he pocketed AJ's BBC for himself since he lost his)
>>152723354>>152723314Yeah, these two gentlemen are really the whites guys you would ever find in your country kek
>>152723971Renner'd
>>152722162but i thought he made $50,000,000 from this fight. why does he travel like a pleb then? they surely wouldn't inflate his purse,r-right???
>see large unmoving object in the distance>"FULL SPEED AHEAD!"What was their gameplan?
Fucking kikes
>>152724017Buff guys die while traveling to foreign lands and yet my sedentary ass is still alive. I’m based
>>152724076>Well, congratulations! >You got yourself caught!>Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>152724040>why does he travel like a pleb then?Being driven around in a high-end SUV is "pleb" to you? Doubt a stretch limo is convenient in the slums of Lagos.
Nigerians don't believe in public safety. He should've been happy to escape all that instead of participating in it.
>>152724017looks like average berliner tbqh
>>152722759I'm going to bet they weren't wearing seatbelts
>>152724172yeah he had clothes off and everything. was most likely sipping coconut and eating bananas or whatever Africans do in the back. limo equivalent of whatever can drive on those roads.
>>152722464>going to Africa>ever
>>152722162bro going to the backseat pretending he wasn't the one driving
>>152723925>handbagDownright peculiar
>>152722609jej
>>152723925>muslimsI take my rip back
>>152722793Ngannou and AJ both kill people when returning to Africa hmm...
>>152724217oldest trick in the book.
>>152724217Fairly sure he wasn't: >>152723463
>>152722460because he was sold as a product right from the beginning. he's neither an authentic wildcard bullshitter like Fury or a big lovable idiot like Dubois. we don't know who the real AJ is because it has been buried by marketing and PR.
>>152722464I BROKE MY BACKSPINAL
>>152722162is his BBC okay?
damn RIPhttps://x.com/sue_meet/status/2005657472170864920
>>152722162He looks less injured from a car crash then Jake did from fighting him
>>152724325Amazing censor job lmao
>bet under 3 rounds >he follows the script. KO in the 6th>"I hope you remain paralyzed from the neck down"
>>152722162>Anthony Squashedincar
How is he THIS injured when he's in the back seat with cushions all around him? He's acting like a drama queen, as if this was tougher than any beatings he'd ever received in his life.Guess all the roided muscles didn't come in handy as a cushion.
does n-wordia have good healthcare?
>>152724385AJ already got a fresh set of lungs and a new heart for about $5000.
>>152724383maybe wasn't strapped in
>"He drove fast and then tried turning to the left [where the stationary truck was]"
>>152724416He wasn't the driver, genius.
>>152722162“Oi what happened to the bloke who was sitting in me lap”
Is the rumour that two guys only died because they weren't using seatbelts true? They said the driver still alive.
>jake pauldanoff, your orders sir?>send out the truck
Jake won
>>152724410>has a hundred belts>wearing them everywhere you go>doesn't wear the most important oneThe ironing.
>>152724469Jake won the story, owns and drives Ferraris, has alive friends, would win the rematch, doesn't travel to nigera, etc.
>>152724490really makes you think
>>152724449probably. do these men >>152724017 look like they are worried about road safety
>>152724449Looks like they were ejected
>>152724416So they were speeding and then decided to overtake the car infront of them and didn't realize 3rd worlders park their cars randomly on the street
Why did jake paul order the hit
>>152724587at least the driver is okay
>>152722162lol wtf
>>152722537>>152722599And when the paramedics found him, he had his cock in his mouth still
>>152722162Rest in peace to the victims but I'm glad that his reputation is destroyed and forever tarnished by this incident lol
>>152722464>swarming parasites, not helping at all, just standing in the way Looking like a white woman in India
>>152722162Why was he naked
>>152724751Going to see a white woman
>>152724787In Nigeria?
How mind bogglingly retarded do you have to be to not wear a seat belt lmao
>>152722464"Arghh... bumbaclot..."
>>152724917no lines is insane
made up crash, to get medical treatment to justify the doping in his blood
>humiliate a jew in public>victim of a career-ending car crash a couple of days laterreally makes you think
>>152724793Big vacation spot for white girls. It's up there with Ibiza
>>152725067A white person outside of Lagos is only there because theyve been kidnapped
did he and pooh sheisty finally link up?
