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mengo
>>152729393the printer represents corintbians
anime
All that waiting for an AI slop thread
i can't believe i posted my new's year resolution in a dead thread >>152729438>>152729418based
>>152729445this
this might be the last thread of the year
fuck a.nal
>>152729466There are still 2 days left
>>152729438>Quit my job (check)>Go back to my state>Study for the concursinho full time>Pass the concursinho>Become the funça
you guys hyped this new thread to end up being A FUCKING TRIKASLOP AGAIN
>>152729456C'est la vie
>>152729456basémoi aussi je veux apprendre le français
you niggas glorify concursosunless you're going for auditor or a huge concurso that'll take 2+ years of study concurso will only give you a decent life at best
>>152729037En quoi apprendre le français peut-il vous aider à trouver un emploi?
>losing a few pounds>watching a game of my team at the stadium> going to the mass more Regularly>zeroing the line of tasks at work>finish reading the Bible>study for the concurso
Bucht Ist Die WeltDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>152729551Pimp out bahianas to the French market. They are notorious mud sharks.
can we make an exception to the rule to not tell anyone to kill themselves for trikaschizo?
>>152729577Your new year resolutions>stop pretending the huys who give money for your team>posting ugly women less times
>>152729547>He doesn't want to pass on a prefecture of a small town and live off having sex with married women
>>152729547and how many years of study if you have zero experience to maybe get a good codemonkey job with no stability?
>palmeiras buys the best players form botafogo>flamengo buys the best players of cruzeiroThis ia frightening. They both have a lot of money
>>152729643but coding is more fun than studying direito administrativo or whatever
The rich teams buy the best players from poor teams (Kaio Jorge to Flamengo)The poor teams buy the worst players from the rich teams (Hulk to Botafogo)
>>152729669maybe for (You)
I want to start studying for Receita Federal in 2026. There's probably a new concurso in 2027. I think 1,5 year is enough (I have a law degree and I work with tax)
>>152729681>The poor teams buy the worst players from the rich teams (Hulk to Botafogo)wait, are >we rich?
>>152729643you have no idea how hard top concursos are, that's like 2 years studying like a dog with no life, no friends, no pussy, day and night about 8 hours a day until you cover everythingit's not casually studying while browsing 4chanalso this >>152729685 unless you really like the subject it'll be a pain in the ass to study and then do a zillion question to memorize everything + the shenanigans of FGV
do people who like to study the law even have souls? i think not
>>152729714receita federal is a fucking terrible concurso to study if you have a law degree nigga
>>152729740:(
>>152729547t. international relations
>>152729739i'm already a concursado and don't care about coding tho
>>152729751I've always wanted to pass. Maybe I can start studying for SEFAZ afterwards, but the tax reform is going to end ICMS so Idk if there are going to be more concursos
>>152729751Ok it is hard but dont be like that. It isnt impossible. It is good to go after your dreams. Someone is going to be aproved. Cafu failed a lot of peneiras before being accepted in sao paulo and even then he didnt know how to cross
>>152729757i guess some law codes are coolbut i tried studying the subjects for TJ once and i wanted to kill myself
>>152729781Your dream is working a dead end job for the government? JC bro
>>152729794I understand why you feel this way. Social security laws and annonimous societies laws always made me go crazy.
damn i guess everyone on /copalib/ is earning over 30k reais per monthi'm feeling poor now
>>152729803We cant all be astronautsAnd even then, that is also a dead end job for the government
>>152729803My dream is earning +30k with stability
Hulk in this window has been speculated on Grêmio, Fluminense and Botafogohe turns 40 in 2026
>>152729833/copalib/ brazilians are the elite/int/ brazilians are the social rejects and outcasts
>>152729867Sounds like he is fed up with galo
>>152729877and what if i post in both?
