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Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)23:39:16 No.152733623

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Anonymous 12/29/25(Mon)23:39:16 No.152733623

>ordered a custom Lionel Messi Fleshlight
>order off Etsy
>wait 12 weeks for delivery
>it finally arrives, in a flimsy fold up package
>driver smirks at me and says 'heh enjoy bud' and winks as he walks off

I'm pretty sure he saw inside the box and knows bros and now I can't order anything online again

Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)23:44:55 No.152733689

Anonymous 12/29/25(Mon)23:44:55 No.152733689

Bases

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)00:59:56 No.152734484

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)00:59:56 No.152734484

Another perfectly hetero soccer thread

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)03:35:29 No.152735312

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)03:35:29 No.152735312

>pissi fleshlight disappears when things get hard

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)03:59:51 No.152735416

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)03:59:51 No.152735416

>>152735312
it also doesn't work unless you start from 12 yards out

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)04:23:37 No.152735489

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)04:23:37 No.152735489

This is a joke thread but I unironically bought a dildo through Wolt once and I'm pretty sure the pajeet realized that I'm buying a dildo.

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)08:09:15 No.152736530

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)08:09:15 No.152736530

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>>152735489
Why did you buy a dildo though

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)08:16:01 No.152736558

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)08:16:01 No.152736558

>>152736530
firstie countries already have anything, it's boring with high income, no crimes, quality education, they start contemplating either death or stuffing their ass

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)08:19:18 No.152736581

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)08:19:18 No.152736581

>>152733623
He came inside your fleshlight bro...

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)08:24:25 No.152736605

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)08:24:25 No.152736605

>>152736558
That's why sports exist tho

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)08:26:06 No.152736618

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)08:26:06 No.152736618

>you now remember that Canadian gooner who bought a million sex toys only to throw them away a day later
Does anyone have the screenshot?

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)09:49:42 No.152737100

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)09:49:42 No.152737100

>>152736618
>>136723077

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)09:55:14 No.152737136

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)09:55:14 No.152737136

>>152733623
Is it moulded from a cast of his actual anus?

Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)10:06:13 No.152737194

Anonymous 12/30/25(Tue)10:06:13 No.152737194

>>152737136
Yes, if you get deep enough you can hit Guillem Balague

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