>Not driving on the leftI can see why they are 3rd world .
Born a 3rd worlder, “almost” die a 3rd worlder.Don’t like the Paul brothers but good to know god is on the white peoples side.
>>152722464Medical rapid response expertise, NigerStyle.
>>152722183He is a proud Nigerian and has talked about the "superior black race", though on Wikipedia these quotes were removed lately for some reason.
>>152725182God isn't real.
>>152725249Neither is YouTube 'boxing'.
>>152725249this post gave me euphoria
>>152722464They are not so different than officials from the UFC after a KO. Just stand there, with a VERY concerned look on their face, doing FUCK ALL
Lucky lad picked the right (left) side.Everyone on the right side of the car's 'remains have since been deposited at the Livewell Morgue, Sagamu'.
>>152725408just don't drive into the truck bro
whitey finna lost an arm o algohttps://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cvgrgnjx7meo
>>152725249he's beyond reality. reality is too bound by physics, the painter makes the painting, he doesn't reside in it.
>>152725463
>>152725463He actually kept the arm at 51 seconds >>152724325
>>152722398Who cares. Usyk schooled both of them. That fight is not interesting.
>>152725462Abdul he no park so good.
https://x.com/HassanSports26/status/2005628687853707740
>>152725513dunno, somebody's severed arm is in that pic, better pick it up quick
>>152722162drumpft did this
>>152725574I think its just a door on top of the body
>>152724099They are not "traveling to foreign lands", those are part of some Nigerian minority upper class group with more white DNA. Anthony Joshua isn't 100% black either. Notice how much lighter he is than everyone at the scene.This is probably where his racist insecurities come from.
>>152725585You sure they aren't just his friends from the UK visiting Nigeria with him?
>>152725580>I think its just a door on top of the bodyno respect for di ded
Fucking Indians lmao
>>152725594>>>/pol/524569510#p524573358
>>152723091Wooow woman get wet to pro athlete?? No way buddy! Also the second girl is only good looking one.
>>152725585I don't think anyone here is Nigerian - two who died certainly weren't.
>>152725685>>>/pol/524573358
why god mak life dis wae ... dat abdul truck driva big pussyclaat bloodclaat ... brother josha rest big strong we need you to fight for all dem
>>152725696They are all Fulani.
>>152725463>Two pipo die for di accident.This is so fucking funny to read lol
>>152722464>just moving him and recording himkek he wished there were some white doctors around
Weird, I was in a car crash at approx 1pm.
>>152725718makes the worst events sound hilarious
>>152725727i hope u were fully clothed
he wasnt supposed to win
joshua blessed for im bodi and blessed for im bodi. dat nigerian blood and bone mek am life through dat crash dat would kill all lesser hablogroups by di ancestor and di mama mary i swear dis
>>152725718I read it in african accent, no?
>>152722464Well well well, guess he won't be fucking white women anytime soon :)Timmybros, we fucking WON.
Anthony Joshua has a fat ass dick.
>>152722464They didn't even bother using the jaws of life if they even have that to begin with, to make the door way bigger so that he wouldn't be made to bend lmao
>>152725762But so many events happened leading to it that I never do any other day happened perfectly, that led to that moment, it was really a weird out of character series of events that led to the crash. Also, the only thing broken, was my bicep curl record yesterday while watching the Eagles and Bills, I competed 1050 curls, I smashed that, I shoulda been naked though, showing of my vascularity.
>>152725463https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cpvdgpzg2rpo
vehicles have always been the greatest enemy of third worlders
>>152725811>I shoulda been naked thoughLad, it's Late December Ireland.>#NotInNigerNow
>>152722162who? xD
Jake won the story
>>152725809You think they have working hydraulic tools in Nigeria? That's a fascinating theory, but I doubt it.
>>152722914>He's worth hundreds of millions of pounds; the man has absolutely no need to be thereHe's black. He should be in Africa.
Gonna be a fine barbecue tonight when they finish scraping the remains off the road.
>>152723022You are a deeply evil person. Bringing in third worlders makes wherever they go the third world.
That's right you don't fuck with the /paul/gang. How's that 100 million feeling now pussy
>>152724927Don't be a bigot. Lines divide us.
>>152725696The Africa tattoo on his shoulder is so funny right now.