>>152729900or maybe his contract is nearly ending
>>152729910then you're this guy >>152729456
>>152729951i'd never learn fr*nch
>>152729974that's why you are pauvre and we are riche
French bashing is r*ddit and mostly performative
ok but what resources will you be using to learn french?just askin
>>152729910
>>152728707The best crash games are the ones that the crash fandom most hate
I live in poverty in Australia so that must mean I'm rich by South American standards.
>>152729990Name a nation that is okay to bash then
>>152730205Argentina
>>152730195Elaborate on what poverty in australia entails
Nobody ever says "I want to learn hindi because it's my dream to move to New Dehli someday and live as an Indian"
>>152730234People said this many times like 40 years ago
>>152730234the beatles said that
Ritchie came to Brazil composed a banger and became brazilian. Follow your dreams anon.
Alot of what is posted about indians online currently reminds me of things that were being posted about Brazil 2 decades ago, or china 3 decades agoSeems like every country that starts getting too big gets this type of treatment
>>152730305>this type of treatmentOh no, not the truth!
>>152730305indians and nigerians are the absolute kings of scamming in english-speaking countries
Friendly reminder that there was a time you could not post anything as a brazilian without a bunch of low iq foreigners spamming you with gib money plox and huehuebrbrThey thought we couldnt host a olympics and everyone that went to brazil would be immediately murdered
>>152730225I just cracked open a beer. Watching epl on the tv whilst shitposting.
>>152730349>They thought we couldnt host a olympics and everyone that went to brazil would be immediately murderedAnd they were right
>>152730349and they were absolutely correct so i don't really get your point
>>152730349>spamming you with gib money plox and huehuebrbrlol i used to think that was funny
>>152730343If you ever fall to one of these you deserve to be scammed, i remember befirending one indian that messaged me on zap zap with broken portuguese>>152730323>>152730366>>152730377Vira-latanon its 2025 you dont have to pretend the people live up on north are any better than you anymore
Its extremely easy to be friends with scammers, i remember one dude from hong kong that really wanted me to play this shit mobile game with him, he was cool, a shame that they got him>>152730378The gib money plox was probably the most obvious "brazilians trolling gringos" case i ever seen and i never understood why they took it so seriously
>>152730349Well... if it wasn't for PT government having altos dialogos cabulosos with Comando Vermelho... we wouldn't host the Olympics without everyone being immediately murdered... or at least kidnapped
LEMBRETE que quem me chama de trikaschizo é um palmeirense viciado em canetas de emagrecimento que mora com a vó em um apartamento e toma leite com nescau toda manhã com biscoitinho bauducco
>>152730399they are not better than me, but on average they are better than my fellow countrymeni can't deny reality, this is a fucking shithole populated by monkeys, it is what it is
>Gib mony plox or I repot youIts comes from huehues shitposting and trolling at Tibia. Even Pewdiepie hates brazilians because of it.
for me it was middle class condominio brazilian boys in 2014 that have never went to a favela in their entire life pretending that they were molded by crime and poverty to impress their foreign friends>>152730474theres a big event happening in Rio and São Paulo every month nigga nothing was gonna happen
We actually received more visitantes in 2025 than we ever did on the world cup or olympics
I've never been with a latina women what is it like?
>>152730496Happy 2012 to you too anon>>152730498People loved calling themselves EPICTROLLINGMASTER back then and then fall for the nost obvious ragebaits imaginable
>he doesn't know about CV and Federal Gov pact of letting drugs flow freely to foreigners noses if they didn't commited any "real crime" against the international guestsIgnorancia é uma benção
>>152730576I'll let you know hwen I find out :(
>>152730606k keep me posted
Nothing ever happensNothing ever happenedNothing will ever happen>b-b-b-but NEVER
>>152730590Maduro may be regretting that or having lots of oil and gold that too or making deals with Russia and China that too.
