non-finn edition
excellent thread
>>152726850
Remember when Sean "Psycho Killer" Strickland beat the dogshit out of jizzysanya?
Rizin.
shit thread
>>152726910Yeah nowadays he's just goysplaining on kosher streams instead of fighting
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
I had such a good high effort thread lined up...
>>152726910mfw
antoni yahsuah has been damage in car wreck! INSANE NEWS!
antanee, de witch docta fi demand na sacrifice abeg...
>>152726831
>>152727011Honestly? You're a skinny-fat, pot belly muffin top chinese man, who's still somehow under 110lbs. One knee to the thigh would break your leg in half. You're so soft, if you got pushed up against the fence, you would squash through it like grated cheese and tomato sauce.
I heem myself... today. To see if I still ACK!
>>152727109ngumbo's revenge!!! BUH BUH BUH
>>152727181>n-no mate.. pls
rinat getting cut is the canary in the cole mine
>Honestly? You're a skinny-fat, pot belly muffin top chinese man, who's still somehow under 110lbs. One knee to the thigh would break your leg in half. You're so soft, if you got pushed up against the fence, you would squash through it like grated cheese and tomato sauce.
>I can't see...
>he didnt even poke him in the eye>tom just quit!>ok he did but it didnt hurt him>ok multiple surgeries but gane didnt mean to>ok he does it in every fight but not on PURPOSE!!>ok he lost and tom woncope ganecels.
>>152727252Pissbaby chink
Tom Aspinall is set for multiple eye surgeries Likely to be stripped of belt soon
>Pissbaby chink
>>152727245It's kind of weird that they didn't even like give him a try out against a ranked guyHe had a lot of unconvincing, controversial wins, but they usually always treat an undefeated guy as undefeated even with robberies He wasn't even particularly biring either.Just very weird
who finna heem gane for the next heavyweight championship scheduled for 2028
>>152727285hahahaha I saw that, tomala is such an irredeemable shitter now
why cant the french stop cheating
>>152727374If you're not cheating you're not playing b
>>152727322They cut him after a heem which is heem sacrilege
>>152727384not a heem
just how bad are swedish fighters
I consider Gane to be the current champion so the next fight will be him defending his belt
Literally what's stopping Gane from just doing the exact same strategy next fight and beating Aspinal? He won't be able to restart the fight again.
>>152727437>restart the fight again.RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>152727437What was his strat
>>152727452Turn your retard detector around playa!
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM.
>>152727472Did you not watch the fight or just playing dumb?
>>152727384The UFC was mad he heemed the meme fighter he was suppossed to lose against.
>>152727437I think aspinal was looking for an early finish to try and dethrone Jones, Jones got into his head after the interview where he called him a quitter
30 million United States dollars.
>>152727491So you don't know, got it , I accept your concession
Dustin retiring means lightweight is no longer the most brutal division, bums like paddy would never spend 2 minutes in the top 5 if he was still around
>>152727542You're the one who asked?
Paddy beat cuckler more brutally and with far greater ease than pooyay
>>152727633Can somebody who speaks schizo translate this post?
>>152727633Congratulations to Paddy Pimplett for beating a much older Michael Chandler on a 4 fight losing streak
>>152727653sure, he said youre a faggot bitch
>>152727653"I am a faggot I think about poop all the time"
Chandler being the main event, he will highlight UFC White house and his face will be at the top of the poster, higher than any other fighter/champion
Your Michael Chandlers, your Patchy Mixs, your Aaron Pico's...
>>152727673I'm not sure if you realize this but the white house card isn't happening
Your Kody Steeles
>>152727662He said you're a faggot bitch? Can't say I'd disagree with that.
>>152727653All the Topuria fans defaulted to factory settings after La Alimonia officially retired. You'll be seeing many of these same people malfunction when Tammy retires from his eye boogey and runs off to box reality tv stars
>>152727692Your Harry Hardwicks
>Yeah i'm a champion, I fought in the undercard of McGregor Chandler at the white house
Your Losene Keitas
>>152727724Hwy that guy hasn't fought in the UFC yet we don't know if he's a bum
>>152727713Nah don't shit on hardwick, he is a real one
how many times did luke thomas cry on stream in the year 2025?
>>152727738Same amount of bitches you fucked in your life I think
>>152727735He looks like he got completely bitched by calf kicks and quit
>>152727750>i thinkbe confident in your banter bro thats sad
>>152727735Poor "brits" have to bandwagon micks because this is what their real fighters are like
>>152727750>I think
>>152727786Well I actually work for a bank bro so yeah, cyber security maybe you should look into it
>>152727786>>152727799I touched a nerve methinks
>>152727805>thinks slipping cyber into his job makes it sound futuristic>>152727809im on your side kek
What's the over under for the white house card getting cancelled
>>152727839I think I don't give a fuck?
>>152727861>I think Iyou do not need to narrate your own thoughts bappa
>>152727839Side?
cant wait to get my official maga diaper for UFC chud house
Contemplative boy has them revved
>>152727899You think?
>>152727901im not an orc im a jacked taiwanese boy what up
>>152727918its pretty normal, you dont need to declare tbqh
I think I fear
>>152727935I think I'll pass on that, chief
Looks like my old posts really stick with that weirdo
Manc Fear
hehe I think therefore I am hehehe
I think, therefore I am
>>152727964we gotta get that guy that thinks to think about this and let us know
Methinks anon doth protest too much
>>152727976Hey that was my post fuck you
I think therefore I think
>>152727970>>152727976
Um...can we..ermm.. stop typing like we're speaking, thx.