>>152722162The absolute hubris required to trust:Nigerian cab driverNigerian maintained vehicleNigerian maintained highwayNigerian copsNigerian healthcareWatch him get aids or something after they get him into the hospital
who the fuck decides to do 150km/h on a fucking NIGERIAN HIGHWAY?! literally asking to die
Lets wish him speedy recovery. He was most likely on a charity trip.
>>152722464Bungu bungu Resident Evil 5
>>152726740>who the fuck decides to do 150km/h on a fucking NIGERIAN HIGHWAY?!Nigerian cab drivers.He was wearing a suit and tie, bro. That's basically an f1 driver. The clothes make the man.
>>152726809He was on a vanity trip to celebrate his black heritage.
Apparently, his mate sat beside him was beheaded
>>152722464I want to play re5 all of a sudden
>>152726885behead those who insult paulslam
Can we please take a moment to think of how the Liverpool players will be impacted by this news
>>152726885just a bit
>>152723022But then, when he sends money to his family, they would spend it in the British economy rather than the Nigerian economy, and Western society would not get poorer. Immigration is complicated.
>speedy recoverylmao>in a 120mph car crash that obliterated 2 people>pulled out of the car by a crowd of retarded nigerians with no medical expertise who just wanted to film him>sent to whatever slum ass nigerian hospital was nearest probably in a taxihe will never box again
he relaxed and paid the price
>>152722464That's it don't try to stabilize his spine at all. Something fucking cavemen probably understood
>>152724363>Shuntony Crashua
his two friends deserve to be dead for driving like retards
>>152727142Are they ok?
>>152727217Pretty sure they were passengers. But if they weren't strapped in then yes they are retards.
>>152722464>No gurney>No ambulanceWhat in the world? The guy was in a fatal crash and the guy in the suit is doing the equivalent of "Walk it off" pushing him out the car to stand on his feet.
>>152727251Being strapped in wouldn't have helped
>>152724751When you look like that, you don't need to wear clothes. He probably doesn't own a single T-shirt.>>152726861His friend was driving. I doubt Anthony Joshua is friends with any Nigerian taxi drivers.
>>152727335Yeah probably not but who really knows
>>152722162Why is he half naked?
why is this thread full of anglos worshipping blacks?
>>152727350>His friend was driving.No he wasn't. His friends are not licensed to drive in Nigeria. They posted a video of them getting into the cab. The driver is the man in the suit and tie that can be seen trying to assist after the collision.
>>152727524Please excuse those few mentally ill patients.
>>152727524AJ British boxer
>>152727226looks like a bad headache, but nothing serious
>>152727428In photos before the collision, it appears that is just how he dresses. I guess it's plenty warm in Nigeria.
>>152727305>>No gurney>>No ambulance>What in the world?Ever seen Empire of Dirt?
>>152724244Nigerian Muslims are either ISIS tier fundies or are highly secularisedYoruba Muslims I note consider themselves Yoruba first and Muslims second and often marry Christians and even animists as long as they're Yorubathere's even "Chrislam" which mixes Islam and Pentecostalism. Practitioners are mostly Yoruba of course
too cool for a seatbelt
>>152727621I'm so brain rotted I kept reading that as Yotsuba
AJ a very very lucky boy to survive that.Wear your seatbelts and thank the inventor of the seatbelt for not patenting his invention
>>152727730kek
>>152727305They used bambalambs as a taxi too much so it went bankrupt
>>152727730Nigerian names can sounds Japanese at times.
>>152727836Hope he never fight again because of this. Most hyped boxer of the last 20 years
>>152723982>zutted by the truck of peaceI love this meme>>152724172A Japanese 4x4 is higher status than Bugatti Veryon in Africa. Toyota Land Cruiser rules Africa>>152727949Hyped beyond belief by Matchroom but that's the game. Boxing killed itself not having the best fight the best
Why do I only hear about "GOAT" boxers after they're past their peak?>because you don't follow boxingI hear about succesful athletes all the time even in completely irrelevant to me American sports. But for boxing specifically they just come out of nowhere to me as THE BEST BOXER EVER.
>>152727305don't worry, the witch doctor was nearby
>>152726809>charideehis parents are Nigerian, as he decides he is whenever it suits him - tldr, he's often there.