>>152730586either you don't leave your house or you are super rich
>>152730667Just not a teenage chuddy
>>152730474i'm from the same neighborhood where most of the olympics took placeyou're just coping nigga. and no i'm not a leftist and i know about the PT and CV shit
>>152730364I would usually say thats better than the most poorest form here but alot of them have phones and tvs so i guess not
>>152730688i'm not even a chud, i hate the right wingbut dealing with brazilians daily will do that to you
>>152730724One of the things i regret is never going to Rio when it was happening, world cup in brazil is guaranteed every so years but you never know when the olympics will ever come back
>world cup in brazil is guaranteed every so years>2 WC, spaced in between 64 yearshigh frequency, indeed.
What would happen if I do planks everyday for a year? I also wanna do that rice bucket grip strength thing
>>152730760Reactionary behavior can be noticed both of the left and the right. The amount of hitlerite homossexuals i've seen on other social media would make you think the "A" in LGBTQA standed for Aryan
>>152730789I mean its guaranteed because it will be always a high possibility just like a world cup in germany or italy is, the olympics not so much
>>152730839all of the great communist leaders of history hated the lumpenare they reactionary as well?
>>152730897Unironically yeah, especially the late soviet ones
>>152730790better than sitting on your ass 24/7... but worse than going to the pracinha and doing some real exercises. or a gym if you can afford.>>152730839most yags hates blacks, yes. and poor people too. in fact they're one of the most hateful people around.t. had a lgtvqwert+ symphatizer girlfriend
>politicskys seriously
>>152730928I found that white gay men (in Brazil just gay men in general) and lesbians are the most hateful, especially recently with that whole "LGB without the T" shitLesbians especially have always had many terfs around them even back when being ultra woke was trendy
>>152731005This is why I am an ally
>>152730943Im mostly talking about stalinAnd marx was not some kind of perfect human being with only the correct GLORIOUS PROLETARIAN REVOLVTIONARY OPINIONS, he also had points in which he was wrong and acted reactionary, which is normal>>152730978Well why dont YOU give us a better topic to talk about smart guy
>>152731005nah, blacks hate whites and everyone else too... they're just used to hate everyone while also using the victim card.these progressivist woke mofos are more close to stormfront neo-retards than they would be able to believe.
>>152731105Im not claiming that black people cant be hateful as well lmao, especially in the united states where alot of them dont just vote rightwing because republicans want them to be slaves
bluechads we can agree that manaos tastes better than coca cola right?
>2026 CUM>2030 - Al Andaluz + one pity match on Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay>2034 - Saudi Arabia instead of South America because Conmebol is blowing their loads on that stupid centenary match>2038 - only North America and Oceania can bidthat's 27 years of confirmed no WC, you're not gonna see another in Brazil if you missed 2014 (and that's a good thing, both WCs ended up terribly for Brazil)
These bluefellas drinking the city of manaus>>152731159Third time is the charm
>>152731152no, coca is still the goat
>>152731092you're clearly an idealist who doesn't know much about reality
thank God '26 futchiból season will start earlier..look at the absolute absense of topics we have to shitpost about
>>152731192I feel like a idealist would be someone that believes these historical figures perfectly embody the political movements they created when that is obviously not the case
>>152731171i'm thirsty what can i say>>152731173grim
>claim to be better than /bra/>immediately start posting about politicsall flour from the same sack
>>152731171I've seen photos of manaus border with the jungle, very spoopy
Reminding the perennial rememberance
Excuse me sir why are calling my slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking and artisanally-crafted posts "shit"???
all beans from the same can
>>152731254Imagine the heat
>>152731294Everytime a non green flag thinks we all live in the jungle i assume they mean something like this
>>152731254>>152731294imagine just chilling at you home and some macaco just invades you living space and start trashing everything around.poor monkeys
>>152731354Not too different from the rest of Brazil then
There are way worse things in the amazon to be worried than just monkeys, i can only imagine how bad bugs get during the summer there
>>152730790Should be good for your back muscles and stabilizers give you better posture.I was going to get into posture exercises because my posture is fucked from sitting in a computer chair all day. On top of weights + cardio. Maybe I could get a few inches of height back by doing it.Think that'll be my new years resolution as well as quitting drinking.Like every year lol and maybe getting a job.