>>152727994
You can't tell me how to type white boy
>>152728031This chick is like a female Luke Thomas (simped for by faggots)
Guys we mind broke that bitch
>>152728031There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like her.
>>152728054elite sniper Luke Thomas signifying he can shred you aorta with his eyes closed
Forgotten hyped up bum, Mick parkin
the hate on dustin has always been bizarre. win or lose its a barn burner.
>>152728067she's got a moon face I got one of them long ass pickle heads
>>152728041well white people did since you're speaking english
you can't just hate me man *sniffs* that was a b-barn b-burner *dry heaves*
>>152728075hes literally a pussy, and a fag, he wouldnt last 5 minutes in me
>>152728100My English teacher was Chinese
>>152728115doesnt that just show how dominate white language is? maybe you shouldn't have taken english lessons from a chinese man because you sound retarded
>>152728121>dominatedominant*
>>152728132i'm not white lol
>ganecels were all saying he's faking>disappeared when this photo droppedCowards, just like Cowardyil Gane
islam mackhachev stomping and clapping next to a burning corpse
aaagh me bloody peepers
>Hyped up bums shilled by /heem/ting ting steelMartin budaymick parkinthe fighting nerdspatchy minkspitbull>Actual promising prospectsWellmakerEthan wingsVallejosFernandesManuel torres
>>152728121If Chinamen like you are the ones who primarily speak it id say no
>>152728142we know
>>152728171i'm arab kek, hbu>>152728175arent you a paki tho lol
Brendan Schaub is not my lover He's just a b walking me to his trugg
>>152728183Schaub was caught scamming his fans yesterday, DICEY DICEY!!
Mick Parkin is not a bum doe
>>152728168
>>152728171You think everyone is me because you spend all your time here. Really sad and pathetic display from you man. Lma
>LmaKWAB
Is it true? Schaub bean and cheesed his loyal fans?
>>152728270Let's go with that!
>scamlemme guess he sold t shirts that offended redditors
Schaub shared with his fans gifts, gifts in the shape of a papaka!
Luke Thomas owns you donks
Luke thomas > schaubLuke never scammed his fansLuke is actually funny
I don't think Gane will ever be champion, unfortunately,i could see him be more active than others if he does that but he is too retarded, sadly
>>152728308I honestly don't think he's a real person. I think in the future they create human/ai hybrids and he is the reddit version sent back in time to chastise evil chuds.
>>152728299Id cum in your mouth but then that means youd no longer be a virgin! Lmao
My favourite Luke thomas bit is when he said ''that shit = wgaf''
Luke said this is been a "year of loss" for him to Brian Campbell and told his livestream he isn't doing anything for his mental health and it's taking a toll on him.
Schaub really was on the way to A list before the pandemic and Russian mob colluded against him. He still is well on track thoughbeit
>152728339>152728341imagine knowing this shit
Schaub's Paprika Hat scandal
>>152728358Who hurt you?
schaubrika hendl
>6'5>240lbs>ex-marine>black belt >savant level fight IQChad Thomas
mfw when the Schaub NFTS rugpull
>>152728388What's he watching, Twilight?
>born in jeetlandLuke thomas is Canadian
LT runs this shit
Retard of the Year? Gane
>>152728429Another award silpped from my garsp
The gringo scammer 2
>born in indiathat must have been one hell of a circumcision
>>152727322>>152727245He said>Okay, guys, I'm getting a lot of questions about the UFC. Yes, the information is accurate, but there's one thing: we weren't fired. Our contract simply expired, and for certain reasons, it wasn't renewed. There are some small nuances that I won't tell you here. I would need a whole podcast, a whole interview to tell you all the details, and I'll probably tell it to just one person so I don't have to repeat myself a million times. But nothing terrible happened. There's already an offer, and with different fees, by the way.He probably wanted more money for his new contract, or wanted UFC to match what PFL or someone was offering. Seems like there's way more to why he's not signed if he would need a whole podcast to explain it. MMA news slop likes to use less context to get you boiling. It will be okay.
I watched the video on the Schaub scam and the guy introduced Schaub as a comedian, seen this before many times, it's like this is the only place that knows Schaub was a UFC fighter first and foremost
>>152728395Jiri heeming Khalil, actually...
>>152728149
SCHAUB SCAM MY FAT ASS
>>152728545Oh no a chud favorite heeming a heckin black guy
Chills.
kapow
>>152728612That guy came in on 2 days notice, won and got no bonus, a Dana classic
>>152728180>i'm arab>arent you a pakibruh
>>152728657He would just use it on tattoos anyway better Dana keep it.
>>152728593
>>152728657Dana proving once again why he's the BOSS!
>>152728657It wasn't fight of the night worthy. It's fight of the month for the story of an unknown guy coming in with the upset win over a prospect who's been heeming everyone. If he was already in the ufc and the fight played out the way it did, it was just an average competitive fight. Don't be such a little whinney faggot. It's unbecoming.
>pereddit and jireddit needed multiple rounds to heem roundtree>cutelaba and walker both did it in 2 minutes
>>152728755agreed Dana should cut them both
>>152728755He was fed to the wolves and turned out a winner, quit being a jew
>>152728755this bitch mad as hell, lmao!
>>152728827I think you might be right about that
Now that the end of 2025 is upon us, what would you say was the best /heem/ moment, meme, or post?
>>152729056Kody Steele is a blue chip prospect. Rare BJJ nigga who got hands AND power.
Man I really wish the MMA Guru would go live
>>152729229his belly reached critical mass and exploded spraying shit all over his funko pop collection, demetrious johnson reported still missing
>>152729290infinitely more skill and athleticism involved than goyslap