>>152727142Crazy that that could've been Anthony Joshua
>>152728101He's probably used to sitting on the left side of the car in the UK which is why he was sitting on the left side. He would be dead if he was from anywhere that drove the normal way
Main character saved by plot armor
>>152728134was pondering this.he's behind the driver as trad. Boss Move, but I'd guess the other side was more scenic, the 'airplane window' seat. Nigeria was LHD up until 1972. Not sure that would have helped much here tho.
>>152728269You usually sit behind the front passenger seat if you are being driven and there is no front passenger so you can move the front seat forward. His friend sitting in the front was pretty big so he probably sat behind the driver because there would be more leg room.
jesus christ, drive safe people
>>152728298yeah, it was a Lexus Luxus SUV tho, not a chink special. Big lads tho, picrel, one of the dead guys.
>>152727142Bizarre to think that could have been AJ with his head squashed into nothingness
>>152728402natty?
>>152728402Doesn't look that big as a corpseLost a lot of blood I suppose
>>152728442google pump
>>152728457what like how his blood pumped out of his neck stump?
I guess all you who have only driven on firstie motorways may or may not realise just how dangerous African roads are especially at night. I didn't even drive at night there
>>152723925
seriously what is with this guy's lifestyle. 36 years old and spending Christmas holidays in third world countries with a crew of jacked shirtless men, not a female in sight.
>>152722162did jake paul put a hit out on joshua? i think it's time to start asking questions
>>152728537weird isn't itcompletely 100% straight but lives the life of a very gay man
>>152728556He did, but they crashed on a Nigerian road before the MOSSAD hitmen got there.
>>152723925not wearing a seatbelt is an unhealthy_mindset
>>152728537mgtow
>>152725408this is only going to make him more religious. his bros been eating pork and porking hos and allah struck them down
>>152725408Nigerian driving expertise
>>152728015The money they make is directly related to how much they can hype up their fights. Lots of (((hangers-on))) can make money off their fights too, so boxing is full of ridiculous forced hype for that reason. Whenever a boxer shows promise, their undefeated boxing record will be protected and extended as much as possible. There are even professional boxers who build careers just from constantly losing fights to promising newbies to inflate their records. If you're a decent boxer who successfully wins 30-40 fights against these professional losers (sometimes referred to as "tomato cans" because they bleed a lot but barely fight back) and manages to avoid every superior boxer who can threaten your record, you will eventually have a fight record that does make you look like the GOAT. So that's what every decent boxer does.
grim. 2 people died for fucking nothing. imagine going to Africa with your bros, you are all having great time and boom suddenly one of them loses his head and another is splattered. AJ is lucky to survive but he will definitely not be the same.
>>152722464Logan Paul sends his regards
>>152728709>imagine going to Africa with your bros, you are all having great time and boom suddenly one of them loses his head and another is splatteredweird to think he was probably giving AJ road head minutes before his head became road
>>152728709one must imagine sisyphus happy
>>152727142Brutal
>>152727142i usually do my best to avoid gore but this is kinda fascinating. his head was just ripped off huh
>>152727142surprised no one grabbed the hat. it looks perfectly untouched
>>152728709Emmanuel Adebayor was certainly never the same after his bus got hijacked.
>>152724668KEK
>>152728883I reckon it popped off, skidded along that blood trail and then one of the natives took it for juju purposes
lol suddenly his love for Nigeria disappears. not even like he needed some complex surgery he only had minor injuries
>>152722460>>152722507
>>152728864Andy Ruiz being there would've been even funnier
Reminder that there's a Nigerian internet forum called Nairaland and, as it turns out, they're all unhinged chuds like ustop laff
guarantee an arab/persian was driving. they drive just like this in los angeles too, usually in a 10 year old mercades
>>152728909I suspect the time to be cautious was when they were removing him from the vehicle. Slightly uncomfrtebl watch, that bit was.
KWAB. Another one for the Logang
>>152728909perhaps pressured by someone with an interest in his well-being
>>152728977boyfriend?
>>152728957Pain doesn't describe spinal injuries. Even slight damage in the wrong spot feels like lightning running through your body. Feeling a disc moving around is such a bizarre sensation.>t. had a pallet dropped on his fucking head
>>152725696>>152725585One looks mixed black and the other middle Eastern. Joshua himself is quarter Irish.
>>152728994obv. did you no harm anondid they take you hospital in a forklift?