>>152730928I go to the gym and I practice jiu-jitsu. I might try doing that for a year and see how it goes (I'll probably give up on week 2)
>>152731400Just make a ritual with a macumbeiro that if you stop your team is relegated to serie C
now you know chikaner is so dumb he will never get that the anontard used macaco for huehues and monkey for the animal.that's how dense he is
I like monkeys they are funny
Im quite fond of this fat chinese monkey that appears on my timeline from time to time
>>152731400try turning it into some kind of tollfor example, every time you jerk off, 5 straight minutes of planksomeone in your team misses a pass? 1 minute for each miss
even their monkes have slanted eyes, wtf
>>152731543>someone in your team misses a pass? 1 minute for each missI'd have the strongest core in the universe
Banco romano >>>>>>>>>> planking
>>152731634But I'd have to go to Italy to find one
>>152731634>Banco romanoI don't think they good interest rates
>>152731671in San Pablo you'll find some, but they'll only serve it with sauce, calabresa and onions. no cheese. no mossarela.
You would think talking about monkeys would be the blueflag favorite activity yet they have disappeared once more
>>152731773perhaps you got blueballed
>>152731786What exactly does greenballing entail
>>152731810it's when you are bloated from eating too many beans
>>152731810what do you mean?the brazilian flag has a blueball, that's what I meant
We all have a little blue inside of us
>River new 5KWAB
now you remember this happened for 2 weeks
If he was called Anibal Blanco you would love him
>>152732157>the only cities gringos know abouti don't think most people outside of south america know what a sao paulo is
>the most expensive defender of all time in BR futchibol is now playing for 5th tier club in SpainLei Rei Pelé killed BR football forever. What the fuck is a Girona.
>>152732449It's the business capital of the continent, that is very wrong
what the fuck is a Vitor Reis?
>>152732509sorry i'll try not to be a honest chud. paulistas are nice to me a pay my salary after all
>>152732449what? you never played max payne 3, aka the worst one in the trillogy?
>>152732517
trikas
>>152732722The horizontal striped shirt of São Paulo Futebol Clube (the second uniform) was indeed inspired by a Flamengo uniform design.São Paulo, founded in the 1930s, based its design on Flamengo's white shirt with horizontal red and black stripes on the chest. The star player Leônidas da Silva, who played for both clubs, wore a striped Flamengo shirt, which served as a reference for the São Paulo uniform design.History details:Flamengo introduced a white uniform with horizontal red and black stripes at chest height in 1938, initially to make it easier to see the players in night games.This Flamengo design became a reference in Brazilian football.São Paulo developed a similar model for its second uniform, which is predominantly white with a horizontal tricolor stripe (red, white, and black) on the chest, a design that has become classic and a source of pride for the São Paulo fans.Therefore, there is a direct historical link between the uniform designs, with São Paulo's model being inspired by the one previously used by Flamengo.
>>152732787sounds like bullshit to me
>>1527328451915 não é Mundial
They choose our old nameThey made their ct on the same place as usBut if i say they are trying to be us i become the bad guy
>>152732787you give very in-depth answers whenever flamengo is mentioned, thank you
>>152732942and a lot of bullshit toohere's a register of São Paulo's first official match against Ypiranga, in 1930
>>152732942ty, you can ask me anything at gemini dot com
Mengãobros...
>162 posts in alreadyWhat have you been talking about bros
>>152732985>predominantly white with a horizontal tricolor stripe (red, white, and black) on the chestyou can't prove you pic was red, white and black, dou
>>152733096I can, just refer to the very first estatuto written by the club in 29th of January of 1930>“As cores do São Paulo Futebol Clube são as da bandeira paulista, vermelha, branca e preta”
>>152733204were you there? prove the uniform had this colours. and prove they weren't stolen from Memengo