>>152725691Notice Floyd didn't get half that attention unless he paid for it?
>>152728909wait I thought we needed endless waves of Nigerian doctors? hmmmm!>Joshua goes to UK>dies from infection from pajeet doctorkwab
>>152722822Fucken a lol
>>152729023Nah, walked it off and tried working for a couple weeks. I'm born and built retarded. Wouldn't be surprised if AJ doesn't have a few fucked up discs in his thoracic or lumbar
>>152727305remember these are the people the rest of the world supposedly can't live without, somehow
>>152722464dick status?
>>152728970They should fight. The field is even now that Joshua is permacrocked.
>>152729332Check the travel logs. Was he recently in Nigeria?
>>152729332Didn't this bum lose to KSI? His wife was fucked by Dildo Danis also
>>152728893well its a raiders hat
>>152729653>REVENGE! This Time, Its The Other One>Your PvP Pantomime for '26$100m to shadow box a guy in a wheelchair for a few rounds, gotta be well within the capabilities of even this bum. Maybe Joshua will even stay on script.
ok but seriously, the reason he's getting lifted to the uk is so jake can come visit an they can post a tearful selfie together (the post will be sponsored by a shitcoin or prediction market or something they can make a quick milly on, as per)
>>152729836nah, its just as proud brit. Anthony wanted are NHS to have the honor of jigsaw puzzling his internal organs back into place.
>>152729796>haha bro was like 'nooo Joshua, stick to the script ahhh':skull:Your bum ass will not amount to a skid mark on Paul's underpants.
They didn’t drive so good.
>>152722162https://youtu.be/l482T0yNkeoIf Fury comes out to this song for the ring walk vs AJ, all his crying about the Usyk loss is forgiven.
>>152723042mate you could buy like 2 houses in Sydney for that amount of money, he'd be a fucking Emperor here.
>>152728798I heard he came all over the sun visor
>>152722609savage
>>152727621>ChrislamI hate West Africans so much it's unreal
So the driver is still alive.
as >>152725408front passenger and guy behind him got eradicated, driver (and Joshua) def. still alive, only no-one seems that bothered about reporting on the driver. Or Abduls truck.
>>152725408>MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
>'It will never happen to me.'Until it does.
>>152724712I'd imagine getting up close footage of him to be sold to news outlets will be the biggest payday of anyone they know of.
>>152730547I'm sure they will recover from this
Why aren't they wearing shirts?
>>152728572Mossad showed up 3 minutes late in an ambulance but it was so out of place in Nigeria that the locals scraped it
Seat belts work. 80% of people ejected from the vehicle during a crash are fatalities.
>>152728883not clicking that shit but the head weighs around 12 lbs like a bowling ball. so if youre traveling at 60 mph your whole body is too. the neck is not strong enough to keep the head in place so it keeps traveling at high mph
>>152733988it appears to have been pinched between the parked bus and the body of the car, like pulling the head off an ant with tweezers or something. not really very gorey all things considered, as the head has simply been squeezed off
As a reckless speedster myself i dont understand how do you not see a stopped truck no matter the lane in a highspeed highway?
I have it on good authority a chicken was sacrificed in the Paul house for this outcome
>>152722162the problem child sends his regards
>>152734146Driver was probably drunk and they were likely blasting some shitty UK rap music.
>>152734146that commonly happens when someone tails a large truck before trying to go around
>>152722460White slags on twitter love him
>>152724917>bike neguinhos going the wrong wayindia tier but SOVL
>>152730547his head come off
>>152730547Looks like he got a... head of himself
>>152730547https://youtu.be/P2BGxjYbO0E
>>152728706>sometimes referred to as "tomato cans" because they bleed a lot but barely fight backmean>>152729421Sounds like Wrestlemania in Saudi Arabia got its main event, alhamdullilah!
>>152722162How could this have happened in Nigeria? One of the safest countries in the world??!
>>152729421Even if AJ was quadriplegic I’m not convinced Logan would stand a chance
>>152735172We got no foodWe got no jobOur friends heads are falling off
>>152729168>one must imagine sisyphus happy
>>152735287Joshua went there to aura farm for the price of his friends' lives
As a reminder, Nigeria is expected to have the quickest population growth of any country in the world over the next 75 years.And they don't even paint lines on their roads, lmfao.
>>152735547can they even produce enough food to sustain their current population?
>>152735547>>152735567No we will continue to give them hundreds of millions in aid.
>>152735547>And they don't even paint lines on their roadsNo amount of lines can fix stupid.
>>152735547>And they don't even paint lines on their roads, lmfao.that's their idea of population control
>>152728883it didn't get ripped off, it go smashed open. check full vid on the farms. that's his brain matter on the floor. I thought skulls don't explode like that without extreme forces, how fucking fast was that taxi going?
>>152729836He's getting airlifted because Nigeria is a shithole and they don't want his back fucked up. As a boxer that's a death sentence. If you lose the ability to use your core and body movement that's over half your punching power. They could rematch Jake and Jake would win. Walk right through his punches and break his nose.
>>152735603Jesus, tis but a simple skull anon.It's gonna lose an argument jammed inbetween a Lexus SUV and Abduls Truck at even pretty low speeds. This was fast enough to vaporise it, but, it was never ending well.
>>152722464>>152723185he already gave up on the african larp and hauled ass back to UK to get first world medical care, lmao
>>152722718*brav
>>152733988kek if that was true everyone wearing a seatbelt would be decapitated in a car crash.
>>152722162Goodbye, my kings
>>152735670He's a boxer tho, trained in anti-Whiplash/Decapitation procedures. Maintain a Stiff Upper Neck at All Times, all be good.
>>152735617yeah, you don't want to do third world healthcare, especially not for emergencies. routine things can and often does get you killed here. live in the third world, die as a third world.
>>152735644it was the same affect as a close range shotgun. I guess I didn't think cars could impact that hard
>>152735547there's a tinfoil hat theory that nigeria overstates births to get more aid money from gullible europeans. i would prefer that being true over the alternative.
>>152724587maybe don't overtake in the shoulder retards
>>152728883>>152735603this, shit got crushed like a melon
At least for his sake it was probably instantaneous.
The video I saw said he might not fight again. Total sensationalism but will be a good come back to watch.
>>152724593He positioned that parked truck just perfectly.
>>152735915I mean it's not like he needs the money
>>152735915>getting denied a Fury or Wilder washoutshit for fans, but karma after ducking and stringing these matchups along for years
>>152735971*cash out
>>152729033> Woman chooses the better looking millionareWhy blackpillcels are so fucking retarted?
has he said anything? not bothered to read the whole thread.
>>152727142yikes
so are we to assume the car crashed into the truck on the opposite side from where AJ was sitting? weird that only the two on the right side of the car died.
>>152736160>>152725408
>>152725408After getting isekaied by Truck-kun in Nigeria, in what world are you ending up?
>>152736185India
the candyman sends his regards
>>152727142>that one car who just wants to pass through riding over the bodies
>>152722162the 2 passengers with him (probably friends of him) died he doesnt even looks distrubed or shocked, that guy is a psycho piece of shit even by brit "standards"
>>152736240It's probably called shock m8.
>>152736240Apparently he was knocked out for 10 minutes so he might be unconscious in that pic
>>152736249>>152736251jewshua defense force
AJ should have know better after what Ngannou did.
>>152736240He's black, not British.
>>152736319I can't believe he got away with murder
>>152736334Newfag fitting in. Based and praise kek
>>152728928Can you quote some of their posts? I am on my phone right now and refuse to dick around opening a new browser tab.
>>152736334we dont use this word here, chud
>>152736379"British"?
How the fuck do these African niggers die in road accidents when here they all drive 15mph under the speed limit and cause a massive pissed off traffic backlog?
>>152736240Watch the clav video running over that mixed race guy and what he said after. Was cold
>>152736418Bri'ish
>>152736432In corrupt 3rd world countries they use security services or police escorts to zoom past normies. Highly doubt they were traveling the speed limit
>>152735298KEK
What is there to do in Nigeria?
>>152736590Does it have any good wildlife or nature? That is really the main reason to go anywhere in Africa.
>>152735728
>>152736590You know...die in a horrible car accident.
>>152736683I mean you can do that in nearly any country. Cars don't discriminate.
>>152736691It's just one thing to do in Nigeria. There could be a few other things I have overlooked.
>>152736590There are multiple mass casualty events where petrol tankers overturn and then villagers try and steal the petrol but then the tanker explodes and kills dozens of them. Think theyve had 3 this year, the last time it happened the governor of the state called it "Pathetic" as theyve warned people not to go near the tankers. 42 people died.
>>152736418brrrr dont give me the chills lad
>>152736480They hired some taxi nigger in a suit bow tie wtf were they thinking
>>152722464don't mess with the mafia and even if it just is changing the script a tiny bit to look better. the instructions had been clear and the specific bets had been placed accordingly.
>>152736590Just have a bit of a wander about
>>152736590scam nigerians
>>152736852>wtf were they thinkingThey were thinking fuck YT from the looks of that airport pickup video >We on da streets of Nigeria Yes.... Yes you are.. And now AJ is hurt and his stupid friends are dead they're all like Halp white man bring me a private jet out of here
>>152737304>wake up>check /sp/>start seething about superior Black men You wh*te boys are a joke
>He looks like he's paralyzedUsyk's BWC will save the day, Anthony's girl will have a replacement while Anthony can watch from the wheel chair as her Bleached arc begins.
>>152737412Drug dealing Nigerian gets free ride in the West but he decides to go back to Nigeria and get his friends killed. What is you doin AJ?
>>152723685Yeah, they're capable, but that's a pretty nice car just to do patrols and shit.>>152723912I've heard of this since forever, but never actually look up if it's true or not.
>get a stupid tattoo of Nigeria>get hurt in Nigeria>aww hell nah, don't be letting none of then Nigerian doctors touch meThis might be the latest in the year that anyone has ever won a kwaboty. Bravo, Anthony.
Why do you guys think he's paralyzed
>>152737589Just wishful thinking on their part. More likely we're looking at a serious concussion on a brain that was already mushy. Obviously he's still currently rich, but it may impact his ability to fight again, and I can't imagine he'll still be a millionaire by 50 if he can't continue to earn. It seems like he was spending his money on retard shit, like trips to Nigeria.
>>152737636Bet he has a KILLER headache
>>152736590>What is there to do in Nigeria?1.) escape fast enough 2.) die because you weren't fast enough
>>152736590Well, you see, when you have a cool Nigeria tattoo, you go to Nigeria to show how connected you are to your Nigerian heritage by flashing cash in front of the impoverished locals. This is a key way to win respect and admiration from blacks.
>>152738033>dream of going to the west and getting on welfare>go to the west and get on welfareisn't that pretty much all that happens?
>>152737636which is which?
>>152738090They were gay, right?
>>152737636do you bother calling in their mothers to identify these corpses or just wing it?
>>152737636you'd think they would be easy to identify, but they're both the same skin colour here.in addition, you can't really tell who's the most jacked of the two in this picture (I guess the guy who still has his head on?).
>>152736590You can join a violent gang. Black Axe gang; De Norsemen Kclub, etc.
>>152722210>>152722351>>152722359
>White slags on twitter love him
>>152737636Sweet jesus
>>152722478>evil whitey
>>152736160Apparently they were trying to get around another car, lost control and crashed into a parked car on the side of the road.
>>152722162No way this didn't fuck him up. I'm afraid his career is over and his last wins were against celebrities lol
>>152735971Those fights not happening in the past wasnt ajs fault, Wilder didnt accept the 100m offer from matchroom/dazn when the fight was proposed and all of this came from Wilder himself, as for Fury he fucked off during his mental elf phase and then he decided to fuck around with Wilder and some other shitty fights
You goyim will never get it.Jake and his team thought they could sneak a win, or at least a decision loss. His mom seemed particularly pissed that AJ shattered his jaw.Right this moment Logan is laughing about AJ’s dead friends whilst wearing a yarmulke as a rabbi cleanses his karma to trick God into not punishing them all
>>152738864>His mom seemed particularly pissed that AJ shattered his jaw.His mom is a dirty Jewish swindler.
>>152725463>>152725718What language is this?
>>152737568you're not allowed to turn your back to your opponent by the rules of boxing. i don't get it why Wilder was even practicing that shit. he would've gotten a warning by the ref at the very least
>>152722162oh hell no someone tell me is his BBC ok?
>>152741851The funniest shit was that he was complaining to the ref.>DAT NIGGA HIT ME IN THE FACE REF DISQUALIFY HIM!!!
>>152742049He was in the right place for an emergency BBC transplant.
